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pitts, marquis wuz not pushed out...as a too slow wideout he wuz moved to tight end this spring and didn't show much...but instead of earning his berkeley degree after 6 years of college, marquis made a dumb decision & entered the transfer portal when he found himself in a **** position...so yeah if wanna some context maybe he wuz recruited over by every incoming wideout with elite speed

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2024 ncca rancho santa fe regional: 3rd round update

just a magical day for the california golden bears golf program as all 5 starters competed with the steely determination reminiscent of their pga bears idols max, ben, collin & michael in advancing to the ncca finals at la costa may 24th-29th...and shocky is gonna be there for the match play rounds, not gonna miss this **** plus there's nobu downtown in the gaslamp district plus one of my favorite places on planet earth legoland

congrats to internationally tested senior sampson zheng (who got pga tour upside) on finishing 3rd & freshman eric lee standing on business coming in tied for 7th along with buc-ee's brand ambassador ethan fang shooting a clutch 70 today and jeewon park battling back from a triple bogey 7 on the par 4 8th hole to card a 71

and a special shout to fashionista lefty nathan wang on his redunkulous 67 with a birdie 3 on the monster par 4 18th hole in the final round of a ncca regional, it's clear his 71 last week at us open local qualifying at the tough as nails la purisma is accelerating nathan's confidence & development


guess wut, this team got the talent & mental discipline/fortitude that comes with a berkeley education (that's the secret sauce of cal golf, we don't got low gpa dumb azzs like those at golf factories like oklahoma state, sorry rickie) to legit compete for a 2024 national championship



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cal's 3.7 gpa qb of the future throws darts into tight windows#
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cam & kyion standing on biz in berkeley#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including chandler fashion square)
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who is the best golfer in the world you've never heard of before this monster recruiting update?

that would be ziqin "eric" zhou from shenzen china who at 10 years old (see video above) got more short game than most pga tour pros, he is a cal commit & will be enrolling in berkeley later this year as part of the 2025 class

ziqin has already played in multiple professional dp tour events & competed against sampson zheng at the asia pacific amateur at royal melbourne (winner got an invitation to the 2025 masters, sampson came in 2nd after a 3 way sudden death playoff)

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after a sorry lame azz dog food dinner (think fish nite at unit #2 dorm) here in louisville, shocky would suffer cruel & unusual punishment (like listening to any whiny azz adele song) in exchange for a nyc levain bakery chocolate chip cookie or a late nite vending machine chocolate fudge cupcake from sprinkles by scottsdale fashion square

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hoop dreams & the monster visited with coach madsen in the tunnel during the football team's pregame crazy azz celebration/cannon blast run out to the field, mark yelled at his wife hannah to make sure she got their small kids outta the way to make sure they didn't get trampled in the insane hyped up atmosphere led by a wild eyed jaydn ott holding the boom box over his head while dancing/saying bad words!

asked mark about an asian walk on for the upcoming season, there wuz 2 ballers that stood out at the open tryouts for walk ons...coach gave us details re: recruitment of mike sharavjamts who ultimately signed with them university of san francisco dons

we also discussed the importance of building a sold out hostile homeport venue & building a pipeline of future season tix holders/donors by offering all students tixs to every game at our haas

mark is 100% supportive of offering FREE tixs to all student at every home game at haas & tole us that he's working on that

unless mad dog pushes this hard there's zero chance this actually gonna happen with our absentee athletic director who is more worried about food service in the esp sections & his marketing director markeisha everrett who is an absolutely worthless bureaucrat who actually tole me before the game that she thinks students should be able to afford the $125 season pass (they can't), that she's happy with the tixs sold/attendance numbers for football & basketball & that she will not consider any free students tixs as a future investment for cal's revenue sports

speaking to markeisha everett is kinda like talking to the dumbest person you've ever met in your life except that she's also arrogant...she will no doubt place the race card for her employment but the reality is that she's 100% unqualified to sell tixs/build the brand for any sport in berkeley

lastly asked everett that with the potential $40,000,000+ annual financial shortfall in the athletic department will she consider reducing the size of her bloated 11 person communications dept (which is kinda ironic since the con artist refuses all interview requests) & she tole me "absolutely not, we have 30 teams that need coverage"
foxy, thx for sharing, mark's recruitment of mike sharavjamts is potentially a game changer in building the cal basketball program's season tix holder fanbase along with engaging berkeley students while adding a talented combo threat to the line up

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cal's monster class (circa 2024)#
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2024 pga championship: shocky's 15+ miles today don't include sipping any kentucky bourbon in hospitality tents, ice cold perrier is the hydration move for this doggy dog in humid azz elvis/horsey country

7:30 am-practice facility, it's important that shocky develop/coach up his favorite pga tour players

8:10 am-ben an-1st tee

8:37 am-max homa with jordan speith & liv traitor bruce kopeka-10th tee

1:51 pm-collin morikawa & phony phil mickelson

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2024 pga championship at valhalla: 1st round update

despite 2 early bogies in the round & missing 4 outta the first 5 greens in regulation, colin morikawa battled back & hit 7 or 8 unreal perfect golf shots en route to a 5 under par 66...the biggest improvement in collin's game since graduating from berkeley's haas biz school is with his short game as he now got significantly more variety of shots in his arsenal...this up & down on the challenging par 4 17th hole wuz a key glue moment in keeping his round together & set up his majestic uphill 250+ yard soft fade fairway wood directly over the flagstick setting up a 25 foot 2 putt birdie on the 3 tiered par 5 18th hole


it should be noted that morikawa's 2 major championships victories wuz on greens that are relatively flat at both harding park & royal st georges...vallhalla places an emphasis upon ball striking but the majority of the putts only move a cup or two with mostly no major undulations, collin's game travels well to this nicklaus design (as well as muirfield village)

max homa with a very strong opening round 68 which included this bunker hole out on the par 4 15th hole, wut's not shown here in this video is that jordan spieth had literally the same shot before homa & missed it 18 inches to the right...max visibly aligned his club slightly more left & it tracked the whole way for an epic birdie


walked the morning 18 with max & the afternoon 18 with collin so did not see any of the solid 71 from ben an

kinda disappointed but also did not see elvis today, who knows maybe he'll make an appearance tomorrow on the deck of one of the highly inebriated hospitlity tents, drinking (and stumbling sideways down the many hills towards the creeks) is a common site in the bourbon capital
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2025 6'4" 220 lbs tight end stevie amar jr from oaks christian is gonna officially trip to cal this weekend & visit with current te coach & future head coach in waiting mike saffell


it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's stevie amar!!!


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
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2025 6'3" 255 lbs defensive end ikechukwu okafor from alief hastings high school in houston is gonna officially trip to berkeley this weekend & hopefully bring his beautiful moms to the claremont (a palm tree oasis minutes away from campus)

okafor got a self reported 4.8 40 speed & also squats 500 lbs which is more than coach browning

ike is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.7 gpa & knows that a high gpa is often the bridge to building generational wealth

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the university of calveston=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that r kinda tired of the texas nasty hot humid summers & freezing azz winters)
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KABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

hybrid tight end/former fullback grad transfer from texas a&m 6'1" 235 lbs jerry johnson iii with the commit to them california golden bears...he's originally from port st lucie florida & played at cool as **** named treasure coast high school

johnson started his collegiate career at the academically well regarded rice before transferring to college station for a season, he will bring a violent presence particularly in high velocity collision short yardage situations which is something the candy azz soft bears struggled with during the 2023 season at the point of attack


jerry is not a dumb azz, he got a 3.65 gpa and wuz both a dean's list & national honor society member

but most importantly jjiii gotta big smile & good hair which is important to them cali curvy brunette yoga females that like pirates or something, his favorite letter is rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!!!!!

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2024 new schollys: right now there are 42 NEW scholly additions

cheikhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion grayes, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, defensive edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive line (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive line (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2024 scholly roster departures: right now there are 40 PUBLIC departing bears

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global access program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
raymond woodie, safety, grad transfer portal to bethune-cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...no longer with program...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state...berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree



scholly roster math is ALMOST in equilibrium right now (42 in/40 out/85 schollys)#
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suitcases r for losers (savvy travelers got small lightweight travel bags)#
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suitcases r for losers (savvy travelers got small lightweight travel bags)#
There is nothing more over-rated in travel than carry-on....especially if you aren't paying for it...You know who isn't listening to all those announcements about over-head compartments? Me.
Over-pack, have the choices, especially if you go somewhere that the weather can be all over the map...
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2024 pga championship at valhalla: 2nd round update

yeah it wuz a kinda wild azz day in the kentucky rain

as you can imagine, shocky got no interest in time wasting bureaucracy so instead of taking the pga endorsed spectator shuttle from the louisville football stadium downtown to valhalla (which is a 60-90 minutes deal each way) shocky just parked his avis in a housing development near the club & jogged a mile to get to the front gate...so there's literally nobody walking on shelbyville road & when getting to the club road entrance the security guys are yelling at me for walking on such a dangerous road

whatever...shocky just gives them his modern yoga t-rex smile & keeps moving...doggy dogs don't do shuttle buses, got it?

so the scheffler incident after the pedestrian (a vendor working the tournament) fatality on shellyville road resulted in the starting times being moved back 80 minutes so scottie could get released from the booking precinct & get back to tee off

anyways with the monster coaching him up & yelling "go bears, let's do this collin, let's roll baby!!!" after his 7 buried birdie putts collin morikawa is in 2nd place after an almost near perfect 65 which included 100% all world shotmaking...on his final hole (the uphill par 4 9th hole) collin & his caddie jj misjudged the wind which resulted in his wedge coming up short/rolling 80 feet down the hill & a bogey 5...this strategy/clubbing wuz a dumb decison particularly as the front left pin close to the false front had a backstop 10 feet behind the hole which could've been utilized by morikawa to funnel his approach back to the pin & taken the coming up short dangers completely outta the equation


ben an (currently ranked #23 in the world) continues his elite play with a 67 that included an eagle 3 on the uphill par 5 18th hole & is currently tied for 29th at 4 under par...and yeah ben also underclubbed on the 9th hole & finished with an eerily similar bogey too

max homa is also playing very well but a couple of kinda unforced errors resulted in a 70 & he's tied for 29th at 4 under par...fully expect max to make a charge this weekend


so shocky has walked 30+ muddy miles in the kentucky rain the last 36 hours & is flying home back to the desert tonite as both of his daughters shay & taylor are at the tree fort for the weekend

yeah elvis gotta be exhausted from tryna find his girl as acc defenders will be tryna chase down all american jadyn ott this fall

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Shocky1 said:

2024 pga championship at valhalla: 2nd round update

yeah it wuz a kinda wild azz day in the kentucky rain

as you can imagine, shocky got no interest in time wasting bureaucracy so instead of taking the pga endorsed spectator shuttle from the louisville football stadium downtown to valhalla (which is a 60-90 minutes deal each way) shocky just parked his avis in a housing development near the club & jogged a mile to get to the front gate...so there's literally nobody walking on shelbyville road & when getting to the club road entrance the security guys are yelling at me for walking on such a dangerous road

whatever...shocky just gives them his modern yoga t-rex smile & keeps moving...doggy dogs don't do shuttle buses, got it?

so the scheffler incident after the pedestrian (a vendor working the tournament) fatality on shellyville road resulted in the starting times being moved back 80 minutes so scottie could get released from the booking precinct & get back to tee off

anyways with the monster coaching him up & yelling "go bears, let's do this collin, let's rally baby!!!" after his 7 buried birdie putts collin morikawa is in 2nd place after an almost near perfect 65 which included 100% all world shotmaking...on his final hole (the uphill par 4 9th hole) collin & his caddie jj misjudged the wind which resulted in his 9 iron coming up short/rolling 80 feet down the hill & a bogey 5...this strategy/clubbing wuz a dumb decison particularly as the front left pin close to the false front had a backstop 10 feet behind the hole which could've been utilized by morikawa to funnel his approach back to the pin & taken the coming up short dangers completely outta the equation


ben an (currently ranked #23 in the world) continues his elite play with a 67 that included an eagle 3 on the uphill par 5 18th hole & is currently tied for 29th at 4 under par...and yeah ben also underclubbed on the 9th hole & finished with an eerily similar bogey too

max homa is also playing very well but a couple of kinda unforced errors resulted in a 70 & he's tied for 29th at 4 under par...fully expect max to make a charge this weekend


so shocky has walked 30+ muddy miles in the kentucky rain the last 36 hours & is flying home back to the desert tonite as both of his daughters shay & taylor are at the tree fort for the weekend

yeah elvis gotta be exhausted from tryna find his girl as acc defenders will be tryna chase down all american jadyn ott


Where is dinner this weekend?
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89, somewhere most assuredly that won't accept shay and/or taylor's credit cards...yeah dad is gonna find himself in a **** situation as a result of a dumb decision

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2024 scholly roster departures: 40 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley degrees w/haas biz school & masters education
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley haas global grad program
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree
kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retiremerkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree

note: kicker mateen bhaghani not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree
kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree
elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city community college & minot state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state...no berkeley degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree


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^



walking away from a berkeley degree is a dumb decision#
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7:20a, 5/18/24
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fun fact: curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools like oregon wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when the enter the real world & realize that the fiercely competitive global economy favors the well educated in building generational wealth

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (despite that dumb azz oski)
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2025 5'11" 185 lbs running back nate shepard from mandeville high school in louisiana is gonna official visit cal on june 13th-16th


nate is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.2 gpa & is also officially tripping to duke

shepard is gonna luv the west coast with its ideal year round weather in the cosmopolitan wonderfully diverse san francisco bay area, yeah life is an adventure

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world
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MONSTER trash talking alert: this is wut the bear's next opponent got to say after beating us yesterday!!!!!


**** the southern illinois salukis & it's 2.5 gpa piece of **** softball program#
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2024 pga championship at valhalla: 3rd round update

playing with poise & confidence (while calmly chewing gum which facilitates proper breathing in stressful situations) collin morikawa shot a nearly mistake free (which is a remarkable achievement on a 7500+ yard course with deep lush rough) 67 & is at 15 under par & tied for 1st...yeah the haas biz ad grad is gonna be the final twosome with his so cal junior golf buddy xander, this is a comfortable pairing for the two childhood competitors

the turning point in the round wuz on the par 4 15th hole when xander (who overthinks/waggles his club too much when stressed out) airmailed a short iron over the green for a double bogey while collin rolled in this clutch birdie that did a 360 while circling the cup before theatrically dropping...let's ******* go!


morikawa's much improved short game wuz on display on the par 3 3rd hole with a chip in birdie which wuz an important bounce back after his only bogey on the day on the brutal par 4 2nd hole...this week he's #1 in the field in short game stats


a pulled drive into the left rough on the par 4 16th hole snowballed into a double bogey but max homa birdied the 18th hole en route to a 69 & is at 6 under par & tied for 29th


despite 5 birdies not a great day for ben an, he shot a 72 & is at 3 under par & tied for 54th

the future is unknowable (life is not linear) but make no mistake about it collin gotta tremendous opportunity to win his 3rd major championship & cement cal golf's growing reputation as the #1 collegiate combination of pga golf development & world class academics

let's roll, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


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the 2024 magic of cal softball#
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bears got defined goals#
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fun fact: ryan don't know **** about movies: unbreakable>>>>>>>prison break



steel town kicker (big diesel)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:50p, 5/18/24

^ nice segment they put together there, on our new kicker, Ryan Coe... seems like a good guy, a fun guy and a confident athlete
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11:07p, 5/18/24
agreed big c but coe needs to take a couple of berkeley cinematography classes this summer

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fun fact: yeah shocky's fellow stinson beach high school grad jared goff & shocky's t-rex yoga buddy jaylen brown know that berkeley is a generational wealth building school for those that wanna innovatively pursue their dreams in life

beautiful music paint a vision, ambition is priceless

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but u gotta have academic ambition (and a good gpa) to get this **** done at the #1 ranked public university in the world, got it?



ambition is priceless (it's something in ur veins)#
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fun xander schauffele story: back in the day pre the cal's monster class era shocky drives topless in his broke azz lexus convertible at the speed of light from north scottsdale down the i-10 to tuscon national to watch his california golden bears compete in the arizona wildcat invitational

while walking the course shocky saw the most shocking display of beyond breaking bad sportsmanship he's ever seen during a college sporting event: the smu head coach (with his assistant coach standing next to him) yelling at a tcu golfer (from a latin america country) "why don't you come over here right now you big ***** & let's settle this right now?...yeah walk away from me you piece of ****!"

3 holes later the smu coach drives his cart over & says to me "sorry you had to witness that, we had a free drop ruling dispute earlier in the round...once again, sorry you had to experience that conversation"

shocky looks him in the eye & tells him, "your apology is NOT accepted, your not ashamed that you literally challenged a collegiate student athlete during a competition to fight you, your only embarrassed that i clearly saw what happened" before the monster walks away

a hole or two later while waiting for the green on a par 5 to clear for max homa, i visit with coach desimone (everybody loves des) in the fairway & tell him wut happened...at that point a san diego state player's dad comes on over & joins the conversation

both des & stefan schauffele (who is german/french) tell me that the smu coach is an arrogant jerk...stefan tells me that his son xander (who at that point is introduced to me with a fist bump, we're the same height) gotta japanese moms & wut nationality am i?...shocky tells them he is a rescue doggy dog of mixed descent with a japanese moms like rickie fowler who they all know too

stefan & xander are both good guys & fun to converse with during the ensuing years when our paths have crossed again...gonna be rooting 100% for collin morikawa (japanese dad/chineese moms) to win an epic 3rd MAJOR CHAMPIONSHIP later today but xander is not some evil nemesis (like mr glass) in this exciting storyline on the biggest stage in golf

follow up update: shocky wrote a letter to the smu president while carbon copying the smu athletic director, the tcu president, the tcu athletic director and pro golfer/neighbor of mine tom lehman (his daughter a student at tcu at the time, they attended my son's wedding last october on the usc oppenheimer gameday) outlining wut happened & praising the tcu golfer from walking away from a potential violent physical confrontation during a ncca competition

the smu athletic director wrote me back 2 months later advising that the smu head coach had been fired

**** with the monster & find out#
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it's showtime (california golden bears r unbreakable under pressure), let's roll baby#
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captain obvious: collin's putter is ice cold on the front nine at valhalla
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