cal's monster offensive line

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2026 3.8 gpa explosive PLAYMAKING wideout kai meza will take an official visit to berkeley the weekend of the friday nite north carolina showdown at memorial stadium!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and recently ranked by forbes magazine as better than HARVARD & level 7 hypothermia cold azz garbage time academic skools like colorado & kansas state)

don't be a dumb azz#
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rich, u should make **** up and tell people ur the interim berkeley chancellor or something so u don't get a worser seat next time, got it??

but thx for making the trip!!


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cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

do u got ur tix(s) for this saturday nite at 7:30 pm at memorial stadium (tv fans r losing in every way imaginable in life)??#
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**** the deep south & it's centuries of bull**** subtle & overt racisim!!#

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Not sure what they can do at Hazeltine, but for Olympic Club, they need to grow the rough and bake out the fairways, so that if you don't have the right shot shape into the counter-slope on the doglegs, you go into the rough and probably can't reach the green. You want conditions similar to the 1998 Open.
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the magic of cal football (in beantown)!!#
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cal's monster offensive line: will be interesting to see whose running with the 1s at left & right tackle during the early pregame warm up saturday nite at memorial stadium
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a lotta mama's boyz like shocky (bearents r the BEST)!!#
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college football is FUN (rules r for losers)!!#
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cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island
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Shocky1 said:


2026 3.8 gpa explosive PLAYMAKING wideout kai meza will take an official visit to berkeley the weekend of the friday nite north carolina showdown at memorial stadium!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and recently ranked by forbes magazine as better than HARVARD & level 7 hypothermia cold azz garbage time academic skools like colorado & kansas state)

don't be a dumb azz#


2026 5'9" 165 lbs take it to the HOUSE with elite track SPEED running back jayden fox (rhymes with ott whose career has gone into a dumpster since leaving berkeley) from cherry creek high school in englewood colorado will also be visiting for the bill belichick (and strange) early retirement PARTY on friday october 17th in beautiful cali (not to be confused with white **** redneck boise & laramie, transient las vegas & middle of nowhere storrs) that all play in sorry azz weak conferences, rite??


yeah those **** skools r NOT like us (the #1 ranked public university in the world located in cali playing in the acc) which is pretty ******* obvious



don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz)#
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2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 1st round update

max homa (67, tied for 5th): maxazillion is playing with positive body language & rattled off 6 birdies after a bogey 5 on the par 4 2nd hole, his swing is organized & his putting stroke is aggressive with holing speed (the 20 foot from the fringe on the par 4 17th hole after a well conceived bump & run from hanging branches wuz center cut the entire ******* way!!

check out this tempo & the assortment of off speed shots (kinda like his friend jt) creatively attacking the golf course, this is vintage max kinda play on a course that is kinda reminiscent of silverado (where homa has won twice)


homa's iron play is outstanding, his average distance from the hole on the 4 par 3s wuz an unreal 7 feet

shocky foreshadowed homa's teammate (and fellow chipotle junkie) michael kim (now ranked #38 in the official world golf rankings) winning in france 2 weeks ago, another california golden bear could be hoisting the championship trophy on sunday but let's see if max and ben can take advantage of their pristine conditions/low wind early tee times tomorrow morning

byeong hun an (69, tied for 35th): ben played his final 6 holes in un en fuego 4 under par!!

despite his #72 official world golf ranking an ditched the long broomstick putter at silverado in favor of a more conventional blade & is continuing to roll the rock with 88 feet of made putts this afternoon

ben could win this tournament too, he's tied for 4th in the field in driving accuracy after hitting 11 of 14 fairways today...if byeong can play his way into the top 50 official world golf rankings at year end he would become the 4th bear to receive an invitation to the 2026 masters at augusta national

kk limbhaust update: CONGRATS to the haas biz ad grad's 16 under par victory in his native thailand, bears luv trophies!!

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cal men's golf yoga/meditation practice & tracking daily protein grams update:

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ok, at least the 2 charlies at least know where the **** is the workout facility at memorial stadium

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cal is a ******* golf school or something!!#
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shhhh, shocky thinks elenora got better fashion style than aidan on gamedays!!

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clothes (and watching cal football on tv) iz for losers#
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The changes in Max's swing look awesome. Hard to believe he hasn't won with it yet. His putting has always been solid.
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agreed dave that max's day in the championship circle is gonna be sooner than later but today both homa & ben an started slowly again with bogey 4s on the par 3 10th hole which wuz their 1st holes of the day

since both guys gotta 50% chance of being paired together for the 3rd round shocky has taken the liberty of booking via golfnow.com a 6:27 am tee time for them for saturday morning at the nearby waffle house national in jackson mississippi (fun fact: they are NOT comped like shocky, better bring 38 bucks for the green fees, golf cart & FREE beer/hot dog combo special at the turn)...a quick 9 holes despite the kinda bumpy greens will ensure they are both ready to roll with their pga tournament rounds later in the day, the monster's work is never done!!


2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 2nd round update

max homa (72, tied for 42nd): max's putting speed wuz off all day but he maintained pretty good body language & better than usual kindness towards himself (self loathing is NOT a positive way to live ur life, does shocky get mad/beat himself up cuz he can't do a ******* handstand like them curvy brunette yoga females??)

byeong hun an (70, tied for 42nd): after a bogey/double bogey start, ben got his **** together while rolling in another 80 feet of putts with his new putter!!

2026 cal commit calixte alzas update: future euro ryder cup star with a berkeley degree

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cal's mens golf update: playing one of the cathedrals of golf (olympic lake)

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^ the singing duo of z and xihuan (a pretty good guitarist) is incomprehensible (sounds kinda like the monster in the shower every morning)!!


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real talk: fans & donors are DONE with worthless bureaucrats that don't prioritize football (and to a lesser extent basketball too) like the current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil who just prior to this season tried to reduce the cal football program nutrition budget & also reported the bears fb staff to the ncca for a minor recruiting infraction


rich, these pieces of **** are tryna rebrand themselves as supportive of football but they not fooling nobody, when are you gonna take the GARBAGE out??

vote for berkeley grad andrew mcgraw for athletic director!!#

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duke football social media update:

while the amateur duke football podcasters are producing racist anti polynesian content (which is typical for the sec/deep south in a land that time forgot), the duke football professional social media team (which probably consists of 4 white incels with zits/body odor) are producing low production content like this **** ^ at the chapel hill waffle house or something

yeah berkeley grad (in a remarkable 3 years, honestly rich should promote grimaldo to overseeing the university's overall social media outreach/messaging/brand building) vals cal football content is literally a zillion times more FUN!!

one of the monster's primary goals with this thread is to advocate for his strongly held belief that it's gonna take berkeley grads to save this great university:

haas biz ad grad chancellor rich lyons loves this place & will need to provide a vision for a financially sustainable future that can uphold its promise to the world to develop future global leaders & maintain the university's stature as the #1 ranked public university in the world (and recently ranked by forbes magazine as more better than harvard)

berkeley grad/football general manager ron rivera is providing a nfl best practices mentoring soundboard for coach wilcox & overseeing all facets of the football program...ron's only blind spot is not offering FREE tixs to all berkeley students which is non inclusive & discriminatory against poor as **** young people from seaside that don't got 17 mile drive parents buying a season pass for them, hopefully stephanie is gonna knock some common sense into him)

haas biz ad grad/future football head coach in waiting mike saffell gotta lotta tool kit similarities to asu's teen spirit dilly

passionate berkeley grads such as ringleader kevin kennedy, cal football godfather lance cooper, the football/basketball teams landlord randy scott, the always supportive haas/goldman family, the generous travers family, the monster's best friend greg richardson and the nationally recognized calgorithim are all playing key roles in supporting the upward trajectory of the cal football program

berkeley grad men's golf head coach (following & building upon the blueprint of legendary hall of fame coach/haas biz ad grad steve desimone) michael wilson is recruiting/developing the right student athletes to compete for a national championship

and the next athletic director should be berkeley grad/band member/football walk on andrew mcgraw who will financially rightsize the department to 15 championship winning programs!!



FIRE the non berkeley grads current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil!!#
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cal football recruiting update:

2026 3.8 gpa 6'6" 260 lbs +1 athletic offensive lineman daniel mcmorris from norman oklahoma is gonna officially visit the #1 ranked public university in the world this weekend for tomorrow's acc battle with duke!!

berkeley offers the best opportunity to earn future generational wealth thru nfl development with coach anae & world class academics...yeah if the boomer sooners don't make it to the nfl (as is the case with 98%+ of their disposable gladiators) a worthless football factory degree is gonna leave u ****** in the highly competitive global economy that favors berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads


daniel is NOT a dumb azz, maybe it's time to leave home & live in the fantastic cali weather??




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san diego state aztecs 45
colorado state rams 24

yeah the san diego aztecs (4-1) are kinda scary azz at legoland against arrogant disrespecting opponents that are neither focused or dialed in to play 60 minutes of physical violent football
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byu cougars 38
west virginia mountaineers 24

next season the bears are gonna face one of the nation's top quarterback in the byu cougars (5-0, ranked #23) qb1 stanford transfer bear bachmeier, tonite #47 completed 18 of 25 passes for 351 yards & rushed for 43 yards

cal's 2026 outta conference games:

A game: byu at provo utah on september 12th
B game: unlv (currently 4-0) at allegiant stadium on october 3rd
C games: wagner seahawks (currently 1-4) at memorial stadium on september 19th
C games: ucla bruins (currently on 0-12 watch) at memorial stadium on september 5th
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wheels up (back to the center of the universe at the end of another cali summer)!!#
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I'm looking forward to a rocking Memorial tonight. There are very few opportunities each year to see our team play in the East Bay. Yes, I'll be there in person, sacrificing my voice for the good of the team.

We all want to be able to say we saw JKS his freshman year, just like I can personally say about Jared Goff, and Marshawn Lynch, and Desean Jackson, and Jason Kidd.

Let's show up and support this team - we're 4-1 and can take a special step forward this evening.
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Shocky1 said:

agreed dave that max's day in the championship circle is gonna be sooner than later but today both homa & ben an started slowly again with bogey 4s on the par 3 10th hole which wuz their 1st holes of the day

since both guys gotta 50% chance of being paired together for the 3rd round shocky has taken the liberty of booking via golfnow.com a 6:27 am tee time for them for saturday morning at the nearby waffle house national in jackson mississippi (fun fact: they are NOT comped like shocky, better bring 38 bucks for the green fees, golf cart & FREE beer/hot dog combo special at the turn)...a quick 9 holes despite the kinda bumpy greens will ensure they are both ready to roll with their pga tournament rounds later in the day, the monster's work is never done!!




shocky's sage decision to book max & ben a 6:27 am tee time together for a quick 9 hole warm up to ensure a faster start this morning is clearly paying dividends, max is 5 under par & ben is 3 under par thru their first 5 opening holes!!

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the world according to shanky#
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legoland high school star looking off his receiver & then throwing a laser precision dart into a tight window!!

money balls#

shocky just landed in oakland & ran into the cathedral catholic high school football team which lost a close game to delasalle last nite

the monster briefly chatted with palmer (who looks kinda like an unemployed life guard) whose arm is in a sling from an injury sustained against the spartans, he tole me he's gonna return to the bay area for the smu game & assured me he's working hard to maintain a high gpa

but yeah shocky forgot to ask brady wut's his favorite attraction at legoland, ay caramba!!
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pittsburgh panthers 48
boston college eagles 7

the boston college eagles (1-4) played like unhealthy as **** weiner dogs in steel town at acrisure stadium just past the wawa
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clemson tigers 38
north carolina tar heels 10

the north carolina tar heels (2-3) billy b should've spend more time recruiting a quarterback & less time tryna keep his crazy town high maintenance girlfriend happy...the heels qb1 max johnson got limited downfield vertical passing game upside, the TAKERS will be able to play tight press coverage
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wake forest deacons 30
virginia tech hokies 23

coach christy's deacs & shocky's 2nd favorite acc team (the alma mater of my only idol in life bill coore) WIN a football game on a football field with a football!!

the vt hokies (2-4) losing at home is surprising as is qb1 kyron drones passing for only 111 yards with a qb rating of an abysmal 26.4
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fake ******* ryan longwell/bear insiders MYTH:

my guy high berkeley gpa ice in his veins with collin morikawa precision/accuracy mateen bhaghani don't got a "big foot" like ryan coe

total bull****
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2025 sanderson farms pga tournament in mississippi: 3rd round update

max homa (64, tied for 8th): wowza, max is playing with the same swagger & confidence of a facial free homa setting a course record 61 in the pac 12 championship at los angeles country club's north course back in the day as a berkeley student!!

yeah rolling in 121 feet of putts & holing out from 35 feet behind the green for an electric eagle 3 on the par 5 3rd hole wuz the catalyst for this very special round despite hitting only 6 of 14 fairways (with most of the misses lost to the right)

weird azz moment on the tough par 4 18th hole when max hit his drive only 237 yards 50 yards left of the fairway, there's still time to get to vans tonite & get some tape or something on ur driver (don't forget to show ur pga tour player credential card, that will trigger the 15% discount!!)


max, let's not set any goals/expectation for tomorrow's final round other than to take a lotta deep audible breaths & enjoy the moment, ok??

byeong hun an (69, tied for 36th): ben's game is in a very good place right now, needs a strong finishing round in the quest to become the 4th california golden bear to earn an invitation to the 2026 masters at augusta national
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virginia cavaliers 30
louisville cardinals 26

big overtime victory for the surprise team of the 2025 acc season

the bears got 2 really tough upcoming opponents in virginia (5-1) & louisville (4-1)

weird stat: cards qb1 miller moss passed for 327 yards & cavs qb1 chandler morris passed for only 130 yards
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smu mustangs 31
syracuse orange 18

pony qb1 dynamic kevin jennings threw for 285 yards with only 6 incompletions (29 of 35) but the smu mustangs (3-2) ground game (76 yards with a 2.7 average) is not as explosive as last season

defensively smu gave up 279 yards in the air, jks is gonna be able to find passing lanes in the regular season finale for both teams at memorial stadium
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appalachian state mountaineers 27
oregon state beavers 23

ok, kevin kennedy wuz rite, the oregon state beavers (0-6) are really BAD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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real talk: both the serra & sierra canyon high school football programs need yoga/meditation practices to improve flexibility, avoid injuries (z, particularly back muscles) & develop an inner calmness peace & quiet



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the TAKERS got taken (with a lack of situational ball awareness) & cal's monster offensive line got their azzs violently handed to them again (the starting line is low motor ineffectual & needs to be infused with new 1s)#
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