cal's monster offensive line

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the con artist showed up at tonite's women's basketball banquet with a very noticeable black eye & did not explain to anybody how he got it

knowlton is getting paid $1,300,000+ a year to waste donor's money on his salary, his army of worthless bureaucrats (who are not berkeley grads & not concerned with gameday traditions) particularly his evil as **** #2 jennifer simon-o'neil (who is also under investigation by the chancellor's office just like him), the ongoing lawsuits against the department while deemphasizing funding away from football & men's basketball

the con artist not explaining the black eye is in line with his failure to operate a twitter account (which is an anomaly among literally every other athletic director in the united states of america) & failure to participate in any interviews with this site or any other site, transparent communication is not his deal, his direct deposit paychecks are 100% all that matters to knowlton

chancellor christ knows she made a mistake & is trying to fix that mistake...and then andrew mcgraw will be the next athletic director in berkeley that prioritizes cal football & men's basketball while streamlining the current financially unsustainable 30+ sports

this is the cal athletic department (a black eye upon us all)#
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wifeisafurd said:


Madsen isn't finished.
with wut wifey, mad dog's staff or recruiting or perhaps also coaching women's basketball too since charmin is gonna lose every pac 12 game next season with jayda curry's portal transfer to louisville?
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Shocky1 said:

wifeisafurd said:


Madsen isn't finished.
with wut wifey, mad dog's staff or recruiting or perhaps also coaching women's basketball too since charmin is gonna lose every pac 12 game next season with jayda curry's portal transfer to louisville?


Bizzare that both Cal men's and women's basketball teams are lead by Stanford alums and Stanford's football and men's basketball are lead by Cal alums (though I am sure Haase repudiates us and most of us repudiate him).

Used to be when both teams were terrible, we at least had the rivalry. Now even that seems to be going the way of the dodo.
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homakawa update: https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2023/04/18/2023-zurich-classic-team-homakawa-collin-morikawa-max-homa/

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special teams update:

6956, coach barton & coach wilcox are gonna continue to award 3 special teams schollys, walk ons will continue to be a big part of this room moving forward

punter:


jamieson sheahan finished 15th in the nation in punting with a 45.27 average with accurate corner kick placements & got additional coveted intangibles such as the unreal ability to kick with both feet & also make physical australian football tackles in coverage...jamieson got a legit chance as an undrafted free agent to win a nfl roster spot & earn some serious kangaroo coin
https://www.ncaa.com/stats/football/fbs/current/individual/17


tulsa grad transfer with a management major lachlan wilson from eaglemont australia is gonna be the scholly punter for the 2023 season...lachlan redshirted in 2019 & with a 2020 covid year got 2 years of remaining eligibility...depending upon how the upcoming season plays out lachlan could either return for just the fall semester of 2024 or pursue an undrafted free agent nfl roster spot after the 2023 season

fellow australian from north of melbourne (the epicenter of australian golf is the ethereal sandbelt region with royal melbourne & kingston heath as world top 25 courses) ethan baxter (#34 in top foto) blueshirted as a true freshman preferred walk on this season, ethan has yet to play in an american football game


the #2 ranked punter in the 2024 class kanyon floyd from phoenix will be visiting for cal's 2024 junior day on saturday march 4th...with a 4.73 gpa & an academically focused family, stanford would be the competition (duke, vandy & washington are recruiting him too) but the cards got their punter/kicker of the future in 2023 aidan flintoft from oaks christian...possibilities with kanyon include a full scholly offer, a greyshirt scholly (kinda like offensive tackle nick morrow from flagstaff who enrolled in berkeley this january) or a pwo offer (which imo will not work)

kicker:


a factor in the losses in both boulder & south bend wuz the cal field goal unit getting out kicked by the competition...the monster feels very strongly that now asu kicker (reunited with charlie ragle) dario longhetto should've never been the bear's starting kicker last season, 4.37 gpa true freshman michael luckhurst (#38 in top foto) with his powerful leg & instant high trajectory (unlike longhetto's low rising line drives) is gonna be a nfl kicker someday like his dad mick

slightly built but big leg 2023 pwo mateen braghani from san diego will arrive in berkeley this summer

longsnapper:


2023 starter slater zellers is gonna be joining dario & charlie in tempe in order to make room for longtime silent commit 4.0 gpa david bird who is a generational talent that got the upside to be a 10+ year nfl pro bowl veteran


the bears are very deep at this position with rocket bottle cap launcher walk on jake arguello (#47 in above foto) & 3.7 gpa pwo wesley brown from the san mateo college fightin' benjis

special teams recruiting update:

high school all american & the nation's #2 ranked punter kanyon floyd from horizon school in phx got the vip recruiting treatment from coach barton during cal's 2024 junior day

after saturday in berkeley kanyon (4.73 gpa) & his moms flew to michigan as an invited guest of coach harbaugh for the wolverines junior day, this is an elite talent that needs to be offered a scholly for the fall of 2024 or as a greyshirt (kinda like flagstaff's nick morrow) if lachlan wilson returns for a 2nd season with the bears

the plan right now is for kanyon to showcase his cannon foot (he can also do field goals & kickoffs) during cal's specialist and 7 on 7 team camp on saturday june 4th...it should be noted that none of the visitors this last saturday did any football work on the field

an elite punter can change field position multiple times a game, kanyon floyd got the upside to be the next nfl punter like bryan anger

welcome coach tink from eugene to berkeley

here's an overview of basically everything u gotta know about ur specialists, the average high school gpa in ur room is almost a 4.0 gpa...yeah u don't got any dumb azzs

calling kanyon floyd tomorrow should be ur #1 priority

ur new friend

shocky

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walk on australian (has never played in an american football game) back up punter ethan baxter is in the transfer portal

the grand kanyon#
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calumnus said:

Shocky1 said:

wifeisafurd said:


Madsen isn't finished.
with wut wifey, mad dog's staff or recruiting or perhaps also coaching women's basketball too since charmin is gonna lose every pac 12 game next season with jayda curry's portal transfer to louisville?


Bizzare that both Cal men's and women's basketball teams are lead by Stanford alums and Stanford's football and men's basketball are lead by Cal alums (though I am sure Haase repudiates us and most of us repudiate him).

Used to be when both teams were terrible, we at least had the rivalry. Now even that seems to be going the way of the dodo.

It appears that Haase hasn't 100% repudiated us, as he was willing to be interviewed on that current hoops video about Cal Basketball in his era. And he seemed to have fond memories of the time. (Among the people being interviewed, he was the fat, white guy.)

Also, he lets us win at least half the time, even when our coaches are Wyking Jones and Mark Fox. I think he still loves Cal!
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

in evaluating player athleticism & academic achievement along with king of the hill coach bloesch's ties to texas in his quest to reconstruct the cali candy azz soft o-line into a lone star state smash mouth operation, the #1 targeted monster tackle in the transfer portal is the houston friend & teammate of cam' ron johnson (on an official this weekend to missouri) 6'5" 285 lbs trevonte sylvester from breaux bridge louisiana

sylvester played in all 12 cougar games this season (114 snaps, did not allow any sacks/qb hits in 16 opportunities) at left tackle as a redshirt freshman, he got 3 years of remaining eligibility...his mobility & violent finishing of plays stands out in his above video

trevonte is not a dumb azz, he earned american athletic conference all academic team honors

coordinating an official visit to the fantastic weather/ethnically diverse san francisco is the next step


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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an offer to 6'6" 318 lbs wyoming transfer offensive guard emmanuel pregnon at thomas jefferson high school in denver

after not playing his first 2 years in laramie, pregnon blew up last season, he got 3 years of remaining eligibility & a reputation as a s&c warrior


emmanuel is not a dumb azz, he wuz majoring in chemical engineering at wyoming

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That is a large man
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tequila4kapp said:

That is a large man

100%
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Me Likey
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cal's monster offensive line 2024 junior day update:

6'5" 280 lbs left tackle david abajian from chaminade prep in west hills is gonna be in berkeley this saturday

the bears gotta get more athletic in the o-line room, abajian got the work ethic to make this happen

david is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa

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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

david will be taking an unofficial visit to berkeley this weekend

the quest for an actionable offer#
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public service relationship advice for cal's monster offensive line:

if she tongue kisses her/ur doggies (and that includes u too), then she's a keeper...if not, then run at a blinding speed unknown to mankind to freedom, things will not end well wit someone who is worried about mutt germs, got it?

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whose ur safety zone? (who saved who?)#
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Pregnon is blowing up.
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Let's get some Beef in that OL room!!!
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cal's monster offensive line relationship advice part deux:


pay attention, ur not gonna read this valuable insight anywhere else on planet earth, ok?

when ur at yoga notice if the potential girl of ur dreams during the final minute after shavasana (the conked out napping pose for sofa kings/queens) if she sits crisscross apple sauce facing straight ahead on her mat (which is bad, this means she thinks life is linear aka she's uptight as ****) or rotates her body to face the yoga teacher to fully embrace their final words of wisdom even if it means her body placement is not 100% symetricial to her mat (this is good, this means she is flexible both inside & outside, and that she views life as an unknowable adventure), got it?

https://instagr.am/p/BsRjKz8B3K9
look, the monster could probably charge u 5 bucks for this realistically life changing advice but that's not necessary, just live ur best life & get me a 32 oz green juice or something



shut up, shocky#
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bears win in 13th, makena smith delivers the ice in her veins moneyball daggers to the heart of the broncos

the magic of cal softball#
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the upcoming departure of the oakland a's should 100% be an epic opportunity for the california golden bears football & basketball programs to generate ten of millions of dollars more in annual tix revenue with now the complete departure of the professional sports franchises leaving the east bay along with the oakland raiders & golden state warriors

but guess what?...markeisha everett & her bureaucratic non innovative sidekick vasileios iliopoulos have shown zero ability to penetrate new markets & create a broader fanbase...this is not a reflection of the director of ticket operations dustin coder who is outstanding in performing his duties as wuz his predecessor chris celona who is rapdily moving up the ranks at arizona

in that markeisha has taken a page out of her 2 bosses (the con artist & jennifer simon-o'neil who are both under investigation by the chancellor's office) of not responding to emails, the always reliable beth tafolla-voetsch has promised me answers re: the 2023 marketing campaigns for the football & basketball programs along with an explanation of why everett employs a 11 person communication dept when it could be actually rightsized to 2-3 employees with the non revenue sports coaching staff writing their own gameday reports, etc.

among the topics raised by me is also how the compliance department (justin ditolla oddly will not respond directly to my emails) is monitoring the activities of simon-o'neil with respects to signing off any preferential admissions to any prospective women's athletes from affluent families to avoid any potential varsity blues scenarios in berkeley?

i've also asked beth to clarify jim knowlton's policy with respects to interviews, in that this site (along with the rest of the press following cal sports with the exception of the fearless jeff faraudo) has failed to transparently interview the athletic director i've requested the opportunity to interview knowlton

stay tuned, the monster is flying into the headwinds of bureaucracy to get answers
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the staff got actionable offers to var'keyes gumms & cal's monster offensive linemen cam'ron johnson & emmanuel pregnon
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It's sad that as someone who pathetically posts here more than 15 times a day, all day, that you haven't figured out how to use a hash tag. It's ironic because you do it to seem cool to kids 50 years younger than you are, but because you do it wrong, the kids see right through your facade. LOL.
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Shocky has haters. He's doing something right!
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Econ141 said:



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Is he being recruited as a QB or CB?
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a major priority of the basketball roster reconstruction is 6'7" 210 lbs sharpshooting texas tech (coached by matt scherbenske) transfer nightmare guard /wing mismatch jaylon tyson from plano who started his college career at texas

last season for the red raiders tyson averaged 10.7% ppg including a lethal 40.2% on 3 pointers along with an aggressive 6.1 rpg & a felony looting quick hands 1.4 spg


jaylon is the missing piece of the puzzle, he is the deadly perimeter threat that is lacking on the current roster (hopefully jalen celestine is 100% healthy & rodney brown will develop into that role too) but does he wanna commit to coach mad dog this weekend or take a chance with his future (like he did in austin) & risk sitting on the bench in kansas with a pot of nil dollars that will be gone sooner than later?...with 3 years of eligibility does he wanna earn a kinda worthless truck stop degree in lawrence or a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world?...does tyson wanna be the man in berkeley?

yeah nobody ever confused lawrence with the year round cali weather in the wonderfully diverse san francisco bay area which is a fun cosmopolitan international city that draws people from around the globe



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juarezbear said:

Econ141 said:



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Is he being recruited as a QB or CB?
He's listed as an Athlete...can't tell myself. He's a decent running QB, not a big arm. Good run stuffing safety, didn't see enough in pass coverage on the film I watched.
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Quote:

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2023 california golden bears got 8 preferred walk ons:

rj stephens, 6'2" 250 lbs, defensive line, sacred heart fightin' irish

brady weingart, 6'3" 205 lbs, quarterback, redwood giants (transferred from the stinson beach shockys)

wesley brown, 6'4" 215 lbs, longsnapper, san mateo fightin' benjis

tyler murphy, 6'4" 275 lbs, offensive guard, acalanes dons

myles reber, 5'11" 186 lbs, corner back, pasatiempo high school catalysts (assist to the next ad)

mateen bhaghani, 5'11" 145 lbs, kicker, del norte nighthawks (san diego)

belay brummell, 6'2" 190 lbs, quarterback, wheaton academy warriors (chicago, 3.88 gpa, adopted from ethiopia at age 5)
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nate escalada, 6'1" 180 lbs, safety, bellarmine bells (4.2 gpa)

don't be a dumb azz#
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Are all of these walk-ons?
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pitts, realize it's kinda distracting but if u won't focus on the fuchsia bikini bottom azz of the curvy brunette yoga female from an academically mediocre school like asu then u will notice the following comment: 2023 california golden bears got 8 preferred walk ons

if u got really good reading comprehension u will also notice she is signifying the # of hole in ones (154 yard 7 iron 1st hole at pacific grove) for shocky

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a player's coach#

welcome to berkeley#
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an offer to 6'3" 307 lbs tulsa transfer jayden muskrat from bentonville west high school in arkansas

getting jayden out to the west coast is the 1st step



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Chapman_is_Gone said:

It's sad that as someone who pathetically posts here more than 15 times a day, all day, that you haven't figured out how to use a hash tag. It's ironic because you do it to seem cool to kids 50 years younger than you are, but because you do it wrong, the kids see right through your facade. LOL.
poor chapman, like a moth to a flame, he just can't stay away
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hard working elijah mojarro in the portal as a grad transfer, right now the bears got 30 scholly departures:

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
ryan lange, guard...football retirement
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...portal as grad transfer
fatu iosefa, safety...portal...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
elijah mojarro, tight end...portal as grad transfer
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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All conference D1 player and Euro Pro

Selected as team captain by teammates


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a player's coach#

welcome to berkeley#

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the winning lottery ticket

a cal degree is like a winning lottery ticket, it will open an unlimited number of doors in the future in your quest to achieve your dreams & goals in life...today's fiercely competitive global marketplace favors those that are well educated from elite institutions like cal, stanford & the ivy leagues, that's just the way it is...if you go to an academically mediocre truck stop school & get injured you are ******, that's why you got to be mentally limitless

but you gotta have academic ambition to graduate from berkeley, are you willing to do the work?

yeah, ambition is priceless, it's something in your veins




50 year decision (life after football)#
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jaylon, wut's ur plan, r u branding urself thru intellectual capitalism to build generational wealth both on & off the court in a strategic way to build a brighter future for urself & a curvy brunette yoga female???

or r u gonna just be another dumb azz athlete who took a suitcase of cash & sold out their future in a truck stop town before **** got real???

https://instagr.am/p/Bab4_3kgIyo


the magic of cal basketball (requires academic ambition)#
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