cal's monster offensive line

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look 89, shocky spoke with 300+ fans including mike safell & marshall cherrington, students in the rooting section & members of the cal band re: stormin' the floor if the bears won their 1st game of the season, u can imagine my ******* surprise when nobody (including my disloyal as **** daughter tay) followed the monster to the center of the universe (center court at haas/harmon)

**** me



y not (stormin' the floor?)#
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Last year, his mom accused Aristotle Thompson of being too biased to play her son. I had previously seen her rant about his playing time on Golden Blogs. I tried to politely tell her that she wasn't helping her son.

https://bearinsider.com/s/3379/bear-insider-video-cal-running-backs-chris-street-ashton-hayes/2/replies/2118484

She then private messaged me, telling me that, "Cal may view this as a public threat of retaliation."

Lol.
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^ thx for sharing gmp

cray cray moms#
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textbook 101 on how to storm the ******* floor, pay attention dumb azzs (this is not complicated)

the magic of cal basketball (purple/fuschia is the new black)#
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GMP said:

Last year, his mom accused Aristotle Thompson of being too biased to play her son. I had previously seen her rant about his playing time on Golden Blogs. I tried to politely tell her that she wasn't helping her son.

https://bearinsider.com/s/3379/bear-insider-video-cal-running-backs-chris-street-ashton-hayes/2/replies/2118484

She then private messaged me, telling me that, "Cal may view this as a public threat of retaliation."

Lol.


Hayes got 15 yards on 9 carries (1.7 YPC) in their opener. But yeah, he's better than Ott, right.
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part v

school: duke

mascot: the blue devil

stadium: wallace wade stadium (40,004 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #18
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: coach k (just like ucla's john wooden) built a legacy of winning championships with a foundation that wuz built upon a booster buying/recruiting blue chip future nba players via free whips (econ & dunker, that's cars, ok?) for the young ones & payments (masked as fake jobs) to their parents

best gameday golf: eagle point (did the hang in the men's grill after the round for an hour with michael jordan)



shocky's favorite duke grad: asu's basketball head coach bobby hurley also works out at the village in north scottsdale (next to silverleaf) & it's fun to ask questions & listen to him candidly break down the skillsets of the current cal basketball roster
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this $ec **** is getting live (r u gonna be at memorial stadium sat nite?)#
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calumnus said:

GMP said:

Last year, his mom accused Aristotle Thompson of being too biased to play her son. I had previously seen her rant about his playing time on Golden Blogs. I tried to politely tell her that she wasn't helping her son.

https://bearinsider.com/s/3379/bear-insider-video-cal-running-backs-chris-street-ashton-hayes/2/replies/2118484

She then private messaged me, telling me that, "Cal may view this as a public threat of retaliation."

Lol.


Hayes got 15 yards on 9 carries (1.7 YPC) in their opener. But yeah, he's better than Ott, right.

I'm sure Hayes is better than Ott. Okay, Ott ran for 188 yards, but he needed 20 carries to do it. Hayes was just getting warmed up on his first 9 carries. If he had had eleven more, he would've gone for 288 yards!


Signed,
- somebody's parent
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part vi

school: pittsburgh

mascot: roc the panther

stadium: acrisure stadium (shared with the pittsburgh steelers, 68.400 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #235
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: franco harris did not invent spaghetti o's or pepto bismal

best gameday golf: oakmont & fox chapel



shocky's favorite pittsburgh grad: author john irving
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this is the most points put on the scoreboard during the coach wilcox era, r u gonna b there for the fireworks saturday nite or wut???...which is kinda surprising cuz james arthur knowlton tole me to my face that billy musgrave wuz a "genius"

this is NOT the same old cal football team (cash & electricity in the air thx to bagman sebasta)
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sebasta is a biz man#

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^ thx for sharing gmp

cray cray moms#


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^ that's some funny stuff, walter...my favorite line is moms comment that her son could "play special teams or free safety or DEnd"
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coach walter's team is in 2nd place heading into the final round & only 3 strokes behind purdue, an opening season tournament win is within their grasp manana

the tournament's biggest story is true freshmen eric lee (the #1 ranked player in the world in the 2023 class, he's playing as an individual which is kinda like bringing jaylen brown off the bench) who gotta chance to become the 1st california golden bear in its storied history to win his 1st tournament

reality is that if eric wuz part of the 5 scoring bears instead of playing as an individual cal would not be down 3 strokes but leading by 5 strokes


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cal's monster class acc introductions: part vii

school: virginia tech

mascot: hokiebird

stadium: lane stadium (65,632 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #94
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: shocky is a lite social drinker but the nite aaron rogers led the bears to an epic 52-49 bowl game victory vs the hokies in downtown phoenix the monster still don't know he got back to the tree fort in the early hours of the morning (that's the magic of cal football)

best gameday golf: homestead resort (cascades)

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shocky's favorite virginia tech employee: chancellor dr timonthy sands (got berkeley undergrad, masters & doctorate degrees in the sciences) who pushed back against an athletic director & fanbase that did not favor calford & smu expansion with a yes vote for invitations
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the magic of cal football cannot be fully comprehended/experienced unless ur there in person anymore that u can get a yoga/meditation practice by watching some **** on tv/laptop or something

there's gonna be a battle at the barricades this sat nite, r u gonna be there?



memorial stadium (the epicenter of planet earth at 7:30 pm on 9/9/23)#
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part viii

school: louisville

mascot: cardinal bird

stadium: l&n federal credit union stadium (60,800 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #423 (ouch)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: back in the day before the internet shocky wuz playing the usa top 100 list (the world top 100 lists came later) & drove up to an ugly azz golf course with 100 foot transformers bisecting the middle of the golf course & asked the outside services young man where wuz valhalla golf club?...he sez "your here!"

best gameday golf: valhalla

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monster note: if u look carefully at the far left side of this foto u can kinda see the transformers

shocky's least favorite louisville employee: rick pitino won championships by employing underage hookers on recruiting official visits (moms of prospects wuz never invited on these trips), he shielded himself from blowback by hiring unethical piece of **** human beings like wyking jones (who knowlton described as a young coach who needed more time) as assistant coaches to get this done...yeah mark fox (who knowlton extended another season despite being the worst coach in college basketball & then fired a year later after a 3-29 season) wuz a lazy azz out of touch white guy (kinda like the con artist) but fox wuz at his core a good human being at least
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cal's monster class acc introductions: part viii

school: louisville

mascot: cardinal bird

stadium: l&n federal credit union stadium (60,800 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #423 (ouch)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: back in the day before the internet shocky wuz playing the usa top 100 list (the world top 100 lists came later) & drove up to an ugly azz golf course with 100 foot transformers bisecting the middle of the golf course & asked the outside services young man where wuz valhalla golf club?...he sez "your here!"

best gameday golf: valhalla

https://instagr.am/p/CUM0WjbL5XV
monster note: if u look carefully at the far left side of this foto u can kinda see the transformers

shocky's least favorite louisville employee: rick pitino won championships by employing underage hookers on recruiting official visits (moms of prospects wuz never invited on these trips), he shielded himself from blowback by hiring unethical piece of **** human beings like wyking jones (who knowlton described as a young coach who needed more time) as assistant coaches to get this done...yeah mark fox (who knowlton extended another season despite being the worst coach in college basketball & then fired a year later after a 3-29 season) wuz a lazy azz out of touch white guy (kinda like the con artist) but fox wuz at his core a good human being at least

We have a new conference in our future. We have an immediate campaign to secure the future of our NIL. We even have a new basketball coach, who, though he hasn't coached a single Cal game, has people excited. Football showing a real offense, at least initially.
I get the JK hate...Helen Keller would look at your thread and get the hate. And just maybe the swimming investigation will do him over.
But come on, if we ever needed optimism, isn't it now? Talking about Wyking? That's supposed to get me looking into flights for Cal basketball?
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mb, luv ur positive karma/energy but the reality is that the cal athletic department is still heading towards financial bankruptcy with the current direction of still not reducing expenses (bloated bureaucracy & financially unsustainable sports that need to be cut), the 78 year old christ's comment above confirms she's more worried about her legacy than chapter 11

balance sheets/income statements don't lie, amigo

and continuing to borrow money from the central campus like the $11,000,000 loan that knowlton tole his staff to try to hide from me but wuz still unearthed thru my repeated public records requests is not gonna work, kicking the can down the road is not a haas biz school endorsed strategy on wall street

so here's the 2023 monster plan: terminate james arthur knowlton & his #2 confidante jennifer simon-o'neil and then appoint andrew mcgraw as the interim athletic director (with a significant bump in pay) & beth tafolla-voetsch (also with a bump in pay) as the administrator in charge of women's sports

https://instagr.am/p/CpOGqc8MZKk
then sir francis drake will hopefully appoint frontrunner san diego state's fantastic adela de la torre (multiple berkeley degrees, bay area native, loves sports) as the next chancellor of the #1 public university in the world (including yuma & ibiza)

yeah it's gonna take a latina female from cali to get this **** straightened out...vamos


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a dozen plus cal fans who attended the pregame cal get together tole me at the game saturday that knowlton 100% embarzzed himself by speaking to the group about his non existent involvement in the acc invitation, he's not fooling anybody anymore including the majority of cal's largest football donors

the con artist is not very good at reading the room but then again he's an absentee bureaucrat that lives in colorado springs most of the year that has misfunded football & basketball for years among his countless mistakes with financial consequences
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mb, luv ur positive karma/energy but the reality is that the cal athletic department is still heading towards financial bankruptcy with the current direction of still not reducing expenses (bloated bureaucracy & financially unsustainable sports that need to be cut), the 78 year old christ's comment above confirms she's more worried about her legacy than chapter 11

balance sheets don't lie, amigo

and continuing to borrow money from the central campus like the $11,000,000 loan that knowlton tole his staff to try to hide from me but wuz still unearthed thru my repeated public records requests is not gonna work, kicking the can down the road is not a haas biz school endorsed strategy on wall street

so here's the 2023 monster plan: terminate james arthur knowlton & his #2 confidante jennifer simon-o'neil and then appoint andrew mcgraw as the interim athletic director (with a significant bump in pay) & beth tafolla-voetsch as the administrator in charge of women's sports

https://instagr.am/p/CpOGqc8MZKk
then sir francis drake will hopefully appoint frontrunner san diego state's fantastic adela de la torre (multiple berkeley degrees, bay area native, loves sports) as the next chancellor of the #1 public university in the world (including yuma & ibiza)

yeah it's gonna take a latina female from cali to get this **** straightened out...vamos




Do you believe you haven't been clear about Knowlton prior to this post?
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if knowlton does his modus operandi run up the steps after the 1st quarter by my 50 yard line aisle seat around the 25th row this saturday nite then the answer is no

complacency is not in the monster's vocabulary

the monster is relentless (and will not quit, will not die)#
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Really great news to hear he's in remission again as well
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it's official, brian driscoll has moved his attitude from la jolla to national city



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cal finishes the marquette intercollegiate at erin hills in 2nd place at +14 & 3 strokes behind winner chattanooga at the former us open venue

what did we learn?

1) eric lee is a generational talent, he needs to be exempt from qualifying for tournaments along with sampson...if eric wuz in the 5 player scoring lineup the bears finish +1 & win this tournament by a runaway 10 strokes...just like homakawa he rolled in clutch birdies on the 16th & 18th holes to co share the tournament championship trophy

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2) sampson zheng finished at -2 for the tournament & is one of the top golfers in the nation...bet

3) the play at the 2023 us amateur (missing 64 player match play by only 1 stroke out of an elite field of 312 golfers) wuz not a fluke as emerging tony chen finished tied for 12th & is poised for an absolutely breakout season

4) true freshman from plano texas ethan fang got his promising college career started with a solid tie for 19th finish

5) ethan chung hit a lotta good shots enroute to 6 birdies in the 3 rounds but wuz undermined by 5 double bogeys, gotta do a better job with damage control/risk management in future tournaments

6) daniel heo is not gonna get married at the erin hills clubhouse someday

7) the coaching staff needs to do a better job of strategizing club selections with the team in the future on par 3s...today's 3 double bogey 5s on the par 3 9th hole cost the bears a trophy (a couple of pars would've changed the tournament outcome)...walter chun & peter ireland should've directed their players to shoot for the middle of the green on this diabolical short downhill par 3 with strong winds that wreak havoc on the aerial high flighted trajectory of short irons, the back right pin position as seen in the foto below is particularly nefarious



monster moral of the story: bringing jaylen brown off the bench & not starting him is a mistake

next tournament is in seattle on september 18th & 19th, this is shaping up to be a season for the ages
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running wild, running free, let's ******* go#
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2024 cal's monster class recruiting update:

the 2024 acc california golden bears are once again open for biz & one of the 1st official visitors of this exciting new era of east coastie fun gamedays is 6'5" 260 lbs apex predator edge defender bj canady from topeka high school in kansas

bj is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.91 gpa...his sister nijaree is a star for stanford softball...trust me he's not gonna pick a big 12 truck stop academic skool


listen to this articulate & poised young man, the big news is that he's gonna also play quarterback this season


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development with coach browning & studious work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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6'5" 295 lbs defensive tackle (could potentially flip to offensive tackle) nuku mafi from west high school in salt lake city wuz a high priority guest of honor at cal's 2024 junior day

nuku is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa but more importantly he got good hair (unlike coach browning)

with the 2024 california golden bears high school class projected to target around only 13-15 true student athletes, schollys are already at a premium which makes mafi's actionable offer even more special, he's a true all american

make no mistake about it, nuku is a grown azz man

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that are tired of the freezing azz snow)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

offense tackle prospect 3.7 gpa nuku mafi got 3 official visits scheduled:

cal: september 9th
utah: september 23rd
nebraska: september 30th

the bears 2023 class currently got 11 high school commits with a target of signing 2 trench workers...in addition to nuku mafi, it's possible that if cal formalizes an invitation to the acc & oregon state is relegated to a west coast minor league conference that current beavers commits 4.0 gpa david abajian and/or 3.4 gpa payton stewart might flip to the #1 ranked public university in the world & pass on an academically sorry azz coos bay degree or something

pound for ground#

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

my fellow poly bad azz nuku gonna be in the bay this weekend on an official visit

pound for ground (brah)#
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Shocky1 said:

cal's 2024 junior day update:

6'7" 330 lbs offensive lineman, class of 2025, 3.3 gpa#

high priority 2025 trench worker peter langi from riordan gonna be on the bears sidelines as an unofficial visitor for the auburn sec battle on september 9th

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and only a 30 minute drive to memorial stadium for the fam on gamedays)

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an offer to 2024 current san jose state commit 6'7" 246 lbs offensive tackle kalolo ta'aga from east palo alto & a teammate of peter langi

ta'aga is a +1 athlete that has focused on basketball & is now blowing up with offers nationwide during his 1st season evah of playing football

kalolo (best name evah, sometimes destiny is written in the stars) is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa at the academically rigorous riordan high school

go crusaders (building a pipeline to berkeley)#

the university of california berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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cal's monster offensive line gameday snaps vs north texas:

tj session: 86
brian driscoll: 84
sioape vatikani: 69
barrett miller: 62
matthew wykoff: 52
brayden rohme: 37
matthew cindric: 31
bastian swinney: 22
trent ramsey: 13
everett johnson: 13
dylan jemtegaard: 13
dashaun harris: 13

pound for ground#

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cal's monster class acc introductions: part ix

school: virginia

mascot: cavman

stadium: scott stadium (64,947 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #29
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: back in the day during the cal's monster class era when multiple mcdonalds all americans wuz recruited by shocky, we wuz sitting next to coach martin's wife roberta in the 1st row behind the bears bench in a nationally televised road game in charlottesville against them #5 ranked virginia...with a minute left in the game kingsley okoroh wuz intentionally fouled, 2 free throws would ice the game in the hostile screaming sold out arena...looked at roberta & asked her if she wuz confident in the king's ability to make the 1st of the 1 plus 1 pressure free throw...she looked down at her shoes & shook her head like a little girl...king missed the free throw & the bears lost in the final seconds on a off balance dagger to the heart 3 pointer...and the next morning the local airport wuz fogged in & it took 20+ hours to fly back home to the tree fort in the desert...yeah sometimes the magic of cal basketball hurts

best gameday golf: the fun 10 hole coore & crenshaw course at farmington country club



shocky's favorite virginia grads: tina fey & edgar allen poe
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berkeley is for prom kings, guys who act (sometimes) like a princess & sofa kings



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cal's monster class acc introductions: part x

school: florida state

mascot: chief osceola & renegade (his horse)

stadium: doak s campbell stadum (79,560 capacity)

2023 forbes academic ranking: #60
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

fun fact: florida state is gonna be a rival game, fsu prez richard d mccullough wuz basically a no vote for extending an invitation to calford & smu to join the acc

best gameday golf (gotta get 1st tee time): streamsong resort (red)



shocky's favorite florida state grad: jenn sterger (noted academian)
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this **** is getting live#
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let's roll, baby#
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