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heart, asu got a rapidly growing young fanbase unlike cal which fails to connect with students (the con artist & his marketing bureaucrat markeisha everrett have shown no interest in allowing students to attend football & basketball games for free), young alums (if u never went to games as a student ur probably not gonna start going once u got disposable income) & those without any university affiliation (marketing failures by the athletic department with the raiders, warriors & soon a's leaving the east bay marketplace) & just got the prestigious aau designation (notre dame also received the elite research recognition) in an increasingly affluent state so its not surprising that the sun devils football team got resources

but ben coleman (the family plan from day one wuz always to earn a berkeley degree & then transfer to tempe, moms is a sun devil) is injured & probably won't play this season, decarlos brooks is talented but wuz never gonna beat out nfl upside talent jaydn ott and both dario longhetto/slater zellers were encouraged to move along to create scholly space for generational talents michael luckhurst/david bird

like the bears, the sun devils will be starting a dynamic inexperienced quarterback but both programs 2023 seasons will be determined by the play of the offensive lines which both got huge question marks

the september 28th battle in berkeley will be fiercely contested, the bears got a much better d & that should be the difference on the scoreboard

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Thanks for filling me in.
I never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad we are not playing Colorado this year.

I think calling her a super mom has gone to her head… pic.twitter.com/IYbdcJR85n

— max homa (@maxhoma23) May 30, 2023

darth lacey#

Fireworks to finish 🔥@Collin_Morikawa reels it in and holes out at the last @MemorialGolf. pic.twitter.com/t7qTlNJx4E

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 2, 2023

colin starts the 3rd round with a 6 foot birdie after knocking a 186 yard 7 iron stiff on the opening hole

prep work for the us open at lacc#

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juarezbear said:

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Ugh. Hoping Collin can get his mojo back.

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hollywood, the root of colin's upward trajectory issues right now is his putting, this could be solved in 10 seconds, ok?

morikawa consults with his trusted caddie jj jakovac (grew up in napa, won 2 ncca d11 individual titles at chico state) on all his shots (which has resulted in many beautiful mutually agreed upon decisions & leading the pga ball striking stats) but inexplicably wants to read the putting lines all by himself despite being a mediocre at best greensreader which is evidenced by his all too common of gesturing with his hands that the ball moved differently than he expected after yet another missed putt

yeah colin in sometimes a kinda dumb azz, he could win jack's memorial tournament this week (max homa opted out so he can attend his sister maddie's wedding) & be in a position to win the upcoming us open at los angeles country club if he would bring in jj to work together in reading the greens

https://instagr.am/p/CpwKAplNPNC
natural (not book smart) intelligence scale: koa>>kat>>>>shocky>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>plankton>>>>>>>>>>>>colin (nice jacket but ugly azz kicks bruh)#

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colin beautifully rolls the rock (along with a chip in on the brutal par 4 17th hole) for 8 birdies plus a couple of key par putts en route to a 4 under par 68 & a major jump up the leaderboard at muirfield village (the nicklaus designed mayacama is a million more times fun plus its closer to both stinson beach & yountville)

what changed today?

morikawa brought in jj for green reading on around half the holes, jakovac does the aim point express reads along with ground level tummy rub reads kinda like my rescue mutts...jj is such a good boy

tinseltown us open just around the corner#

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juarezbear said:

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Ugh. Hoping Collin can get his mojo back.

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hollywood, the root of colin's upward trajectory issues right now is his putting, this could be solved in 10 seconds, ok?

morikawa consults with his trusted caddie jj jakovac (grew up in napa, won 2 ncca d11 individual titles at chico state) on all his shots (which has resulted in many beautiful mutually agreed upon decisions & leading the pga ball striking stats) but inexplicably wants to read the putting lines all by himself despite being a mediocre at best greensreader which is evidenced by his all too common of gesturing with his hands that the ball moved differently than he expected after yet another missed putt

yeah colin in sometimes a kinda dumb azz, he could win jack's memorial tournament this week (max homa opted out so he can attend his sister maddie's wedding) & be in a position to win the upcoming us open at los angeles country club if he would bring in jj to work together in reading the greens

https://instagr.am/p/CpwKAplNPNC
natural (not book smart) intelligence scale: koa>>kat>>>>shocky>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>plankton>>>>>>>>>>>>colin (nice jacket but ugly azz kicks bruh)#

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colin beautifully rolls the rock (along with a chip in on the brutal par 4 17th hole) for 8 birdies plus a couple of key par putts en route to a 4 under par 68 & a major jump up the leaderboard at muirfield village (the nicklaus designed mayacama is a million more times fun plus its closer to both stinson beach & yountville)

what changed today?

morikawa brought in jj for green reading on around half the holes, jakovac does the aim point express reads along with ground level tummy rub reads kinda like my rescue mutts...jj is such a good boy

tinseltown us open just around the corner#

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are you going to the Open at LACC?

yes, gonna walk with homakowa on thursday at the open but gotta fly home that nite for my daughter taylor's b-day party dinner blowout at toca madera with her girlfriends but will circle back to la on the weekend if any of the bears are competing for a us open trophy



alex, if ur going to the open let's meet up, would be fun to chat with you re: cal men's golf & also the redacted munger report contents/implications

1000% committed @CalFootball pic.twitter.com/c1cAFIDZ8E

— Brooklyn Cheek (@brooklyncheek5) June 3, 2023

6'2" 190 lbs 2024 elite defensive back with height & length, future impact starter (sooner than later)...part of the central catholic high school pipeline to berkeley including all american softball pitcher (led california in strikeouts the last 2 seasons) randi roelling

⭐⭐⭐ 24'🔸6'2 180🔸FS/CBhttps://t.co/TJyYXrlCPc@KTPrepElite @CoachMalone18@CoachJuice6 @robertcolemoore @Da_DREAM47 @Coach_Kwam @CoachJimNelson @RashaadSamples @D_Co0p @CoachPowledge @CoachOmura @kyleyoung_UO pic.twitter.com/2mxZzcSJUi

— Brooklyn Cheek (@brooklyncheek5) December 28, 2022

yeah best name ever, brooklyn cheek (plus he got good hair)...the unlicensed cali law firm of brown, watson & brown is bringing another prospect to berkeley



brooklyn to berkeley, that's not a bridge too far

this **** is getting live



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including modesto)

In her final high school game, Randi Roelling goes yard to set the tone at the plate and throws a perfect game to bring @CCHS_Raiders softball a @CIFState NorCal championship!@49ersSacHi will have the highlights Sunday night! https://t.co/xPcHPO1VzK pic.twitter.com/WX4IbhSBK4

— Nick Pecoraro (@NMPecoraro) June 4, 2023

https://instagr.am/p/Cr97VCTuY22
central catholic high school raiders nation#

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yes, gonna walk with homakowa on thursday at the open but gotta fly home that nite for my daughter taylor's b-day party dinner blowout at toca madera with her girlfriends but will circle back to la on the weekend if any of the bears are competing for a us open trophy

alex, if ur going to the open let's meet up, would be fun to chat with you re: cal men's golf & also the redacted munger report contents/implications

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I'll DM both of as I'm planning on going for sure. It's 10 minutes from my house. Would love to get the Bears together.

2023 & 2024 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused):

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 & 2024 yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2024 class:
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
taj davis, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.1 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 36 of these 2023 & 3 2024 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

don't forget to take the chicken out#

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Introducing our 2023 Draft Class🔥 #rizetoyourpotential #rizemanagement #nbadraft2023 pic.twitter.com/VmZ5OFAdIN

— Rize Management (@Rize_Management) May 20, 2023

a critical aspect of recruiting is connecting the dots, coach masden & his staff gotta lotta relationships that are involved behind the scenes in the successful 2023 reconstruction of the cal basketball roster

the monster sent an email to the director of basketball operations david ford a couple of weeks ago advising that it is critical for selling out haas again with 10,000+ fans on gamedays like it wuz during the cal's monster class era to bring in an asian player (whether it be on scholly or as a walk on) to energize the student/season tix fanbase...just winning games won't motivate tix sales on gamedays

right now there are conversations with dayton portal transfer mike sharavjamts (front row left) a highly skilled 6'8" combo guard/forward from ulaanbaatar mongolia who as a freshman last season made the atlantic 10 all rookie team...mike wuz born in phoenix & his dad sharavjamats wuz the 1st asian harlem globetrotter...he got 3 years of remaining eligibility & would be an instant fan favorite (with more branding/marketing nil opportunities than anywhere else in the usa in the culturally diverse san francisco bay area) along with being a multiple year starter in berkeley

also in play for the 13th & final scholly is uc riverside's zyon pullin (back row left) a dynamic combo guard with 18.3 ppg on a lethal 39.4% 3 point shooting along with a solid 4.2 assists per game...zyon got his name in the nba draft right now but if the feedback is that he gotta further his game to elevate his nba stock, it might make a lotta sense to develop/get coached up by mad dog & for the the pleasant hill native to return home to the bay

and yeah that's former cal's monster class recruit justice sueing jr (front row middle)
https://bearinsider.com/forums/8/topics/28431/83

elevate with rize management (intellectual capitalism)#

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News: Mike Sharavjamts is withdrawing from the 2023 NBA Draft, he told ESPN. The Dayton transfer is in the portal and has narrowed down his school options to:

Indiana
Memphis
Pittsburgh
Nebraska
San Francisco

Will announce his decision in the next week. pic.twitter.com/XtKYLbNjdE

— Jonathan Givony (@DraftExpress) May 31, 2023

selling gameday tixs is kinda important#

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NEWS: UC Riverside guard Zyon Pullin is withdrawing from the NBA draft and remains in the transfer portal, his agent, Scott Nichols, told ESPN. Just finished workout with the Pistons.

Pullin has cut his list to five schools:
• Florida
• LSU
• Xavier
• Gonzaga
• Michigan pic.twitter.com/8Bx94h6MKF

— Jeff Borzello (@jeffborzello) May 31, 2023

trey woodbury (mr brightside) or bust#

Collin Morikawa is a WD from the Memorial Tournament presented by Workday due to back spasms.

Morikawa was tied for ninth and two strokes back of the lead through 54 holes.

— PGA TOUR Communications (@PGATOURComms) June 4, 2023

Lewisville (TX) 2024 OL Devin Love. At TCU today before hitting the West Coast. A mainstay on one of the top DFW area o-lines@DevinDlove05 | @LHSFball pic.twitter.com/xmJK4X0KYJ

— Jason Howell (@Jason_Howell) June 3, 2023

potential late offeree/pwo 6'4" 315 lbs offensive guard devin love from lewisville high school (near dallas, school mascot is the fightin' farmers) is gonna unofficially visit berkeley on june 7th

Reps from @Select50Sports @modle1112 @CoachNBlackwell @coach_malloym @CoachStuJohnson @CoachKWhite @LHSFball pic.twitter.com/mEMMZe9C83

— Devin Love (@DevinDlove05) May 21, 2023

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public school in the world for seabirds flying in the sun (and also trench workers)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

.@JonRahmPGA loved this one from @Collin_Morikawa 🤝 pic.twitter.com/seX5o2v5sN

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) June 2, 2023

colin morikawa update: yoga boy is gonna be fine for the us open at lacc north
https://golfweek.usatoday.com/2023/06/04/collin-morikawa-withdraws-2023-memorial-tournament-back-spasms/

Enjoyed my OV at @BeaverFootball! Thank you for the great time! #GoBeavs @FBCoachM @MikeDoc40 @Coach_Smith @GregBiggins @BrandonHuffman pic.twitter.com/yOuYd5bd5b

— David Abajian (@davidabajian) June 5, 2023

4.0 gpa major cal's monster offensive line target david abajian wrapped up his visit to corvallis today, he's gonna also officially visit berkeley next weekend & then lawrence on june 16th

would luv to know how oregon state sells "life after football?" or how u build generational wealth thru intellectual capitalism?

don't be a dumb azz#

oregon state university=#158 ranked university in the united states (which is kinda better than kansas at #165)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

how does this guy compare to the P you wanted?

After a GREAT conversation with @CoachTinkFB, @4thandLongwell and Coach Wilcox, I am Extremely Blessed to announce I have received a full scholarship offer from THE University of Cal-Berkeley! @HKA_Tanalski @KohlsKicking @Chris_Sailer @PHSPantherFB @MWCherrington @BenjiPalu_Cal pic.twitter.com/iHtZzE50W4

— Mason Love 5 ⭐️ (@Mason_Love__) June 4, 2023

Top Ranked Punters In America
Class of 2024
#1 - #20

➡️ Full Rankings: https://t.co/V88crpTkSj#KohlsKicking // #KohlsShowcase pic.twitter.com/gCGuGIfkBU

— Kohl's Kicking Camps (@KohlsKicking) June 2, 2023

philbert, 6' 175 lbs mason love from park hill south high school in parkville missouri is the nation's #4 ranked punter in the 2024 class...it should be pointed that the #1 punter is committed to georgia & the #3 punter to texas along with phx's horizon high school elite talent (and 4.73 gpa) #8 punter kanyon floyd to asu (full scholly offer)...these rankings are based upon camp participation & kanyon did not attend the kohl's florida camp which caused his ranking to drop from #2 to #8

love put on a bryan anger fireworks show today at cal's specialists camp at memorial stadium, this full scholly offer comes with the endorsement of longtime nfl kicker/berkeley grad ryan longwell

mason is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.0 gpa

Good punt session @HKA_Tanalski @Chris_Sailer @Coach_Radke @KohlsKicking @devin_anctil @BFentress @ProFormKicking @DanOrnerKicking

Times ⬇️
5.25/5.03
4.96/4.85
~5.0
4.91 pic.twitter.com/N2WA2VnzAo

— Mason Love 5 ⭐️ (@Mason_Love__) May 26, 2023

right now the bears got generational talents/future nfl prospects in 4.0 gpa kicker michael luckhurst & 4.37 gpa david bird, mason could be the necessary 3rd piece of the puzzle for multiple future seasons of elite special teams play in berkeley

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including ibiza & the kansas city metropolitan area)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

Nigerian Family Member, @AnthonyNdika, who holds three D1 offers as of today, will be joining us on our Camp Tour and looking to carry the flag for @LoomisFootball in Texas and California! pic.twitter.com/1BUCqdb8Zp

— Gridiron Imports Foundation (@GridironImports) May 30, 2023

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach saffell has extended an offer to 6'4" 290 lbs 82' wingspan offensive guard anthony ndika from the academically elite loomis chaffee school in connecticut

anthony is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.85 gpa & offers from multiple ivy league schools for this renaissance man

I am more than just a student-athlete. I also get involved with the school community.
This is my performance at a benefit concert my school this past weekend.@LoomisFootball @GridironImports @coachbanks9 @coachwilks77 pic.twitter.com/TIGpJH1qtf

— Anthony Ndika ‘24 (@AnthonyNdika) March 30, 2023

yeah u would be have to be crazy as **** to not recognize that at the end of the day this underdog is gonna come out on top



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of nigeria)

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Totally get it. My greens reading isn't the greatest, but I look for an assist from my caddy or playing partner.

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me too!

Defenses are 𝒓𝒐𝒚𝒂𝒍𝒍𝒚 screwed 👑@king_doerue, welcome to the family!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/eifqWKlhEE

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) June 5, 2023

it's good to be the kingggggg (just ask the princess)#

From today's @IdahoStateFB practice: before wrapping up, the Bengals doing everything they can to screw up kicker Ian Hershey, but he knocks down the field goal anyways. pic.twitter.com/hYHN9kznKD

— Joey DuBois (@joeyduboistv) April 1, 2023

monster approved gameday pressure kicking simulation (and stimulation)#

queen of the rodents pic.twitter.com/Ln2lIPb2j6

— cats being weird little guys (@weirdlilguys) May 28, 2023

it's good to be the queeeeeen (just ask minko stinko)#

impact wide receivers taj davis & marquez "mojo" dortch gotta little more academic work to do before enrolling in berkeley

https://instagr.am/p/CnVnGbaJ0I6
the unbreakable cindo is not only a haas biz ad grad like coach saffell but also the undisputed leader of cal's monster offensive line

2023 trench workers (with no plays off)#

Will they still make it to Cal? Or another Sylvester result?

still expected, goldy, keep in mind that berkeley undergrad admissions for transfers is a significantly more complex process than the certificate program for grad students

Another summer W for the Bears ✅

Congrats to Nathan Wang for winning the Ernie Pieper Santa Clara County title! He shot a third-round 63 (70-71-63 - 206) to win by two strokes.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/1L2SKUqpDq

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) June 5, 2023

63 final round for the fashionista freshman (en fuego)#

Full scholarship offer for @Mason_Love__ to @CalFootball #GoBears@CoachTinkFB, @4thandLongwell @HKA_Tanalski @KohlsKicking @Chris_Sailer @PHSPantherFB @MWCherrington @BenjiPalu_Cal @tophskickers #TopHighSchoolKickers pic.twitter.com/10cTGw6199

— Top High School Kickers (@tophskickers) June 5, 2023

monster major prediction:
if all american 2024 punter with a 4.0 gpa mason love decides to matriculate at the #1 ranked public university in the world, he not gonna major in physics, got it?

Finished my Junior year off with all A’s and a B! @PHSPantherFB @KohlsKicking @HKA_Tanalski pic.twitter.com/4vsLqfELaV

— Mason Love 5 ⭐️ (@Mason_Love__) May 27, 2023

Handled business 🎓 pic.twitter.com/If5Zimqg3M

— Darius Long (@Dooneeey) June 6, 2023

san mateo college fightin' benjis (beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logistics)#

So far so good 💫

( First 10 Offers )@SLSeahawksBball @VAElite @Pitt_MBB pic.twitter.com/QFjn9nS2Qi

— jordan scott (@jordanscott267) June 6, 2023

6'6" 175 lbs 2025 bouncy swingman jordan scott from south lakes high school in reston virginia with the offer from coach scherbenske

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

#AGTG After long thought with my Family and deciding what’s best for me and my career I have decided to Commit to the University Of Cal Berkeley!! Let’s Workkkk pic.twitter.com/9rKuWyIHIV

— Eze Osondu (@EzeOsondu1) June 6, 2023

6'1" 210 lbs 2024 inside linebacker eze osondu from byron nelson high school in trophy club texas (the fazio designed vaquero club is 10 minutes away) with the commitment to them california golden bears

osondu got injured late last season & is under the radar with a lotta upside with coach sirmon running point on his recruitment, he visited berkeley during spring ball & will be taking his official visit on june 22nd-25th

eze is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.0+ gpa (needs to do better) & is a potential future haas biz school grad that intends to enroll early in berkeley in january 2024

Big News Coming June 6th!!! Happy birthday Mom and Congrats Brudda🤞🏾💙 pic.twitter.com/QRF51P6SF0

— Eze Osondu (@EzeOsondu1) May 30, 2023

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/