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heavy is the head that wears the crown (at the #1 ranked public university in the world for those that wanna date/marry a curvy brunette yoga female)#
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Like the bear with a crown pic, we need a bat-signal for when someone that needs to be fired in the admin is actually going to get canned.

T-7 days to the first day with a new Chancellor, but more importantly for die-hard Cal fans, the axing of the current AD.
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Go Bears!
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econ (excellent suggestion), don't tell nobody but this is gonna be the official monster class super secret batmobile signal for when chancellor lyons terminates knowlton, ok?

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pay attention to nycgobears, he's hopa/hopa & knows wut's up

but make no mistake about it rich is NOT a dumb azz so the con artist & his worthless bureaucrats including the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil, the financially incompetent cfo tom lowry & the obstinate/non innovative markeisha are on borrowed time
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university of houston president renu khator has fired athletic director chris pezman (previously an associate athletic director at cal)

rich, does this quote resonate with you too?

"This was a difficult but necessary decision as we navigate a paradigm shift in collegiate athletics."
-renu khator

the time is NOW for everything, otherwise goodbye cal football & basketball as we know it & the end of alums/donors visiting their alma mater on gamedays which given the projected significantly reduced future funding for uc berkeley from the state of california is gonna make lyon's legacy one of armageddon

rich, do you really think general james arthur knowlton is really the right person to lead the cal athletic department in these uncertain & challenging times??


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2025 o-lineman john mills to texas as expected
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2025 cal's monster class: whose next???

3.7 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in brentwood got the elite height, weight & high gpa as coach bloesch (the bears best coach) continues to 100% upgrade the o-line room


3.25 gpa 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna union high school gotta chip on his shoulder & is nasty azz physical blocking & running with the ball in a jack colletto jack of all trades kinda way


3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs corner/nickel back jae'on young from sierra canyon high school got world class SPEED, the early enrollee will be competing in 2025 spring ball as multiple takers graduate/pursue nfl opportunities


3.2 gpa 6'2" 250 lbs lebron williams from kahuku high school rolls as an active high energy defensive lineman that got the skillset necessary to play in coach browning's new more attacking/disruptive scheme


4.2 gpa 6'3" 205 lbs all state linebacker beckham barney is a sideline to sideline tackling machine from mountain view high school in mesa with a high football iq that gotta lotta academic ambition


3.0+ gpa 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'brion winston from lancaster high school south of dallas is a relentless pursuit closing SPEED backer who is gonna be a star at the university of calveston...bet


3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft


3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence


3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
https://instagr.am/p/CzzF7btOOPB

3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer


3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu



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don't be a dumb azz (better to palm a tight azz)#
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cal's monster offensive line recruiting update:

2025 6'6" 305 lbs trench worker mike klisiewicz from liberty high school (in nearby brentwood) is gonna officially trip to the claremont via the caldecott tunnel (is that rite?) on june 20th-23rd

mike is not a dumb azz, he gotta 3.7 gpa...klisiewicz's conditional offer should not become an actionable offer until he figures out how to fix his twitter/instagram settings so everything isn't blocked out "as sensitive content" by him, got it?

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pro tip for mike klisiewicz on his official visit to berkeley this weekend, do NOT ask coach bloesch why he don't got good hair, got it?

that would be a dumb decision that will result in a **** situation for you


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cal's monster offensive line (is recruiting taller & heavier trench workers with high gpas)#
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cal's 3.75 gpa qb1 of the future??#

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cal's 3.75 gpa qb1 of the future??#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (not some academically junky azz school in idaho, oregon or cheboynll or something)
Hopefully he commits. Could be that player that changes the course of Cal recruiting and ultimately their on field success.
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Econ141 said:

Like the bear with a crown pic, we need a bat-signal for when someone that needs to be fired in the admin is actually going to get canned.

T-7 days to the first day with a new Chancellor, but more importantly for die-hard Cal fans, the axing of the current AD.

Lyons is gonna be great, but I doubt he comes in guns a blazin'. I figure he will use the McKeever Affair to rather-slowly-but methodically force Knowlton out over the next 6-12 mos.

But who knows?
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big c, unfortunately the impending financial tsunami heading towards the cal athletic department is not gonna be stopped by the timeframe ur outlining, it's literally now or never in berkeley

and when the alums/donors stop going to gamedays & their connections to the university dissipate, berkeley's ranking as the #1 public university in the world will also be at risk

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3.9 gpa (which is NOT so so) potential rb1 after the all american jaydn ott era#
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^^^^ econ, jaron would be the jewel of the 2025 class & is arguably the most important recruit of the wilcox era after my poly brah jaydn

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2025 cal's monster class: whose next???

3.7 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in brentwood got the elite height, weight & SPEED as coach bloesch (the bears best coach) continues to 100% upgrade the o-line room


3.25 gpa 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna union high school gotta chip on his shoulder & is nasty azz physical blocking & running with the ball in a jack colletto jack of all trades kinda way


3.2 gpa 6'2" 275 lbs defensive lineman mays pese from bishop diego high school in santa barbara is an active physical defender & a consummate team player


3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs corner/nickel back jae'on young from sierra canyon high school got world class SPEED, the early enrollee will be competing in 2025 spring ball as multiple takers graduate/pursue nfl opportunities


3.2 gpa 6'2" 250 lbs lebron williams from kahuku high school rolls as an active high energy defensive lineman that got the skillset necessary to play in coach browning's new more attacking/disruptive scheme


4.2 gpa 6'3" 205 lbs all state linebacker beckham barney is a sideline to sideline tackling machine from mountain view high school in mesa with a high football iq that gotta lotta academic ambition


3.0+ gpa 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'brion winston from lancaster high school south of dallas is a relentless pursuit closing SPEED backer who is gonna be a star at the university of calveston...bet


3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft


3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence


3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
https://instagr.am/p/CzzF7btOOPB

3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer


3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu



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At 6'1", 205 lbs (listed) will Ke'Breion Winston end up playing Safety, or will he be adding a few more lbs of muscle to stick at MLB?
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^ mlb in the cade uluave highly active violently destructive mold
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tre' is NOT a dumb azz (4.71 gpa)#
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tre is NOT a dumb azz (4.71 gpa)#


Do we have any clue where Cal stands with Tre' Harrison? I know he OV'd here a couple weeks ago.
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^ conditional offer could become an actionable offer
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2025 potential mcdonalds all american official visit to berkeley (cal's monster class part trois??)#

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KAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!

welcome 2024 3.2 gpa cal commit 3rd baseman harmony andrade from willow canyon high school in surprise arizona


fun fact: harmony is a certified lash technician (taylor & shocky's beauty regime includes latisse)

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Pittstop said:

Shocky1 said:

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2025 cal's monster class: whose next???

3.7 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in brentwood got the elite height, weight & SPEED as coach bloesch (the bears best coach) continues to 100% upgrade the o-line room


3.25 gpa 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna union high school gotta chip on his shoulder & is nasty azz physical blocking & running with the ball in a jack colletto jack of all trades kinda way


3.2 gpa 6'2" 275 lbs defensive lineman mays pese from bishop diego high school in santa barbara is an active physical defender & a consummate team player


3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs corner/nickel back jae'on young from sierra canyon high school got world class SPEED, the early enrollee will be competing in 2025 spring ball as multiple takers graduate/pursue nfl opportunities


3.2 gpa 6'2" 250 lbs lebron williams from kahuku high school rolls as an active high energy defensive lineman that got the skillset necessary to play in coach browning's new more attacking/disruptive scheme


4.2 gpa 6'3" 205 lbs all state linebacker beckham barney is a sideline to sideline tackling machine from mountain view high school in mesa with a high football iq that gotta lotta academic ambition


3.0+ gpa 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'brion winston from lancaster high school south of dallas is a relentless pursuit closing SPEED backer who is gonna be a star at the university of calveston...bet


3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft


3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence


3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
https://instagr.am/p/CzzF7btOOPB

3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer


3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu



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At 6'1", 205 lbs (listed) will Ke'Breion Winston end up playing Safety, or will he be adding a few more lbs of muscle to stick at MLB?
I like to post this public service message now and then: weight about recruits means nothing, unless a prospect is asked what he weighs RIGHT NOW; you don't know how old that number might be. At that age, if he weighed that number 4 months ago, then being another 10 pounds right now isn't hard to imagine. Add on top of that, how much lifting is he doing on a day to day basis, just because it's June, and soon to be July, with no required football yet....
Lastly: a year from now, he will just be getting to campus....even if he wasn't an athlete working out at a high level, a Jr to Sr. weight gain on a 6-1 frame can easily be what, 15 pounds over that kind of time period?

Many others have posted that the Cal emphasis is on faster LB's anyway....just to throw that in..
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fyi, the staff gotta silent commit
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mays pese (undersized defensive lineman with a strong motor) took a super dooper secret clandestine official visit (kinda like undersized qb robert mcdaniel) to arizona last weekend & has flipped to the wildcats

there's a high probability that mays & mcdaniel r gonna be working at the circle k on speedway together when they turn 30



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Two commits lost to AZ including a promising QB. What are they selling? The minimum wage increase?
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econ, in the case of mcdaniel, the arizona staff emphasized they're building their offensive schemes around a really short qb1 in noah fifita (a productive collegiate qb with zero nfl upside)...to someone like mcdaniel who lacks both height & weight too that wuz appealing...and we should thank robert for bailing late in the recruiting cycle in that it's opened the door for generational talent jaron who could be the bears next elite nfl quarterback & help sell out memorial stadium

in the case of pese the wildcats staff (that primarily consists of former san jose state coaches who routinely recruited 2.5+ gpa dumb azzs that can barely read/do basic math) emphasized to mays he wuz probably gonna flunk out in berkeley (scare tactics) & that they would scheme defensively around his lack of size...the 3.2 gpa listed by the monster wuz his best recent gpa & not his overall gpa which wuz sub 3.0

honestly neither of these 2 wuz good fits for the california golden bears football program

berkeley isn't for everyone (particularly for those that don't really wanna do the hard work in the classrooms of berkeley that's necessary to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world)
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Got it - crossing fingers for Jaron. Need all the momentum as we enter the Armageddon of college football
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Any idea or news about how Jaron liked his Cal OV?
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^ staff has done a great job illuminating the nfl development process as qb1 like jared goff/aaron rodgers, the academic resources & life after football generational wealth building opportunity with a berkeley degree and the ohana family vibe of the football program


"my official visit to cal was so amazing"

cal's elite qb1 of the future??#
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modern yoga for t-rexs nooner update: the curvy brunette yoga teacher with a ponytail tole the class to think of a positive quality we possess & then take that self affirming belief with us the rest of today

the thought that came to mind for me wuz my remarkable discipline in keeping in check my usual lack of a social filter & NOT saying any really stupid **** to her

yeah my self affirming belief wuz "shocky is such a GOOD boy!!!!!!"



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Quote:

cal's monster class exclusive announcement:


french big man olivier sarr made a secret official visit to berkeley with his maman et papa which included the colorado game on super bowl sunday...he's originally from toulouse (located in southern france near the spanish border) & has played for insep & the centre federal du basket-ball

sarr's build is very similar to marcus lee, my take in seeing him in person is that he's 6'11"+ & around 210-215 lbs...as the video shows he's an explosive shot blocker with instinctual timing & an active rebounder/defender along with an aggression for slam dunking (that's something i'm trying to coach up the king, don't dribble just flush the ball)

olivier is a 2017 prospect that's articulate (stanford has been in the mix), a true citizen of the world & plays with the elite hops needed for cal's go all the way up class (2017)

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olivier sarr wuz a silent commit to the cal basketball program after his official visit pending berkeley international student admissions



sarr decommitted to wake forrest (& later transferred to kentucky) after coach martin departed from berkeley

and now his little bro alex just got drafted #2 in the 2024 nba draft by the washington wizards

cal's monster class (connected the dots)#
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cody & jalen williams:

at nooner modern yoga today my brah elite basketball skills/development coach padraig o'brien (works with multiple nba, college & high school players, we worked together back in the day to deliver kingsley o'koroh to coach martin despite padraig telling me the king gotta be more of a bad azz) told me that his client 6'8" 180 lbs 5 star #14 ranked player in the 2023 class cody williams of perry high school (same hs as brayden rhome) committed to colorado ($100,000+ nil)

cody got a 3.8 gpa & his lead cal recruiter was andrew francis who is highly regarded by the family but the failure to recruit his older bro back in the day hurt the bears...reality is that in speaking with numerous aau, high school & trainers/development coaches the current men's basketball staff is not considered active or particularly likable with the exception of andrew francis...quite a few past & current players actually strongly dislike marty wilson whose got the same stern non relatable personality as the head coach

jalen also had a 3.8 gpa & wuz very lightly recruited out of high school despite padraig telling me about his absolutely pure shooting stroke (anybody with a basketball iq will honestly tell you that more than half of the guys on this year's roster got uncorrected crooked azz shooting mechanics), i can tell you with 90% confidence that if i had not been terminated from cal basketball that jalen williams would've been a california golden bear...bet

jalen williams ended up at santa clara & was drafted #12 in the 2022 national basketball league draft



both cody & jalen williams should've ended up in berkeley (it should also be pointed out that 2 of padraig's biz partners are cal grads that also run the section 7 recruiting extravaganza in glendale arizona), the point here is that it takes a lifetime to build a love affair with cal basketball but only 2 emails to terminate that love

this is cal basketball#

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cody williams is drafted #10 in the 2024 nba draft by the utah jazz
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