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— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 13, 2024
The Golden Bears finished the first day of the Rancho Santa Fe Regional in third place with an even-par 280!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/6y0mpT7onn
Leader in the clubhouse! π€
— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 13, 2024
Sampson Zheng (-4) shoots 66 in the first round of the Rancho Santa Fe Regional & sits atop the leaderboard.
π Β» https://t.co/4wkdlrwpiu#GoBears pic.twitter.com/9auKDNWbgU
Came to play π
— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 13, 2024
Eric Lee (-2) is T3 after his first career NCAA postseason round!
π Β» https://t.co/vaVsWE2TiS#GoBears pic.twitter.com/Cay0142Aep
oskisgfisasmokeshow, as someone who 100% identifies as a doggy dog, ur my ******* idol!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!oskiswifeshusband said:
Shocky, a couple weeks ago I flew to the university islands of Galveston and rescued a doggy. Imma be honest with you Shocky, I had no plans or intention to rescue a doggy.My aging doggy takes up all my attention but don't tell her that. But he's such a good boy I couldn't say no.
Yeah Shocky, life is not linear and sh** happens.
Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:I am very blessed to receive an offer to Cal Berkeley! Thank you @CalFootball for having me out on a visit I had a great time. @MikeBloesch @DavidOrtega_40 @MWCherrington @Coach_Leighton #GoBears pic.twitter.com/yunMGn2LkT
— Mark Handy (@MarkHandy75) April 12, 2024
2025 4.1 gpa 6'6" 285 lbs all state trench worker/undefeated heavy weight wrestler from la cueva high school)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the land of enchantment)
https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/Thank you @CalFootball pumped for my visit!@LaCuevaFootball pic.twitter.com/Eog2fTEAMi
— Mark Handy (@MarkHandy75) April 17, 2024
cal's monster offensive line needs green chili (facts)#
Going to be in Berkeley this weekend. Pumped for my @CalFootball OV! @MikeBloesch @MWCherrington @Coach_Leighton @justinwilcox pic.twitter.com/MAMTlqC5sV
— Mark Handy (@MarkHandy75) May 14, 2024
run it back. pic.twitter.com/S40U4sySOe
— Collin Gamble (@thecgmble) May 13, 2024
Best Universities in the World, 2024:
— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024
1.π¬π§ Oxford
2.πΊπΈ Stanford
3.πΊπΈ MIT
4.πΊπΈ Harvard
5.π¬π§ Cambridge
6.πΊπΈ Princeton
7.πΊπΈ California Institute of Technology
8.π¬π§ Imperial College London
9.πΊπΈ Berkeley
10.πΊπΈ Yale
Times Higher Education
4βs UP, IM STAYING HOME!#GOBRUINS#DOMORE#DRE #WelcomeToTheFosEra @MalloeMalloe @KodiWhitfield @DeShaunFoster26 @COACHSTACE_ pic.twitter.com/g1xG5wArQY
— Kaylin Moore π₯·π½ (@KaylinMoore11) May 13, 2024
tpender, plz let me know if u wanna meet up pregame at any football game this fall at memorial stadium for a yoga headstand crunch off, ok?tpender said:
Hard to stomach you since I'm sure you were probably a marginal athlete at best!
tpender, shocky don't got an agenda against either rugby or baseball, ok?Shocky1 said:Shocky1 said:
how shocky got walked to his non existent car back in the day at stinson beach high school, the following is a loosely edited transcript of a conversation in the outfield during varsity baseball practice:
brusati (shocky's best friend): wait, tell me if i got this right, basically today at lunch in the cafeteria you asked the prettiest girl (a curvy brunette yoga female) in the school kathy toosher (name misspelled for privacy reasons, hers not mine) to go steady with you even tho we're freshmen and we don't got drivers licenses yet and she's a junior going out with senior star quarterback mitch delorenzo?
shocky (catching a pop fly): yeah that's pretty much it, bru
brusati (shaking his head in disbelief): did you even run this by your dad?
shocky: which one?
brusati (jogging to snag a foul ball by the gym): shocks, we don't even got cars, why would kathy toosher wanna go steady with you?
shocky: i got a 4.0 gpa, you and me are the only freshmen on varsity plus my mom told me my smile is beautiful since i got my braces off
brusati: but she's already going out with delo who drives a *****in' camaro
shocky (fielding a grounder and throwing a strike to the 2nd baseman): look bru, delo is a dumb azz, he got a 2.5 gpa which means the good schools like cal and stanford won't want him...he's gonna go to marin community college next year, he'll be the 4th string quarterback and quit and then he'll be a male dancer in san francisco getting touched by bi curious businessmen (this actually sorta played out that way)
brusati (obviously upset): shut up, shocky!...if delo hears what you just said your gonna get your azz kicked after practice in the parking lot!
shocky (slapping his glove): whatever
brusati (shaking his head again): honestly sometimes shocks i don't think you live on planet earth with the rest of us, your kinda crazy you know
shocky (undeterred): hey bru, will your bro give me a ride home after practice?
postscript: bumped into kathy a few years later & we laughed about my crush on her and she tole me with kinda misty eyes that she regrets her decision...tole her as we hugged "life is not linear"
philbert, my golf buddy & fellow G2C2 member (global golf centurion club, those of us that have played the world's top 100 courses) jimmy dunne is getting frozen out of the pga negotiations with the saudi arabia liv golf financiers so he's done with that ****philbert said:
Shocky, what happened? Isn't Dunne your buddy?
https://www.espn.com/golf/story/_/id/40141060/dunne-resigns-pga-tour-policy-board-effective-immediately
Here's Jimmy Dunne, one of two people who helped broker the deal between the PGA Tour and the PIF, saying on Golf Channel that if anyone can find someone who was unequivocally involved in 9/11, he'll kill them himself.
— Kyle Porter (@KylePorterCBS) June 8, 2023
This week is surreal.pic.twitter.com/qdK5CzUfSq
Pumped up to get out to @CalFootball for my first OV! @MWCherrington @Coach_Leighton @MikeBloesch @coachjhemm @skyridgefb pic.twitter.com/waZWjoKvpz
— Ben Howard (@benhoward_702) May 14, 2024
#NewProfilePic pic.twitter.com/JH1rLlsOYU
— Ben Howard (@benhoward_702) February 25, 2024
I started dating Renata during her 3rd trimester with Declan and Mike and didn't take paternity leave either. It's an old school mentality. https://t.co/ekzDdlsWfX
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 14, 2024
πππ©ππ£πππ πΈ@JaredGoff16 and the @Lions have agreed to a four-year $212 million contract extension π°#GoBears | #ProBears pic.twitter.com/Iv58yjn52h
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) May 13, 2024
One might say that using the word "precedence" in that sentence is a bit nonsensical. (You write for the LA Times? Yikes!)
— Remember The Calimo (@RememberCalimo) May 12, 2024
Regardless, if you really want to pander to the UCLA fan base (and it's clear that you do), you should be praising them for their integrity and fairness! https://t.co/Rbsi1rAvEN pic.twitter.com/PKFy2Xafjd
The ripple effect when Cal employs a real AD will single-handedly change the athletic department forever.
— Hood Bear (@HoodxBear) May 13, 2024
Round 2 complete π€
— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) May 14, 2024
The Golden Bears (+4) moved into second place while Sampson Zheng (-5) maintained the individual lead through 36 holes at the Rancho Santa Fe Regional!#GoBears pic.twitter.com/crLelOVNWE
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C55P-dPOMtN
nerdy napkin math:
$15,000,000-covert loan by the athletic department from the central campus discovered by shocky's relentless public information requests & threats of legal action against delaney heller
plus
$19,000,000-fy 23/24 reduction in media rights revenues from pac 12 to acc
plus
$6,500,000-cal share of pac 2 settlement payment to oregon state/washington state
equals
$40,500,000 revenue shortfall
minus
$10,000,000-potential fy23/24 calimony
equals
$30,500,000-fy23/24 revenue shortfall with no financial plans by knowlton
bottom line: calimony is NOT the solution to the impending financial tsunami heading towards the cal athletic department
ponytails r triggering#
No need to strain those Bruin brains over this puzzle!
— Remember The Calimo (@RememberCalimo) May 14, 2024
It's self-evident that the UC Regents have broad discretionary authority to allocate resources amongst the UC campuses as they see fit. So, whenever UCLA tries to profit at Cal's expense, the Regents can come to the rescue! https://t.co/eVnUrdQO6K pic.twitter.com/075basvxtx
Thank you @UCLAFootball
— Hood Bear (@HoodxBear) May 14, 2024
Try not to suck too much next year. Make the UC system look good please! pic.twitter.com/jmHZXQ1W0N
ππ#GoBears #WhosNext pic.twitter.com/V4Kftg36VC
— Marshall Cherrington (@MWCherrington) May 14, 2024
Rory Daniel McIlroy is about ready to go on a run of ass and Major Championships the likes of which we havenβt seen since prime Tiger.
— Club Pro Guy (@ClubProGuy) May 14, 2024
1000% Committed!!! letz goo Bay Area #GoBearsπ»π₯ pic.twitter.com/oDrYpT6wi4
— Cheikh Fall (@CheikhF30) May 15, 2024
Game Film!
— Elijah Ford β (@ford4eli) April 29, 2024
6β2β 230LB, Middle Linebacker
Grad Transfer! 1 year of eligibility left pic.twitter.com/GjbaWgRQUY
Bears β‘οΈ Bayou#GoBears pic.twitter.com/FYvz5u1mQK
— Cal Softball (@CalSB) May 14, 2024
Most Career Rush Yards Among Active College RBsπ¨ pic.twitter.com/Tlz6zKYIO1
— PFF College (@PFF_College) May 10, 2024
despite 6 years in college & throwing away a berkeley degree worth millions of dollars over a lifetime in the dumb azz decision of following his non reality based nfl dreams, marquis montgomery still gotta good sense of humourShocky1 said:
transfer portal wr/te marquis montgomery got offers from texas southern & central arkansas
BlessedππΎ pic.twitter.com/UCEXCeO1IX
— πΈππππππ πΈ. (@iamquis2x) May 7, 2024
Iβm coming home!! Very excited to announce that I have COMMITTED to Oregon State University π β«οΈ #GoBeavs #BuildTheDam pic.twitter.com/fXhfjetnjv
— Andy Alfieri (@aalfieri_05) May 13, 2024
Best Universities in the World, 2024:
— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024
1.π¬π§ Oxford
2.πΊπΈ Stanford
3.πΊπΈ MIT
4.πΊπΈ Harvard
5.π¬π§ Cambridge
6.πΊπΈ Princeton
7.πΊπΈ California Institute of Technology
8.π¬π§ Imperial College London
9.πΊπΈ Berkeley
10.πΊπΈ Yale
Times Higher Education
Shocky1 said:despite 6 years in college & throwing away a berkeley degree worth millions of dollars over a lifetime in the dumb azz decision of following his non reality based nfl dreams, marquis montgomery still gotta good sense of humourShocky1 said:
transfer portal wr/te marquis montgomery got offers from texas southern & central arkansasBlessedππΎ pic.twitter.com/UCEXCeO1IX
— πΈππππππ πΈ. (@iamquis2x) May 7, 2024
roll tide (with a 4.70+ 40 wideout)#
