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Thank you, those stories are fantastic. You will have to re-tell your story of the golf outing with that d nozzle Trump

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arrive from my hotel by cab at the clubhouse around 7:30 am to stretch & warm up at the practice facility

upon arrival the head golf professional tells me that ferry point's developer donald trump heard that as a golf digest & golf magazine rankings panelist that i had an 8:10 tee time and would i like to play with the donald at 8:20 am instead?

so i say sure, no big deal, let's do this

so we make the introductions on the practice green & the 1st thing i notice is that trump has the weirdest color hair ever (kinda yellow orange) & that he has total man boobs along with an oversized obnoxious red cap

i walk & carry my lightweight leather mackzenie bag while the donald drives a golf cart literally to within 6 inches of every green...just as annoyingly, we then proceed to play thru every group on the golf course in front of us (why does he do this, why not just take the 1st tee time?)...it's funny to watch people's reactions as he dictates the playing thru, some golfers are understandably agitated while others want a selfie with him on their phones, he very clearly enjoys all the drama he's created

so he tells while we wait for the short par 4 8th green to clear that he thinks ferry point is one of the greatest golf courses in the united states (it isn't, there are at least a dozen courses on long island & the hamptons that are significantly better) & that he's qualified to make that statement because of his extensive travels around the globe playing golf, that nobody knows golf architecture better than him & that includes actual golf architects

so in front of his 2 buddies & his cart caddie i tell the donald that actually i'm one of the 13 guys (and the youngest) to have played the world top 100 courses & stare him down...total silence, one of his buddies who is the chairman of macys starts to laugh, & donald play punches my shoulder kinda hard, he's been pwned...whatever

dude is an interesting guy but playing golf with him is not really a celebration of the game but more like riding a roller coaster




you're fired, shocky#

https://instagr.am/p/CiN9JZ3P8E3
goldy, here's a repost from cal's monster class back in the day

in rereading this post shocky forget to emphasize that donald cheats at golf: he frequently improves his lie off the fairways, doesn't putt anything inside 5 feet & most annoyingly doesn't tell his true score on most holes

monster's goal for 2023: get punched by biden too

shut up, shocky#

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In other words, just another one of the guys.

Please, let's not turn this into yet another bash Trump / politics thread.

https://instagr.am/p/CnpPIUWp3HY
2023 san diego farmers open pga tournament update (wed-sat next week):

tomorrow's monday qualifying tournament of 75 players for 4 spots is at bear creek (a penal nicklaus design in murrietta, home of tj session) will include future bear current high schooler eric lee (the #1 ranked player in the 2023 class) & former bear bennett doyle

who will be at torrey pines this week?

colin morikawa-ranked #8 in the world, the new husband

max homa-ranked #16 in the world, the new dad

byeong hun an-currently en fuego 12 under par entering into today's final round in coachella

michael kim-huge local knowledge this week for the torrey pines high school grad

james hahn-game & health (sore neck) has gone south since his move from north scottsdale (grayhawk) to texas hill country

shocky & brian driscoll-the duo will be robbing gas stations as the monster helps the offensive guard with future felony convictions move his attitude from la jolla to national city (plz note that this is being done with 100% approval from coach bloesch & all financial proceeds donated to socially responsible charitites) plus shocky gotta check out potential coastal rehearsal dinner restaurants (any suggestions would be appreciated) for his son's october 28th wedding that got entrees for under 5 bucks per head

what will happen if a california golden bear wins this week?

shocky will storm the par 5 18th green, congratulate his fellow golden bear & then gracefully cannonball dive into the pond fronting the green in front of nbc's national tv audience while relentlessly screaming "go bears, cal's monster class forevah"

yeah it's gonna be the summer of love this week at black's beach

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Please, let's not turn this into yet another bash Trump / politics thread.

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100% agreed tho it should be mentioned that the shockster is filing thru the kinda esteemed law firm of hastings & hastings a $37,000,000 bodily injury class action lawsuit with mandatory criminal sentencing as a direct result of the unprovoked shoulder punch in front of multiple witnesses at ferry point in new york city's southern district court that is down the street from taylor's new tiny azz soho apartment which is around the corner from carbone which got outstanding al dente penne dishes prior to desert at levain bakery on the way to the strand bookstore to check out the 1st editions of james cuthbert faulkner who didn't really care about punctuation & **** like that but whatever

https://instagr.am/p/Cmzvn6xyPFr
oregon state beavers 68
california golden bears 48

during my time working with foster/rescue animal organizations my heart literally breaks into a million pieces when i see the scared faraway look of these beautiful abused creatures of planet earth, that look is also evident now in the faces of the cal men's basketball team

so please don't hate on the players, they deserve better

and it's pointless to hate on mark fox or point out that he's frustrated (despite making $1,900,000+ a year thru 2025), he's simply the coach he's always been, a joyless non empathetic authoritarian outdated dinosaur kinda like the also current athletic director supported teri mckeever

and plz don't blame the benevolent chancellor christ whose financial support of cal athletics is unprecedented, the 78 year old (who may retire this may) has made only 1 mistake & that wuz believing the con artist re: the northwestern athletic director interviewing process which resulted in his unethical negotiating/leveraging an average $1,300,000+ annual salary thru 2029

this all falls on the worst athletic director perhaps ever in the history of college athletics, the con artist JAMES ARTHUR KNOWLTON

I believe it is helpful to find ways to celebrate where we can. Here in @CalAthletics, we have had a lot to celebrate this past month!https://t.co/jeCN5ei76R pic.twitter.com/dM1SxxlNiM

— Jim Knowlton (@ADCalBears) May 23, 2020

we can do better, we must do better...wipe those tears away shocky, ur once fun cal's monster class is now a sorry azz clown show



where is the magic of cal basketball?#

Recruitment and DM’s are still open‼️ pic.twitter.com/mFoLkYV3Hz

— Chris Street (@christreet527) January 17, 2023

serious message to chris street:

chris, you should give much consideration to returning to berkeley as soon as possible to finish your berkeley degree & ensure a bright future

with summer school work included you should have close to 3 years of credits, get a year's worth of student loans (your football scholly is gone) & work your azz off to earn your diploma from the #1 ranked public university in the world

there's no point in looking back, let's focus on the future

rooting for you, chris

namaste

What a mess

📍🏠🐻In The Bay all week!!! 24s & 25s with grades-> drop your film👇🏽… I’m pullin up👆🏽 pic.twitter.com/2dWs3hhUmU

— Burl Toler III (@CoachToler) January 23, 2023

in btiii we trust (gpas matter)#

Committed! Let's get that Championship!! @unlvfootball @Coach_Odom @VanceVice @BrennanMarion4 @unlv @UNLVathletics @UNLVRebellion @Coach_Ford @CoachLogo @CoachJShibest @Da_DREAM47 @KelseaWinkle @OLCoachAndersen @selarson5 @coachKboyd @RJ_Sports pic.twitter.com/qGymhAEPZW

— Austin Boyd (@Austin78boyd) January 22, 2023

6'5" 288 lbs 3.88 gpa high motor guard austin boyd (loved his unofficial visit to berkeley during the season) commits to unlv (had an offer from harvard), to be honest with you think he should've been extended an actionable offer by coach bloesch which would've likely been accepted on the spot as an integral addition with upside to cal's monster offensive line class

in his heart of hearts austin isn't really interested in the slot machine repair & escort management double major offered in las vegas, he will be worth keeping an eye on his development & may be a future portal starting guard prospect for the #1 ranked public university in the world

best wishes to the gifted & mentally limitless austin boyd

cal's junior day: saturday march 4th, 2023 (mark ur calendars)

coach barton had better make sure they gotta lotta nets behind the end zones at memorial stadium when 2024 punter kaynon floyd from horizon high school starts rocketing bryan anger bombs into the stratosphere all the way to uranus & other such planets & beyond

After a great Kohl’s Winter Showcase in Phoenix, I am blessed to be ranked as the #2 punter in the nation. @steverausch17 @KohlsKicking @MaxPreps @gridironarizona @KyleMorgan_XOS @litten_andy @CoachDitmore @AZHSFB @azc_obert @CodyTCameron pic.twitter.com/WCMCm2YkPD

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) December 31, 2022

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https://instagr.am/p/CPoTOuxBSFl
6956, that last official visits recruiting weekend in january may also include a couple of highly targeted pwo's too

yeah there's a fiesty young cougar that maybe don't wanna go to a **** academic school just to play football when he can legit compete for a scholly at the #1 ranked public university in the world while the fam drives to berkeley in under 30 minutes on gamedays

and what schulzy wouldn't wanna catch tight spirals from redwood's brady weingart at stinson beach during the summer playa only practices?

there is also north bay offensive lineman with a shocky like gpa & jake curhan size that would be like adding a vegetarian big mac to the shopping basket at whole foods along with currently committed pwo 6'4" 280 lbs tyler murphy from acalanes as powerful additions to coach bloesch's cal's monster offensive line

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upcoming preferred walk on official visits weekend (january 28th/29th):

this is an important weekend for closing on high upside uncommitted walk on true student athlete talent for the california golden bears football program

what complicates these decisions to visit (or not) berkeley is that pwo candidates are starting to reel in actionable offers right now from schools such as cornell, cal poly & san jose state

what's more important, a scholly from a plan b school or start as a pwo with a legit opportunity to earn a football scholly from the #1 ranked public school in the world?

yeah ashtyn davis made the right move: walked on in berkeley, earned a football scholly & a diploma, heard his named called at the national football league draft & now a standout for the new york jets and with a berkeley degree can transition to wall street or whatever he wants to do after football is over, his future possibilities are literally unlimited

don't be a dumb azz#

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https://instagr.am/p/CPoTOuxBSFl
6956, that last official visits recruiting weekend in january may also include a couple of highly targeted pwo's too

yeah there's a fiesty young cougar that maybe don't wanna go to a **** academic school just to play football when he can legit compete for a scholly at the #1 ranked public university in the world while the fam drives to berkeley in under 30 minutes on gamedays

and what schulzy wouldn't wanna catch tight spirals from redwood's brady weingart at stinson beach during the summer playa only practices?

there is also north bay offensive lineman with a shocky like gpa & jake curhan size that would be like adding a vegetarian big mac to the shopping basket at whole foods along with currently committed pwo 6'4" 280 lbs tyler murphy from acalanes as powerful additions to coach bloesch's cal's monster offensive line

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https://instagr.am/p/B_bM0uansIQ
upcoming preferred walk on official visits weekend (january 28th/29th):

this is an important weekend for closing on high upside uncommitted walk on true student athlete talent for the california golden bears football program

what complicates these decisions to visit (or not) berkeley is that pwo candidates are starting to reel in actionable offers right now from schools such as cornell, cal poly & san jose state

what's more important, a scholly from a plan b school or start as a pwo with a legit opportunity to earn a football scholly from the #1 ranked public school in the world?

yeah ashtyn davis made the right move: walked on in berkeley, earned a football scholly & a diploma, heard his named called at the national football league draft & now a standout for the new york jets and with a berkeley degree can transition to wall street or whatever he wants to do after football is over, his future possibilities are literally unlimited

don't be a dumb azz#

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Cornell doesn't give football scholarships.

Could be a VERY interesting Monday Q at the Farmers. Its currently 45 degrees and the winds are WHIPPING. pic.twitter.com/pjsBzYSFoZ

— Monday Q Info (@acaseofthegolf1) January 23, 2023

brutal monday qualifier weather in murietta but keep in mind that the nation's #1 ranked junior & cal signee eric lee (8:21 am tee time this morning) of fullerton played his way into the quarterfinals of the 2022 united states junior amateur at the windy as **** bandon dunes last summer, he got the ability to flight and control the trajectory of his shots

keep in mind, not only do the low 4 scorers today qualify for the pga tournament that starts at torrey pines on wednesday but more importantly eric got the possibility of being coached by up the monster in his gallery which is the golfing equivalent of receiving an invitation to compete in the masters or a free top dog or something

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https://instagr.am/p/CPoTOuxBSFl
6956, that last official visits recruiting weekend in january may also include a couple of highly targeted pwo's too

yeah there's a fiesty young cougar that maybe don't wanna go to a **** academic school just to play football when he can legit compete for a scholly at the #1 ranked public university in the world while the fam drives to berkeley in under 30 minutes on gamedays

and what schulzy wouldn't wanna catch tight spirals from redwood's brady weingart at stinson beach during the summer playa only practices?

there is also north bay offensive lineman with a shocky like gpa & jake curhan size that would be like adding a vegetarian big mac to the shopping basket at whole foods along with currently committed pwo 6'4" 280 lbs tyler murphy from acalanes as powerful additions to coach bloesch's cal's monster offensive line

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https://instagr.am/p/B_bM0uansIQ
upcoming preferred walk on official visits weekend (january 28th/29th):

this is an important weekend for closing on high upside uncommitted walk on true student athlete talent for the california golden bears football program

what complicates these decisions to visit (or not) berkeley is that pwo candidates are starting to reel in actionable offers right now from schools such as cornell, cal poly & san jose state

what's more important, a scholly from a plan b school or start as a pwo with a legit opportunity to earn a football scholly from the #1 ranked public school in the world?

yeah ashtyn davis made the right move: walked on in berkeley, earned a football scholly & a diploma, heard his named called at the national football league draft & now a standout for the new york jets and with a berkeley degree can transition to wall street or whatever he wants to do after football is over, his future possibilities are literally unlimited

don't be a dumb azz#

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Cornell doesn't give football scholarships.

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They can help with academic scholarships though, which could amount to a full ride.

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Cornell doesn't give football scholarships.

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special agent 003, ur 100% correct, the ivy league only offers financial assistance strictly on a needs basis which means that those from families with professional employed parent(s) will be paying $80,000-$90,000 a year for 4 years in order for their son to earn a degree

but make no mistake about it former walk on ashtyn davis is one of the most likable & remarkable california golden bears of all time, this is why there are fans that show up on gamedays at memorial stadium to celebrate their stories often against staggering odds

do NOT watch this video if ur afraid to catch feelings and/or if ur emotionally available, ok?

ashtyn's dad missed his b-day by a few days but gets points for going to rehab

shout out to former pasatiempo high school quarterback & future berkeley athletic director (once the con artist is walked to his car) andrew mcgraw for making this happen



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked PUBLIC university in the world (which is inclusive for basically anybody who got a great gpa & academic ambition, good hair is always a plus but not mandatory)

high schooler eric lee not gonna be playing at torrey pines this wednesday with shocky in his gallery after an opening front nine score of a +6 42

and that's ok, max & colin need the monster's help more anyways

stormin' the 18th green/pond jump (nbc national audience)#

welcome 5'9' guard lulu laditan-twidale from queensland australia to the cal women's basketball team

yeah, this is an outstanding social media message & make no mistake about it lulu got great hair & good hops

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including down under)

https://instagr.am/p/CnsfU6Uy5-N

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https://instagr.am/p/CnpPIUWp3HY
2023 san diego farmers open pga tournament update (wed-sat next week):

tomorrow's monday qualifying tournament of 75 players for 4 spots is at bear creek (a penal nicklaus design in murrietta, home of tj session) will include future bear current high schooler eric lee (the #1 ranked player in the 2023 class) & former bear bennett doyle

who will be at torrey pines this week?

colin morikawa-ranked #8 in the world, the new husband

max homa-ranked #16 in the world, the new dad

byeong hun an-currently en fuego 12 under par entering into today's final round in coachella

michael kim-huge local knowledge this week for the torrey pines high school grad

james hahn-game & health (sore neck) has gone south since his move from north scottsdale (grayhawk) to texas hill country

shocky & brian driscoll-the duo will be robbing gas stations as the monster helps the offensive guard with future felony convictions move his attitude from la jolla to national city (plz note that this is being done with 100% approval from coach bloesch & all financial proceeds donated to socially responsible charitites) plus shocky gotta check out potential coastal rehearsal dinner restaurants (any suggestions would be appreciated) for his son's october 28th wedding that got entrees for under 5 bucks per head

what will happen if a california golden bear wins this week?

shocky will storm the par 5 18th green, congratulate his fellow golden bear & then gracefully cannonball dive into the pond fronting the green in front of nbc's national tv audience while relentlessly screaming "go bears, cal's monster class forevah"

yeah it's gonna be the summer of love this week at black's beach

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🚨 Groups have been announced for the Farmers Insurance Open!

⏰ Round 1 - 12:30 PM ET, 9:30 AM local
R2 - 1:30 PM ET, 10:30 AM local

Playing with Homa and Zalatoris 🎯🎯

Let's have a strong week!

— Morikawa Tracker (@MorikawaTracker) January 23, 2023

outstanding news, the pga in recognition of the fact that me, driscoll & t grizzly (he wanted in 2 states, can't move wrong) got busy schedules with **** going on have paired max & colin for the first 2 rounds wednesday & thursday to make gallery watching bearable particularly if brian not putting 91 in the tank



follow her on instagram#

New week, new opportunity 👊#GoBears pic.twitter.com/EDSzOJF4a9

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) January 24, 2023

Blessed to be a part of the Bulldog Family 🐶 #dawgs https://t.co/bRi5ppaNMY

— Ben Hawk Schrider (@coach_schrider) January 23, 2023

the hawk has landed (future cal assistant coach monster watch)#

The video that NASA does not want you to see! pic.twitter.com/6KnxQhHOTi

— Figen (@TheFigen_) January 21, 2023

"ahrrrrrr, shocky is never gonna find his yoga mat now"

https://instagr.am/p/CnsnqhfPw-t
cal's monster offensive line (loose ends)#

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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

the #1 prospect on the staff's 2024 offensive line board 6'6" 270 lbs manasse itete from the republic of congo & modesto christian is gonna visit berkeley today, this is the fastest rising offensive line prospect in the united states of america, this is a very important recruiting development in berkeley

I’ll be at @CalFootball on Tuesday @BrandonHuffman @adamgorney @MohrRecruiting @JeremyO_Johnson @SWiltfong247 @247Sports @_Vc_209 @pastorgrimshaw @MWCherrington @Angus_McClure @PrepRedzone @PrepRedzoneCA @5StarScouting @TopPreps @FootballRecruit pic.twitter.com/ndmsWQ0F66

— MANASSE ITETE 4⭐️🇺🇸🇨🇩 (@manasse_itete) October 3, 2022

listen to the crusaders head football coach jerry grimshaw describe manasse as "a dancing bear" on the field



yeah manasse itete is absolutely ******* unforgettable



the university of california, berkeley=#3 ranked university in the united states of america (including africa)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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Bless to be re-offer by @CalFootball thank you @MikeBloesch @CoachToler @BrandonHuffman @GregBiggins @GHoward_Scout @PGregorian @JeremyO_Johnson @ChadSimmons_ @shaynep_media @SWiltfong247 @adamgorney @PrepRedzoneCA @PrepRedzone @NP_Recruiting @MattPrehm @_Vc_209 pic.twitter.com/yZj9m8jL0J

— MANASSE ITETE 4⭐️🇺🇸🇨🇩 (@manasse_itete) January 23, 2023

Shocky1 said:

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Shocky1 said:

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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

the #1 prospect on the staff's 2024 offensive line board 6'6" 270 lbs manasse itete from the republic of congo & modesto christian is gonna visit berkeley today, this is the fastest rising offensive line prospect in the united states of america, this is a very important recruiting development in berkeley

I’ll be at @CalFootball on Tuesday @BrandonHuffman @adamgorney @MohrRecruiting @JeremyO_Johnson @SWiltfong247 @247Sports @_Vc_209 @pastorgrimshaw @MWCherrington @Angus_McClure @PrepRedzone @PrepRedzoneCA @5StarScouting @TopPreps @FootballRecruit pic.twitter.com/ndmsWQ0F66

— MANASSE ITETE 4⭐️🇺🇸🇨🇩 (@manasse_itete) October 3, 2022

listen to the crusaders head football coach jerry grimshaw describe manasse as "a dancing bear" on the field



yeah manasse itete is absolutely ******* unforgettable



the university of california, berkeley=#3 ranked university in the united states of america (including africa)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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Bless to be re-offer by @CalFootball thank you @MikeBloesch @CoachToler @BrandonHuffman @GregBiggins @GHoward_Scout @PGregorian @JeremyO_Johnson @ChadSimmons_ @shaynep_media @SWiltfong247 @adamgorney @PrepRedzoneCA @PrepRedzone @NP_Recruiting @MattPrehm @_Vc_209 pic.twitter.com/yZj9m8jL0J

— MANASSE ITETE 4⭐️🇺🇸🇨🇩 (@manasse_itete) January 23, 2023

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Itete is a very high ceiling guy. Terrific size and athleticism. He could be a tremendous LT at the college level. I am sure he is a Cal priority. Very likely a top 5 OL recruit in the west. He will be heavily recruited by Cal's major western competitors.

Would be a major recruiting win if they can land him. But will have multiple high end P5 offers.

6956, a potential factor in this recruitment is that the high gpa manasse has lived while attending modesto christian (current nba scout/former bears sharpshooter/future cal assistant coach when joe pasternak is hired richard midgley still got deep connections to the school after leading the crusaders to state championship games in hoops) with the wonderfully loving phillips family

despite also being a high gpa #1 ranked player in nor cal jamari phillips never even considered heading to berkeley to play for mark fox

yeah all roads lead once again back to the con artist, he's kinda like stds that are untreatable thru 2029

Do we have @maxhoma23 all wrong? It’s possible. He’s GOLF’s January cover star — and @dylan_dethier tells his story here: https://t.co/j4bt0FUqxT

Presented by @Fortinet pic.twitter.com/2JjA9Pp1u2

— GOLF.com (@GOLF_com) January 17, 2023

excerpt from the article: "The inspiration for my fabulously popular twitter account is cal's monster class which taught me that combining Berkeley as the #1 ranked public university in the world with the clear message of don't being a dumb azz is a successful branding formula for creating an energized fanbase. Thank you Shocky!"

-Max Homa

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Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/CPoTOuxBSFl
6956, that last official visits recruiting weekend in january may also include a couple of highly targeted pwo's too

yeah there's a fiesty young cougar that maybe don't wanna go to a **** academic school just to play football when he can legit compete for a scholly at the #1 ranked public university in the world while the fam drives to berkeley in under 30 minutes on gamedays

and what schulzy wouldn't wanna catch tight spirals from redwood's brady weingart at stinson beach during the summer playa only practices?

there is also north bay offensive lineman with a shocky like gpa & jake curhan size that would be like adding a vegetarian big mac to the shopping basket at whole foods along with currently committed pwo 6'4" 280 lbs tyler murphy from acalanes as powerful additions to coach bloesch's cal's monster offensive line

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https://instagr.am/p/B_bM0uansIQ
upcoming preferred walk on official visits weekend (january 28th/29th):

this is an important weekend for closing on high upside uncommitted walk on true student athlete talent for the california golden bears football program

what complicates these decisions to visit (or not) berkeley is that pwo candidates are starting to reel in actionable offers right now from schools such as cornell, cal poly & san jose state

what's more important, a scholly from a plan b school or start as a pwo with a legit opportunity to earn a football scholly from the #1 ranked public school in the world?

yeah ashtyn davis made the right move: walked on in berkeley, earned a football scholly & a diploma, heard his named called at the national football league draft & now a standout for the new york jets and with a berkeley degree can transition to wall street or whatever he wants to do after football is over, his future possibilities are literally unlimited

don't be a dumb azz#

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Cornell doesn't give football scholarships.

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They can help with academic scholarships though, which could amount to a full ride.

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Exactly

Shocky1 said:

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ωнєяє'ѕ нσмє???❤️ pic.twitter.com/uJJiSGhszH

— Marquis M. 6’5 210lb WR (@iamquis2x) January 21, 2023

where's home?...hopefully the wide receiver friendly program thx to coach toler at the #1 ranked public university in the world in the beautifully diverse san francisco bay area that got the closest flights for the fam back home on the islands & not the 4 academically **** schools located in truck stop towns that got freezing azz winters & that prepare its grads to eventually become security at the turtle bay resort on the ethereal north shore

marquis, u wanna pick a school that's gonna help you buy a house in diamond head, not guard it, got it?

life after football (50 year decision)#

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Cal Berkeley this weekend!!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/IKSnh67IsE

— Marquis M. 6’5 210lb WR (@iamquis2x) January 24, 2023

👀 pic.twitter.com/1QH3xkkN2U

— Martin 🥋 (@shiftymaartin) January 24, 2023

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

6'7" 335 lbs offensive tackle martin tine from east los angeles junior college & originally houston will be taking an official visit to berkeley this weekend...this is a grown azz man that can impose his will

2023 (@Elac_football) JUCO OL @shiftymaartin was offered by Western Kentucky @WKUFootball pic.twitter.com/dpxp0K4PVv

— JUCO Football Frenzy (@JUCOFFrenzy) January 21, 2023

martin is a spring grad & therefore will not be transferring to his new school until this summer, he got 3 years to play 2 seasons

tine definitely got a motor (check out his relentless pursuit tackle in the 1st clip) & the length and size to play at this level

https://www.hudl.com/profile/10370884/Martin-Tine

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including alief)

The GOOD life!!! About to be a great week in the BAY!!! Who’s next?? 👀#GoBears 🐻 pic.twitter.com/FRe19ouHLa

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) January 23, 2023

https://instagr.am/p/CieS_JKONah
what is the rustic caynon (the best architecture fun affordable golf course) of san diego?

that would be the par 65 wildly inclusive goat hill park in oceanside with combines width (no looking for lost golf balls) along with backboards, sideboards & trapdoors in a magical tight walkable routing that wuz a blast to play for the 1st time last evening

would give u driscoll's opinion too but he wuz busy casing the gas station next door

anyways max & colin tee off together this morning at 9:30 am on the torrey pines north course (they play both courses the 1st 2 days before moving over to only the us open calibre difficulty south for the final 2 rounds) & yeah they need the monster coaching them up to ensure some low pga scores today

Evergreen tweet https://t.co/tEKqQh1xhN

— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) January 9, 2023

cal is a golf & doggy school#

https://instagr.am/p/BxBiPA3hO9M
cal is a curvy brunette yoga female school (don't be a dumb azz, much better to be a tight azz)#

Torrey trick shots 😎 @Tisha_Alyn 🤝 @BeauHossler pic.twitter.com/1eLZTIS0Ff

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 24, 2023

this is a practice drill ima gonna be working with both max & colin on during our pre round warm up work sessions this morning

no rest for the monster (coaching/mentoring is a 24/7/365 deal, no joke)#

Wednesday start @FarmersInsOpen? Yes please 😎 pic.twitter.com/aGib60GqI1

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 25, 2023

shocky's monster farmer's open 1st round update:

so the monster shows up early this morning at the free parking lot south of torrey pines which is adjacent to the 11th hole of the south course...the yellow jacket security guy tells me i gotta turn around & go back to the del mar fairgrounds (which is 10 miles away) & take the shuttle bus back to the tournament (this whole rendezvous could take an hour or two), and that "there aren't any more parking space available for golf fans"...the monster knows what's going on so tells him thru my shades "brah, ima the 17th ranked paraglider in the world, coming in from maui for a drift this morning"...mr yellow jacket nods & then waves me thru while he turns around the 100 cars behind me

max & colin are playing together (their caddies jj & joe chat with each other like old friends) with the 3rd being will zalatoris (originally from san francisco, attended wake forest), the monster asks will while they are waiting for a green to clear on a par 3 "hey will, what's your gpa, do you think you could've cleared berkeley admissions?" which gets funny smirks from homa & morikawa & a kinda laughing head shake from zalatoris

Near perfection from @Collin_Morikawa 🤌 pic.twitter.com/LvxmTGqyg8

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 25, 2023

colin morikawa's game is in a great place right now after a 5 under par 67...his patented fade is back after taking a hiatus last season & the game's best shotmaking iron player knocks multiple irons close to the hole...the glue to the round comes early (they teed off on the par 5 10th hole which colin's 15 putt eagle putt narrowly misses for a tap in opening birdie) on the par 4 11th hole...after driving it in the thick rough this week he hits his 2nd 50 yards short of the green into a bunker, basically it's the same shot he had on the 14th hole at kapalua 2 weeks ago which he skulled over the green to start his 3 hole bogey streak to lose the tournament...this time colin plays it back in his stance & plays a low trajectoryry bunker shot to within 12 feet & then drains the par putt...and yeah his shirt is not pink, it's fuschia

One hop and 𝙖𝙡𝙢𝙤𝙨𝙩 in!

@MaxHoma23 nearly dunked it @FarmersInsOpen. pic.twitter.com/QtLerI5erw

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) January 25, 2023

max homa wears his usual beloved dodgers blue outfit, not as good a fashionista look at colin...anyways his mark blackburn rebuilt swing is timeless poetry thru the ball, he could win his 1st major championship this year...his 4 under par 68 looks almost easy, his only minor mistakes today are blocking a drive or two to the right & also getting short sided on his final 2 par 5s which results in pars...max says a very potty potty bad word that rhymes with gift after the first par 5 par

walked the first couple holes with the affable tin who reps a cal hat, he's one of the probably thousand readers of the monster that i've met thru the years who reads but don't post on this site



walk most of the back nine with former cal wide receiver (#85) & fan favorite vinny strang...after earning his berkeley degree vinny played arena ball (he got blown up a couple times playing defensive back in the league's playing both offense & defense requirement) & currently lives in oceanside while working for taylor made golf...strang told me that if nfl rosters were larger that there might be a room for a guy like him who wuz basically unstoppable in the red zone hiding behind cal's monster offensive line & then utilizing his 4.4 40 speed to catch short touchdown pitches from aaron rodgers (who plays golf on a regular basis with max in north scottsdale)...vinny (coach wilcox wuz the linebacker coach during his time in berkeley & coached him up in an all star game in japan with justin growling like a bear after a few sakes) tole me when he played for the bears he wuz a legit 5'6" 142 lbs, luv this guy

walked the entire round with max's dad john homa who is an acting coach in north hollywood...he coached up denise richards in wild things which is arguably the most erotic movie of all time...we talked about a million things which mostly can't be shared here but will share this one story

max shoots a course record 61 at los angeles country club's north course (which makes him one of the early favorites for this summer's upcoming us open in beverly hills) to win the pac 12 individual title back in the day & the following conversation ensues during the trophy presentation:

ucla coach (host school, handing max the trophy): how did i not successfully recruit you to ucla?

max homa (childhood dream school wuz ucla): you stopped returning my calls

the con artist is already dropping hints to donors at the oregon state game that chancellor christ is not gonna give him the millions necessary to buy out mark fox & therefore there's zero chance this might happen unless donors 100% fund the buyout which is very unlikely

even tho it wuz knowlton's stunning decision to extend fox's contract from 2024 to 2025 without consulting anybody, he is refusing to use athletic department dollars for this buyout as this could impact the funding for his $1,300,000+ annual salary & his olympic sports empire of dirt