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In reply to oskiswifeshusband • 3:05p, 6/24/23
oskiswifeshusband said:
If that were true why didn't he already leave ?
luv ur nickname, reality is that jaydn loves his housemates/teammates, coaching staff & the world class education in berkeley

not everything in life is for sale (unless u a high end escort with stds like j-mike)#
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In reply to JB was a Chieftain • 3:16p, 6/24/23
JB was a Chieftain said:
Shocky you a fan of lasagna? Might be a clue to who the latest commits are

jb, shocky loves lasagna but r u talking about stouffers (available in calveston for those that r tired azz of the nasty humid texas summer heat that wanna run to open space in the cool cali breeze) or the monster's favorite italian in the bay area, fino ristorante in downtown san francisco?

https://instagr.am/p/BLKJWvmAW-A
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3:45p, 6/24/23

ej is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa

fun fact: at texas a&m a 3.5 hs gpa would qualify u to be a professor of farm animals studies or something

go aggies (despite the truck stop academics & wut's that smell in the air?)#
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3:55p, 6/24/23
https://instagr.am/p/Cmk2yYXr1bl
rahshawn gonna someday own a chain of northwest based italian eateries that specialize in mouth watering tasty lasagna after his potential nfl days are done & he's developed the necessary entrepreneurial biz skills via intellectual capitalisim

learned how to swim at garfield (in san francisco where the trees are good) when he wuz 5#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:04p, 6/24/23
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coastie, we're talking about the national football league

1500+ yards in 2023 & then get paid#

As a "true sophomore" this coming season, wouldn't Jaydn Ott have one more year after this before he becomes NFL-eligible, or does him having been an early entrant play into that somehow?
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4:11p, 6/24/23
big c, with all the college player movement would not be surprised if the nfl don't change the early entrant for the draft requirements but who knows, the future is unknowable

we know we will be able to celebrate jaydn's electrifying touchdown runs this fall behind the much improved cal's monster offensive line (which will hopefully feature 7 legit calibre starters, pending/awaiting an impact annoucement), 2024 with ott would just be a bonus
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In reply to Shocky1 • 5:31p, 6/24/23
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econ, cal has lost 1 key starter to ucla (femi made a habit of running into the wrong gap) so ur comment really isn't based on actually any empirical evidence but rather reflects ur kinda depressed outlook on life...u probably need more sex and/or a yoga/meditation practice, ok?...u can do this

the hunt is on#


Hahahaha!
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5:47p, 6/24/23

the effort king gotta 3.4 gpa#
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5:50p, 6/24/23
wr jason robinson jr commits to washington
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5:53p, 6/24/23
offensive tackle justin hylkema (cal conditional not actionable offer) commits to arizona
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6:05p, 6/24/23

mad dog (white pants) in the valley of the sun (biggest viewing/recruiting event of the summer)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:02p, 6/24/23
Shocky1 said:

econ, cal has lost 1 key starter to ucla (femi made a habit of running into the wrong gap) so ur comment really isn't based on actually any empirical evidence but rather reflects ur kinda depressed outlook on life...u probably need more sex and/or a yoga/meditation practice, ok?...u can do this

the hunt is on#


Well it's Femi + JMike + 2 4 star freshman recruits in RJ Jones and Justin Martyn. The latter is choosing to be a fourth stringer at UCLA then a potential starter or backup here.

Unless we show some life this year, we will be second class by a mile.

I will be less depressed if we beat the hell out of them this year and finish with a bowl game.
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7:31p, 6/24/23
understood, i will be less depressed if someday shocky can reach the top shelf at whole foods with his t-rex arms & do a handstand



flat abs r sexy as ****#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:24p, 6/24/23
But the NFL hasn't changed their entry threshold as of yet.
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10:48p, 6/24/23

agreed pitts but the nfl do a lotta **** that is incomprehensible
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:37a, 6/25/23
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the university of calveston=#1 ranked skool for lil baby

cali football recruiting playground#
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9:10a, 6/25/23

the perks of a berkeley beastmode (marshawn has not graduated yet) degree are unfathomable

sugar land, california (the new mapmakers)#
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In reply to BearCam • 9:17a, 6/25/23
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the UNICORN has landed in berkeley (let's ******* go)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:20a, 6/25/23
For those who need a more direct explanation:

1 min ago by Greg Richardson
Cal lands Grad Transfer OL Barrett Miller from Stanford
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In reply to grrrrah • 9:23a, 6/25/23
With a handle like @34bear34, it was meant to be!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:28a, 6/25/23
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fun facts: 2023 rankings of the top mechanical engineering schools in the united states
https://www.usnews.com/best-graduate-schools/top-engineering-schools/mechanical-engineering-rankings

1. massachusetts institute of technology (mit)
2. stanford university
3 (tie). university of california, berkeley
3 (tie). california institute of technology (cit)

unfortunately mit & cit don't got good football programs & stanford is gonna lose 10+ games in 2023

wut, no kansas or oregon state at the top of the academic rankings?

cal's monster offensive line (is not targeting low gpa dumb azzs)#


welcome to berkeley 6'5" 311 lbs left/right guard with 30 starts for stanford & 3 time all pac academic team barrett miller from eaglecrest (the eagle has landed) high school in aurora colorado

barrett got 1 year of eligiblity & changes the trajectory of cal's monster offensive line which now got 7 legit starters for coach bloesch & coach saffell for the 2023 season

miller is not a dumb azz, he's been accepted by admissions into berkeley's world class mechanical engineering grad program

the trench workers are smart as **** in berkeley (this is not some low rent truck stop lousy academics semi pro sports franchise for dumb azzs)#

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In reply to grrrrah • 9:29a, 6/25/23
grrrrah said:
With a handle like @34bear34, it was meant to be!
100%
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In reply to KenBurnski • 9:33a, 6/25/23
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props to burnski for the early call & 4th gen bear for making sure our bears got a lair to sleep soundly at nite
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In reply to Shocky1 • 9:37a, 6/25/23
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good catch burnski, the experienced 6'5" 311 lbs guard barrett miller from aurora colorado with a stanford mechanical engineering degree (3 time all pac 12 academic honor roll) & 30 starts is definitely an impact trench warrior that the bears staff needs to have a conversation with re: his future plans...the favorite might be michigan state where his bro braden plays offensive tackle for the spartans but maybe barrett has fallen in love with the cali lifestyle/sunshine & don't wanna spend his final year of eligibility in a truck stop town like lansing freezing his azz off while studying msu's popular (high outplacement) highway painting skills/retail vending machine curriculum
if the california golden bears go to a major bowl game in 2023 it's gonna because of the cal's monster offensive line additions of barrett miller & matthew wykoff to the berkeley trench workers

this **** getting live

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth
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9:55a, 6/25/23


taylor heading to the airport for her flight back to nyc & wanna know why do a lotta of our cal's monster offensive line gotta lotta beards & facial hair?

it should be pointed out that coach bloesch iz kinda clean shaven

yeah dad is gonna miss tay & our important conversations about nothing

mysteries of love & the universe (will wonders ever cease?)#
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11:12a, 6/25/23

4.2 gpa at eagle crest high school#
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11:31a, 6/25/23
Looks like an OL who is strong and has good feet!
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In reply to oskiswifeshusband • 11:42a, 6/25/23
oskiswifeshusband said:
If that were true why didn't he already leave ?


Unless I missed it and the NFL changed their rules, he isn't eligible to go to the NFL until after 3 years. Marshawn went after his sophomore year but he redshirted as a freshman.
Ott has two more seasons before he's eligible.
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In reply to NVBear78 • 11:44a, 6/25/23
NVBear78 said:
Looks like an OL who is strong and has good feet!

and also an agile brain that is mentally limitless, berkeley mechanical engineering grad program is no joke

don't be a dumb azz#
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In reply to Alkiadt • 12:01p, 6/25/23
Alkiadt said:
oskiswifeshusband said:
If that were true why didn't he already leave ?

Unless I missed it and the NFL changed their rules, he isn't eligible to go to the NFL until after 3 years. Marshawn went after his sophomore year but he redshirted as a freshman.
Ott has two more seasons before he's eligible.
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12:16p, 6/25/23

6'3" 165 lbs 3.51 gpa free safety dayton "dayday" aupiu from pacifica high school in oxnard#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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12:34p, 6/25/23
Shocky, what is your projection for Cal's offensive line starters (and top backups) now that we've added Barrett Miller?

I realize that it's too soon to know, and Bloesch may not even know yet, but I'm interested to see your speculation and assessment of our current OL assets and depth.
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1:23p, 6/25/23

2025 6'7" 280 lbs 4.0 gpa austin pay from lone peak high school in highland utah#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (for those that wanna pursue generational wealth via nfl development with coach bloesch on the field & intellectual capitalism in the classroom)
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