wifeisafurd said:

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oscarsBBurger said:

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Bears just landed Marcus Scott out of the portal from Mizzou!
6ft 185lb CB

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D-back U? How many good DBs is Cal stockpiling?

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wifey, oscar got good closing speed on info, reality is that our defensive backs last season lacked foot speed & +1 athleticism which got exposed when lu magia hearns got sidelined with an injury

the disbarred cali law firm of brown, watson & brown (along with fiesty new associate drayden) now got 2 deep of guys who r physical in the run game & got the footspeed to be takers in the pass game

return of the takers (adios to the fakers)#

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cal's monster offensive line back in the day recruited player update:

former bears offensive tackle recruiting target austin barry from riverside wuz recently sat down by new asu offensive line coach saga tuitele & tole he got 2 choices: 1) enter the transfer portal & coach would help him find a new home or 2) stay on scholly with the sun devils but not participate in any football program activities until his graduation...austin really like tempe so he's gonna retire from football & earn a diploma

sign of the times (forks up)#

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Would he have been a good get for us?

wow, I remember we were bummed not to get him. Guess he never developed

juarezbear said:

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Would he have been a good get for us?

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no, a -1 athletic lineman

trench workers working with the king of the hill are +1 athletes#

Any way Trevonte could play some hoop for Cal ?
Pretty good basketball player, I can see him also as a 2nd TE in some situations.
Possibilities abound.

wide receiver jordyn tyson a strong oklahoma lean

pkg deal probably not in the cards#

Shocky1 said:

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Thank you duck nation! My recruitment is now open pic.twitter.com/vElAB8wITb

— Anthony Jones (@anthonyjones015) April 26, 2023

official visitor to berkeley this upcoming weekend

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change of plans (tripping to indiana on monday instead)#

Awesome time @CalFootball for the Big Game. Thanks @mikeb_cal for the invite.@CalRecruiting @BenjiPalu_Cal and the staff for a great experience. #GoBears @steverausch17 @litten_andy @CoachDitmore @MaxPreps @hzfbfamily @PVUSDATHLETICS pic.twitter.com/WVoOd5a51U

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) November 20, 2022

indisputable top 3 punter in the 2024 class 4.72 gpa kaynon floyd from horizon high school has been extended an actionable offer by asu special teams coach charlie ragle, this means that with his other actionable offers that a preferred walk on offer from cal most likely won't work in securing his signature

coach tinker is hopefully working around the clock to build a relationship with floyd, he got only 3 specialists positions to actively recruit...kicker with michael luckhurst is good to go for the next 3 years & long snapper with david bird is good to go for the next 4 years, identifying an all american punter should be his daily #1 priority in the offseason

but shocky don't trust coach wilcox & his staff with special team decisions, the bears got outkicked on field goals in both the south bend & boulder losses which contributed to the team's losing record last season...the criminally insane decision to start the low trajectory with limited length dario longhetto is gonna be the answer to the following california golden bears trivia question in 20 years from now "name the bear that started in 2022 instead of 10 time nfl all pro placekicker michael luckhurst?"

and going into the transfer portal every season is a 100% surefire strategy to bring in a good but not great punter, this program needs standouts with its razor thin win margins

i've played golf a dozen+ times with former nfl kickers/punters that live/visit north scottsdale, they all love golf because of the similarities of the 2 sports...the golf swing is a lot like the kicking motion, the more technically sound it is the more repeatable/reliable it is during competition

the average nfl hang time is 4.4, floyd is already kicking at that level...last season he averaged 50+ yards on punts which ranked him 3rd among high schoolers in the nation

so when kanyon floyd returns (family attended the stanford big game & also cal's 2024 junior day) to berkeley on saturday june 4th, justin & marshall need to bring in a former nfl kicker like ryan longwell (who is already helping the program), doug brien, bryan anger, etc. to evaluate his kicking upside...is he truly a generational talent with all american potential for 4 years (4.72 gpa guy is gonna earn a haas biz ad degree) with nfl draft day upside & therefore an actionable cal offer is warranted?

yeah elite punting can change the field position multiple times in a game

Practice today, worked out with the ASU long snappers
Hang times:

5.08

4.89

4.77@steverausch17 @SlaterZellers @cole_marszalek @DarioLonghetto @CarstonKieffer pic.twitter.com/sGhVfBYaZ2

— KanyonFloyd (@FloydKanyon) March 9, 2023

anger management#

jackson brown with the commitment to pitt

Happy for him. I hope, for him, he is happy there . I would have preferred to keep him. Now we have to close at least on of W and S. Both would work.

Shocky1 said:

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cal's monster class commitment:

Thank you mom, I’m Proud of You
I will take care of Ours and
I will become the King I promised I would Be
May God open the Gates of Heaven for You
Rest in peace my Loving Mom 23/11/1967 - 25/04/23 🕊️

Committed @Coach_Sooto @CoachDonerson @AR_FRecruitment #GoBears #DreamU 🇫🇷🇬🇦🇬🇳 pic.twitter.com/eCUyyb8dWX

— Tidiane "Frenchy" Jalloh (@Tidiane_DL) May 2, 2023

welcome 6'6" 270 lbs apex predator edge defender tidiane "frenchy" jalloh from toulon france & most recently independence community college in kansas

frenchy moves well in space kinda with length kinda like kuony deng, this is an important addition to coach so'oto's room with foot speed & violence off the edge

yeah a mama's boy on a mission that will not be denied is the most dangerous person on planet earth

Play fast and don’t miss the shot 🦅6’6 270lbs@CoachDonerson pic.twitter.com/4F6ITsJ6rz

— Tidiane "Frenchy" Jalloh (@Tidiane_DL) September 20, 2022

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the french riviera, clothes r for losers)

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And 1 year later you are here...

How not to be proud, proud to have had the chance to be by your side during this journey.

A few ups and downs and now you've made it to the first peak.

The road is still long but you will get there, we will get there.

Lil Bro ❤️@Tidiane_DL pic.twitter.com/HIvPOKNkCR

— AR.Recruitment🇫🇷🇺🇸 (ROBIN) New Account (@AR_FRecruitment) May 3, 2023

insightful article by jim that delves into his special relationship/dedication to his mom's legacy, it's a don't miss read
https://bearinsider.com/s/3584/jc-transfer-olb-jalloh-talks-about-his-unique-journey-to-cal/2

👀 https://t.co/zlLlNW99uE

— 𝕄𝕒𝕣𝕔𝕦𝕤 𝕊𝕔𝕠𝕥𝕥 𝕀𝕀❌ (@MarcusScottII1) May 4, 2023

the takers (adios to the fakers)#

Shocky1 said:

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wide receiver jordan tyson a strong oklahoma lean

pkg deal probably not in the cards#

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jordyn currently on an official visit to asu

dinner last nite at elements on camelback mtn#

https://instagr.am/p/CpxgkvCrNKj

jordyn tyson does not have an actionable offer from the cal football staff at this time

he wuz seriously injured last season, when he met coach prime**** for the 1st time jordyn honestly tole his coach he might not be able to play this season, that's when he wuz told to pack his **** & enter the portal

there is zero chance the colorado football team is not gonna incur major chemistry problems/lack of trust between semi pro players & the ruthless staff, almost nobody is gonna leave boulder with a diploma

🫡 https://t.co/xC0hQ4hFqv

— Keys 🔑 (@varkeyesg) May 5, 2023

we c u in berkeley, keyes (not america's worst)#

https://instagr.am/p/Cry3T10y94y
ivy faithe, what's ur gpa & r u gonna help ur daddy with his homework???

this is cal basketball (the roars at haas)#

Shocky1 said:

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fun cal's monster class contest:

can anyone name this golf hole?...helpful clues, this is not half moon bay, galveston municipal or tuscon country club...why is shocky (this is the only belt he owns) doing the "c" hand thingy backwards, wut a ******* dumb azz (that 100% lacks spatial spavital awareness)



flat yoga abs r sexy as ****#

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https://instagr.am/p/B3nuN8Rlxed
answer: the fuji course at the kawana hotel in japan

as arguably the foremost golf course architecture ranker in the world, can tell you with some authority that there are 2 must play world top 50 courses in japan: the fuji course at the kawana hotel located on the eastern coast of the izu peninsula which can be reached by the intergalactic fast bullet train in 2 hours from toyko & the intensely private hirono golf club which is 15 miles northwest of kobe (foodies will never wanna leave, best waygu beef in the world along with australia's king island)

oscarsbburger's monster class#

THANK YOU BOZEMAN❤️ pic.twitter.com/lWTcQnKdJa

— Isaiah Ifanse (@IsaiahIfanse) December 29, 2022

welcome 5'10" 205 lbs montana state (with a recent 10 minute pit stop at san jose state for 10 spartans spring ball practices) grad transfer portal running back isaiah ifanse from bellevue washington, he got 1 year of eligibility playing on a much bigger stage

That's Mr. 3️⃣6️⃣9️⃣0️⃣, to you.@IsaiahIfanse has set the career rushing record with 3,690 career rushing yards on this 68-yard touchdown run!#GoCatsGo | #BobcatBuilt pic.twitter.com/kvBBsesxjM

— Montana State Football (@MSUBobcats_FB) December 10, 2022

ifanse rushed for 1623 yards as a junior but then redshirted last season (did play in 3 postseason games including the 68 yard touchdown gallop in the video above) after a serious knee injury which resulted in multiple surgeries...2023 cal spring game starting running back andy alfieri will not be the guy with the rock this fall

yeah do not count isaiah out, the most dangerous person in the world is the underdog that relentlessly pursues their dreams to the end of the earth



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the rocky mountains)

2023 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake class (mr spieker not amused):

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 yucky blucky fruitcake signees to the class?

shocky schulz, substitute yoga teacher (3.92 gpa haas biz school, phi beta kappa gold key honors)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 34 of these 2023 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

don't forget to take the chicken out#

KT 💨💨💨

2-run triple with two down for @kthomaaasss and we're in front again!

💻 » https://t.co/EVS7QrnKw9#GoBears pic.twitter.com/xzr37JmnmD

— Cal Softball (@CalSB) May 6, 2023

bears win 32nd game of the season in tuscon

kennedy thomas (for president)#

Prove it to yourself.

— Cam’Ron (@camronmarques) May 6, 2023

"heavy is the head that wears the crown"

-jaylen brown, noted philosopher/shocky's yoga buddy

You worth more than you think…

— Trevonte Sylvester (@TrevonteSylves1) January 29, 2023

internalizing ur self-worth thru intellectual capitalism (UNICORNS can read & **** like that)#

Back to the basics! End the work out with an oldie but goodie.

Chest leave the pole 🗣START OVER!

Drop the ball 🗣START OVER!

The ball hit the pole 🗣START OVER!

Number one rule as a WR catch the ball! Even when you tired. @varkeyesg @JonahWilson_ @MeanGreenFB pic.twitter.com/5ds0Y64qs3

— Coach Herbert Frazier (@KingFrazierJr) July 5, 2021

keyes to nfl hands#

WE SEE YOU 3️⃣ pic.twitter.com/wrLR7DhjKV

— Washington Football (@UW_Football) December 30, 2022

we c u as a integral/dominating receiver in coach spav's fireworks while getting life mentored both on & off the field by coach toler at the #1 ranked public university in the world

**** the space needle (golden gate bridge is for winners)#

pic.twitter.com/WbgATQvTxC

— Coach McMorris (@Malik_McMorris) May 4, 2023

pic.twitter.com/hJb1x2MEcx

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) May 4, 2023

benji, coffee may be for closers at messsinger mortuary but 9 out of 10 curvy brunette yoga females prefer 32 oz green drinks freshly juiced over coffee before mid morning/late nite (afternoons r for napping like a sofa king/queen) naked yoga, ok?

https://instagr.am/p/CqDwde7BKE4
important note: foto above is only 16 oz, that's no bueno



coffee is for losers (shocky & minko stinko gotta lotta natural energy)#

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https://instagr.am/p/Cb2xIT1r8G3
Dear Mr. Schulz:

As the lead counsel for the University of Kansas and also the Chairman of the Downtown Lawrence Beautification Project, please be advised that we take exception with your extreme mischaracterizations of our University, Community and the Jayhawks Basketball Program.

If you do not immediately cease and desist in making any further slanderous commentary, we will be left with no other course of action other than to bring the full weight of the United States of American constitution against you, your rescue doggys & any yoga teachers/students that might be affiliated with you.

Your inaccurate commentary includes but is not limited to the following:

*****The University of Kansas is very proud of our most current Forbes rankings of #165 which is up 3 spots due to our academic progress in elevating the outplacement services of our highly regarded truck stop diesel engine repair and also entrepreneurial vending machine majors.
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

*****Not everyone in Lawrence Kansas is White as you've stated, in fact almost 100% of our Basketball teams & Black Studies majors are indeed Black.

*****Jaylon's girlfriend Brenley should have no health concerns re: the nightly "study buddy" program at McCarthy Hall, all 38 of our semi pro athletes living in this residence are checked weekly for fatal STDs by University Health Services and medically treated on a high priority basis.

*****We consider the protection of women as an institutional mandate, in fact today's commitment of Texas portal transfer Arterio Morris who has pending criminal charges from June of 2022 in Frisco Texas for assaulting his girlfriend included a pinky swear promise to Coach Self that he will never do that again.

*****Coach Self is an educator at heart, he teaches his players how to properly stow their guns in cars, how to properly interact with law enforcement (just hand them 2 tixs to future Jayhawks games) & the importance of staying focused on developing basketball skills while blocking any out unnecessary distractions such as academics (in particular reading books), family, girlfriends, community service, etc.

You are hereby warned, Mr. Schulz.

Rock Chalk Talk Caulk!

Robby "Cheesecake" Whitemore, Esq.

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wut up robby?

not gonna lie, this is a creepy as **** announcement video featuring u starting at the 40 second mark, who the **** hangs out all by himself in an empty salon a that got no furniture in the downtown days inn in lawrence?

and that awkward sex trafficking hug wuz straight outta of to catch a predator

shocky

Hunter Dickinson to Kansas 👀 https://t.co/jKEbC1Yaq8

— The Portal Report (@ThePortalReport) May 4, 2023