https://instagr.am/p/CGDbMSslk-B
when & where is the pac 10 dance/cheer/broadcaster media day???

clear the schedule (the barracuda at nobu scottsdale tonite wuz excellent)#

I mean. If y’all want a taste of what ⁦@tdrogers11⁩ is gonna be doing at Memorial starting next season…. pic.twitter.com/mua1YTAPEo

— Rob Hwang (@rob11hwang) June 22, 2023

econ, much more importantly trevor rogers wuz recently named best hair at caldecott tunnel high school beating out multiple chicas for this prestigious award

barrett miller=california golden bear

impact starter#

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✍️ Jaedon Roberts

Versatility, size, power. Bringing his upside back to the Bay. 👌#CalGang20 | #NSD20 pic.twitter.com/nVUYxTt748

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 18, 2019

cal's monster offensive line roster update:

coach bloesch is converting both former defensive lineman 6'3" 305 lbs jaedon roberts (2 seasons of remaining eligibility) & incoming athletic true freshman 6'5" 285 lbs frederick williams iii to the offensive line

this give the o-line room finally 16 school trench workers after years of only 14 schollys allocated, it's positive news that this room has been rightsized to 16 schollys

honestly it wuz a major mistake to not develop jaedon as an offensive lineman back in the day when he enrolled in berkeley back in 2020...reality is that the defensive minded coach wilcox mistakenly thought when he wuz hired as a 1st time head coach 6 years ago that he could recruit a bunch of unathletic (lacking foot speed/explosiveness) tall & mostly white tight ends/linebackers & convert them to multiple positions kinda like wisconsin failing to recognize that west coast football don't got the bad weather issues in the midwest & that u gotta score 35+ points to win in the more wide open spread offensive schematics in the pac 12...this overallocation of schollys to unproductive tight ends/linebackers resulted in an o-line room with only 14 schollys for years which has resulted in a weak pipeline of developing future trench workers...that's why the recent portal additions of UNICORNS mathew wykoff & barrett miller as critical much needed impact starters are the key for a successful 2023 california golden bears football season

don't be a dumb azz (16 scholly trench workers is the rite #)#

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I think 16 is still low for 5 positions that require physical development, coordination and knowledge of the playbook, plus are not plug and play, but 16 is better than 14.

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Maybe in the era of transfer portal my thinking is antiquated, but I think you have a high number, and part of that number is a decent amount of incoming Frosh...I think you have to be able to have development, and linemen who don't have to have major contributions until a year two minimum...

It's Moving Day @TheOpen.

How to follow Saturday's action ⬇️

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) July 22, 2023

british open 3rd round update:

after a kinda slow start playing with rory in an intense environment (kinda like playing with tiger back in the day with the loud/moving crowds) max homa settled in for a 70 & is at 2 under par tied for 17th...max will play with jordan spieth tomorrow in the final round with very little pressure unlike today, expect homa to "ngf" which he has inscribed on his glove as a reminder (hint: rhymes with "not give trucks") & play well mañana

did you know that byeong hun an got statistically the 3rd best short game on the pga tour this season?...that wuz on display again with multiple up & downs for pars, his technique & imagination is remarkable...a 3rd round 69 puts ben at 1 under par & tied for 24th...a super low round tomorrow could get him into the top 10 in the tournament which would ensure an automatic invitation to the 2024 open

@TerpsFootball priority target, Samir Camacho - Cypress Falls Hs (TX).. Class of 2024 has announced his commitment date. A Texas 6A All District selection as a Junior.. The 6-foot-4, 280-pound Offensive Tackle holds nearly 30 D1 offers. Finalists include Texas-San Antonio, TCU,… https://t.co/7IxpC2IzUd

— Cʜᴜᴄᴋ ᴅᴏᴜɢʟᴀs ✪ (@ChuckDouglas_) July 21, 2023

2024 cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch is 100% all in with 3.4 gpa payton stewart

unicorns for bloesch#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development with coach bloesch on the field & intellectual capitalism in the classroom)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

https://instagr.am/p/CkW_77YOORo
tj owens=king of lasagna (except u, sioape the leanest poly bad azz of them all)

cal's monster offensive line (likes softball & lousy golf courses)#

northwestern decommit payton stewart to oregon state

truck stop academics (50 year decision to exude brokeness)@#

nordstrom's got good skin care products#

It all comes down to this.@TheOpen coverage begins at 4:00 a.m. ET on @USANetwork.

Everything you need to follow the final round at Royal Liverpool ⬇️

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) July 23, 2023

british open 4th round update:

congrats to max homa on his disciplined final round of 69 in inclement rainy azz weather to earn his 1st top 10 finish in a major, watch out for max at the master's next april in the next major...will be interesting to see if max still defends his fortinet pga title in yountville this september given the team time/international travel requirements for the usa team at the ryder cup in italy...mr arcadia district just moved up to #7 in the world golf rankings
https://www.pgatour.com/article/news/latest/2023/07/23/max-homa-earns-first-top-10-finish-in-a-major-the-open-championship-british-hoylake-brian-harman

also a solid 72 for byeong hun an to finish tied for 23rd as ben continues his ascent in the world golf rankings (currently #78)

interesting scary azz fact:

a significant # of the true student athletes listed above ^ could potentially depart after the 2023 season with berkeley degrees...decisions to return & pursue the cameron institute grad cert program or perhaps another graduate program will be announced after this season

*****matthew cindric: outta eligiblity, nfl prep work/combine after season (haas biz ad undergrad degree, currently 2nd year masters education)
*****barrett miller: outta eligibility, nfl prep work/combine after season (stanford mechanical engineering undergrad degree, currently enrolled in grad cert program)
*****brian driscoll: potential 6th year (currently enrolled in grad cert program)
*****brayden rohme: potential 6th year (currently enrolled in grad cert program)
*****ender aguilar: potential 5th year (majoring in data science)
*****everett johnson: potential 5th year (majoring in sociology)
*****jaedon roberts: potential 5th year (majoring in african american studies)
*****colin hamilton: potential 5th year (majoring in political economy)

yeah coach bloesch & coach saffell r gonna have some very important discussions that will dramatically impact the 2024 season

https://instagr.am/p/CfrUfYRBK_P
ha ha, hollywood, ur striking screenwriters could not script/make up the next piece of utter corruption ima gonna exclusively share with u



from bad to worser (vilebrequin paris>>>>>>vilebrequin rodeo drive) #

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ha ha, hollywood, ur striking screenwriters could not script/make up the next piece of utter corruption ima gonna exclusively share with u



from bad to worser (vilebrequin paris>>>>>>vilebrequin rodeo drive) #

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Can't wait to read it.

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the monster made a post a month ago wondering why there aren't any interviews with james arthur knowlton, that post has since disappeared but no worries here are my questions & the responses from beth tafolla-voetsch the senior associate athletics director & chief development officer reprinted in their entirety (beth's answers are in italics)

question: I've been told my multiple major donors that Knowlton has been allegedly been told by Jennifer Simon-O'Neil that "for every dollar spent on men's basketball that a dollar needs to be spent on women's basketball," I'd like to get to the bottom of that misinterpretation of Title IX which is not shared by any other University in the nation.

answer: We need to invest in our men's basketball program and our commitment to gender equity won't impact our commitment to a successful men's basketball program. It should be noted, the law does not require us to spend the same amount of money but does require the experience of student-athletes to be equitable. We believe in gender equity and are committed to equitable experience for our student-athletes.

question: I'd also like to know if Jennifer Simon-O'Neil has signed off any academic silver bullet admissions for any incoming women's athletes during the last 5 years and if so how the compliance team is monitoring her potential engagements with those families to ensure there are no Varsity Blues repercussions.

answer: We would ask you to please reference the Cal Athletics Department Policy Manual that we shared with you last fall.

question: Would also like Markeisha Everett's marketing plans for Cal football and basketball, how come both programs are not making inroads in selling tickets with those without a Berkeley affiliation (particularly families) that are priced out of buying Golden State Warriors tixs and with the departure of the Oakland Raiders?

answer: Our pricing model for football and basketball is reflective of the market we are in and we have affordable tickets and payment plans for fans.

question: How are these 2 market share spaces being systematically pursued for season tix/gameday tixs selling opportunities?

answer: We continue to do market research and implement strategic plans to make us competitive in the market.

question: Why does she (Markeisha Everett) still got a 11 person communications team, can the coaches of these non revenue sports not write their own gameday reports which would allow this department to be rightsized to a couple of employees like her peer institutions that don't have Big 10 financed affluence?

answer: Our athletic communications staff has a myriad of duties in addition to writing game recaps and their work helps ensure our coaches can focus on our student-athletes.

question: Has Tom Lowry borrowed any funds either externally or internally from the University during the last year and if so what are the repayment terms for that debt?

answer: Yes, the department has. Please contact the Campus CFO to inquire about the repayment terms for the bridge loan we took from the campus in FY22.

further update: I've asked Beth for a one or two sentence response summarizing the total dollars that have been borrowed from the Central Campus.

question: Was Coach Charmin Smith's contract extended another year like other coaches due to COVID and when does her current contract expire?

answer: Yes all coaches including Coach Smith's contract was extended due to the pandemic.

question: What steps is the Athletic Department taking to reduce costs given the uncertainty of future revenue flow?

answer: We continue to monitor the changing landscape of college athletics and will continue to review and adapt when necessary. We are always looking for ways to increase revenue and hold down costs. Over the past three years, we have instituted hiring slowdowns, temporary pay reductions for coaches/staff, and reductions to sport and administrative operating budgets in order to balance revenue with expenses.

question: Will Knowlton consent to an interview with me?

answer:

as this transparent conversation indicates beth is an exemplary senior employee doing her best in a challenging work environment with both of the department's top 2 ranked bureaucrats currently under investigation by the chancellor's office which will hopefully result in their terminations & potentially even criminal charges

when the con artist & o'neil are walked to their cars, andrew mcgraw will be hired as the next athletic director to bring focus to the revenue sports of football & basketball while downsizing the currently financially unsustainable 30+ sports with beth tafolla-voetsch promoted to the #2 position within the department

the curse of the red baron (shut up, shocky)#

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latest update: former air force employee/current athletic department cfo tom lowry is now refusing to share with me in a sentence or two the total amount borrowed by the athletic department during the 2022 fiscal year & the general terms of the repayment

i've made a public records request for this information & also emailed the cfo of the central campus with a carbon copy to lowry requesting this simple information that should less than a minute to share with me

at a time of declining conference revenues/future uncertainty & less projected future donations to the athletic department (dollars will instead flow nationwide to nil collectives) it is financially reckless that knowlton decided to borrow money that will never have the funding for repayment rather than address the real issues of 30+ financially unsustainable sports, non performing coaches like sam crosson & charmin smith and costly buyouts due to his mismanagement of fox's contract & bureaucratic bloat within the department

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Washington State president Kirk Schulz says WSU athletics will have “temporary freeze on all current & future vacant positions until further review, as well as a pause on non-essential travel, purchases & new professional development” because of “significant decrease in Pac-12…

— Brett McMurphy (@Brett_McMurphy) May 23, 2023

a tale of two cities:

in pullman they are recognizing the new financial realities & cutting costs as financially responsible stewards to ensure cougars sports can compete in the future

in berkeley the con artist & his trusted confidante "jenny" have instructed cfo tom lowry (former air force employee, his dislike of cal football is apparent within 5 minutes of speaking with him) to borrow money from the central campus which will never realistically be available for repayment (long after they've departed berkeley never to be seen again)

and that's why they are requiring me to submit public records requests, they do not want to transparently share with me (and by extension you) the debt that they are amassing in berkeley

and that's just ****** up

the good news is that the original munger redacted report is not favorable for knowlton & simon-o'neil, the current chancellor investigation into both of them will be grounds for their terminations...u can bookmark this prediction, ok?

the con artist with his $1,300,000+ salary is taking a page out of the larry scott career management playbook...he's not gonna cut any of his financially unsustainable 30+ sports or reduce his hot mess of lazy azz bureacrats, that's gonna be someone else's problem

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cal's monster class exclusive update:

the cal athletic department has borrowed $11,000,000 from the central campus instead of cutting teams/rightsizing the internal bureaucracy

cfo tom lowry has responded to my public information requests with the following statement:

"In FY 22, Cal Athletics borrowed $11M from Central Campus to help offset short term revenue losses, and properly characterized the loan for NCCA and external audit reporting. Campus agreed to provide an $11M interest only/forgiveable loan (FY22), with a 29 year loan (FY22-FY51), interest/payment free for ten years (FY22-32), at a 3% interest rate."

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82, wut???

payton stewart is a future coos bay flying beaver convenience store supervisor exuding brokeness & will probably end up marrying a lot lizard with cfm pumps & eventually die of painful stds in a broken down trailer with no electricity with unpaid bills piled up on the 2nd hand greasy microwave

when payton is 30 years of age this will all be very clear to him, nobody that's tryna build generational wealth would ever turn down a cal or northwestern degree for an oregon state skool diploma

nobody

nordstrom got good skin products#

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Is this a movie script?

https://instagr.am/p/4nQuSZAlYi
ursine, the working script is currently in development with my golf buddy hollywood...he's working with casting to sign payton stewart for the role but if he's not available because of rehab or something then david abajian will also audition...when payton & david (remarkably neither one of them cited academics when making their commitments) are 30 and broke as **** with worthless oregon state degrees they won't have a sag card or most of their teeth which could be advance screening issues

current working title is "fast times at the coos bay flying beaver convenience store" but legal is not 100% on board citing trademark infringement & **** like that...but my favorite production assistant tells me this won't be an issue so who knows?

don't tell nobody but the key to selling the pitch to the executive producers is the inclusion of a curvy brunette yoga female in a lead role, the final scene will play with the audience's emotions when she breaks up with the former beaver as he's being arrested (again) for public intoxication (she tells him this with tears in her eyes as he's being placed in handcuffs & leg restraints into the back of the police cruiser, "payton, im sorry but i can't take showers forever at the yoga studio just because the water got turned off again in our trailer") in favor of a cal, stanford or ivy league grad who belongs to waverley country club in portland...that's just how the real world works after you've left barbieland (college) in a fiercely competitive global economy that favors the well educated, if ur unedukated/underedukated ur ******

if u wanna be an extra in the wild azz t-rex pool scene at the decrepit abandoned motel lodge pool with brackish water in roseburg in scene 18 plz send me a pm (there will no financial payments but extras will receive multiple chocolate glazed donuts with fuchsia sprinkles from catering if interested on the day of shooting, remember the 5:00 am roll call, ok?)

yeah this really isn't that complicated

https://instagr.am/p/CsW7k08yjet
corvallis is a dream skool (for those with kinda worthless degrees that r gonna exude brokeness at age 30 living in a sorry azz broken down burnt orange with paint chipping trailer in lane county)#
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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https://instagr.am/p/4nQuSZAlYi
ursine, the working script is currently in development with my golf buddy hollywood...he's working with casting to sign payton stewart for the role but if he's not available because of rehab or something then david abajian will also audition...when payton & david (remarkably neither one of them cited academics when making their commitments) are 30 and broke as **** with worthless oregon state degrees they won't have a sag card or most of their teeth which could be advance screening issues

current working title is "fast times at the coos bay flying beaver convenience store" but legal is not 100% on board citing trademark infringement & **** like that...but my favorite production assistant tells me this won't be an issue so who knows?

don't tell nobody but the key to selling the pitch to the executive producers is the inclusion of a curvy brunette yoga female in a lead role...if u wanna be an extra in the wild azz t-rex pool scene at the decrepit abandoned motel lodge pool with brackish water in scene 18 plz send me a pm (there will no financial payments but extras will receive multiple chocolate glazed donuts with fuchsia sprinkles from catering if interested on the day of shooting, remember the 5:00 am roll call, ok?)

yeah this really isn't that complicated

https://instagr.am/p/CsW7k08yjet
corvallis is a dream skool (for those with kinda worthless degrees that r gonna exude brokeness at age 30 living in a sorry azz broken down orange with paint chipping trailer in lane county)#

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I'm teeing this up for Amazon Prime. Bradley Cooper will have a cameo as his biological father and I'm thinking Margot Robbie for Bradley's wife. They sit him down and tell him he's made a massive mistake and have him write a handwritten note to Wilcox asking if he can enroll next year.

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The athletic department has raised upwards of 200 million dollars through the Light The Way: The Campaign for Berkeley.

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hate red, not sure u fully understand how fundraising works in the real world as opposed to barbieland..if knowlton got $200,000,000 then why is the athletic department borrowing $11,000,000 & there's zero progress forward on the basketball practice facility?

answer: there's a difference between funds being raised (non binding pledges) & collected

my annual fundraising efforts here in maricopa county for animal rescue advocacy (protecting the most vulnerable/frightened creatures among us living daily in scary & dangerous circumstances on the streets) is significantly more than the cal football & basketball nil programs combined

what's the secret?

when pledges r made shocky collects a check (always written directly to the rescue facility of their choice, no checks are ever written to the monster, ima not operating in a fiduciary capacity) from them within 48 hours & will meet them wherever/whenever to get that done, there's no ******* check in the mail with me...my donation to collection ratio is almost 100% within 48 hours



shocky is a mixed mutt with a relentless motor (clothes r for losers, just ask any doggy)#

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A university cannot publicly and legally claim that it has raised x number of $ unless they are secured. I don't know why the athletic department had to borrow 11m dollars. You would have to ask JK. What I do know, is that the athletic department has raised more than $200m. Unless the university is in the habit of lying to the public, the funds have been raised. Look it up or call the university. I think you're the one in Barbie land.

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hate red, u bring up some great points including the fact i may be living in barbieland at modern yoga but it's a fact that on an annual basis i collect significantly more for maricopa county animal advocacy than the cal football & basketball nil programs combined with checks in hand during the 1st 48 hours after a pledge...do u think immediately collecting donations is a good fundraising biz practice?...do u think my haas biz ad degree wuz good prep for the real world or do u think attending oregon state & living in a burnt orange trailer with a greasy 2nd hand microwave in coos bay would've been a better move?

anyways ur rite that knowlton should be asked these questions, why is he borrowing $11,000,000 instead of cutting teams/bureaucratic expenses & not breaking ground on the basketball practice facility when he got $200,000,000 securely in his back pocket?...that makes no sense, rite?

but u know he is an out of state (he rents in berkeley) absentee athletic director during the current chancellor investigation of him re: mckeever, that he's the only ad in the united states that don't got any social media communications and plays dodgeball with any interview attempts & that this site has taken the remarkable position to not question any of his mind boggling decisions such as unilaterally extending fox another year of his contract & then buying him out the following year

good idea it would be fun to question jim in person, will he be speaking at any alumni events before the north texas game in denton?...do u think he would prefer that the monster not shout over him asking questions requesting transparency in a very public setting & instead invite him to play the new gil hanse course in frisco with me & slim wadie on the morning of gameday?

100% agreed that there's no way knowlton is lying to anybody about donations or really anything

fyi, i think barbieland is one (not two) words bit i'll check with my sources to be sure

is the con artist (or shocky) living in the real world or wut?#

One day closer!

Our 2023-24 tournament schedule is here.

🗓️ » https://t.co/LbYTrMrTBe#GoBears pic.twitter.com/WS6txSAzyN

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) July 25, 2023

2024: the return to the ncca championship tournament#

The cheating story this week made me remember the closest thing to cheating I personally dealt with at an event…
The pro I was playing with hit his shot (started at the yellow dot where the pin was and HOOKED) into the green circle if not more left. He wanted to drop at the red… pic.twitter.com/zjgb5aAy8O

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) July 26, 2023

berkeley teammates michael kim & max homa got the best twitter accounts on the pga tour

bears r storytellers (particularly those that wuz inspired in college by cal's monster class)#

https://instagr.am/p/ChST7gvl-65
"fast time at the coos bay flying beaver convenience store" movie update:

apparently there are major script/plot issues according to a major studio's development team...payton's female love interest is a skanky lot lizard with cfm pumps & multiple stds, casting is stating there is no female lead actress on planet earth that can combine that role while also being a wholesome curvy brunette yoga female from an academically mediocre school

no es bueno

ruh roh (shocky is a dumb azz)#

Heads were turned when Jaylen Brown and the Celtics reportedly agreed on a $304 million extension, the largest contract in NBA history.

While he has some improvements to make to his game, deals like these may only become more common, writes @Herring_NBA https://t.co/WyGfaGjEWr

— Sports Illustrated (@SInow) July 25, 2023

shocky's yoga buddy is gonna paid with the largest contract in the history of the nba....yeah $304,000,000
is the end game for building generational wealth via cal's monster class, together we fell in the sun





cal is a yoga/meditation school#