𝑭𝑼𝑳𝑳 𝑷𝑨𝑫𝑺 🔛💥#GoBears pic.twitter.com/e28T8l8zL3

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 21, 2023

**** get real#

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/B8FaO5vHD-f
6956, ur not a dumb azz, it is also true that shocky is not a dumb azz either now that he know how to use bold print cuz its fun

the reality is that thx to the negative forces that have almost destroyed the magic of cal basketrball, the program is at an existential point after a 3-29 season & the few remaining season tix holders/donors almost ready to throw in the towel which means the program is at a breaking point particularly with markeisha everett's failed leadership in not offering free tixs to students like san diego state which is investing in the future (a hardcore fan base)

so the bears need to win next season, can we agree upon that?

if the bears start a walk on at point guard they will lose 25+ games

if the bears start devin askew at point guard they will lose 20+ games...askew got innate scoring skills but distributing don't come naturally to him, he will flourish next season in berkeley with a 100% healthy body (needs to become more bouncy & quick twitch, he moved last season kinda like a granite statue on valium) as a starter at the 2 with a 15+ ppg, there's a reason coach cal recruited him to kentucky outta high school

and no there are/will be zero point guards they got even half the 1 skills of ajay mitchell...he made 20+ passes yesterday in to tight windows, it wuz absolutely unreal...ajay got 2 years of remaining eligibility, as bad as the record wuz last season this is not a total rebuild so a winning record & maybe the magic of cal basketball will shine brite in a couple of months from now when the 2023/2024 season tips off

so joe pasternack is the best opportunity to win right now, not in a couple of years from now

very impressed with amir abdur rahim, he's articulate, passionate & proven himself with his remarkable turnaround at kennesaw state...my questions to amir would include his strategy at point guard for the upcoming season & also aau/west coast recruiting connections?...does he got a relationship with ryan silver to ensure the commitments of sharpshooter rodney brown & devin curtis?...will be bring jabri abdur rahim (moms dee dee grew up in oakland/berkeley grad) to the bay?

https://instagr.am/p/CnxXL5tPffO
amir would bring energy back to the cal basketball program, shareef would finally be invested in the program as would my yoga buddy jaylen brown whose next contract will be the nba max $290,000,000+...raising nil & practice facility dollars would be a real thing

can u imagine jaylen brown calling up a high school mcdonalds all american with a strong gpa & telling him why berkeley is the best place to build ur brand as an intellectual & also do u wanna be nil endorsed by me for my new clothing line 7uiceshops.com?

https://instagr.am/p/CpyhrAQMeWd

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cal basketball head coach search update:

the con artist ****** up again

and that's why the search is now on criminal dana altman watch:

1) when will the ducks basketball season end?...oregon is currently playing wisconsin in eugene in the nit invitational, if the ducks win they will play again in the semifinals on march 28th & potentially the finals on march 30th at the orleans arena in las vegas for the nit championship
https://www.espn.com/mens-college-basketball/scoreboard/_/seasontype/3/group/98

2) will criminal dana altman retire after the ducks final game?...his current total compensation is north of $4,000,000+

3) will oregon's athletic director extend an actionable offer to joe pasternack at that point?

4) will joe & lindsay pasternack accept the multi million dollar annual lottery payout?...my sense is that they will accept the windfall

reality is that knowlton should've (starting with failing to hire dennis gates & never extending mark fox thereby obligating cal to $3,000,000+ in total buyouts) fired fox months ago & extended a back channel offer to joe thru roxy with the understanding that it would be accepted & made public minutes after santa barbara's final game of the season

but the con artist is not a deal maker (other than for himself) & the moment has mostly passed

if joe becomes the next oregon basketball coach, then mark my words that ajay mitchell will be the pac 12 mvp of the 2023/2024 season

so wut now?

amir abdur rahim interviewed today & is by far & away the best option that is realistically on the table...if jaylen brown will be the face of cal basketball recruiting & shareef mentors his brother with assembling a young staff that can recruit prospects with the necessary ambition to succeed in berkeley, then this could be a MONSTER hire

amir would need to find a true point guard in the transfer portal (along with encouraging joel brown to rejoin his teammates) to avoid an abysmal upcoming season but the #1 immediate priority would be locking down the commitment of sharpshooter rodney brown (the cal player comparison is alan crabbe)...momentum can be gained by recruiting as the only black head coach in basketball in the pac 12

as for the rest of the candidates, if the con artist goes in that direction they you might as well just lock the front door of the cal basketball offices & reallocate the over scheduled haas pavilion basketball times for the con artist's new non revenue quidditch program

Left everything out there.#BONE | #HootyHoo 🦉🏀 pic.twitter.com/FsJNgsZ5tz

— Kennesaw State MBB (@KSUOWLSMBB) March 19, 2023

the struggle that must be#

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Too bad Jabri has already transferred once. Given he hasn't started at Georgia, maybe he transfers to Cal to work out for a year, play for uncle Amir and make his mom and dad happy by getting a Cal degree?

dee dee grew up in oakland & got a berkeley degree

took her a husband kinda longer to get his diploma in sociology & a 3.8 gpa (shocky knows everybody's gpa) from the #1 ranked public university in the world

jaylen, when u gonna start reading college textbooks & **** like that too?

cal family#

nit invitational

wisconsin badgers 61

oregon ducks 58

is this the end of the road for criminal dana altman???

what is the greatest interview in the history of cal football???

listen to the above video with mi amigo fernando mendoza from biscayne bay where the cuban gentlemen sleep all day

not gonna lie to you, if u tole me there wuz a fernando premium channel with interviews with him telling us about hole in the wall donut places in berkeley, etc., then the monster would be a premium subscriber



camila cabello's boyfriend (wanna be a haas biz school grad like shocky)#

Altman went scorched earth after UO's loss tonight.

Dana Altman didn't pull any punches during his postgame presser. Called it "embarrassing" that Oregon had just 3,300 fans in attendance on Tuesday.

“If It’s me, then make the (coaching) change. Make the change. Somebody will hire me somewhere. I’ll go coach junior college ball." pic.twitter.com/039Wey0UMN

— Jarrid Denney (@jarrid_denney) March 22, 2023

What is Pasterneks connection to Oregon?

51, chancellor christ has already issued a vote of "no confidence" for her athletic director by excluding him from the pac 12 conference discussions & ucla board of regents meetings and more importantly by initiating the investigation into the potential cover up/disregarding the mckeever suicidal swimmer's concerns which would allow her to terminate the con artist & his #2 worthless bureaucrat jennifer simon-o'neil for cause without any costly buy outs

nv78, criminal dana altman turns 65 this june, rumours of his retirement are circulating according to my eugene country club buddy...oregon would hire joe pasternack because he's arguably the best mid major coach in the nation & also because the duck's point guard will richardson (12.2 ppg & 5.1 apg) is outta eligibility & the fact that ajay mitchell would be a legit pac 12 player of the year in the 2023/2024 season whether it be for the ducks or the bears

philbert, good catch, those are some weird comments from an almost 65 year old guy contemplating retirement...but let's be very clear here, criminal dana altman has never been classy & is an absolute piece of **** as a human being
https://bearinsider.com/forums/8/topics/28431/94

big c, stan johnson would be more attractive if his star point guard cam shelton (21.4 ppg & 4.3 apg) wuz not outta eligibility...if he's hired the potential for losing 40-50 games during the next 2 seasons is a legit possibility, hard pass even tho he's way better than all the old as **** white guys that knowlton is hitting up for hinge dates

tequila, literally every hire by the con artist whether it be coaches or more worthless bureaucrats like his cfo tom lowry or marketing director markeisha everett has been an absolute disaster, the fact that this site has failed to transparently interview him (or publicly call him out if he tries to play dodge ball with an interview) is 100% embarazzing too

NVBear78 said:

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What is Pasterneks connection to Oregon?

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potentially $3,000,000+ annual compensation & the best practice facility in the pac 12

https://instagr.am/p/CatISrqMQdS
monster sales pitch to mcdonalds all americans:

7uice nil endorsement deal from future nba supermax $290,000,000+ contracted jaylen brown while playing for championships on the left coast while building your intellectual hoops brand at the #1 ranked public university in the world

https://instagr.am/p/Bab4_3kgIyo

@CoachToler thinking he might have to lace his cleats back up 👀

Love the excitement surrounding @CalFootball about their new Seeker, the standard is changing 😤 #GoBears @_coachbee1 @CoachAT23 @MWCherrington @Jdhunter_3 @monroeyoung11 @AndersonMavin @tommychristakos… pic.twitter.com/960eBV7wI2

— Monarc (@MonarcSport) March 21, 2023

soft hands#

6956, agreed that all oregon coaches serve at the pleasure of the whale donor without any academic accountability...the ducks gotta a commitment this weekend from guard jardian tracey (2.53 gpa) from florida southwestern junior college which suggests criminal dana altman is still invested in hiring & firing players just like they do in the g league

asu just extended bobby hurley (very passionate golfer at silverleaf) for 2 more seasons in tempe & tommy lloyd is locked in tuscon, more & more it's clear than berkeley is the best future home from the pasternack family

but with the con artist making personnel/revenue sports decisions just about anything is possible

https://instagr.am/p/CjZO43VtklE
andrew mcgraw for athletic director#

🤝 @MaxHoma23 is all business @DellMatchPlay.

Even with his wife 😂 pic.twitter.com/G0MFR3iWwR

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) March 21, 2023

mr. romance giving wife lacey a firm handshake & then when called out max giving her a bro shoulder hug

whatever happened to fist bumping or tongue kissing or azz grabbing?#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked school in the world for producing dream husbands

The day after, Altman says he wants to return.

Oregon basketball coach Dana Altman was fuming on Tuesday night. A day later, he told me, "I was mad at the world."

Altman isn't leaving Oregon.

Column: https://t.co/8aVn5XtS26

— John Canzano (@johncanzanobft) March 22, 2023

Shocky1 said:

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philbert, thx for the good news, ajay mitchell not gonna wear ugly azz green season

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There is logic to Pasternak to Cal. There is no logic to Pasternak to Oregon other than using Oregon to get Cal to move or get more money from Cal. Worked for Wilcox, but he is an Oregon alum so it was plausible (still another really stupid decision by Knowlton).

My guess is that if Oregon/Knight wants to replace Altman, it will be with a bigger name coach than Pasternack. Oregon doesn't want a "hard working up and comer who can handle UC academics and help motivate donors" Oregon has its donor and wants to make a splash. Oregon wants to get into the B1G.

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calumnus said:

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Shocky1 said:

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philbert, thx for the good news, ajay mitchell not gonna wear ugly azz green season

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There is logic to Pasternak to Cal. There is no logic to Pasternak to Oregon other than using Oregon to get Cal to move or get more money from Cal. Worked for Wilcox, but he is an Oregon alum so it was plausible (still another really stupid decision by Knowlton).

My guess is that if Oregon/Knight wants to replace Altman, it will be with a bigger name coach than Pasternack. Oregon doesn't want a "hard working up and comer who can handle UC academics and help motivate donors" Oregon has its donor and wants to make a splash. Oregon wants to get into the B1G.

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I think as time goes on, Pasternak will have offers especially for west coast openings, due to his age, the programs he was with, the west coast recruiting ability, and the fact that he was able to elevate a mid-major as a head coach. Not a lot of guys around with his resume. I'm not sure he would be favored at Oregon, but he would get an interview. As far as I know he probably is the top available talent resume wise on the west coast (not including retreads).

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Yes, but as in their football hires, Oregon gives little weight to "West Coast ties." If they take a west coast guy they throw a lot of cash at Oregon alum Mark Few (who "only" makes $1.37 million) but is 60 and might want a final (bigger) payday heading into retirement.

If Pasternack does not get the Cal job (must be the odds on favorite?), Pasternack definitely would be a candidate to move up to one of the better paying WCC or MWC jobs (but probably better off racking up 20 win seasons in the Big West living with an ocean view) or maybe Oregon State?

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Practice today, worked out with the ASU long snappers
Hang times:

5.08

4.89

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— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) March 9, 2023

coach tink=man of action (1st day out, rikki don't lose that #)

Had an amazing experience visiting @UMichFootball thank you @JTBrown721 @JayHarbaugh @Boso29 #GoBlue @steverausch17 @CoachDitmore @contratto97 @hzfbfamily @HHSathleticsAZ @gridironarizona @MaxPreps @PVUSDATHLETICS pic.twitter.com/RFtc0CuWTK

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) March 10, 2023

the wrong blue n gold (in the freezing azz midwest)#

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Welcome to Berkeley @CoachTinkFB! ☀️#GoBears pic.twitter.com/ejvurUXDX0

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) March 22, 2023

the start of beautiful friendships (the next bryan anger matters)#