cal's monster offensive line

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harebear said:

Regarding the suggestion of talking to businesses, I sent the following email to Yogurt Park in October. ( If anyone has a better template for talking to local business owners or large companies and trying to get them to sign-on I hope you will feel free to chime in. This wasn't the best choice of business because they probably don't do too much advertising but seeing them getting this free publicity from Cal student athletes prompted me to write.

Edited to Add: I would think that local eateries or retail establishments could get bigger game day crowds by having student athletes use social media to promote their businesses and say something like "Mention Cal Legends" or "Mention Cal Bears" for 10% off on Game Day.

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Subject: Yogurt Park mention on Pac-12 Network!

Dear Ryan,

I do not live or work in Berkeley right now but I was a long-time customer of your business going back to the late 1980s. I was then and continue to be a big fan of Cal Athletics.

Just an FYI that there is a "Yogurt Park" shout-out on this Cal Women's Basketball clip which aired on the Pac-12 Network!


I do not represent the California Legends Collective but if ever wanted to have Cal Women's Basketball players (or players from other Cal sports) do any marketing efforts for your company you should reach out to California Legends! They are a crucial part of keeping Cal athletics competitive/solvent and supporting Cal's student athletes.

Here is their website: https://calegends.com/
And here is the page for businesses: https://calegends.com/business/

Let me know if you would like a direct contact within the organization because I can probably find one.

With best regards,
xxxxxxx


Bless you. That's exactly what I'm talking about. We need to be our own change agents.
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former cal offensive line coach angus mcclure released from the nevada staff
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cal basketball's defense ranks #249 in the nation per ken pom metrics

offensive highlight reel fireworks don't win basketball games

cal's not so monster class defense#
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edge defender salesi manu from bishop manogue hs in reno with the commitment to asu

forks up#
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oskiswifeshusband said:

Shocky, senpapi, is this a good hire?


oskisgirlfriendisinrehab, the promotion of mike saffell to offensive line coach is an epic step forward in the trajectory of the cal football program, it's kinda like moving from a big 12 truck stop skool town to ibiza or something...college football recruiting (which includes the retention of current players with the transformational transfer portal) is best done by guys under 30 years old...retreads with experience at 15 stops along the way are never great, seldom got any upside, r frustrated tryna recruit prospects with gpas over 2.5 & don't stick around if they get another offer with a bump in pay...retreads r kinda like gas station sushi packages, got it?

mike is gonna be the head coach of the cal football program someday

no cap

as for the hiring of sterlin gilbert as the quarterbacks coach, coach mike bloesch is 100% deserving of our confidence in him making the right moves after inheriting literally the worst offensive line in the pac 12 in 2023 & transforming it into cal's monster offensive line with remarkably improved metrics in all phases of the game in 2024...very excited to see how nando's game flourishes at the 2024 cal spring football game, we'll all know a lot more about his developmental coaching at that time...and yeah identifying/signing a qb2 in the current transfer portal is really important too, the staff's current #1 target on the qb big board boise state's taylen green would bring an infusion of raw unreal +1 athleticism to the room along with 2024 huge upside commit ej caminong & true freshman whippy preferred walk on belay brummel (who will serve as qb2 in the independence bowl)
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onetime (poor sr season) offensive line cal recruit 2024 ikinansio tupou with the commitment to byu
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3 playing cards wuz awarded for the 2024 9/11 terrorist sponsored liv exhibition golf tour today, among the 17 players behind on the leaderboard wuz current cal senior sampson zheng & former max homa teammate frenchman joel stalter
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the state of college football in 2023 (3 games played, 4 tackles, looking for a 3rd school)#
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Shocky1 said:


the state of college football in 2023 (3 games played, 4 tackles, looking for a 3rd school)#
what a joke
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^ agreed goldy but orin did earn a berkeley degree so his bear down comment might just be referring to underage drinking/alcoholism in tuscon or something
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bears official visits r FUN#
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do headstands pregame with the en fuego high as **** gpa texas tech dance team (2nd from the left tells me she wanna touch my azz or something) & learn the raiders fight song, storm the field after the bears bowl game victory & do 50 stomach crunch headstands at midfield while interrupting coach wilcox's postgame interview with espn while screaming cal's monster offensive line over and over, get arrested/handcuffed on the independence bowl logo at midnite by shreveport police for unlawful disturbance of a public event as specified in the deep south penal code, narrowly escape thru the ventilation system with the assistance of a lifer named jimmy, get a tattoo in a smoky backroom of a riverboat casino from a flirty curvy brunette yoga female artist on my lower left butt cheek of a t-rex & take the all nite greyhound back to north scottsdale




things to do in shreveport#
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coach wilcox fashion victory: pants not wrinkly/coffee stained or something plus an ugly azz 2 for 1 shirt from the wawa, just look away#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for tai, tobey & teddye's dad)
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What's that bottle on the coffee table?????
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^ +100, is justin drinking a screaming eagle bottle of 2003 premium yountville blue labeled t-rex chateaux vin con vongole with our recruits at our alma mater or wut???

89 and wut's with all the unhealthy crap in tobey's garbagetime swag box at the claremont?

no wonder our 2023 safeties run like they got concrete in their cleats during passing coverage situations, anybody around here evah heard of apple slices for desert & 32 oz green juices every day?

**** balenciaga
https://instagr.am/p/BZrTU3Oje4v


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the monster's highest book star recommendation:

just finished reading lehane's small mercies which transports you to south boston (1970s during racial busing integration) & will absolutely break ur heart with its inspiring, brutal and unflinching portal into unfamiliar territory that questions our own tolerance for others

turn off the ******* nfl (feed ur mind)#
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congrats to elite 2025 6'1" 225 lbs inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran high school in irvine

carter is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.8 gpa & realizes that the cal defensive scheme funnels plays into the inside backers who annually rank among the nation's leading tacklers, this is arguably the most glamorous defensive position group in the acc

jones got multiple actionable sec offers including, he's gonna be a future starter in berkeley sooner than later as a quick twitch +1 athlete


hopefully coach sirmon is gonna get his next all conference inside backer & his 2027 qb bro caden new gloves or something


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the oc & the fabulous montage resort in laguna beach)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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jc backer keaton thomas with the commitment to baylor

waco>>>>cak berkley

gpas matter (at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
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2025 cal's monster class:

3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer


3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu

3.4 gpa 5'9" 173 lbs electric running back carter jackson from granite bay high school near sacramento...yeah the underdoggy is the most dangerous creature on planet earth

3.14 gpa (knows he can do better) 6' 185 lbs record setting running back jojo solis from aquinas high school in adelanto...let's ******* go, mr prezident




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development in the acc & intellectual capitalism thru hard work in the classrooms of berkeley all while listening to our favorite song)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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monster assessment of DEFENSIVE production ranking:



keonte kennedy: my favorite bear plays d with a magical spring in his step & a smile on his face while exhorting his teammates via clapping/shouting to raise their defensive games...nba level d iq facilitates his understanding passing lanes & moving thru (not around) screens while attacking the defensive boards with 100% energy..keonte is just FUN to watch

jaylon tyson: nba body but not a well rounded nba game at this time tyson competes for loose balls & is a physical presence on d...his poor passing decisions leading to turnovers & often dubious shot selection es no bueno but his defensive intensity is there due to his competitive nature

gus larson: yeah the walk on is one of the few bears that actually provides off ball defensive help when teammates are beaten off the dribble & plays with verticality in tryna prevent uncontested lay ups...this team is not gonna win more games until the d improves which means larson with his length has earned more minutes on the floor

vladmir pavlovich: a lockdown pesky d presence needs to improve his shooting mechanics to earn more minutes

rodney brown: plays d with enthusiasm with is surprising for a true freshman but terrible with off ball defensive help...could be an alan crabbe presence on d with his length

jalen celestine & devin askew: ok not great on d but got major upside when they become 100% healthy

monty bowser: lou richie's dragon got bounce but not much help on off ball defensive help

nd okafor: still reaching with his hands & fouling, the principal of verticality is gonna be his friend when he figures out how to play dominant d in the paint

jalen cone: gets bullied by opposing pgs on d & for such a talented athlete closes out shockingly slow on 3 pointers

fardaws aimaq: lacks lateral footspeed, gets burned multiple times every game by his opponent attacking the rim for uncontested buckets

grant newell: not really interested in playing d, last guy back in transition down the court



shut up shocky (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats)#
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good luck to all cal student athletes on their fall of 2023 final examinations which start tomorrow morning december 11th at 8:00 am thru this friday december 15th

the cal football team will be flying to shreveport on wednesday december 13th which means that any additional official visits will take place on monday & tuesday before the national signing day of december 20th thru the 22nd

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth
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Shocky1 said:


dear isaiah

how r u?

i am fine

hope u enjoy ur official visit to berkeley this weekend & congrats on being named ur jc conference's defensive most valuable player...more importantly u got good hair

why is trinity valley's mascot a cardinal?...r there a lotta cardinals in athens texas or something

the truth is that both of cal's safeties (they are elite tacklers of ball handlers) this season were really bad in passing coverage, they both lack the necessary footspeed to assist in coverage & that's why the 2024 bears defensive scheme is gonna feature much quicker & smaller safeties, got it?...and that's why ur 5'10" 175 lbs ball hawking stature is considered a plus in berkeley, ur 5 interceptions last season would be an upgrade for a program with slow azz safeties that don't cover nobody

look isaiah, ur not a dumb azz, did texas tech (the raiders are the bears opponent in the upcoming independence bowl) share with u on your official visit to cosmopolitan & diverse lubbock last weekend this kinda important document?...wut's tech ranked?
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

i dunno u gotta pick the best school for u, maybe u wanna work the security nite shifts at the presidential markets mall someday after football is done with u, a tech degree will 100% open that door for u

or u could build generational wealth at the #1 ranked public university in the world

let's be real here, this **** is not that complicated, ok?

shocky
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acc in 2024 (law school can wait, one more time with ur bros)#
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class social event of the year:

shocky will be hosting a FREE as **** brunch at the buc-ee's somewhere half way between dallas & shreveport on saturday january 16th...there will not be a dress code for this FUN event, fashion nova or animal clothing is just fine for this probable epic tailgate party

https://instagr.am/p/CKaJAo6pnyF
but if u wanna dress up for cal's bowl game monster holiday brunch at buc-ee's that's fine too

https://instagr.am/p/C0Zpwz9ui1m
curvy brunette yoga females (that are not related to me) will be given preference in the buffet line & a gas card or maybe something practical like a bottle of lumify or a pony tail hair ribbon



tv fans (u know, people who don't seek adventure in life) r encouraged to break their candy azz soft patterns of sitting on their expanding broken down sorry azzs like sofa kings eating glazed donuts with fuschia sprinkles & pounding down pabst malt liquor beer cans while watching cal football thousands of miles away further afar from the epicenter of the universe which for december 16th is gonna be shreveport louisiana

but make no ******* mistake about it, if the bears win then shocky is gonna STORM THE FIELD regardless of the consequences (pro tip: bringing some extra bail money is always a smart move in the deep south including but not limited to auburn for visiting berkeley hippies)

the monster requests ur presence

the time is now (for everything)#
FREE gameday brunch at buc-ee's update: the texas tech dance, cheer & spirit teams including the raiders very fast black stallion horsey have all rsvp'd in the affirmative to the shocky sponsored social event of the year

make sure u sign up today, space is NOT limited!

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texas tech university=#159 ranked school on planet earth
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/
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sam jackson v has entered the transfer portal

spoke to sam for 15 minutes after the north texas game in the team bus staging area in denton...he's kinda soft spoken & a very sweet kid who smiles a lot whose grown up with some major family issues back in chicago, u can't help root for this young man to be successful in life

jackson has been struggling with both injury & academic issues of late, the rumours of him moving to wide receiver wuz false information

sam wuz an academic silver bullet for berkeley admissions with a sub 3.0 gpa (yeah the monster kindly listed his gpa as 3.0+ in the gpa tracking post) & quite frankly wuz working against incredibly long odds from day 1 in handling both berkeley academics & acclimating as the starting qb...staff walking him to classes wuz never gonna be sustainable academic gameplan...this should've never happened & it's a direct result of spav never really understanding the rigors of berkeley undergraduate academics (davis webb did the grad cert program)...the recruiting team also shares responsibility in this ill conceived recruiting decision

this will not be an issue moving forward with qb recruiting, coach bloesch is a former high school educator & embraces berkeley academics unlike spav who tried to maneuver around academics

so wut's next for the remarkable +1 athletic mr jackson?

sam needs to let his body heal & enroll at a d2 school to avoid the ncca 2nd transfer eligibility restriction

this is a cautionary tale of adults making really poor decisions re: a young man's future, it will be a very SPECIAL DAY when sam becomes the 1st generational person in his family to earn a college degree

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 19 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
david reese, inside linebacker...out of eligibility pending potential appeal for 7th season...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree

at the end of the day the # of scholly additions gotta equal the # of scholly departures for the 2024 season, got it?

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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the staff's #1 qb target in the transfer portal taylen green with the commitment to arkansas

as the world turns berkeley (in the search for a high gpa portal qb)#
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New target hopefully
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oskisbrotherisamaleazzstripper, 100%

any cal fan that wuz at the idaho game this september in memorial stadium will tell u this baller is the real mccoy, absolutely luv his game

gevani is now 6'2" 185 lbs, he wuz lightly recruited as a senior at baldwin hills hs cuz he wuz only a slender 6' 160 lbs

gotta get those academic hs & college transcripts 1st but this could be cal's 2024 transfer portal qb
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looks like chandler rogers?
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Nvm we got Roger's Lmfao crazy
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NOICE
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when recruiting chandler rogers in the last cycle, the monster wuz advised he made the honor roll back in the day at mansfield high school in texas, he should be academically ready to transfer to berkeley with 1 year of remaining eligibility as a grad transfer enrolling in berkeley's grad cert program

this is a terrific recruitment of a mobile qb with d1 experience that is known to the staff, coach bloesch is also looking at 2 green meanie trench workers for the 2024 class

the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (including the great state of texas)

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I see 1 year of eligibility on different sites for Rogers.
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