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In reply to Ccajon2 • 4:59p, 11/2/22
Ccajon2 said:



What it's all about (for me at least,) is that Bill creates/finds/cut & pastes/ whatever decent CONTENT. He's a half assed decent writer too. Iike his style. You are just jealous of his popularity. Also Bill has always answered my PMs promptly, something you and your boyfriend's on this board never do. He offered me free Tix to games too!(what a guy!) I'd love to have him as a son in law. I have a big man crush on old Bill. What a guy!

You are one of those tired old dry white guys that hang around the program and do nuthin to help it. A supernumerary of a fan, I would label you.

Go 'WAY.

Tell me more about my "boyfriend's" on this site, please. Sounds fascinating!
Why do you assume I'm white?
Is your name on the Haas Pavilion donor wall, like mine is? How much have you donated to the program?

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11:28p, 11/2/22

I appreciate the Bear Insider contributions of both Shocky and Chapman. Better to shake things up a little, as opposed to same ol', same ol'. We're here to be entertained (I mean, to an extent). Chapman has really crossed the line here, but, OTOH, Shocky purposefully posts daughter pics and respects a free forum ("censorship is never the right move" ... quote from him). Chapman isn't going to comment on my daughter because I don't post pics of her.

Let people say what they want; conclude what they want, think what they want, react how they want (within reason).
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12:44a, 11/3/22

continued candy azz soft (non physical, too many uncontested buckets) defense against d2 athletes, crooked azz shooting (2-18 on 3 pointers) despite the experience of the oldest d1 men's college coaching staff in america at 200 years & a boring azz 1950s offensive scheme with lousy ball/rotational player movement (8 assists)



why is this jim knowlton's vision of the palace?#
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1:14a, 11/3/22
austin, love your aggressiveness in knocking guys on their azzs & then pancaking them at the ******* waffle house but on multiple snaps ur telegraphing your directional movement with your pre snap head tilt


but let's be real here boydo, u not even close to my fav person evah from utah (she got good teeth) plus she is continuing to strive create edukation better so we can solve this problem



3.88 gpa (don't be a dumb azz)#

the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states (including its territories such ibiza & the braza grill and so forth)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:30a, 11/3/22
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point of clarification: shocky is not racist or anti white people, ok?...some of the best +1 athletic sex of my life has been wit white people, all of my 5 trips (for a total of 15 rounds) to augusta national have been because of the generous invitations from white members, ima fan of the pale azz coach wilcox (despite his kinda stunning stubbornness on some things) & my dad is white too

the point is that me, taylor, madison beer & isaiah kema (one poly parent/one white parent) r all mutts of mixed descent, we all kinda look at life a little differently than most folk which is why berkeley b one of our favorite places & we work together to protect them rescue/foster dogs & cats that we identify wit

this really isn't that complicated

happy fun, unsafe & dangerous halloween wit cal's monster's offensive line (u gotta keep an eye on them, they up to no good, they wanted in 2 states can't move wrong)#
conclusive proof that fellow mutt isaiah kema is open minded, he gonna consider a redneck ****hole like lawrence with an academically mediocre university, lousy weather & low gpa farm girls looking for a baby daddy


where is kansas toto in the 2022 rankings?...yeah there's no place like home, u should click ur heels except that shoes, socks, underwear & clothes r for losers...real men like shocks wear fuschia
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:20a, 11/3/22
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Shocky1 said:


point of clarification: shocky is not racist or anti white people, ok?...some of the best +1 athletic sex of my life has been wit white people, all of my 5 trips (for a total of 15 rounds) to augusta national have been because of the generous invitations from white members, ima fan of the pale azz coach wilcox (despite his kinda stunning stubbornness on some things) & my dad is white too

the point is that me, taylor, madison beer & isaiah kema (one poly parent/one white parent) r all mutts of mixed descent, we all kinda look at life a little differently than most folk which is why berkeley b one of our favorite places & we work together to protect them rescue/foster dogs & cats that we identify wit

this really isn't that complicated

happy fun, unsafe & dangerous halloween wit cal's monster's offensive line (u gotta keep an eye on them, they up to no good, they wanted in 2 states can't move wrong)#
conclusive proof that fellow mutt isaiah kema is open minded, he gonna consider a redneck ****hole like lawrence with an academically mediocre university, lousy weather & low gpa farm girls looking for a baby daddy


where is kansas toto in the 2022 rankings?...yeah there's no place like home, u should click ur heels except that shoes, socks, underwear & clothes r for losers...real men like shocks wear fuschia
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

4.0 gpa (don't be a dumb azz)#
Kansas is starting to clean up on our recruit targets and it all can't get any worse
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:54a, 11/3/22
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https://instagr.am/p/CBwwtE7D5mA

the world according to shocky:

i strongly believe that everybody on planet earth should live as active a lifestyle as possible...my weekly activities include daily morning walks up the mountain with them rescue/foster doggies, modern yoga (even tho they make fun of t-rexs) a couple of times a week, 3 walking 18 holes rounds of golf, swimming outside at the village while dreamin' of becoming the lead singer for them arctic monkey...and yeah fresh air late nite sex such as in the 1st base dugout at evans diamonds or the poolside cabanas at the claremont resort on gamedays and so forth is always a good idea too

and every student at the university of california, berkeley should also be encouraged to be in constant motion too whether it be jogging between classes, shooting hoops at the rsf, taking off campus yoga/pilates/peloton classes, riding rental bicycles on the golden gate bridge, joining intramural leagues, playing on the many highly competitive club teams or sprinting up the brutal uphill fire trail

cal's athletic department should be rightsized to the ncca minimum 15 sports in full compliance with title ix statutes which means a lot of bureaucrats like the 11 person media/communications department will be seeking employments elsewhere...and each of these 15 programs should be expected to win championships & graduate their student athletes, no more ******* excuses...exceptional people throughout the world achieve their goals on a daily basis despite staggering challenges, this should be the expectation in berkeley

chancellor christ is 78 years old, her days are winding down in berkeley & the next chancellor is realistically not gonna give jim knowlton his almost $30,000,000 subsidy to continue his current failed sociological experiment of 30+ teams that are financially unsustainable

knowlton is like a con man on the streets of new york city with his constant moving of the shells (the covid excuses are particularly disingenuous) when in reality many of the challenges facing cal athletics are his own doing:

*****failed to rightsize the department by cutting sports, sandy barbour had the right idea

*****hiring an unlikeable head basketball coach (that has run off all the previous talent & that got zero interest in selling/branding the program to anybody which is why haas is gonna be empty again this season) who then hired the oldest coaching staff in the united states at 200 years & then extending his contract for almost $2,000,000 from 2024 to 2025

*****hiring like minded woke bureaucrats such as his cfo & media/communications directors who share his anti football & men's basketball mindset but ironically continuing to support the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil as his chief of staff

*****hiring a diversity bureaucrat when in reality EVERY cal coach should be an advocate for diversity, you don't need somebody sending emails & showing up at a march to make that happen

the corrective action plan in berkeley includes cutting sports to 15 programs that win championships with an emphasis upon football & men's basketball which are critical to campus spirit & bring alums back on gamedays & furthers their passions for donating to berkeley

all of the cut sports should guarantee the schollys for the impacted athletes if they choose to stay at cal until such time that they graduate

one of the arguments made by out of touch further afar left white liberals like carol & jim is that sports like the predominantly black track teams allow opportunities for people of color...my mentor professor dr harry edwards (led the black revolt at the mexico city olympics back in the day) would tell you that sports need to be deemphasized in the black communities, intellectualism and academic achievement should be viewed as the pathway to economic success, not jumping over hurdles...all of the cut sports should see an equal number of academic openings in berkeley for really smart & ambitious black high schoolers (particularly those who are 1st generation college attendees in their families) regardless of their athletic talents or limitations

so whose the person to get this done?

it's not the shell game master jim knowlton who is playing the long con until his 2029 retirement date (which was based upon false information re: the northwestern athletic director position he gave the chancellor in negotiating/leveraging his long term contract)

the next athletic director should be current football chief of staff andrew mcgraw who graduated from berkeley & got 26 years of experience within the athletic department

we need new speeches in berkeley, not the tired excuses of a con man & his bureaucrats

Love you bill and this subject is particularly close to my (and SCT Jr. hear and future college aspirations) but due to Prop 209 Cal can NOT consider race in applications. It is a stupid stupid STUPID law (we can take this off line folks if you wish). Add in, pending the SOCTUS decision in the Harvard/NC cases, academically gifted AA have numerous opportunities at private and out of state schools Cal has a SIGNIFICANT diversity problem.

Now I am NOT defending the Track Team and that pathway to diversity in the undergrad population. But I also get that the elimination of several sports would, in at least the short and medium term, make Cal less diverse (and it already is one of the least diverse UCs there is)
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In reply to Chapman_is_Gone • 9:03a, 11/3/22
Chapman_is_Gone said:
Ccajon2 said:
If Chapman is banned, I promise I'll buy a premium membership.

So there.
Y'all are pretty funny, including the same 10 or so of you who have recently starred each post that is critical of me. I have the silent majority of this message board on my side. Go back and read the ending of the stupid old monster thread, along with all the historical posts critical of nasty smelly-feet Bill Schulz, and you can see the dozens and dozens of Cyberbears participants who stated how they despise the sexist narcissist behind the wheel of this thread. That silent majority does not click on this thread, they ignore it. But I choose not to ignore it, because this narcissist has, at times, actively hurt the program.

Not to mention that Bill is a pathetic, selfish individual. Literally, an insurance salesman living out in the god-forsaken desert. If you doubt me, I invite you to have to sit behind him for a game. You'll learn.

If you are entertained by his pablum, most of which is just stolen from other sources on Twitter, then God help you. And if your life is so pathetic that you find posts about his daughter interesting, then what more can i say...
While Shocky occasionally (or perhaps frequently) crossed over the mysoginstic line I never DESIPISED him. I thought he could be tone deaf - espcially in some of the objectifacations during moments (I remember one the day of a Harvey Weinstein arrest) when I probably was in poor taste. I would call him out.

But fundamentally he CARES. He cares to the point of attending games while living in Arizona. He is TRYING to infuse this fan base with some FUN and some excitement at a time when frankly that is at the lowest point I can ever remember (maybe the early 1970s?).

I skim Bill for some fun. I sorta roll over his posts about his daughter - fashion and NYC never being very important to me. I read 4th generation for insights and WIAF for his smart take on the business of athetics - something I am also interested in. Silencing voices feels fairly stupid on a free and public message board. Let a thousand flower bloom (and may you ALWAYS have powder days the 1st morning you get up to ski the back bowls).
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:50a, 11/3/22
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private message to cal's monster offensive line:

what up, you guys getting a late nite snack room service at the claremont or what?...don't be a dumb azz & order porn on the tv, that **** can be tracked, got it?

luv u guys but gotta be honest wit u it was shocking how many plays in boulder that nobody made no physical contact with anybody, how is that even possible?...gonna give a pass to matthew cindric because he was courageously playing thru a painful & significant injury

ben coleman: with cindo out this is ur room now, your leadership is critical, ur no longer playing out of position so you gotta live up to your upside potential as one of the top guards in the nation, ok?...and ben you seriously gotta get a yoga/meditation practice in the offseason like me & jaylen, if you ever wanna get paid in the national football league you need a ****load more flexibility & mobility than u got now

sioape vatikani: you represent all that is good about college football, a 4.0 gpa with academic ambition that could be a future nfl 1st rounder...but to be honest with you i have not seen the expected continued development after your epic 1st game vs arizona which welcomed in the sioape vatikani era in berkeley...vats, you gotta bring it every ******* play tomorrow, let's see you open gaps for your poly boy jaydn ott so you can do your truly unique haka inspired hand chopping dance, let's go bruddah

brian driscoll: you grew up in the wealthy enclave of la jolla with loving parents in paul and kelly, some of the biggest hardships in your youth wuz the 3rd green at torrey pines south under construction & u had to putt on a temporary green...do you think you would be more aggressive/violent on the field if u grew up in national city?...brian, let's see you be the executive producer of an academy award winning movie tomorrow, maybe call the sci fi horror movie "star wars xxiv: the saga of killer bears on the north star"

tj session: what up, tj, guess what?...ur rookie days r over, time for u to step up now that u played against some of the most apex predator edge defenders in the nation like foskey...u got the size & the skills and now your got the game experience too to play at a much higher level with no plays off...enjoy the moment, let's not overthink this tj, ok?

brayden rhome: coach mcclure says ur the hardest working guy in the room with the best work ethic always first to arrive to practice & last to go home...ur dad has bravely faced some of the worst humans on planet earth & makes us in the valley a hella lot safer by putting them behind bars, r u gonna protect & serve ur gilbert boyz jack & kai tomorrow?

everett johnson: the staff would ideally like to protect jackson brown's blueshirt season tomorrow before unleashing him for the final 4 games, that means your gonna be the critical 6th man manana...a lot of people believe in u everett, you don't gotta play perfect, ok?...you just gotta play physical if your number is called, find ur calmness of thought in the middle of a storm

let's ******* do this, the time is now for everything

the interior of the line ben, brian & sioape took all 73 snaps vs oregon while the tackles tj & brayden took 70 of the snaps with everett & ender aguilar each getting 3 gameday snaps

looking forward to the jackson brown running with full energy into the coliseum this saturday nite
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In reply to SBGold • 11:50a, 11/3/22
SBGold said:

Kansas is starting to clean up on our recruit targets and it all can't get any worse
not so fast, goldy, while isaiah kema is not cal's mr x (a silent commitment who is awaiting his official visit to berkeley and/or coach wilcox's late season chats re: 2023 plans & who will walk as departing seniors prior to the ucla game at memorial to ensure positional scholly availability) he just got an offer from kansas, there's no commitment to nobody at this time

keep in mind that the kemas lived in lawrence as dad troy worked for the prior football staff (he's now the associate athletic director for player engagement for texas tech), so this is gonna be an informed collegiate decision when this all shakes out

the 4.0 gpa true student athlete/wrestling champ who got the alligator death roll thing done had this to say after visiting lawrence again with his moms stephanie in early october: "i had a great time at kansas and it has definitely changed for the better over there since i moved...my dad worked under coach beatty so it was a little rough but I'm happy to see it's changing up"

kema got 25+ actionable offers & got the physicality & aggressive mindset necessary to compete for playing time (perhaps even the starting guard job kinda like fellow poly 4.0 gpa bad azz sioape vatikani, vats should host isaiah on his official visit when they go to benji's cookout) in berkeley for the 2023 season

but let's be real here, if isaiah's major goal in life is to become the nite shift supervisor at the topeka truck stop we are ******
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12:48p, 11/3/22


cal's monster offensive line gameplan:

1) retention of both ben coleman (played his best game of the season last saturday back at guard) & matthew cindric (really the rock of the o-line room, will the haas/spieker grad opt to return to for a 2nd year in the education masters program?) this offseason, their returning to berkeley are the keys to the potential upward trajectory of the 2023 season for the entire program

2) recruit an impact portal transfer tackle to ensure ben coleman can pursue his nfl aspirations at guard
while continuing to internally develop huge upside jackson brown (will hopefully make his bears debut this saturday in south central & get gameday snaps), injured blue shirting trent ramsey (gotta lotta energy & talent) & +1 athletic (for his 6'8" size, gotta get to 300+ lbs asap) greyshirt nick morrow when he arrives in berkeley this january

3) close on 4.0 gpa alligator death roll wrestling isaiah kema & 3.88 gpa pancake chef at the ******* waffle house austin boyd as the offensive line room is rightsized from the current 14 scholly to 16 schollys for next season

4) off season staffing changes including billy m's "retirement" on monday november 28th at 10:42 am do not impact future nfl player sioape vatikani (walk on linebacker malcolm mcclure is one of his best friends)

5) promote future head coach in waiting mike saffell, recruiting is best not done by old white guys, coach wilcox has recognized this & has been transitioning more & more recruiting responsibilities this cycle to guys under 30 years of age

6) have the uncomfortable but necessary conversations with current scholly linemen ender aguilar, ryan lange & dylan jemtegaard as to whether or not their hearts are still in the 24/7/365 work that is necessary in the o-line or would that rather focus 100% on finishing their berkeley degrees?

7) tj session & brayden rhome (cannot play next season at an undersized 285 lbs) both gotta build strength & explosiveness in their quests to improve their craft at tackle...brian driscoll gotta spend more time in national city with señor el-loco short & get a ton of **** nastier ahora

8) ben coleman & spencer lovell (both currently move like they granite statues at mt rushmore) gotta get yoga/meditation practices like shocky & jaylen brown to develop much greater bend/flexiblity/quick twitch movements if they ever wanna get paid in the national football league...and they should invite bastian swannery & everett johnson to join them at my future t-rex yoga studio in yountville before we tee it up together at brambles in the afternoon as a walking fivesome...yeah bastian can wear his interlachen cap or something

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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:05p, 11/3/22
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cal's monster offensive line gameplan:

1) retention of both ben coleman (played his best game of the season last saturday back at guard) & matthew cindric (really the rock of the o-line room, will the haas/spieker grad opt to return to for a 2nd year in the education masters program?) this offseason, their returning to berkeley are the keys to the potential upward trajectory of the 2023 season for the entire program

2) recruit an impact portal transfer tackle to ensure ben coleman can pursue his nfl aspirations at guard
while continuing to internally develop huge upside jackson brown (will hopefully make his bears debut this saturday in south central & get gameday snaps), injured blue shirting trent ramsey (gotta lotta energy & talent) & +1 athletic (for his 6'8" size, gotta get to 300+ lbs asap) greyshirt nick morrow when he arrives in berkeley this january

3) close on 4.0 gpa alligator death roll wrestling isaiah kema & 3.88 gpa pancake chef at the ******* waffle house austin boyd as the offensive line room is rightsized from the current 14 scholly to 16 schollys for next season

4) off season staffing changes including billy m's "retirement" on monday november 28th at 10:42 am do not impact future nfl player sioape vatikani (walk on linebacker malcolm mcclure is one of his best friends)

5) promote future head coach in waiting mike saffell, recruiting is best not done by old white guys, coach wilcox has recognized this & has been transitioning more & more recruiting responsibilities this cycle to guys under 30 years of age

6) have the uncomfortable but necessary conversations with current scholly linemen ender aguilar, ryan lange & dylan jemtegaard as to whether or not their hearts are still in the 24/7/365 work that is necessary in the o-line or would that rather focus 100% on finishing their berkeley degrees?

7) tj session & brayden rhome both gotta build strength & explosiveness in their quests to improve their craft at tackle...brian driscoll gotta spend more time in national city with señor loco tone & get a ton of **** nastier

8) ben coleman & spencer lovell (both currently move like they granite statues at mt rushmore) gotta get yoga/meditation practices like shocky & jaylen brown to develop much great bend/flexiblity if they ever wanna get paid in the national football league...and they should invite everett johnson to join them at my future t-rex yoga studio in yountville before we tee it up together at brambles in the afternoon as a walking foursome...fore

14 to 16#



I think Session needs that necessary, uncomfortable convo as well
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2:33p, 11/3/22
hear ur frustration goldy but tj got some size (6'4" 300 lbs) & skills to develop for the 2023 season (session got 2 years of eligibility after this season), honestly think he gotta lotta upside

let's be real here, the bears tackles got run thru kinda like the nyc subway turnstiles last game, tj gave up 5 pressures & 2 qb hits while brayden got rolled for 8 pressures & 1 qb hit

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In reply to SBGold • 3:55p, 11/3/22

It was a big step up for Session and he didn't arrive at Cal until summer. The staff (such as it is) hopefully has an idea if he might be able to step things up considerably with a dedicated off-season. Maybe in 9 mos., he's stronger and also more agile... and more confident about what he needs to do. Uncertain.
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4:08p, 11/3/22
search committees are for losers:

the next cal athletic director needs to be andrew mcgraw (cal football chief of staff, berkeley grad & 26 years within the athletic department), bringing in another clueless outsider like knowlton is not the move, andrew would be 100% making informed decisions at 7:17 am on day 1
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coach johnson, got the ideal candidate for u but she kinda lazy sometime plus she needs her afternoon canoodle naps & pedicure/latisse maintenance...she eats clean but her doggy don't, that's ruff

but make no mistake about it, if ben coleman & spencer lovell still move like granite statues next season cuz you didn't hook them up with yoga/meditation practices this offseason the monster is gonna hold u accountable

coach, there's a lot more to being in +1 shape than pumping iron, u gotta lotta guys in the o-line room that need more bend/flexibility/quick twitch movement, got it?

what's ur problem brian, r u from 63rd?

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austin, if u sign with the #2 ranked university in the united states of america, then i will promise to get u a bunch of man hair bun clips or whatever they called from my friend bobo, he got good hair

shocky's ojos verde never lie#
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12:24a, 11/4/22
michelle ugonne onyiah=10 rebounds=shocky's favorite cal basketball player



relentless (non stop) on the boards#
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12:33a, 11/4/22
who is the best 3 pointer shooter in berkeley?

no it's not any of the men's ballers that got crooked azz shooting mechanics (despite a coaching staff that got 200 years of experience on planet earth), it's all american superstar jayda curry who scored 30 points including 8 3 pointers in the cal's women 80-58 exhibition victory vs vanguard

stats 101 refresher, 8 of 10 3 pointers is kinda better than 2 of 18 3 pointers



beautiful textbook form/stroke (let it fly, jayda)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:15a, 11/4/22
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michelle ugonne onyiah=10 rebounds=shocky's favorite cal basketball player



relentless (non stop) on the boards#
good tenacity, she paused on the move to the basket. Can't do that against better competition

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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:16a, 11/4/22
Shocky1 said:
who is the best 3 pointer shooter in berkeley?

no it's not any of the men's ballers that got crooked azz shooting mechanics (despite a coaching staff that got 200 years of experience on planet earth), it's all american superstar jayda curry who scored 30 points including 8 3 pointers in the cal's women 80-58 exhibition victory vs vanguard

stats 101 refresher, 8 of 10 3 pointers is kinda better than 2 of 18 3 pointers



beautiful textbook form/stroke (let it fly, jayda)#
Yes, #bang
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10:26a, 11/4/22
conclusive proof that 3.88 gpa austin boyd is not a dumb azz:


harvard university=#15 ranked university in the united states of america (including its territories that play d4 college football such as with 195 lbs linebackers and so forth)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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11:25a, 11/4/22
5'10" "175 lbs" running back speedster javian "the jet" thomas from local mcclymonds high school in oakland just got a 2023 offer from coach thompson


the 3.4 gpa true student athlete is actually around 165 lbs kinda like the shockster/colin morikawa in real life which is why most of his offers are from non p5 schools but that don't mean the mack guy don't got +1 speed which can turn 4 yard gain pitchouts into 50+ yard sprints to the end zone at memorial stadium


javian which kinda rhymes with javid if you say it real fast currently got a conditional offer which means the most fragile room on the team with respects to potential off season portal defections gotta be sorted out first after the ucla game before a final decision is made as whether or not to turn it into an actionable offer which will likely be accepted on the spot

aristotle has never coached in an environment with the demands of big time running back egos before, in the past he's been able to play a stable of running backs with daily competition & everybody happy kinda like a 1950s football movie...that **** don't fly today, now the best talent gotta be ruthlessly featured for national football league pay days

so what's gonna happen?

retaining jaydn ott is clearly the program's #1 priority, the uber talented superstar is academically focused & truly loved by the staff/teammates which favors his return to berkeley

decarlos brooks is tough as **** & got a sudden burst too, does he want to graduate after 4 years in berkeley & potentially rush for 1,000+ yards next season in flagstaff at nau against long bus ride competition?

damien moore gotta decide do he wanna try to continue to work & claw his way back into more snaps or bail?...his body language on the sidelines in boulder kinda look like his dog died

ashton hayes got jaydn level speed but his moms not happy with his role

chris street probably not going nowhere except physical therapy as he rebuilds his body

to be honest with you, walk on ashton stredick's ridiculous talents have been totally wasted thus far in berkeley by aristotle, not only is he arguably the smartest bear he deserves a full football scholly after this season & an opportunity to receive snaps right now...guys like joni a think ima joking when i say ashton stredick is the future of cal football but ima ******* dead serious



if all 5 of the current scholly running back on the roster transfer after this season & that means my boy ashton gets 25+ carries a game with javian backing him up for 5+ carries a game next season, ima 100% ok with that with that drama free scenario

this ain't pop warner football, coach (take it to the o, ashton & javian don't live on 63rd)#





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12:18p, 11/4/22
When advocating the cutting of sports (as Sandy Barbour did who I admit might have been way ahead of the game), one must be mindful that as soon as a woman's sport is cut from intercollegiate athletics, the University must then meet the exact ratio of undergraduates (male/female) to comply with Title IX.

Currently, Cal does not comply with Title IX from a pure numbers basis.

They are "complying" with Title IX by demonstrating that they are progressing towards compliance by increasing the amount of facilities and recreational resources to the female undergrad population. The female undergrads are given a survey, and if the University scores decent marks on how female undergrads feel about the school giving them athletic/recreational facility opportunity, then Cal is said to be in "compliance" with Title IX.

But the minute that a women's sport is cut, the University no longer has that "touchy/feely" survey to rely on.
It MUST COMPLY based on a strict ratio of male to female undergrads.
"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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In reply to DiabloWags • 12:29p, 11/4/22
DiabloWags said:
When advocating the cutting of sports (as Sandy Barbour did who I admit might have been way ahead of the game), one must be mindful that as soon as a woman's sport is cut from intercollegiate athletics, the University must then meet the exact ratio of undergraduates (male/female) to comply with Title IX.

Currently, Cal does not comply with Title IX from a pure numbers basis.

They are "complying" with Title IX by demonstrating that they are progressing towards compliance by increasing the amount of facilities and recreational resources to the female undergrad population. The female undergrads are given a survey, and if the University scores decent marks on how female undergrads feel about the school giving them athletic/recreational facility opportunity, then Cal is said to be in "compliance" with Title IX.

But the minute that a women's sport is cut, the University no longer has that "touchy/feely" survey to rely on.
It MUST COMPLY based on a strict ratio of male to female undergrads.
THat is why the sports taht will be axed are all on the mens side. It is sad but the case. And there isn't a very good argument FOR them unless the endowmens raised cover both them and the womens. So if Baseball wants to be there they need to fund themselves AND softball.

Take care of your Chicken
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In reply to socaltownie • 12:54p, 11/4/22
Title IX will soon be overturned.
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1:01p, 11/4/22
yeah bobo, kinda like ur ponytail?

bobo got good hair#
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2:29p, 11/4/22
very important 2023 recruiting schedule update:

the staff is targeting december 3rd & 4th for the big official visit weekend
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5:03p, 11/4/22
The weekend before dead week. Partee!
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7:37p, 11/4/22

despite covid, the lack of an campus golf course like yale, stanford, oklahoma state, etc. and title ix restrictions, colin morikawa shot a bogey free 8 under par 63 on the mexican riviera

muy caliente (the shotmaking y las chicas tambien)#
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7:49p, 11/4/22
huge props to shareef & dee dee (grew up in oakland, berkeley grad) on their generous donation to the cameron institute

when jimmy k extended the unlikeable fox's contract from 2024 to 2025 did he weigh the fact that the rahims did not want their 4 star son son jabri (who was born in mountain view) to play for the last 2 basketball coaches which has resulted in him playing at originally virginia & now georgia?

or to put in another way, shareef encouraged jaylen brown to play for coach martin but would not send his own son to play for wyking & fox, got it?

jimmy k got a plan but it don't include winning men's basketball games

what's under the shell?#
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8:14p, 11/4/22
for the record coach tracy webster with support from both jaylen brown (same hs as jabri) & cal's monster class were actively recruiting jabri back in the day...if coach martin's son joshua had been cleared off the wait list for admissions to berkeley, there is zero doubt that impact talent jabri (to the delight of his parents dee dee & shareef) would be a california golden bear today
https://bearinsider.com/forums/8/topics/28431/replies/495082


chief knock a homa fell in the cali sun (wearing a braves cap, a vitamin d overdose)#

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11:43p, 11/4/22
https://transparentcalifornia.com/salaries/2019/university-of-california/james-knowlton/

jimmy k got a good shell game#
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11:50p, 11/4/22
Shocky, any idea if our guys on the team feel like they'll stay another year? Namely Ott, our WRs, Plummer, etc. Need a lot of them for next year but I know they're competitive monsters so the losing has to be taking its toll right? What's the vibe in the locker room
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