2026 3.8 gpa explosive PLAYMAKING wideout kai meza will take an official visit to berkeley the weekend of the friday nite north carolina showdown at memorial stadium!!
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and recently ranked by forbes magazine as better than HARVARD & level 7 hypothermia cold azz garbage time academic skools like colorado & kansas state)
Post BC: Justin Wilcox praises the Cal fans efforts in Boston
"They're 7-1 at home under this staff, shoutout the Bears that showed up today, unbelievable showing. Some from the East and those who flew cross country, we heard them right when we took the field, it was awesome." pic.twitter.com/BOGyz2w0Yn
Not sure what they can do at Hazeltine, but for Olympic Club, they need to grow the rough and bake out the fairways, so that if you don't have the right shot shape into the counter-slope on the doglegs, you go into the rough and probably can't reach the green. You want conditions similar to the 1998 Open.
Injuries bring the first changes to the Cal depth chart in a while with Jayden Wayne and Dru Polidore Jr. being listed atop the list at EDGE and S in place of Ryan McCulloch and Isaiah Crosby, respectively. pic.twitter.com/WN16IKwNsF
cal's monster offensive line: will be interesting to see whose running with the 1s at left & right tackle during the early pregame warm up saturday nite at memorial stadium
2026 3.8 gpa explosive PLAYMAKING wideout kai meza will take an official visit to berkeley the weekend of the friday nite north carolina showdown at memorial stadium!!
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and recently ranked by forbes magazine as better than HARVARD & level 7 hypothermia cold azz garbage time academic skools like colorado & kansas state)
2026 5'9" 165 lbs take it to the HOUSE with elite track SPEED running back jayden fox (rhymes with ott whose career has gone into a dumpster since leaving berkeley) from cherry creek high school in englewood colorado will also be visiting for the bill belichick (and strange) early retirement PARTY on friday october 17th in beautiful cali (not to be confused with white **** redneck boise & laramie, transient las vegas & middle of nowhere storrs) that all play in sorry azz weak conferences, rite??
"I would like to finish top-100 just out of pride." @MaxHoma gives mid-round insight @Sanderson_Champ on why he's competing in the #FedExCup Fall with exempt status secured for 2026.
2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 1st round update
max homa (67, tied for 5th): maxazillion is playing with positive body language & rattled off 6 birdies after a bogey 5 on the par 4 2nd hole, his swing is organized & his putting stroke is aggressive with holing speed (the 20 foot from the fringe on the par 4 17th hole after a well conceived bump & run from hanging branches wuz center cut the entire ******* way!!
check out this tempo & the assortment of off speed shots (kinda like his friend jt) creatively attacking the golf course, this is vintage max kinda play on a course that is kinda reminiscent of silverado (where homa has won twice)
homa's iron play is outstanding, his average distance from the hole on the 4 par 3s wuz an unreal 7 feet
shocky foreshadowed homa's teammate (and fellow chipotle junkie) michael kim (now ranked #38 in the official world golf rankings) winning in france 2 weeks ago, another california golden bear could be hoisting the championship trophy on sunday but let's see if max and ben can take advantage of their pristine conditions/low wind early tee times tomorrow morning
byeong hun an (69, tied for 35th): ben played his final 6 holes in un en fuego 4 under par!!
despite his #72 official world golf ranking an ditched the long broomstick putter at silverado in favor of a more conventional blade & is continuing to roll the rock with 88 feet of made putts this afternoon
ben could win this tournament too, he's tied for 4th in the field in driving accuracy after hitting 11 of 14 fairways today...if byeong can play his way into the top 50 official world golf rankings at year end he would become the 4th bear to receive an invitation to the 2026 masters at augusta national
kk limbhaust update: CONGRATS to the haas biz ad grad's 16 under par victory in his native thailand, bears luv trophies!!
agreed dave that max's day in the championship circle is gonna be sooner than later but today both homa & ben an started slowly again with bogey 4s on the par 3 10th hole which wuz their 1st holes of the day
since both guys gotta 50% chance of being paired together for the 3rd round shocky has taken the liberty of booking via golfnow.com a 6:27 am tee time for them for saturday morning at the nearby waffle house national in jackson mississippi (fun fact: they are NOT comped like shocky, better bring 38 bucks for the green fees, golf cart & FREE beer/hot dog combo special at the turn)...a quick 9 holes despite the kinda bumpy greens will ensure they are both ready to roll with their pga tournament rounds later in the day, the monster's work is never done!!
2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 2nd round update
max homa (72, tied for 42nd): max's putting speed wuz off all day but he maintained pretty good body language & better than usual kindness towards himself (self loathing is NOT a positive way to live ur life, does shocky get mad/beat himself up cuz he can't do a ******* handstand like them curvy brunette yoga females??)
byeong hun an (70, tied for 42nd): after a bogey/double bogey start, ben got his **** together while rolling in another 80 feet of putts with his new putter!!
2026 cal commit callixte alzas update: future euro ryder cup star with a berkeley degree
An accidental distribution of donor data. A dinner that left a donor angry. Big spending despite big deficits. And the failed stewardship of football coaches.
Nearly a dozen high-level UCLA donors say they’re fed up with athletic director Martin Jarmond.https://t.co/I2crY815zZ
real talk: fans & donors are DONE with worthless bureaucrats that don't prioritize football (and to a lesser extent basketball too) like the current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil who just prior to this season tried to reduce the cal football program nutrition budget & also reported the bears fb staff to the ncca for a minor recruiting infraction
rich, these pieces of **** are tryna rebrand themselves as supportive of football but they not fooling nobody, when are you gonna take the GARBAGE out??
vote for berkeley grad andrew mcgraw for athletic director!!#
while the amateur duke football podcasters are producing racist anti polynesian content (which is typical for the sec/deep south in a land that time forgot), the duke football professional social media team (which probably consists of 4 white incels with zits/body odor) are producing low production content like this **** ^ at the chapel hill waffle house or something
yeah berkeley grad (in a remarkable 3 years, honestly rich should promote grimaldo to overseeing the university's overall social media outreach/messaging/brand building) vals cal football content is literally a zillion times more FUN!!
one of the monster's primary goals with this thread is to advocate for his strongly held belief that it's gonna take berkeley grads to save this great university:
haas biz ad grad chancellor rich lyons loves this place & will need to provide a vision for a financially sustainable future that can uphold its promise to the world to develop future global leaders & maintain the university's stature as the #1 ranked public university in the world (and recently ranked by forbes magazine as more better than harvard)
berkeley grad/football general manager ron rivera is providing a nfl best practices mentoring soundboard for coach wilcox & overseeing all facets of the football program...ron's only blind spot is not offering FREE tixs to all berkeley students which is non inclusive & discriminatory against poor as **** young people from seaside that don't got 17 mile drive parents buying a season pass for them, hopefully stephanie is gonna knock some common sense into him)
haas biz ad grad/future football head coach in waiting mike saffell gotta lotta tool kit similarities to asu's teen spirit dilly
passionate berkeley grads such as ringleader kevin kennedy, cal football godfather lance cooper, the football/basketball teams landlord randy scott, the always supportive haas/goldman family, the generous travers family, the monster's best friend greg richardson and the nationally recognized calgorithim are all playing key roles in supporting the upward trajectory of the cal football program
berkeley grad men's golf head coach (following & building upon the blueprint of legendary hall of fame coach/haas biz ad grad steve desimone) michael wilson is recruiting/developing the right student athletes to compete for a national championship
and the next athletic director should be berkeley grad/band member/football walk on andrewmcgraw who will financially rightsize the department to 15 championship winning programs!!
FIRE the non berkeley grads current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil!!#
2026 3.8 gpa 6'6" 260 lbs +1 athletic offensive lineman daniel mcmorris from norman oklahoma is gonna officially visit the #1 ranked public university in the world this weekend for tomorrow's acc battle with duke!!
berkeley offers the best opportunity to earn future generational wealth thru nfl development with coach anae & world class academics...yeah if the boomer sooners don't make it to the nfl (as is the case with 98%+ of their disposable gladiators) a worthless football factory degree is gonna leave u ****** in the highly competitive global economy that favors berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads
Best Universities in the World, 2024:
1.🇬🇧 Oxford 2.🇺🇸 Stanford 3.🇺🇸 MIT 4.🇺🇸 Harvard 5.🇬🇧 Cambridge 6.🇺🇸 Princeton 7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology 8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London 9.🇺🇸 Berkeley 10.🇺🇸 Yale
yeah the san diego aztecs (4-1) are kinda scary azz at legoland against arrogant disrespecting opponents that are neither focused or dialed in to play 60 minutes of physical violent football ___________________________________________________
next season the bears are gonna face one of the nation's top quarterback in the byu cougars (5-0, ranked #23) qb1 stanford transfer bear bachmeier, tonite #47 completed 18 of 25 passes for 351 yards & rushed for 43 yards
cal's 2026 outta conference games:
A game: byu at provo utah on september 12th B game: unlv (currently 4-0) at allegiant stadium on october 3rd C games: wagner seahawks (currently 1-4) at memorial stadium on september 19th C games: ucla bruins (currently on 0-12 watch) at memorial stadium on september 5th
I'm looking forward to a rocking Memorial tonight. There are very few opportunities each year to see our team play in the East Bay. Yes, I'll be there in person, sacrificing my voice for the good of the team.
We all want to be able to say we saw JKS his freshman year, just like I can personally say about Jared Goff, and Marshawn Lynch, and Desean Jackson, and Jason Kidd.
Let's show up and support this team - we're 4-1 and can take a special step forward this evening.
agreed dave that max's day in the championship circle is gonna be sooner than later but today both homa & ben an started slowly again with bogey 4s on the par 3 10th hole which wuz their 1st holes of the day
since both guys gotta 50% chance of being paired together for the 3rd round shocky has taken the liberty of booking via golfnow.com a 6:27 am tee time for them for saturday morning at the nearby waffle house national in jackson mississippi (fun fact: they are NOT comped like shocky, better bring 38 bucks for the green fees, golf cart & FREE beer/hot dog combo special at the turn)...a quick 9 holes despite the kinda bumpy greens will ensure they are both ready to roll with their pga tournament rounds later in the day, the monster's work is never done!!
shocky's sage decision to book max & ben a 6:27 am tee time together for a quick 9 hole warm up to ensure a faster start this morning is clearly paying dividends, max is 5 under par & ben is 3 under par thru their first 5 opening holes!!
Cal commit Brady Palmer threads the needle for another touchdown as Cathedral Catholic works to stay alive in the Mission Viejo tournament @CalRivals pic.twitter.com/7x0sYi9l8r
legoland high school star looking off his receiver & then throwing a laser precision dart into a tight window!!
money balls#
shocky just landed in oakland & ran into the cathedral catholic high school football team which lost a close game to delasalle last nite
the monster briefly chatted with palmer (who looks kinda like an unemployed life guard) whose arm is in a sling from an injury sustained against the spartans, he tole me he's gonna return to the bay area for the smu game & assured me he's working hard to maintain a high gpa
but yeah shocky forgot to ask brady wut's his favorite attraction at legoland, ay caramba!!
the boston college eagles (1-4) played like unhealthy as **** weiner dogs in steel town at acrisure stadium just past the wawa __________________________________________ https://instagr.am/p/DIZ_C6OPYBk clemson tigers 38 north carolina tar heels 10
the north carolina tar heels (2-3) billy b should've spend more time recruiting a quarterback & less time tryna keep his crazy town high maintenance girlfriend happy...the heels qb1 max johnson got limited downfield vertical passing game upside, the TAKERS will be able to play tight press coverage ___________________________________________ https://instagr.am/p/Ce656jpOAo8 wake forest deacons 30 virginia tech hokies 23
coach christy's deacs & shocky's 2nd favorite acc team (the alma mater of my only idol in life bill coore) WIN a football game on a football field with a football!!
the vt hokies (2-4) losing at home is surprising as is qb1 kyron drones passing for only 111 yards with a qb rating of an abysmal 26.4
2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 3rd round update
max homa (64, tied for 8th): wowza, max is playing with the same swagger & confidence of a facial free homa setting a course record 61 in the pac 12 championship at los angeles country club's north course back in the day as a berkeley student!!
yeah rolling in 121 feet of putts & holing out from 35 feet behind the green for an electric eagle 3 on the par 5 3rd hole wuz the catalyst for this very special round despite hitting only 6 of 14 fairways (with most of the misses lost to the right)
weird azz moment on the tough par 4 18th hole when max hit his drive only 237 yards 50 yards left of the fairway, there's still time to get to vans tonite & get some tape or something on ur driver (don't forget to show ur pga tour player credential card, that will trigger the 15% discount!!)
max, let's not set any goals/expectation for tomorrow's final round other than to take a lotta deep audible breaths & enjoy the moment, ok??
byeong hun an (69, tied for 36th): ben's game is in a very good place right now, needs a strong finishing round in the quest to become the 4th california golden bear to earn an invitation to the 2026 masters at augusta national
big overtime victory for the surprise team of the 2025 acc season
the bears got 2 really tough upcoming opponents in virginia (5-1) & louisville (4-1)
weird stat: cards qb1 miller moss passed for 327 yards & cavs qb1 chandler morris passed for only 130 yards ___________________________________________ https://instagr.am/p/C0kXT3fvA9u smu mustangs 31 syracuse orange 18
pony qb1 dynamic kevin jennings threw for 285 yards with only 6 incompletions (29 of 35) but the smu mustangs (3-2) ground game (76 yards with a 2.7 average) is not as explosive as last season
defensively smu gave up 279 yards in the air, jks is gonna be able to find passing lanes in the regular season finale for both teams at memorial stadium _____________________________________________ https://instagr.am/p/DIRRvAepcVB appalachian state mountaineers 27 oregon state beavers 23
ok, kevin kennedy wuz rite, the oregon state beavers (0-6) are really BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Never seen this one! Been a lot of injuries on the Serra side tonight and Sierra Canyon took exception and just ran this play. Wild! pic.twitter.com/CUTAqahjbf
real talk: both the serra & sierra canyon high school football programs need yoga/meditation practices to improve flexibility, avoid injuries (z, particularly back muscles) & develop an inner calmness peace & quiet
the TAKERS got taken (with a lack of situational ball awareness) & cal's monster offensive line got their azzs violently handed to them again (the starting line is low motor ineffectual & needs to be infused with new 1s)#
yeah pj not doing the victory crowd surfing with his gophers (3-2) this week
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https://instagr.am/p/DGysCpxyIdA oskisslumpbusterisablonde, 100% hear wut ur saying & agreed that there are a lotta unhappybears fans right now, a decade is a long time
and that's something chancellor lyons in discussions with ron rivera will need to consider as they strategize the football program's next steps, erosion of the fanbase is not an option...the ucla shocking turnaround against penn state is illuminating
the bye week is coming at a perfect time for a total reset (including getting dinged up players healthier) of the program which is gonna be necessary beginning with the offensive line (starting personnel needs to be adjusted, low motor guys who can't block/avoid penalities can no longer be on the field, **** that ****)...in speaking with safety dru polidore's dad (an engineer, moms is an educator with an advanced degree) his son feels terrible re: the touchdown pass & that's a good thing, dru cares and it will be up to the db staff to work on situational ball awareness (making plays on the ball in the air) during the next 2 weeks
and it probably escapes the vision of tv fans (whose myopia is a result of only seeing what the cameras show them) but the punt/kickoff return schemes are not well conceived which coupled with too many guys completely whiffing on blocks is resulting in explosive jacob de jesus not running wild in the return game like he did at the la bowl last december in inglewood...justin struggles to get the details right re: special teams & there is no apparent accountability as the same guys keep missing their blocks on returns without getting coached up/replaced by a more competent physical blocker
the monster's prediction is that if the bears don't win the next 2 critical friday nite lights battles with beleaguered acc opponents north carolina & virginia tech, it's possible a coaching change might be announced if the bears also lose to virginia at memorial stadium...win both games & the bears are 6-2 heading into the very challenging final third of the season...lose either of the 2 friday nite games & the bears are heading for another 6-6 season & fans leaving into droves (including probably shocky too) if a head coach change isn't made
a key factor is that a head coach & their staff must be in place WELL BEFORE for the program critical transfer portal early january 10 day period so the days of firing coaches after the season are gonzo
2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 4th round update
max homa (72, tied for 18th): missing 11 greens in regulation hindered a championship sunday but still a fantastic week for maxatrillion with positive body language & a kinder less self loathing attitude...my only concern moving forward is that homa is gonna watch his beloved dodgers playoff games all nite & be tired as **** on the golf course
byeong hun an (69, tied for 29th): the long hitting ben hit 10 of 14 fairways today en route to a big jump up the leaderboard!!...rooting for an to play well in his quest to become the 4th bear to earn a year end invitation to the 2026 masters at augusta national, ben looks good over the ball with a clean simple stroke with his conventional putter after ditching the broomstick at silverado
right now both max & ben are flying to asia to join fellow california golden bears collin & michael at next week's 2025 baycurrent pga tournament in toyko japan at the fabulously coore & crenshaw reimagined yokohama country club west course...the tournament course's 2 finishing holes are actually from the club's east course with the EPIC dog leg right uphill 18th hole with an amphitheater green site (kinda like the 18th at riviera) a fun par 5 for members but gonna be a brutal par 4 for the pros this week!!
shocky's top 10 in japan:
1) hirono: the classic colt design has been given a sympathetic dusting by gil hanse, she has never looked better!! 2) kawana (fuji): seaside colt thriller, considered the pebble beach of asia 3) yokohama (west): everything that bill coore the monet/renoir of our lifetimes touches turns to magic!! 4) kasumigaseki (east): the olympic golf venue kinda is reminiscent of harding park with its beautiful trees & bland putting surfaces with minimal internal countering 5) toyko golf: wonderfully restored by gil hanse 6) any stop at a 7/11 (very clean, more like a deli than an american convenience store) for a late nite onigiri 7) the bullet train, always on time (not like bart) within seconds & fast as **** 8) warm tabi japanese socks with individual toe fittings 9) naruo: the best mountain course in japan got a brutally tough collection of par 3s & a caddie funicular on several hilly holes to transport golf bags 10) japanese a5 kobe waygu beef (actually should probably be #1), easily the best beef (along with australia's king island free range waygu) on planet earth!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
https://instagr.am/p/DPbAC98khtf for probably the 1st time evah in a professional golf tournament, u could make a legit analysis why each of the 4 california golden bears competing this week could hoist the championship trophy on sunday nite!!
let's ******* go max, ben, collin & michael!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hopefully nothing gets lost in translation (talking is for losers)
the one that gotta way (the story of cal football, sigh)#
