cal's monster offensive line

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sonofabear51
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Yes, they beat both this year. Beat Miramonte 35-7 at Miramonte. Beat Acalanes 27-24. I don't think Miramonte has beaten Campo in several years, maybe more than 10.
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happy belated b-day justin

sorry the coeur d'alene fish tackle box & swimsuit store wuz already closed by the time i walked my afternoon round at gozzer ranch
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sonofabear51 said:

Yes, they beat both this year. Beat Miramonte 35-7 at Miramonte. Beat Acalanes 27-24. I don't think Miramonte has beaten Campo in several years, maybe more than 10.
r ur campo boys on steroids or something?

does robbie really run a legit 4.56 40?...an ole timer tole me he plays like dwight clark, is that true?

keep us posted if the cougars get to 12 wins without being kicked to the curb (no wonder shocky is being walked to his car)
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They won a state title in 2016. It's a small school, I think around 1200, about 400 more than when I was there.

Don't know much about Robbie's speed, but the vid you posted seems like ha has good speed and out jumping the competition. I think the QB, Weaver is pretty talented also.

I think they have a pretty decent chance for another NCS title at the least.
Start Slowly and taper off
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Chapman_is_Gone said:

More pure bull**** from the desert-dwelling blowhard.

Sitting at your insurance salesman desk in an undesirable part of Phoenix sure gives you a lot of time to put together your fanciful posts.

Cal students and prospects, stay away from this Shockey weirdo: , about 75, wearing no socks, with an off-kilter facial expression that strongly hints to stay away. Boy, the stories his x-wife must tell.
He is 62, max.
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so who's my favorite cal athlete to watch these days?

that would be +1 athletic 6'3" michelle ugonne onyiah from eleanor roosevelt high school in eastvale, she builds go karts for fun & her sister onyeka graduated from berkeley in 2014

like the pogo stick jumping gennifer brandon with the radiant star power smile of the bears final four team, michelle's development the next 3 seasons wlll be the key to whether or not coach charmin's program ascends into a potential ncca deep run team or not...she can rebound & defend the post against the best athletes in the nation & watching her offensive game grow is truly a thing of beauty...she entered berkeley with a crooked azz shooting stroke & thru patient staff coaching she now gotta a better free throw shot than most of the guys on the men's team

tonite she was a perfect 5 for 5 from the field for 10 points along with 3 boards in only 12 minutes, coach charmin gotta work her playing rotation to ensure she gets 20+ minutes per game in the future

also balling out tonite at haas was utah transfer kemery martin (pronounced mar-teen), she does all the little things that are necessary for championship basketball with the clever no look passes & the physical close outs on 3 pointers along with always great body language which lifts her teammates...and yeah she also had 19 points on an efficient 8 of 15 field goals along with 4 assists (the sulky d daniels never distributed the ball) & most importantly zero turnovers (a lotta turnovers, many of them unforced too on lob entry passes under the bucket, have been a trademark of the wbb program the last couple years)

don't miss the past seasons pee wee guards that were ruthlessly exploited defensively & the self absorbed/out of shape play of some of the bigs, this team is fun to watch

michelle, i haven't set foot in haas since the cal's monster class era of winning basketball in berkeley but ima gonna make an exception to see you this season...and don't forget to include breaks in those ******* go karts, ok?
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Maybe we could have halftime races using Michelle's karts.

Don't forget Leilani. The smallest player on the court got 9 rebounds to go with her 12 points and 6 assists.
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stu=director of berkeley gameday fan experiences

noticed on the wbb livestream that the cal band plays a lot more (with better acoustics being indoors) than they do at football & that the dance cam captures some pretty funny moves particularly the little kids

yeah, a go kart race would be pretty wild particularly if the drivers were required to blow at least a .08 prior to participating, right?...how about a basketball dunking contest between mia, jayda & leilani?...or shocky tryna do a handstand?...possibilities are endless
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congrats to pj poutasi on a fun & successful final 2 years of eligibility in flagstaff, go jacks

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cal's future head coach in waiting mike saffell gotta lotta responsibilities right now including both offensive line & tight end recruiting
https://instagr.am/p/CV_jDAzv4h_

clue: staffing puzzles got interconnecting pieces

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Shocky1 said:

stu=director of berkeley gameday fan experiences

noticed on the wbb livestream that the cal band plays a lot more (with better acoustics being indoors) than they do at football & that the dance cam captures some pretty funny moves particularly the little kids

yeah, a go kart race would be pretty wild particularly if the drivers were required to blow at least a .08 prior to participating, right?...how about a basketball dunking contest between mia, jayda & leilani?...or shocky tryna do a handstand?...possibilities are endless

Maybe thats why i have basketball season tickets and not football.plus the night games
Bring back It’s It’s to Haas Pavillion!
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yeah dunker but ima hearing that mark fox is also not great at parking his car on men's basketball gamedays but then again who really cares anymore?
https://instagr.am/p/ClB7k5bpfzs



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sociology 101: student athletes body language & eye contact

this is arguably the most compelling video in the history of the cal bears athletics you tube channel, sociology students & professors throughout the academic world are gonna be studying this video in a century from now

watch the old unlikeable out of touch authorization white head coach uses the word "comfortable" in the context that the players (that he just met) are not gonna be "comfortable" in his program because of his demanding (and demeaning) expectations...but ironically this coach got hired by jimmy "shell game" k because of the athletic director's stunning admission that he felt more "comfortable" with him than the black candidate travis decuire who was endorsed by both coaching hall of famer mike montgomery & world top 100 golf courses architectural connoisseur shocky

look at the uncomfortable body language, the frowning/concerned looks on their faces & the complete lack of eye contact with the speaker, they guys are ready to ******* bolt out the door

the reason that this plays out like a horror movie with brian driscoll as the executive producer is that the coach is clueless that nobody is interested in the **** that he's talking about just like knowlton annoyingly pontificates about women's quidditch

check out the disgusted look at fellow mutt (moms is poly/dad is black) justice sueing jr who transferred to ohio state 19 minutes after this meeting...apparently the coach did not do his homework & know that the current buckeyes scoring machine was a pre med major in berkeley & wouldn't respond well to the speaker basically calling him a dumb azz

maybe someday we'll get a head coach who gets it, cal's monster class will return from being terminated/blackballed & shocky will be free again to lead sold out crowds at our haas in ******* stormin' the floor or something


the magic of cal basketball is fun (if u got the rite people in place)#

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That intro video with Fox is a classic! Compare that to any Deion Sanders video. Night & Day!
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"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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Shocky1 said:

sonofabear51 said:

Yes, they beat both this year. Beat Miramonte 35-7 at Miramonte. Beat Acalanes 27-24. I don't think Miramonte has beaten Campo in several years, maybe more than 10.
r ur campo boys on steroids or something?

does robbie really run a legit 4.56 40?...an ole timer tole me he plays like dwight clark, is that true?

keep us posted if the cougars get to 12 wins without being kicked to the curb (no wonder shocky is being walked to his car)


Campo is D2 in NCS and a #2 seed.
They play #3 Rancho Cotate (9-2) tomorrow night in the Semis in Moraga.
The other semi in NCS D2 has #1 San Ramon Valley hosting #4 Foothill.

Note: Acalanes is NCS D3 and will be hosting Cardinal Newman. Miramonte is D5 and hosts Analy.
All semi-finals. In D1, De La Salle is hosting Pittsburg and Clayton Valley is hosting Liberty.

A HUGE NIGHT tomorrow night for prep Football.

High School Football Playoffs - scorebooklive.com


"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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good to know, diablo, campo got it rolling with robbie m

just glad campo not gonna play punk azz college park but then again nobody gonna try that **** wit robbie m on the field (that's why he's an invited unofficial guest this weekend in berkeley)
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cal's monster class secret wedding news:

don't tell nobody but colin morikawa is gonna marry katherine zhu in a very private wedding reception this weekend at a top secret location (no, it's not gonna be the 50 yard line at the big game)...watch this video if you wanna know what their future daughter is gonna act/look like or if u just wanna know how cocky was shocky as a little kid



congratulations#
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meanwhile in berkeley james arthur knowlton is trying to add more sport teams to his current empire of 30+ financially unsustainable programs despite the fact that at this exact moment cal gotta lotta distance from future big 10 revenue dollars, financially draining imminent lawsuits & unfavorable coaching contract extensions along with failing field naming rights & athletic gear bankruptcies & a near $30,000,000 athletic departmental subsidy that will likely be terminated when the next chancellor replaces the retiring benevolent chirst (78 years old)

which one of these 2 do you think is more skilled at analyzing/truly understanding financial statements: ucla's chancellor gene block or cal's jimmy "shell game" k?
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let's be very clear here, 4.0 gpa wrestling champ isaiah kema is an absolutely critical piece of the puzzle for the 2023 california golden bears class & specifically cal's monster offensive line...with his gpa, size & unreal physicality there's no doubt that isaiah could potentially start next season at guard just like his fellow poly bad azz brah sioape vatikani did this season

plus kema got good hair



the university of california, berkeley=#2 ranked university in the united states of america (and yeah that includes all of its territories such as the truck stop schools in the midwest)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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in a perfect world the 3.88 gpa with the ******* brutal alligator block that buries defenders deep into a death hole austin boyd would room with isaiah kema during the bay area's mid 70s summer temperatures next june in berkeley california as part of the upward trajectory cal's monster offensive line...these 2 are kinda like brothers from different mothers, this is a future 50 year friendship in the making

today's fiercely competitive global economy absolutely favors the well educated, piece of **** paper degree mills like kansas, oklahoma state, the nebraska school of cosmetology, etc. are not gonna open up a lot of doors up when u graduate unless u wanna spend a lotta time working at a truck stop, got it?

there is zero doubt in the monster's mind that austin boyd & isaiah kema together can create a venture capital financed $600,000,000+ revenue corporation working together after their nfl days & graduating from the world recognized haas/spieker biz school just like shocky & mike saffell

shocky is a problem solver in life (assigning blame is for losers) but coach wilcox's rightsizing the offensive room from it's current 14 schollys to 16 schollys for the 2023 is critical unless ur literally dumb & stubborn as ****...counting on benji, andrew & marshall ensuring this gets done, ok?

please note that mike saffell is tagged in austin's response to the staff

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bros before hoes#


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Regarding

He has all the charisma of a bag of sand containing random shards of glass.

lol: "I take winning seriously...I came here to win"

And so creepy at 2:10.


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Shocky1 said:

5'10" "175 lbs" running back speedster javian "the jet" thomas from local mcclymonds high school in oakland just got a 2023 offer from coach thompson


the 3.4 gpa true student athlete is actually around 165 lbs kinda like the shockster/colin morikawa in real life which is why most of his offers are from non p5 schools but that don't mean the mack guy don't got +1 speed which can turn 4 yard gain pitchouts into 50+ yard sprints to the end zone at memorial stadium


javian which kinda rhymes with javid if you say it real fast currently got a conditional offer which means the most fragile room on the team with respects to potential off season portal defections gotta be sorted out first after the ucla game before a final decision is made as whether or not to turn it into an actionable offer which would most likely be accepted on the spot by the jet
what up, jet?...glad ur gonna be an unofficial visitor this saturday for the big game, see u on the field during pre game warm ups, yeah that's me in the cheerful as **** sunshine balenciaga kicks...ima not allowed to talk to u in person but what's ur favorite skittles color/flavor?


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Cal students and recruits, please stay away from this weirdo "Shockey." He is not affiliated with the athletic department in any manner and actually has had his right to buy courtside basketball seats revoked due to his poor behavior.

Shockey is an insurance salesman who lives in Phoenix. Don't believe his online posted drivel.
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clue: the asu head coach search (and then the ensuing sun devils offensive coordinator hire) should be watched from further afar as the most significant external factor...before he got walked to his car, former berkeley grad herm edwards made $3,700,000

clue: a technical mentor for future head coach in waiting mike saffell is just as important as a monkey wrench in the hotel lobby is for ms fuschia

clue: isaiah kema & austin boyd are critical pieces of the puzzle for the next offensive line coach

clue: socks, underwear & clothes r for losers


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Shocky1 said:

cal's monster class secret wedding news:

don't tell nobody but colin morikawa is gonna marry katherine zhu in a very private wedding reception this weekend at a top secret location (no, it's not gonna be the 50 yard line at the big game)...watch this video if you wanna know what their future daughter is gonna act/look like or if u just wanna know how cocky was shocky as a little kid



congratulations#


"You're my opponent. I dont need your help"

That was AWESOME!
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don't mess with abby
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Shocky1 said:



clue: the asu head coach search (and then the ensuing sun devils offensive coordinator hire) should be watched from further afar as the most significant external factor...before he got walked to his car, former berkeley grad herm edwards made $3,700,000

clue: a technical mentor for future head coach in waiting mike saffell is just as important as a monkey wrench in the hotel lobby is for ms fuschia

clue: isaiah kema & austin boyd are critical pieces of the puzzle for the next offensive line coach

clue: socks, underwear & clothes r for losers



Both schools pursuing the same person? Or ASU contemporaneous hire sets the market, which may impact our ability to get the guy JW wants?
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Shocky1 said:

let's be real here, tequila, it's as clear as lake geneva with the late afternoon fall reflections on the water of the looming swiss alps that ur true identity is disgraced billionaire/backroom card champion james peterson


but it's too bad madison got the best of u, yeah them mutts like madison, taylor & me can b sneaky as **** sometimes

plz don't worry tho, the 2017 amsterdam international gaming statues is gonna require me to 100% fully & transparently disclose the nature of all clues in this game once the offensive coordinator announcement is made public, ok?...and if there r any disputes, u can be assured that the oslo peace mediation counsel of the head pro at del paso country club, former wisconsin basketball superstar frank kaminsky (congrats on passing the bar instead of stopping in like an alky but u still don't got good spelling skillz) & leo tolstoy will fairly resolve any disputes

in fact dr shock recruited leo tolstoy back in the day as part of his duties as the director of recruiting/gameday energy for cal's monster class, this is the confidential profile/scouting report that i compiled for coach martin:

*****leo nikolayevich tolstoy: a late emerging 5 star with an actionable offer from the cal staff...leo has got a 4.38 gpa and is considered a strong berkeley fit in that he is considered the greatest writer ever in russian literature by scout & rivals...his significant production is tempered by his preference for making non violent resistance statements & questioning authority during timeouts...lacks lateral mobility & quick twitch reflexes and is not a strong on ball defender primarily because he is dead

the bigger question, tequila, is r u really international high stakes poker champion james peterson?

is so, r u gonna midnite deliver the necessary suitcases of cash to jimmy "shell game" k to get his $125,000,000+ practice quidditch facility built or what?

and do u think billy m is a "genius" & r u "comfortable" with mark fox?

can u read a financial statement & do u truly understand how employment contracts work?

is pedro guerrero ur favorite baseball player?...does he got a wife?

and who knows what former mayor of sacramento/phx suns superstar kj thinks of geography or the long con game (gotta watch the shells closely, no blinking), right?

so many questions, tequila, so many questions

bottoms up (clase azul 15th anniversary edition)#
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LOL, Shockey isn't even a paid member of this site. Priceless.
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Shocky1 said:

the quest continues for an immediate impact cornerback with an offer to 5'11" 185 lbs kapena gushiken from saddleback community college who runs a self reported 4.3 40

gushiken is originally from kamehameha high school in maui & is interested in studying to become a teacher/coach

watch this video, notice how quickly he closes/drives on receivers & violently tackles them, that's something that did not happen last sat nite vs usc (cal's backup cornerback also often played with 10 yard cushions, that's no bueno amigo)...his press/bump coverage skills are also physically impressive & he's definitely fast enough to play tight man to man coverage

kapena currently got an official visit scheduled to purdue to for the 2nd weekend in december, getting him to berkeley for the big december 3rd/4th recruiting weekend would be a big deal

aloha oe e kuu hoaaloha

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question: how many times this season did the corners/nickels deliver a brutal big hit that caused a fumble or take a felonious interception?

answer: not that often

that's why kapena gushiken is such a critical piece of the california golden bears 2023 targeted recruiting class, he could potentially be a day one starter next fall in denton texas (yeah shocky already got the invitation to walk 36 holes at the new gil hanse pga championship course in plano the friday prior for rankings purposes) against north texas alongside the remarkable ballhawk lu magia hearns (gotta build up his body this season to better withstand injuries) & virtually unlimited upside jeremiah earby


the takers gotta do more taking#
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2023 cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

6'7" 305 lbs offensive tackle maxwell iheanachor from east los angeles community college got a conditional offer this afternoon, he got 3 years to play 3...yeah he's #71 (not the teammate who is getting picked up kinda like a barbell or something)

iheanachor attended the king/drew magnet high school of medicine and science which is off the 105 in los angeles, his family is from the federal republic of nigeria

check out his quickly he mobilizes into vertical passing sets, maxwell got quick feet

he also got offers from kansas & missouri and will be an unofficial visitor for ucla's game tomorrow with usc, maxwell is a big time talent

it's no secret that the most open starting positions in the california golden bears football program are at both tackle positions, maxwell iheananchor got an opportunity to win that job this spring while earning a world class education (and no, kansas & missouri are not even close to being world class academic institutions of higher learning)

le godspeed pelu re maxwell bi o se se ipinnu pataki aadota odun

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Interesting 2018 report about our Athletic Department. An excerpt:



Shocky1
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wow, harebear, an amazing & revealing find re: how the athletic department's current 30+ sports programs & looking to grow is not in line with the thinking of the actual stakeholders
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current salaries:

mark fox, cal's men's basketball head coach-$1,900,000+
james knowlton-cal's athletic director-almost $1,000,000
sean woods-southern university men's basketball coach-$125,000
ryan price-southern assistant basketball coach-$48,000
peter cipriano-southern assistant basketball coach-$45,000
jethro hillman-southern assistant basketball coach-$41,000


con games pay good (watch the moving shells)#
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