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In reply to Shocky1 • 8:43p, 1/8/25
Shocky1 said:

cal's monster class recruiting update:

after today's official visit to berkeley, the staff has extended an offer to 6'4" 240 lbs simon mapi from san mateo community college which is a pipeline program for the bridge toll mafia thx to benji palu...the aragon high school grad should have 4 years of eligibility due to the recent ncca ruling expanding the eligibility of jc players

the all state 1st teamer is a violent blocker with a non stop motor in the running game & sure handed threat in the passing game


simon is NOT a dumb azz, he got an overall 3.47 gpa & been named a dean's list honoree

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD

SHHHAKKKKKKAAAAABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

congrats simon, this is a unreal opportunity for u to build generational wealth for ur beautiful family

2025 california golden bears r gonna ride or die with the polys & shocky is gonna watch every second of this **** in person both at my palace memorial stadium & on the road in the acc to further afar hostile venues on the eastcoastie!!!

none of us knows wut the future holds, NOW is the time for everything

do u got ur season tix(s)??

the MAGIC of cal football (starts with u in berkeley on gamedays)#
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10:25p, 1/8/25
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10:32p, 1/8/25

california golden bears 75
virginia cavaliers 61

DEFENSE wins ******* basketball games on a ******* basketball court with a ******* basketball

pro tip: do NOT **** with ******* mady sissoko, got it??



the university of ******* california, berkeley=#1 ******* university in the ******* WORLD (including the beautiful people of mali)
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11:16p, 1/8/25

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (3.0 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
jaden mickey, corner/nickel (3.75 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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12:16a, 1/9/25

jaydn & jaivian r both a mamushi killah & a star star star star star star star



cal is an ice hockey school (or something)#
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7:10a, 1/9/25

KAABBBOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome washington transfer 5'11" 221 lbs longsnapper caleb johnston from ripon high school (northwest of modesto, dad justin is the former football coach) to the cal football family, johnston started the last 9 games of the 2024 season for the huskies including the sun bowl


longwell is 100% turning over the special teams room with the departures of elite longsnapper david bird (alabama), punters lachlan wilson (legit nfl punter prospect, tulsa degree) & bobby "raised by wolves" engstler (arkansas state), placeholder lachlan wilson & kickers ryan coe (will hopefully stay enrolled this spring/stick around to earn a berkeley degree) & derek morris (in transfer portal)...ryan's revolving clownshow track record (along with his dumb azz partner adam tanalski) clearly shows he has not prioritized recruiting student athletes that value earning a berkeley degree along with failing to recognize the same remarkable qualities (pinpoint accuracy with ice in his veins & haas biz ad school ambition) of mateen bhaghani (ucla, after being run off by longwell despite shocky's failed attempts at intervention at the request of mateen's parents) that are also found in collin morikawa (haas biz ad grad)

caleb is NOT a dumb azz, he got a 3.5 gpa

good luck to caleb both in the acc & also the classrooms of berkeley during his final 2 years of eligibility

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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:13a, 1/9/25
Shocky1 said:
flounder said:
So did Tyson Ruffins decommit? all mentions of Cal deleted of his twitter.
flounder, tyson ruffins wuz originally a stanford commit but wuz then thrown a curve ball when stanford admissions denied his acceptance as a nevada transfer...ruffins got a strong 3.8 gpa in high school but his grades at nevada dropped significantly with the time demands of wolfpack football

so tyson then made a commitment to cal but now stanford gm andrew luck is working to get the admissions decision reversed which led to an interesting phone call with the cal staff, seriously doubt that we will see tyson in a bears uniform except for seeing him in red & white at the 2025 big game in palo alto

ruffins will be removed from the monster/doechii gpa commitment listing next time it's posted unless there are new developments but this isn't a 100% done deal yet for either bay area school


Anything new on Ruffins? The below-linked article dated 1/4/25 from a Furd site contains this quote:
"Ruffins has since deleted his tweet signaling his commitment to Cal while his commitment tweet to Stanford has stayed up. This has created some confusion of as to what his status is with respect to both Stanford and Cal. While I cannot speak for the Cal side of things, I can confirm that Ruffins has not flipped his commitment back to Stanford."

https://stanford.rivals.com/news/stanford-loses-commitment-from-nevada-ol-tyson-ruffins
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10:17a, 1/9/25
grrrrrah, there are still a lotta moving parts in this recruitment which gotta remain private at this time

bottom line, tyson is still invited to shocky's summertime poly brah get together at mavericks!!
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10:24a, 1/9/25

the monster's la bowl MVP & more importantly, DAD OF THE YEAR!!



walk in the rays of a beautiful daughter (gotta create generational wealth for life after football)#
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12:25p, 1/9/25
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cal's monster class LONGSNAPPING story:

a couple of years ago slim wadie & shocky wuz paired up with a father & son at the fabulous streamsong resort (the bandon dunes of florida, walking only courses half way between tempe & orlando in the middle of nowhere with a million crocodiles lurking everywhere!!)

the dad obviously got bad knees so shocky is getting the ball outta the hole & even teeing it for him, he thx me & tells me got physically ****** up back in the day playing center for the san diego chargers...he tell us about longsnapping against their arch rivals oakland raiders & after snapping the ball to the punter getting violently karate chopped hammered on the top of his helmet while getting ruthlessly chop blocked to his knees & then after falling to the ground getting repeatedly punched in his junk...just win baby!!

anyways the son & shocks are having a nice conversation a couple of holes later while walking down the fairway & he tells me that he's gonna intern with the bros of wall street that summer...he's around 30 years old so the monster points out that he's kind old to be interning, he tells me he's been the longtime longsnapper for the new york giants & that he's transitioning to life after football!!

ask him wut's the backstory??...basically he wuz the 4.0 gpa 3rd string linebacker for brown (ivy league school) when the starting longsnapper got injured & he volunteered to try out in order to actually get on the field...turns out he's a born natural & then shows me the wildest hand/finger gymnastics evah that allows him to bend his wrists literally backwards, he tells me this bizarre contortion allows him to snap a football as quickly & accurately as anybody on planet earth!!

ask him about the pressure in snapping in big time nfl games??...he tells me with a smile that he basically does this **** with NO EFFORT...his financial future is set with a brown degree & that the plan has always been to work on the street, the nfl deal is just a fun side trip

bottom line, 4.0 gpa david bird (alabama) gotta lotta pressure...without a cal, stanford or ivy league degree if he don't get paid in the nfl he's ****** with a worthless degree & looking at a future working at either the waffle house in birmingham or the six flags hurricane harbor water park by the i-17 in phoenix

don't be a dumb azz (a berkeley degree allows u to pursue the nfl with house money)#


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1:11p, 1/9/25

give him the ball, u got ACTION!!#
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1:19p, 1/9/25
sub 3.0 gpa (would've required an academic silver bullet from admissions) fun wagner o-line transfer brandon sneh to kansas state, good luck to brandon in earning a college degree
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2:05p, 1/9/25

college football transfer portal timelines:

the most recent transfer portal deadline to enter wuz december 28th but this still allows players to select a new school anytime after that date

there are 3 exceptions to this deadline:
1) grad transfers can enter the portal at anytime
2) players in january bowl games get an extra 5 days to enter the portal
3) players with head coach departures get an extra 30 days to enter the portal

berkeley's new semester starts next week with the 1st day of classes tuesday december 21st

the next portal window is april 16th thru april 25th
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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:23p, 1/9/25
Shocky1 said:

college football transfer portal timelines:

the most recent transfer portal deadline to enter wuz december 28th but this still allows players to select a new school anytime after that date

there are 2 exceptions to this deadline:
1) grad transfers can enter the portal at anytime
2) players in january bowl games get an extra 5 days to enter the portal

berkeley's new semester starts next week with the 1st day of classes tuesday december 21st

the next portal window is april 16th thru april 25th
I believe coaching changes also open the portal.
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2:24p, 1/9/25
googles, ur correct, will edit the above post to reflect the 30 days for head coaching changes
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let's go daddy to an academically ELITE school, so proud u got a 3.67 gpa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#
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3:35p, 1/9/25

desean jackson jr??#
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3:38p, 1/9/25
WARNING: do NOT watch this video if u got heart issues or r gonna stroke out or something!!

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do u got ur season tix(s) to 2025 cal football at memorial stadium??
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4:55p, 1/9/25
sjs elite safety robert rahimi to smu as is an elite d-lineman from purdue, the ponys oil & gas nil war chest is literally unlimited

the bears 2025 toughest challenge will be the home game hosting the mustangs & the toughest roadie will be the trip to louisville & qb1 miller moss whose family home in pacific palisades has burned down (best wishes to miller & all families affected by this tragedy)
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7:57p, 1/9/25
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2025 pga tournament in diamond head at waialae country club: 1st round update

taking full advantage of one of 2 tournament sponsor special invitations haas biz ad grad james hahn showed resilience after a sloppy bogey on the 1st hole to roll in 5 birdies on the way to an outstanding 66 & is tied for 13th!!!...like struggling brandon hagy, hahn's golf game has gone on a downhill trajectory since moving away from shocky's home of north scottsdale (elite practice facilities & training support and year round golf weather)...james made an unreal 132 feet of putts in the 1st round!!

as a result of crooked azz driving (6 of 14 fairways off the tee) on the narrow fairways with punishing bermuda rough with balls sinking to the bottom resulted in ben an shooting a 72 & is tied for 122nd

rolling along at even par michael kim 3 putted from 9 feet for a double bogey on the 14th green & then seconds later snap hooked it outta bounds on the dogleg left par 4 15th hole for another double bogey en route to a 73 & is in danger of missing the cut tied for 129th

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10:30p, 1/9/25

left to right, marta "mi madre esta mirando" suarez, kayla "love for the fire families" williams, lulu "secret **** talker" twidale, ionna "shooters shoot" krimili & michelle "all grown up??" onyiah

ugonne foul watch: only 2 fouls (one a rebounding tussle) & more importantly a composed michelle with bodies flying all over the floor with numerous collisions, when onyiah thought she wuz fouled from behind on a missed shot around the bucket she calmly pointed to the ref to her wrist & she ran back forward with a professional wnba demeanor & zero ima victim bull**** drama...and wut happens when michelle is NOT in foul trouble??...ugonne plays lockdown d, grabs 10 huge rebounds, scores 15 points on a highly efficient 7 of 12 field goals & most importantly ZERO turnovers...pros do this every nite, michelle, keep this up & ur gonna get PAID!!

kayla williams: huge props to coach charmin for recognizing the usc fierce warrior as someone who could lead this year's california golden bears basketball team with wildly acrobatic finishes around the bucket & an unselfish 6 assists


marta suarez: ur moms did not raise u to back down to nobody in ******* life, she is smiling right now & guiding ur 3 pointers thru the heavenly haas airspace!!...17 points on a lethal 6 of 12 fields including 4 for 4 on 3 pointers & just as importantly an improved facilitating/distributing 4 assists and only 2 turnovers...muy bueno, marta, muy bueno!!


fun fact: when lulu & ionna r conversing with their hands over their lips they r saying unladylike bad words...let's ******* go!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

turnover watch: best game of the season in terms of not wasting valuable possessions, the bears can compete with any team on planet earth with only 11 turnovers!!

minutes/fatigue: kayla played all 40 minutes & ionna played an iron woman 37 minutes, rest/rejuvenation will be necessary before sunday's match up with florida state...seems like the acc gives another day between scheduled games than the pac 12

real talk: the bears need to be in the top 16 in the nation & host a 1st round regional, a #17 ranking or higher will 95% mean losing in the 1st round to an elite team on their hostile homecourt...cannot let up now

this is what we do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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next game: exciting opportunity to build that top 16 resume for the bears (15-2) against florida state (13-3) which lost a heartbreaker to stanford 89-84 tonite...the seminoles gotta big 3 offensive firepower trio & not much scoring behind them, r the bears gonna bring that **** u up d on sunday??


bottom line: this FUN team of destiny is BEAUTIFUL now!!

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6:24a, 1/10/25
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nobody wants to live in the freezing azz cold northwest dept:

not even doggy dogs wanna live in dreary igloo communities like seattle, welcome new california golden bears jayden wayne, tristan dunn & caleb johnston

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6:37a, 1/10/25
shocky's hawaii top 10:

https://instagr.am/p/B93P9HjDUlX
plz keep in mind that lifelong students of golf course architecture weigh heavily the architect's routing as it affects the walkability of a course...most casual golfers don't really care about this but golf purists don't consider playing in a golf cart real golf & most hawaiian island courses are really just scenic vapid cartball venues...and so with that being said, this is the monster's rankings:

1) kapalua plantation: a stunning marriage of the ocean & a challenging mountainous pineapple field, the plantation is the only must play design in the islands...finishing on the dramatic wind swept downhill par 5 18th hole with lanai in the background is one of life's great joys
https://instagr.am/p/CgUoT4QuwAs
huge chasm in the rankings

2) nanea: charles schwab's uber private venue (his partner is george roberts of kk&r) for zillionaires is a spectacular david kidd design but it's a shame that with thousands of acres at his disposal that kidd didn't create a tighter more walkable design...the outdoor shower in the modern clubhouse is one of my favorite locker room amenities in the world
https://instagr.am/p/CUgP2KPvs3u
3) mauna kea: robert trent jones sr best design in his multiple decade design portfolio, it lacks the predictability that defines so much of his work...the collection of par 3 are outstanding as is the once a week buffet on the beach after swimming with the friendly but scary azz looking sea eels
https://instagr.am/p/CuaX06WuPtx
4) mama's fish house: pro tip, get a reservation unless u wanna dine on the taco bell/pizza hut combo meal in town
https://instagr.am/p/ChFe77aJ5xz
5) kukio: one of tom fazio's best designs with more strategic options than most of his usual work, the over the top lavish refreshment stands are a great way to put another 10+ lbs on a long weekend
https://instagr.am/p/DBRZUsvyiXu
6) wailua: outstanding public course hardscrabbled along the coastline on kauai, 40 bucks to walk on weekdays, a morning round followed by an afternoon t-rex jurassic park hike is a perfect day...the rustic caynon of the islands
https://instagr.am/p/CXjHKq2F_LQ
7) waialae cc: there's not much seth raynor left in the design but tom doak is taking steps to return some of it, love the tight walkable routing with views of diamond head

8) manele: dramatic nicklaus course on lanai but flawed by its cartball routing

9) kukul'ula: dramatic weiskopf course on kauai but flawed by its cartball routing

10) any poke or ramen shop in ewa beach/honolulu or food truck on the epic north shore
https://instagr.am/p/Cb8LOi6B0fl


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9:14a, 1/10/25
message to 2026/2027 cal & stanford (and ivy league) recruits:

if u don't got ur gpa in ur social media (twitter & instagram) headers, ur kinda telling the recruiting world that ur gpa is probably under 3.0 & that academic achievement isn't really ******* important to u as u focus on playing football on a football field with a football, got it??

good luck at nebraska or some other football factory (usually located in freezing azz ****hole igloo communies in middle america) that quickly replaces its disposable gladiators that get worthless degrees that require NO EFFORT that set up its dumb azzs for high paying hourly careers in salinas at age 30, right nyziah??



yeah ur gpa is kinda important

don't be a dumb azz (which is almost impossible on a friday nite in scottsdale's old town, forks up)#
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10:12a, 1/10/25
Why the hell did i click onto this thread even 'thinking' that I might see any current fb or recruiting info or updates? Get me once, shame on you..., as the saying goes.
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10:18a, 1/10/25
no worries pitts, u got the premium board for all the latest aarp updates!!

but before u go, wut's ur gpa??

https://instagr.am/p/DEntXFBOks1
shocky's life is NOT linear#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:54a, 1/10/25
Shocky1 said:
shocky's hawaii top 10:

https://instagr.am/p/B93P9HjDUlX
plz keep in mind that lifelong students of golf course architecture weigh heavily the architect's routing as it affects the walkability of a course...most casual golfers don't really care about this but golf purists don't consider playing in a golf cart real golf & most hawaiian island courses are really just scenic vapid cartball venues...and so with that being said, this is the monster's rankings:

1) kapalua plantation: a stunning marriage of the ocean & a challenging mountainous pineapple field, the plantation is the only must play design in the islands...finishing on the dramatic wind swept downhill par 5 18th hole with lanai in the background is one of life's great joys
https://instagr.am/p/CgUoT4QuwAs
huge chasm in the rankings

2) nanea: charles schwab's uber private venue (his partner is george roberts of kk&r) for zillionaires is a spectacular david kidd design but it's a shame that with thousands of acres at his disposal that kidd didn't create a tighter more walkable design...the outdoor shower in the modern clubhouse is one of my favorite locker room amenities in the world
https://instagr.am/p/CUgP2KPvs3u
3) mauna kea: robert trent jones sr best design in his multiple decade design portfolio, it lacks the predictability that defines so much of his work...the collection of par 3 are outstanding as is the once a week buffet on the beach after swimming with the friendly but scary azz looking sea eels
https://instagr.am/p/CuaX06WuPtx
4) mama's fish house: pro tip, get a reservation unless u wanna dine on the taco bell/pizza hut combo meal in town
https://instagr.am/p/ChFe77aJ5xz
5) kukio: one of tom fazio's best designs with more strategic options than most of his usual work, the over the top lavish refreshment stands are a great way to put another 10+ lbs on a long weekend
https://instagr.am/p/DBRZUsvyiXu
6) wailua: outstanding public course hardscrabbled along the coastline on kauai, 40 bucks to walk on weekdays, a morning round followed by an afternoon t-rex jurassic park hike is a perfect day...the rustic caynon of the islands
https://instagr.am/p/CXjHKq2F_LQ
7) waialae cc: there's not much seth raynor left in the design but tom doak is taking steps to return some of it, love the tight walkable routing with views of diamond head

8) manele: dramatic nicklaus course on lanai but flawed by its cartball routing

9) kukul'ula: dramatic weiskopf course on kauai but flawed by its cartball routing

10) any poke or ramen shop in ewa beach/honolulu or food truck on the epic north shore
https://instagr.am/p/Cb8LOi6B0fl


the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including stinson beach & the hawaiian islands, aloha baby)
I played Nanea last year and LOVED it! I know it doesn't meet the Schockmeter walkability requirement, but frankly, we were one of only two groups on the course and had a beautiful, leasurely round and I love the actual golf layout and views of the ocean and the Big Island terrain. I stayed at the Mauna Kea and am very happy they're doing a refresh on the course. It really needed it. My home course, El Caballero, is also a RTJ Sr. layout as is Spyglass and I love his work.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 11:20a, 1/10/25
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class OFFICIAL movie review:

in that the FLORIDA PROJECT is shocky's favorite movie of the last decade (director sean baker is wildly talented, his cinematic reflections upon humanity make the monster both cry & laugh sometimes at the same ******* time) do NOT miss his latest masterpiece ANORA

u will luv this ******* movie, mother******!!

where the **** did the RING go?? (ZERO ******* commitment)#


the monster's picks for the 2025 oscar's best actress & best movie awards#
hollywood, glad (but not surprised) u got invited to nanea...100% agreed it's a special golf experience with the clubhouse staff almost always outnumbering the # of golfers for the day...did u get the famous chocolate milkshake or check out the outdoor rain showers??...one of my favorite clubhouse art works is nanea's spectacular giant sized photograph of a vast ocean in the lobby & if u look really closely u can see a couple kissing in the middle of the pacific!!

the uber wealth behind nanea is charles schwab & george roberts of kkr, the membership is mostly old san francisco golf club/cypress point money which is now joining brambles in middletown...architect david mcklay kidd tole me that he proposed a tighter more walkable routing but those routings wuz not approved by schwab

looking forward to checking out the renovation work at mauna kea which just got completed, the director of golf recently tole me that new grasses wuz planted with the plan for the course to play more bouncy & firm (instead of spongy like a lotta island courses) which will help the strategic shot values shine thru...agreed that spyglass is good, rtj sr's sleeper designs are the golden horseshoe in virginia, valdarama near malaga spain & the robert trent jones golf club (when the club cleaned out ex prez bill clinton's locker they apparently found a lotta interesting fotos & condoms!!) near lake manassas

anyways, wut's ur take on anora, will it win best the oscars (do u got a sag card & can u vote?) for best picture and/or best actress with mikey madison (who lives in the valley near erewhon with her dog & cat and is apparently nothing like the character she plays)??

r u & your family ok in the hollywood hills rite now??
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:32p, 1/10/25
Shocky1 said:
no worries pitts, u got the premium board for all the latest aarp updates!!

but before u go, wut's ur gpa??

https://instagr.am/p/DEntXFBOks1
shocky's life is NOT linear#


But...but...but...Shocky ALWAYS says "If you had read 'The Monster' you would have known." I took your word for it. "Shame on me?"
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In reply to Pittstop • 1:47p, 1/10/25
Pittstop said:
Shocky1 said:
no worries pitts, u got the premium board for all the latest aarp updates!!

but before u go, wut's ur gpa??

https://instagr.am/p/DEntXFBOks1
shocky's life is NOT linear#


But...but...but...Shocky ALWAYS says "If you had read 'The Monster' you would have known." I took your word for it. "Shame on me?"
OK. lmao at "AARP updates." That is genuinely funny.

I don't understand half of this thread and have a hard time sorting the actual information from all of the "distracting" pictures and videos, but gems like that will keep me coming back.

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2:14p, 1/10/25
https://instagr.am/p/DEYzNw0x4Kd
pitts & googles, it's a shame shocky got a lotta unresolved childhood ocd issues (plus he luvs doggy dogs more than almost all human beings on planet earth) & deep down he sadly knows that he's not evah gonna probably win any cronkite awards for journalistic integrity or excellence because he gets off track kinda easily such as doms & leidy's makeup tutorials which r fire!!

https://instagr.am/p/C-OHgHtSfey
last winter in nyc after a successful afternoon of shoe shopping at bergdorf goodman & before our dinner at carbone taylor wuz getting her nails (hand & feet) done in tribeca which wuz taking forevah so she talked her dad into getting his toenails painted cal bear BLUE...so it wuz kinda funny as **** when shocky went to modern yoga the next week & there wuz a lotta smiling quizzical looks thrown my way...wut's the point of this story??

there isn't one

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In reply to Shocky1 • 2:23p, 1/10/25
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do u got ur season tix(s) to 2025 cal football at memorial stadium??

KAAAAABBBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMM!!!!!

welcome 3.67 gpa jacob de jesus & his beautiful wife and daughter to the california golden bears football program!!

jacob wuz the cal's monster class mvp of the la bowl with his ELECRTIFYING returns & ability to create separation from the TAKERS, this is truly a special young man that is not only mentally limitless but an unreal +1 dynamic threat every time he touches a football

the bears just got 100% better today!!!...the monster wuz so tired of nikko & mikey fair catching every punt & even worser not running up to catch punts (which then roll out another 15+ yards) because they wuz afraid of fumbling it for a turnover

and good ******* luck to acc defenders tryna guard de jesus as a vertical downfield passing weapon, this guy gets open with NO EFFORT!!

yeah, it's a great day to be a bear!!
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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:19p, 1/10/25
Great pickup! I bet that JKS' decision to come back at Cal factored in Jacob's choice.
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In reply to Cal88 • 6:16p, 1/10/25
Cal88 said:
Great pickup! I bet that JKS' decision to come back at Cal factored in Jacob's choice.

88, yeah ur rite that jks' decision to become a bear es muy grande tambien por jacob pero would not minimize the importance of becky g dropping backstage passes for the monster & la familia de jesus on her soon to be announced 2025 world tour, comprende amigo??

https://instagr.am/p/C-rCjiON-dj
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university en todo el mundo (including the beautiful people of mexico)
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