cal's monster offensive line

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andrew mcgraw for athletic director (knowlton is from 63rd)#
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no wonder these dumb azz california golden bears aren't leading the ******* bahamas tournament, they are putting **** into their bodies...r they really this dumb as ****?...did they flunk nutrition 69: intro to healthy lifestyles while in berkeley?...wut's their gpas?

coffee is for losers (max & colin need to do better, how about daily 32 oz green juices instead for natural energy?)#

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this **** is getting live#
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has offered 6'4" 300 lbs interior offensive lineman remington strickland, a former teammate of matthew wykoff at texas a&m


the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the great state of texas)
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2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 14 PUBLIC departing bears, additional medical & football retirements along with transfer (including grad transfer) & nfl announcements which will be forthcoming after the bowl game

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
david reese, inside linebacker...out of eligibility pending potential appeal for 7th season...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree

at the end of the day the # of scholly additions gotta equal the # of scholly departures for the 2024 season, got it?

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer



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no mention of the cal staff (perceived nil & utilization issues)#
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It's interesting - is there more cachet with the scholarship - like would certain players (like deserving walk ons) be just as happy to receive an equivalent NIL amount rather than be awarded a scholarship which might be more enticing to a high talent HS player, different reward strategies for someone who maybe has the ability to afford school without hardship?

That's too bad, we're going to miss KEO
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rkt, will be interesting to see which college keo picks (wuz there any tampering?) & how walking away from a berkeley degree is gonna work out when he turns 30 in terms of his financial net worth?

football is a violent sport, kaleb is one play away from working in the loading warehouse at the seattle restoration hardware, hope his next college offers an opportunity to build generational wealth

https://instagr.am/p/CN8oKNdBzW2
a berkeley degree is worth millions...



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Alkiadt
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Shocky1 said:

rkt, will be interesting to see which college keo picks (wuz there any tampering?) & how walking away from a berkeley degree is gonna work out when he turns 30 in terms of his financial net worth?

football is a violent sport, kaleb is one play away from working in the loading warehouse at restoration hardware, hope his next college offers an opportunity to build generational wealth

https://instagr.am/p/CN8oKNdBzW2
a berkeley degree is worth millions...



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He has a significant $$$ offer from an ex pac -12 school. Yes, the offer was before he announced.
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ant & everett=winners in literally every sense of the word as berkeley grads with unlimited futures

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 16 PUBLIC departing bears, additional medical & football retirements along with transfer (including grad transfer) & nfl announcements which will be forthcoming after the bowl game

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
david reese, inside linebacker...out of eligibility pending potential appeal for 7th season...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...transfer portal...berkeley degree

at the end of the day the # of scholly additions gotta equal the # of scholly departures for the 2024 season, got it?

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer



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cal's monster offensive line update:

what wuz the the most joyous player celebration of the 2023 season?

that would be when senior everett johnson got inserted into the game in the red zone at the cal fan end of the field...after he made a critical physical block to help facilitate jaydn ott's touchdown scamper, he did the happy dance with tj sessions that wuz PURE UNADULTERATED HAPPINESS

look, one of the reasons the most negative bears on this board are that way is because they don't actually go to the games in person & unfortunately television don't show those truly special moments of brotherhood that brightly illuminate the magic of cal football

everett tole me on the field that when coach bloesch inserted him into a heavy run package that he wuz ready for that moment in the big game

when i introduced myself to johnson & tole him ima shocky & that sometimes he kinda look like big foot, everett surprised me by picking me up & giving me a bear hug (this week has been a very good week for hugs for the monster)

luv this guy & hoping coach bloesch yells his # again in the red zone against them bruins



big foot (is real & smart/funny as ****)#
everett johnson=a spiritual leader on cal's monster offensive line

a berkeley grad forever#
Shocky1
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^^^ thx alky for the heads up confirmation re: keo

kaleb is gonna get some real world experience about the dangers of doing crooked deals with unethical manipulators that will walk away from him in a second when he's seriously injured

when keo is 30 he's gonna be looking back wondering why he traded away a berkeley degree worth millions for a potential nil one time payday & a truck, literally every berkeley grad on the list above is gonna have a greater net worth than him

and if he returns to cali, when he starts interviewing/tryna do deals with berkeley grads, good luck with that ****

go dawgs (like a db)#
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^^^ thx alky for the heads up confirmation re: keo

kaleb is gonna get some real world experience about the dangers of doing crooked deals with unethical manipulators that will walk away from him in a second when he's seriously injured

when keo is 30 he's gonna be looking back wondering why he traded away a berkeley degree worth millions for a potential nil one time payday, literally every berkeley grad on the list above is gonna have a greater net worth than him

and if he stays in cali, when he starts interviewing/tryna do deals with berkeley grads, good luck with that ****

fight on (like a db)#

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Unfortunately.
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Here are my "best wishes" to keo:

+ I hope he doesn't get injured
+ I hope he gets a degree from his next institution
+ I hope he has a happy life

That's it.
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kaleb, not wishing u best wishes going forward (ur doing backroom an illegal deal at the trap house says a lot about ur character), ur gonna find out real quick if ur seriously injured & carted off the field next season in seattle that ur money handlers are gonna be deleting ur digits on the ride to the hospital, ur just a piece of meat to them kinda like a male azz stripper

make sure u got ur resume printed up for the seattle restoration hardware, got it?...them rich people in redmond gonna need ur muscles to move the cloud into their drizzly azz mcmansions

both femi & j mike have seen both their on field production & nfl draft stock drop dramatically, r u gonna be #3?

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**** you Larry Scott!
"Cults don't end well. They really don't."
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Shocky1 said:

kaleb, not wishing u best wishes going forward (ur doing backroom an illegal deal at the trap house says a lot about ur character), ur gonna find out real quick if ur seriously injured & carted off the field next season that ur money handlers are gonna be deleting ur digits on the ride to the hospital, ur just a piece of meat to them kinda like a male azz stripper

both femi & j mike have seen both their on field production & nfl draft stock drop dramatically, r u gonna be #3?


Agree w you Shocky. My kid is at a birthday party of a famous golfer tonightโ€ฆ..
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willem, got no idea wut ur talking about, me & homa just had our b-days on the big game weekend in palo alto, my best b-day present wuz stormin' the field & doing 50+ headstand crunches on the 50 yard line on the stanford logo

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Shocky1 said:

https://instagr.am/p/CO8ZGkZDrfJ
willem, got no idea wut ur talking about, me & homa just had our b-days on the big game weekend in palo alto, my best b-day present wuz stormin' the field & doing 50+ headstand crunches on the 50 yard line on the stanford logo

https://instagr.am/p/CuxKIOEIazx
materials gifts r overrated (special hugs r epic)#
Sounds fabulous. Not Homa but a guy who has won an awful lotโ€ฆ.Comprende
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Trevino?
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philbert, any golfer friend of addy is probably not 90+ years old living in the sunlakes deep fried barracuda retirement home community or something & that's not meant in any way as disrespect to the merry mex

shocky daydreams at any latina that gotta good ponytail unlike the monster (shake that tail, chica)#
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cal's monster class coaching staff: good luck to coach plough moving forward his career as a head coach at the academically elite uc davis, tim did a terrific job developing jack endries into a dangerous downfield catch & run target over the middle 3rd of the field...fully expect jack to be one of the top tight ends in 2024 in the inaugural season of the acc

this also means that coach wilcox don't need to follow his recent plan of naming coach bloesch & coach plough as co offensive coordinators with spav (and his wife) moving to waco

for the 1st time in the coach wilcox era cal football finally has an IDENTITY...we will relentlessly run the ******* football with all american jaydn ott behind CAL'S MONSTER OFFENSIVE LINE & when opposing teams start putting 8 in the box we will take the roof off the top with mi latino amigo fernando mendoza making deep strikes downfield to our tight rotation wide receiving room of jeremiah hunter, trond grizzell & my crazy azz brah taj davis (who needs to improve on the untimely drops that followed him all season) along with the explosive mavin anderson & tight end jack endries who have uniquely shown an ability to create separation from defenders

bottom line, justin can now move forward with my monster staff of mike bloesch as the new offensive coordinator, mike saffell (haas biz ad grad) as the offensive line coach & matthew cindric (haas biz ad grad) as the offensive line graduate assistant following in saffell's footsteps

all this uninformed & dumb azz speculation of talking to rolo & the other wilcox rolodex of worthless retreads that wanna implement new schemes in berkeley is pointless

we got our guys, we will pound for ground with high gpa & high character trench workers who tirelessly identify as CAL'S MONSTER OFFENSIVE LINE

if justin got other plans, this thread is gonna be 100% about golf, yoga & my scratching my azz or something
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Sounds great Shocky. Now, what is the plan for getting rid of knowlton?
Start Slowly and taper off
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sonofabear51 said:

Sounds great Shocky. Now, what is the plan for getting rid of knowlton?


You gotta give it to knowlton. That squirmy ******* really can hang on to a job.
Shocky1
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51 & econ, there's a growing movement to replace the con artist with berkeley grad & director of football operations andrew mcgraw, the better question should be posed to greg richardson asking him why he's sitting on the sideline while knowlton steers the athletic department towards a catastrophic financial iceberg?

but no make no mistake about it, keo is as dumb (and unethical) as ******* rocks trading in a berkeley degree for $150k & a truck from washington...a berkeley degree is worth millions over a lifetime if one is financially inclined towards making money
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Shocky, who should be the TE coach going forward?
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If it's open season on UCLA's coaching staff, I'd love to pull someone like Jeff Faris.
Shocky1
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cam, that's the million dollar question, imo serious consideration should be given to hiring a full time special teams coach & moving the in line blocking tight ends to the offensive line room & downfield receiving threats jack endries/ben marshall/marquis montgomery (will be switching positions from wr to te this spring) to the wide receiver room or something

there is also the possibility of coach bloesch hiring an experienced quarterback coach or a qb analyst like chase garbers to work full time with nando & ej along with the walk ons (belay brummell got upside)

keep in mind that an upside in all of this moving forward is that spav's contract stipulates that baylor gotta pay cal $800,000 for the breach of employment...let's make sure mike saffell as the new offensive line coach & hopefully matthew cindric joining the staff get a piece of that coin (plus a case of beef flavored ramens from costco)

cam, please send the monster ur football resume?...or more importantly if ur a curvy brunette yoga female with a ponytail plz send me a foto or something, got it?



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Shocky1
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BearCam said:

If it's open season on UCLA's coaching staff, I'd love to pull someone like Jeff Faris.
ucla football is imploding in real time, chip kelly is as unlikeable as mark fox who wuz supported/extended by james arthur knowlton & the insiders at this site

agreed that if the tight end coaching position is offered that jeff faris is a proven developer/recruiter of high gpa talent...yeah maybe sirmon could take faris to shoneys or something to seal the deal
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Shocky, agree regarding KEO, big mistake especially with Cal on the rise.

Regarding Richardson, emails, phone calls, what else ya got in mind?

Start Slowly and taper off
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Alkiadt said:

Shocky1 said:

rkt, will be interesting to see which college keo picks (wuz there any tampering?) & how walking away from a berkeley degree is gonna work out when he turns 30 in terms of his financial net worth?

football is a violent sport, kaleb is one play away from working in the loading warehouse at restoration hardware, hope his next college offers an opportunity to build generational wealth

https://instagr.am/p/CN8oKNdBzW2
a berkeley degree is worth millions...



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He has a significant $$$ offer from an ex pac -12 school. Yes, the offer was before he announced.
Wonder how he will look in purple and gold.
Shocky1
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6956, keo traded his integrity, the friendships of teammates & a berkeley degree worth millions of dollars for washington's unethical & illegal offer of $150,000 & a truck

football is a violent game, kaleb's career is gonna be over sooner than later & if he's carted off the field in seattle next season his rapid downfall is gonna be really ******* ugly

there's not gonna be any monster tears for the disloyal dumb azz if his **** gets real kinda like femi & j mike who have seen their nfl draft stock hit rock bottom

go dawgs (to the corner liquor store)#
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california golden bears official visitors december 1st-3rd:

*****kalolo ta'aga, cal's monster offensive line, east palo alto (archbishop riordan hs)

*****syris corley, cal's monster offensive line, taylor texas (taylor hs)

*****keaton thomas, inside linebacker, jacksonville florida (trinity christian academy hs & northeast mississippi cc)

*****josiah martin, wide receiver, denton texas (guyer hs)
Shocky1
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an offer to 2024 current san jose state commit 6'7" 246 lbs offensive tackle kalolo ta'aga from east palo alto & a teammate of 2025 trench mate peter langi

ta'aga is a +1 athlete that has focused on basketball & is now blowing up with offers nationwide during his 1st season evah of playing football

kalolo (best name evah, sometimes destiny is written in the stars) is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa at the academically rigorous riordan high school

go crusaders (building a 30 minute driving time on gamedays for the fam pipeline to berkeley)#

the university of california berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

kalolo, is benji gonna do a barbecue this weekend or not?
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