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Berkeley here I come!! 💙💛🐻#GoBears 💙💛 pic.twitter.com/ZW9AoIPDHO

— Syris_corley (@Big_Sy64) November 28, 2023

cal's monster offensive line recruiting update: syris corley

with a limited number of available schollys for the 2024 class, actionable offers are at a premium to the #1 ranked public university in the world for this upcoming weekend's official visits in berkeley

the university of calverston is tripping 6'5" 275 lbs offensive tackle/defensive end syris corley from taylor high school which is north of austin near round rock (texas)

syris is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.0 gpa & knows he can do better academically

This is my senior high school highlights throughout the season! @CoachJonesB @CoachFuchs @kyleyoung_BSU @CoachNickGrimes @CoachBarnett_OL @Perroni247 @officialflow32 @MarcusBunton @ahunt90 @parkercundiff2 @MichaelKrabbeFB @BIGboehmTHEORY @CoachAKwon https://t.co/grDOVgZfEv

— Syris_corley (@Big_Sy64) November 25, 2023

check out corley at left tackle knocking the defensive player 25+ yards down the field, that's the kinda non stop motor that coach bloesch is targeting in trench workers that wanna relentlessly pound for ground...he plays too upright now with not enough knee bend (would benefit from a quick twitch yoga/meditation practice) but that's correctable with developmental coaching

yeah 3.8 gpa tyler knape needs a roomie for cal's summer bridge

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development coaching with coach bloesch & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

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look syris, ima fan of buc'ee's but breakfast at the claremont overlooking the palm trees & panoramic view of san francisco is way better than buc'ee's or steak & shake, got it?

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After a lot of thinking and talking to my family, I have decided that I will announce my decision on the 20th of December #committing pic.twitter.com/4xCgi3uDNO

— Syris_corley (@Big_Sy64) December 19, 2023

That was the blow that knocked us out of the USC game. Usually he's conservative but for some reason he wanted to play hero at that moment and it backfired.

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Shocky, Luckhurts is losing scholly why wouldn't Mateen get it? And why would the team bring in a worse kicker?

Not trying to discredit you but that doesn't make any sense.

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https://instagr.am/p/CshJNLFvLJW
oskisbrotherisamaleazzstripper, you want know wut else makes absolutely no ******* sense?

shocky sent marshall cherrington a couple of emails advising that asu commit & all american punter kanyon floyd (who attended the 2022 big game on his own dime & only got a pow offer from cal) might potentially flip if he got a full ride to berkeley like he did to asu

watched kanyon at a horizon high school game with zony bear this season, he punting motion is text book with an unreal high leg finish reminiscent of ray guy with elite +1 flexibility/athleticisim...he will be a all big 12 punter every year during his time in tempe while the cal staff continues to rely on slightly above average and inconsistent punting from transfer portal guys

kanyon would give cal a 4 year all acc punter with a 4.73 gpa who had a major interest in the haas biz school (his dream school wuz stanford)...but with no special teams coach nobody from cal ever went to watch him kick in any games & that's just really ******* bad personnel roster management

the 2024 monster dream special teams lineup included mateen at kicker, kanyon at punter & the bird as longsnapper

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First of all I would like to thank, Head Coach Chip Kelly, @CoachNudo, Coach Scifers and @EthanYoungFB for this amazing opportunity. After lots of consideration, I am excited to announce my commitment to UCLA. Go Bruins🐻@8nicknovak pic.twitter.com/yOj2wFJtPA

— Mateen B (@mateen_bhaghani) December 18, 2023

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thx for sharing cam, let's 100% root for mateen (who as a true freshman this season has not fully developed physically, his kickoff leg strength is only gonna continue to get better) to be a all big 10 kicker next season (while simultaneously rooting for usc & ucla to get their azzs handed to them against more physical football programs)

Shocky1 said:

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kalolo ta'aga with the commitment to usc

rashawn clark took an official trip to tuscon & is flipping to arizona

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Home. pic.twitter.com/gSZ0uOt48N

— Rahshawn . (@RahshawnClark_) December 18, 2023

wut's ur gpa, bro?#

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— 1️⃣Way Ray (@Raymoney333) December 18, 2023

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 21 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
ray woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree

at the end of the day the # of scholly additions gotta equal the # of scholly departures for the 2024 season, got it?

yeah there wuz 36 scholly departures for the 2023 season

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility, nfl indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity
darius long jr, defensive line...now a walk on for final semester, already earned berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas
ryan lange, guard...football retirement, will earn berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...fooball retirement, will earn berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement
aiden lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer portal to asu
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer

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Who is this mystery guy that Longwell wants to bring in that is not in the portal yet and missed all of his field goals this season?

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Putting together snippets I've read on various threads on this board over the past month, I would say take a look at the Georgia Tech roster and look for a kicker who went 0 for 3 in field goal attempts this season.

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If that's the guy, he seems like a pretty solid candidate. Appears to have a ton of leg strength and was very good in 2022. 0-3 in 2022 b/c he was beat out and became a long kick only specialist?

^ shocky is a ******* adult (except when he acts like a 9 year old boy) & will welcome the next kicker to cal (not their fault ryan longwell runs a biased clown show from 3000 miles further afar with an abysmal track record of developing kickers & punters based on metrics)

so if a 3 time all academic acc teamer with a degree & multiple times dean list 3.92 gpa in business administration from a strong academic school signs with the bears for the 2024 kicker scholly then shocky is gonna 100% root for this young man to do great things with his 2 years of eligibility in berkeley

2023 & 2024 california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the 2023 & 2024 yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2024 class:
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquise montgomery, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (3.0+ gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (3.0+ gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, athlete (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)

all 37 of these 2023 & 22 2024 scholly recipients are beating the statistics, **** the opinions and all the logisitics



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world

don't forget to take the chicken out#

https://instagr.am/p/C0Pe1kVMcdl

Strike Clark from the list.

thx durant-edited

Hey, this is McKade Matteur and I'd like to just clarify a few things about the differences between Cal and Oklahoma, ok?

First of all there are like a million Asians around campus, it's kinda like being in China or something. And a lotta Gays too.

Second of all, everyone is super sensitive. Like when I would try to talk to my teammates about Sandy Hook & the Holocaust not really happening, none of them wuz very respectful to me other than Luke Rubenzer.

And when I tole them that our true President Donald J. Trump was rightfully elected they would ask me for conclusive proof and other stupid **** like that.

Thirdly, I got no problem with Blacks but they need to know their place, ok? In Norman they know how to act right, got it? Reality is that slavery wuz not all that bad like the history books say it wuz.

Right now I gotta couple sexual harassment (ok, maybe rape, whatever) charges pending but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands and got this covered with a good defense firm plus the Sheriff in Norman is a Sooners football season tix holder & also the local Judge got bloodstains on his hands too.

As for Wilcox when I tole him I wuz gonna transfer he said "Well McKade we will support you in whatever you feel you need to do next in life" instead of just giving me a bag of money from donors like they do here in Oklahoma.

Look, I'm not stupid, I fully realize that a Oklahoma degree ain't worth **** but my Daddy is a big baller in the Woodlands so I'm not gonna be doing tractor sales & living in Section 8 housing like most of my teammates.

I'm glad to be out of California, BOOMER SOONERS, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

-McKade Metteur

oak, mckade started it, why isn't he in time out too?

Shocky1 said:

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oak, mckade started it, why isn't he in time out too?

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So his acting like a child justifies your behaviour? Thougt you were clssier than that, but as often seen money makers often lack class

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Shocky1 said:

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^ just got a note from mckade, the recent surgery went well & his man boob size is now a full d cup

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Cheap shots like this and the previous posts make you look more like a three year old having a tantrum

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Rubenzer is a Haas grad.

Shockey, seems like this CO player is your kinda guy. Maybe you can entice him into the portal?

oski003 said:

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Oakbear said:

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Shocky1 said:

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^ just got a note from mckade, the recent surgery went well & his man boob size is now a full d cup

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Cheap shots like this and the previous posts make you look more like a three year old having a tantrum

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Rubenzer is a Haas grad.

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003, i've played golf with luke (working for a hedge fund) & his scottsdale (desert mountain high school, hey wolves) buddy qb kyle allen of the buffalos bills...rubenzer's career got an upward trajectory (as is the case with all haas biz ad grads), his moms wuz the original cfo for shake shack

kyle tole me a couple of disparaging stories about spav when he wuz at texas a&m...asked allen wut's the biggest thing he learned between his 1st & 2nd seasons in the nfl?...he tole me it wuz his internal biological body clock which tole him that a rushing defender wuz gonna knock the **** out of him in a second or two and that it's time to get rid of the football...yeah nando gonna learn that too as a sophmore, self preservation is an innate human function

so during the wait on the par 3 11th hole of talking stick's north course while waiting for the green to clear, i casually ask kyle if he thinks that there's anything i can do physically better than him?...allen laughs & reminds me he's a 6'5" 235 lbs +1 athlete in the nfl...ok i sez, let's bet 100 bucks & let's get all the phones out to record the action...shoski then does 50 headstand stomach crunches...dead silence...then kyle to his credit actually gets into a headstand position upside down & knocks out 2 and a half crunches before crumpling to the grass like a candy azz soft girly man

kyle's then fiance knows my daughter taylor from high school dance/cheer & is a nice guy, he offered me some tixs to see him play when his then team the north carolina panthers or something played in phoenix...tole him no thanks, shocky got zero interest in the national football league, got better things to do

https://instagr.am/p/CHBYHzTldru

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Shockey, seems like this CO player is your kinda guy. Maybe you can entice him into the portal?

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hen, thx for sharing, that actually made me cry a little bit (yoga, not cal football, is making me too ******* soft, maybe i should become an oklahoma fan or something)

jaylen ellis=a hero

u wanna know wut triggers me in life?...watching a curvy brunette yoga female hug & kiss a rescue doggy!!!



who saved who?#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (with a mission statement to protect the most vulnerable in society)

Per TOS OLB Moso'oipala "Nunie" Tuitele in the portal.

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 22 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
raymond woodie iii, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...no berkeley degree

2024 new schollys: right now there are 22 NEW scholly additions

rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
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Shocky1 said:

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will be interesting to see if dayton "day day" aupiu locks down his cal commitment & signs this wednesday on the 1st day of the fall signing period

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Signing tomorrow!! Instagram Live at 10:35AM PST (6k_d4y) #CalGang24 🐻💙💛 pic.twitter.com/NyUcG85f4A

— Dayton (Dayday) Aupiu (@aupiu45) December 19, 2023

early impact +1 athlete (let's ******* go)#

It might be worth having two DB coaches if they were any good. However, performance indicates that they are not. So, fire them both. Hire 1 good one, and get a ST coach. Simple.

#AGTG Blessed to be named Juco All American 1st Team! @DB_CoachBlanco pic.twitter.com/RHIUQFWIUm

— Isaiah Crosby (@isaiahcrosby_23) December 19, 2023

2024: the year of speed at safety at memorial stadium#

The NYSE welcomed Marshawn Lynch, the BEAST of Wall Street, to celebrate Thursday Night Football at today's Opening Bell. 🏈🏛️ pic.twitter.com/UJoxphQhDF

— NYSE 🏛 (@NYSE) December 19, 2023

the bros of wall street are not oklahoma grads#

Late Night in the BEAR DEN 🐻👀#GoBears #Hogs4Bloesch pic.twitter.com/HkbDnDXUVt

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 18, 2023

cal's monster line is gonna pound for ground in the inaugural 2024 season (with the king of the hill)#

https://instagr.am/p/CxV9-oHg5hy
coach toler has extended an actionable offer to 6'4" 204 lbs notre dame transfer tobias merriweather who took an official visit to cal last week, he got offers from ucla & washington in his quest to return to the left coast after his position coach in south bend got released...he got 2 years of remaining eligiblity

tobias is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.6 gpa

merriweather is a smooth route runner with elite length, yeah he gotta lotta game, got it?

https://instagr.am/p/Cg5iWDYjrW2
fun facts: tobias is a former irish teammate of aidan "beautiful music" keanaaina & is also from camas washington like rush "aqua man" reimer

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna develop their nfl skills with coach toler & build generational wealth in the classrooms of berkeley)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

The future is now, whatchu waitin’ on?#GoBears | #NSD24 pic.twitter.com/EEIiynHGma

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 20, 2023

let's ******* go (to the acc in 2024)#

https://instagr.am/p/CzoNIWNOkK3
the most destructively violent defensive tackle the bears played this season wuz auburn's marcus harris who wuz 1st team all sec in 2023 with 11 tackles for loss & 7 sacks who is declaring for the 2024 nfl draft

september 7, 2024 epic battle in the deep south (open space for jaydn ott to run ******* wild both on & off the field)#

Long athlete on the D-Line 💪

Welcome to the #CalFamily, @MAOkwura 🐻#GoBears pic.twitter.com/Kv6BdH19IH

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) December 20, 2023

3.4 gpa future grad from the university of calveston (and the great state of texas)#

RANGE… Zay flies around the field - natural instincts to make a huge instant impact in the backend

— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) December 20, 2023

exit 503 off the i-20 (2024: the year of SPEED for cal's safeties)#