just ask stinson beach high school grad jared goff...
GOFF TO AMON-RA ON 4TH DOWN.
— NFL (@NFL) November 3, 2024
📺: #DETvsGB on FOX
📱: https://t.co/waVpO909ge pic.twitter.com/bM9SmdPW2G
GOFF TO AMON-RA ON 4TH DOWN.
— NFL (@NFL) November 3, 2024
📺: #DETvsGB on FOX
📱: https://t.co/waVpO909ge pic.twitter.com/bM9SmdPW2G
Inject all of this into my veins thanks pic.twitter.com/cBuSCDLAF4
— Thomas Dunn (@Thomasdunn24) November 28, 2024
wut up tiffs??Shocky1 said:Dear Shocky,Shocky1 said:
https://instagr.am/p/CcGZW-0pwes
Dear Shocky,
How are you?
I am fine.
As a former ELITE worldwide fashion model with multiple online degrees, I am very proud to let you know that I'm the new Chancellor at SMU!!!!!! It's true, I interview really well!!
I really think your writing is very witty ("don't be a dumb azz, it's better to palm a tight azz") plus we both love doggy dogs, would you be willing to accept an Adjunk Professorship of Literature in addition to starting up our new Yoga/Meditation Master's Program? Realize that you're not credentialed yet as a substitute yoga teacher at Modern Yoga but we can do a workaround on that minor issue.
Look, I realize you can play literally any golf course on Planet Earth with one phone call/email but would it help your decision making if I can arrange a FREE membership at Brook Hollow which has been faithfully restored by your favorite architects Coore & Crenshaw?
Shocky, working together we can make SMU GREAT AGAIN and in any case I'm looking forward to meeting you at your pregame FREE buffet at Buc-ee's on Saturday November 30th, is this a clothing optional event or not??
I will even confidentially whisper in your ear my GPA!!
Respectfully yours,
Tiffany Von Strudel the Third
SMU Chancellor
P.S. > Agreed that clothes r for losers!!!
How are you?
I am fine!!
Getting my nails done this morning at the Reverse Cowgirl Nail Saloon in Highland Park & thought you might be interested in my list of the TOP 3 people on planet earth that I would like to take a naked azz shower with in the very near future!!
1) Shocky, no big surprise there!!
2) Rickie Fowler, he don't gotta lotta STDS like DeChambo!!
3) George Bush, we need funding for a new Poli Sci building on campus.
See you Saturday morning at Buc-ee's, should I wear any underwear or NOT??
Hugs & kisses,
Tiffany Von Strudel the Third
SMU Chancellor
𝟭𝟮𝟳𝘁𝗵 𝗕𝗶𝗴 𝗚𝗮𝗺𝗲 𝗥𝗲𝗰𝗮𝗽 🎬#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/C1eXCa7l3B
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) November 27, 2024
Great recap, including ARod getting in front of the team and saying beat the Furd [yes, he said Furd] and you can come back in 20 years and do something special! Goose bumps.Shocky1 said:
MAJOR university of calveston annoucement: there will NO food/drink limit (basically unlimited doritos, slushees, slabs of chocolate fudge & bbq brisket sandwiches) at tomorrow morning's FREE all inclusive sponsored by shocky buffett at buc-ee per the acc's new associate commissioner of public relationships & her twin sister!!
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do u need premium 91 too??#
In honor of rivalry week and my appreciation for the #Calgorithm, there are many nicknames we could give to this weekend’s upcoming battle of social media powerhouses. I present to you my suggestion: pic.twitter.com/Es9b2aa90P
— TNT PONY 🚨🧨 (@TNT_Pony) November 27, 2024
Congratulations to Kahuku's Aiden Manutai, the 2024 #Cover2 Manti Te'o Award winner as Hawaii High School Football Defensive Player of the Year • For more of the #Cover2 Season XII Finale 👉🏽 https://t.co/yGTdA65YLj 🤙🏽 @ManutaiAiden @KahukuSports #Cover2 #HawaiiHSFB… pic.twitter.com/D8cC77GFNk
— Rob DeMello (@RobDeMelloKHON) November 29, 2024
Congratulations to Campbell's Jaron-Keawe Sagapolutele, the 2024 #Cover2 Marcus Mariota Award winner as Hawaii High School Football State Player of the Year • For full feature of presentation 👉🏽 @Mitch_Riberal + https://t.co/yGTdA65YLj 🤙🏽@JaronKeawe @SaberFootballHI #Cover2… pic.twitter.com/gZjyPrLuty
— Rob DeMello (@RobDeMelloKHON) November 29, 2024
there goes hankerson 🗣️🔥 @Hankk_22
— Oregon State Football (@BeaverFootball) November 29, 2024
📺: @CFBONFOX pic.twitter.com/0QCeurqzsH
Catch him if you can 💨
— Oregon State Football (@BeaverFootball) November 29, 2024
1000 rushing yards for @Hankk_22 this season 💥 pic.twitter.com/kGJpUjnTsf
san jose state spartans 34Shocky1 said:
dumb azz stanford scheduling move to play at san jose state, this highly anticipated (hundreds of fans for both programs) game should be played at a neutral site like the city park behind the winchester mystery house with a 9:00 am kickoff in order to not conflict with the silicon valley 8-9 years old girls playoffs schedule or something
https://instagr.am/p/C_d2SauJPdV
this is stanford football#
ROCKETTT😤@RocketRahimi #ThisIsSparta | #AllSpartans pic.twitter.com/KfCbGtOnoi
— San José State Football (@SanJoseStateFB) November 29, 2024
Ready to prove it 👊#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/Ia8Q09iRvP
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) November 30, 2024
Noicey Sports 2024 - NATIONAL JC DE/EDGE OF THE YEAR: ODERA OKAKA-San Mateo pic.twitter.com/p4TUsjcSrM
— Noicey Sports (@noiceysports) November 29, 2024
Shocky1 said:
real talk: utah is cold as ****, the offensive coordinator andy ludwig is being forced to step down, the utes play in the **** academics big 12 truck stop conference, flights from the west coast to salt lake city are expensive for the fam & nobody in corporate america is impressed when a resume from a candidate with a utah degree floats across their desk on the way to the trash can
plus there are zero legit usa (forget world) top 100 golf courses, sand hollow's big course is scenic as **** but ruined by an unwalkable cartball routing on the dramatic back nine & the recently opened black desert's pure golf experience is gonna be ruined by ugly azz housing
honestly the only truly awesome things about utah are cade uluave, trond grizzell & arches national park!!!
https://instagr.am/p/C9hy6DXJnXc
Rain & snow will mix down to the valleys tonight as a cold front moves through. Once the cold front passes, precip will end from north to south. Given lows will be below freezing, expect slick roads in the AM on overpasses, ramps & other elevated surfaces. pic.twitter.com/uy0mTzFSww
— KSL Weather (@kslweather) November 27, 2024
🚨Top Play🚨
— Rivals (@Rivals) March 10, 2024
3⭐️ Tavian McNair out here making it look easy🤯@RivalsCamp | @adamgorney | @GregSmithRivals pic.twitter.com/AMsiuZtPzY
Looking forward to welcoming Cal fans to Texas! Remember, please keep protesting to a minimum, our oil keeps the country going! pic.twitter.com/Lgo2muJp4f
— The Deep Ellum🐎 (@3rdDownDracula) November 27, 2024
update: odera did not take an official visit to penn state for this weekend, it's 25% degrees there right nowShocky1 said:KEY 2025 class recruiting update:Shocky1 said:🔹Odera Okaka - 6’4 225 OLB
— Odera Okaka 🇳🇬 (@odera_ao) December 24, 2023
🔹 Full Season Highlights
🔹True Freshman!!!
🔹4x3 Eligibility (Full Qualifier)
🔹Hudl Link: https://t.co/2TyyyPr6Tk@coachTcsm @Coach_Sekona @coach_schrider @hardee9596 @tlbutler5 @Ogthetruth @bst_elite @BrandonHuffman @JUCOFFrenzy @2Ddavis pic.twitter.com/HCHfMHs67j
2025 class recruiting update:
right now the bears got 14 high school commitments, the #1 junior college target on the staff's 2025 big board is jc all american 6'4" 240 lbs apex predator edge defender odera okaka from national powerhouse san mateo college (developing under coach ben hawk schrider's tutelage) & previously pittsburg high schoolBeautiful afternoon to break bread w/ my guys! Couldn’t be more excited about this group 🐶 🐍 pic.twitter.com/QdMgf9F6F1
— Ben Hawk Schrider (@coach_schrider) June 19, 2024
with both current starting outside backers david reese & the x man outta eligiblity & pursuing nfl careers after this season, there is a legit opportunity for odera to come in & be an impact starter from day 1 in berkeley...odera is a high motor violent defender that got offers from both sec & big 10 schools
odera is not a dumb azz, check out this dean's list letterDean’s List🙏🏾 pic.twitter.com/qw5LK1Jbww
— Odera Okaka 🇳🇬 (@odera_ao) August 19, 2024
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the beautiful people of nigeria and a short drive for the fam to memorial stadium on gamedays)
https://instagr.am/p/C9-HpkkI7f8
odera okaka officially visited hometown cal on november 16th, kinda racist mississippi state last weekend, west virginia on october 11th & will visit penn state this weekend before making his FINAL decision as a january 2025 enrollee
there are 4 huge pluses in cal's favor:
1) the bears are losing both outside linebackers, next season ryan mcculloch (who wuz odera's host on his official visit to berkeley) is penciled in as one starter with okaka in a strong position to win the other starting apex predator edge defender job
2) the college of san mateo fightin' benjis defensive schemes (as taught by berkeley grad/future bears assistant coach ben hawk schrider) are very SIMILAR to coach sirmon's schemes...the more comfortable/familiar a player is in his new team's schemes, the faster he can play with violent SPEED
3) the cost of travel & lack of direct flights (requiring multiple connections) to remote university park, starksville & blacksburg will require thousands of dollars & 3 day trips for his fam to watch him vs the short drive (maybe 2-3 galloons of gas, $15 bucks max total cost with no airfare, hotels, rental cars or meals) from pittsburg to berkeley on gamedays
4) let's be real here, ok, all of okaka's other choices are mediocre as **** academic skools that view football players as disposable gladiators, if building GENERATIONAL WEALTH thru hard work in the classroom is a priority for odera then berkeley stands out with it's promise of a brighter futureBest Universities in the World, 2024:
— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024
1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale
Times Higher Education
Morning! After another cold to chilly start, temps will warm to around 60° this afternoon, which is fairly seasonable for the last day of November. Have a good Saturday! #wfaaweather pic.twitter.com/zZpa4qtw8P
— Pete Delkus (@wfaaweather) November 30, 2024
Gettin’ gameday ready ⭐️#GoBears | #ALLIN pic.twitter.com/XYuMFmlnjp
— Cal Football (@CalFootball) November 29, 2024
“The perfect #SMU/#Calgorithim match up doesn’t exi—” pic.twitter.com/DZrFYU84Cn
— Pony Kai (@p0nyka1) November 30, 2024
S&C continues to become more of a glaring gap.
— Tony Kransinski (@wetbeefs) November 30, 2024
Lots of injuries in camp & early in the year. Late game collapses early in the season. Slow starts late in the season. https://t.co/uk5ACAdEdN
Ready to Rock and Roll!✌️#PonyUpDallas pic.twitter.com/WGQ91tihfC
— SMU Athletics (@SMUMustangs) November 30, 2024
Shocky1 said:Ready to Rock and Roll!✌️#PonyUpDallas pic.twitter.com/WGQ91tihfC
— SMU Athletics (@SMUMustangs) November 30, 2024
smu mustangs 38
california golden bears 6
this afternoon has to be the final nail in the coffin in the failed s&c program, the continued physical breaking down of our student athletes at truly epidemic numbers is a clear indicator that brian johnson & his staff need to be replaced this month...but will justin be willing to terminate a good guy who recently beat cancer in order to upgrade the football program??
although today's absolute dominance by the ponies stings the actual trajectory of the 6-6 season wuz impacted by the following 3 factors:
1) a FAILED again s&c program (without a yoga component) with multiple injured starters at every position
2) longwell unfairly & unwisely running off mateen with wilcox/cherrington not willing to intervene on this issue even when shocky approached them with the parent's concerns when this wuz still solvable
3) bloesch's trash run game schemes with predictable slow developing interior run calls which failed over & over & over & over & over & over
smu crowd: there wuz actually less than 20,000 fans at gerald ford stadium to watch an 11 win smu football program, the wealthy (oil & gas) 100 boosters sit/booze it up in their private suites while the students are more focused on their phones than the game & the greater dallas community don't bother to show up for games because of the university's not likable/non inclusive reputation as a snobby school for future trust funders that don't got the gpas for cal, stanford & the ivy leagues (and probably duke & vanderbilt too)
so wut happens now??
the next 30 days are gonna be captain insano:
*****jks will announce his collegiate announcement between cal & oregon in the next 48 hours...there are at least 3 high school flip candidates still considering the bears along with a critically targeted jc all american apex predator edge defender...the 2025 class is currently at 14 high school commits & will be announced on wednesday december 4th/6th
*****nil/playing time discussions with KEY current players that got remaining eligibility are the TOP priority as this is written with commitments secured by the end of this upcoming week to ensure minimal losses to the transfer portal
*****transfer portal opens on december 9th thru december 29th, 12+ hour days will be necessary by the recruiting/coaching staff...while the ncca scholly limit is being raised from 85 to 105 for next season expect the bears to be very close to 85+++
*****probable bowl game in los angeles at so fi stadium in the middle of berkeley final examinations on wednesday december 16th...the bears need to maximize the value of as many of the ncca allocated 15 practices in terms of 2025 player development
wheels up (back to the desert, the sky is not falling)#
So, you are saying we are screwed until Saffell takes over.Shocky1 said:
89, all of ur points are VALID but with a $14,000,000+ buyout & new lakehouse in coeur d'alene that's only accessible by boat (our head coach is a very private person in a profession which as 4th gen bear accurately points out is dominated by extroverted leaders) the current hc is not going nowhere
shocky's gameplan is lyons firing the ****tards knowlton, jenny (who is conspiring with the con artist to divert the $20,500,000 nil dollars to the quidditch team instead of the football program via a woke/liberal campus legal interpretation of title ix) & markeisha (the men's & women's basketball attendance at an empty haas is abysmal) while promoting berkeley grad andrew "football first" mcgraw to athletic director to balance the budget & then in time him promoting berkeley grad future head coach in waiting mike saffell to head football coach which will send asu dillingham shockwaves thru college football!!