cal's monster offensive line

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cal's monster offensive line:

attentive readers of the monster will note that several of the key 2025 portal o-line targets are of poly descent, famika anae is a byu grad from laie (near the north shore of oahu, best food trucks on planet earthi) & a noted ukulele musician!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (that celebrates the poly culture with benji, rolo & the next o-line coach)

^ fun fact: despite this season's qb1 negatively recruiting jks (talking **** about cal to a commit on an unofficial visit) , faking an illness prior to the smu game like a spineless coward, not transparently telling the staff of his intentions to grab the miami moneybags (the indiana brother reunification story is just a smokescreen planted by dad) thereby limiting the staff's ability to recruit a high school or early portal qb & selfishly bailing on his teammates for next week's la bowl, the good news is that jaron keawe sagapolutele might potentially be in the portal as soon as after oregon's 2025 spring ball or more realistically after the 2025 season

and yeah break a leg on south beach

aloha ia lakou a pau me na ilio ilio#
KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

famika anae is gonna help grow the poly brahtherhood in berkeley, multiple 2025 poly portal transfers are gonna visit berkeley next weekend (december 20th)

this is an A+ hire

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let's be real here, new mexico gave up 5 SACKS all season (that wuz almost the game average for cal's monster offensive line)

huge coaching/development upgrade#
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Wow, if that's the case then I guess my post on another thread was not strong enough. Those descriptions Shocky are a big part of a ton of the wrong values instilled.

Good riddance. I hope he someday realizes the damage done, but, in this day and age, I really doubt it.

He sucks. I would never, ever, employ him.
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Big C, I respect your opinion as always, but no. IMHO his behavior has always been there. Seen it a few times before. Sad that it had to happen this way.
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Bring them with you coach!
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cal roadtrip to louisville in the fall of 2025 update: miller moss is gonna be the cards qb1

earlier this year shocky walked/followed collin morikawa's precision shotmaking during the first 2 rounds of the 2024 pga championship at valhalla in the kinda cold kentucky rain

roadtrip fun fact drove by the louisville stadium which is visible from the highway, it's only minutes from the airport



acc roadtrips are FUN (just ask elvis & jack plummer)#
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another national football league stadium (cal roadtrips r FUN!!)#
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this is where it all starts now for cal's monster offensive line#
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wut's ur gpa (my running back is from cali)??#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (for those that r mentally limitless with NO EFFORT, it's something in ur veins)
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cal's TAKERS recruit update:

6'1" 170 lbs cornerback florida international hezekiah masses with length & SPEED from deerfield beach, florida is gonna officially trip to cal & kansas state this week...an elite talent that runs with a gliding NO EFFORT motion kinda like t grizzly

kinda wondering if masses has evah been to somewhere as ugly & cold as **** as manhattan kansas??...**** is gonna get real when he takes the long drive from the airport to the campus, dude better own a 7 layer parka or something...brrrrrhhhhhh

hezekiah wuz a 3 year starter at fiu & an all conference usa selection in 2024...he's a hard worker who didn't take schoolwork seriously in high school with a 2.7 gpa but has grown up a lot since then, we're gonna find out real soon if hezekiah is mentally limitless with academic ambition

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for those that wanna build generational wealth thru nfl development as a TAKER & hard work in the classrooms of berkeley)

new adventures on the left coast??#
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:



cal's monster offensive line:

attentive readers of the monster will note that several of the key 2025 portal o-line targets are of poly descent, famika anae is a byu grad from laie (near the north shore of oahu, best food trucks on planet earthi) & a noted ukulele musician!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (that celebrates the poly culture with benji, rolo & the next o-line coach)

^ fun fact: despite this season's qb1 negatively recruiting jks (talking **** about cal to a commit on an unofficial visit) , faking an illness prior to the smu game like a spineless coward, not transparently telling the staff of his intentions to grab the miami moneybags (the indiana brother reunification story is just a smokescreen planted by dad) thereby limiting the staff's ability to recruit a high school or early portal qb & selfishly bailing on his teammates for next week's la bowl, the good news is that jaron keawe sagapolutele might potentially be in the portal as soon as after oregon's 2025 spring ball or more realistically after the 2025 season

and yeah break a leg on south beach

aloha ia lakou a pau me na ilio ilio#
KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!!

famika anae is gonna help grow the poly brahtherhood in berkeley, multiple 2025 poly portal transfers are gonna visit berkeley next weekend (december 20th)

this is an A+ hire


Well one of the poly bros won't be Tyson Ruffins. He committed yesterday to Stanford on his visit.
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^ keep an eye on usc poly o-line transfers amos talalele & kalolo ta'aga among others
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^ keep an eye on usc poly o-line transfers amos talalele & kalolo ta'aga among others
Agree. But Ruffins is likely the best of the bunch. Wanted him. I guess he is now destined to a life of cleaning golf carts in the Portola Valley.
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the cards are also likely gonna sign safety julian neal from fresno state, both cal (3 commitments with 2 silent) & stanford (1 commitment with neal probable) are expected to out recruit harvard for high gpa portal transfers that wanna make bank in life...looking forward to my annual november b-day celebration with all these guys on the field in palo alto in 2025!!

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gronk bowl updates from la:



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$$$$$$: fernando mendoza is in westwood on an official visit to ucla, the lying sack of **** is very interested in method acting classes...**** nando & the horse he rode in on

bad air quality (wilcox on a ventilator that mcgraw "borrowed" from alta bates, trevor not happy about that ****)#
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ucla official visit qb1 update:

tho buried in legal paperwork & **** due to his current divorce proceedings to berkeley grad laura ziffren (a talented musician), ucla's lead nil financier casey wasserman just tole fernando "caca face" mendoza at breakfast that if he commits to the bruins he will get a "scarface worthy bag full of cash & blow" plus he will be a guest speaker at his next symposium on "******* over your friends in order to get what you want/deserve in life"

mendoza just profusely thanked the waitress for the peninsula's breakfast buffet service & then when rosa (working 3 gig jobs to support her 7 year old daughter in a boyle heights apartment by the freeway) left to clear another table he made all the bruins at the table laugh with his comment "that is one tired azz looking clown!!"

8 clap & siblings in westwood#
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rkt88edmo said:

So weirdly enough - I think he is just freestyling it and absorbing what's around him without a strongly centered self. If you watch the AR Friday night speech, he actually uses the phrase "with my boys" which FM turned around and incorporated the next day in his emotional speech - he's sorta like the dude in the Big Lebowski - pinballing through life and mirroring what's around him. Very smart kid, just still developing his sense of self.
a longtime reader (not rkt) of the monster just tole me an astute observation that during his emotional big game celebration interview that mendoza said the bears were "6-6" which at the time he thought wuz kinda odd for a player not to know his team's record...this 6-6 comment wuz made before the smu game when the bears wuz actually 6-5, he already knew he wuz gonna be "sick" for the game behind the grassy knoll in dallas

and then that same nite he tole jaron his wildly negative "true feelings re: his cal experience" during the then cal commits unofficial visit to berkeley from hawaii

seriously we're talking about a pathological liar/destructive individual, football is a violent sport & shocky is gonna be 100% rooting against in 2025 whatever moneybags program (probably miami) this disingenuous male azz prostitute picks in order to get PAID

**** nando#
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Shocky1 said:

rkt88edmo said:

So weirdly enough - I think he is just freestyling it and absorbing what's around him without a strongly centered self. If you watch the AR Friday night speech, he actually uses the phrase "with my boys" which FM turned around and incorporated the next day in his emotional speech - he's sorta like the dude in the Big Lebowski - pinballing through life and mirroring what's around him. Very smart kid, just still developing his sense of self.
a longtime reader (not rkt) of the monster just tole me an astute observation that during his emotional big game celebration interview that mendoza said the bears were "6-6"...this 6-6 comment wuz made before the smu game when the bears wuz actually 6-5, he already knew he wuz gonna be "sick" for the game behind the grassy knoll in dallas

and then that same nite he tole jaron his wildly negative "true feelings re: his cal experience" during the then cal commits unofficial visit to berkeley from hawaii

seriously we're talking about a pathological liar/destructive individual, football is a violent sport & shocky is gonna be 100% rooting against in 2025 whatever moneybags program (probably miami) this disingenuous male azz prostitute picks in order to get PAID

**** nando#


Fucla, where quarterbacks go to fail.
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Shocky1 said:

rkt88edmo said:

So weirdly enough - I think he is just freestyling it and absorbing what's around him without a strongly centered self. If you watch the AR Friday night speech, he actually uses the phrase "with my boys" which FM turned around and incorporated the next day in his emotional speech - he's sorta like the dude in the Big Lebowski - pinballing through life and mirroring what's around him. Very smart kid, just still developing his sense of self.
a longtime reader (not rkt) of the monster just tole me an astute observation that during his emotional big game celebration interview that mendoza said the bears were "6-6" which at the time he thought wuz kinda odd for a player not to know his team's record...this 6-6 comment wuz made before the smu game when the bears wuz actually 6-5, he already knew he wuz gonna be "sick" for the game behind the grassy knoll in dallas

and then that same nite he tole jaron his wildly negative "true feelings re: his cal experience" during the then cal commits unofficial visit to berkeley from hawaii

seriously we're talking about a pathological liar/destructive individual, football is a violent sport & shocky is gonna be 100% rooting against in 2025 whatever moneybags program (probably miami) this disingenuous male azz prostitute picks in order to get PAID

**** nando#
I remember that he said 6-6, which at the time I thought was odd.
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thx for confirming southseas, mendoza gotta highly structured/compartmentlized deviant mind (shocky aced psych 1 in berkeley) kinda like dexter that allows him to say one thing & do something altogether differently that feeds his insatiable ego need for immediate gratification without thinking of any anybody else or any potential consequences

so telling a national tv audience on the field after the epic stanford victory that his teammates wuz his bros for life & then just hours later targeting jaron keawe sagapolutele to very intentionally encourage him to rescind his cal commit to the staff does not seem to be at odds with mendoza's narcissistic sick as **** mind

keep in mind this is the piece of **** that waited to get "sick"at the last minute to ensure no qb1 practice snaps for chandler & cj in order to facilitate the bears loss in dallas

then this past week the highly competitive transfer portal opened at midnight sunday nite, mendoza waited until mid week to advise the staff of his transfer decision thereby putting the staff behind the 8 ball in portal qb recruiting

fernando mendoza is gonna go down in cal athletics history as the biggest ****tard of all time!!

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6956bear said:

Shocky1 said:

^ keep an eye on usc poly o-line transfers amos talalele & kalolo ta'aga among others
Agree. But Ruffins is likely the best of the bunch. Wanted him. I guess he is now destined to a life of cleaning golf carts in the Portola Valley.


And of pining for the Axe he will never know.
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rkt88edmo said:

So weirdly enough - I think he is just freestyling it and absorbing what's around him without a strongly centered self. If you watch the AR Friday night speech, he actually uses the phrase "with my boys" which FM turned around and incorporated the next day in his emotional speech - he's sorta like the dude in the Big Lebowski - pinballing through life and mirroring what's around him. Very smart kid, just still developing his sense of self.


Yeah, it would not surprise me at all for Fernando to be "freestyling it" rn during his portal recruitment. After all he's never experienced that heady euphoria of being heavily recruited (or basically, recruited at all) and fawned over. As a HS recruit (such as it was) Fernando was more like a shelter pet that no one wanted to adopt...until Cal threw him a bone. But there was no "competing" to 'adopt' him. No 'fawning over', or wining & dining, or wooing him by anyone. He never got to experience any of that, like Ott, or JKS, or so many others. And now he gets to emerse himself in all of it, for the first time. His "camp", too. They are reveling in it.
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cal's monster class fact checking:

ok, so who is kyle van noy?

van noy is a linebacker for the baltimore ravens in the national football league


is van noy a trusted source for evaluations?

kyle married marissa miss utah (who wuz a brunette back in the day) who wants to "create education better"



conclusion: it's not clear if truly famika anae is "the best o line coach in daaaaa league!!!!!"
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cal's monster class fact checking:

ok, so who is kyle van noy?

van noy is a linebacker for the baltimore ravens in the national football league


is von noy a trusted source for evaluations?

kyle married marissa miss utah (who wuz a brunette back in the day) who wants to "create education better"



conclusion: it's not clear if truly famika anae is "the best o line coach in daaaaa league!!!!!"
Ouch..
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class fact checking:

ok, so who is kyle van noy?

van noy is a linebacker for the baltimore ravens in the national football league


is von noy a trusted source for evaluations?

kyle married marissa miss utah (who wuz a brunette back in the day) who wants to "create education better"



conclusion: it's not clear if truly famika anae is "the best o line coach in daaaaa league!!!!!"


What is Famika's connection to Van Noy? And who is "Marvin"? Please provide context for these types of non-self explanatory posts.
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pitts, marisa is a curry brunette yoga female who married kyle van noy in an absolutely pathetic attempt to tryna make shocky jealous or something

https://instagr.am/p/BqvJlv9ngkg
let's be real here, that's ******* bull****!!



kyle van noy & famika anae r both from utah

5 card marvin lives in new york city & hustles multiple games in lower manhattan
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What?!
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pitts wut, 5 card marvin, thought he wuz with u??




https://bearinsider.com/forums/8/topics/11616/128
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(left to right) zahra "brooklyn" king, gabriella "miss hairstyle usa" abigor, gisella "texas hs mvp" maul, kamryn "nor cal hero" mafua, anastasia "mykonos" drousini, natalia "not slo" ackerman & sofia "let it fly" bowes

california golden bears 71
austin peay governors 45


ugonne foul watch: 1st quarter offensive pushing foul & 3rd quarter dumb azz reaching foul away from the basket but only 2 fouls is a positive development as is 5 BLOCKS (which is more than the cal football team wideouts made all season) & a 2nd straight game with no candy azz soft whining at the refs!!


gabby: the true frosh is already way ahead in the development game with her understanding of defending shots with verticality, her setting screens with textbook x hand placement & her nifty cross step finishes at the bucket, abigor is a mamushi killah and a star star star star star star

https://instagr.am/p/DDndseny9Uq
zahra: can blow by defenders with physicality & SPEED and then finish around the rim with 13 points, still gotta be more focused on her ball defending assignments & hustle (not jog) back on d in transition...the lefty gotta a smooth fundamentally sound stroke from behind the line with beautiful arc & rotation thru the haas airspace, let it fly baby, yeah it's gooooood to be the king!!


turnover watch: 18 turnovers against a mid major no es bueno, honestly the bench handled the ball better than the kinda complacent overrated starters, too bad chancellor lyons sitting at the end of the bench dnp

next games: the oski invitational or something next saturday & sunday (december 20th & 21st) at haas

nationally ranked on monday (11-1)#
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mateen bhaghani with his ice in his veins made 18 of 22 field goals this season including a perfect 13 of 13 field goals under 40 yards which would've resulted in 3-4 more cal wins this season & wuz 3 of 5 on field goals over 50 yards despite the insiders on this board incorrectly parroting that he lacked leg strength

shocky has watched a lotta ucla football on tv this season (more than any other team) & not only does mateen drill field goals but they are literally in the middle 3rd of the goal posts, it's kinda like watching collin morikawa warm up with his short irons on the practice range with his unreal deadly precision stroke after stroke after stroke

if longwell, wilcox & cherrington had any deal making savvy, they should communicate thru a 3rd party like shocky to mateen's parents that if he enters the portal that he will not only get a cal scholly, a $250,000 nil deal (financed by wilcox via bouza) but also a haas biz school admission acceptance letter orchestrated by lyons

bhaghani wants a haas biz ad degree, not a ucla econ degree, got it??

let's make a DEAL#

matten bhaghani=the collin morikawa of field goal kicking#

welcome to the bears family fellow zony kicker 5'10" 165 lbs charlotte transfer kyle cunanan from sunnyslope high school in phoenix!!...he got 3 years of remaining eligiblity


cunanan got a great looking stroke with the unique #98 jersey & wuz 5 for 5 this year on field goals, in 2023 he wuz 9 of 15 on field goals including an impressive 5 of 7 from 40-49 yards...in his collegiate career he is 21 of 21 on extra points

kyle is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.73 gpa

pro tip for kyle's parents: the day the 2025 cal football schedule is released book ur flights on southwest

wishing kyle cunanan nothing but the best both kicking & in the classrooms of berkeley!!

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (including the ladera taverna y cocina)
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kicking update: in checking with multiple arizona kicking sources re: cunanan wuz told that he's "a great kid" by a family that has worked with him at kicking camps thru the years & a kicking consultant said he's "a coachable hard working young man with skills"

in my conservations with sources shocky wuz tole by somebody that is a friend of mateen bhaghani that his ucla nil payment is $100,000
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let me repeat again, a $250,000 nil financed by wilcox via bouza & a letter of acceptance to the haas undergrad biz school from lyons would be a compelling offer to the nation's #1 kicker in 2025

r u playing to win or wut (not listening to shocks is usually a dumb azz move)??#
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la bowl update:

qb1: chandler & cj banged up, ej may get his 1st collegiate snaps. the epidemic continuation of INJURIES is a reflection of a failing s&c program

offensive coaching staff: sterlin gilbert, aristotle thompson, mike saffell & winterhawk leighton still with the offensive staff & will be part of the "collaborative" playcalling

somebody needs to dial down the red bull#

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