cal's monster offensive line

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^ dumb azz scheduling move, these well attended (hundreds of fans for both programs) games should be played at a neutral site like the city park behind the winchester mystery house with 9:00 am kickoffs in order to not conflict with the silicon valley 8-9 years old girls playoffs schedule or something

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this is stanford football#



Can I say, , "well played"! Bahahahahaha
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This is based on absolutely zero insider information, but I think Bloesch might be a candidate for the Rice HC Job.

- Extensive ties to Texas
- Offensive Coordinator experience that runs a spread
- Has coached and recruited for a school with a high academic prestige (which matters for schools like Rice)

Of course his record as an OC leaves a lot to be desired but without knowing how much money Rice has to get a new staff he might be a cheapish hire.
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Joegeo said:

This is based on absolutely zero insider information, but I think Bloesch might be a candidate for the Rice HC Job.

- Extensive ties to Texas
- Offensive Coordinator experience that runs a spread
- Has coached and recruited for a school with a high academic prestige (which matters for schools like Rice)

Of course his record as an OC leaves a lot to be desired but without knowing how much money Rice has to get a new staff he might be a cheapish hire.


I would be pleasantly surprised and happy for him if true.
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Originally thought Spencer might need to grab another P out of the portal. Surely NIL funds were available, and there were several ex-caligirls that may just have gotten tired of that SE heat an humidity that fitted the profile of a 120 IP inning eater we needed to replace RR. Reimers looks like the expected ace, and hopefully DeNava fills the bill as #2 in the rotation. I think CS saw something in McDade and Orange that forstalled picking up another NIL arm, thereby saving those NIL funds for later.
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ccajon, randi roelling transferred to georgia due to personality conflicts & nil dollars, would be surprised if cal softball got a nil warchest at this time (there is zero upside to saving nil funds for the future)...agreed that true freshman miranda de nava emerging this season would be a huge plus for the program, it's much more likely that experienced stinson beach high school grad annabel teperson locks down the 4th pitching slot...pitching will determine the fate of the 2025 california golden bears, they will likely lead the acc in runs scored...the uc system board of regents will vote on certification of the eiq report & project approval of the long delayed softball renovation project at the november board meeting

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cal's monster class how full of **** is knowlton??

despite repeatedly lying to alums, students (eastcoastie & players) & even coach madsen the knowlton pipe dream $150,000,000 3 story basketball practice facility for multiple sports isn't even listed on the current listing of campus capital projects
https://capitalstrategies.berkeley.edu/capital-projects/design-planning
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joego, that's an interesting premise re: the rice football head coaching position which opened up yesterday when the new athletic director in conjunction with the new university president fired mike bloomgren

it's interesting to note that the interim head coach is pete alamar & that the offensive coordinator/qb coach is marques tuiasosopo & his qb quality analyst is zach werlinger

the rice head coach job pays in the high 900s which is higher but not significantly more than coach bloesch's current salary as offensive coordinator/offensive line coach...it's very difficult to win at rice because of the academic gpa requirements particularly when competing in the aac with very low gpa schools other than tulane

it would be a critical blow for cal's monster offensive line (which is the most time consuming room for player development) as coach bloesch is exceptional in this regards

my take is that rice will either hire a proven head coach or a young aggressive coordinator with a heavy recruiting track record in texas

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3.75 gpa (not as high as princess courtney's glimmering 4.2 gpa, clean up in aisle 7) lefty from ewa beach 100% focused on winning a hawaii state championship with his brahs in this moment of love#



won't stop til it's over#
cal's monster class OFFICIAL jaron keawe sagapolutele recruiting update:

jks spent the majority of his time on his official visit to oregon this weekend with fellow hawaiian southpaw ducks qb1 dillon gabriel who explained how the program stacks qbs & that u gotta be ready when (and if) ur opportunity ever arises...there wuz little to none information provided re: the value of an oregon degree

next up for sagapolutele is an official visit to georgia on november 16th for the bulldogs game against tennessee, this will be a highly structured/scripted 48 hours as the dogs staff works to ensure that the deep south's not so subtle racism isn't evident to jaron & his family

the cal staff is working to get jaron to visit again the world's #1 ranked public university in the world for an unofficial visit when they play also academically elite stanford in the big game at memorial stadium on november 23rd

the 3.75 gpa hard working true student athlete is a december graduate from high school & will be enrolling in college in january of 2025 in order to compete in spring ball
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89Bear said:

Shocky, I seem to remember you crying and crying about scheduling OSU.
Dumb azz!
He just wanted to have a chance to talk about Beavers, because of how it fits the themes here...
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3.75 gpa (not as high as princess courtney's glimmering 4.2 gpa, clean up in aisle 7) lefty from ewa beach 100% focused on winning a hawaii state championship with his brahs in this moment of love#



won't stop til it's over#
cal's monster class OFFICIAL jaron keawe sagapolutele recruiting update:

jks spent the majority of his time on his official visit to oregon this weekend with fellow hawaiian southpaw ducks qb1 dillon gabriel who explained how the program stacks qbs & that u gotta be ready when (and if) ur opportunity ever arises...there wuz little to none information provided re: the value of an oregon degree

next up for sagapolutele is an official visit to georgia on november 16th for the bulldogs game against tennessee, this will be a highly structured/scripted 48 hours as the dogs staff works to ensure that the deep south's not so subtle racism isn't evident to jaron & his family

the cal staff is working to get jaron to visit again the world's #1 ranked public university in the world for an unofficial visit when they play also academically elite stanford in the big game at memorial stadium on november 23rd

the 3.75 gpa hard working true student athlete is a december graduate from high school & will be enrolling in college in january of 2025 in order to compete in spring ball

OH, you are going to call out racism in the South, but will suck off anyone who pulls their pants down at Augusta National???!
Come on...you want to talk about reasons not to go to UGA, fine, but sit out the racism discussion, okay?
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fun fact: 95% of the members at augusta national do not consider anywhere in the deep south their primary home, they fly in/out on private planes & are transported from the regional airport in blacked out escalades (with bulletproof glass) by armed drivers in suits to the cabins on the premises & seldom leave the property

fun fact deux: if jaron & the sagapolutele family went off script while in athens & took off their dawgs official visitors credentials and visited a coffee shop, a car repair business & a gun store to check out the true feelings of the locals this recruitment would be over in 15 minutes

fun fact deux iii: author greg iles is an email buddy of shocky thru the years

the deep south (the birthplace of the klu klux klan) with its subtle & overt racism is the most uninhabitable region of the united states of america for non white azz folks & honestly it's not even close

mb, r u a white guy??

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mbBear said:

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3.75 gpa (not as high as princess courtney's glimmering 4.2 gpa, clean up in aisle 7) lefty from ewa beach 100% focused on winning a hawaii state championship with his brahs in this moment of love#



won't stop til it's over#
cal's monster class OFFICIAL jaron keawe sagapolutele recruiting update:

jks spent the majority of his time on his official visit to oregon this weekend with fellow hawaiian southpaw ducks qb1 dillon gabriel who explained how the program stacks qbs & that u gotta be ready when (and if) ur opportunity ever arises...there wuz little to none information provided re: the value of an oregon degree

next up for sagapolutele is an official visit to georgia on november 16th for the bulldogs game against tennessee, this will be a highly structured/scripted 48 hours as the dogs staff works to ensure that the deep south's not so subtle racism isn't evident to jaron & his family

the cal staff is working to get jaron to visit again the world's #1 ranked public university in the world for an unofficial visit when they play also academically elite stanford in the big game at memorial stadium on november 23rd

the 3.75 gpa hard working true student athlete is a december graduate from high school & will be enrolling in college in january of 2025 in order to compete in spring ball

OH, you are going to call out racism in the South, but will suck off anyone who pulls their pants down at Augusta National???!
Come on...you want to talk about reasons not to go to UGA, fine, but sit out the racism discussion, okay?

I don't mind pointing out the Bay Area and Berkeley is place that generally embraces diversity, equity and inclusion more than the Deep South does and that a Samoan player from Ewa Beach might find it more comfortable here, but it is hypocritical to assert someone in the AD is incompetent because she is Black ("DEI") in the very same thread. That is a racist trope. It is disturbing that we have people in our AD that subscribe to it.

Knowlton is capable of hiring incompetent people of any race or ethnicity because he himself is incompetent. What experience did he have in marketing in the Army? Or even in his 3 years at the Air Force Academy. It is no surprise he wouldn't know how to hire a good marketing director. Do you really have any faith that if the marketing director Knowlton hired were a white male he would would be competent? Or more likely just another worthless bureaucrat like himself? Again, Knowlton is proof incompetence comes in all shapes, sizes and colors.

We have many highly competent alums with high level experience and achievement in sports management and marketing who understand Cal and the Bay Area market and no surprise, they are an incredibly diverse group. Diversity is part of our excellence, not a detriment to it.
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sweet home alabama: the following is a loose transcript of a conversation last month between shocky & slim wadie on their drive on some deep south backroads somewhere between coore & crenshaw's wicker point on lake martin on the way to shoal creek outside of birmingham

shocky: let's get some waters, ok, the waterboy sez we gotta stay hydrated, is there a buc-ee's around here?

slim wadie (doing the driving as usual): that's not gonna happen in the middle of nowhere, let's pull up here

rental car pulls up to an off brand gas station which is situated on dirt, there are 5 guys who look an awful lot like the guy in the above foto sitting in chairs in front of the station doing absolutely nothing but staring at us...ruh roh

slim wadie: schulzie, the water is on me this time, stay in the ******* car, seriously

shocky (getting kinda nervous, he saw the movie deliverance back in the day): whatever

slim wadie (who kinda looks like former vp mike pence/lance cooper, getting out the car waving at the guys on the porch): hey guys, how y'all doing this fine day??

5 guys (saying something back to him which is unintelligible): *%$# * #$@& *@#

slim wadie (throwing me a water bottle 2 minutes later & gunning the motor): guess what big guy, they are all out of your 32 oz green drinks!!



shocky is NOT moving to the deep south & joining a yoga studio#
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tofi boyz=john jr (2025 edge defender cal commit) & tommy (2026 key cal offensive lineman high priority prospect)

the university of california, berkeley=the #1 ranked public university on planet earth (and only a short drive across the bridge to berkeley from san francisco on fall gamedays for the fam)
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fun fact: 95% of the members at augusta national do not consider anywhere in the deep south their primary home, they fly in/out on private planes & are transported from the regional airport in blacked out escalades (with bulletproof glass) by armed drivers in suits to the cabins on the premises & seldom leave the property

fun fact deux: if jaron & the sagapolutele family went off script while in athens & took off their dawgs official visitors credentials and visited a coffee shop, a car repair business & a gun store to check out the true feelings of the locals this recruitment would be over in 15 minutes

fun fact deux iii: author greg iles is an email buddy of shocky thru the years

the deep south (the birthplace of the klu klux klan) with its subtle & overt racism is the most uninhabitable region of the united states of america for non white azz folks & honestly it's not even close

mb, r u a white guy??

https://instagr.am/p/C7rJmB1ufmr

Fun fact: i met racist members of Augusta back in the day...
"Not even close": maybe you need to spend some time talking to African American mayors of a few
Southern cities....then have someone educate you on what it meant to be a "Southie" in Boston...or do you want to talk about the KKK in Indiana, post WWI?

So, is answering about my gender and race
a qualification for posting on "your thread"? I thought you don't judge...

Did you confer with the 2 Georgia Senators before you posted your reply?
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mb, shocky would to believe that we live in a world where's there much more good than bad & that all them curvy brunette yoga females got smokeshow PONYTAILS plus coach bloesch is gonna finally dial up PITCHOUTS on the edges in open space for jaydn & THE JET!!!! on friday nite november 8th against wake forest!!

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2024 collegiate tournament at the st lucia preserve: 1st & 2nd round update

as a direct result of an EVIL AS **** golf cart ruining the vibe the cal men's golf team played terribly (a 76 & three 77s among the 6 bears) in the 1st round beating only 1 team in the field (the cal poly b aka junior varsity squad) before playing significantly better in the 2nd round (5 bears currently under par with individual scoring sihao cong 3 under par including an eagle on the par 5 17th hole, all 6 bears birdied the 528 yard par 5 8th hole) before darkness suspended play with the bears buried in 8th place 24 strokes behind san diego state

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golf carts r for losers#
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tcu linebacker snap counts & pff grades for last saturday:

devean deal 87 snaps (77.8 pff grade)
namdi obiazor 85 (65.1)
johnny hodges 75 (72.5)
kaleb elarms-orr 13 (59.5, a liability in pass coverage, lacks SPEED)
marcel brooks 11 (53.8)
terrence cooks jr 3 (60.5)
hudson hooper 1 (60.9)

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j michael sturdivant career receiving statistics:

2022 at cal: 65 receptions for 755 yards & 7 touchdowns
2023 at ucla: 36 receptions for 597 yards & 4 touchdowns
2024 at ucla: 12 receptions for 169 yards & 1 touchdown (can't create separation, lacks SPEED)

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no berkeley degree, future valet at chateau marmont (when shocky rolls up with benji)#
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Shocky1 said:

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j michael sturdivant career receiving statistics:

2022 at cal: 65 receptions for 755 yards & 7 touchdowns
2023 at ucla: 36 receptions for 597 yards & 4 touchdowns
2024 at ucla: 12 receptions for 169 yards & 1 touchdown (can't create separation, lacks SPEED)

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no berkeley degree, future valet at chateau marmont (when shocky rolls up with benji)#
Chateau is one of my favorite spots in LA. Classic Old Hollywood. The patio dining area is amazing provided the weather's okay. One of the best date spots in the city.
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sweet home alabama: the following is a loose transcript of a conversation last month between shocky & slim wadie on their drive on some deep south backroads somewhere between coore & crenshaw's wicker point on lake martin on the way to shoal creek outside of birmingham

shocky: let's get some waters, ok, the waterboy sez we gotta stay hydrated, is there a buc-ee's around here?

slim wadie (doing the driving as usual): that's not gonna happen in the middle of nowhere, let's pull up here

rental car pulls up to an off brand gas station which is situated on dirt, there are 5 guys who look an awful lot like the guy in the above foto sitting in chairs in front of the station doing absolutely nothing but staring at us...ruh roh

slim wadie: schulzie, the water is on me this time, stay in the ******* car, seriously

shocky (getting kinda nervous, he saw the movie deliverance back in the day): whatever

slim wadie (who kinda looks like former vp mike pence/lance cooper, getting out the car waving at the guys on the porch): hey guys, how y'all doing this fine day??

5 guys (saying something back to him which is unintelligible): *%$# * #$@& *@#

slim wadie (throwing me a water bottle 2 minutes later & gunning the motor): guess what big guy, they are all out of your 32 oz green drinks!!



shocky is NOT moving to the deep south & joining a yoga studio# Sounds similar but different than buying a water in SF's Tenderloin, or taking a walk to Gleneagles (formerly McLaren Park) from Visitacion Valley. You ever done that? I have. I'm not moving to those places but I'd move back to SF...if I could afford it.

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jeremiah hunter career receiving statistics:

2021 at cal: 21 receptions for 388 yards & 1 touchdown
2022 at cal: 60 receptions for 965 yards & 5 touchdowns
2023 at cal: 62 receptions for 703 yards & 7 touchdowns
2024 at washington: 24 receptions for 297 yards & 1 touchdown (can't create separation, lacks speed)

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hollywood, assuming the chateau is on ur list, wut are ur top 3 dates spots in the city of angels?

would the polo lounge at the beverly hills hotel & the patio at nobu malibu make ur list??...the tiny intimate side bar at the rooosevelt is a hidden gem with its fresh fruit mixologist concoctions from the friendly bartender



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cal's 2025 BIG 3 tropical thunder#

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Shocky1 said:

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mb, shocky would to believe that we live in a world where's there much more good than bad & that all them curvy brunette yoga females got smokeshow PONYTAILS plus coach bloesch is gonna finally dial up PITCHOUTS on the edges in open space for jaydn & THE JET!!!! on friday nite november 8th against wake forest!!


Great song choice.
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no evil as **** golf cart jinx today (bears playing better)#
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nfl scouts have evaluated craig woodson as an elite physical ball tackler who can make plays behind the line of scrimmage in run support, this afternoon's interception also validates that the team leader/high character true student athlete can also make plays in closing on the ball in coverage (something he struggled with last season)

nfl scouts have evaluated e-40 as creative with the lyrics but concerned that he don't buy skinny jeans like shocky at rag n bone on melrose

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cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE footage of the team's current 3rd round at the preserve


could the bears beat sonoma state's jv team??#
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2024 collegiate tournament at the st lucia preserve: 3rd round update

the good: ZERO california golden bears wuz injured today in evil golf cart pileups!!

the bad: the bears finished 10th (only ahead of cal poly & the cal poly b team) in a candy azz soft field & the 6 bears played the longer back nine in the final round 23 over par


the ugly: shocky still got 4 years of eligibility preserved from his haas biz ad days & coach wilson is gonna roll him out as the #1 player when the team returns to tournament action in late january




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OFFICIAL cal's monster class EXCLUSIVE annoucement:

don't tell nobody but sexyy red is gonna travel with the cal football team to winston-salem for the friday nite november 8th 8:00 pm acc battle with wake forest and if a couple of berkeley guidelines pertaining to student conduct can be overlooked sexyy would like to room with a couple of cal's monster offensive linemen!!!!!



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SPECIAL one time cal's monster class offer:

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the next 2025 commitment to berkeley can either have a signed selfie with either leidy & her kinda high gpa friends or the school's new mascot buc-ee, u get to decide, wowza!!



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2025 cal's monster class (14 strong now): whose next???

3.8 gpa 6'5" 210 lbs fast emerging apex predator edge defender john tofi jr from archbishop riordan high school in sf got tremendous upside with his basketball developed quick twitch +1 athleticism


4.0 gpa 6' 195 lbs game changing safety aiden manutai from powerhouse kahuku high school is an integral part of the BIG 3 2025 hawaii to berkeley pipeline, brah got closing SPEED, ball awareness & hits like a bad azz


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs ELITE quarterback jaron keawe sagapolutele from campbell high school in ewa beach hawaii got "the strongest arm in the country, throws the tightest ball in this year's class"


4.41 gpa (will major in computer science) 5'11" 170 lbs safety tre' harrison from junipero serra high school got isaiah crosby size & elite closing SPEED that the takers staff is prioritizing to successfully defend modern spread offenses


3.7 gpa 6'6" 305 lbs offensive lineman mike klisiewicz from liberty high school in brentwood got the elite height, weight & high gpa as coach bloesch (the bears best coach) continues to 100% upgrade the o-line room


3.25 gpa 6'4" 225 lbs tight end jacob houseworth from fortuna union high school gotta chip on his shoulder & is nasty azz physical blocking & running with the ball in a jack colletto jack of all trades kinda way


3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs corner/nickel back jae'on young from sierra canyon high school got world class SPEED, the early enrollee will be competing in 2025 spring ball as multiple takers graduate/pursue nfl opportunities


3.2 gpa 6'2" 250 lbs lebron williams from kahuku high school rolls as an active high energy defensive lineman that got the skillset necessary to play in coach browning's new more attacking/disruptive scheme


4.2 gpa 6'3" 205 lbs all state linebacker beckham barney is a sideline to sideline tackling machine from mountain view high school in mesa with a high football iq that gotta lotta academic ambition


3.9 gpa 6'1" 190 lbs running back anthony league from millikan high school in long beach gotta opportunity to carry the rock after all american jaydn ott declares for the 2025 draft


3.7 gpa 6'3" 255 lbs alpa predator edge defender ikechukwu okafor at alief hastings high school in houston is yet another future university of calveston grad...SPEED, strength & intelligence


3.2 gpa 6'3" 300 lbs ben howard a high school tackle at lehi high school (utah) but projects as an interior trench worker at cal...got mobility/quick twitch movements & finishes with a violent nasty azz non stop motor


3.75 gpa 6'3" 210 lbs hybrid wideout/tight end meyer swinney from interlachen high school is gonna be the 2nd fam member to earn a degree from the #1 ranked public university in the world...nightmare mismatch for smaller dbs
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3.4 gpa 5'11" 170 lockdown cornerback kaden cook from round rock (near austin), texas...kaden is gonna be yet another university of calveston grad whose fam & friends will show out for our upcoming acc rivalry with smu



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