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kapalua tournament of champions 4th round update:

fantastic week for byeong ben an who closed with a 66 (despite bogeys on the tough par 4 7th & 17th holes) to finish in 4th place at 26 under par...make no mistake about it ben is gonna win his 1st pga tournament sooner than later & shocky is gonna be there...go bears!...cap

crowd favorite collin morikawa played the final nine (unlike last year's 3 bogeys in a row collapse to jon rahm) with 6 birdies to shoot a 65 & finish the week at 25 under par (his same score the prior 2 years too) & a tie for 5th place...his transition to homa's swing coach mark blackburn got him setting up closer to the ball which is returning to action his trademark cut ball flight (last year morikawa would inexplicably hook the ball at the wrong time/place)

max homa took a break from twitter & swearing at his golf ball to shoot a clean 7 birdie/no bogey 66 final round to finish the week tied for 14th at 22 under par...homa nation is gonna roll in 2024

both collin & max are sitting out next week's sony tournament at waialae country club in diamond head on the big island but both ben an & michael kim will be repping the #1 ranked public university in the world

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^ KABOOM VAROOM KABOOM SHAZOOM

oski is outta rehab at the silverado t-rex institute on soda springs road & got a reservation at the french laundry in yountville!!!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:11p, 1/7/24
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who is shocky's favorite basketball player on planet earth these days?

that would be the skateboarding underdog michelle onyiah who is relentlessly bouncy like shocky & his rescue doggy pack

yeah ima watching the game flow but in reality just focusing on onyiah's kinetic movements particularly on the defensive end where shots are not even attempted in the paint with her presence & michelle competing for every rebound like it's our last day out evah...on ten paws we stood tall

michelle is a +1 athletic generational talent, the bears can compete with anybody when she plays 25+ minutes per game just like when gennifer brandon wuz the catalyst to cal's final four team

this is cal basketball (relentless with the knowledge that defense wins basketball games)#



one of life's great gifts is watching generational talent do things that very few people on planet earth can do, right now it's a special time to watch jaydn ott, collin morikawa, max homa & michelle onyiah represent the excellence of the #1 ranked public university in the world

and congrats to coach smith on her improving utilization of this skateboarding student athlete

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10:18p, 1/7/24
the longest measured drive in the history of professional golf: max "subtle flex" homa with a 477 yard bomb


shocky is also a long distance driving champion (on the tee box of the clifftop 18th hole at lake cabot with backing tornado winds & a firm/fast fairway & a couple of cartpath bounces)#
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a savvy football record conscious athletic director would buy out the oregon state series against all american running back damien "dui" martinez & quarterback gevani "the real" mccoy & replace it with a home & away series with very beatable hawaii which unlike the state of oregon is an actual recruiting hotspot for prospects of poly descent & also a tropical island roadtrip for the serious (non tv) fanbase

https://instagr.am/p/B-p1rfAAZc3
when alky says there wuz no other teams to schedule in 2024 the reality is that's just an uninformed perspective shared by james arthur knowlton

yeah stupid people make stupid decisions

richard lyons for chancellor & andrew mcgraw for athletic director in 2024#
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official world golf rankings:

max homa solid at #7

collin morikawa moving up to #11 (from #13)

byeong hun an moving up to #52 (from #60)

michelle onyiah & jaydn ott not ranked (not sure why)

as the world turns#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:14a, 1/8/24
Shockster,

Certainly you been following the Beavs roster decimation? They gonna return one starter on defense and Martinez and not much else on offense. They replacing them with guys who didn't play much including our school. What's done is done. Pick up Silas Bolden or the Beav DE and call it a day. Other issues to complain about
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8:29a, 1/8/24
jt, respect ur opinions, did u see qb gevani mccoy almost singlehandedly keep idaho in the game against the bears at memorial stadium a couple of months ago?...even with 2 deep starter portal departures, oregon state got significantly more talent than idaho

coupled with all rb american damien martinez the beavs are gonna move the ball & score points

but agreed the beavs o-line along with wr silas bolden & tight end jack veiling along with the entire d particularly standout defensive end sione lolohea are getting progressively worser during the last 30 days

and yeah shocky got no interest (tho he will stay make the trip under protest, maybe a side trip to bandon dunes) in traveling to the truck stop town of corvallis for the bears currently scheduled opening game in 2025, hawaii would be a lot more fun roadtrip but hey that's just me

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:59a, 1/8/24
Shocky1 said:

coach browning is extending an actionable offer to canadian native 6'4" 290 lbs alabama transfer isaiah hastings from the clearwater academy international in florida...he got 3 years of remaining eligibility

and with that being said, isaiah is really strong

no wonder hastings also had offers from georgia, florida, oregon & michigan outta high school

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including freezing azz canada)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

roll tide (in berkeley)#
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9:44a, 1/8/24

mandatory viewing for cal's defensive backs

breezy (got a berkeley degree, sorry sai & jeremiah but ur taking the easy way out to nowhere)#
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what texas parent wouldn't want their son to play for a sober & non anger management role model like sark?

the university of calveston (better academics, better weather & better people but no buc-ee's)#
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2024: the year of self improvement (maybe)#
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Hogs coming in
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:16p, 1/8/24
Shocky1 said:

mandatory viewing for cal's defensive backs

breezy (got a berkeley degree, sorry sai & jeremiah but ur taking the easy way out to nowhere)#

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:23p, 1/8/24
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Johnfox said:
https://instagr.am/p/C1PFPgYo11e
cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

coach bloesch has extended an official visit & actionable offer to all aac honorable mention temple grad right tackle 6'8" 300 lbs victor stoffel from stockholm sweeden & graduate of kungstens gymnasiet

yeah the wonderfully diverse san francisco bay area is considered by many world travelers to be the most european like cosmopolitan area in the united states of america...college station texas & orlando florida are awesome places tho if ur looking for an open waffle house at 1:13 am on a saturday nite

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including sweden)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

KABOOM KABOOM VAROOM SHAZOOM KABOOM KABOOM
DURANTDABOOM KABOOM KABOOM KABOOM VAROOM
KABOOM KABOOM DABOOM KABOOM CALVAROOM

cal's monster offensive line (is an international operation)#
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look, victor don't got no gpa from kungstens gymnasiet in stockholm because the grading system for everything in the netherlands is way different than the united states of america, got it?

but make no mistake about it, stoffel is NOT a dumb azz...he can read books & add numbers & **** like that

don't tell nobody but the reason the temple grad transfer is gonna resume his studies in berkeley is because coach bloesch PROMISED him that he will take him to buc'ee-s when cal visits smu next fall in the atlantic athletic conference inaugural season

yeah the united state of america is a pretty great place (if ur hungry or something)!

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2:58p, 1/8/24
It is Sweden not Netherlands…. I am that much in your brain? Lol…
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3:10p, 1/8/24
Miami just got a transfer QB ... Reese Poffenbarger. Led FCS this season in passing touchdowns (36) and yards (3,603) at Albany. He started his career as a walk-on at Old Dominion.


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In reply to philbert • 4:28p, 1/8/24
philbert said:


Well that and we were kicking a$$ at the time!
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4:35p, 1/8/24
Shocky - looks like Georgetown athletics is listening to your advice. When will Cal's?



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In reply to Goobear • 4:47p, 1/8/24
Goobear said:
It is Sweden not Netherlands…. I am that much in your brain? Lol…

Americans and geography, you know. Some stereotypes are grounded in truth...

At least they're both in Africa or somewhere!
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In reply to Goobear • 6:40p, 1/8/24
Goobear said:
It is Sweden not Netherlands…. I am that much in your brain? Lol…
look willem ur only in my head cuz it's absolutely incomprehensible to me that a grown azz man like u can't yell at a college football game louder than ur wife joni, that just don't make no sense at all

anyways my favorite swedish desert with my chocolate sweet tooth is kladdaka which is the ghirardelli square sugar high of ibiza



fun fact: bucc-ee's don't go no kladdaka but they do got really tasty slabs of chocolate fudge

maps r for losers#
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Excuses excuses…
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In reply to rush the field • 6:51p, 1/8/24
rush the field said:
Miami just got a transfer QB ... Reese Poffenbarger. Led FCS this season in passing touchdowns (36) and yards (3,603) at Albany. He started his career as a walk-on at Old Dominion.

thx for the heads up rushing top dog, them miami hurricanes are gonna visit memorial stadium during 2024 & it appears that poffenbarger will be qb1 which from our perspective is way better than facing cameron ward (final choices of miami, florida state or the nfl) again in berkeley

but let's be real here, the hurricanes aren't gonna start at qb1 the best +1 athlete that's available, got it?



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In reply to Big C • 7:08p, 1/8/24
Big C said:
Goobear said:
It is Sweden not Netherlands…. I am that much in your brain? Lol…

Americans and geography, you know. Some stereotypes are grounded in truth...

At least they're both in Africa or somewhere!
guess wut big c, as someone whose played the last 17 world top 100 golf course lists, shocky knows a ****ton more about maps than miss south carolina, got it?



we need to build edukation better with maps such as the ones in africa and ibiza and so forth#

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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:17p, 1/8/24
Shocky1 said:
Big C said:
Goobear said:
It is Sweden not Netherlands…. I am that much in your brain? Lol…

Americans and geography, you know. Some stereotypes are grounded in truth...

At least they're both in Africa or somewhere!
guess wut big c, as someone whose played the last 17 world top 100 golf course lists, shocky knows a ****ton more about maps than miss south carolina, got it?



we need to build edukation better with maps such as the ones in africa and ibiza and so forth#



These days, compared to your average US American (even counting the ones with maps), she's a genius.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 7:38p, 1/8/24
Agree ... there is a lot of quick twitch +1 talent in South Beach ... Poffenbarger will have to earn his spot at Miami.

Despite the great season stats his last game was a 0-59 loss to South Dakota St., where he threw 3 interceptions. Against Hawaii, he went 10-31 for 93 yds and 0 TD.
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2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 26 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...will not be on scholly in 2024...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...no longer with program
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree

2024 new schollys: right now there are 28 NEW scholly additions

victor stoffel, offensive line (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.2 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
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7:36a, 1/9/24

ruh roh (shocky at noon modern yoga, where's my water dish?)#
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get paid (at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
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