cal's monster offensive line

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daeshon morgan: 6'4" 260 lbs strongside defensive end from vandegrift high school in austin already taken official visits to asu & texas tech

wut up daeshon?

how wuz the short flight to the bay, do you like the nor cal weather & the views from ur room at the claremont?

look, ur NOT a dumb azz, u got a 3.6 gpa...why r u even considering big 12 low academic skools located in truck stop towns?...do u wanna be handing out towels or moving boxes when ur 30 years old?

did u know that buc-ee is the new mascot/brand ambassador for the university of calveston?

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welcome official trip visitor 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna high school

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welcome official trip visitor 6'2" 260 lbs defensive end mays pese from bishop garcia diego high school in santa barbara

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the tasty shrimp salad at brophy brothers on the wharf)

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willem, luv u man so just gonna assume u wuz on an extended vacation back home in the netherlands & are completely unaware of the varsity blues scandal in the united states that resulted in former full house actress lori laughlin serving 2 months & her husband mossimo serving 5 months in jail for paying a "consultant" $500,000 to stage phony azz rowing fotos that got their 2 daughters accepted into usc

tl;dr it isn't about the student seats per se, as much as the graft that is taking place in a non-transparent and unethical manner, including an abuse of public funds. Even with as much nepotism as we have in the USA one of our core strategic strengths is our democratic government & transparency, and low level of corruption.

Sadly no ponytail in court or in RAD


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hollywood, just to be really clear on this, i honestly think the current cal athletic dept is guilty of varsity blues transgressions under knowlton's failed stewardship & that if rich lyons initiates an independent outside counsel investigation into this matter that several employees will face criminal charges & sentencing
For anything like this to have taken place after the results of the Varsity Blues audit of Cal (42 students admitted after improper influence in the period audited) were released is absolutely unacceptable. https://information.auditor.ca.gov/reports/2019-113/sections.html
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6 '180 lbs future brilliant astronaut/nuero doggy dog brain surgery nobel peace prize winner/cornerback tre' harrison from junipero serra high school is gonna officially trip to the #1 ranked public university on planet earth on june 6th-8th

harrison got a bad azz physicality to his game plus he got track SPEED


tre is not a dumb azz, he got a 4.417 gpa & an offer from ******* harvard...there is no doubt that tre can read books & innovatively make an electric car outta **** parts from target or something like that


yeah my name is shocky & ima 100% in support of this actionable offer

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth via nfl development at memorial stadium in the acc & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)
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wut up, tre?

look, wanna keep ur recruitment on ur official visit to berkeley this weekend on a transparent basis, ok?

coach wilcox just texted me & tole me that she would be ur roommate (transfer from the university of Ibiza, her unit 2 roommate form says her hobbies include "making homemade movies" whatever that means) if u commit to cal, ok?...pretty sure she don't snore or go thru ur **** or something but who knows for sure

fyi, ur 4.417 gpa is higher than hers but don't low key flex about that with them curvy brunette yoga females that wanna date/marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads, ok?






Tre Harrison's OV post said "June 6-9". Did he show?
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tre's official visit got moved to this weekend
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Shocky1 said:

tre's official visit got moved to this weekend


Cool. Thanks, Shocks.
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2024 us open at pinehurst #2: 2nd round update

collin morikawa: 74 (made cut)
max homa: 75 (missed cut)
ben an: 78 ( missed cut)



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3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs (last 2025 cal qb commit/decommit wuz undersized) ELITE lefty from ewa beach#

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MAJOR cal's monster class recruiting update:

jaron is gonna officially trip to cal on june 20th



jaron thx everybody kinda like nando (cal qbs r special human beings)#
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california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2025 class:

jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
ke'breion winston, inside linebacker (3.0+ gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
carter jones, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)
jojo solis, running back (3.14 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (3.0+ gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
javian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.8 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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question for the universe during our time on planet earth: where's home????

the answer: wherever ur moms (and fam) is, do u want to share ur collegiate gamedays with her or not?

sometimes the most obvious answers in life r also the most realest, yeah michael is a bad azz (just ask ebony) sorry chris


6'1" 180 lbs 4.47 40 SPEED immediate impact safety from riordan (in the city by the bay)#
wut up chris?

hope u don't mind a dumb question but do u know how to ignite fireworks both on & off the field at memorial stadium?

-shock the rock(head)





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city by the bay (doing the hang with ur fam is FUN)#
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asu's new athletic director:

graham rossini is gonna personally be the administrator for football, m/w basketball & baseball

meanwhile Knowlton Nothing Notes focus on sports nobody really gives a **** about, just because we politely clap at football games when student athletes are announced by the shrill voiced pr announcer (she is unlistenable kinda like screechy chalk sounds) is not actually an indication of any real interest in quidditch



not so fun fact: asu's engaging & financially conservative new athletic director makes half the coin of cal's athletic director

yeah chancellor christ's dumb decision (which is only mitigated by her serious health challenges which has distracted her from her responsibilities, this is why lyons wuz named by drake in april instead of the planned june) to extend knowlton has put cal's athletic dept in a **** position heading towards an existential financial tsunami



andrew mcgraw for athletic director!!#
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2025 ncca national player of the year/d1 home run leader candidate (+1 athletic quick twitch unreal bat swing speed, needs to work on her 2nd base d skills)#
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heavy is the head that wears the crown (at the #1 ranked public university in the world)#
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started at the bottom now we're here (r u willing to do the hard work necessary to become a haas biz ad school grad?)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (it's a lotta work, it's NOT for everyone including the dumb azz paperclip twins ethan fang & eric lee who gonna be able to avoid studying & reading books & **** at oklahoma state)

2024 us open at pinehurst #2: 3rd round update

getting up & down from almost half of the missed greens with his putter (he chunked a green side chip shot on the par 4 14th hole yesterday & has shelved chipping since then) collin morikawa shot an en fuego bogey free (which is a remarkable accomplishment in the majors) round 66 & is kinda back in the hunt tied for 9th going into tomorrow's father day's final round of the us open

with his recent elite play collin is a lock for the usa olympic team when the american players are announced next week (which is based upon the official world golf rankings) for the summer olympic games in paris which will be contested at le golf national (which is a mediocre brutally tough 1970's american style design with deep rough & water hazards on all of the finishing holes, shocky's beloved morfontaine an hour outside of paris is a significantly better course & golfing experience)...morikawa c'est magnifique!!



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tavian, not gonna lie, u & me r both momma boys

my moms grew up poor as **** in san francisco always studying & working at a dry cleaner, her limited fun times wuz going to ocean beach for FREE & walking the family doggy dog

she got a scholly to berkeley & became the 1st person to graduate from college much less the #1 ranked public university in the world, that degree wuz transformational in her life and she instilled that hard work & protecting the most vulnerable in society values in me

yeah every father's day is also a celebration of our moms too, right tavian?

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The 5 Stairsteps! Great track Shocky!
Start Slowly and taper off
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wut 51, me & tavian hought that song wuz actually by little yachty or something


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MAJOR cal's monster class announcement:

for those of u not invited to koa's human beings wedding (both kat & collin r actively involved with adoption & rescue doggy dog fundraising in las vegas) at the leafy bel air hotel or on the grounds of pinehurst #2 today u can watch every shot by collin morikawa today at 1:36 pm local time (10:36 am west coast time) for FREE by clicking this link

https://www.usopen.com/watch.html

yeah the united states golf association gets it, unlike the obstinate/non innovative markeisha & the clueless as **** con artist who are ok with thousands of empty seats at memorial stadium/haas pavilion, the usga is tryna grow their brand which is critical for building a robust pipeline of future supporters/consumers & donors to their organization

look, the usga isn't perfect (and hopefully the 2024 us open isn't won by a 9/11 terrorist financed liv golfer) but at least they aren't sitting on their azzs like markeisha & knowlton in a rapidly changing world that makes extinct organizations that can't change/evolve with the times

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Why isn't this pile of crap thread closed? Isn't it the very definition of SPAM - one poster endlessly posting non Cal sports info about golf courses and his soft core porn pictures of his daughter and other young women?


Just asking. If you clowns enjoy this shyte, you do you. Sad bunch of low testosterone weirdos trying to make themselves feel more macho.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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fun fact for those of u that wanna complain that the above post is sexist it should be pointed out that shocky is a male azz stripper (this post is title ix compliant)



work that pole, shocky (**** balenciaga)#
aunbear, a better question might be why r u so uptight/unhappy yet still reading the monster on a daily basis?

if ur an incel that's ok, this FREE thread is a judgement free safe zone for everybody on planet earth, got it?

the truth of the matter is that cal's monster class wuz created by shocky in conjunction with his daughters shay & taylor (when they wuz at notre dame high school) as a recruiting tool for the cal basketball program with content developed in agreement by the 3 of us to target mcdonald all american high schoolers

and it worked, just ask avid readers jaylen brown & jared goff among others but thx u for ur valuable dedicated reader feedback!!

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AunBear89 said:

Why isn't this pile of crap thread closed? Isn't it the very definition of SPAM - one poster endlessly posting non Cal sports info about golf courses and his soft core porn pictures of his daughter and other young women?


Just asking. If you clowns enjoy this shyte, you do you. Sad bunch of low testosterone weirdos trying to make themselves feel more macho.


Big C says if loving this thread is wrong I don't want to be right.
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I enjoy it. If you don't like this thread then don't read it and move along.

My only grip is all the IG links make page loading slower but that's on the how the site was built not on Mr. Shocky
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Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt Shocky's circle jerk and self aggrandizing. You kids have fun fantasizing about exotic golf courses and Shocky's spank bank. On a Cal football board.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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AunBear89 said:

Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt Shocky's circle jerk and self aggrandizing. You kids have fun fantasizing about exotic golf courses and Shocky's spank bank. On a Cal football board.
Let us live, don't police our lives man
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AunBear89 said:

Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt Shocky's circle jerk and self aggrandizing. You kids have fun fantasizing about exotic golf courses and Shocky's spank bank. On a Cal football board.


Hey, it can be pretty engaging once you develop the right approach. What I do, is I click on the thread whenever I see there's been a new or recent post, on the off chance that there will be some actual fb recruiting news, or some discussion, debate, or analysis of the merits of visiting recruits, or other, fresh fb-related content. And if I don't see any after a quick scroll through - and I mean, "quick" (it only takes an instant to bypass the golf course pictures and other b.s.) - the posts dated since my last previous 'check-in', I just keep it moving, and head over to check in with one of my other go-to websites. Not that big a deal once you know what you're looking for, can quickly determine whether it is or isn't there, and keep it moving.
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Or all of this is entertainment and this thread is just entertainment.
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We're we ever involved with this guy from our backyard?

https://www.si.com/college/ucla/news/ucla-football-bruins-land-elite-safety-from-northern-california-01j0ef96pnaz

Give to Cal Legends!

https://calegends.com/donation/ Do it now. Text every Cal fan you know, give them the link, tell them how much you gave, and ask them to text every Cal fan they know and do the same.
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AunBear89 said:

Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt Shocky's circle jerk and self aggrandizing. You kids have fun fantasizing about exotic golf courses and Shocky's spank bank. On a Cal football board.


Not sure why you believe anyone on here has control or input into what is allowed to be posted on this thread or board.
If he posts pictures of his daughters or other women that are questionable on some level, keep in mind it's not happening because you or I think it's okay, but rather a direct reflection on what the moderators think is appropriate for their enterprise.
This didn't just start...there was some recent restrictions about gpa postings, and he has stayed away from repeating his objections to helping out Cal NIL, but otherwise the themes, topics and ego that are part of the Monster thread have been going on for awhile without obvious objections from the administrators...
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82gradDLSdad said:

AunBear89 said:

Why isn't this pile of crap thread closed? Isn't it the very definition of SPAM - one poster endlessly posting non Cal sports info about golf courses and his soft core porn pictures of his daughter and other young women?


Just asking. If you clowns enjoy this shyte, you do you. Sad bunch of low testosterone weirdos trying to make themselves feel more macho.


Big C says if loving this thread is wrong I don't want to be right.

I do say that, although I'm wondering how you know I say that. Do I need to put a cover over my web cam? Are you Alexa?!?



(my strategy for threads i know i am not interested in is to not click on them. this has worked pretty well for me)
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AunBear89 said:

Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt Shocky's circle jerk and self aggrandizing. You kids have fun fantasizing about exotic golf courses and Shocky's spank bank. On a Cal football board.
Just don't click on the thread. Your "problem" is solved.
Why so angry???
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89Bear said:

AunBear89 said:

Sorry. Didn't want to interrupt Shocky's circle jerk and self aggrandizing. You kids have fun fantasizing about exotic golf courses and Shocky's spank bank. On a Cal football board.
Just don't click on the thread. Your "problem" is solved.
Why so angry???




See also G.I.F.T.
https://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2004/03/19/green-blackboards-and-other-anomalies
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Although he didn't win the US Open, Morikawa clinched an Olympics spot.

https://sports.yahoo.com/collin-morikawa-edges-out-patrick-cantlay-for-last-american-olympics-spot-after-us-open-235530892.html

Collin Morikawa will join Scottie Scheffler, Xander Schauffele and Wyndham Clark at the Olympics in Paris later this summer.
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2024 us open at pinehurst #2: 4th round update

not a good day for golf when a 9/11 terrorist financed liv golfer wins the us open, he should donate his earnings to the families that lost loved ones in the multiple attacks upon the united states of america

kinda uneven round with 4 birdies that wuz offset by 6 bogies as collin morikawa shot a 72 & tied for 14th in the national championship

collin's game is really peaking right now & he should be a serious contender at next month's british open on a course that fits his game...morikawa is not an elite greens reader & the greens at royal troon are relatively flat with usually no more than a cup or two of break on most putts...cannot emphasize enough that both of collin's 2 major championship victories wuz on courses with relatively flat greens at harding park & royal st georges...royal troon also offers the option of putting from off the greens which is a collin strength vs him chipping/banking shots into green side mounds...and with royal troon's penal rough collin's accuracy off the tee will give him an advantage over the field

both max homa and collin morikawa will definitely play in the scottish open the week prior to the british open which will be invaluable in helping them prepare for links golf which is a different (and 100% more fun) game than american aerial golf...also expect ben an to be in the field for the scottish open
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welcome official trip visitor 6'2" 260 lbs defensive tackle mays pese from bishop garcia diego high school in santa barbara

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the tasty shrimp salad at brophy brothers on the wharf)
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