^^ the bears current scheme often moves the tight end in motion, they can effectively stop & function as a fullback on PITCHOUTS

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^^ 89, when we all wake up (unless we're already dead or something) every morning we gotta choice if we wanna be better or worser than yesterday

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You know it. I'm having a blast again working on my golf game. Pretty much probably on the same type of ranges you hit: in my garage, off of cardboard, with a ball made of steel wool wrapped in electrical tape and across the street in a field. All short pitch shots...my weakness. I use actual golf balls in the field.

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^^ the bears current scheme often moves the tight end in motion, they can effectively stop & function as a fullback on PITCHOUTS

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This is true but our line has to actually prevent penetration and not just wall off defenders to the inside or outside. There appear to be too many DLs that get a push.

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^^ 89, when we all wake up (unless we're already dead or something) every morning we gotta choice if we wanna be better or worser than yesterday

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Why isn't the staff making the choice to be better?

89, let's see how saturday's game plays out, ok amigo??

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^^ 89, when we all wake up (unless we're already dead or something) every morning we gotta choice if we wanna be better or worser than yesterday

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Why isn't the staff making the choice to be better?

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I don't doubt they are trying to get better. They actually have to do it though and they are under an easy measuring stick: wins. If you saw my golf game you wouldn't think I was trying to get better either.

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^^ 89, when we all wake up (unless we're already dead or something) every morning we gotta choice if we wanna be better or worser than yesterday

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You know it. I'm having a blast again working on my golf game. Pretty much probably on the same type of ranges you hit: in my garage, off of cardboard, with a ball made of steel wool wrapped in electrical tape and across the street in a field. All short pitch shots...my weakness. I use actual golf balls in the field.

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82, do the ranges u frequent spell out ur name in advance of ur arrival??

https://instagr.am/p/BDilZUghHeU
shocky is NOT a snob, he wuz a double bag caddie at san francisco golf club back in the day (his tiger MOMS tole him he could someday play the world top 100 courses if he earned a berkeley degree, shocky believed her)

fun fact: shocky's headstands these days r way the **** more upright, none of that leaning tower of pisa **** in the above foto



underwear is for losers (if ur manscaped like shocky)#

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^^ 89, when we all wake up (unless we're already dead or something) every morning we gotta choice if we wanna be better or worser than yesterday

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You know it. I'm having a blast again working on my golf game. Pretty much probably on the same type of ranges you hit: in my garage, off of cardboard, with a ball made of steel wool wrapped in electrical tape and across the street in a field. All short pitch shots...my weakness. I use actual golf balls in the field.

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82, do the ranges u frequent spell out ur name in advance of ur arrival??

https://instagr.am/p/BDilZUghHeU
shocky is NOT a snob, he wuz a double bag caddie at san francisco golf club back in the day (his tiger MOMS tole him he could someday play the world top 100 courses if he earned a berkeley degree, shocky believed her)

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That's pretty cool actually. I started at Lincoln in SF. Had no range but it did have an open area you could hit 9 irons on. I'm actually quite content pitching a mock ball into paint tarps and using cardboard so I stay shallow. It's surprisingly rewarding. I don't quite have the desire to play right now because there will be no joy shooting 90+. I don't care if it's at the #1 course in the country. Not even sad but true. Keep up the positive attitude even for the kids who don't want to go to Cal.

sacks, on sacks, on sacks. 💪

ACC on the National Leaderboard ⬇️ pic.twitter.com/Led3WLM9qq

— ACC Football (@ACCFootball) October 24, 2024

cal's 2025 defense is ELITE (x-man also utilizing his 6'6" length to knock down passes)#

pittsburgh offensive coordinator just dialed up a 9 yard quick PITCHOUT to rb1 against syracuse

https://instagr.am/p/Cw0vhNBuAE_
pittsburgh panthers 41
syracuse orange 13

offensively syracuse qb1 kyle mccord stares down his receiver which resulted in 5 interceptions, yeah the TAKERS got this game circled on the calendar

defensively the orange d wuz salty giving up only 144 yards in the air & 79 yards on the ground

cal will be favored in the next 4 four games but collegiate football games are not won or lost by the prognosticators

congrats to pitt moving to 7-0, just a fantastically coached team that capitalizes on opportunities with arguably the best kicker in the nation in ben sauls

You can’t kill us. The Bear does not quit. The Bear does not die.@CalFootball @theACC #Halloween2024 #Cal #Calgorithm #GoBears pic.twitter.com/oL3ln2J167

— hoopdreams 🐻💙💛 (@hoopdreams1000) October 21, 2024

matthew littlejohn & joe kapp r smiling from further afar#

Who's trying this shot next?
@MinWoo27Lee? 👀 pic.twitter.com/hkLUru4ckf

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 24, 2024

^ fun fact: max drove it into almost the same spot in the bunker today & played the risk management approved non +1 athletic 50 yard splash out unlike collin who threw caution to the window yesterday

2024 zozo pga tournament in japan: 2nd round update

despite an early round double bogey (same story as yesterday) collin morikawa is mentally unbreakable & battled back for a 67 & is now tied for 23rd

driving the ball much more accurately (hit 10 of 13 fairways today vs 4 of 13 fairways yesterday) set max homa up for a bogey/drama free 66 & the poopy diaper dad of the year is tied for 45th

.@ByeongHunAn firing at flags 🎯#GenesisChampionship pic.twitter.com/Dc2qOsWNtl

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) October 25, 2024

2024 dp tour tournament in south korea: 2nd round update

driving the ball as far as anyone in the tournament & rolling the rock to 15 birdies in the first 2 rounds, ben an shot a 66 & is leading the field at 11 under par which is 2 strokes ahead of the field heading into the weekend

Leading on home soil 🇰🇷@ByeongHunAn cards rounds of 67-66 to take control in Incheon. #GenesisChampionship pic.twitter.com/2ibQODIUSM

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) October 25, 2024

ben is the best player in professional golf that casual fans don't got name recognition yet but that's changing & a victory this week would move an into the world top 25 rankings

https://instagr.am/p/CxRVdYQPFNO
woo hoo, taylor is flying from nyc to the desert so she can travel with me to this year's BIG GAME, tay wants to join me in STORMIN THE FIELD if we beat stanford at memorial stadium which honestly would be the best possible b-day present for those born under scorpio skies

https://instagr.am/p/DBcQn0uNrPh


this **** is getting live (just ask sexxy red, she knows drake is a loser)!!#

update: just passed the flying beaver convenience store/truck stop in coos bay

no buc-ee's in the northwest#

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if u do only 1 thing today, watch nyan's VIOLENT BLOCKS at the 3:30 (against texas, maybe shocky's favorite play in the history of cal football) & 5:00 marks in this video

burl & mike, this needs to become the gold standard for **** u up BLOCKING in ur rooms, rite?...r u starting ur game film reviews with pretty azz catches or props for game winning BLOCKS?...r u developing a room of apex predators on the football field?...have u made it clear to ur highly competitive room that future playing time will be contingent on VIOLENT downfield blocking?...why does ur head coach never mention BLOCKING in his blah blah blah press conferences?

BLOCKING wins football games & gets u PAID in the nfl#

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cal's monster class OFFICIAL message to cal's wide receiver & tight end rooms:

do u block with the same ******* violent malevolent INTENSITY of nyan boateng (legendary cutback blocks on javid's 1000+ yards on PITCHOUTS, later went to prison for running an identity theft ring in nyc)??

not gonna lie, almost all of u (with maybe the exception of jeffrey johnson) BLOCK like candy azz soft incels which is an absolute embrazzment to the courageous (unlike u) navy seals of the united states of america armed forces services that risk their lives daily while u guys play friday nite video games at the claremont while ordering room service

do u even realize that when the oregon state beavers see u during pregame warm ups that they r just laughing among themselves?...u r the worst BLOCKINGS rooms in collegiate football & maybe even any level of football on planet earth

prove shocky wrong tomorrow, ******* hit someone for a ******* change, got it?

light somebody up

r u man on fire??#

Shocky, this season has been painful

https://instagr.am/p/CsukIi2tyZo
oskiswrstesdontgettrim, wut really, didn't notice that??

https://instagr.am/p/C1iE5XJPfsb

cal's monster class OFFICIAL world news:



question: wut is one of the biggest challenge facing planet earth??

answer: there are NOT enuf cal, stanford & ivy league grads to go around for all the curvy brunette yoga females (particularly those with PONYTAILS) from academically mediocre schools (like the university of ibiza) that wanna date & marry them when they enter the REAL WORLD that unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth & that discards low gpa ex-football players to their mom's basement at age 30 tryna to get on with restoration hardware's loading dock team & delivering uber eats

https://instagr.am/p/BVIaCchDO8G
in fact noted biscayne bay high school valedictorian & current haas biz ad student fernando mendoza recently wrote a well researched 37 page thesis re: this critical supply chain issue with the startling conclusionary recommendation that academically mediocre schools like unlv, oregon & georgia should be admitted to the ivy league to increase the surplus of cal, stanford & ivy league grads!!

wut the ****, nando??

that's just crazy azz talk...

https://instagr.am/p/DBexEJjP-a9
reality is ******* overrated (but PITCHOUTS r not)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university (on planet earth including a street corner in winslow arizona)

business trip for the Beavs 📈 pic.twitter.com/LxdktKP0X9

— Oregon State Football (@BeaverFootball) October 25, 2024

oregon state football travel update:

beavers head coach trent bray is tryna maximize his team's exposure/experiences to new adventures in life so he's taking his team to multiple bay area landmarks that don't exist in corvallis such as top dog, muir woods, fisherman's wharf, the golden gate bridge & shocky's future t-rex yoga studio in yountville next door to bouchon bakery

but the locale that most confused his team wuz moffett library, the beavs wuz confounded by this weird facility so coach brought up his academic team leaders (every player that had a 3.2+ gpa in high school) & both of them slowly explained to their teammates that libraries are where really ******* smart people read books & ****

yeah it's a great day for the oregon state football program in the bay area!!

A favorite sign from GameDay: pic.twitter.com/YvMZWuWlJb

— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) October 5, 2024

wut's ur gpa??

Ready to rep the Bay Area 🍿#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/UGRyrDEagv

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) October 26, 2024

@BeaverFootball You can't kill us.
Enter Memorial Stadium at your peril
You've been warned 👻@CalFootball @theACC #Calgorithm #GoBears 🐻 pic.twitter.com/erdNUiyBPu

— hoopdreams 🐻💙💛 (@hoopdreams1000) October 24, 2024

We know who @MaxHoma will be rooting for in the #WorldSeries! https://t.co/ds8M8RQUeP pic.twitter.com/k6jzPjLKVu

— PGA TOUR (@PGATOUR) October 25, 2024

2024 zozo pga tournament in japan: 3rd round update

continued straighter driving (9 outta 13 fairways) resulted in more greens in regulation (14 outta 18 greens) as dodger faithful max homa shot another strong round 67 & is tied for 39th

sailing along at 3 under par & back in the tournament collin morikawa smoked his gap wedge over the par 5 14th green, got too cute on 2 delicate severely downhill flop shots, made double bogey & then kinda staggered home (slammed his sand wedge running a little hot under the collar after flubbing a bunker shot on the par 3 16th hole) for a 70 & is tied for 39th

it's possible our 2 californa golden bears will be paired tomorrow in what will be their final official pga rounds of the 2024 season (tiger's tournament in the bahamas in early december is a limited size field with only the world top 20 players) & fully expect both of them to be very loose with nothing to lose in potentially putting up a smokeshow finale

dom arigato

Tom Kim finishes with an eagle to take the lead 🙌#GenesisChampionship pic.twitter.com/DOKKNQa1g4

— DP World Tour (@DPWorldTour) October 26, 2024

2024 dp tour tournament leaderboard in south korea: 3rd round update

despite a round with his balky long putter ben an had a tap in birdie on the watery par 5 18th hole en route to a 71 & is tied for 1st heading into tomorrow's final round at 12 under par (they are playing winter rules with the oddly poor course conditioning with divots everywhere)

ben will playing with co-leader & fellow south korean tom kim (who finished with a spectacular eagle 3) in what will be the perfect storyline for the tournament officials with its 2 top korean stars in the final group...an last won a couple of years ago on the dp tour at wentworth west in surrey england, a victory would set him up for a dominating 2025 season as cal golf continues to make its mark on a worldwide stage

https://instagr.am/p/B5JX75LF9D8


WAKE THE **** UP @ THE CLAREMONT (r u gonna be the prey or the predator at 1:00 pm??)#

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^ will flip to low academics/high underage drinking arizona

gotta respect that decision, dude is a ******* clownshow

bear down (living in moms basement at age 30 after earning a worthless degree going to aa meetings)#

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COMITTED!!! 🐻⬇️ #BearDown #BTFD @CoachBrennan @CoachGonz @ArizonaFBall @BarstoolArizona @Gaizka_UofA @jasonscheer @MichaelJLev @JustinESports pic.twitter.com/0Il0i143xo

— Carter Jones (@carterjones07) October 25, 2024

somebody got trim on their official visit to pool party tuscon (shocky's future pool cleaning guy in north scottsdale)#

^ carter jones=already a clownshow dumb **** who can't SPELLL "committed"

carter, look my doggy dogs r gonna luv u when u turn 30 but don't **** up the klorine levels in shocky's pool, got it?

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dear coach bloesch,

how r u?

i am fine

this really isn't that complicated, would you plz dial up some PITCHOUTS against oregon state next saturday??

PITCHOUTS r the quickest way to get the ball to ur rbs on the edges in wide open space...and let's be real here, outside edge defenders cannot run with jaydn & THE JET!!!! on PITCHOUTS just like inside linebackers cannot run with jack endries & corey dyches on interior streak patterns, got it?

thank you in advance for ur support of the california golden bear touchdown celebrations in the pumpkin patch end zones at memorial stadium

best regards,

shocky

https://instagr.am/p/DBW-VJGJekW

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former starting o-lineman addison ooms dad has posted on the monster that his son addy used to lobby billy m to dial up PITCHOUTS but guess who is greatest proponent of PITCHOUTS in berkeley??

yeah that would be former bears running back coach ron gould who developed marshawn lynch, javid best, justin forsett, jj arrington, etc...while at cal gould sent 10 (TEN) runnings backs to the NATIONAL FOOTBALL LEAGUE, he got his guys PAID!!
https://www.davisenterprise.com/sports/stanford-hires-gould-as-running-backs-coach/article_27eea617-21c6-547c-baa1-c6f690377ffd.html

ron once tole me (in addition that nobody in his rb room would evah see the field until they could bench press 350 lbs to assure pass pro strength) that the PITCHOUT is the most exciting play in football not only for the tailback who gets to dial up their creativity but also for the offensive lineman that get to pull like their hair is on fire & also for the wideout who gets to deliver a violent crackback BLOCK on the edge defender...almost half of javid's billion rushing yards wuz on PITCHOUTS



unfortunately wilcox, bloesch, gilbert, thompson, toler & saffell got NO track record of putting running backs into the NFL, in fact mike said earlier this season he don't care about stats (i.e. promoting his players)...so we got jaydn ott averaging 2.9 yards per rush despite the fact that espn projected him as the #1 running back to be selected in the 2025 nfl draft...that is COACHING MALPRACTICE

these bears coaches are 100% RESPONSIBLE for the dangerous playcalling which runs our student athletes intentionally into telephone poles which is not only causing serious injuries (shocky thought javian wuz dead last year after my 165 lb bro wuz put in harm's way against washington in one of the dumbest play calls in the history of cal football) but also costing them millions of dollars

when if evah will the cal tailbacks once again be OFF TO THE ******* RACES??

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Nothing like Reece singing OTT-TO-GO on Saturday morning on national TV!!! pic.twitter.com/n1wp4u3cLh

— OskiFan (@OskiHoya3) October 26, 2024

cal's monster class OFFICIAL question of the day:

will the FAILING offensive staff of wilcox, gilbert, thompson, toler & saffell demand from bloesch that he dial up PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space this afternoon at memorial stadium to jaydn to not only protect him further intentional INJURIES but also stop costing him MILLIONS OF ******* DOLLARS in the 2025 national football league draft??

Ready to rep the Bay Area 🍿#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/UGRyrDEagv

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) October 26, 2024

THE JET!!!! is a killah mamushi & a star star star star star star

if the FAILING cal offensive staff decides to stubbornly continue to INJURE the bears running backs with recklessly dangerous playcalling (zero PITCHOUTS) then this will result in another anemic run game performance in a close loss to oregon state & a beet red faced stroking out wilcox saying in the postgame presser again that the team "just gotta execute better"

is this cal offensive staff moving into MARK FOX coaching malpractice territory??

the adaptive innovation or NOT will be revealed today at 1:00 pm

where's ron gould (a disciple like bruce snyder/jeff tedford of the john robinson heisman trophy/national championship school of usc student body PITCHOUTS to the far sides of the field & EPIC touchdown runs to the wildest depths of ur imagination??)#

Sources: Cal star tailback Jaydn Ott is expected to play against Oregon State today after missing two-straight games with a lower-body injury. He’s back near full-strength, similar to his status prior to the Miami game. Ott earned first-team All-Pac-12 last year. pic.twitter.com/7KbKtw8fQU

— Pete Thamel (@PeteThamel) October 26, 2024

Cal starting inside linebacker Cade Uluave confirmed out for today’s game with Oregon State. pic.twitter.com/IVnLTGHdtV

— Cal Rivals (@CalRivals) October 26, 2024

cal's s&c coach brian johnson needs to be replaced 5 minutes after the final football game this season

yeah he courageously beat a cancer scare but that don't change the fact that he's failing to develop/protect our student's athletes

shocky sent him an email a year ago inviting him to visit with jaylen brown & myself re: the value of yoga in withstanding violent collisions (the energy is dissipated from the point of contact throughout the body) thru greater quick twitch +1 athletic flexibility

johnson never responded to shocky's email

the high gpa inside backer duo of liam & hunter got shocky's 100% trust!!#

https://instagr.am/p/C_R4n-7g4-j
wake forest demon deacons 27
stanford cardinals 24

offensively wake's rb1 demond clairborne is a special talent rushing for 127 yards on 23 carries with the weird as **** mesh slo motion rpos which will require tremendous discipline, communication & ball vision by the cal d...demon deacons qb1 hank bachmeier completed 20 of 30 passes for 245 yards & even delivered a couple of hard-nosed blocks...stanford got no rushing game & qb1 ashton daniels is a below average d1 qb in every sense of the word other than his ability to scramble when the cards pass pro invariably breaks down

defensively wake's dbs play soft coverage, nando will have opportunities thru the air...linebacker branson combs got relentless pursuit of the ball...stanford's d also plays break don't break d schemes tho they also sacked bachmeier 5 times which will hopefully be a point of emphasis for the bears

yeah shocky is very excited about the next 2024 roadie on friday nite at 8:00 pm on november 8th in winston-salem (the cigarette headquarters of planet earth), r u gonna represent too??

https://instagr.am/p/DBmz7-dy02P
the GREATEST victory celebration chant in sports (this **** is gettin live)!!!!!!!!!#