cal's monster class clarification re: the mysterious disappearance of preseason all pac 12 candidate oluwafemi oladejo:
femi gotta work harder in the classrooms in berkeley, he's got a similar upside of longtime nfl middle linebacker desmond bishop from fairfield who had to go to san francisco city college to get his academic footing before hurting opposing quarterbacks/running backs in berkeley
when he puts it all together, femi is gonna be one of the top linebackers in the pac 12
cal's monster class clarification re: the mysterious disappearance of preseason all pac 12 candidate oluwafemi oladejo:
femi gotta work harder in the classrooms in berkeley, he's got a similar upside of longtime nfl middle linebacker desmond bishop from fairfield who had to go to san francisco city college to get his academic footing before hurting opposing quarterbacks/running backs in berkeley
when he puts it all together, femi is gonna be one of the top linebackers in the pac 12
question for logan brown, nick morrow, isaiah kema & austin boyd
when you review the o-line lineup (bastian swinney & spencer lovell are more seriously injured than originally reported, cindo is done for the season) do you realize that there is immediate impact playing time available for high gpa true student athletes that can quickly acclimate to berkeley academics (like my fellow poly bad azz 4.0 gpa sioape vatikani who is starting as a true freshman) that are quick twitch high mobility athletes that got 300+ lbs of good weight?
the future trajectory of the cal football program is hinging on improved offensive line play & ur a big part of the potential solution
shocky, yeah, I expanded the conversation a bit to all DBs (Woodson and Scott), but Gamble is a CB/NB.
Note: Taller CBs sometimes lack the most important CB attributes: mobility, reaction time and first-step quickness. A large % of NFL Pro Bowl CBs have been under 6'. Earby is doing great, though so far!
Ever heard the old recruiting joke:
Q: What do they call a 4-star, 6-2, prep cornerback when he gets to college? A: a safety
Vadrawale looks like he'll be really solid for us! Go Bears!
who is funnest bear among cal's monster offensive line?
if matthew cindric is the bravest (playing with a painful & significant injury in boulder that apparently shocky knew about but not coach wilcox) & smartest (haas/spieker biz ad grad like the monster), if sioape vatikani is the most fired up on the sidelines before a game in a poly haka chopping hands sorta way, if jackson brown is the one working the hardest to relentlessly honor a guiding legacy from the stars, if brian driscoll is the most underrated & most likely to become an academy award's oscar winning sci fi winner, if tj session is the one who is most happy to get the **** out of freezing azz white azz montana for mental health reasons, if brayden rhome's dad is the one most likely to solve the canal beheading murders, if spencer lovell is moonlighting as the lead singer of before the dawn screaming pitch black universe, if bastian swinney got the most triathlon level bad azz cage fighting parents then ben coleman is clearly the funnest one of them all
listen to the rando **** coming out of ben's mouth, he kinda make shocky & mike saffell sound kinda normal in comparison
look the 6'4" 330 lbs coleman gotta play left guard the rest of this season to continue his potential nfl development, his dad started 109 games in the national football league so the advice coming from the fam is gonna be solid & realistic...he's gotta get more quick twitch mobile with greater bend (dude is stiff as a ******* statue, probably can't even tie his shoes or something) this offseason, yeah ben needs a yoga/meditation practice kinda like shocky & his yoga buddy/poses challenger jaylen brown who is gonna be a guest substitute teacher at my t-rex yoga studio in yountville before we pedal fun colorful bicycles to the french laundry for dinner
hopefully ben is gonna return in 2023 with 2 more seasons of eligibility, he's truly a special person that makes everyone around him better/happier for the time together in his presence except coach wilcox who puts in ear plugs whenever he see ben, mikey or shocky coming
#Pac12FB Offensive Lineman of the Week, presented by @Nextiva: Ben Coleman 🐻
important relationship advice for all 2023 recruits:
curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads once they get into the real world, they know they got no future with bartenders & personal trainers on the prowl in old town
still can't believe cal's monster offensive line includes a guy with only 4 extremely disjointed fingers in his right hand, trent is never be gonna be asked to do no snapping shotgun duties that's for sure
I have decided in honor of shocky's return to BI that while I will NOT play the top 100 golf courses in the world I WILL ski the top 50 ski resorts in North America. Up to 28 and I have a Utah trip planned to knock out at least 4 more.
#gottahavedreams
PS. If anyone from the BI family wants a beer that trip is tentatively for end of January and then I will be in Steamboat first parts of March. I may or may not have a ski bunny who does yoga. Several weekend at Mammoth are in store and I am sure I will make it up to Tahoe again this year.
socal, let's be real here, the fun colorful outfits (not mandatory, clothes r for losers) at my future t-rex yoga studio in yountville r not as encompassing as ski outfits, got it?
fun factor:
nooner at modern yoga>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>breaking 3 fibulas at steamboat>>>>>>>>4 jacking the kinda severe front right pin placement on the 9th green at diamants ocean course adjacent to nobu cabo>>>>>>>>waiting for 10:42 am on monday november 28th
ccajon, think there's a whole lot more wbb fans than that, coach charmin got one of the top shooting guards in the nation in superstar jayda curry who averaged 18.6 ppg, the 1st freshman in conference history to lead the pac 12 in scoring...the team's trajectory has been flattened the last couple of seasons because the playing rotation at guard has included too many 5'6" & smaller guards that struggle defending against p5 competition in the current man on man defensive scheme, create their own shots offensively against taller defenders & unable to fight thru on & off ball picks/screens which has resulted in the chronic injuries to the guards along with the poor health/physical conditioning of the bigs which has created rebounding/in the paint defensive issues
jayda is gonna get some help this season at guard/wing from defensive ball stealing hawk/dimes facilitator leilani mcintosh, 3 point en fuego shooter jazlen green, instagrammer mia mastrov & foreign exchange international students alma elsnitz & ornela muca along with a much needed infusion of battle tested talent in transfer newcomers karisma ortiz (texas) & kemery martin (utah)...incoming dragon amaya bonner is a +1 athlete but gotta work on her crooked azz shooting stroke, she should do the hang with my buddy joel brown...bella stevens averaged 19.9 pgg at pasatiempo high school
evelien lutje schipholt from the netherlands got the shooting ability (she shot 48.9% on fgs last season) to take her game to the next level & average 15+ ppg game this season along with continuing her rebounding development (team leader 6.8 rpg)...evelien will hopefully finally get some support from gutty & smart as **** undersized jaydn bush & 6'7" intriguing sela heide but the real x factor may be fellow poly bad azz peanut tuitele (colorado) & 6'4" claudia langarita (usf) who is a ******* nightmare match up with her ability to knock down 3 pointers from the goth district in barcelona
my favorite player is michelle ugonne onyiah, she is an effervescent bouncy bundle of energy with a zillion watt smile kinda like gennifer brandon & likewise she got virtually unlimited upside, watching her brings me the same undeniable joy that i get during my visits every week to animal rescue/foster shelters as it fills me with hope
michelle, i haven't set foot in my haas in around 6 years since my termination as a floor seat donor/director of recruiting/gameday energy during cal's monster class which was an era of basketball excellence in berkeley but i might make an exception to see you in person this season, you are that special & i know this in my heart to be true
plus the squad at the #2 ranked university in the world knows a lot more about maps & geography than miss carolina
the university of california, berkeley=the #2 ranked university in the united states of america (including its territories such as ibiza and so forth) https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
nyziah hunter is one of the fastest guys in the state of california (it's go time baby) but more importantly he got great hair & is gonna bring some serious lightning rod speed to memorial stadium next season
2023 WR Nyziah Hunter (Salinas) updates status of his commitment: Click here: https://t.co/OSfjCG78pM Nyziah made the decision to commit to Cal in the summer and he's as locked in as ever with the Bears. pic.twitter.com/fU0HnlhvnN
what up, you guys getting a late nite snack room service at the claremont or what?...don't be a dumb azz & order porn on the tv, that **** can be tracked, got it?
luv u guys but gotta be honest wit u it was shocking how many plays in boulder that nobody made no physical contact with anybody, how is that even possible?...gonna give a pass to matthew cindric because he was courageously playing thru a painful & significant injury
ben coleman: with cindo out this is ur room now, your leadership is critical, ur no longer playing out of position so you gotta live up to your upside potential as one of the top guards in the nation, ok?...and ben you seriously gotta get a yoga/meditation practice in the offseason like me & jaylen, if you ever wanna get paid in the national football league you need a ****load more flexibility & mobility than u got now
sioape vatikani: you represent all that is good about college football, a 4.0 gpa with academic ambition that could be a future nfl 1st rounder...but to be honest with you i have not seen the expected continued development after your epic 1st game vs arizona which welcomed in the sioape vatikani era in berkeley...vats, you gotta bring it every ******* play tomorrow, let's see you open gaps for your poly boy jaydn ott so you can do your truly unique haka inspired hand chopping dance, let's go bruddah
brian driscoll: you grew up in the wealthy enclave of la jolla with loving parents in paul and kelly, some of the biggest hardships in your youth wuz the 3rd green at torrey pines south under construction & u had to putt on a temporary green...do you think you would be more aggressive/violent on the field if u grew up in national city?...brian, let's see you be the executive producer of an academy award winning movie tomorrow, maybe call the sci fi horror movie "star wars xxiv: the saga of killer bears on the north star"
tj session: what up, tj, guess what?...ur rookie days r over, time for u to step up now that u played against some of the most apex predator edge defenders in the nation like foskey...u got the size & the skills and now your got the game experience too to play at a much higher level with no plays off...enjoy the moment, let's not overthink this tj, ok?
brayden rhome: coach mcclure says ur the hardest working guy in the room with the best work ethic always first to arrive to practice & last to go home...ur dad has bravely faced some of the worst humans on planet earth & makes us in the valley a hella lot safer by putting them behind bars, r u gonna protect & serve ur gilbert boyz jack & kai tomorrow?
everett johnson: the staff would ideally like to protect jackson brown's blueshirt season tomorrow before unleashing him for the final 4 games, that means your gonna be the critical 6th man manana...a lot of people believe in u everett, you don't gotta play perfect, ok?...you just gotta play physical if your number is called, find ur calmness of thought in the middle of a storm
let's ******* do this, the time is now for everything
2023 cal's monster class exclusive recruiting update:
congrats to 6'3" 195 lbs wide receiver/free safety prospect jackson harris from them berkeley high school yellowjackets who is the fastest emerging prospect in the bay area & nor cal
harris is a legit +1 athlete that has been a lifetime soccer player & only playing football for a couple of years, his athleticism is off the charts
jackson is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.8 gpa, this is gonna be a cal vs stanford recruiting battle
the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states of america (including it terrortories such as cabo san lucas & top dog and so forth) https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
Get the lines some egg salad for breakfast. I'm sick of this losing and moping ****, everything's gonna click today and the Bears will beast out. Time for my green drink (Cinnabon).
goldy, it's an interesting topic, back in the day coach martin told me that when he played for the purdue's legendary coach keady that the boilermakers starting 5 were all from housing projects & that he loved the free spirit of cali kidz but that we needed to get a lot tougher both mentally & physically
so that's when coach tracy webster & cal's monster class recruited davon dillard from section 8 housing in the mean streets of gary indiana...he was suspended in high school for punching out a teammate
davon was later denied berkeley admissions not for fighting but for his 2.7 gpa
he signed with oklahoma state, got put on academic probation & dropped out as a "early nba entrant" & is currently still playing professionally in pursuing his hoop dreams
yeah coach martin made some recruiting mistakes along the way but he learned from those experiences & formed a better understanding of the student profile necessary at the #1 ranked public university in the world
with the current challenges facingcal's monster offensive line it is no fault of a painfully & significantly hobbled jake plummer that a healthy kai milner should start against usc next saturday nite at 7:30 pm in south central
going forward the bears need a mobile quarterback that can scramble & also move the pocket when pass protection breaks down
kai's dad dwayne (he got good hair) told me during pregame warmups last year in tuscon that kai is academically focused (3.8 gpa in high school) on earning admissions into the haas/spieker biz school & his football development to the extent that he broke up with his girlfriend in order to achieve his goals...that's dedication
Thought the OL gave plummer good time early on in the game. Greatwood perhaps having an impact. And very excited about Kai. Let's see what he's got vs first-stringers
exclusive cal's monster class footage of donor response to jim knowlton's failed attempt to fundraise for his $125,000,000+ (all funds must be fully collected before the 1st shovel can be in the ground) olympic sports practice facility as part of his quest to deemphasize football & men's basketball while managing his empire of 30+ financially unsustainable sports while moving the athletic department closer to bankruptcy before his timely retirement in 2029
jim's folly now got pretty architectural renderings of a 4 story castle in the sand with the 1st floor dedicated to weight training & nutrition, the 2nd floor dedicated to men's basketball, the 3rd floor dedicated to women's basketball & the top floor for women's gymnastics & volleyball...it's possible he might even seek more funding a potential 5th floor for his proposed women's quidditch program too
all james arthur knowlton needs is at least ten $10,000,000 lead donors & then twenty five much smaller $1,000,000 donations to make this happen
A group CrossFitters passed by a restaurant in Brazil. Everyone eating thought they were running away from something, so they jumped up and ran with them. pic.twitter.com/HYAL4o8mt9
very disappointing that justin without consulting the trainers, the staff or any of the players has already decided that jack will start over kai in los angeles
the vibe on the offense is not right, it seems very stoic & nobody seems like they are having fun other than j-mike & jeremiah...not tryna sound like a substitute yoga teacher here but kai seems to infuse a playground sense of fun to an uptight offense that reflects the stick in mud personality of the offensive coordinator
Concert ticket: $40 Venue fee: 21.32 Access fee $18.32 Paperless transmission fee: $12.03 Fee Fee: $8.84 Fi Fo Fum: $3.43 Cuz We Can Fee: $2.01 Might as well fee: $1.89 WTF you gonna do nigga, not go? fee: $1.38 Another dollar won’t hurt nobody fee: $1.00
financial breakdown of a $1,000 donation to the cal athletic department:
$515 dollars for olympic sports (that nobody cares about except the participants & their families) $240 overstaffed administrative bureaucrats (90% didn't graduate from berkeley) $105 salaries, travel & entertainment expenses for the department in order to request more donations $60 lawsuit payment fund for teri mckeever/jeniffer simon o'neill, cheerleaders, etc. claims $40 new jim knowlton initiatives like sand for the new sand beachball facility & an 11th media communications director to ensure the proposed quidditch program participants get the same media coverage as the football program $25 mark fox's annual $1,900,000 salary/compensation $10 jim knowlton's 2029 retirement fund $5 cal football program
cal's monster class unofficial golf world rankings:
professional division:
1. max homa-ranked #18 in the world trending upwards with a fall pga victory at silverado...shutting it down right now after move from north scottsdale to the arcadia neighborhood & imminent birth of his child (a boy) with his wife lacey...will return to action at tiger's hero challenge in early december in the bahamas
2. colin morikawa-#9 in the world trending downwards as he continues to look for solutions with his putting & clearing out his left side to ensure his world class shotmaking fade as the best ball striker in the game...gonna play next week at the mayakoba next week in mexico & get married to katherine zhu very soon
3. byeong hun an-#33 in the fed ex standing playing lights out after regaining his pga card after a year on the korn ferry tour, another good week right now in bermuda at -8 heading into the final round tomorrow
4. james hahn-#147 in the fed ex standings, will play next week in mexico
5. michael kim-has surprisingly missed the cut on a consistent basis this fall after regaining his pga card after a year on the korn ferry tour...part of his transformation included a swing change to gain a draw which has added much needed significant driving distance off the tee
6. brandon hagy-the 2nd fastest clubhead speed on tour lost his pga card & will play on the 2023 korn ferry tour, his short games woes coincided with his move from north scottsdale (whisper rock like former teammate homa) to less than golfing ideal weather charlotte...withdrew this week during the monday qualifier for bermuda
college division:
1. sampson zheng-the solidly built 6' 210 lbs junior got an exceptional 70.33 stroke average this fall & is gonna finish in the top 20 of the asia pacific amateur in thailand this week (the winner gets a masters invitation)
2. nathan wang-nobody saw this coming, the lefty true freshman fashionista from fremont is playing with swagger after getting his azz handed to him in his 1st collegiate tournament in arkansas...huge fun & fearless upside kinda like kai milner
3. aaron du-gonna finish in the top 50 of the asia pacific amateur, his lack of elite length means that everything gotta be clicking for the 5'7" 148 lbs junior
4. jeewon park-the asu transfer gotta limit his bad hole damage to bogeys, expect improvement this spring
5. tony chen-the fast improving sophomore has played half of his rounds in the last 2 tournaments under par
6. simon kwon-johnny miller's grandson from salt lake city got the skills to warm up his game & go from pretty good to very good this season
7. ethan chung-the usc transfer gotta put a governor on his bad hole blow ups, mental discipline is part of the solution
8. costas panay-experienced junior
9. daniel heo-true freshman in development mode
10. charles berridge-dad is opening the new coore & crenshaw (shocky is the only person in the world to have played every hole ever designed by the game's top living architects, c&c) in middletown which is not further afar from my future t-rex yoga/meditation studio in yountville
11. papon sawatyanon-sophmore has not played yet
2023 recruting: coach walter chun is building a potential future national championship squad with the current commitments (november signing date) of the #1 ranked junior player in the world the morikawa like eric lee of fullerton & ethan fang of plano texas who recently broke par for all 3 rounds at the brutal tpc sawgrass including an unreal 66...sihao cong & tyler lee gotta lotta potential
the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states of america (including its territories such as nobu cabo and so forth) https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
congrats to benji, marshall & the entire cal football staff is assembling thus far a very strong 10 player 2023 class of true student athletes in what will be a very limited space available scholly class
zurich ashford (3.62 gpa), defensive end ben marshall (3.5 gpa), tight end ryan mcculloch (4.1 gpa), edge defender tiumalu afalava (4.1 gpa), defensive end cade uluave (3.85 gpa), outside linebacker sailasa vadrawale (3.46 gpa), cornerback nyziah hunter (3.0+ gpa), wide receiver nick morrow (3.7 gpa), offensive tackle (grayshirt, will arrive in january) ethan baxter (strong australian student), punter (already on roster, will take sheahan's scholly in january) michael luckhurst (4.37 gpa), kicker (already on roster as walk on, will take longhetto's scholly in january)
jack plummer's dad told me at the colorado game in boulder that his son's original plan was to play 1 year in berkeley & then put his name in for the nfl draft...however, with the painful & significant injury jack hasn't performed to his own expectations plus he thinks very highly of the skill players talent levels...with that in mind plummer is currently leaning towards returning next season while he enters a 2nd year of the cert program...jack is not endeavoring to graduate from berkeley with a degree, the cert program is not a major time consuming educational program thereby allowing plummer to spend his days (he lives alone off campus) at memorial stadium while working on his qb development
kai milner's dad told me at the arizona game in tuscon last year that his academically focused son (3.8 gpa in high school) is endeavoring to earn acceptance into the nationally recongized haas/spieker biz ad program...a haas/spieker degree is worth millions, i often tell people that competing in the berkeley undergraduate biz program is way more challenging that competing in the outside biz world which gotta lotta lazy azz & dumb azz competitors (unlike haas)...kai is not gonna transfer to fresno state for a potential starting opportunity when its already there in berkeley (harvard could be a different deal)
jack is hobbling right now, any reports that he's back to full health are inaccurate...in my opinion, a mobile kai offers the bears the best opportunity to beat the trojans next saturday nite in south central given the challenges facing cal's monster offensive line...when things break down in the pocket, kai can scramble for 18 yard first downs whereas jack cannot risk further damage to his body at this time
check out the foto above, this accurately depicts the difference in heights...jack is listed at 6'5" but his dad told me he's closer to 6'6" than 6'5"...kai is listed at 6'2" which includes his great hair, he's actually closer to 6'1" just like chase garbers who measured 6'078" at the nfl pro day
