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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

6'1" 290 mobile defensive tackle idaho transfer dallas afalava from mt ranier high school in dizzy azz seattle is gonna official visit berkeley this weekend with his family, he got 2 years of remaining eligiblity

afalava is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa & originally wanted to major in engineering in college

yeah dallas is an explosive disrupter with a non stop motor on d plus he got good hair!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:58p, 12/18/24
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:


6'1" 290 mobile defensive tackle idaho transfer dallas afalava from mt ranier high school in dizzy azz seattle is gonna official visit berkeley this weekend with his family, he got 2 years of remaining eligiblity

yeah dallas is an explosive disrupter with a non stop motor on d plus he got good hair!!

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"6'1"?, "290lbs"? "Mobile"? Sounds like it, kind of = "small".
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In reply to Pittstop • 4:02p, 12/18/24
Stephen Paea from Oregon State was 6'1 290. He ****ed up our world and only person to ever give Mack problems
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11:04p, 12/18/24
Hey Shocky, it was really nice meeting you and your daughter at halftime!
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hey goffy, great meeting u too tonite tho somedays r better than others

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justin wilcox: tireless worker who cares about the academic goals/ambitions of his student athletes, an ELITE defensive mind that continually fails to get involved with offensive & special teams...an intensely private person in a profession that favors extroverts vs introverts

brian johnson: good person that beat cancer but a FAILED s&c coach that needs to be replaced later this month, wilcox not having the stomach for this will doom 2025 once again to epidemic INJURIES & yet another underachieving season...this is by far the #1 issue holding back the cal football program

mike bloesch: very detailed offensive line coach that lost focus on o-line development this past year tryna unsuccessfully juggle both his room & play calling duties...not an emotionally available person due to his stoic personality, mike stubbornly refuses to listen to the more than half of the staff's preference for less interior run schemes in favor of PITCHOUTS...this is the #2 issue adversely impacting cal fb

peter sirmon: an outstanding defensive coordinator & ELITE developer of inside backers, his biggest miscue of 2025 wuz not giving hunter & liam more snaps early in the season particularly in the miami game which resulted in cade & teddye gassed in the 4th quarter & unable to tackle the canes qb1 & wr1 in open space

ryan longwell: former nfl kicker/low handicap golfer it's mind boggling to me that ryan didn't see in mateen the collin morikawa like ELITE precision in his stroke coupled with an ice in his veins mental make up...if ryan can put together a deal (outlined in an earlier post) for mateen then cal's special teams could be the best in the acc next season, otherwise more lost games because of missed field goals is a real possibility

aristotle thompson: likable coach with a remarkable family but has never produced a nfl draft running back, his failing to advocate for PITCHOUTS like ron gould did back in the day has cost jaydn millions of dollars

burl toler: one of the best west coast recruiters with his sincere ability to build relationships & sell berkeley academics, burl has also built a now ingrained zero BLOCKING culture in his wideout room which has hurt the nfl scouting evaluations of his players

mike saffell: the engaging FUN haas berkeley biz ad grad is the future head coach in berkeley (our version of asu's home grown dillingham), would be nice if he elevated the BLOCKING expectations in the tight end room before that day gets here

sterlin gilbert: a gifted developer of quarterback talent, he also shares bloesch's texas high school background of smashmouth only interior runs/**** run game schemes

andrew browning: good not great coach in a tough spot recruiting historically the lowest gpa position in college football, andrew is a plus for the program

vic so'oto: more fiery this season is a real plus given the kinda buttoned up personalities of wilcox & sirmon, his earlier recruiting mistakes with low gpa prospects are now in the rear view mirror

tre watson & terrence brown: the PERFECT coaches in this era of college free agency, the are both FUN & mentoring their room both on & the off the field to become remarkable young berkeley grads...and if a player has nfl physical tools, they will get them to the next level of their dreams & PAID in the national football league!!

marshall cherrington: a high energy recruiter who juggles well, marshall has learned from his earlier wasted time/resources recruitments of low gpa academic silver bullets, struggling academically students will be the 1st to bail from berkeley when a better nil offer rolls in

valerie grimaldo: berkeley grad in 3 years is very creative & got a good PONYTAIL!!

andrew mcgraw: the most qualified next ad to hit the ground running (cal athletics is running out of time under knowlton's cluster****) with a football first approach to everything which will help finance all other sports...needs to be more assertive in guiding wilcox thru his blind side

sierra achin: the berkeley grad is a huge upgrade in the cfo role from the anti football/basketball agenda tom lowry who retired last year after carrying out the knowlton driven financial tsunami of loans from the central campus which will never have the future revenues for repayment

beth tafolla-voetsch: a competent administrator, her conference call with donors scheduled for this friday soliciting internal nil fundraising is NOT gonna be well received just like the earlier zoom call (described to me as a "timeshare sales pitch") requesting funding for all the non revenue sports...NOBODY wants to pay for worthless bureaucrats & only a fool would think any monies directed for the internal nil program won't be misdirected

markeisha everett: an arrogant self promoter who decision to not offer FREE tixs to all students & also failing to capitalize on the professional sports team tix competition departing from the bay area marketspace has resulted in tens of thousands empty seats/a lotta tarps at memorial stadium & high school crowds at haas pavilion for both the men's & women's basketball teams...a failing dei hire

jennifer simon-o'neil: the one truly evil as **** person in the athletic department, still tryna lobby for internal nil dollars to be distributed to the star quidditch player instead of the starting offensive line

james knowlton: the general is financially illiterate & a pathological liar (both promising the basketball practice facility which is never gonna get built under his watch & deceiving the uc board of regents last months utilizing 2023 financial data instead of projected 2025 numbers while lyons quietly played along with his deception), he's NOT liked by the football program or even his own staff other than jenny & marekisha who like him are not employable anywhere else on planet earth

rich lyons: means well & loves cal sports in a profound way but after working decades on campus his decision to not terminate knowlton re: the mckeever fiasco via the chancellor's office guard dog dan mogulof is beyond disappointing, if rich can't embolden himself to make decisions his tenure in a time of existential financial challenges barreling towards berkeley his legacy will be just that of another bureaucrat who got paid to look out the window at the campanile on a wintery december day

lance cooper: the program mvp, cal football would be unrecognizable without his involvement

kevin kennedy: see above, his pro bono work pencils out at about 5 cents an hour for his thousands of unbillable hours

randy scott: cal men's basketball biggest madsen confidante & football/basketball landlord of the year

oski: got replaced by buc-ee, huge ******* upgrade!!

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california golden INJURED bears 13

fun fact: other than learning that josiah martin got STAR stiff & that isaiah crosby is gonna be a dangerous punt return weapon in 2025, the highlite of the 2024 gronky gronk la bowl game (played in a weird nfl non collegiate sterile environment) wuz DOMS on the massive so fi video board doing her sexxy red dance which unfortunately cut away before her FUN boom boom shakaboom dance got more than a pg13 rating!!!

so sad, DOMS got some really cute & funny facial expressions unlike the stoic bears head coach who really needs a yoga/meditation practice this offseason to improve his deep breathing before he strokes out or something

from the monster's perspective the game wuz kinda over when a moving the ball qb1 cj harris went into the INJURY tent (which has housed literally key rotational players at every position during the failed 6-7 2024 season & then later showed up on the sidelines in gym clothes)

so is coach wilcox gonna address the #1 issue facing the california golden bear program & make a vitally critical and necessary change in the s&c program this december??

if not it's gonna be hard for some fans like shocky to remain engaged with the program, it's getting old watching a poorly conditioned team continue to get INJURED & pushed around every season starting in november thru december

a lotta positive staff changes have already taken place but is justin gonna address the s&c issue which is the great big elephant in the room which is very obvious to everybody on planet earth??
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:27a, 12/19/24
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Shocky1 said:


justin wilcox: tireless worker who cares about the academic goals/ambitions of his student athletes, an ELITE defensive mind that continually fails to get involved with offensive & special teams...an intensely private person in a profession that favors extroverts vs introverts

brian johnson: good person that beat cancer but a FAILED s&c coach that needs to be replaced later this month, wilcox not having the stomach for this will doom 2025 once again to epidemic INJURIES & yet another underachieving season...this is by far the #1 issue holding back the cal football program

mike bloesch: very detailed offensive line coach that lost focus on o-line development this past year tryna unsuccessfully juggle both his room & play calling duties...not an emotionally available person due to his stoic personality, mike stubbornly refuses to listen to the more than half of the staff's preference for less interior run schemes in favor of PITCHOUTS...this is the #2 issue adversely impacting cal fb

peter sirmon: an outstanding defensive coordinator & ELITE developer of inside backers, his biggest miscue of 2025 wuz not giving hunter & liam more snaps early in the season particularly in the miami game which resulted in cade & teddye gassed in the 4th quarter & unable to tackle the canes qb1 & wr1 in open space

ryan longwell: former nfl kicker/low handicap golfer it's mind boggling to me that ryan didn't see in mateen the collin morikawa like ELITE precision in his stroke coupled with an ice in his veins mental make up...if ryan can put together a deal (outlined in an earlier post) for mateen then cal's special teams could be the best in the acc next season, otherwise more lost games because of missed field goals is a real possibility

aristotle thompson: likable coach with a remarkable family but has never produced a nfl draft running back, his failing to advocate for PITCHOUTS like ron gould did back in the day has cost jaydn millions of dollars

burl toler: one of the best west coast recruiters with his sincere ability to build relationships & sell berkeley academics, burl has also built a now ingrained zero BLOCKING culture in his wideout room which has hurt the nfl scouting evaluations of his players

mike saffell: the engaging FUN haas berkeley biz ad grad is the future head coach in berkeley (our version of asu's home grown dillingham), would be nice if he elevated the BLOCKING expectations in the tight end room before that day gets here

sterlin gilbert: a gifted developer of quarterback talent, he also shares bloesch's texas high school background of smashmouth only interior runs/**** run game schemes

andrew browning: good not great coach in a tough spot recruiting historically the lowest gpa position in college football, andrew is a plus for the program

vic so'oto: more fiery this season is a real plus given the kinda buttoned up personalities of wilcox & sirmon, his earlier recruiting mistakes with low gpa prospects are now in the rear view mirror

tre watson & terrence brown: the PERFECT coaches in this era of college free agency, the are both FUN & mentoring their room both on & the off the field to become remarkable young berkeley grads...and if a player has nfl physical tools, they will get them to the next level of their dreams & PAID in the national football league!!

marshall cherrington: a high energy recruiter who juggles well, marshall has learned from his earlier wasted time/resources recruitments of low gpa academic silver bullets, struggling academically students will be the 1st to bail from berkeley when a better nil offer rolls in

valerie grimaldo: berkeley grad in 3 years is very creative & got a good PONYTAIL!!

andrew mcgraw: the most qualified next ad to hit the ground running (cal athletics is running out of time under knowlton's cluster****) with a football first approach to everything which will help finance all other sports...needs to be more assertive in guiding wilcox thru his blind side

sierra achin: the berkeley grad is a huge upgrade in the cfo role from the anti football/basketball agenda tom lowry who retired last year after carrying out the knowlton driven financial tsunami of loans from the central campus which will never have the future revenues for repayment

beth tafolla-voetsch: a competent administrator, her conference call with donors scheduled for this friday soliciting internal nil fundraising is NOT gonna be well received just like the earlier zoom call (described to me as a "timeshare sales pitch") requesting funding for all the non revenue sports...NOBODY wants to pay for worthless bureaucrats & only a fool would think any monies directed for the internal nil program won't be misdirected

markeisha everett: an arrogant self promoter who decision to not offer FREE tixs to all students & also failing to capitalize on the professional sports team tix competition departing from the bay area marketspace has resulted in tens of thousands empty seats/a lotta tarps at memorial stadium & high school crowds at haas pavilion for both the men's & women's basketball teams...a failing dei hire

jennifer simon-o'neil: the one truly evil as **** person in the athletic department, still tryna lobby for internal nil dollars to be distributed to the star quidditch player instead of the starting offensive line

james knowlton: the general is financially illiterate & a pathological liar (both promising the basketball practice facility which is never gonna get built under his watch & deceiving the uc board of regents last months utilizing 2023 financial data instead of projected 2025 numbers while lyons quietly played along with his deception), he's NOT liked by the football program or even his own staff other than jenny & marekisha who like him are not employable anywhere else on planet earth

rich lyons: means well & loves cal sports in a profound way but after working decades on campus his decision to not terminate knowlton re: the mckeever fiasco via the chancellor's office guard dog dan mogulof is beyond disappointing, if rich can't embolden himself to make decisions his tenure in a time of existential financial challenges barreling towards berkeley his legacy will be just that of another bureaucrat who got paid to look out the window at the campanile on a wintery december day

lance cooper: the program mvp, cal football would be unrecognizable without his involvement

kevin kennedy: see above, his pro bono work pencils out at about 5 cents an hour for his thousands of unbillable hours

randy scott: cal men's basketball biggest madsen confidante & football/basketball landlord of the year

oski: got replaced by buc-ee, huge ******* upgrade!!

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unlv rebels 24
california golden INJURED bears 13

fun fact: other than learning that josiah martin got STAR stiff & that isaiah crosby is gonna be a dangerous punt return weapon in 2025, the highlite of the 2024 gronky gronk la bowl game (played in a weird nfl non collegiate sterile environment) wuz DOMS on the massive so fi video board doing her sexxy red dance which unfortunately cut away before her FUN boom boom shakaboom dance got more than a pg13 rating!!!

so sad, DOMS got some really cute & funny facial expressions unlike the stoic bears head coach who really needs a yoga/meditation practice this offseason to improve his deep breathing before he strokes out or something

from the monster's perspective the game wuz kinda over when a moving the ball qb1 cj harris went into the INJURY tent (which has housed literally key rotational players at every position during the failed 6-7 2024 season & then later showed up on the sidelines in gym clothes)

so is coach wilcox gonna address the #1 issue facing the california golden bear program & make a vitally critical and necessary change in the s&c program this december??

if not it's gonna be hard for some fans like shocky to remain engaged with the program, it's getting old watching a poorly conditioned team continue to get INJURED & pushed around every season starting in november thru december

a lotta positive staff changes have already taken place but is justin gonna address the s&c issue which is the great big elephant in the room which is very obvious to everybody on planet earth??
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cal's monster class OFFICIAL statement re: special teams: part 1

sitting on the 50 yard line with taylor (who looked at potential nyc new year's eve dresses on her phone the entire game asking for my fashionista input during timeouts while wearing a fendi moscow looking coat with a minx collar in an indoor stadium) in the 1st row of the mezzanine level (which best replicates my tree fort perch at memorial stadium) shocky immediately noticed the bizarro placement/aignment of the 2 outside defending bears on the rebs trick play shovel pass

check out #6 & #25 pre play in this video, neither one of them is looking at the unlv wideouts, they are FACING each other/the center of the field instead of the potential ball receiver...then just as bizarrely the 2 bears drifted backwards with zero eye contact on the punter which not surprising resulted in a 50+ yard game changing play

can anybody explain in football technical terms the strategy of the 2 outside bears pre snap alignment??


and when will the candy azz soft media including this site evah ask wilcox & longwell why they ran off ucla's mateen bhaghani??...the monster has already explained the full backstory from mateen's parents perspective & his efforts to unsuccessfully resolve the situation before longwell "brought in his guys" (ryan coe & bobby englster who are now both gonzo)...yeah mateen is the collin morikawa of collegiate field goal kicking which his precision ice in his veins kicks stroke after stroke after stroke after stroke which is kinda important in WINNING football games


kinda curious if this also happens to teams that don't got a full time special teams coach??


so wut's the good news (the food offering in the so fi vip section looked like nasty azz doggy dog food and/or fish nite at the unit 2 dorm back in the day)??...almost all restaurants in beverly hills stop taking new orders for the kitchen at 10:00 pm on weeknites but il pastaio on canon drive stays open late & we were able to smooth talk our order in at 10:45 pm...our pasta dishes (the mushroom ravioli for tay & the crab/lobster linguini for dad) plus the shared perfectly seared petite fillet for protein wuz exceptional!!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:55a, 12/19/24

That was a GREAT fake punt! Looked like one of those plays that a few fans draw up over a couple of pitchers of beer... and then it works to perfection! One day, it might be fun to be the perpetrator of plays like this, instead of the victim.
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10:21a, 12/19/24

fun fact: ^ shocks at modern yoga

big c, the cal special teams braintrust only fake kick during the 2024 season wuz at pittsburgh wuz the poorly schemed & executed 1st extra point attempt with a wobbly azz doggy dog non spiral thrown by a young man who grew up in australia who NEVER threw a single pass with an american football while growing up down under!!!

don't got a problem with that aggressive playcalling but who not substitute chandler rogers (who can both throw & run) for lachlan wilson as the place holder on the fake kick??...if u wanna sell the substitution then have chandler holding the ball on a couple of the 75 minute pregame kicks at acrisure stadium when the only people watching wuz shocky, vals & her monster ponytail/camera and the pittsburgh special teams spies, right??

yeah shocky as the full times special teams coach would be a significant upgrade, the monster could do this **** with NO EFFORT (plus his running back come from cali)...yeah there would probably be a slight learning curve for the monster but there is no disputing the bears would'b been 10-3 this season with all acc kicker/haas biz ad enrolled mateen bhaghani drilling field goals in the middle 3rd of the uprights!!

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As I said on this thread Cal needs to look to hiring UNLV Special Teams Coach James Shibest who is one of the best in the business. Their ST turned the game around. Cal needs to learn from their mistake of not having a coach as good as Shibest coordinating ST for us.
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10:37a, 12/19/24
that fake punt was gorgeous. i wasn't even mad as the guy ran most of the field. art is art.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:25p, 12/19/24
People rag on Dykes, but I thought it was pretty clever to have the punter wear the same number as Goff, which allowed them to sneak Goff out there for an attempt at a fake punt (can't recall if it was successful). I think Goff pulled off a few quick kicks in his time too.

I understand it's difficult when you're just trying (but failing) to field a team this time of year for a bowl game, but Wilcox should've added some sort of 'razzle dazzle' plays just to take the pressure off and let the kids have some fun, even in defeat.
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In reply to bencgilmore • 12:30p, 12/19/24
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that fake punt was gorgeous. i wasn't even mad as the guy ran most of the field. art is art.


It made me sick.
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People rag on Dykes, but I thought it was pretty clever to have the punter wear the same number as Goff, which allowed them to sneak Goff out there for an attempt at a fake punt (can't recall if it was successful). I think Goff pulled off a few quick kicks in his time too.

I understand it's difficult when you're just trying (but failing) to field a team this time of year for a bowl game, but Wilcox should've added some sort of 'razzle dazzle' plays just to take the pressure off and let the kids have some fun, even in defeat.


Did you not see that three fake handoff misdirection play at the goal line that failed because it fooled no one and Harris got blown up
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taylor and her dad just enjoyed a tasty lunch at his favorite restaurant on planet earth at nobu malibu, the blue fin toro with ponzu sauce & japanese a5 waygu from miyazaki followed by a shared 50 grams of sugar hailey bieber tropical orange/strawberry smoothie at erewhon....our taste buds r dancing in the dark in this summer of love!!

fun facts: the best cut of beef is waygu, unfortunately it's pricey & unfortunately not part of the grand slam at dennys...waygu is rated on a highly rigorous scale with american waygu 1 thru 5 most commonly found in the united states...a decided cut above is japanese wagyu also rated 1 thru 5...some foodies think kobe waygu japanese 5 is the best beef, that is not true as miyazaki waygu japanese 5 is the ultimate steak!!

we did not see the kinda jittery/emtotional train wreck cnhth on the patio at nobu, hopefully he got his methadone shots or something today!!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:50p, 12/19/24
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former cal commit 6'4" 330 lbs offensive guard amos talatele from santa clara high school is now in the transfer portal after getting 92 snaps in as a trojan this season, amos has been extended an actionable cal offer & got 3 years of remaining eligibility

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a short drive for the fam without airfare, rental cars & hotels on fall gamedays in berkeley)
amos talatele is gonna official trip to berkeley tomorrow & visit with the bears new o-line coach famika anae!!

the bears gotta get SIGNIFICANTLY stronger on the offensive line in 2025, talatele is a KEY target
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low gpa +1 athletic cali boy gonna find out about freezing azz lincoln winters#
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9:44p, 12/19/24

josiah wants to know wut's next??

i dunno maybe an academically mediocre education or something??

2025 scholly roster departures: 29 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...out of eligibility...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...out of eligibility...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
matthew littlejohn, nickel...out of eligibility
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity
kadarius calloway, running back...out of eligibility
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement...no berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree

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9:48p, 12/19/24
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10 losses in the big 10 in 2025 (legit possibility)??#
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cal's monster class OFFICIAL statement re: the bears wide receiving room: part 1

it's time to change the laundry in the wideout room, coach toler (who remarkably has NEVER had a single bear drafted by the nfl during his many years in berkeley) ingrained a culture of NO BLOCKING within this room

the ruthless billion dollar national football league knows who blocks and who pretends to block, this is the PRIMARY reason toler has NEVER had a single wr hear his name on nfl draft days

you cannot WIN football games without violent wr blocking creating opportunities in the run

so even tho shocky personally likes burl (the berkeley grad is a TERRIFIC person & dynamo recruiter) he needed to go, ucla's run game metrics are gonna go even further downhill in 2025 as the bruins crash towards 10 losses

nyziah is gone to freezing azz nebraska, high gpa josiah martin is throwing away a berkeley degree & trond grizzell (hopefully finishes his berkeley degree) sat below me at so fi stadium with his fam instead of standing on the sidelines with his teammates

but guess wut??

shocky don't think there's anybody in the current wr room that blocked worth 2 ***** soft this season, if any of these candy azz soft guys don't wanna embrace the coming emphasis upon BLOCKING by kyle cefalo, brian harsin & nick rolovich (who all stood together on the sidelines away from the bench) then NONE of these guys in the entire room are non replaceable
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11:43p, 12/19/24
cal's monster class OFFICIAL statement re: the bears wide receiving room: part 2

alky has likely incorrectly stated on other thread that trond is "likely retiring from football," multiple bearents at so fi tole me that grizzell is expected to try to transfer to his fake as **** roommate mendoza's next school

trust me playing time in 2025 is gonna be contingent upon VIOLENT BLOCKING downfield, not the clown car **** that went on this season...the bears ELITE running backs deserve better & they will get this support in 2025, this is a done deal


wut other metrics are there to measure the 2024 wr room beyond the abject failure to BLOCK??

INJURIES, virtually every player in the playing rotation this season incurred at least one major injury that caused them to miss game(s)...this is largely due to the program's failure with the s&c program which needs a change this december, this is the #1 issue holding back the program heading into 2025

BREAKING TACKLES, watching every second of cal football in person this season shocky can't really recall any major catches & yardage after catch that involved breaking multiple tackles, can u??


bottom line a total reset of the wr room is necessary both from a coaching & personnel perspective (for those that are not gonna become significantly stronger & more physical in order to BLOCK, break tackles & avoid debilitating INJURIES which is necessary for winning football games

none of the current bears wideouts that played this season r evah gonna earn a single dollar in the national football league, if a berkeley degree is NOT important to them then it's time for them to move on (and be moving boxes at best guy when they're 30 years old with kinda worthless degrees)

knock somebody on their ******* azz (football is a VIOLENT sport)#
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cal's monster class OFFICIAL statement re: special teams: part 2

to longwell's credit, punter lachlan wilson had a standout 2024 season & is now developed into a legit nfl prospect as an undrafted free agent (selecting the right team to sign with will be critical & hopefully ryan will help lachlan navigate this process to ensure signing with the best organization i.e. a current on thin ice starting punter)

on the other hand cal's kicking game could once again be a total ****show in 2024 without mateen bhaghani drilling field goals thru the middle 3rd of the goalposts with ice in his veins & the mass exodus departures of punter lachlan wilson, ELITE longsnapper david bird to alabama, kicker ryan coe & placeholder lachlan wilson

there is absolutely ZERO chance wilcox is gonna move on replacing longwell, justin has repeatedly said that the program "is lucky" to have longwell

honestly not sure wut metric (it's NOT losing 4 games this season due to running off mateen) wilcox is utilizing for that statement or if that's just the head coach talking outta his azz re: his couer d'alene brewski drinking buddy or something
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:53a, 12/20/24
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/B_Vjlg0Ap85
j michael sturdivant career receiving statistics:

2022 at cal: 65 receptions for 755 yards & 7 touchdowns
2023 at ucla: 36 receptions for 597 yards & 4 touchdowns
2024 at ucla: 22 receptions for 315 yards & 2 touchdowns (can't create separation, lacks SPEED)

j-mike expected to enter the transfer portal, utep would be a good landing spot

femi oladejo's final college game of his life (no remaining eligibility):

moved from linebacker to defensive end on the ucla d with no tackles against fresno state, zero nfl upside

https://instagr.am/p/C7uBpbISLyb


no berkeley degrees, future valets at chateau marmont (when shocky rolls up with benji)#
j mike transfers from ucla to florida

fun fact: sturdivant now gotta unique opportunity to become the 1st wide receiver in the history of college football to have declining successive production in each of their 4 college seasons!!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 3:38a, 12/20/24
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/B9SOe4njett
cal's monster class OFFICIAL statement re: special teams: part 1

sitting on the 50 yard line with taylor (who looked at potential nyc new year's eve dresses on her phone the entire game asking for my fashionista input during timeouts while wearing a fendi moscow looking coat with a minx collar in an indoor stadium) in the 1st row of the mezzanine level (which best replicates my tree fort perch at memorial stadium) shocky immediately noticed the bizarro placement/aignment of the 2 outside defending bears on the rebs trick play shovel pass

check out #6 & #25 pre play in this video, neither one of them is looking at the unlv wideouts, they are FACING each other/the center of the field instead of the potential ball receiver...then just as bizarrely the 2 bears drifted backwards with zero eye contact on the punter which not surprising resulted in a 50+ yard game changing play

can anybody explain in football technical terms the strategy of the 2 outside bears pre snap alignment??


and when will the candy azz soft media including this site evah ask wilcox & longwell why they ran off ucla's mateen bhaghani??...the monster has already explained the full backstory from mateen's parents perspective & his efforts to unsuccessfully resolve the situation before longwell "brought in his guys" (ryan coe & bobby englster who are now both gonzo)...yeah mateen is the collin morikawa of collegiate field goal kicking which his precision ice in his veins kicks stroke after stroke after stroke after stroke which is kinda important in WINNING football games


kinda curious if this also happens to teams that don't got a full time special teams coach??


so wut's the good news (the food offering in the so fi vip section looked like nasty azz doggy dog food and/or fish nite at the unit 2 dorm back in the day)??...almost all restaurants in beverly hills stop taking new orders for the kitchen at 10:00 pm on weeknites but il pastaio on canon drive stays open late & we were able to smooth talk our order in at 10:45 pm...our pasta dishes (the mushroom ravioli for tay & the crab/lobster linguini for dad) plus the shared perfectly seared petite fillet for protein wuz exceptional!!!

https://instagr.am/p/DC7fK0otfeo
Forget the pre snap stupid sideways look. Why didn't they run with the two guys they were covering? Zone punt return? Exhibit A in Wilcox's exit meeting. Tireless worker my ass. A washing machine is a tireless worker.
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6:28a, 12/20/24
Wasn't endries his roommate too? Did he room with both of them, or replace endries with trond?
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^ shut up shocky, r u also the director of berkeley student housing or something??

roommates: wut could possibly go wrong??#
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Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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In reply to Econ141 • 8:47a, 12/20/24
Econ141 said:
Don't really know what these guys will make in NIL but say this kid gets $300,000 in the 4 years. 30 years in the S&P could get him 3 million. My Cal degree didn't get me that. Go transfer kids.
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9:09a, 12/20/24
82, pretty sure u mentioned that u didn't graduate from berkeley, did this recently change??

fyi, cal like academically mediocre schools like texas tech also offers nil payments so ur math is wildly inaccurate...also a berkeley degree can be worth tens of millions of dollars over a lifetime, a texas tech degree will set u up for the buc-ee's supervisor program working weekends & all holidays (and remember all employees are forbidden to have any phones on their body while working during their shifts)

so ur life/financial/career advice is kinda worthless, got it??

look if u & cnhth just wanna be negative/depressed with no solutions all the time that's ur choice but the cal's monster class thread is NOT a free methadone clinic for the emotionally jittery/unstable to shoot up

fun fact: one of the greatest gifts berkeley has given me in life is that in winning situations shocky is 100% exuberant & emotionally available for celebrating with crazy as **** energy but in challenging situations (like the current state of affairs with the 6-7 cal football program with a failing s&c program) then shocky goes into a non emo problem solving mode

all we all got a choice every morning, do we wanna be happy or sad as ****, who r u??
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Give to Cal Legends!

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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:31a, 12/20/24
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CzCjc42LMgs
cal's monster class recruiting update:

the TAKERS coaching staff of brown & watson are targeting notre dame grad transfer 6' 182 lbs corner jaden mickey who is the latest great db from corona centennial just like berkeley grad breezy!!

mickey is a strong candidate to be yet another irish turned bear starter on coach sirmon's d after 500+ snaps for notre dame, gotta develop more strength & top end SPEED if he wants to get PAID in the nfl after the 2025 season

jaden is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.75 gpa plus he's FOREVER a mama's boy like shocky (which motivates us every morning we wake up)

https://instagr.am/p/C1dSN4cphPn
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including eastvale, adios freezing azz south bend)

https://instagr.am/p/DDVYJVdPT71
KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!

jaden, congrats on ur FANTASTIC decision to become a california golden bears, this is a moment of love!!

trust me, as a fellow mama's boy, ur moms is smiling & watching over you every day of ur life, make her PROUD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://www.instagram.com/ndfootball/reel/C5_myfQOPqu/

the university of california, south bend satellite campus=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD

^ fun fact: there could be 4 ex irish in the bears 2025 opening day starting line up in corvallis

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