You have no idea what I am... again, why bring up DEI?? What's Shocky"s rules if a person you don't like is Asian? I guess if you thought she met your definition of "hot" you wouldn't bring her up at all??
cal's monster class OFFICIAL editorial re: the bears next football head coach
how cal can learn from asu (beyond on how to become a curvy brunette yoga female azz stripper that's wearing zimmerman):
picked to finish last in the big 12 this season asu is arguably the biggest SURPRISE team on planet earth & after decisively thumping oklahoma state 44-21 yesterday on the road is now 6-2 & bowl eligible with program energy/tix sales exploding!!
34 year old kyle dillingham is a valley of the sun native & graduated from asu in 2012, a decade later he wuz hired as the head coach at age 32
asu's biggest football donor/a golf buddy of shocky, mr silvefleaf sun angel tole me this afternoon while walking our doggy dogs up the mountain in a refreshing lite rain that in this nil era that recruiting/player retention & player buy in to offensive/defensive schemes is best done by relatable young head coaches that are loved/respected by every player on the roster & that got true meaningful relationships with everybody on the roster, assistant coaches/staff, the students, the fanbase & the whale donors that are paying for the players every season...as a tempe alum dilly is considered to not likely take another head coaching job at another school, asu is boiling in his blood since his 1st sun devils game at age 6
fun fact: dilly says bad words just like shocky (our moms r not proud of that ****)!!
so the era of old white guys who are unrelatable is kinda over, football (and basketball) is gonna see younger & younger head coaches flourish kinda like berkeley grad dennis gates...dennis is a very close friend with my brah sir richard midgley & has tole me about his 15 minute telephonic dumb as **** interview with knowlton who asked multiple clueless questions when he wuz an assistant coach at florida state in prep work for march madness...let me be very clear about this, one of the most promising young head coaches in collegiate basketball thinks knowlton is a dumb **** as does jaylen brown, got it?
25 year old haas biz ad grad (the only player on cal's 2024 roster in the biz ad program is fernando mendoza) mike saffell is gonna be 29 years old when wilcox's contract runs out in 2028 (after the 2027 season) & he's already building support as the future head coach in waiting
it's gonna take a berkeley grad chancellor (also a haas biz ad major like shocky) like rich lyons to make the right moves to save cal's revenue sports which will include the promotion of berkeley grad andrew "football first" mcgraw to athletic director...it's passionate berkeley grads like the tireless/relentless kevin kennedy along with football whale donor lance cooper (there are 2 other seven digit football nil donors that are not in the jeans biz) working to construct the 2024 & 2025 rosters with ELITE athletes that also got academic ambition...there's no reason to subcontract the athletic department to berkeley grads (which will never get approved by the ncca or the uc system board of regents), it's already happening right NOW
yeah it's gonna take berkeley grads leading the way, retaining non berkeley grad ****tards like knowlton, markeisha & simon-o'neil is NOT the solution
mike saffell=future cal football head coach in training/waiting
ugonne foul watch: early offensive foul due to lack of body control & then a defensively contested shot with a body on the shooter resulted in 2 first half fouls...another moving screen in the 3rd quarter wuz not called but a holding foul on an inbounds play wuz caught for foul #3...4th foul with 6 minutes left in the game on a 50/50 ball...a clear 5th foul defensively fouled onyiah out & then a totally unncessary selfish mouthy technical foul closed the gap...michelle, ur gpa/academic ambition is outstanding, don't be a dumb azz on the court!!
lockdown defenders: after playing candy azz soft d in the 1st quarter giving up a 21 points to a slow as **** mid major, jayda noble & gisella maul brought experienced physicality to the game along with coach charmin changing the d scheme to a zone which resulted in the tigers scoring an anemic 5 points in the 2nd quarter which turned the game around
bench rotation: more minutes for gabriella & jayda, less minutes for true freshman lola (her shooting mechanics need work/development, luv her unselfish hustle)
ionna krimili: the greek arts grad student in berkeley gotta quick release & a beautiful stroke with a squared up shot, it's fundamentally beautiful!!...22 points on 4 of 9 3 pointers...the unforced turnovers (5) on mentally not disciplined sloopy passes not so much
marta suarez: 21 points & 4 turnovers...fans talking **** to marta, **** around & find out!!
3 point shooting: always challenging on an unfamiliar court away from berkeley, 7 of 26 trey shooting & the 21 turnovers kept pacific in the game with lulu's dagger to the heart the final blow to the tigers
free throw shooting: this team will be very difficult to beat in close games with it's ELITE free throw shooting, almost 80% today on 23 of 29 charity tosses
turnover watch: a beyond breaking bad 14 turnovers in the 1st half, finished the game with 21 turnovers
scheduling: good strategy on playing in a different gym but not leaving nor cal & not spending time (berkeley finals are in 2 weeks in berkeley) or money (bus trip, no airplanes/hotels) with the afternoon game in stockton...the big game on friday december 13th hosting stanford at haas pavilion is gonna be EPIC for them california golden bears (9-1)
mb & pitts, ur comments can be absolutely refuted by markeisha everett's own words but she just deleted her twitter account which documents her agenda/career promotion rather than building the cal fanbases for the football & basketball programs
how can one serve as the lead marketing director tryna communicate brand awareness & selling tixs without any social media??
everett has taken a page outta the knowlton playbook of not transparently communicating, she's prioritizing her paychecks over doing her job
are you in agreement with the cal athletics strategic plan which does not include winning games/championships & creating sold out hostile venues for visiting teams while generating revenues for the university as the #1 priority?? https://calbears.com/sports/2019/8/20/cal-athletics-strategic-plan.aspx
what's ur take on the department's #1 goal in the above plan??
the truth of the matter is that everett is an arrogant non innovative worthless bureaucrat who basically tole me to **** off when i approached her on the field during pregame warm ups on a football gameday to lobby for FREE tixs for all students in order to imprint future season tix buyers & grow the pipeline of future Builders of Berkeley
don't bother trying to label me as a far right wing conservative, shocky (who is a critically thinking independent) has posted his disdain for trump after spending 5+ hours playing golf/dining at lunch with the prez elect & any election denier which undermines democracy in the united states of america
shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth in america thru elite educational opportunities at generational family life changing institutions such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues for those willing to do the HARD WORK in earning a degree, he does not believe in allowing people to steal **** or people getting free ***** (including paychecks)
yeah markeisha everett is by own words & actions a failing worthless bureaucrat hiding behind her dei agenda that is defrauding the #1 ranked public university in the world by NOT doing her job (her peers within the department tell me she likes to spend her days behind working remotely and/or behind closed doors looking at retail websites) & that's very offensive to me
even my friend becky g will tell u that too much woke bull**** is not a good thing...shocky's ethos in life is wake up every day & work ur azz off in pursuing ur passions which for me includes protecting the most vulnerable in society them rescue doggy dogs
Could she maybe be just a terrible choice for the job, or bad at her job, without the back handed DEI slur that automatically comes with racial undertones, that is never applied to Caucasian employees? Might as well say "trifling ass colored hire". I say this as an East Oakland-raised Black man.
pitts, ur feedback is valued/respected, from this point forward shocky will not reference dei anymore & instead just refer to knowlton, jenny & markeisha as worthless bureaucratic ****tards
2025 cal football season opener update: gevani mccoy entered the portal & will not be qb1 when the beavs host the bears in corvallis on saturday august 30th
mb & pitts, ur comments can be absolutely refuted by markeisha everett's own words but she just deleted her twitter account which documents her agenda/career promotion rather than building the cal fanbases for the football & basketball programs
how can one serve as the lead marketing director tryna communicate brand awareness & selling tixs without any social media??
everett has taken a page outta the knowlton playbook of not transparently communicating, she's prioritizing her paychecks over doing her job
are you in agreement with the cal athletics strategic plan which does not include winning games/championships & creating sold out hostile venues for visiting teams while generating revenues for the university as the #1 priority?? https://calbears.com/sports/2019/8/20/cal-athletics-strategic-plan.aspx
what's ur take on the department's #1 goal in the above plan??
the truth of the matter is that everett is an arrogant non innovative worthless bureaucrat who basically tole me to **** off when i approached her on the field during pregame warm ups on a football gameday to lobby for FREE tixs for all students in order to imprint future season tix buyers & grow the pipeline of future Builders of Berkeley
don't bother trying to label me as a far right wing conservative, shocky (who is a critically thinking independent) has posted his disdain for trump after spending 5+ hours playing golf/dining at lunch with the prez elect & any election denier which undermines democracy in the united states of america
shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth in america thru elite educational opportunities at generational family life changing institutions such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues for those willing to do the HARD WORK in earning a degree, he does not believe in allowing people to steal **** or people getting free ***** (including paychecks)
yeah markeisha everett is by own words & actions a failing worthless bureaucrat hiding behind her dei agenda that is defrauding the #1 ranked public university in the world by NOT doing her job (her peers within the department tell me she likes to spend her days behind working remotely and/or behind closed doors looking at retail websites) & that's very offensive to me
even my friend becky g will tell u that too much woke bull**** is not a good thing...shocky's ethos in life is wake up every day & work ur azz off in pursuing ur passions which for me includes protecting the most vulnerable in society them rescue doggy dogs
Could she maybe be just a terrible choice for the job, or bad at her job, without the back handed DEI slur, that automatically comes with racial undertones, that is never applied to Caucasian employees. Might as well say "trifling ass colored hire". I say this as an East Oakland-raised Black man.
Interesting that we said the same thing conceptionally, and he rips me for being old and white ( allegedly), yet wets himself because his "when convenient" liberalism sprang from his groin when you told him you were a man of color.
mateen bhaghani with his ice in his veins made 18 of 22 field goals this season including a perfect 13 of 13 field goals under 40 yards which would've resulted in 3-4 more cal wins this season & wuz 3 of 5 on field goals over 50 yards despite the insiders on this board incorrectly parroting that he lacked leg strength
shocky has watched a lotta ucla football on tv this season (more than any other team) & not only does mateen drill field goals but they are literally in the middle 3rd of the goal posts, it's kinda like watching collin morikawa warm up with his short irons on the practice range with his unreal deadly precision stroke after stroke after stroke
if longwell, wilcox & cherrington had any deal making savvy, they should communicate thru a 3rd party like shocky to mateen's parents that if he enters the portal that he will not only get a cal scholly, a $250,000 nil deal (financed by wilcox via bouza) but also a haas biz school admission acceptance letter orchestrated by lyons
bhaghani wants a haas biz ad degree, not a ucla econ degree, got it??
mb & pitts, ur comments can be absolutely refuted by markeisha everett's own words but she just deleted her twitter account which documents her agenda/career promotion rather than building the cal fanbases for the football & basketball programs
how can one serve as the lead marketing director tryna communicate brand awareness & selling tixs without any social media??
everett has taken a page outta the knowlton playbook of not transparently communicating, she's prioritizing her paychecks over doing her job
are you in agreement with the cal athletics strategic plan which does not include winning games/championships & creating sold out hostile venues for visiting teams while generating revenues for the university as the #1 priority?? https://calbears.com/sports/2019/8/20/cal-athletics-strategic-plan.aspx
what's ur take on the department's #1 goal in the above plan??
the truth of the matter is that everett is an arrogant non innovative worthless bureaucrat who basically tole me to **** off when i approached her on the field during pregame warm ups on a football gameday to lobby for FREE tixs for all students in order to imprint future season tix buyers & grow the pipeline of future Builders of Berkeley
don't bother trying to label me as a far right wing conservative, shocky (who is a critically thinking independent) has posted his disdain for trump after spending 5+ hours playing golf/dining at lunch with the prez elect & any election denier which undermines democracy in the united states of america
shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth in america thru elite educational opportunities at generational family life changing institutions such as cal, stanford & the ivy leagues for those willing to do the HARD WORK in earning a degree, he does not believe in allowing people to steal **** or people getting free ***** (including paychecks)
yeah markeisha everett is by own words & actions a failing worthless bureaucrat hiding behind her dei agenda that is defrauding the #1 ranked public university in the world by NOT doing her job (her peers within the department tell me she likes to spend her days behind working remotely and/or behind closed doors looking at retail websites) & that's very offensive to me
even my friend becky g will tell u that too much woke bull**** is not a good thing...shocky's ethos in life is wake up every day & work ur azz off in pursuing ur passions which for me includes protecting the most vulnerable in society them rescue doggy dogs
Could she maybe be just a terrible choice for the job, or bad at her job, without the back handed DEI slur, that automatically comes with racial undertones, that is never applied to Caucasian employees. Might as well say "trifling ass colored hire". I say this as an East Oakland-raised Black man.
Interesting that we said the same thing conceptionally, and he rips me for being old and white ( allegedly), yet wets himself because his "when convenient" liberalism sprang from his groin when you told him you were a man of color.
I said the same thing literally. I'm just glad he finally gets it.
Lots of incompetence in the Cal athletics department but a fish rots from the head, and that is Jim Knowlton, who is far and away the MOST incompetent and at a MUCH larger scale. The damage he has done is immense. He is an career Army bureaucrat, what does he know about hiring a marketing director? Of course the chances are he will hire someone incompetent, He hired Mark Fox after all. No one can claim Fox was a "DEI hire." It was actually the opposite: Knowlton clearly indicated Fox was an "affinity hire." Why? Because Knowlton also knows nothing about basketball (or football for that mater).
Moreover, the issue is 98% product and only 2% marketing of the product. Fix the product first, get your old fans back, then get someone brilliant and innovative to market it to a wider audience and grow the fan base.
Summary; fire Knowlton. Get a competent AD and let them build a competent team. Or outsource the revenue sports to the alums and let us put together a competent management team.
in foreshadowing his round, max homa blocked his tee shot on the par 4 1st hole 30 yards right of the fairway, this happened 4 times today as he gets stuck inside & fails to release the clubhead with the driver...right now homa like morikawa no longer works with swing coach mark blackburn, he's relying instead on feedback from a trusted private adviser...yeah max still birdied the opening hole with a sweeping right to left putt on the very fast dried out greens in the south hemisphere on a 106% temperature afternoon
and after a clutch birdie 2 putt on the par 5 island green 9th hole (max's favorite hole anywhere, birdied it in all 4 rounds this year & the winning pivotal eagle 3 last year in the final round) homanation wuz in legit contention!!
but then another blocked drive into the fairway bunker on the easiest hole on the course the par 5 10th hole & the mental composure wind seemed to leave max sails which probably wouldn't have happened if his regular caddie joey greiner had made the trip from zony to south africa with his childhood friend
so max shot a 40 on the back nine (blocked drive on the brutal par 4 18th led to another bogey) en route to a 75
overall very good week for homa in playing for the 1st time in a couple of months since working on his swing changes after firing blackburn due a mentally overcomplicated swing check list instead of playing innately with feel, fully expecting max to be contending at the spectacularly scenic kapalua plantation on maui next month with collin & ben!!
will be interesting to see if max returns to africa again at the end of 2025 or if he will opt out to play tiger's elite field tournament in the bahamas
Purdue is targeting UNLV’s Barry Odom to be its next head coach, sources tell @YahooSports. The deal is not finalized, but the sides are working towards an agreement.
Odom went 19-8 in two seasons in Las Vegas and was 25-25 at Missouri before that.
oskisgfisbangingbucee, if barry odom to purdue gets finalized do unlv players & most likely key assistant coaches follow him to the big 10 while opting outta the rebs bowl game against cal??
does brennan marion follow him as the boilermakers offensive coordinator, a different oc opportunity like cal or does the unlv administration promote him to head coach in an effort to retain/stabilize the staff/roster??
https://instagr.am/p/DDVJakCyNoD gonna be an EPIC bowl game for the program in FUN los angeles on wednesday december 18th at 6:00 pm at so fi stadium!!
yeah the winners of the world r gonna fuel up with premium 91 for the battle between the schools that invented the atomic bomb & escort management/slot machine repair technology dual majors!!
https://instagr.am/p/C7uBpbISLyb and the losers like mizery, philly, doubtful, trumpanzee, etc r NOT gonna be dining on the patio of nobu malibu/teeing it up a bel air/pregame drinks at chateau marmont with buc-ee, they gonna be siting around like sofa kings in beer/pizza stained wife beater t-shirts talking **** about the cal football program, the "loser" bowl game, the candy azz soft acc, etc. while kinda overlooking the obvious that posting on gameday threads is for those that are:
a) incarcerated at san quentin for being unlikeable b) physically (lack quick twitch +1 yoga athleticism) unable to rob a car/boat/skateboard to get to la by kick off c) broke as **** d) got bad hygiene like oski & smell like **** and therefore need to avoid crowds at all costs e) all of the above
https://instagr.am/p/CsXI_4Qx_O1 *****syris corley, taylor *****isaiah crosby, manor *****collin gamble, flower mound *****khamani hudson, houston *****legend journey, arlington *****tyler knape, austin *****matthew littlejohn, san antonio *****josiah martin, corinth *****aidan newbill, austin *****michael-anthony okwura, katy *****eze osundo, trophy club *****chandler rogers, manfield *****marcus scott ii, houston *****curlee thomas iv, keller *****serigne tounkara, league city *****jamaal wiley, stafford *****miles williams, mansfield *****craig woodson, grand prairie *****matthew wykoff, magnolia *****ryan yaites, denton
https://instagr.am/p/B08dpIgpmlt the university of calveston (ELITE world class education without the lousy as **** texas weather/humidity/natural disasters, buc-ee now lives in bodega bay)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with 1+ hour flights to oakland on southwest every hour from so cal for the fam on fall gamedays)
https://instagr.am/p/C_vZRN2tWx0 fun facts: unlv don't gotta football head coach but it actually does gotta LIBRARY where some students can read BOOKS & ****!!...earning a unlv degree takes NO EFFORT!!
the university of nevada las vegas=#2 ranked school in clark county after sofia's school of suntanning & cosmetology
BREAKING: San Diego State WR Louis Brown IV ( @Louis4Brown ) plans to enter the transfer portal he tells me. - Brown IV is a 6’2 (194 LBS) Wide Receiver out of Los Angeles, CA. Brown is a great deep ball threat WR totaling 1,101 yards and 8 Touchdowns over the last two seasons… pic.twitter.com/MkUleZbG9O
aztecs rb1 marquez cooper (1,274 yards rushing this season) is outta eligibility & now wr1 louis brown iv (not a cal fit academically) is in the transfer portal, the bears roadie to snapdragon stadium on september 20, 2025 just got a little bit easier
real talk: the stu gordon save baseball fundraising pool of money has been nearly all spent & there is no momentum for future fundraising, the above schedule is financially irresponsible with the exorbitant travel costs but the reality is that the Knowlton Knows Nothing Notes plan is to just continue to borrow tens of millions of dollars from the central campus while lyons just gazes out the window california dreamin' on a winter's day as existential financial challenges barrel towards berkeley
Jen and I have moved into University House — the Chancellor’s house on campus. View out the back window up the Berkeley Hills just now. pic.twitter.com/GzfFRJyBzz
and the baseball deficit will only further deepen as the ncca scholly max is raised from 11 to 34 in 2025, this sport needs to be cut (to also allow for women's team cuts in compliance with title ix) with evans/gordon field repurposed for the greater good of the university such as student housing or the critically needed streamlined basketball only practice facility (mbb is NOT gonna elevate without this amenity in recruiting/player development) which knowlton has pathologically lied about for years with respects to shovels in the ground
where's the disciplined financial integrity in berkeley?? (the university can't print money)#
Justin Wilcox says “everybody” whom he’s spoken with about participating in the bowl game, including Jaydn Ott, have expressed their desire to play. He says he can’t guarantee they all will but mentions players have remained hopeful about participating in the LA Bowl.