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8:39p, 4/14/23


california golden bears spring ball practice #14 update:

watching multiple pre game offensive line warm ups from feet away in the north end zone at memorial stadium last season it wuz concerning how the former o-line coach's comments were usually about effort & a lotta "attaboys," not a lotta technical teaching moments re: hand placement, etc...it's striking the difference in the last 20 seconds of this video how animated with his hands on instruction the attention to detail by coach bloesch whose built a reputation as an outstanding developer of talent

cal's monster offensive line (will be on display tomorrow)#

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4:47a, 4/15/23
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nice pennant collection on the wall (timberwolves win in the nba playoffs play in game)#
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5:14a, 4/15/23
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the long walk home (to the lair of the bear)#
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5:23a, 4/15/23

what is the most fun cal's women's athletic team to follow?

that would be the nationally ranked cal's softball team led by insane energy player's coach chelsea spencer, wut high gpa prospect wouldn't wanna be part of that ****?


bears win the road opener in las vegas last nite with true freshie elon butler hitting a bomb to the strip, gotta love the home run celebration tunnel after dingers

yeah sports r just a ******* game at the end of the day & player's coaches know that special teams play with relentless intensity & team bonding happiness that extends with love further afar from planet earth

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this is cal athletics#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
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7:27a, 4/15/23

cal's monster offensive line unofficial visit:

6'4" 275 lbs 80' wingspan 3.5 gpa at citrus valley hs offensive tackle jerniah thurston#

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10:01a, 4/15/23

seminal moment in colin morikawa's 2023 pga season

accepted a last minute invitation to play in the 1st group this sunday morning at congaree golf club (arguably tom fazio's best design, much more edgy & natural looking with its sandy waste areas that most of his artificial formulaic work) which is an augusta national like enclave so flew to south carolina after nooner modern yoga yesterday

so decided to make the quick drive over to hilton head this morning & walk with colin morikawa in one of the 1st groups out (max homa missed the cut/james hahn made the cut)

morikawa is striping the ball as usual (he's arguably the best ball iron player on planet earth) & makes 3 early round birdies..but then his putting stroke (conventional, both hands on the grip) goes to **** again...he misses short par putts on the par 3 7th, the par 4 8th & a birdie putt on the 9th...he's visibly frustrated

then on the 10th green its goes from breaking bad to worser on a unphill left edge 10 footer as morikawa shoves the ball to the right & misses by 2+ feet...the small gallery is absolutely quiet, **** be real

so colin on the 12th green decides to revert back to the claw saw grip (stroke looks less flippy) which won the british open...he then drains 4 birdie putts in succession with shocky's roars of "go bears" echoing thru the swirling lowcounty pines, each one literally going in at the absolute center of the hole en route to a 66, colin is smiling again with a bounce in his step

morikawa (who is also an animal advocate/activist with his new wife kat) kinda played his way back into contention but way more importantly colin has found the something special he needs with his putting to springboard the ball striking haas biz ad major into potentially competing for the next 3 major championships

yeah sometimes u gotta embrace change, the future is unknowable to all of us

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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:00a, 4/15/23
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line unofficial visit:

6'4" 275 lbs 80' wingspan 3.5 gpa at citrus valley hs offensive tackle jerniah thurston#

80 foot wingspan! Forget oline--recruit that guy to block kicks!
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12:46p, 4/15/23
umunhum=visionary future nfl special teams coach/current assistant to coach tink
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12:48p, 4/15/23

the nfl path for the takers goes thru berkeley & the unlicensed cali law firm of brown, watson & brown

if u don't like my opinions, sue me, shocky got good representation

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don't be a dumb azz (cal is the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:54p, 4/15/23
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juarez, is oski gonna fail to graduate again this academic year?...is "glory road" one of hollywood's greatest sport movies of all time along with "remember the titans?"

yeah this is a done deal, patrick will be a grad transfer with 1 year of eligibility after earning a criminal justice diploma at san diego state

the portal reopens saturday, expect announcements from the mcmorris family thereafter

with injuries last season the defensive backfield wuz exposed, nohl williams has been a lockdown cornerback this spring outta the portal, now patrick mcmorris is gonna join the takers led by lu magia hearns

yeah the disbarred cali law firm of brown, watson & brown are en fuego

pat got juice (let's ******* go)#
patrick mcmorris is now officially in the portal

the takers#
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1:29p, 4/15/23
"that would be the nationally ranked cal's football team led by insane energy player's coach chelsea spencer, wut high gpa prospect wouldn't wanna be part of that ****?
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1:50p, 4/15/23
ursine, if u told me u wuz the editor in chief of proofreading for the wall street journal/professor emeritus for the berkeley school of journalism i would believe in u



shocky is a dumb azz (mr spieker is not amused, sit the **** down)
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2:09p, 4/15/23


cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

in evaluating player athleticism & academic achievement along with king of the hill coach bloesch's ties to texas in his quest to reconstruct the cali candy azz soft o-line into a lone star state smash mouth operation, the #1 targeted monster tackle in the transfer portal is the houston friend & teammate of cam' ron johnson (on an official this weekend to missouri) 6'5" 285 lbs trevonte sylvester from breaux bridge louisiana

sylvester played in all 12 cougar games this season (114 snaps, did not allow any sacks/qb hits in 16 opportunities) at left tackle as a redshirt freshman, he got 3 years of remaining eligibility...his mobility & violent finishing of plays stands out in his above video

trevonte is not a dumb azz, he earned american athletic conference all academic team honors

coordinating an official visit to the fantastic weather/ethnically diverse san francisco is the next step


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that want to create family generational wealth both on the football field & thru intellectual capitalism)
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2:20p, 4/15/23

the university of california, berkeley gotta satellite campus in houston for those students who prefer nasty azz humid as **** summers & freezing azz cold winters and r afraid of the pacific coast beaches (maybe they can't swim or something) & curvy brunette yoga females (clothes r for losers) that actually read book & **** like that

go coogs (to the left coast)#
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2:30p, 4/15/23
mark schroller (dad played o-line for the bruins back in the day) got offered today by ucla on his unofficial visit to westwood
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4:20p, 4/15/23

6'3" 230 lbs receiving threat tight end var'keyes gumms from north texas state offered within minutes of entering the portal by his former te coach plough

gumms set mean green tight records for receptions (34) & yards (458 yards), the current bears tight ends are not vertical threats in the passing game


but much importantly var'keyes wuz the homecoming king at dekaney high school in houston back in the day



var'keyes, if global warming continues the only creatures that are gonna still be living in houston in the summertime are them nasty blood sucking insects & **** like that



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the lone star state)
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4:51p, 4/15/23

speed kills#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:14p, 4/15/23
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line recruiting timeline update:

the transfer portal reopens this saturday april 15th & runs thru april 30th, trust me coach bloesch & coach saffell won't be going home for dinner after the spring game as they check out/review player video of offensive tackles entering the portal for potential o-line room improvement till the wee hours of the morning

a monster UNICORN at tackle in the portal would be a beautiful thing

take out nite (greasy food kills but so does a porous offensive line)#
what are the staff's top 3 priorities heading into the reopening of the transfer portal this saturday april 15th???

offensive tackle: cal's monster offensive line desperately needs a UNICORN impact tackle that can compete with starters brayden rohme & tj sessions...there are no proven tackles behind them, jc summer arrival martin tine is a wildcard

quarterback: coach spav is gonna be seeking a 3rd scholly qb for his room that got berkeley admissions credentials & multiple years of eligibility (a 1 year one & done is not the solution) and that's why if former cal commit (4.0 gpa) justyn martin decides to leave ucla then he will be arguably the top candidate...martin graduated from hs & is currently participating in his 2nd spring practice in westwood, if he enters the portal justyn will still have 4 years of eligibility

safety: with consummate team player hunter barth's move to inside linebacker permanent going forward, the unlicensed law firm of brown, watson & brown got a very thin (and old) room with only undisputed starter craig woodson at one spot and raymond woodie & myles williams sharing the 1s snaps at the other safety position



2023 transfer portal (lost in time)#
who will be the safety transferring into the cal football program that's referenced above?

https://instagr.am/p/Bxvm9FUnsp8
that would be san diego state's starting safety, 2nd leading tackler with 61 stops, a two time all mountain west selection & team captain 6' 210 lbs patrick mcmorris, the little bro of malik now with the cal football staff & hakim who is competes on the cal track team in the heptathlon/decathlon & earned 2nd team all american honors last season

this is a major acquisition for an already experienced & more violent 2023 defense

https://instagr.am/p/ClhNHPlSxrt
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including santa ana)

former silent commit patrick mcmorris is now publicly a california golden bear, the football program & specifically the takers just got significantly better today with the elite impact safety

it's a great day to be a bear#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:22p, 4/15/23
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:

right now the bears got 28 scholly departures (with more on the way):

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
ryan lange, guard...football retirement
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer
scholly math: right now the bears got 28 scholly departures, the monster prognostication is that the next 1 or 2 scholly reductions will come from coach toler's room

right now there are 27 PUBLIC scholly additions

it's probable there's gonna be 4 new commitments from the transfer portal/awarding of a scholly to a walk on prior to the 2023 season, 32 scholly departures & 32 scholly additions in compliance with the ncca max 85 scholly count
scholly roster math: at this exact moment there are 28 scholly departures & 28 new additions with the commitment of pat got juice

the monster does not share the insider's view that roommates mason mangum & tommy christakos will both be returning this fall, both are outstanding students (among the best in the program) & may seek future playing time in the portal as graduate transfers

keep in mind there can be no additions without an equal number of departures
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:25p, 4/15/23
Spavital has specifically mention Mangum with Starling so I would guess that he wants him back (healthy he would still be the fastest player on the team).
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8:29p, 4/15/23
wc, agreed that mason is a +1 athlete with unique world class speed
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8:37p, 4/15/23
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2023 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake class:

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 yucky blucky fruitcake signees to the class?

eastcoastcal, future whale donor (4.0 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 28 of these 2023 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

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don't forget to take the chicken out#

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9:37a, 4/16/23

whose ur brothers???



rip moms (lucy guerrero smiling at her sons, a moment of love, won't stop til its over)#

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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:18a, 4/16/23
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^ this is the most important official visit of the coach wilcox era, the upward trajectory of the program & the 2023 season is contingent upon cal's monster offensive line, cam'ron johnson is the UNICORN necessary for championship football in berkeley, california
cal's monster offensive line (without cindo who is gonna be 100% by denton) got their azzs handed to them at yesterday's spring game, coach bloesch is doing all the right things in their development but the s&c failures with respects to strength, bend, mobility & quick twitch movements resulted in offensive linemen getting knocked backwards at the point of attack

the UNICORN cam'ron johnson is visiting missouri & his old houston o-line coach brandon jones this weekend, next week he's gonna trip to usc & he's also scheduling official visits to both asu & colorado

the bears must find a way in this CRITICAL recruiting battle

kinda funny in a sad way how all the cal spring game reports by various sources absolutely fail to accurately report what's actual going on in the cal football program

the good, the bad & the ugly (shut up, shocky)#

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12:05p, 4/16/23
Will Justyn Martin enter the Portal and transfer to Cal? I understand he is sharing 2nd Team snaps w/Dante Moore and behind Ethan Garbers at UCLA...
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:34p, 4/16/23
Perhaps this is why we've learned to take the annual glowing reports of 'vast improvement' in the OL with a healthy grain of salt.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:37p, 4/16/23
They had one job this off season - fix the gdamn o-line. Fire Wilcox of this weakness plays out this season ... Keeping the s&c coach on too long.
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2:15p, 4/16/23

6'4" 205 lbs 2025 receiving threat meyer swinney from interlachen high school with the offer from coach toler

but will mad dog offer the double sport talent +1 lefty with hops?



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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:50p, 4/16/23
Shocky1 said:

former silent commit patrick mcmorris is now publicly a california golden bear, the football program & specifically the takers just got significantly better today with the elite impact safety

it's a great day to be a bear#
with the talented and experience group of Pac12 QBs, a top Safety is a huge get, especially after Daniel Scott graduated and off to the NFL

and Patrick's bro also thinks this is a good thing



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9:29p, 4/16/23

bears sweep unlv in their quest for a ncca tournament selection, have u ever seen 3 baserunners so close together in closing in on home plate within seconds of each other???

3rd base coach wuz probably daydreaming about the bellagio surf & turf buffet instead of directing traffic or something

rally caps (include gloves on head)#
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10:13p, 4/16/23


honestly not so sure wut's more fun, listening to my guy nando talk about cal football (and thanking everyone on planet earth) or a nite out at sexy fish in miami

still kinda upset my daughter shay picked denver law over miami law, ay caramba su padre no es feliz

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biscayne bay (where the cuban gentlemen sleep all day)#
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10:33p, 4/16/23
What a fabulous Cal Student Athlete!!!
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11:07p, 4/16/23
nv, think ur kinda confused or something, they not berkeley students



tho when shocky open his t-rex yoga/meditation studio in yountville & fills in as a substitute hand stand teacher when he's not napping/daydreaming like a sofa king with his doggys, the young lady on the far left got the right attitude for the upcoming membership drive (our studio's motto will be: "don't be a dumb azz, touch a tight azz")

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it wuz pointed out to me recently that i luv doggys more than human beings, wut me worry

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11:13p, 4/16/23
Had a terrific conversation with Fernando's mom and dad at the spring game. They talked a lot about how much he loves Berkeley and I talked (a lot) about how much we love Fernando. Our QB's have been a bit on the quiet side since Davis Webb, and even he wasn't really here long enough to totally bind the room to him (usually more than a single season project). Fernando definitely has "it." A great leader. Think he'll really develop into a good one for us.
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