Shocky1 said:

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^ 1st things first

https://instagr.am/p/C859Rt2gmgv


shocky is NOT lazy as **** & is UNBREAKABLE (except on the diabolical par 4 11th off ardmore avenue on the main line) & is NOT a mistake (but he probably gotta screw loose or something)#

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Oh man, you playing Merion!?

shocky has played merion east (significantly improved to its original william flynn architectural intent by gil hanse's sympathetic restoration work) half a dozen times, driving from philly to pittsburgh is gonna be a cluster**** but hopefully there will be a buc-ee's along the way

https://instagr.am/p/CvVQHgWJzM3

Shocky1 said:

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shocky has played merion east (significantly improved to its original william flynn architectural intent by gil hanse's sympathetic restoration work) half a dozen times, driving from philly to pittsburgh is gonna be a cluster**** but hopefully there will be a buc-ee's along the way

https://instagr.am/p/CvVQHgWJzM3

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Those pictures are like golf heaven. If that is really heaven I'm gonna be pissed. I already know I'm not getting in. Have a great time at Merion and Oakmont. I'll be hitting balls at Diablo Creek.

https://instagr.am/p/DA66gZxSeVv
bad news alert: don't tell nobody but malik got siblings, ****, kinda thought he got tested or something



shake that tail, chica, vamos!!#

la universidad de berkeley=numero uno universidad en todo el mundo (con boyle heights)

https://instagr.am/p/DA9FlDbSCZE


east coast roadtrips r ******* FUN!!! (50 year friendships building in steel town)#

A return to Utah golf @BDChampionship 😍 pic.twitter.com/P43aGWT4AR

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 10, 2024

2024 black desert pga tournament in utah: 1st round update

yeah superstars like collin r minting tens of millions a year on/off the course but there are other much more compelling stories on the pga tour

one such story is the battle to finish in the top 125 during the 2024 season which ensures a pga tour card in 2025

right now michael kim is on the bubble with the coveted #125 ranking with only 6 tournaments left on the pga fall schedule...right now kim has won $862,848 so basically retaining your pga card every year means ur gonna earn around a million bucks annually so every shot right now is ******* critical with career implications

so today's bogey free 3 under par 68 is a terrific start & kim is tied for 42nd

but that's not the full story, michael snap hooked his tee ball off the super wide 50 yard fairway on the par 5 18th hole into the black lava & then he did the same thing with his provisional ball...and then in the miracle of miracles they found his 1st ball & a pga tour official gave him a free drop from a debatable hole made by a burrowing animal which allowed him to wedge out and make a par 5 instead of a probable 9 or 10 or something

and then he snapped hook his drive on the next par 5 into the unforgiving black lava yet managed to make a par 5 again

just glad he don't got cade reading his putts, uluave's short game is a ****show

wowza, let's ******* go, michael!!!

On my way to buy a lotto ticket…. Got some breaks today!

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) October 10, 2024

https://instagr.am/p/CzCHI1yP5u5
congrats to kaleb elarms-orr on running with the 2s at tcu while cutting his tackle production IN HALF thru 6 games of the 2024 season while watching his nfl draft stock plummet thru the sweltering dallas floor
https://www.espn.com/college-football/player/_/id/4594321/kaleb-elarms-orr

plus keo traded in a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world (cal, stanford & ivy league degrees are a 40 yard head start in the 100 yard life dash to building generational wealth) for an academically mediocre degree & it's not likely shocky is gonna put in a good word for him with becky g to become a bodyguard on her next worldwide karaoke tour

honestly think keo & j-mike r gonna be working on the loading dock at the highland park restoration hardware or valeting cars at chateau marmont when they r 30 years old living in moms non conditioned basement but that's ok this is a judgment free safe space for **** ups, got it?

don't be a dumb azz (yeah ponytails r ******* triggering)#

https://instagr.am/p/BK1PpkdD858
https://instagr.am/p/CrQzWZ4LD5g
r u registered to vote?? (vote for andrew mcgraw for athletic director)#

Lifetime extension is what comes next.

https://instagr.am/p/Cmj9exMpajK


go to SLEEEEP, get on east coastie time (late nite reading the monster is for losers)#

All Aboard🚂🏴‍☠️ Lets get to it!!!🅿️ https://t.co/sct9hR2KN2

— Jamar Searcy (@JamarSearcy) February 3, 2024

POTENTIAL 2025 FLIP ALERT: 3.4 gpa 4.4 40 SPEED athlete jamar searcy from pittsburg (cali) high school is a current washington state commit but gotta cal offer this week

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (and a short drive for the fam to memorial stadium on gamedays)

“Success is when the checks don’t bounce” - Andy Warhol 🤞

It’s PITTSBURGH DAY vs Cal 🟡🔵

Come see Pittsburgh mascots, cookie tables, Burgh legends and more this Saturday 🔥

TICKETS: https://t.co/W5mkKLpsLw 🎟️ pic.twitter.com/oHn7REtgcT

— Pitt Football (@Pitt_FB) October 10, 2024

shlocky is very interested in this gameday "cookie tables" at the stadium, yeah daily 32 oz green juices r for uptight losers that can't comprehend our time on planet earth is finite...triple fudge chocolate chip cookies w/milk plz

fun fact: even blue ponytails r a smokeshow!!

https://instagr.am/p/C63s3oFLrhb
let's ******* go (burp)!!!#

82gradDLSdad said:

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Shocky1 said:

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^ 1st things first

https://instagr.am/p/C859Rt2gmgv


shocky is NOT lazy as **** & is UNBREAKABLE (except on the diabolical par 4 11th off ardmore avenue on the main line) & is NOT a mistake (but he probably gotta screw loose or something)#

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Oh man, you playing Merion!?

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Merion is nowhere near Pittsburgh...it's a Philly suburb...

mbBear said:

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82gradDLSdad said:

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Shocky1 said:

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^ 1st things first

https://instagr.am/p/C859Rt2gmgv


shocky is NOT lazy as **** & is UNBREAKABLE (except on the diabolical par 4 11th off ardmore avenue on the main line) & is NOT a mistake (but he probably gotta screw loose or something)#

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Oh man, you playing Merion!?

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Merion is nowhere near Pittsburgh...it's a Philly suburb...

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I know. Shocky posted a picture of Merion.

https://instagr.am/p/C6-NfB5PZKJ
absolutely stunning crisp mid 60s temps in its always sunny in philadelphia, the decades long tom fazio artificial out of character ruinivation work has been completed removed with gil hanse's soft minimalist touch restoring the original william flynn golden ages features...the ongoing hanse work at the municipal cobbs creek with its great bones will be the next big deal in philly

yeah cal joining the acc is the best thing evah from a golf & gameday travel experience, it's kinda like the combo taco bell/pizza hut franchises or something!!



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the eastcoastie)

^^^ mb, it's a 3+ hr drive with strong fall breezes downwind from philly to steel town if u drive 100 mph with the top down/head out the window with ur eyes closed & if u refuse to stop for anything

is there a buc-ees along the way on interstate 76??

Amish people and heroin. #Pennsylvania, you’ve just been judged! https://t.co/8TcAmEOIF4 #JudgmentalMaps pic.twitter.com/KF2kBQnTbG

— Judgmental Maps (@judgmentalmaps) August 4, 2017

shocky is a big fan of pennsylvania (where's rocky??)#

buddy, you're not going to believe this.. https://t.co/nPDBKCYqlg pic.twitter.com/OE5cCLU66q

— Dallas (@Dalmcm) October 11, 2024

knock the **** outta holstein (let's ******* go!!!)#

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If Markeisha can leverage this into a new job that isn't at Cal, I'd call that a win-win.

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philbert, there's zero chance that any sports organization on planet earth is gonna evah hire markeisha but with that being said shocky just wrote to a letter of recommendation for her to become a parking enforcement officer for the university of pittsburgh

🚦 Follow these traffic signal safety tips during an outage:

⭕️ NO SIGNAL LIGHTS: Lights should be treated as a four way stop
🔴 FLASHING RED: Lights should be treated as a stop sign
🟡 FLASHING YELLOW: Drivers should proceed with caution only when traffic permits pic.twitter.com/VIwzUJQLn1

— Pitt Police (@PittPolice) August 21, 2024

Shocky1 said:

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A return to Utah golf @BDChampionship 😍 pic.twitter.com/P43aGWT4AR

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 10, 2024

2024 black desert pga tournament in utah: 1st round update

yeah superstars like collin r minting tens of millions a year on/off the course but there are other much more compelling stories on the pga tour

one such story is the battle to finish in the top 125 during the 2024 season which ensures a pga tour card in 2025

right now michael kim is on the bubble with the coveted #125 ranking with only 6 tournaments left on the pga fall schedule...right now kim has won $862,848 so basically retaining your pga card every year means ur gonna earn around a million bucks annually so every shot right now is ******* critical with career implications

so today's bogey free 3 under par 68 is a terrific start & kim is tied for 42nd

but that's not the full story, michael snap hooked his tee ball off the super wide 50 yard fairway on the par 5 18th hole into the black lava & then he did the same thing with his provisional ball...and then in the miracle of miracles they found his 1st ball & a pga tour official gave him a free drop from a debatable hole made by a burrowing animal which allowed him to wedge out and make a par 5 instead of a probable 9 or 10 or something

and then he snapped hook his drive on the next par 5 into the unforgiving black lava yet managed to make a par 5 again

just glad he don't got cade reading his putts, uluave's short game is a ****show

wowza, let's ******* go, michael!!!

On my way to buy a lotto ticket…. Got some breaks today!

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) October 10, 2024

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The terrain that bites back 😬 pic.twitter.com/HpKSUINtUq

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 12, 2024

michael kim shot a 71 & is gonna miss the cut (play suspended due to darkness) & is now projected to be #127 in the pga rankings...michael will be competing at tpc summerlin in las vegas next week with 5 tournaments left to get inside the top 125 in order to retain his pga tour card for 2025

Great time with the ILBs at Quantum Escape doing an escape room and some BBQ and Frozen Yogurt afterwards!!! #AllIn #Gritty pic.twitter.com/scYaW2vXY8

— Michael Bruno (@Coach_MikeBruno) June 21, 2024

tomorrow's afternoon game in downtown by the river is gonna be a homecoming game for new jersey native liam johnson (2nd from the left in the front row with ugly azz white crocs) ...a key factor in the bears 4th quarter meltdown against miami wuz both cade & teddeye with their hands on their hips physically unable to muster the necessary footspeed anymore to contain the canes qb1 due to too many snaps played during the first 3 quarters, both inside backers hunter barth & liam should get snaps tomorrow to keep the starters fresh during the critical 4th q against the panthers qb holstein

johnson has been injured since fall camp but got special teams action last saturday

yeah liam is already an ivy league grad (princeton) & it won't be too long of a drive for his fam & friends to drive down the turnpike past the wawa to steel town

anybody wanna guess berkeley drop out keo's net worth at age 30 vs princeton/berkeley grad liam??



**** balenciaga#

markeisha just like simon o'neil is unemployable anywhere else other than a knowlton run athletic dept, she would sue on the basis of dei if fired on the basis of workforce incompetence so the next athletic director is gonna have to relegate her to a less damaging position

this just posted by eastcoastie on the basketball board, as my partner hoop dreams points out every student should be allowed in for FREE as there once again will be thousands & thousands of EMPTY SEATS at haas pavilion this season that could be given to poor as **** students that could someday be builders of berkeley


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Posted this on the premium board, but am still quite frustrated and wanted to post here. The "geniuses" in the Athletic Department decided to move to a lottery system for student tickets for basketball games.

Why stray from the first-come first-serve model? This disincentivizes early attendance, building atmosphere at games, and instead randomly allocates (by the way, the method of signing up for the lottery is dumb).

Screenshots attached below. Can we please hire someone competent to run marketing and tickets??


berkeley lazy azz/non innovative worthless career bureaucrat (tryna kill the revenue sports)#

https://instagr.am/p/C7RpIVJukpD

Tomorrow.#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/Gfte4BKoja

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) October 12, 2024

a season on the edge in steel town#

Shocky1 said:

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🙏
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📸 North Vue Media pic.twitter.com/mVX9fIr1bm

— Jaron Keawe Sagapolutele (@JaronKeawe) October 7, 2024

3.75 gpa (not as high as princess courtney's glimmering 4.2 gpa, clean up in aisle 7) lefty from ewa beach 100% focused on winning a hawaii state championship with his brahs in this moment of love#

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Hawai’i Rainbow Warriors QB John-Keawe
Sagapolutele on carrying the family legacy.

🎥🎤 @justinbaptiz#JohnKeaweSagapolutele #HawaiiFB #NCAAFB #MWFB #AtThePEAK #BRADDAHHOOD #BowsTogether #GoBows #GuavaPress pic.twitter.com/CPHLJVPWN1

— GuavaPressMedia (@GuavaPressMedia) October 10, 2024

won't stop til it's over#

https://instagr.am/p/CuHuy6dNDYM
fun fact: steel town is NOT st tropez (shocky luvs zimmerman with a smokeshow ponytail)

Merion looks amazing. Thanks Shocky.

Half of my DNA comes through Philly!!

Shocky1 said:

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^^^ mb, it's a 3+ hr drive with strong fall breezes downwind from philly to steel town if u drive 100 mph with the top down/head out the window with ur eyes closed & if u refuse to stop for anything

is there a buc-ees along the way on interstate 76??

Amish people and heroin. #Pennsylvania, you’ve just been judged! https://t.co/8TcAmEOIF4 #JudgmentalMaps pic.twitter.com/KF2kBQnTbG

— Judgmental Maps (@judgmentalmaps) August 4, 2017

shocky is a big fan of pennsylvania (where's rocky??)#

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If you don't know about Wawa or Sheetz, then you need to keep your mouth shut and your head down, and drive the allegedly 3 hours, which it won't be because you will be stopped for sure going the speed you would have to...
Remember: Pa. is Philly and Pittsburgh, and Alabama in between....I know you aren't really doing the drive, but needed to brag about playing Merion, and all the best on this Day of Atonement...

Pumpkin chai cold brew for us pic.twitter.com/FpkLaxbn26

— SHEETZ (@sheetz) September 16, 2024

mb, thx for the heads up re: sheetz, does this **** come with an angioplasty monitor or something??

lotta large human beings in pennsylvania, not a lotta yoga/meditation studios tho (just an observation, not an indictment)

yeah pittsburgh is kinda like berkeley only with worser weather & lower gpas (and way more plaid)

Had a great time at the @PittResLife Mixer! 😽 pic.twitter.com/5tp6xp2gN5

— ROC (@ROCthePanther) October 8, 2024

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brisk fall morning 18 holes walk at oakmont with caddies & rain gear, light to moderate rain showers on this cloudy morning...oakmont (the tree removal program is stunning with the now open vistas & improved conditioning) got the day to day fastest greens on planet earth & even with the dampness are 100% diabolical if one leaves approach shots above the pin which are likely 3 jack national

acrisure stadium (the old heinz stadium) is shared by pitt & the pittsburgh steelers so the playing surface on the field should be nfl state of the art with optimal traction...but with that being said hopefully coach bloesch has not only been practicing the silent snap count (which has been the case at every practice since tallahassee) but also the wet ball snapping drills

fall football weather in the northeast (let's ******* go, hit someone)!!#

Shocky1 said:

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“Success is when the checks don’t bounce” - Andy Warhol 🤞

It’s PITTSBURGH DAY vs Cal 🟡🔵

Come see Pittsburgh mascots, cookie tables, Burgh legends and more this Saturday 🔥

TICKETS: https://t.co/W5mkKLpsLw 🎟️ pic.twitter.com/oHn7REtgcT

— Pitt Football (@Pitt_FB) October 10, 2024

shlocky is very interested in this gameday "cookie tables" at the stadium, yeah daily 32 oz green juices r for uptight losers that can't comprehend our time on planet earth is finite...triple fudge chocolate chip cookies w/milk plz

fun fact: even blue ponytails r a smokeshow!!

https://instagr.am/p/C63s3oFLrhb
let's ******* go (burp)!!!#

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LET’S PLAY SOME FOOTBALL 🏈

⏰ 3:30 ET
📍@AcrisureStadium

SEE YOU THERE 🔵🟡#HailToPitt pic.twitter.com/5rIsP6gBgf

— Pitt Football (@Pitt_FB) October 12, 2024

where r the ******* cookie tables?? (it's not cold but it's not warm either, looking forward to the bridge walk across the river to the stadium)#

Shocky1 said:

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brisk fall morning 18 holes walk at oakmont with caddies & rain gear, light to moderate rain showers on this cloudy morning...oakmont (the tree removal program is stunning with the now open vistas & improved conditioning) got the day to day fastest greens on planet earth & even with the dampness are 100% diabolical if one leaves approach shots above the pin which are likely 3 jack national

acrisure stadium (the old heinz stadium) is shared by pitt & the pittsburgh steelers so the playing surface on the field should be nfl state of the art with optimal traction...but with that being said hopefully coach bloesch has not only been practicing the silent snap count (which has been the case at every practice since tallahassee) but also the wet ball snapping drills

fall football weather in the northeast (let's ******* go, hit someone)!!#

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Living the dream

Shocky1 said:

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Pumpkin chai cold brew for us pic.twitter.com/FpkLaxbn26

— SHEETZ (@sheetz) September 16, 2024

mb, thx for the heads up re: sheetz, does this **** come with an angioplasty monitor or something??

lotta large human beings in pennsylvania, not a lotta yoga/meditation studios tho (just an observation, not an indictment)

yeah pittsburgh is kinda like berkeley only with worser weather & lower gpas (and way more plaid)

Had a great time at the @PittResLife Mixer! 😽 pic.twitter.com/5tp6xp2gN5

— ROC (@ROCthePanther) October 8, 2024

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Stereotypes across Pa. don't fly .. you think the daughters of those teeing it up at Merion aren't doing the things you consider "hot"?? Shipley and Agnes Irwin girls would definitely get your putter going.. maybe the Baldwin teens...
You don't think the single women of Center City are hitting up your fav spots? Save it for Erie and Scranton, you are out of your depth..

Shocky1 said:

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https://instagr.am/p/C7uBpbISLyb
loose transcript of a conversation in shocky's kitchen this evening:

benji (looks like scrappy doo): hey big guy, how come we're not invited to go to the pittsburgh game this weekend, we've never been to steel town!!

beauty (benji's adorable little half sister, had to adopt her, couldn't split them up): benji, don't be mean to daddy, we can watch the game on tv

benji (getting fired up): no way beauty, that's not the same as being there in person, watching cal football on tv is for losers!!

shocky (while cleaning his yoga mat after today's sodium catastrophe at modern yoga): so tell me benji, wut would you even do at the game?

benji: well first of all i would warmly welcome all the bears with a pregame hype talk and make sure they had enough water in their dishes, then i would remind coach bloesch to call PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space for jaydn and THE JET!!!! since both of them are a star star star star star star!

misty mae (an oldy but goody): hey when you guys are done with all this **** talk can we please get some ******* food around here?

mugsy & stella (the cats watching from further afar from the island sink shaking their heads/licking their paws): can u believe this ****?

who saved who?????

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pittsburgh panther 17
california golden bears 15

dear benji,

how are u?

i am ruff

today wuz one of the best gameday experiences evah (unlike markeisha/knowlton, pitt has done a great job marketing their football program to nfl fans that r not alums) in steel town but there's 3 basic reasons the bears r not 6-0:

1) coach bloesch's 1st PITCHOUT of the season almost wuz off to the races with THE JET!!!!, he never dialed it up again, it's near impossible to win football games with 60 yards of rushing or without attacking the edges in wide open space in the run game

2) coach wilcox still thinks in year 7 that he can win football games without a full-time special teams coach

3) bloesch is a good man but is seriously in over his head as both offensive line coach (which is regressing back to the angus days with undisciplined penalties) & offensive coordinator which is compounded by the fact that the only person mike is relying upon for play calling sterlin gilbert also comes from a 1980s texas high school smashmouth background

benji, luv all these california golden bears smart as **** true student athletes (jack endries is a ******* DOG), they are gonna be favored in the program's next 5 games with an ELITE defense & the best defensive backfield with the TAKERS (cameon sidney is physical in run tacking & instinctively felonious in passing coverage) the top unit in the nation

plz make sure everybody gotta enuf water in their dishes!!

lots of love

ur doggy dog dad,

shocky