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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:02a, 4/30/24
Better!!!
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In reply to SBGold • 10:26a, 4/30/24
SBGold said:
Shocky1 said:
ducky23 said:
Shocky1 said:
elite st marys transfer portal point guard aidan mahaney from caldecott tunnel high school commits to uconn
See! You guys neutered him already. This is no fun. How that should have read was:

Dumbazz campo kid with wild delusions of playing in the nba chooses to play for psycho egomaniac coach in the middle of nowhere. Rather than getting a degree from the greatest university in the planet, he will end up washing windows at ESPN headquarters.

ducky, ok ur rite (shocky will try to do better in the future), let's try this again:

white azz kid with quick twitch reflexes that can't dance but got a good gpa/non crooked azz shooting upside that's lived at home the first 20 years of his life now wanna live further afar all the way away across the united states of america in bum**** freezing azz connecticut before he's delivering uber eats for mystic pizza (the #1 ranked pizzeria in new england) in a broken down beat to **** azz grand torino (the nil money is all gone, he never had the +1 athleticism to get PAID in the nba & a storrs degree is virtually worthless on the west coast) when he's 30 years old

https://instagr.am/p/BQS8L4mAmep
Questions about Mahaney's academics though. SMC is a joke of a school
He was recruited by us, Stanford, Yale. He's the son of two high powered professionals, did well at Campo... The unhinged slam should look more like pillow soft silver spoon Mahaney is afraid to compete in the cutthroat, hardknocks academic environment at Cal.
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10:34a, 4/30/24

congrats to morikawa's haas biz ad school study buddy kk limbhaust (korn ferry tour member) shooting a 63 in monday qualifying to earn one of the 4 spots into this week's pga tournament in dallas at the buc-ee's semi invitational tournament at the crazy horse stripper country club

kk will be joining houston resident michael kim, byeong hun an & james hahn in repping the bears as max & collin take the week off in order to spend time with their wives in buying restoration hardware furniture or something


cal is a PGA TOUR golf school (burp)#
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10:39a, 4/30/24
exclusive cal's monster class footage of the football recruiting staff's plans for next week after the spring transfer portal closes:

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In reply to 82gradDLSdad • 11:16a, 4/30/24
82gradDLSdad said:
wifeisafurd said:
Kinderhook said:
Wait a minute. So it is ok for Shocky to call kids "dumb azz" and demean universities casually. Predict a future of collecting towels? But when the gaze is turned the other way, that is a problem? I am reading him call other people's children stupid and damned for going to universities that are certainly as credible as where he sent his own daughter.

I would hope you understand that the "truck stop" universities he diminishes produce more than towel people. In fact, they serve the socio economic categories you identify,
While Shocky clearly is serious about talking advantage of educational opportunities, you can't honestly think he is that serious with his exaggerated and flippant commentary about other colleges, everyone being dumbasses, etc. He even attacks himself and also ASU (e.g, stripper U) where his daughters graduated. He is not trying to be malicious, just make points humorously, and obviously his humor is not your cup of tea. Even the moderators get pissed at him on occasions. But having met Shocky in person, let me suggest to you he really does not have an axe to grind.

Another issue around this thread is about social comparison, such as people that go to certain schools or types of schools. People do not always admit to comparison, but we all do it. Even I make a snarky comment about the SEC for example, even though I know many fine people who attended those schools. To be sure, people compare to evaluate themselves, to improve their standing, and to enhance their self-esteem, and in the case of Cal sports board, groups of common people do it, like all the people here who scorn people attending less prestigious schools than Cal. The difference is most of those people here actually believe what they say, and if you go to a less prestigious school you are a loser, where I think Shocky is just trying to inject some humor to make his posts more interesting. Sometimes it doesn't work. Maybe you should cut him some slack?


Thanks for this explanation. I've taken exception to Shocky's posts before and even referenced my own WSU non graduate BIL's career as a counter. It's nice to hear a bit about the man behind the Shocky curtain.
Thanks Wife. I think you nailed it. I also know Shocky and can say that like all of us here who attended and graduated from Cal, he has tremendous pride in our school and likes to see people who otherwise wouldn't have the opportunity, get a blue and golden ticket to get an education here.
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2:07p, 4/30/24
Staff
We aren't going to allow any rumors about student athletes academics on the site.

And I want to remind all of our subscribers that you cannot share anything shared on the premium message boards on the free boards.
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3:45p, 4/30/24
^ and there's ur reason why shocky is probably never gonna support the basketball program like he did during the cal's monster class era of inclusively fun basketball in berkeley

and any commentary about student athletes academics are not rumors

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4:10p, 4/30/24

cal's monster offensive line r NOT dumb azzs (the pathway to a brighter tomorrow is a high gpa today)#
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4:19p, 4/30/24


liv golf is NOT real golf & shocky is an investor/charter member in 3 jack national (right sampson?)#
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4:45p, 4/30/24
former cal/nevada tight end keleki latu entered the transfer portal, probably gonna head to ucla
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:49p, 4/30/24
Shocky if you not going to support the Monster class then why are there still Monster threads.

We need the Monster aka ShockyYogaStrength to support the Monster class aka ManyMcDonaldsAllAmericans with Cal degrees.
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5:03p, 4/30/24
oskisdoggyisamutt, shocky is into cal's monster modern nooner yoga these days, does that count?

https://instagr.am/p/C1iE5XJPfsb
https://instagr.am/p/CsukIi2tyZo
clothes r for losers#
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6:10p, 4/30/24

4.0 gpa flying hawaiian luvs doggy dogs (but don't know **** about fashion, crocs seriously?)

this is cal football#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:23p, 4/30/24
Understood. Maybe one day the monster can give a monster yoga session to the monster class.
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9:05p, 4/30/24
^ the future is unknowable

life is not linear#
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9:13p, 4/30/24

KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


welcome EXPLOSIVE alpha predator edge defender 6'6" 265 lbs deamontae diggs from youngstown state university from the transfer portal, the all state high school hoops standout got 2 years of remaining eligibility to put it all together on the football field...u can't teach +1 raw diamonds athleticism who also had offers from pittsburgh & west virginia


deamontae got that special closing SPEED that we didn't see much of during the independence bowl in shreveport, this is a critical addition to the cal d...and yeah the saturday october 12th game in downtown pittsburgh is already circled on the diggs family calendar (shocky got friday october 11th circled on his calendar for another brutal 3 jack national exhibition at oakmont)

WARNING: do NOT watch this video if you got a heart condition as there are scenes of EXTREME ******* VIOLENCE


and most importantly unlike coach so'oto deamontae got good hair


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including mckeesport & philly's benjamin franklin parkway)



cal's monster class (is forevah, throw ur diamonds in the sky if u feel the vibe)#
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In reply to Kinderhook • 10:20p, 4/30/24
Kinderhook said:

But calling anyone who chooses a different path a "dumb azz" strikes a bad chord to me. And diminishing other universities (other than Stanfurd) , doesn't seem Golden. Truly glad for all the different points of view.
It's sorta a lighten up Frances scenario Kinder...Shocky's posts are just that, a bit of Shocking Satire with seeds of truth regarding the value of education at a 1st class educational institution and headstands...the rest of it, well, just check your wave in the mirror and go about your day.
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11:21p, 4/30/24
j mike caught 65 balls at cal in 2022, 36 balls at ucla in 2023 & is currently injured (not participating in team drills) & coupled with the really bad bruins offensive line is projected to catch < than 20 balls in 2024

8 clap in westwood#
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5:59a, 5/1/24
marquez dortch got offers from akron (ben finley is qb1) & buffalo
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6:02a, 5/1/24
fresno state grad transfer damien moore got offers from lamar & prairie view
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6:11a, 5/1/24
collin gamble got offers from new mexico & james madison (2023 bowl game team)
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6:14a, 5/1/24
aidan lee has switched positions from wide receiver to running back at minot state
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6:18a, 5/1/24
ashton hayes is rb3 behind sean dollars & patrick garwo at nevada
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6:23a, 5/1/24
chris street (left berkeley after almost 3 years of academic work) is competing with nygel osborne for rb1 at utah tech
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6:26a, 5/1/24
henry ikahihifo is de1 at nevada
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6:36a, 5/1/24
former haas biz school candidate (before his dad of the year pulled the plug) kai milner is qb2 behind adam damante at northern arizona (the jacks open their 2024 season hosting lincoln university from california)
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6:41a, 5/1/24
jermaine terry is te1 & sai vadrawale is nb2 at oregon state
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6:43a, 5/1/24
jeremiah earby is cb2 at boise state
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6:44a, 5/1/24
kaleb higgins started on special teams in 2023 at sacramento state
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6:47a, 5/1/24
kaleb elarms-orr is mlb1 at tcu
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6:50a, 5/1/24
jackson brown is rt2 at pittsburgh
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6:54a, 5/1/24
patrick histake is not in the 2 deeps at hawaii
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6:58a, 5/1/24
femi oladejo is mlb1 on what is projected to be arguably the worst defense in the big 10 in 2024 at ucla
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7:01a, 5/1/24
sam jackson is wr3 at auburn
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