cal's monster offensive line

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Compared to Spring Roster / recruit info

DEPARTURES

Aguilar OL
Brown LS
Ieremia DL
Jalloh OLB

MOVES

Johnson FB -> TE
Jones ILB -> OLB

"UNEXPECTED" ADDS

Arechaederra LS
Bjerke OL
Maushardt QB
McLellan OLB
Morris PK
Olyphant DL
Parker RB
Perry-Smith WR
Weydemuller DB

Scholly count still at 87? Are Wilson and Bird on scholly?
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Shocky1 said:

calalum, everybody should read the specific allegations which included team members being forced to share their biggest secrets at team "bonding" getaways & then mckeever using those personal stories repeatedly against the swimmers during the season until for some they mentally broke & had suicidal thoughts


That's pretty fkn EST wonder if McKeever is a Landmark participant
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walter, good stuff with the new walk ons....if anyone got any 911 upside info on any of them, plz share

yeah special teamer standouts lachlan wilson & david bird are still on schollys...in fact according to shocky's nfl sources the bird will play in the national football league longer (jaydn will make a ****ton more coin tho) than any other player during the coach wilcox era

read that statement again & file it away, got it?...barring an injury, a 10+ nfl career for the future 1st team all acc/all american bird


and yeah the zony 4.0 gpa david often gets hit on at parties by older ****s who mistake him for gene simmons or something

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Thanks Shocky. So is my 87 total wrong? Here's what I got:

OL 15

Bjerke [N]
Corley [Y]
Jemtegaard [Y]
Knape [Y]
McDonald [Y]
Miller [Y]
Morrow [Y]
Newbill [Y]
Ramsey [Y]
Reimer [Y]
Session [Y]
Stoffel [Y]
Stovall [N]
Swinney [Y]
Vatikani [Y]
Williams [Y]
Wykoff [Y]

TE 6

Byrne [Y]
Dyches [Y]
Endries [Y]
Johnson [N]
Johnson [N]*
Jones [Y]
Marshall [Y]
Rutchena [Y]

WR 11

Anderson [Y]
Boscia [N]
Brady [Y]
Grayes [Y]
Grizzell [Y]
Hunter [Y]
King [N]
Martin [Y]
Matthews [Y]
Merriweather [Y]
Perry-Smith [N]
Plummer [Y]
Reber [N]
Rogers [Y]
Starling [Y]
Torres [N]

RB 6

Calloway [Y]
Cardwell [Y]
Chapman [N]
Ott [Y]
Parker [N]
Thomas [Y]
Wiley [Y]
Williams-Thomas [Y]

QB 4

Brummel [N]
Caminong [Y]
Harris [Y]
Maushardt [N]
Mendoza [Y]
Rogers [Y]
Weingart [N]

DL 13

Ashford [Y]
Bollers [Y]
Burrell [Y]
Calhoun [Y]
Canady [Y]
Correia [Y]
Journey [Y]
Keanaaina [Y]
Okwura [Y]
Olyphant [N]
Saole-McKenzie [Y]
Saunders [Y]
Stephens [N]
Thomas [Y]
Wilkins [Y]

OLB 7

Carlton [Y]
Cooley [N]
Diaz [N]
Fall [Y]
Glasgow [N]
Jones [Y]
McCulloch [Y]
McLellan [N]
Reese [Y]
Tounkara [Y]
Williams [Y]

ILB 6

Barth [Y]
Buchanan [Y]
Ferrelli [Y]
Hampton [N]
Johnson [Y]
Osondu [Y]
Uluave [Y]
Vanderlind [N]

DB 15 or 16

Aupiu [Y]
Bryant [N]
Cheek [Y]
Crosby [Y]
Escalada [N]
Gamble [M]*
Harris [Y]
Hearns [Y]
Hudson [Y]
Littlejohn [Y]
Scott [Y]*
Sidney [Y]
Smith [Y]
Wagoner [Y]
Weydemuller [N]
Williams [Y]
Williams [Y]
Womack [N]
Woodson [Y]
Yaites [Y]

ST 3 or 4

Engstler [M]*
Wilson [Y]
Brien [N]
Coe [Y]
Morris [N]
Arechaederra [N]
Arguello [N]
Bird [Y]

*Shocky updates
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walter, both tightends jeffrey johnson & jerry johnson iii are preferred walk ons, you got one listed as a scholly te

wide receiver mason starling has missed the last season & a half along with 2024 spring ball with a serious injury & is studying sociology, mason started franklin pierce high school in 2014 & got an aarp card...changing jersey numbers from #18 to #9 suggests mason is gonna try to roll this fall in the acc

plz also note that the staff's original plan wuz punter/kicker bobby englster taking his upcoming blueshirt year (unless there is an emergency injury to kicker coe or punter wilson) on scholly...in that he's not expected to play it would make more sense that the strong student receive an academic scholly for this fall before converting to a fb scholly for spring 2025

defensive back marcus scott is on scholly...it should also be pointed out that when players like collin gamble enter the transfer portal that their scholly is immediately forfeited, it's possible that the very liked/well respected collin returned as a preferred walk on with more than enough enough nil dollars to cover his final fall semester costs

in terms of scholly allocations, it's important to note that for the 1st time during the coach wilcox era that cal's monster offensive line has been finally rightsized to 15 schollys (after years of 12-13 scholly trench workers due to sorry azz recruiting by angus & greatwood)...yeah coach bloesch is the best coach/developer of talent in the fb program

also the tight end room is way over allocated with 7 schollys (oversubscribed right now is only a short term deal with multiple guys gonna be outta eligibility after this fall) while the least deep room in the program (which will require a major infusion of elite grad transfer talent after the x-man & reese pieces depart) is the outside linebacking room with only 7 schollys...it should also be pointed out that vic so'otos room got the most academic casualties the last couple of years

scholly roster math is as confusing as a 5000 piece puzzle (irregulary shaped with no linear borders) with 5000 similar looking fuschia pieces

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Shocky1 said:

calalum, everybody should read the specific allegations which included team members being forced to share their biggest secrets at team "bonding" getaways & then mckeever using those personal stories repeatedly against the swimmers during the season until for some they mentally broke & had suicidal thoughts

this coaching practice along with racist attitudes/behavior against black female swimmers is documented in both of the dan mogulof initiated outside legal counsel reports & is 100% unacceptable

the parents of swimmers for multiple years brought these concerns to knowlton & simon-o'neil, if the new chancellor doesn't take ACTION against these 2 bad characters this will be a serious blow to the INTEGRITY of berkeley & will damage future fundraising

and yeah shocky is gonna start asking for transparent answers/updates at public cal football events...



protecting the most vulnerable is a core berkeley value#


update: got the following email today back from dan mogulof

Bill,

Good morning, and thanks for reaching out.

Due to stringent state laws and campus policies protecting personnel issues and privacy the campus is precluded from commenting on this matter.

Best,

Dan
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Tavian McNair announces for Utah. Without any inside knowledge, this came as a mild surprise. Oh well. The bigger announcement is still looming…
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rkt88edmo said:

Shocky1 said:

calalum, everybody should read the specific allegations which included team members being forced to share their biggest secrets at team "bonding" getaways & then mckeever using those personal stories repeatedly against the swimmers during the season until for some they mentally broke & had suicidal thoughts
That's pretty fkn EST wonder if McKeever is a Landmark participant


rkt, not gonna lie to u, if someone tried to intentionally physically or mentally abuse/victimize my daughters shay & taylor or anybody i love in a bullying sadistic manner to the point of them contemplating suicide they would become clouds of nothing (with law enforcement as the preferred 1st step of retribution)

a core berkeley value for me is the protection of the most vulnerable in society



**** around with the monster & find out#
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Kinderhook said:

Tavian McNair announces for Utah. Without any inside knowledge, this came as a mild surprise. Oh well. The bigger announcement is still looming…
kinderhook, good kid but sub 3.0 gpa, will be a plus for the utes fb program
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Thanks for the insights. I had considered that scenario for Gamble but didn't know the other stuff.
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walter, if both gamble & englster become well nil compensated walk ons for the fall semester, then the roster scholly math is in equilibrium at 85




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cal's monster offensive line#
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Hard to believe Cal football is back next month! Let's have a miracle season for once!
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shocky wuz in new zealand with slim wadie during the 2024 phoenix open, max would've NEVER have done this **** with the monster at the show

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nerdy napkin math:

$15,000,000-fy23/24 covert loan by the athletic department from the central campus discovered by shocky's relentless public information requests

plus

$19,000,000-fy24/25 reduction in media rights revenues from pac 12 to acc

plus

$6,500,000-cal share of pac 2 settlement payment to oregon state/washington state

plus

$15,000,000-fy24/25 additional travels costs to acc competitions

equals

$55,500,000 revenue shortfall

minus

$10,000,000-fy24/25 calimony

equals

$45,500,000-revenue SHORTFALL with no financial plans/sports team cost cutting measures by knowlton, it shouldn't take an outside independent audit to recognize that the athletic department is heading towards an existential financial tsunami
____________________________________________________________________________

major cal athletic department staffing update:

cfo tom lowry has resigned effective june 1st, lowry wuz handpicked by knowlton from the air force academy...no replacement has been hired/named at this time

not so fun fact: the above nerdy napkin math does NOT include the recent acc vote for schools to make $20,000,000 direct nil payments in fy25/26 bringing the future annual financial deficit to $59,000,000 (the pac 2 settlement payment is a one time non recurring expense)



what's going on?? (in the cal athletic department is ethical & financial malpractice)#
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chris lawson commits to washington

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don't tell nobody but marshall cherrington, benji palu, marcus griffin, dustin coder & amanda yount just revised the following document in consultation with cal's monster class
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OFFICIAL CAL FOOTBALL 2025 RECRUIT QUESTIONNAIRE:

Wut's ur name?

Do u got a nickname or wut does ur moms call u?

Wut's ur GPA?
Note: if u got a **** GPA ur not going nowhere, do not continue completing this form

Wut's ur timed 40 SPEED?
Note: if u got a **** 40 ur not going nowhere, do not continue completing this form

R u from Cali or Texas?

If ur from Texas wut is ur Buc-ee's membership #?

Is ur Dream School a Big 12 low rent academic school located in a truck stop town with lot lizards with CFM pumps & STDS?

How important is Berkeley's ranking as the #1 rated public school in the WORLD in ur final decision on a scale of 1 to 10?

Yes or No: R u aware that curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry Cal, Stanford & Ivy Leagues when they enter the REAL WORLD that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building GENERATIONAL WEALTH?

Wut's ur favorite position?
Note: do NOT send any fotos

R u wanted on any felonies (wanted in 2 states, can't move wrong?) or do u got multiple baby mamas?

Do u luv doggy dogs & do u help old women cross the street?

Do u got a membership at Modern Yoga?



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jaron, realize ur kinda busy & stuff but u still gotta return the above 2025 recruit questionnaire to me by midnight ibiza time, got it?

yeah shocky gonna do u a solid & prefill the gpa part with ur 3.75 (same gpa as jared goff at stinson beach high school back in the day)

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look aiden, shocky don't got ur 2025 questionnaire either, let's get this **** done...and no, ur boy lebron cannot fill this form out for u, this is ur life so unless u own a parka & wanna still live at home when ur 30 a sorry azz worthless nebraska (huskers db coach left last week) or tennessee (lots of rednecks at shoneys) degree is not gonna do **** for u in the long run, got it?...and let's be real here, how many hours would it take ur fam to travel to lincoln or knoxville for gamedays??

and yeah just to save u time too shocky is gonna prefill ur 4.0 gpa on the form

and no, shocky don't got no ******* clue wut's the name of leidy's yoga pose...i dunno maybe it's called the resting doggy dog fire hydrant pose or something?...modern yoga is still refusing to credential me as a certified substitute yoga teacher, there's still so much to learn & a lotta world to see

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FREE you tube coverage of the biggest 2025 high school announcement impacting the future of the california golden bears football program

DECISION DAY (at the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD including the beautiful people of samoa)#
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Shocky1 said:

rush the field said:

Bio dates … that is +1 detective work ! Hope Starling is at least getting his degree.
thx (my legal middle name is sherlock) but the real detective today into the perplexing case of the hounds of the berkeleyville football roster is bear cam



221 baker street (is the street address for the university of calveston's new spring ball practice facility adjacent to the buc-ee's off the i-20 in terrell texas)...in that the fb roster is gonna be almost predominantly texans at some point in the near future it makes no sense to do spring ball at memorial stadium or retain oski (buc-ee is the man!!) as the school mascot

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https://www.yahoo.com/news/oh-no-ee-original-texas-003334566.html?fr=sycsrp_catchall



Thanks, Shocky!

Btw, Starling walked in May at graduation. https://www.instagram.com/p/C61pH8jJe4j/?igsh=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==
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congrats to mason on earning a berkeley degree!

1st time saw starling on the field during pregame warm ups he physically literally looked more like a nfl pro bowler than else in the program from up close
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congrats to mason on earning a berkeley degree!

1st time saw starling on the field during pregame warm ups he physically literally looked more a nfl pro bowler than else in the program from up close

He played like that, too, for a very short stretch. Then he dropped that TD pass that was right in his hands and, after that, the series of injuries...
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mason starling is yet another success story of the san mateo community college remarkable staff of mentors that value academics as much as football...this is a program that annually competes for state championships but not at the expense of academic achievement

guys with sub 3.0 gpas & community college degrees can earn berkeley degrees if they work their azzs off in taking advantage of the passionate team of tutors at the cal athletics study center which is now led by former bear/nfl baller tarik glenn...low rent academic football programs like arizona recruit against cal by telling sub 3.0 gpa prospects that they will flunk out of berkeley which simply is not true for those that work hard

mark my words, elite defensive back with SPEED ja'ir smith will be the next ram to earn a berkeley degree...bet

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3.75 gpa ELITE lefty with size & skillset to be cal's future qb1 (and the opportunity for building generational wealth)#

KAAABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

favorite quotes from the presser:

"i love you, mom!!"-jaron

"strongest arm in the country (2025 high school class), throws the tightest ball in this year's class"-greg biggins

fun fact: the finalists wuz NOT the other schools referenced at the annoucement, playing high school ball in ewa beach hawaii nobody had ever seen jaron until this summer...he had multiple invitations for official visits & actionable offers from sec & big 10 football factories (that treat football players as disposable assets, would've dumped their current qb1 hs commit for jaron) but opted to not expand his recruitment further beyond the schools that showed love early on...props to kevin for offering an attractive nil deal

yeah this **** is getting live!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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SWEET!!!
Start Slowly and taper off
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I like the quote "For the next 3 or 4 years, I'll be committing to..." from Jaron.

Didn't need to say it and I know it doesn't mean anything in today's landscape of transfers, but I gotta think this suggests that at least right now he does see Cal as his college home. And what's more, he's so confident that I'm sure he's saying 3 or 4 years because he views this as a chance to come in, take the job immediately or shortly, and play so well that he can make it to the NFL in 3 years.
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Such a great day! Sagopolutele is really underrated. As Biggins said, best arm in the country, but not just a hard thrower, can throw with touch and can run too. Quiet confidence, leadership. Just a fantastic recruit. I had my doubts about Bloesch and Gilbert but right now, they are Golden!

Now let's get that regular series with Hawaii and build a pipeline and fan base in Hawaii.

Imua Na Pea!
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calalum, 'o keia wale no ka ho'omaka 'ana o ka hawaii i ka pipeline berkeley no laila hiki ia 'oe ke mana'o i no lano monster hou a'e



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2025 cal's monster class (14 strong now): whose next???

ohana

3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs ELITE quarterback jaron keawe sagapolutele from campbell high school in ewa beach hawaii got "the strongest arm in the country, throws the tightest ball in this year's class"


4.41 gpa (will major in computer science) 5'11" 170 lbs safety tre' harrison from junipero serra high school got isaiah crosby size & elite closing SPEED that the takers staff is prioritizing to successfully defend modern spread offenses


3.7 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in brentwood got the elite height, weight & high gpa as coach bloesch (the bears best coach) continues to 100% upgrade the o-line room


3.25 gpa 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna union high school gotta chip on his shoulder & is nasty azz physical blocking & running with the ball in a jack colletto jack of all trades kinda way


3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs corner/nickel back jae'on young from sierra canyon high school got world class SPEED, the early enrollee will be competing in 2025 spring ball as multiple takers graduate/pursue nfl opportunities


3.2 gpa 6'2" 250 lbs lebron williams from kahuku high school rolls as an active high energy defensive lineman that got the skillset necessary to play in coach browning's new more attacking/disruptive scheme


4.2 gpa 6'3" 205 lbs all state linebacker beckham barney is a sideline to sideline tackling machine from mountain view high school in mesa with a high football iq that gotta lotta academic ambition


3.0+ gpa 6'1" 205 lbs middle linebacker ke'brion winston from lancaster high school south of dallas is a relentless pursuit closing SPEED backer who is gonna be a star at the university of calveston...bet


3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft


3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence


3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
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3.8 gpa 6'1" 225 lbs quick twitch +1 athletic inside linebacker carter jones from crean lutheran in the oc...could be a family deal with 2027 qb caden also with a bears offer


3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu



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max wood & the creative team including valerie grimaldo, ezra beehler & emma bronsteader r 100% crushing it with fun & innovative content that is bringing eyeballs/positive energy to the cal football program, keep working it!!

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Shocky1 said:

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2025 6'2" 250 lbs defensive end lebron williams (#90 in above video) from kahuku hawaii (on oahu's northeastern shore kinda near turtle bay) is gonna officially trip to cal this weekend...williams visited ucla last weekend & is gonna visit washington state on june 14th


lebron gotta non stop motor that violent pursues plays in the backfield which has been missing from the bears d-line defense (which can be partially attributed to the past conservative less downfield/lane discipline strategy than the 2024 attacking scheme) the last couple of seasons



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ohana#

wut up lebron?

with the commitment of jaron during this ncca mandated no contact (unless the prospect calls the staff) recruiting period ur officially getting an assist in the cal fb record books

do u got another assist dialed up?

hana hou!

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