#Week3vsStFrancis ✅
Thank you for the work Lancers 🫡 #SeniorSeason #SpearsUp #YESSAH@dlsathletics @BrandonHuffman @westcoastpreps_ @247Sports @49erscalhi @dlsfootball17 pic.twitter.com/3fgIO7SONO

— Nemyah Telona - 3⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@NemyahTelona59) September 13, 2025

cal football recruiting update:

the #1 targeted room for incoming recruits with immediate impact upside for 2026 is the defensive line room

delasalle's nemyah telona is a current cal commit but has taken official visits to arizona (gotta good relationship with the poly d-line coach) & arizona state during the past month

bringing in tosh (who is the best college football recruiter on the west coast) would pay immediate dividends in locking down his fellow dls spartan!!

agreed. even from ur island perch in guam, we both know that's a fact brah

and the only rb commit is a sub 3.0 gpa guy who lives in miami now who wuz declared ineligible for his sr season in los angeles for taking illegal payments from a booster

Shocky1 said:

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california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2027 class:

broncs baker, inside linebacker (3.6 gpa)

2026 class:

daniel mcmorris, offensive tackle (3.8 gpa)
kai meza, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ernest nunley, corner/nickel (3.25 gpa)
rocky cummings, linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tyree "reekus" sams, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
kamo'i huihui-white, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
nainoa lopes, quarterback (3.57 gpa)
kingston "lucky" schirmer, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
esaiah wong, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
frank fauna jr, defensive lineman (4.0 gpa)
emmanuel "ej" morgan, wide receiver/kick returner (4.3 gpa)
taimane purcell, tight end (3.9 gpa)
nemyah telona, defensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
victor santino, running back (3.0+ gpa)
elisha faamatuainu, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
camron brooks, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
artem korchagin, offensive lineman (4.1 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.0+ gpa)

2025 class (all former walk ons are now on schollys, CONGRATS!!):

jordan king, wide receiver (4.38 gpa)
alonzo esparza, quarterback (4.0 gpa)
belay brummell, quarterback (3.95 gpa)
carson perry-smith, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
jayden parker, running back (4.16 gpa)
isaac torres, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
mayze bryant, defensive back (3.5 gpa)
jordan franke, longsnapper (3.81 gpa)
dean taylor-chapman, running back (4.0 gpa)
tobey weydemuller, defensive back (3.92 gpa)
jude mclellan, outside linebacker (3.9 gpa)
nate escalada, defensive back (4.23 gpa)
michael cooley, outside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
ewan arechaederra, longsnapper (3.6 gpa)
lucas vanderlind, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
bj jones, inside linebacker (3.55 gpa)
sam bjerke, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
cole bosica, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
myles reber, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jeffrey johnson, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jack olyphant, tight end (3.72 gpa)
rj stephens, defensive lineman (3.77 gpa)
dru polidore jr, safety (3.75 gpa)
michael kern, punter (3.4 gpa)
landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" austin, corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (2.75 gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.8 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.8 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv

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real talk: the HAPPIEST creatures (which includes them rescue doggy dogs) on planet earth are those surrounded by LOVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yeah shocky would luv to see a sooner than later MONSTER offensive line with starting tackles daniel mcmorris & tommy tofi (with the entire tofi fam reunited with shocks getting dad a key to haas pavilion so he can get his shots up in the morning on fall gamedays in berkeley after the quick drive across the bay bridge with the windows rolled up & everybody singing along!!)

https://instagr.am/p/DRLRgfIDJEt

Shocky1 said:

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agreed. even from ur island perch in guam, we both know that's a fact brah

and the only rb commit is a sub 3.0 gpa guy who lives in miami now who wuz declared ineligible for his sr season in los angeles for taking illegal payments from a booster

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Long flights, but my wife and I did make it out to Berkeley for the UNC game. That was fun.

With the right hires at Cal, I am sure The Jet makes a return flight to the Bay Area and our recruiting improves.

https://instagr.am/p/DRA3MKUEoMX
john, glad u got the opportunity to experience the magic of cal football in person this season (and the north carolina epic last minute paco ball strip triumph!!), shocky will be on the next flite back to guam again once it builds its 1st world top 100 candidate golf course, luv the food and the beautiful people brah

aloha ke akua!!

as u know the jet is my favorite player of the last decade, the city of oakland needs positive role models/leaders more than ever and jaivian is that young man to become the next mayor while serving his community...honestly think the monster would start tearing up & lose his **** if he sees javona & her lovely family/friends pregame at our first home game in september of 2026 in her block of thomas reserved lower seats overlooking the north end zone!!

⚡️Week 12 Speed Demons: The 5 Fastest Plays in College Football 💨 #ReelSpeed #CFB

2. @CalFootball, RB, Jaivian Thomas

He ran right past them 🏁 21.1 MPH@JaivianThomas #GoBears #ALLIN #CalFB pic.twitter.com/XyYve9BATo

— Reel Analytics (@RAanalytics) November 18, 2024

and yeah tosh got the relationship with burl to make this happen along with little sis chelsea (who imho is the acc dance/cheer coach of the year now that coach christy at wake forest has moved on to real estate) pushing for the move home

lupoi literally knows hundreds of coaches across the country from his time working at alabama, the national football league & now oregon, tosh will also kill it in nor cal recruiting with his longtime relationships with high school head coaches along with increasing the velocity of the our current monster poly recruiting worldwide!!

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island=the greatest public university in the world

bbasics, that's a good question & would certainly move things in a more positive direction (lyons really needs to fire the current co athletic ****tards jay & jenny, both bb programs are dead in the water until they're gone) particularly if shocky can somehow evah get over still being so sorry azz butthurt by the derailment of his monster quest to bring a men's basketball national championship to berkeley



shocky is admittedly kinda a drama queen (but don't wear black dresses)#

https://instagr.am/p/DIb7dOcR8K5
2025 rsm classic at sea island: 4th round update

byeong hun an (65, tied for 25th): ben finished a fantastic 2025 pga season with an en fuego 65 while rolling in an unreal 144 feet of putts today marking his continued improvement on the greens since his fall transition from the sometimes balky broomstick to a more conventional putter, 2026 is gonna be TRANSFORMATIONAL in taking the next step forward!!

james hahn (74, tied for 72nd): hey making the cut at age 44 on the pga tour is a significant achievement!!

https://instagr.am/p/DRV5Pa-kSPm
cal men's golf s&c update:

look the bears are the most undersized (other than z & charlie) men's team in d1 golf but glad the coaching staff is at least keeping an in person eye on player body/strength development and also making sure that if berridge goes into the scary azz big city from scarsdale he's got some black soap or something

https://instagr.am/p/DPHX_6DiBMT

let's be very clear about this, it's gonna take BERKELEY GRADS in all the key internal positions of leadership including berkeley grad tosh lupoi as the next head football coach (which is 95% gonna happen as shocky tole you weeks ago) to save the football program, the athletic department & the university...ex chancellor christ wuz not a berkeley grad & empowered another non berkeley grad general knowlton to amass staggering department financial debt without rightsizing the unsustainable # of sports programs who then hired more non berkeley grads like worthless anti football bureaucrats tom lowry & markeisha everrett while elevating the roles of non berkeley grads current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil....this really isn't complicated if ur paying attention in class

Just In: Jenny and Jay’s Journal!

Check it out here: https://t.co/IlOX0P0yQu#GoBears pic.twitter.com/8v40sU4GJ8

— Cal Athletics (@CalAthletics) November 21, 2025

and that's why it would be absolutely 100% chancellor malpractice to let non berkeley grads jay & jenny anywhere near the hiring decisions for the next chief financial officer and/or marketing director

cfo: berkeley grad current deputy chief financial officer sierra achin-cryns should be promoted to cfo

marketing director: why would anybody let ******** jay & jenny anywhere near this decision based upon the current abysmal attendance at haas for both the men's & women's programs along with their roles in the hiring of the arrogant & remarkably unqualified prior marketing director markeisha everrett (who is still not surprisingly unemployed)??

Am I walking into a Cal basketball game or my hotel room pic.twitter.com/RT8xVllY0Q

— GFed (@GfedGoCrazy) November 19, 2025

rich, it's time to FIRE the unlikeable anti football/basketball obstructionists who have failed by literally every quantifiable metric, what r u waiting for my friend??

letting them handle the marketing director hire is basically signing a death certificate for the basketball programs

the solution for hiring the best possible marketing director would be to enpower a small committee with real world experience/connections to identify the best candidate with a clear preference for someone who is a berkeley grad that gets it & not some dumb ***** from irrelevant low gpa **** schools like lynn college, mount holyoke or minnesota state university

this committee would include: valerie grimaldo, kevin kennedy, roxy bernstein, stephanie tamoya-rivera & shocky



the TIME is now amigo!!#