cal's monster offensive line

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big c, as shocky is a male azz stripper & berkeley grad, schulzie is academically cleared by asu admissions for an advanced pole dancing degree or lake havasu hospitality double major or something

fyi, ur former hs student is now the mayor of tempe & cleans pools in north scottsdale for a living

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^ sounds like you've made the decision to not enjoy golf, that's ur choice
I love to practice golf again. That has just come back to me. Just had my irons reshafted to lighter, more flexible shafts and thinner grips. And just upgraded my driver to the latest technology. I need to work on my game before I go and spend money and time on the course. I really don't know many people my age who've had a brain event just decide to not like lifelong hobbies. Folks change for reasons not of there own conscious doing. I'm just glad I started going to Cal football games again, and practicing golf again. I was out in my garage at 2am this morning hitting pitch shots. It's ridiculous that my hobbies are coming back to me. I have no idea why they left or why they came back. Just happy.
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^ yet another life transformed into positive self actualization by the cal's monster class, cal's monster class deux & cal's monster offensive line threads!!

now we just need bloesch to experience a similar ephinany to realize that our time on planet earth is finite & to dial up this saturday afternoon multiple ******* quick PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open spaces to ensure the bears rb1 & rb2 are OFF TO THE RACES (and not continually injured to his dangerous playcalling of running them into telephone poles)
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wifey the team 3.48 gpa bears are off to a decent not great start to the 2024 season thru the first 3 tournaments, this fall's final tournament is october 28-29th at the absolutely ******* gorgeous preserve golf club (one of tom fazio's better designs with a walkable routing) in inland carmel, from the front security gate of this high end housing enclave to the clubhouse is around a 15 minute drive thru jaw breaking beautiful scenery & wildlife...then the bears take 2 months off for finals & the winter break before competing again at sherwood (slim wadie kinda intentionally hit a ball into brittney spears backyard last time to see if anybody would come out & we got paired up with charlie sheen's crazy azz biz manager who also executive produced the scream movie series, he asked shocky if he knows any curvy brunette yoga female screamers who wanna be cast in his movies) in late january



thru the first 2 tournaments the bears are ranked #45 in the nation & daniel heo is the only bear in the top 100 rankings at #45 & the next ranked bear is charlie berridge at #180...the non academic paper clip twins transfers to oklahoma state ethan fang is #17 & eric lee is #89

fun facts: wifeisafraud & his charming wife marie sit close to shocky on the 50 yard line on fall gamedays at memorial stadium, he is a former lawyer (specializing in imminent domain issues) & biz man who lived in bel air but recently moved to the oc...alex has endowed the men's head coach golf position at cal which is named after him
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^ yet another life transformed into positive self actualization by the cal's monster class, cal's monster class deux & cal's monster offensive line threads!!.

now we just need bloesch to experience a similar ephinany to realize that our time on planet earth is finite & to dial up this saturday afternoon multiple ******* quick PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open spaces to ensure the bears rb1 & rb2 are OFF TO THE RACES
He's showed glimpses as has Wilcox. Just like my golf game.
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2024 las vegas pga at tpc summerlin: 1st round update

entering the tour standings at #129 (the top 125 retain their pga tour cards for 2025 which is basically worth a million dollars) with only a couple of tournaments left in the fall season, michael kim started on the back nine 10th hole & blitzed it for a 6 birdie 30 en route to a terrific 66 & is tied for 21st after the opening round

rooting for michael in his quest but he & cade uluave r not my favorite golfers, not even close, they dress like **** on the links



the struggle that must be#
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pat mcafee bleeds blue & gold more than a lotta candy azz soft cal gameday thread posters (real talk)#
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pat mcafee bleeds blue & gold more than a lotta candy azz soft cal gameday thread posters (real talk)#


A lot of the people who post on the GameDay thread give to NIL. You don't and brag about it. Who is the more valuable fan???? (Real talk.)
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89, if u want my vote, ima gonna say the most valuable cal fan is leidy!!

fyi, when cal's monster class wuz terminated back in the day greg tole me he would handle all my fandom financial responsibilities moving forward as part of the monster "go **** urself" severance package, he tole me to just focus on maricopa county rescue animal advocacy fundraising or something in the future

thx

https://instagr.am/p/Cm5GCQxrbln
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89, if u want my vote, ima gonna say the most valuable cal fan is leidy!!

fyi, when cal's monster class wuz terminated back in the day greg tole me he would handle all my fandom financial responsibilities moving forward

https://www.instagram.com/reel/Ctm5MtHJ51c/
He and the other donors have lived up to that. Two top 20 portal classes in a row.
If only Wilcox could play his part and not squander the talent he was gifted!!!
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MAJOR north carolina state annoucement:

upon arrival in the perfect temperate cali sun with utter amazement at the left coast weather, every player in the wolfpack program with a high school gpa of 3.5+ has entered the transfer portal with the intentions of becoming california golden bears!!

thus marshall cherrington & staff r currently holed up in the recruiting war room at memorial stadium reviewing the transcripts & playing videos of BOTH of these players!!...vals is putting together a highlight reel of both guys with exclusive footage of buc-ee in anticipation of their commitments if they receive actionable offers from the #1 ranked public university on planet earth

furthermore pack head coach dave doren is absolutely furious & tole his entire team after dinner that they will NOT be allowed outside until 5 minutes before the 12:30 pm saturday kick off & that tomorrow's practice will be conducted indoors at bishop o'dowd's glimmering basketball facility since dragons lou richie gotta hoops practice facility built FASTER than perennial lying worthless bureaucrat admiral james arthur knowlton (and rich lyons is in agreement with jimbo that nba talent like jaylen brown can be developed at the outdoor montera middle school playground as long as practices finish before sunset)

yeah u can leave north carolina to visit cali but if u got a high gpa there's ZERO chance ur going back evah



why did we beat that song to death in tuscon (the donut boy of tuscon is gone)??#
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this is ucla football (choking out both on & off the field)#
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2025 class recruiting update:

right now the bears got 15 high school commitments, the #1 junior college target on the staff's 2025 board is jc all american 6'4" 240 lbs apex predator edge defender odera okaka from national powerhouse san matero college (developing under coach ben hawk schrider's tutelage) & previously pittsburg high school


with both current starting outside backers david reese & the x man outta eligiblity & pursuing nfl careers after this season, there is a legit opportunity for odera to come in & be an impact starter from day 1 in berkeley...odera is a high motor violent defender that got offers from both sec & big 10 schools

odera is not a dumb azz, check out this dean's list letter

yeah odera okaka is gonna be an unofficial visitor this saturday nite in an electric memorial stadium for the bears epic battle against them high voltage weather channel hurricanes

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including nigeria and a short drive for the fam to memorial stadium on gamedays)

https://instagr.am/p/C9-HpkkI7f8

multiple time berkeley gameday unofficial visitor odera okaka is gonna be a memorial stadium again this saturday for the bears vs wolfpack acc battle

KEY 2025 recruit#
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pat mcafee bleeds blue & gold more than a lotta candy azz soft cal gameday thread posters (real talk)#
Let's see him after 50 years of Cal football. I feel like I've been on a rollercoaster that doesn't have very many peaks. Actually that's a bad analogy. More like I feel like I've been riding on the front end of a tunneling machine that is still waiting to break through to daylight after 50! years. I wouldn't call that 'candy ass'.
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mateen handled the kickoffs in a game last season, his parents reached out to me (like a lotta bearents) & tole me that longwell flew in from his home across the country (which he did sporadically during the season, ryan wuz apparently on the knowlton work outta state program) & tole mateen to short kick it during the game which wuz not practiced at all that week...so mateen does what he's told to do, there's a big return, and then there's a false narrative (with no explanation to the press by longwell or wilcox that the short kick wuz by design) started by this board's "insiders" that bhaghani don't got a big enough leg which is bull**** as evidenced by the above 54 yard field goal

https://instagr.am/p/DAg5EMWJM8M


congrats high gpa civil engineering berkeley student/future builder of berkeley daniel on releasing the CASH for his college education!!

in other football placekicking news, ucla's scholly moneyball kicker mateen bhaghani drilled a 25 yard field goal & is now 17 out of 19 in his college career



mateen is now 10 outta 11 field goals this season & 18 outta 20 in his career

bhaghani got ice in his veins & wuz run off by longwell despite the broken promise that if he won the starting kicking job he would receive a scholly for the 4.0 gpa true student athlete that wuz seeking admission into the haas biz school...the family contacted ucla & stanford and selected the bruins after he wuz offered a scholly

*****longhetto (3 iron line drive trajectory kicks lost multiple games)
*****luckhurst (confidence broken while in berkeley)
*****bhaghani (8 outta 9 in 2023)
*****coe (7 outta 14 in 2024)

yeah wilcox has done a great job with special teams thru the years, to coach's credit longwell is not a drunk like ragle or technically clueless like barton

the difference between 3-3 and 5-1/6-0#
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inky (unlike shocky) would be an outstanding substitute teacher at modern yoga#
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3.75 gpa 2025 commit combo jack endries/trond grizzell nightmare match up#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the audacious backboard on the 18th green at interlachen)
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MAJOR north carolina state annoucement:

upon arrival in the perfect temperate cali sun with utter amazement at the left coast weather, every player in the wolfpack program with a high school gpa of 3.5+ has entered the transfer portal with the intentions of becoming california golden bears!!

thus marshall cherrington & staff r currently holed up in the recruiting war room at memorial stadium reviewing the transcripts & playing videos of BOTH of these players!!...vals is putting together a highlight reel of both guys with exclusive footage of buc-ee in anticipation of their commitments if they receive actionable offers from the #1 ranked public university on planet earth

furthermore pack head coach dave doren is absolutely furious & tole his entire team after dinner that they will NOT be allowed outside until 5 minutes before the 12:30 pm saturday kick off & that tomorrow's practice will be conducted indoors at bishop o'dowd's glimmering basketball facility since dragons lou richie gotta hoops practice facility built FASTER than perennial lying worthless bureaucrat admiral james arthur knowlton (and rich lyons is in agreement with jimbo that nba talent like jaylen brown can be developed at the outdoor montera middle school playground as long as practices finish before sunset)

yeah u can leave north carolina to visit cali but if u got a high gpa there's ZERO chance ur going back evah



why did we beat that song to death in tuscon (the donut boy of tuscon is gone)??#
MAJOR miss north carolina announcement:

in stunning news miss north carolina has entered the transfer portal & is seeking admission into berkeley...her 2.94 gpa in high school is not the usual 4.0+ average incoming gpa to berkeley but she is seeking an academic silver bullet exception based upon her PONYTAIL & shocky's well written letter of recommendation

https://instagr.am/p/C7loTsyujYm
yeah it's true, curvy brunette yoga females with SMOKESHOW ponytails wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world which unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth

look, there's nothing wrong with marrying a former 2.55 gpa nc state jock but when ur living in a double wide outside of the loop in charlotte & he just got fired at buc-ee's for stealing bbq brisket sandwiches & ur pregnant then it might seem like it might've been a dumb azz decision that led to a **** situation



wut's ur gpa?? *trust me, shocky is gonna find out!!#

^ including u too, kadarius
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shocky luvs this branding/marketing **** from berkeley grad vals & the cal football program staff, not the brain dead athletic dept

^ mikey m got good hair (but not as good as val's ponytail)#
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2024 las vegas pga at tpc summerlin: 1st round update

entering the tour standings at #129 (the top 125 retain their pga tour cards for 2025 which is basically worth a million dollars) with only a couple of tournaments left in the fall season, michael kim started on the back nine 10th hole & blitzed it for a 6 birdie 30 en route to a terrific 66 & is tied for 21st after the opening round

rooting for michael in his quest but he & cade uluave r not my favorite golfers, not even close, they dress like **** on the links



the struggle that must be#
2024 las vegas pga tournament: 2nd round (suspended due to darkness) update

with his tee time moved back several hours due to 30-40 mph gusty winds in vegas, michael kim on the downwind 400 yard par 4 1st hole drove it 30 feet away on the green for a tap in birdie!!...michael is even par in the brutal conditions thru 7 holes with a 10 foot par putt on the par 3 8th hole when tour staff suspended play & right now is tied for 26th & projected at #123 in the top 125 tour card retention battle
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pack qb1 cj bailey correction: shocky has incorrectly stated he's a true freshman from miami, actually cj wuz a mid year enrollee that matriculated at nc state in january of 2024 in time for spring ball

and with that being said coach sirmon still gotta dial up the ******* pressure tomorrow against the inexperienced qb & not let him get into a rhythm like this td video of a 3 d-line syracuse rush which wuz exploited by bailey

knock the **** outta the qb1#
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duke blue devils 23
florida state seminoles 16

them florida state seminoles (1-6) voted against extending acc invitations to cal & stanford, just like ucla both disloyal programs r heading towards potential 10 loss 2024 seasons

the dukies defense coordinator plays to win dialing up relentless blitzes against the noles inexperienced qbs, there's no bend don't break in durham

yeah the florida project is a ****show (it will break ur heart, the good news is that children are optimistic/resilient)



**** fsu#
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**** fsu#
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r u gonna be a real fan at memorial stadium for the 12:30 pm kick off (or a dumb as **** candy azz soft gameday thread poster)??#
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the epicenter of planet earth on gamedays (and the lair of the TAKERS)#
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wheels up, back to the bay (where the trees r good)#
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gameday in berkeley (the excitement is building...and so is the belly fat)#
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**** fsu#
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mateen handled the kickoffs in a game last season, his parents reached out to me (like a lotta bearents) & tole me that longwell flew in from his home across the country (which he did sporadically during the season, ryan wuz apparently on the knowlton work outta state program) & tole mateen to short kick it during the game which wuz not practiced at all that week...so mateen does what he's told to do, there's a big return, and then there's a false narrative (with no explanation to the press by longwell or wilcox that the short kick wuz by design) started by this board's "insiders" that bhaghani don't got a big enough leg which is bull**** as evidenced by the above 54 yard field goal

https://instagr.am/p/DAg5EMWJM8M


congrats high gpa civil engineering berkeley student/future builder of berkeley daniel on releasing the CASH for his college education!!

in other football placekicking news, ucla's scholly moneyball kicker mateen bhaghani drilled a 25 yard field goal & is now 17 out of 19 in his college career



mateen is now 10 outta 11 field goals this season & 18 outta 20 in his career

bhaghani got ice in his veins & wuz run off by longwell despite the broken promise that if he won the starting kicking job he would receive a scholly for the 4.0 gpa true student athlete that wuz seeking admission into the haas biz school...the family contacted ucla & stanford and selected the bruins after he wuz offered a scholly

*****longhetto (3 iron line drive trajectory kicks lost multiple games)
*****luckhurst (confidence broken while in berkeley)
*****bhaghani (8 outta 9 in 2023)
*****coe (7 outta 14 in 2024)

yeah wilcox has done a great job with special teams thru the years, to coach's credit longwell is not a drunk like ragle or technically clueless like barton

the difference between 3-3 and 5-1/6-0#
north carolina state wolfpack 24
california golden bears 23

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Shocky1 said:

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mateen handled the kickoffs in a game last season, his parents reached out to me (like a lotta bearents) & tole me that longwell flew in from his home across the country (which he did sporadically during the season, ryan wuz apparently on the knowlton work outta state program) & tole mateen to short kick it during the game which wuz not practiced at all that week...so mateen does what he's told to do, there's a big return, and then there's a false narrative (with no explanation to the press by longwell or wilcox that the short kick wuz by design) started by this board's "insiders" that bhaghani don't got a big enough leg which is bull**** as evidenced by the above 54 yard field goal

https://instagr.am/p/DAg5EMWJM8M


congrats high gpa civil engineering berkeley student/future builder of berkeley daniel on releasing the CASH for his college education!!

in other football placekicking news, ucla's scholly moneyball kicker mateen bhaghani drilled a 25 yard field goal & is now 17 out of 19 in his college career



mateen is now 10 outta 11 field goals this season & 18 outta 20 in his career

bhaghani got ice in his veins & wuz run off by longwell despite the broken promise that if he won the starting kicking job he would receive a scholly for the 4.0 gpa true student athlete that wuz seeking admission into the haas biz school...the family contacted ucla & stanford and selected the bruins after he wuz offered a scholly

*****longhetto (3 iron line drive trajectory kicks lost multiple games)
*****luckhurst (confidence broken while in berkeley)
*****bhaghani (8 outta 9 in 2023)
*****coe (7 outta 14 in 2024)

yeah wilcox has done a great job with special teams thru the years, to coach's credit longwell is not a drunk like ragle or technically clueless like barton

the difference between 3-3 and 5-1/6-0#
north carolina state wolfpack 24
california golden bears 23




When we get left behind in the next reorganization and the PAC will not take us back, will you be at the 50 yard line for the league matchups against Sac St????

****Wilcox
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^ no, shocky got no interest in cal football if it's relegated to a reconfigured pac 12 or mountain west conference, his 50 yard line perch will be EMPTY

there's no donor funding for a $14,000,000 wilcox buyout as a result of the knowlton contract extension, the #1 first step in putting cal in a stable financial position without borrowing tens & tens of millions of dollars (that will never have future funding for repayment) in order to support sports programs that the average fan don't give a **** about is for lyons to fire knowlton but right now he's made no moves to suggest this is gonna happen anytime soon & by doing so is jeopardizing not only he future of the cal football program but also donor funding of the current #1 ranked public university in the world

we're gonna find out in the very near future if lyons is truly a visionary & innovative man of ACTION or just another worthless bureaucrat like knowlton, markeisha & simon-o'neil...if that's the case shocky will move along in his quest to continue playing the world's top 100 golf courses & become a substitute yoga instructor at modern yoga or something



is cal football gonna just fade away (or will the bear refuse to quit & die)??#
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2024 las vegas pga tournament at tpc summerlin: 3rd round update

fighting for his 2025 pga tour card (which is awarded to the top 125 players in the 2024 season) late in the year michael kim shot a clutch 68, michael came into the tournament at #129 & is now projected at #127 heading into tomorrow's final round
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^ no, shocky got no interest in cal football if it's relegated to a reconfigured pac 12 or mountain west conference, his 50 yard line perch will be EMPTY

there's no donor funding for a $14,000,000 wilcox buyout as a result of the knowlton contract extension, the #1 first step in putting cal in a stable financial position without borrowing tens & tens of millions of dollars (that will never have future funding for repayment) in order to support sports programs that the average fan don't give a **** about is for lyons to fire knowlton but right now he's made no moves to suggest this is gonna happen anytime soon & by doing so is jeopardizing not only he future of the cal football program but also donor funding of the current #1 ranked public university in the world

we're gonna find out in the very near future if lyons is truly a visionary & innovative man of ACTION or just another worthless bureaucrat like knowlton, markeisha & simon-o'neil...if that's the case shocky will move along in his quest to continue playing the world's top 100 golf courses & become a substitute yoga instructor at modern yoga or something



is cal football gonna just fade away (or will the bear refuse to quit & die)??#

Worthless bureaucrat + Worthless Head Coach= 0-4 conference record.
Simple.
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I can only hope that Lyons is conducting an ultra quiet search so he has an AD in hand before he pulls the trigger.

I hate all the venting against Wilcox that is coming out while we are handcuffed by the buyout.

So far below expectations despite being a mere 9 points away from GLORY.
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