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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:00a, 5/30/24
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nerdy napkin math:

$15,000,000-fy23/24 covert loan by the athletic department from the central campus discovered by shocky's relentless public information requests & threats of legal action against delaney heller

plus

$19,000,000-fy 24/25 reduction in media rights revenues from pac 12 to acc

plus

$6,500,000-cal share of pac 2 settlement payment to oregon state/washington state

plus

$15,000,000-increased acc travel cost

equals

$55,500,000 revenue shortfall

minus

$10,000,000- fy24/25 calimony

equals

$45,500,000-fy24/25 revenue shortfall with no financial plans by knowlton

bottom line: calimony is NOT the solution to the impending financial tsunami heading towards the cal athletic department



ponytails r triggering#
latest installment of Knowlton Nothing Notes

https://calbears.com/news/2024/5/29/athletics-news-knowltons-notes-a-season-of-celebration.aspx

there's ZERO financial information as usual, no fiscal impact of the recent acc vote to approve the fy25 $20,000,000 direct payments to athletes & no updates re: the financial fundraising for the con artist's proposed $140,000,000 multi purpose practice facility which is never evah gonna get built

no financial transparency or balanced budget in berkeley#
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jabari bird is playing pro basketball in indonesia
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In reply to bluehenbear • 5:57a, 5/30/24
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So Deion's recruiting message to parents saying I'll help turn your boys into men is bs? Shocker. And in this day and age it will still work. (See Trump, Biden, Newsom...hell, almost any politician).
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asu's new athletic director:

graham rossini is gonna personally be the administrator for football, m/w basketball & baseball

meanwhile Knowlton Nothing Notes focus on sports nobody really gives a **** about, just because we politely clap at football games when student athletes are announced by the shrill voiced pr announcer (she is unlistenable kinda like screechy chalk sounds) is not actually an indication of any real interest in quidditch

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:49a, 5/30/24
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/C55P-dPOMtN
nerdy napkin math:

$15,000,000-fy23/24 covert loan by the athletic department from the central campus discovered by shocky's relentless public information requests & threats of legal action against delaney heller

plus

$19,000,000-fy 24/25 reduction in media rights revenues from pac 12 to acc

plus

$6,500,000-cal share of pac 2 settlement payment to oregon state/washington state

plus

$15,000,000-increased acc travel cost

equals

$55,500,000 revenue shortfall

minus

$10,000,000- fy24/25 calimony

equals

$45,500,000-fy24/25 revenue shortfall with no financial plans by knowlton

bottom line: calimony is NOT the solution to the impending financial tsunami heading towards the cal athletic department



ponytails r triggering#
latest installment of Knowlton Nothing Notes

https://calbears.com/news/2024/5/29/athletics-news-knowltons-notes-a-season-of-celebration.aspx

there's ZERO financial information as usual, no fiscal impact of the recent acc vote to approve the fy25 $20,000,000 direct payments to athletes & no updates re: the financial fundraising for the con artist's proposed $140,000,000 multi purpose practice facility which is never evah gonna get built

no financial transparency or balanced budget in berkeley#
Lot of good points. Let's get bigger picture. There probably is a fair amount of institutional support coming which is a short term solution only. With revenue share, cannibalism of donor revenues through NIL, title 9 compliance subsidies of unprofitable sports, and likely drops in interest from some level of fans who are turned off by all the changes in college sports, programs like UCLA and Cal are in trouble. It is pretty clear the next round of TV contracts, as least for the B1G and maybe SEC, will not be nearly as lucrative, and structural changes are coming, absent a huge change in the way business is conducted or Congressional bail out. Cal needs to be at the forefront of these changes or lose its athletic program competing in the top tier Just my opinion, but it seems to be everyone is just waiting for Lyons to pull a rabbit out of the hat.
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wifey, that's exactly what needs to happen, chancellor lyons needs to fire knowlton with cause from the mckeever fiasco & then appoint andrew mcgraw as the next athletic director to innovatively move a streamlined balanced budget financially responsible program forward with fewer sport teams in compliance with title ix


if this don't happen, cal athletics as we know it will be done forever & ima not gonna be around for that ****show...that will be end of this thread, my attendance at all (home & away) cal football games & my fandom will be solely focused on our bears golf program (which could still win a ncca championship playing in a west coast centric conference) & pga superstars like collin morikawa, max homa, ben an & michael kim...at that point i will realistically never set foot on the berkeley campus again, there's a lotta world to see out there

https://instagr.am/p/C6Px11YuuyT
and who knows maybe shocky will become a big fan or something of the next cal women's golf coach too...

give us rabbits outta the hat or give us death (the time is NOW, the clock is ticking)#
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warning: bears better be hydrated/elite conditioning on september 7th#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 12:51p, 5/30/24
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warning: bears better be hydrated/elite conditioning on september 7th#
Considering previous trips back east, we got a pretty good deal with that kickoff time
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strykur, hear wut ur saying but a 2:30 pm local time kick off is gonna still be hot as hell

shocky is looking forward to this epic deep south roadtrip & teeing it up at the coore & crensahw (the greatest architectural design team of all time) new work at the wicker point club at sorta nearby lake martin alabama

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fun fact: auburn will be on central time for our kick off this fall, if ur making the roadtrip the kick off will be 2:30 pm local time
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warning: bears better be hydrated/elite conditioning on september 7th#
Considering previous trips back east, we got a pretty good deal with that kickoff time
Little surprised that Wake Forest is on ACC Network and not ESPN, given that it's a Friday night game. But they might have some other conferences they need to serve at that time.
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sycasey, yeah corporate viewing platform decisions are sometimes surprising, would encourage you to consider making the roadtrip to winston-salem if possible for the november 8th friday nite battle with them deacons

my only idol bill coore (also lives in north scottsdale, his wife sue just shakes her head when she sees me walking towards her husband, shocky is gonna delay her while he asks inane questions to bill like "what wuz the strategic and asthetic thought process of the greenside bunkering guarding the short drivable 14th hole at the te arai south golf links north of auckland?") attended wake forest & tole me he used to walk thru a path in the trees from his dorm to the fabulous old town club (which c&c faithfully renovated to their original perry maxwell audacity a couple of years ago) where the golf team practiced/played...the area around campus is stunningly beautiful & a fall friday nite in that part of the world will be a unique experience

but at the same time as you drive to the old town club on quiet leafy roads there are grand entrances to some of the largest cigarette manufacturers in the world, this is also the cancer producing epicenter of death

so there's a lot to consider when visiting wake forest including the bizzaro realization that the school's mascot the demon deacon is shaped like a cigarette

https://instagr.am/p/Ch2NMjkgBfN
let's ******* go (smoke the deacons)#
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2024 book of the year#
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An old saying, 'Smoke 'em. LOL. I don't smoke, never have or will, but.....

Hey great mascot Wake Forest!
Start Slowly and taper off
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look 51, that dumb azz oski is getting replaced by buc-ee as the mascot for the university of calveston but at least ol' oski isn't a brand ambassador for the cancerous tobacco industry like demon deacon, got it?

wut kinda mascot hands out low menthol packs of cigarettes to little kids on gamedays?

that's just messed up

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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:04a, 5/31/24
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fun fact: auburn will be on central time for our kick off this fall, if ur making the roadtrip the kick off will be 2:30 pm local time
Auburn is always on Central time...and people forget how far west Atlanta is located in the Eastern time zone.
I get the impression of a night time game, but fun fact: the nights that time of year are no picnic...this isn't like doing yoga at the Berkeley Marina as the sun sets...got it?
Atlanta area resident for 8 years here, long time ago. Lived in Baton Rouge for 6 months once-that makes Auburn, Atlanta et. al feel like a trip to Eureka.

Special note: fav place to go that doesn't remain on Eastern time, therefore sometimes Central time: Playa Del Carmen. (See, set you up so you could carry on about Mayakoba...I'm nice this morning.)
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mb, mucho gracias, mayakoba got good rooms/food but the norman designed golf course overly relies on the aerial game (which isn't how 95% of resort guests play the game) & is a 5+ hour lost ball nightmare unless u got the 1st tee time

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look 51, that dumb azz oski is getting replaced by buc-ee as the mascot for the university of calveston but at least ol' oski isn't a brand ambassador for the cancerous tobacco industry like demon deacon, got it?

wut kinda mascot hands out low menthol packs of cigarettes to little kids on gamedays?

that's just messed up

https://instagr.am/p/CmryTT-JmPv


wut's the only thing on planet earth that's more messed up than a mascot handing out low menthol packs of cigarettes to little kids on gamedays?

that would be a ballet instructor teaching her little tutu ballerinas how to do lap dances & treat callouses on ur feet after a long nite on the pole wearing cfm pumps



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fun fact for those of u that wanna complain that the above post is sexist it should be pointed out that shocky is a male azz stripper (this post is title ix compliant)



work that pole, shocky (**** balenciaga)#
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do u got ur season tix(s) for the 2024 acc season including them miami hurricanes??? (the magic of cal football INCLUDES you on fall gamedays at memorial stadium)#
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2025 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'breion winston from lancaster high school (south of dallas) is gonna officially visit cal on may 23rd-26th

the 5a all state linebacker as a junior got +1 athleticism & closes on the ball with lightning SPEED like his hair is on fire or something


coach wilcox texted me today to let me know that it's "highly likely" that cal's 2025 spring ball is gonna be held at the university of calveston's practice facility in terrell off the i-20 (next to the buc-ee's ) to make sure ke'breion & all our growing # of texas guys can still see their families in addition to the 2024 smu game in highland park this november after thanksgiving

https://instagr.am/p/C4tLMyfJfHH
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https://www.forbes.com/top-colleges/

welcome high priority targeted prospect ke'breion winston on his official visit to the university of calveston

BEST hs hype video evah#

KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

yet another university of calveston commit, our new (sorry oski, u gotta enter the transfer portal or something) school mascot buc-ee is thrilled to get outta the nasty azz humid summertime texas weather to the #1 ranked public university in the world in the perfect temps of the scenic san francisco bay area

let's ******* go (to shocky's FREE smu pregame tailgate party at the buc-ee's in terrell)#

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4.0 gpa high priority cal target safety aiden manutai will NOT be taking an official visit to penn state this weekend

joe paterno hall of shame (just looked the other way)#
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pwo offer (the bird must fly in berkeley)#
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6'4" 282 lbs nose tackle wyoming grad transfer gavin meyer is gonna take a left coast official recruiting trip to cal & usc, he got 1 year of remaining eligiblity & will also trip to wisconsin (grew up in franklin, south of milwaukee) & illinois

https://instagr.am/p/CiiW6xPOLiC
gavin is not a dumb azz, he wuz an all academic mountain west honoree multiple years & graduated with a degree in wildlife & fish biology management...his unique path in life got infinite possibilities including studying cali ecosystems

https://instagr.am/p/CdQmI8krrVM
yeah maybe meyer wanna an adventure developing potential nfl upside with coach browning in the atlantic athletic conference while living further afar on the west coast & building an elite academic resume, unlike the nasty freezing azz midwest cali is sweater weather



gavin, if u commit to the #1 ranked public university in the world, we're gonna take shocky's beat to **** lexus convertible (cars r for losers, they should be sustainablely driven into the ground) on a drive to muir woods (where the trees r good) & stinson beach high school (alma mater of jared goff), got it?...maybe u will meet ur forever curvy brunette yoga dream female there or something?...trust me, she's not wearing an ugly azz red sweatshirt eating a double cheeseburger with fries & a strawberry shake at the culivers in madison

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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that love the great outdoors 24/7/365)

bus ad 124: college football recruiting in 2024

case study: gavin meyer wuz 100% happy at wyoming & loved his cowboy teammates, he wuz looking forward to his final year of eligibility in laramie...gavin is an outdoorsy midwesterner & considers several of his teammates as his best friends

but after a stellar 2023 season he wuz encouraged by a program to explore potential options

cal's nil offer (won't mention specifics outta respect for cal legends) wuz strong & the opportunity to experience the bay area plus add berkeley to his future resume made the bears his early leader

gavin officially visited illinois & he already knew all about hometown wisconsin

cal is still in the driver's seat

but then he visits south central & they offer $500,000 in nil to wear the trojans uniform from now thru this season's final football game...gavin is not really a la/so cal kinda guy (he's got zero interest in drinking champagne with bottle girls in the back of a limo after a nite out at tao) but he's gotta accept the offer

and so gavin meyer will play for the usc trojans on their defensive line this fall
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the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university on planet earth (including asia & the pacific islands)
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matthew littlejohn & shocky got japanese moms & r mutts of mixed descents

listen to the tiger moms (or else)#
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2025 cal's monster class: whose next???

3.0+ gpa 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'brion winston from lancaster high school south of dallas is a relentless pursuit closing SPEED backer who is gonna be a star at the university of calveston...bet


3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft


3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence


3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
https://instagr.am/p/CzzF7btOOPB

3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer


3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu


3.14 gpa (knows he can do better) 6' 185 lbs record setting running back jojo solis from aquinas high school in adelanto...let's ******* go, jojo



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san mateo college fightin' benjis#
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2024 canadian open pga tournament at hamilton: 3rd round update

finishing with a flourish & a 40 foot birdie putt from off the green on the iconic uphill 18th hole michael kim went low with a sterling 66 & is now 5 under par for the national championship & tied for 20th...michael's iron play is on point with a slight draw on most shots, he's 6th in the field in greens in regulation (42 out of 54)


cal golf update:


congrats to senior sampson zheng, he's got all the tools pursuing a pga tour card



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2024 us open final qualifier at lake merced: tee times are out for monday june's 36 holes "longest day in golf" (there's no admission for spectators)

nathan wang 7:00 am (1st tee): 1st group out is a huge advantage, no waiting around & should be a rhythmic non slow play 1st round for the junior to be

michael weaver 7:10 am (1st tee): former masters participant & us amateur finalist at cherry hills

sampson zheng 8:00 am (1st tee): got more game right now than anybody in the field

kyle maspat 7:40 am (10th tee): former bear plays out of san diego

brandon hagy 7:35 am (10th tee at duke golf club in north carolina): shot a 63 this year on the korn ferry tour

good luck to all the california golden bears as they pursue their quest to join collin morikawa, max homa & ben an in the us open at pinehurst #2 in two weeks

yeah collin is super dooper busy this week counting cards & **** (gotta use that haas biz ad math for something)

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tomorrow's diamonds r gonna be at memorial stadium today (wut's ur gpa?)#

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