cal's monster offensive line

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rocky mountain casino/bull riding athletic conference update:

nevada's rb4/dt7 ashton hayes didn't get any carries (or a berkeley degree) against smu but moms is very proud of his stat line which included a fumble...likeable & hard working (but sadly not a great student) henry ikahihifo got into the action with 4 tackles including 2 for losses
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That fumble likely costed Nevada the game lol
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oskisgfgotbangedbybuc-ee, my apologies, ashton is now rb5 on the wolfpack depth chart

south new hampshire online degree>>>>>>internship with berkeley campus parking enforcement...nevada degree in escort management>>>>>>>>florida state degree in playing football on a football field with a football>>>>>>>>ged>>>san quentin vocational tech cert in wire cutting
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cal's tropical thunder BIG 3 (includes a 3.75 gpa lefty future qb1 from ewa beach)#
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Won't be surprised if he starts for Cal as a freshman.
Shocky1
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Shocky1 said:


https://instagr.am/p/C_Bvqb6OjOK
hydration matters in auburn (alabama) & tallahassee (turn up the heat, cleats melting)#


team LEADER david reese (who is kinda ******* crazy azz like shocky) says the personality of the 2024 california golden bears defense will be like swarming african WiLD dogs!!!!

these quick twitch +1 athletic apex predators r quick, agile & relentless

let's ******* go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Econ141
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I won't be surprised if there is a three way QB competition that doesn't get settled until week 5.
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christian, back in the day during the cal's monster class era of building a national championship program that celebrated the magic (and diversity inclusion of everybody on planet earth) of cal basketball there wuz actually MORE fans than this at every single home game in an insanely loud haas pavilion which wuz a hostile homecourt advantage (18-0 home record)

but now knowlton & his handpicked non innovative lazy azz bureaucrat markeisha have decided to NOT offer FREE tixs to all students even tho poor as **** students can't afford the season pass & their non marketing adept supporters think a couple of thousand fans at most home games is just fine

and chancellor lyons is NOT gonna intervene & issue an executive proclamation that ALL students are WELCOME at all sporting events at haas pavilion & memorial stadium (which is gonna result in tens of thousands of EMPTY seats for the uc davis season opener & a lotta TARPS) in addition to NOT taking termination action (per shocky's most recent public information requests) via the 2nd outside legal investigation into jenny & the con artist for their beyond breaking bad roles with the suicidal (and racist abused) women's swimmers

this is berkeley bureaucrats (ZERO action)#

^ say it ain't so joe, sorry kid ima afraid it's true (shocky watching this **** from further afar)
sad but true department:

yeah rich lyons got good energy when it comes to kung fu fighting (man those cats r quick as lightning) but the reality is that in his 1st football gameday in berkeley as chancellor that there will tens of thousands of EMPTY seats & lotta TARPS


there will be no FREE tixs for all students which means thousands of berkeley students (many of them freshmen in one of their 1st weekends on campus still tryna make new friends) will NOT be experiencing the MAGIC OF CAL FOOTBALL this saturday, the odds of these disenfranchised students becoming future season tix holders or builders of berkeley is virtually zero...their berkeley experience will become a transactional one without a deep sense of connection with their fellow students or alma mater via shared athletic school spirit on gamedays

why is there this horrible disconnect in marketing cal football/basketball tixs?

there wuz a focus group led by clueless vasileios iliopoulos with current haas biz ad undergrads who are predominantly from white & asian middle class plus socioeconomic families (whose parents PAY for their athletic student passes) who tole markeisa's non innovative team (she couldn't be bothered to actually attend these student meetings due to her surfing the web for retail shopping purchases & promoting her career on university paid time) that giving tixs FREE to students means they won't value the tixs which is 100% false as it ignores the simple truth that they are getting FREE tixs from their parents, they aren't really buying ****

rich can do all the FUN foto shoots he wants but real change won't happen until he addresses the failed leadership of the athletic department with knowlton, jenny & markeisha

talking about innovation without ACTION don't mean **** in the REAL WORLD


andrew mcgraw for athletic director#
Shocky1
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Econ141 said:

I won't be surprised if there is a three way QB competition that doesn't get settled until week 5.
sorry eeyore, nando is qb1
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Shocky1 said:

Econ141 said:

I won't be surprised if there is a three way QB competition that doesn't get settled until week 5.
sorry eeyore, nando is qb1
Probably. But I do not think he has a tight grip on it. He will need to play well to keep it. I want whoever plays QB to play well and win. Who is really less important IMO. Just wanted the competition to be open and real. It seems that it has been. So regardless of who plays QB lets f...in go.
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6956, there's no "probably" re: the staff's qb1 decision but chandler is gonna play & shocky is gonna lose his **** when rogers runs a speed option package & PITCHS the ball to jaydn ott in wide open space on the edge for an EPIC touchdown!!!

yeah shlocky will probably stroke out when the cannon on tightwad hill KABOOMS which from knowlton's myopic perspective will solve a lotta of his problems
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**** florida state (voted AGAINST extending an acc invitation to cal)#
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Shocky1 said:

6956, there's no "probably" re: the staff's qb1 decision but chandler is gonna play & shocky is gonna lose his **** when rogers runs a speed option package & PITCHS the ball to jaydn ott in wide open space on the edge for an EPIC touchdown!!!

yeah shlocky will probably stroke out when the cannon on tightwad hill KABOOMS which will then solve a lot of knowlton's problems
Sure. It makes sense to start Mendoza since Rogers did not play well enough in camp to earn the starters job. But while you stroke out while Rogers picthes the ball to Ott who explodes for a big play, I will stroke out if Mendoza continues his turnover tendencies from last season. He had 10 ints and 9 fumbles (5 lost) in 8 games.

I am not sold on playing 2 guys over the course of the season. Unless it is due to injury. I want one guy to take the job and keep it with strong performance leading to wins. UCD game hopefully is not in doubt and both can get some snaps. But Auburn is a different animal. It will be hot and the crowd hostile. The edge athletes for Auburn will be athletic. Can the Cal OTs handle them well enough for either QB to perform well.

Mendoza gets the first shot at being the guy. But if he throws picks and fumbles again all his leadership etc goes away. It is about performance. I am not sold on Rogers either. But his history is better.
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Shocky1 said:


**** florida state (voted AGAINST extending an acc invitation to cal)#


I would take it one farther, no school suing to leave there current conference has EVER won their conference opener in Ireland.

In all seriousness, it's nice to see the national media pile on to FSU for their childish antics.
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6956, agreed re: short leash, nando gotta exhibit ball security
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cal's monster offensive line (luvs stockholm sweden)#
89Bear
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:


https://instagr.am/p/C_Bvqb6OjOK
hydration matters in auburn (alabama) & tallahassee (turn up the heat, cleats melting)#


team LEADER david reese (who is kinda ******* crazy azz like shocky) says the personality of the 2024 california golden bears defense will be like african wild dogs

these quick twitch +1 athletic apex predators r quick, agile & relentless

let's ******* go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shocky, Sirmon comes across as a boring professor!!!!
calumnus
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89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:


https://instagr.am/p/C_Bvqb6OjOK
hydration matters in auburn (alabama) & tallahassee (turn up the heat, cleats melting)#


team LEADER david reese (who is kinda ******* crazy azz like shocky) says the personality of the 2024 california golden bears defense will be like african wild dogs

these quick twitch +1 athletic apex predators r quick, agile & relentless

let's ******* go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


Shocky, Sirmon comes across as a boring professor!!!!



He doesn't seem that smart. But in a DC I would like to see a little more fire.

I actually like OCs that are professorial, that you can tell are super smart and creative, but are calm (often ex-QBs) and call plays from the press box.

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Stoffel gives a good interview -- he's an articulate guy. Being hurt in the spring really set back his chances here. He also probably didn't count on Morrow improving so much, which is probably a bigger reason he's not looking at a starting gig at the moment.

I think there's a chance Stoffel won't help us much in his single season here, but there's also a chance he'll step in for someone and really save our assets. It's good to have an experienced guy on the bench that can play either tackle spot.

I hope Victor enjoys his time here -- I'll bet he will!

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https://instagr.am/p/CVRKgJLP4xV
https://instagr.am/p/C9Vb3OvpIvy


the magic of modern yoga's princess courtney nooner t-rex flow class (throwing stinson beach high school vibes)#
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89, don't tell nobody but shocky is glad ur doing well & not incarcerated somewhere...last time we talked back in the day behind the newport harbor wells fargo in the underground tunnel hidden by the dumpster wearing the knowlton point break masks with the sirens getting louder by the minute the monster tole u gimme the goods half the action u get the chance to getaway & that for me it's too late

anyways so u think coach sirmon is boring as **** kinda like ur berkeley prof for grad work in ibiza studies 115: the rise & fall of humanity (clothes are for losers)?

is peter looking like a fungi in this foto or wut??

https://instagr.am/p/C9qfaHHAjaS
look sirmon got outschemed/outcoached in the independence bowl by tim deruyter who got 2 balls, peter is the king of playing not to win which is why the bears have led the nation the last couple of season in one score losses

maybe coach wilcox (it's still kinda unclear if he got 2 balls) should appoint david reese as the acting gameday defensive coordinator this fall for cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense!!!!



REAL ******* WiLD (shocky's doggy dog pack is candy azz soft in comparison)!!!#
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Shocky1 said:

89, don't tell nobody but shocky is glad ur doing well & not incarcerated somewhere...last time we talked back in the day behind the newport harbor wells fargo in the underground tunnel hidden by the dumpster wearing the knowlton point break masks with the sirens getting louder by the minute the monster tole u gimme the goods half the action u get the chance to getaway & that for me it's too late

anyways so u think coach sirmon is boring as **** kinda like ur berkeley prof for grad work in ibiza studies 115: the rise & fall of humanity (clothes are for losers)?

does peter looking like a fungi in this foto or wut??

https://instagr.am/p/C9qfaHHAjaS
look sirmon got outschemed/outcoached in the independence bowl by tim deruyter who got 2 balls, peter is the king of playing not to win which is why the bears have led the nation the last couple of season in one score losses

maybe coach wilcox (it's still kinda unclear if he got 2 balls) should appoint david reese as the acting gameday defensive coordinator this fall for cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense!!!



REAL ******* WiLD (shocky's doggy dog pack is candy azz soft in comparison)!!!#

After seeing David Reese in the latest team video, I would run through a fu***** wall for that dude!!!!
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89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

89, don't tell nobody but shocky is glad ur doing well & not incarcerated somewhere...last time we talked back in the day behind the newport harbor wells fargo in the underground tunnel hidden by the dumpster wearing the knowlton point break masks with the sirens getting louder by the minute the monster tole u gimme the goods half the action u get the chance to getaway & that for me it's too late

anyways so u think coach sirmon is boring as **** kinda like ur berkeley prof for grad work in ibiza studies 115: the rise & fall of humanity (clothes are for losers)?

does peter looking like a fungi in this foto or wut??

https://instagr.am/p/C9qfaHHAjaS
look sirmon got outschemed/outcoached in the independence bowl by tim deruyter who got 2 balls, peter is the king of playing not to win which is why the bears have led the nation the last couple of season in one score losses

maybe coach wilcox (it's still kinda unclear if he got 2 balls) should appoint david reese as the acting gameday defensive coordinator this fall for cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense!!!



REAL ******* WiLD (shocky's doggy dog pack is candy azz soft in comparison)!!!#

After seeing David Reese in the latest team video, I would run through a fu***** wall for that dude!!!!



The next Zach Follet, aka the guy everyone wants the coaching staff to hire as a GA.
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coach wilcox tole the media today that david reese wuz the #1 vote getter among the players in the captain voting

cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense!!!!#
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CONGRATS to keo locking down a 2nd team role!!!!

yeah when kaleb is 30 years old with a worthless tcu degree & living at home while working security at the restoration hardware at the hesperian shopping center it's possible tho he will wonder wut would've happened if he had not bailed & earned a berkeley degree

keo=hardworking mall cop (life after football)#
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Shocky1 said:

89, don't tell nobody but shocky is glad ur doing well & not incarcerated somewhere...last time we talked back in the day behind the newport harbor wells fargo in the underground tunnel hidden by the dumpster wearing the knowlton point break masks with the sirens getting louder by the minute the monster tole u gimme the goods half the action u get the chance to getaway & that for me it's too late

anyways so u think coach sirmon is boring as **** kinda like ur berkeley prof for grad work in ibiza studies 115: the rise & fall of humanity (clothes are for losers)?

does peter looking like a fungi in this foto or wut??

https://instagr.am/p/C9qfaHHAjaS
look sirmon got outschemed/outcoached in the independence bowl by tim deruyter who got 2 balls, peter is the king of playing not to win which is why the bears have led the nation the last couple of season in one score losses

maybe coach wilcox (it's still kinda unclear if he got 2 balls) should appoint david reese as the acting gameday defensive coordinator this fall for cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense!!!



REAL ******* WiLD (shocky's doggy dog pack is candy azz soft in comparison)!!!#



Actually it was Bloesch that got schooled by DeRuyter. Cal looked good early scoring 14 in the first quarter, but then once DeRuyter adjusted Cal had 3 goose eggs, with the Cal offense getting completely shutdown in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarters.

We had 178 yards in the 1st quarter, then 155 yards over the next 3 quarters combined. 4 Mendoza turnovers didn't help, but some of that has to be placed at the OC's feet. There was nothing he was doing that was not obvious and not eaten up by DeRuyter's defense.
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disagree, deruyter schemed an attacking defensive gameplan (read my posts re: future nfl hall of fame coach marv lewis comments re: the wilcox era failure to run the ball wide or pass the ball over the middle 3rd of the field) with the successful violent outcome of nando entering concussion protocol plus broken bones...as we saw in the ucla game, **** up the opposing qb1 with david reese's cal's swarming african WiLD dogs defense & the bears win games, this **** is not that complicated, got it?

https://instagr.am/p/C0ImUevLSdz
offense takes more time to scheme changes, bloesch inherited a predictable ineffectual spav/plough (very glad both r gone) low scoring ****show and did not have the necessary time to add wrinkles with the poor timing of the independence bowl during berkeley finals week...nando wuz preoccupied with haas biz ad finals, shocky can tell u that **** is no ******* academic joke


mike's creativity will be on display at 2:00 pm this saturday at memorial stadium, the rogers speed option (which cannot be implemented in 15 minutes) with PITCHES to jaydn, kadarius & THE JET!!!! on the edges in open space could result in shlocky stroking out or something...and wideouts actually blocking on the perimeter will be a revelation to keeping drives alive...you keep offering uniformed criticism of bloesch when in fact he's the staff's best development coach & the likely next head coach in berkeley before future head coaching in waiting mike saffell is ready to take over the program

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calumnus said:





Actually it was Bloesch that got schooled by DeRuyter. Cal looked good early scoring 14 in the first quarter, but then once DeRuyter adjusted Cal had 3 goose eggs, with the Cal offense getting completely shutdown in the 2nd, 3rd and 4th quarters.

We had 178 yards in the 1st quarter, then 155 yards over the next 3 quarters combined. 4 Mendoza turnovers didn't help, but some of that has to be placed at the OC's feet. There was nothing he was doing that was not obvious and not eaten up by DeRuyter's defense.

It was revealed in one of the early practice interviews that Nando cracked his sternum in the first quarter of the bowl game. Not coincidentally, the offense sucked after that. Regardless, we will soon see if the Bloesch offense is an improvement over last year.
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who r ur accountabilibuddies (shocky got multiple mentors for various aspects of his life)???#
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florida state's championship team is filing a legal notice of intent to leave little league inc. in order to play as an independent in the jakarta semi pro youth baseball/horse racing league#

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Shocky1 said:


florida state's championship team is filing a legal notice of intent to leave little league inc. in order to play as an independent in the jakarta semi pro youth baseball/horse racing league#




The ending of this game brought back a traumatic turned great memory for me. The last game I pitched (before a fun stint with Cal JVs) was a 1973 Pony tournament in Santa Clara. I came in to get the last out in a tie game. I was pretty jacked, two outs, runner on third. First pitch fastball and the kid bunted it out in front of the plate. I was not ready. Instead of just throwing to first, I tried to shovel it to my best friend, my future best man, a future SF Giant catcher. The shovel was high and late and we lost. I was crushed. I'm sure I cried. My dad was not that consoling but not harsh. Years later I still remember it but now I think of all these type memories as great. I was in the game! I still have contact with a lot of those guys. They probably don't remember it but they remember the team and the stories. I always have a good feeling about it. I have a good feeling about the long drive home. Pretty quiet but my dad was there and now he hasn't been since 1999. Whenever I coached I told kids that no matter what happened on the field they would have great memories of playing and doing their best.
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cal's monster class update:

https://instagr.am/p/Czt8q8dPzgj
despite shocky's successful efforts to sell a lotta tixs for the saturday october 19th game at memorial stadium (markeisha isn't gonna do **** as usual), the monster has been permanently banned from the north carolina state fan message board

https://247sports.com/college/north-carolina-state/board/103752/contents/north-carolina-state-at-cal-234937786/?page=1

yeah shocky got walked to his car...again



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I expect Bloesch to keep the playbook pretty closed unless we are down at half time against UC Davis. If we can't dominate UCD with vanilla play calling then we are in trouble. Save the trickeration and hole opening play calls for JOtt for Auburn.

Use this game to improve execution on WR screens which have been $#!+ for several years now.
Shocky1
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bluehen, tend to agree with u but would still like to see a PITCHOUT or two run for 75+ yard rushing touchdowns & coach toler's room actually ******* block on the perimeter to generate more tix sales for the 2nd home game against san diego state...luv them former walks on trond grizzell & jack endries but the 1st time they actually knock somebody on their azzs in the run game will be a 1st

not a fan of the failed wr screens for 1 yard gains, would rather see downfield vertical passing in the middle 3rd of the field to elite SPEED guys tobias merriweather, kyion grayes, mikey matthews & corey dyches all of whom are coming from winning programs that demand bad azz blocking (unlike the cal program which just looks the other way when wideouts fail to block/usually not even making contact with opposing defensive backs with zero accountability until coach bloesch)
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