cal's monster offensive line

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clemson tigers 49
wake forest demon deacons 14

offensively wake qb1 hank the stank bachmeier (led the nation last season in passes completed out of bounds) passed for only 146 yards & the deacons could muster only 87 yards on the ground

defensively the tigers blitzed the home team for 343 yards in the air & 223 yards on the ground, wake lacks +1 athletes on d

it's really ******* hard to win college football games on the road but the bears should be favored when they travel to beautiful winston-salem on friday nite november 8th to play them wake forest demon deacons (2-4)



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notre dame fighting irish 49
stanford cardinals 7

offensively the cards got nfl talent at wide receiver but beyond breaking bad passing talent at qb1 & qb2 with 87 yards in the air against the irish

defensively stanford is more salty but playing all the time on the field resulted in almost 500 yards of offense for notre dame

yeah them high gpa stanford cardinals (2-4) are my 2nd favorite acc team but if coach bloesch can get his **** together my birthday stormin' the field celebration under scorpio skies at the BIG GAME is gonna be a nite to remember!!

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san diego state aztecs 27
wyoming cowboys 24

the san diego states aztecs (3-3) gotta be happy to escape cold azz laramie (shocky remembers a final minute basketball victory during the cal's monster class days in a really hostile environment including the cowboys head coach calling t-wall a dirty player to coach martin's face during the postgame line) & get back to the sunny gaslamp district...shocky is probably gonna enroll next summer in sdsu's advanced double major program for black's beach yoga studies (clothes r for losers) & advanced legoland architecture
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chateau marmont update: the usc trojans are also 3-3 after losing at the coliseum to jerry sandusky's penn state nittany predators
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uc davis aggies 56
cal poly mustangs 10

the high gpa uc davis aggies (6-1) are continuing to pharm their opponents, in 49 bears ideal realignment world the aggies would be the bears opponent in the big game with all 5,000+ spectated matches played at 11:30 am at moffett field without any tv commercials so he can still make the 4:00 pm senior citizen discount buffet with joe starkey at the nut tree or something
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nevada wolfpack 42
oregon state beavers 37

beavs qb1 gevani mccoy is a crafty/accurate gamer who passed for 342 yards & rb1 anthony hankerson rumbled for 154 yards, both players will need to be game planned against by coach sirmon

defensively the beavers might be one of the worst teams in defending the run in d1 football after giving up 353 yards (8.8 yards per rush) to the pack on the ground, if cal's monster offensive line can't pound osu on the ground at memorial stadium in 2 weeks we r truly ******

fun fact: the oregon state beavers (4-2) learned a valuable lesson to never evah schedule a nite road game in windy azz reno with 15,000+ screaming drunk azz degenerates screaming at ur players to go **** themselves for 4 hours

fun fact deux: despite nevada rushing tonite for 353 yards, zero yards wuz contributed by berkeley drop out rb5/dt6 ashton hayes or his moms
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syracuse orange 24
north carolina state wolfpack 17

offensively the pack's qb1 6'6" 190 lbs cj bailey from miami gotta lotta developmental upside passing for 329 yards but the TAKERS are gonna take advantage of his true freshman inexperience (reading disguised blitzing packages) in nc state's one dimensional passing attack (there is no real run game beyond bailey's scrambling downfield)

defensively the pack's d has been trash all seson often losing containment with poor tackling & ball awareness in coverage, the orange lit them up for 346 yards in the air...but can a mike bloesch led offense score more than points in the teens with his 1980s texas high school smash mouth schemes with no PITCHOUTS??...shocky is looking forward to hopefully a positive resolution to that question next saturday at the 12:30 pm matinee at memorial stadium with maybe a healthy jaydn, sioape & corey on offense & ryan on d

fun fact: playing at memorial stadium for both acc battles, cal should be favored over the syracuse orange (5-1 but lost to struggling stanford) & next saturday's opponent north carolina state (3-4)
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Shocky1 said:


EXCITING ucla football update:

in their FUN quest to lose 10+ games in their inaugural big 10 season, the ucla bruins (1-4) got their azzs handed to them in front of 110,000+ fans at penn state

this week the baby bruins host minnesota which beat crosstown rival usc trojans (3-2) on saturday

and the future is bright in westwood as the bruins lose 16 starters after the 2024 season, literally losing EVERY game in 2025 is a LEGIT possibility!!

meanwhile IMPACT wideout j-mike got shut out again (ZERO receptions in 3 big 10 games) & has now caught 5 balls on the season (3 of them in the season opener at hawaii) after catching 65 balls in berkeley in 2022...j-mike got no nfl upside (like jeremiah hunter he struggles to create separation from college defense backs) but his future of valeting cars at chateau marmont is looking bright & ****



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congratulation to ucla on losing their 5th (now 1-5) in westwood's FUN quest to lose 10+ game in their inaugural big 10 season!!!!!

do u got siblings & ****??

bruins traveling 3,000+ miles to rutgers next weekend (already got loss #6 in the front window!!!!!!)#
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:


EXCITING ucla football update:

in their FUN quest to lose 10+ games in their inaugural big 10 season, the ucla bruins (1-4) got their azzs handed to them in front of 110,000+ fans at penn state

this week the baby bruins host minnesota which beat crosstown rival usc trojans (3-2) on saturday

and the future is bright in westwood as the bruins lose 16 starters after the 2024 season, literally losing EVERY game in 2025 is a LEGIT possibility!!

meanwhile IMPACT wideout j-mike got shut out again (ZERO receptions in 3 big 10 games) & has now caught 5 balls on the season (3 of them in the season opener at hawaii) after catching 65 balls in berkeley in 2022...j-mike got no nfl upside (like jeremiah hunter he struggles to create separation from college defense backs) but his future of valeting cars at chateau marmont is looking bright & ****



8 clap in westwood (is that a std & ****??)#

congratulation to ucla on losing their 5th (now 1-5) in westwood's FUN quest to lose 10+ game in their inaugural big 10 season!!!!!

do u got siblings & ****??

bruins traveling 3,000+ miles to rutgers next weekend (already got loss #6 in the front window!!!!!!)#

Shocky, watch the Wilcox press conference after today's game.
That is a coach who is absolutely finished!!!
He has lost this team.
No shame in admitting that. Let's be real. Coach Rivera should take over staring tomorrow and lead the team for the remainder of the season. You think denying what is happening with Wilcox is going to keep/bring in any recruits.
I hope coaches and players read this thread. We need to do something sooner rather than later. Isn't that what you are asking of Lyons??? Shouldn't you follow your own advice???
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89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:


EXCITING ucla football update:

in their FUN quest to lose 10+ games in their inaugural big 10 season, the ucla bruins (1-4) got their azzs handed to them in front of 110,000+ fans at penn state

this week the baby bruins host minnesota which beat crosstown rival usc trojans (3-2) on saturday

and the future is bright in westwood as the bruins lose 16 starters after the 2024 season, literally losing EVERY game in 2025 is a LEGIT possibility!!

meanwhile IMPACT wideout j-mike got shut out again (ZERO receptions in 3 big 10 games) & has now caught 5 balls on the season (3 of them in the season opener at hawaii) after catching 65 balls in berkeley in 2022...j-mike got no nfl upside (like jeremiah hunter he struggles to create separation from college defense backs) but his future of valeting cars at chateau marmont is looking bright & ****



8 clap in westwood (is that a std & ****??)#

congratulation to ucla on losing their 5th (now 1-5) in westwood's FUN quest to lose 10+ game in their inaugural big 10 season!!!!!

do u got siblings & ****??

bruins traveling 3,000+ miles to rutgers next weekend (already got loss #6 in the front window!!!!!!)#

Shocky, watch the Wilcox press conference after today's game.
That is a coach who is absolutely finished!!!
He has lost this team.
No shame in admitting that. Let's be real. Coach Rivera should take over staring tomorrow and lead the team for the remainder of the season. You think denying what is happening with Wilcox is going to keep/bring in any recruits.
I hope coaches and players read this thread. We need to do something sooner rather than later. Isn't that what you are asking of Lyons??? Shouldn't you follow your own advice???


Sounds great!
Who's paying the buyout?
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89, as someone who speaks with a lotta bearents, shocky can tell u with 100% certainty that coach wilcox is NOT losing the team at this time, not even close, got it?

the players & their parents priorities include developing their football skills (the vast majority of the players harbor dreams of getting PAID in the national football league), getting PAID right now by kevin kennedy/lance cooper & earning a berkeley degree (and to a lesser extent the grad biz certificate) while having FUN (which includes winning & this season's exciting further afar roadtrips) in an authentic caring close knit family atmosphere

all of that is happening right now, the only crack in coach wilcox & his staff's potential credibility is the growing perception among the team members & even some of the staff is that mike bloesch's play calling is both dangerous (running his rb1 & rb2 into telephone poles) & costing jaydn ott millions of dollars in the 2025 nfl draft...if justin does not get involved in this issue this could creak a fissure in his credibility which is very high among the cal family

as alky points out there is a $14,000,000+ million dollar buyout & there is ZERO donor support for that buyout plus nobody thinks knowlton wouldn't just then hire a worser coach

so wut needs to happen in berkeley??

1) lyons needs to terminate knowlton, this is the #1 KEY to the future of the cal athletic department...right now he's continuing to borrow tens & tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with ZERO chance of future repayment

2) lyons needs to promote football chief of staff/berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director with the charge to make the necessary sports teams cuts/rightsizing with fiscal responsibility...this would also include the firing the current knowlton #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil (who enabled racist behavior against the suicidal swimmers) & relegating the non innovative worthless bureaucrat markeisha everrett

3) wilcox needs to evaluate right now if bloesch can successfully handle both play calling & offensive line coaching responsibilities...failure to call PITCHOUTS will injure running backs & lose football games, full stop

4) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate whether or not he needs a full time special teams coach instead of the ongoing amateur hour ****show...keep in mind vic soto presided over TERRIBLE usc special teams during the helton fiasco era...justin ****** up not hiring bryon storer from the nfl as the special teams coach when he had the chance instead of the drunk azz charlie ragle...longwell running off ice in his veins mateen wuz a beyond breaking bad decision

5) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate the ongoing high # of injuries & the performance of the s&c staff...shocky & his yoga buddy jaylen brown strongly believe that the reason so many professional sports organizations in the nfl & nba are hiring yoga instructors is due to yoga practices helping the body to flexibly absorb (dissipating energy throughout the body instead of just the point of contact) violent collisions & significantly reducing injuries

to be honest with you the reason shocky is not panic at the disco like many on this board (which is probably a function of low testerone levels) is that while he celebrates life's victories aka glimmers like a doggy dog with food dropping off the kitchen counter he goes into a non emotional analytical/problem solving mode when things go badly in life (which will inevitably happen, life is NOT linear)...and that's 100% a berkeley trait that's usually learned at the #1 ranked public university in the world
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89, as someone who speaks with a lotta bearents, shocky can tell u with 100% certainty that coach wilcox is NOT losing the team at this time, not even close, got it?

the players & their parents priorities include developing their football skills (the vast majority of the players harbor dreams of getting PAID in the national football league), getting PAID right now by kevin kennedy/lance cooper & earning a berkeley degree (and to a lesser extent the grad biz certificate) while having FUN (which includes winning) in a time knit family atmosphere

all of that is happening right now, the only crack in coach wilcox & his staff's potential credibility is the growing perception among the team members & even some of the staff is that mike bloesch's play calling is both dangerous (running his rb1 & rb2 into telephone poles) & costing jaydn ott millions of dollars in the 2025 nfl draft...if justin does not get involved in this issue this could creak a fissure in his credibility which is very high among the cal family

as alky points out there is a $14,000,000+ million dollar buyout & there is ZERO donor support for that buyout plus nobody thinks knowlton wouldn't just then hire a worser coach

so wut needs to happen in berkeley??

1) lyons needs to terminate knowlton, this is the #1 KEY to the future of the cal athletic department...right now he's continuing to borrow tens & tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with ZERO chance of future repayment

2) lyons needs to promote football chief of staff/berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director with the charge to make the necessary sports teams cuts/rightsizing with fiscal responsibility...this would also include the firing the current knowlton #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil (who enabled racist behavior against the suicidal swimmers) & relegating the non innovative worthless bureaucrat markeisha everrett

3) wilcox needs to evaluate right now if bloesch can successfully handle both play calling & offensive line coaching responsibilities...failure to call PITCHOUTS will injure running backs & lose football games, full stop

4) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate whether or not he needs a full time special teams coach instead of the ongoing amateur hour ****show...keep in mind vic soto presided over TERRIBLE usc special teams during the helton fiasco era...justin ****** up not hiring bryon storer from the nfl as the special teams coach when he had the chance instead of the drunk azz charlie ragle...longwell running off ice in his veins mateen wuz a beyond breaking bad decision

5) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate the ongoing high # of injuries & the performance of the s&c staff...shocky & his yoga buddy jaylen brown strongly believe that the reason so many professional sports organizations in the nfl & nba are hiring yoga instructors is due to yoga practices helping the body to flexibly absorb violent collisions & significantly reducing injuries

to be honest with you the reason shocky is not panic at the disco like many on this board (which is probably a function of low testerone levels) is that while he celebrates life's victories aka glimmers like a doggy dog with food dropping off the kitchen counter he goes into a non emotional analytical/problem solving mode when things go badly in life (which will inevitably happen, life is NOT linear)...and that's 100% a berkeley trait that's usually learned at the #1 ranked public university in the world

This is a great and insightful post. Maybe it comes down to firing a friend. Keeping the family together by breaking up the family. It's probably weighing on Wilcox in much the same way as a divorce, and it's crippling, but he knows what needs to be done.
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Shocky i think we did see two pitches/toss plays yesterday! I think they went... About as well as the rest of the offense, but the visitors didn't have a good view of either
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benny, the pitchout to javian wuz to my side of the field (called back due to an o-line penalty) & thomas beat the much slower outside edge defender as expected to the corner & wuz literally a half a step away from being off to the ******* races!!

it wuz more unique & potentially explosive than any other run play (other than td sweep) in steel town!!

that PITCHOUT (remarkably the 1st of the season to a rb) is now on video & is already a point of discussion with the players & some members of the staff

cannot wait to see how this plays out next saturday at 12:30 pm at memorial stadium



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fun facts: opposing inside linebackers can NOT run with cal's te1 & te2 in the middle 3rd of the field in vertical downfield passing coverage & opposing edge defenders can NOT run with cal's rb1 & rb2 on the edges in open space against PITCHOUTS!!

KABOOOOOOOOMMM!!

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89, as someone who speaks with a lotta bearents, shocky can tell u with 100% certainty that coach wilcox is NOT losing the team at this time, not even close, got it?

the players & their parents priorities include developing their football skills (the vast majority of the players harbor dreams of getting PAID in the national football league), getting PAID right now by kevin kennedy/lance cooper & earning a berkeley degree (and to a lesser extent the grad biz certificate) while having FUN (which includes winning & this season's exciting further afar roadtrips) in an authentic caring close knit family atmosphere

all of that is happening right now, the only crack in coach wilcox & his staff's potential credibility is the growing perception among the team members & even some of the staff is that mike bloesch's play calling is both dangerous (running his rb1 & rb2 into telephone poles) & costing jaydn ott millions of dollars in the 2025 nfl draft...if justin does not get involved in this issue this could creak a fissure in his credibility which is very high among the cal family

as alky points out there is a $14,000,000+ million dollar buyout & there is ZERO donor support for that buyout plus nobody thinks knowlton wouldn't just then hire a worser coach

so wut needs to happen in berkeley??

1) lyons needs to terminate knowlton, this is the #1 KEY to the future of the cal athletic department...right now he's continuing to borrow tens & tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with ZERO chance of future repayment

2) lyons needs to promote football chief of staff/berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director with the charge to make the necessary sports teams cuts/rightsizing with fiscal responsibility...this would also include the firing the current knowlton #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil (who enabled racist behavior against the suicidal swimmers) & relegating the non innovative worthless bureaucrat markeisha everrett

3) wilcox needs to evaluate right now if bloesch can successfully handle both play calling & offensive line coaching responsibilities...failure to call PITCHOUTS will injure running backs & lose football games, full stop

4) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate whether or not he needs a full time special teams coach instead of the ongoing amateur hour ****show...keep in mind vic soto presided over TERRIBLE usc special teams during the helton fiasco era...justin ****** up not hiring bryon storer from the nfl as the special teams coach when he had the chance instead of the drunk azz charlie ragle...longwell running off ice in his veins mateen wuz a beyond breaking bad decision

5) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate the ongoing high # of injuries & the performance of the s&c staff...shocky & his yoga buddy jaylen brown strongly believe that the reason so many professional sports organizations in the nfl & nba are hiring yoga instructors is due to yoga practices helping the body to flexibly absorb (dissipating energy throughout the body instead of just the point of contact) violent collisions & significantly reducing injuries

to be honest with you the reason shocky is not panic at the disco like many on this board (which is probably a function of low testerone levels) is that while he celebrates life's victories aka glimmers like a doggy dog with food dropping off the kitchen counter he goes into a non emotional analytical/problem solving mode when things go badly in life (which will inevitably happen, life is NOT linear)...and that's 100% a berkeley trait that's usually learned at the #1 ranked public university in the world

You list 5 big things here. You avoid the problem: Wilcox. Make all of those changes. Great. Football team will still be unsuccessful as long as you avoid the Wilcox change. I understand the budget constraints with the buyout. If it cannot be done, then you still have the biggest problem.
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89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:


89, as someone who speaks with a lotta bearents, shocky can tell u with 100% certainty that coach wilcox is NOT losing the team at this time, not even close, got it?

the players & their parents priorities include developing their football skills (the vast majority of the players harbor dreams of getting PAID in the national football league), getting PAID right now by kevin kennedy/lance cooper & earning a berkeley degree (and to a lesser extent the grad biz certificate) while having FUN (which includes winning & this season's exciting further afar roadtrips) in an authentic caring close knit family atmosphere

all of that is happening right now, the only crack in coach wilcox & his staff's potential credibility is the growing perception among the team members & even some of the staff is that mike bloesch's play calling is both dangerous (running his rb1 & rb2 into telephone poles) & costing jaydn ott millions of dollars in the 2025 nfl draft...if justin does not get involved in this issue this could creak a fissure in his credibility which is very high among the cal family

as alky points out there is a $14,000,000+ million dollar buyout & there is ZERO donor support for that buyout plus nobody thinks knowlton wouldn't just then hire a worser coach

so wut needs to happen in berkeley??

1) lyons needs to terminate knowlton, this is the #1 KEY to the future of the cal athletic department...right now he's continuing to borrow tens & tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with ZERO chance of future repayment

2) lyons needs to promote football chief of staff/berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director with the charge to make the necessary sports teams cuts/rightsizing with fiscal responsibility...this would also include the firing the current knowlton #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil (who enabled racist behavior against the suicidal swimmers) & relegating the non innovative worthless bureaucrat markeisha everrett

3) wilcox needs to evaluate right now if bloesch can successfully handle both play calling & offensive line coaching responsibilities...failure to call PITCHOUTS will injure running backs & lose football games, full stop

4) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate whether or not he needs a full time special teams coach instead of the ongoing amateur hour ****show...keep in mind vic soto presided over TERRIBLE usc special teams during the helton fiasco era...justin ****** up not hiring bryon storer from the nfl as the special teams coach when he had the chance instead of the drunk azz charlie ragle...longwell running off ice in his veins mateen wuz a beyond breaking bad decision

5) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate the ongoing high # of injuries & the performance of the s&c staff...shocky & his yoga buddy jaylen brown strongly believe that the reason so many professional sports organizations in the nfl & nba are hiring yoga instructors is due to yoga practices helping the body to flexibly absorb (dissipating energy throughout the body instead of just the point of contact) violent collisions & significantly reducing injuries

to be honest with you the reason shocky is not panic at the disco like many on this board (which is probably a function of low testerone levels) is that while he celebrates life's victories aka glimmers like a doggy dog with food dropping off the kitchen counter he goes into a non emotional analytical/problem solving mode when things go badly in life (which will inevitably happen, life is NOT linear)...and that's 100% a berkeley trait that's usually learned at the #1 ranked public university in the world

You list 5 big things here. You avoid the problem: Wilcox. Make all of those changes. Great. Football team will still be unsuccessful as long as you avoid the Wilcox change. I understand the budget constraints with the buyout. If it cannot be done, then you still have the biggest problem.
In fairness, Knowlton is just as big a problem as Wilcox.
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sycasey said:

89Bear said:

Shocky1 said:


89, as someone who speaks with a lotta bearents, shocky can tell u with 100% certainty that coach wilcox is NOT losing the team at this time, not even close, got it?

the players & their parents priorities include developing their football skills (the vast majority of the players harbor dreams of getting PAID in the national football league), getting PAID right now by kevin kennedy/lance cooper & earning a berkeley degree (and to a lesser extent the grad biz certificate) while having FUN (which includes winning & this season's exciting further afar roadtrips) in an authentic caring close knit family atmosphere

all of that is happening right now, the only crack in coach wilcox & his staff's potential credibility is the growing perception among the team members & even some of the staff is that mike bloesch's play calling is both dangerous (running his rb1 & rb2 into telephone poles) & costing jaydn ott millions of dollars in the 2025 nfl draft...if justin does not get involved in this issue this could creak a fissure in his credibility which is very high among the cal family

as alky points out there is a $14,000,000+ million dollar buyout & there is ZERO donor support for that buyout plus nobody thinks knowlton wouldn't just then hire a worser coach

so wut needs to happen in berkeley??

1) lyons needs to terminate knowlton, this is the #1 KEY to the future of the cal athletic department...right now he's continuing to borrow tens & tens of millions of dollars from the central campus with ZERO chance of future repayment

2) lyons needs to promote football chief of staff/berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director with the charge to make the necessary sports teams cuts/rightsizing with fiscal responsibility...this would also include the firing the current knowlton #2 in charge confidante the evil as **** jennifer simon-o'neil (who enabled racist behavior against the suicidal swimmers) & relegating the non innovative worthless bureaucrat markeisha everrett

3) wilcox needs to evaluate right now if bloesch can successfully handle both play calling & offensive line coaching responsibilities...failure to call PITCHOUTS will injure running backs & lose football games, full stop

4) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate whether or not he needs a full time special teams coach instead of the ongoing amateur hour ****show...keep in mind vic soto presided over TERRIBLE usc special teams during the helton fiasco era...justin ****** up not hiring bryon storer from the nfl as the special teams coach when he had the chance instead of the drunk azz charlie ragle...longwell running off ice in his veins mateen wuz a beyond breaking bad decision

5) immediately after the season wilcox needs to evaluate the ongoing high # of injuries & the performance of the s&c staff...shocky & his yoga buddy jaylen brown strongly believe that the reason so many professional sports organizations in the nfl & nba are hiring yoga instructors is due to yoga practices helping the body to flexibly absorb (dissipating energy throughout the body instead of just the point of contact) violent collisions & significantly reducing injuries

to be honest with you the reason shocky is not panic at the disco like many on this board (which is probably a function of low testerone levels) is that while he celebrates life's victories aka glimmers like a doggy dog with food dropping off the kitchen counter he goes into a non emotional analytical/problem solving mode when things go badly in life (which will inevitably happen, life is NOT linear)...and that's 100% a berkeley trait that's usually learned at the #1 ranked public university in the world

You list 5 big things here. You avoid the problem: Wilcox. Make all of those changes. Great. Football team will still be unsuccessful as long as you avoid the Wilcox change. I understand the budget constraints with the buyout. If it cannot be done, then you still have the biggest problem.
In fairness, Knowlton is just as big a problem as Wilcox.


Much bigger, I think. Wilcox has some competency.
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Shocky1 said:



the days the earth stopped turning & the planets wuz aligned in berkeley
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89, back in the day during cal's monster class shocky 100% thought the men's basketball program wuz gonna win a NATIONAL CHAMPONSHIP, we out recruited the then premiere college basketball program kentucky for 5 mcdonalds all americans which shocked espn & the college basketball world as 11,000+ fans screamed at haas in a truly hostile homecourt advantage with multiple EPIC victories for the ages

but shocky never thought cuonzo martin wuz a PERFECT coach, not at all...coach drove fans crazy with his unstructured non mike montgermy sophisticated offenses...when me & cuonzo talked about this he explained that his recruiting deal/promise with mcdonalds all americans is that as long as u played relentless physical alpha male defense then he would let u improvise on offense just like they do in the nba even if it looked to the public like uncoached ugly azz street ball at times

shocky honestly accepts people the way they are & accepts both their glimmers & their flaws and hopes they will reciprocate that back with me...the truth is that we're all ****** up in our own unique ways so dissecting people & tryna constantly change them out is why a lotta people are chronically unhappy & go thru divorces/breakups always looking for the next non existent PERFECT life partner...and guess wut?...doggy dogs inherently know this & don't go looking for new humans

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my point is that there's ZERO donor support to buy out coach wilcox's contract (so wishing for a head coach change is kinda like me wishing i could drive par 4s, that **** is NOT gonna happen at this point in my life) so just like he wuz with cuonzo martin, shocky is also ALL IN with justin wilcox

cal football is outta time, it needs to win NOW or be relegated to the mountain west which would result in 5,000+ crowds at memorial stadium & chancellor lyons losing any future pipeline to school spirited builders of berkeley...rich is already responsible for the thousands of students that are NOT currently cheering for the bears at home games (they've been replaced by markeisha/knowlton with tarps) with FREE tixs by issuing an executive order that they be granted FREE tixs to all football & basketball games, lyons is jeopardizing berkeley's financial future which will rely upon donor generosity at a time of dramatic future declines of state of california funding which will impact its world reputation (and also his legacy)

so we need to WIN with coach wilcox NOW, we got an ELITE defense with probably the best defensive backfield with the TAKERS in the nation to his credit & he understands the academic component (which is why every scholly player in the program's gpa is listed in this thread) in berkeley unlike 90% of all football head coaches in the nfl or collegiate ranks

and that's why shocky has outlined the 5 STEPS that need to be taken to get the athletic department & the football program to the next level...none of these recommended actions are insurmountable & all can be achieved within the next few months

but firing justin wilcox is not only not gonna happen but it's also not the right move right now...89, it's agreed a head coach making better decisions would have us at 6-0 & a probable top 10 ranking right now!!

it would help matters tremendously if justin would be able to look in the mirror & transcend his conservative personality to make BOLD changes within his program



can't fail this time, if u see darkness look away and shine the light#
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Shocky1 said:

benny, the pitchout to javian wuz to my side of the field (called back due to an o-line penalty) & thomas beat the much slower outside edge defender as expected to the corner & wuz literally a half a step away from being off to the ******* races!!

it wuz more unique & potentially explosive than any other run play (other than td sweep) in steel town!!

that PITCHOUT (remarkably the 1st of the season to a rb) is now on video & is already a point of discussion with the players & some members of the staff

cannot wait to see how this plays out next saturday at 12:30 pm at memorial stadium



chateau marmont's glass bathroom (clothes r for losers, she says its like heaven), ur one true love?)#



I knew you were happy, somewhere. There was a second one too if I recall?
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Shocky, great leaders need to be willing to make bold decisions. I agree that Wilcox is not going to be fired today. He should be. Just like you stated, we have to win NOW. Have you seen the last 3 games??? We shouldn't waste the rest of these winnable games trotting out the 8 year loser Wilcox. We don't have the time to wait. However, we will keep up this nonsense unfortunately wasting a roster than can and should be and 8 or 9 win team.
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^ ^ 100% amigo, the other pitchout wuz to the electric/explosive true freshman wideout josiah martin who wuz described to me in the summer by a staff member as the most gifted incoming freshmen with nfl development potential upside
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89, hear wut ur saying but we just respectfully disagree on the corrective course of action...and let's be real here, there's no chance a worthless athletic director that extended mark fox is gonna fire justin wilcox

justin is capable of making BOLD changes, last season longwell lived/golfed on the east coast & sporadically flew to the bay, this season he's around the program year round with a home in walnut creek

after multiple outta touch old white guys who couldn't recruit, justin seriously upgraded the tight end coaching this year with future head coach in waiting/haas biz ad grad mike safell...it's not by chance that jack endries & corey dyches are the most dangerous duo of collegiate tight ends on planet earth

of the 5 STEPS outlined above, 3 of them are within justin's purview (the other 2 need to be made by rich)
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2025 recruiting update:

2025 3.9 gpa cal commit anthony league just texted shocky letting him now that he's asking aristotle thompson when is he gonna start defending his running backs & demanding that his offensive coordinator call PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open spaces??

a decline in jaydn's 2025 nfl draft stock & dangerous playcalling running his guys repeatedly into telephone poles until they're INJURED is also a reflection of at & a testament of whether or not he's willing to finally speak up or just look the other way in staff meetings
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football 101: creative azz play calling

double running back set next to nando with both peeling out like maybe they gonna get a PITCHOUT or something while the two wideouts r selling go routes to the orange pylons, decisive outlet pump faking by the qb1 from biscayne bay (where the cuban gentlemen sleep all day before late nite dining at mila or sexy fish) & then a perfectly timed lofted precision pass over the middle 3rd of the field to a streaking wide ******* open jack endries (who gotta goofy azz haircut which is guaranteed to repel both low & high gpa curvy brunette yoga females with SMOKESHOW ponytails) while the slow as **** panthers inside backers r lost in space & pitt's #3 slamming his fist into the acrisure stadium end zone grass kinda looking like shocky after yet another visit to three jack national at oakmont



hall of fame dc marv lewis would never have believed this **** actually happened#
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THE JET!!!! sweep is both not physically dangerous like running into telephone poles play calls which are causing INJURIES but it also puts the bears fast as **** running backs on the edges in wide open space!!

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this really is NOT that complicated (cfm pumps)#
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the #1 TAKER nohl williams is gonna get PAID in the national football league (buckle up)!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (is a dream school)
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head coach michael wilson has set his starting line for the pacific invitational the next 3 days at the premium placement attackable only 6,566 yards from the tips stockton g&cc (the course's primary difficulty lies in the 4 tricky par 3s, clubbing will be critical), this will mark the much anticipated cal debut of potential future superstar true freshman eric zhou who missed by a stroke a playoff for an invitation to both the 2025 masters & 2025 british open at the asia pacific amateur a week or so ago

1) daniel heo
2) wenliang xie
3) eric zhou
4) tony chen
5) matthew miyamoto
i) papon sawatynon

fun fact: the above 265 yard fairway wood into the wind majestically struck over the flagstick into the par 5 18th hole & the stone dead chip shot for a tap in birdie do NOT reflect the current golf game of cade ulauve (or shocky)!!
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the pittsburgh panthers are 6-0, they gotta full time special teams coach that works the game changing details!!



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how special r ur special teams??#
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89Bear said:

Shocky, great leaders need to be willing to make bold decisions. I agree that Wilcox is not going to be fired today. He should be. Just like you stated, we have to win NOW. Have you seen the last 3 games??? We shouldn't waste the rest of these winnable games trotting out the 8 year loser Wilcox. We don't have the time to wait. However, we will keep up this nonsense unfortunately wasting a roster than can and should be and 8 or 9 win team.


With the trash coaching we have seen leaving us 3-3 (0-3) we are STILL favored to win out except at SMU. Thus with reasonably competent coaching we would be 6-0 (3-0) ranked and favored to win every game, though possible not SMU, so 11-1 and in the ACC Championship Game. Which we probably lose and fail to make the CFPs, but setting up an even better run next year. Or with good coaching….

Pitt is 6-0 and Cal 3-3 for one reason only: coaching.
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cal's monster class defensive plan for north carolina state:

as requested by coach sirmon, the key defensively this saturday will be to right from the jump pressure & knock the **** outta true freshman pack singal caller 6'6 190 lbs cj bailey, do NOT allow the future high upside inexperienced qb1 to get into a rhythm!!

bailey has completed a lotta short passes this season at an impressive 66.4% completion clip but other than clemson has only played against 4 mediocre to bad defenses in louisiana tech, northern illinois, wake forest & last week syracuse

cj's favorite receiver by far is shifty as **** keven concepcion with 39 receptions & the ability to make yards after the catch, he's NEVER been guarded by elite talent like the TAKERS



the pack's run game is pretty average due to rb1 & rb2 with good not great SPEED & an average at best offensive line

peter, if u only attack with 3 rushing lineman & bailey is allowed time to survey the field without any duress, this **** is gonna happen, got it?


so let's come out in the 1st series & hit that mofo time & time again until he's panic at the disco throwing the ball up for grabs (already 4 interceptions & 7 sacks in 2024), can cj actually read defenses & quickly dial up audibles on the road against disguised bears blitzing packages coming from all directions??

let's find out!!
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class defensive plan for north carolina state:

as requested by coach sirmon, the key defensively this saturday will be to right from the jump pressure & knock the **** outta true freshman pack singal caller 6'6 190 lbs cj bailey, do NOT allow the future high upside inexperienced qb1 to get into a rhythm!!

bailey has completed a lotta short passes this season at an impressive 66.4% completion clip but other than clemson has only played against 4 mediocre to bad defenses in louisiana tech, northern illinois, wake forest & last week syracuse

cj's favorite receiver by far is shifty as **** keven concepcion with 39 receptions & the ability to make yards after the catch, he's NEVER been guarded by elite talent like the TAKERS



the pack's run game is pretty average due to rb1 & rb2 with good not great SPEED & an average at best offensive line

peter, if u only attack with 3 rushing lineman & bailey is allowed time to survey the field without any duress, this **** is gonna happen, got it?


so let's come out in the 1st series & hit that mofo time & time again until he's panic at the disco throwing the ball up for grabs (already 4 interceptions & 7 sacks in 2024), can cj actually read defenses & quickly dial up audibles on the road against disguised bears blitzing packages coming from all directions??

let's find out!!



If he mainly throws short then blitz no good. Or has football changed since I really followed it.
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bailey tends to hold the ball for a long time while surveying the field & then making short throws against a stretched out d, dialing up the pressure will take away the time his receivers need to separate from defenders for these short catches that they turn into bigger plays with yards after catch...this is not the mike leach washington state get the ball out quickly aerial attack

cj has not yet shown an ability to air it out deep in the vertical downfield passing attack so knocking the **** outta him in the 1st series is the right scheme against the true freshman qb1

coach sirmon's typical bend but don't break to feel out the opponent is the NOT the right move against the pack this saturday at 12:30 pm at memorial stadium, let's bring the dogs of war upfront from every ******* direction knowing that craig woodson is an elite tackler as are the other TAKERS

not letting 6 yard receptions turn into missed tackles 23 yard big plays is the KEY!!
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Shocky1 said:

bailey tends to hold the ball for a long time while surveying the field & then making short throws against a stretched out d, dialing up the pressure will take away the time his receivers need to separate from defenders for these short catches that they turn into bigger plays with yards after catch...this is not the mike leach washington state get the ball out quickly aerial attack

cj has not yet shown an ability to air it out deep in the vertical downfield passing attack so knocking the **** outta him in the 1st series is the right scheme against the true freshman qb1

coach sirmon's typical bend but don't break to feel out the opponent is the NOT the right move against the pack this saturday at 12:30 pm at memorial stadium, let's bring the dogs of war upfront from every ******* direction knowing that craig woodson is an elite tackler as are the other TAKERS

not letting 6 yard receptions turn into missed tackles 23 yard big plays is the KEY!!


Ok, I'll look for this. I'm fully alert after an morning top dog double dog brunch.
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r u gonna be in memorial stadium at 1:00 pm on october 26th to cheer on ur bears or r u a clinically depressed gameday thread poster??
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