yeah the san diego state aztecs (3-5) are not a very good football team but shocky is very excited that he cleared/survived the sdsu stringent admissions process (his $500 tuition deposit check didn't bounce) for their 2025 summertime dual major post grad degree in legoland architecture & gaslamp quarters culinary studies...shocky is torn between getting a condo in la jolla or national city, it's a pluses and minuses kinda thing or something
cal's monster class message to wilcox, bloesch & thompson:
this is wut the utilization (and threat) of PITCHOUTS looks like against the bears next home game opponent syracuse on gamedays, got it?
intentionally/dangerously running into telephone poles is for dumb *****, r u a dumb ****?
the above is NOT a rhetorical question after jaydn ott's 11 rushes for 10 yards against an injury decimated mid major defense so seriously, r u a dumb ****?
run game INNOVATION (wins football games/heisman trophies)#
cal's monster class message to wilcox, bloesch & thompson:
this is wut the utilization (and threat) of PITCHOUTS looks like against the bears next home game opponent syracuse on gamedays, got it?
intentionally/dangerously running into telephone poles is for dumb *****, r u a dumb ****?
the above is NOT a rhetorical question after jaydn ott's 11 rushes for 10 yards against an injury decimated mid major defense so seriously, r u a dumb ****?
run game INNOVATION (wins football games/heisman trophies)#
Ah...this is what you mean by pitchouts. Imagination. There is a lot going on with this play. I'm definitely for this given our blocking and speed.
yeah them weather channel unbeaten miami hurricanes (9-0) got tested by them high gpa dukies but with that being said them even higher gpa california golden bears gifted them a victory on gameday but that's life, time to move on in berkeley & south beach
offensively the last 2 games have revealed that the best way to defend the orange's high percentage short yardage passing game is to press with covers/jump routes & force gamer qb1 kyle mccord to take shots downfield in a vertical passing attack where he struggles with accuracy/interceptions...the TAKERS sure handed tackling could be the deciding factor in this game
https://instagr.am/p/C0KJOOHKdGf dumb azz 15 yard automatic 1st down taunting personal foul by femi oladejo keeps a nebraska drive alive after a 4th down stop which eventually results in a touchdown
future 1-2 standout valet team with j-mike at chateau marmont#
yeah the auburn tigers (3-6) got 100,000+ fans on gamedays, a lotta them r big fans of the waffle houses on every dirt corner in the deep south in the land that faulkner wanted to forget about in the lightning streaked fall evenings of unimaginable horrors while the local judge got bloodstains on his hands near the murky swamps of ravenous insects singing eternal songs of sadness in a place that time forgot
ok, this joke is actually a lot more funny (and logical) if longwell don't run off mateen (12 of 14 on field goals this season, one miss 40+ yards & the other miss 50+ yards) & cal beats florida state (1-8)
yeah it's kinda mind boggling to think that a low gpa skool with a lousy azz football program thinks there are gonna be any conference invitations forthcoming in the future other than the taladega intercostal trade school conference (titsc) or maybe the truck stop big 12 conference
offensively the pony's offensive coordinator exposed pitt's slow as **** linebackers/safeties in pass coverage (jack endries wuz open all afternoon at acrisure stadium) as qb1 kevin jennings passed for 306 yards on 75% completions & zero interceptions and rb1 brashard smith rushed for 161 yards with a 7 yard average...no smu didn't intentionally waste a dozen plus plays with predictable running their rbs into telephone poles for 1-2 yard gains but instead spread out the pitt d creating gaps for their playmakers to work in space
defensively the mustangs continue to improve/develop as the season plays out, cal gotta better d than smu by a significant margin...the ponys dbs are nothing special & got beat for 350 yards in the air by pitt's qb1 & qb2
coach bloesch needs to continue work on the silent snap counts not only for next week's game in winston-salem but also the guaranteed to be insane energy season finale with potential acc championship implications on saturday november 30th in highland park
wake forest game week: shocky is recognizing/celebrating his only true living idol & fellow north scottsdale resident bill coore (proud wf grad, the monet/renoir of golf course architecture) who back in the day walked with his golf bag over his shoulder from campus thru the woods to the magnificent nearby old town club (bill played on the wake golf team, c&c's renovation of the maxwell design is authentically flawless)...shocky is gonna tryna find that walking trail this friday prior to the 8:00 pm kick off & retrace those magical steps of his idol
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cal's 2024 defense is ELITE, the front 7 are run stoppers (unless they are too gassed in the 4th quarter to chase down qbs no more, hunter & liam need 1st half snaps at inside backer) & the TAKERS are arguably the best defensive backfield in college football with a legacy of grads getting PAID in the national ******* football league
coach sirmon gotta dial up HAVOC against hank b this friday nite!!
black lung smokeout in winston-salem (ponytails/doggy dogs that kiss on the mouth/bad judgment r triggering)#
cal's monster class OFFICIAL editorial re: the bears next football head coach
how cal can learn from asu (beyond on how to become a curvy brunette yoga female azz stripper that's wearing zimmerman):
picked to finish last in the big 12 this season asu is arguably the biggest SURPRISE team on planet earth & after decisively thumping oklahoma state 44-21 yesterday on the road is now 6-2 & bowl eligible with program energy/tix sales exploding!!
34 year old kyle dillingham is a valley of the sun native & graduated from asu in 2012, a decade later he wuz hired as the head coach at age 32
asu's biggest football donor/a golf buddy of shocky, mr silvefleaf sun angel tole me this afternoon while walking our doggy dogs up the mountain in a refreshing lite rain that in this nil era that recruiting/player retention & player buy in to offensive/defensive schemes is best done by relatable young head coaches that are loved/respected by every player on the roster & that got true meaningful relationships with everybody on the roster, assistant coaches/staff, the students, the fanbase & the whale donors that are paying for the players every season...as a tempe alum dilly is considered to not likely take another head coaching job at another school, asu is boiling in his blood since his 1st sun devils game at age 6
fun fact: dilly says bad words just like shocky (our moms r not proud of that ****)!!
so the era of old white guys who are unrelatable is kinda over, football (and basketball) is gonna see younger & younger head coaches flourish kinda like berkeley grad dennis gates...dennis is a very close friend with my brah sir richard midgley & has tole me about his 15 minute telephonic dumb as **** interview with knowlton who asked multiple clueless questions when he wuz an assistant coach at florida state in prep work for march madness...let me be very clear about this, one of the most promising young head coaches in collegiate basketball thinks knowlton is a dumb **** as does jaylen brown, got it?
25 year old haas biz ad grad (the only player on cal's 2024 roster in the biz ad program is fernando mendoza) mike saffell is gonna be 29 years old when wilcox's contract runs out in 2028 (after the 2027 season) & he's already building support as the future head coach in waiting
it's gonna take a berkeley grad chancellor (also a haas biz ad major like shocky) like rich lyons to make the right moves to save cal's revenue sports which will include the promotion of berkeley grad andrew mcgraw to athletic director...it's passionate berkeley grads like the tireless/relentless kevin kennedy along with football whale donor lance cooper (there are 2 other seven digit football nil donors that are not in the jeans biz) working to construct the 2024 & 2025 rosters with ELITE athletes that also got academic ambition...there's no reason to subcontract the athletic department to berkeley grads (which will never get approved by the ncca or the uc system board of regents), it's already happening right NOW
yeah it's gonna take berkeley grads leading the way, retaining non berkeley grad ****tards like knowlton, markeisha & simon-o'neil is NOT the solution
mike saffell=future cal football head coach in training/waiting
demand the ball, michelle!!!! (berkeley's only +1 athletic basketball player)#
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for ELITE skateboarders)
michelle is interning with premium sales & sat with me for 10 minutes at the game, tole her she's my favorite women's basketball player of all time (along with gennifer brandon who she does not know) with her unreal +1 athleticism & mega watt smile
to reach her untapped potential michelle gotta stay outta foul trouble, tole her would like to see her not body up opponents 15+ feet from the basket but rather keep a foot or two of space that she can quickly close with her quick twitch reflexes
onyiah is in great physical shape for the 2024/2025 season & is a big fan of incoming froshie point guard zahra king from brooklyn who is a highlight reel with her east coast moves in the preseason practices
michelle in addition to being a skateboard junkie might be the smartest bear of them all with her current grad work studies in nuclear hydration bioscience of phosphate compounds or something
and yeah we both luv lindsay gottlieb & michelle confirmed that lindsay has inquired the last 2 offseasons about transferring to usc
michelle, tonite at 6:00 pm is the opening game tip off for ur 5th & final year of collegiate basketball, r u ready to roll?
u tole me something at the football game that wuz very disturbing, u said u think a lotta of ur foul problems r because the refs are treating u unfairly
michelle, in all honestly that is 100% NOT TRUE, there is not a single women's basketball ref on planet earth that got an agenda against u, got it?
no wonder u have led the nation in fouling out during ur career, blaming others (the refs) for ur dumb decisions is gonna lead to a **** situation again and again and again and again and again
r u tired of watching that movie??
ur my favorite basketball player (shocky got zero interest in the nba), michelle but plz don't be a dumb azz!!
shoes (and blaming other for our actions/not taking accountability) r for losers#
winston-salem weather forecast: coach bloesch needs to prepare his centers with wet ball snapping drills in addition to the silent snap count reps, it's college football in the fall baby!!
https://instagr.am/p/DB7D3KRA78x yeah shocky is packing his rain gear for north carolina later this week, the coore & crenshaw renovated old town is better than us open venue pinehurst #2
(left to right) lulu "let it fly" twidale, michelle "1 FOUL!!" onyiah, kayla "wheels" williams, marta "let it fly" suarez, ioanna "downtown" krimili & natalia "where's the artichokes?" ackerman
california golden bears 90 st marys gaels 58
key stat of the nite: 1 FOUL (and ZERO frustration with the refs) for michelle!!...and still playing paint shot altering d plus 4 blocked shots, 11 points on an efficient 4 of 7 field goals 3-4 free throws, 5 boards & 2 assists & only 2 turnovers
Michelle has now moved โฌ๏ธ to 7th place on Cal's all-time career blocks list ๐ pic.twitter.com/nfSjB1CimK
lulu's shooting stroke is money: 24 points on only 10 shots from the floor, my favorite australian along with lachlan wilson is a mamushi killah and a star star star star star star
tryna to replace leilani: kayla got 6 unselfish assists & plays d with a high motor but gotta pass on 3 pointers unless they're uncontested or in the last 5 seconds of the play clock
marta & ionna: proven leadership but gotta do a better job of moving the ball, their unique scoring skills are predictably explosive
depth: natalia is much more active than the back up bigs the last couple of years, the not so slo grad will be the 1st big off the bench & gabrielle abrigor with her quick twitch movements got tremendous upside...no clear 1st guard/wing off the bench yet
the ugly: 19 turnovers will lose a ****ton games in the acc, got clean that **** up in aisle 7
^ coach prime is an absolute piece of **** as a human being & his running off 90% of the student athletes in boulder says a lot about his values in life
california golden bears 86 cal state bakersfield roadrunners 73
let's be real here, last season's men's basketball team wuz ******* unwatchable with its collection of self entitled least likable team in the history of cal athletics that opted out of playing defense as they (and in several instances their little league dads) pursued their personal agendas
so coach madsen watched these guys scatter to the winds & has rebuilt the roster with high character guys that compete particularly on the defensive side of the ball...the bears will struggle to score points in the acc but it will be a 100% team effort on gamedays
shocky has watched more grand canyon than cal games in person the last couple of years so he's not surprised at all that oakland native (and a new dad) jovan blacksher jr is a high vision DOG!!...and if ur going to a rumble in the alley behind top dog u definitely want non stop motor physical rytis petraitis on ur side & he deserves more minutes...college basketball games r won by teams with difference makers that wuz mcdonalds all americans, high gpa stanford transfer andrej stojakovic can fill it up as a former micky d...bj omot & dj campbell play high tempo solid overall game within a team structure & gotta high upside their next 2 seasons as bears...and after multiple years of candy azz soft interior d mady sissoko is a physical force with the huge plus of not turning the ball over
the following is a reprint from cal's monster class back in the day:
visited this morning the recently opened nicklaus design group ferry point golf course just outside of nyc with panoramic views of the manhattan skyline
https://instagr.am/p/C7dS0GksHlA arrive from my upper east side central park hotel by cab at the clubhouse around 7:30 am to stretch & warm up at the practice facility
upon arrival the head golf professional tells me that ferry point's developer donald trump heard that as a golf digest & golf magazine rankings panelist that i had an 8:10 tee time and would i like to play with the donald at 8:20 am instead?
so i say sure, no big deal, let's do this
so we make the introductions on the practice green & the 1st thing i notice is that trump has the weirdest color hair ever (kinda yellow orange) & that he has total man boobs along with an oversized obnoxious red cap
i walk & carry my lightweight leather mackzenie bag while the donald drives a golf cart literally to within 6 inches of every green...just as annoyingly, we then proceed to play thru every group on the golf course in front of us (why does he do this, why not just take the 1st tee time?)...it's funny to watch people's reactions as he dictates the playing thru, some golfers are understandably agitated while others want a selfie with him on their phones, he very clearly enjoys all the drama he's created
so he tells us while we wait for the short par 4 8th green to clear that he thinks ferry point is one of the greatest golf courses in the united states (it isn't, there are at least a dozen courses on long island & the hamptons that are significantly better) & that he's qualified to make that statement because of his extensive travels around the globe playing golf, that nobody knows golf architecture better than him & that includes actual golf architects
so in front of his 2 buddies & his cart caddie i tell the donald that actually i'm one of the 13 guys (and the youngest) to have played the world top 100 courses & stare him down...total silence, one of his buddies who is the chairman of macys starts to laugh & donald play punches my shoulder kinda hard, he's been pwned...whatever
dude is an interesting guy but playing golf with him is not really a celebration of the game but more like riding a roller coaster
you're fired, shocky#
as a financial conservative (that believes in balanced fiscal budgets/discipline & the full funding of the police but that will never vote for election deniers) & social liberal (except transgender males tryna compete in women's sports & dei protections for failing employees) independent that strongly believes that all citizens of the united state of america should pick up litter, shocky can tell u that after spending 5+ hours (golf & lunch) with donald trump that he lacks empathy for others & that he's non intellectually curious in a self agenda driven feral kinda way
congratulations to markeisha & her hard working marketing team of non berkeley grads, general james arthur knowlton & the management of the bearinsider.com on last nite's men's basketball program's season opener attendance of 3,452
the stinson beach high school jv basketball attendance records are all within reach, keep up the great work markeisha
while the lyon sleeps on pride rock (ignoring the empty haas)#
๐จ BREAKING ๐จ We have an #OctoberSurprise. Learn who the Wake Forest Demon Deacon really is. Be smart with your vote - vote NO for DEMON DEACON this election.
despite his current unwarranted parole restrictions, sherlock is seriously considering storming the field at wake forest & tackling the demon deacon and arresting him on imminent domain federal charges!!
^ note to self: don't forget to bring enuf bail money or something on this roadie & remember tipping is appreciated but not required in mecklenburg county overnite lock up...do NOT show ur cellmates ur yoga headstand moves
if current 2025 cal commit 3.4 gpa 6' 165 lbs jae'on young can continue to put on muscular bulk without losing any SPEED, it's probable that the pic 6 ballhawk might earn a starting job with next season's defensive backfield being developed/coached up by coach watson & coach brown as multiple current TAKERS will be working to get PAID in the national football league after this december
