cal's monster offensive line

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pathological liar (the biggest whooper being his bald faced lie to carol christ that northwestern wuz gonna hire him as their athletic director) jim knowlton has been lying to everybody including mark madsen for years that shovels are gonna be in the ground soon for the critically needed basketball practice facility just north of haas pavilion

nothing has happened...NADA

meanwhile harvard prep (around the corner from shocky's beloved erewhon) is constructing a $200,000,000+ athletics facility in a timely manner just like my brah lou richie engineered the bishop o'dowd sparking new basketball facility just miles from the berkeley campus

california high schools are getting projects fundraised & constructed while the #1 ranked public university in the world got it's hoop dreamers sharing set practice times with intramural rec leagues because of the scarcity of available court time

fun fact: con artists r full of caca
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california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.1 gpa)
jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (3.0 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
jaden mickey, corner/nickel (3.75 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

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berkeley: stomping grounds for jaylen brown & marshawn lynch#
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cal's monster class OFFICIAL perception vs reality:

coach wilcox's perception of modern yoga


california golden bears football players perception of shocky


california golden bears men's golf team perception of modern yoga


jaydn ott's perception of modern yoga
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jaron keawe sagapolutele's perception of modern yoga
https://instagr.am/p/DCs1f3jRDJe
devin brown's perception of modern yoga
https://instagr.am/p/CZUlDjQrySJ
jaylen brown's perception of MONSTER yoga


modern yoga teachers perception of shocky
https://instagr.am/p/C9Vb3OvpIvy
shocky's perception of modern yoga


shocky's perception of triggering ponytails


buc-ee's perception of modern yoga


benji, beauty & misty mae's perception of dad at modern yoga


slim wadie & the majority of shocky's golf buddies perception of him at modern yoga


jacob de jesus' perception of MONSTER yoga & PITCHOUTS

hopefully NOT s&c coach frank novak and general manager ron riviera's perception of modern yoga:

the REALITY of modern yoga
https://instagr.am/p/CWcHMizpEjR
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2025 phoenix open at tpc scottsdale stadium: 1st round tee times

michael kim: 7:42 am (10th tee)
ben an: 8:15 am (10th tee)
max homa: 12: 44 pm (1st tee playing with the world's #1 ranked player scottie scheffler)

MONSTER 15 mile walking day in coaching/developing his players (4.0 gpa allison not rickie)#
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Shocky on design:

As we geek out and leave the rest of the forum behind, it looks to me like Graves didn't move much earth at BO. I'm guessing that's because the property was fairly steep and there were erosion concerns (there's actually an old quarry up the hill from the course). I'm also guessing that because at least part of the property used to be an orchard, he didn't need to bring in topsoil to grow grass.

I enjoyed Rustic the one time I played it. If I ever get to go on a buddies trip again, we're going to Ventura, and will play Soule, Rustic and Olivas Links (I know Forrest Richardson from his renovation at Baylands, which is my home course.)
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jeff, shocky is a big fan of forest richardson's wildly undulating greens with sideboards, backboards & trap doors at peacock gap plus he's a good guy...richardson lives in phoenix & designed for the trent jones (salespeople that do very little actual work in the field) firm legend trails which is quite good but unfortunately is an overbuilt housing development too close to the playing corridors

fun fact: forest's daughter haley lu richardson is a talented tv/movie actress!!

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seaside high school is bear territory!!#
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2025 phoenix open: 1st round update

michael kim (69, tied for 27th): despite crooked azz driving (5 out of 14 fairways in regulation with hooked & pushed drives) michael is rolling the rock including from off the green like a boss man & maximized his round with zero bogeys...fun fact: on the 442 yard 18th hole kim blocked his drive way right but it bounced multiple times down the cart path which resulted in michael opting to play the ball off the cart path & flicking a chip shot close enough for a birdie

^ footage of chip shot on the 18th hole during the 1st round (shocky wuz standing next to this rando phone shooter)
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2025 spring ball questions of the universe:

r the bears frail (usually INJURED) candy azz soft wideouts & tight ends gonna continue to just focus on catching vertical downfield strikes from devin & jaron or r they under the new leadership/change of direction of coach cefalo gonna ******* violently BLOCK like bad azz mother******* in the run game for jaydn & jaivian??

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bueno dias, can u spot the latina curvy brunette yoga female??

la universite de california=numero uno universite in todo el mundo
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as a direct result of his 4.0 gpa wife's pathetic attempts to make shocky jealous by marrying & having babies with him, 2.76 gpa rickie has withdrawn from the 2025 phoenix open

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cal's monster class update: as a direct result of shocky's family counseling (he aced psych 1 in berkeley back in the day) of fellow stinson beach high school grad jared, his wife christen has now updated her look to become a curvy brunette yoga female with a smokeshow ponytail

ur welcome jerry!!

cal's monster class is a public service project to improve life on planet earth#
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Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class update: as a direct result of shocky's family counseling (he aced psych 1 in berkeley back in the day) of fellow stinson beach high school grad jared, his wife christen has now updated her look to become a curvy brunette yoga female with a smokeshow ponytail

ur welcome jerry!!

cal's monster class is a public service project to improve life on planet earth#


Umm…. "Jerry" is Jared's dad.
You might want to get off the creep train.
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Alkiadt said:

Shocky1 said:


cal's monster class update: as a direct result of shocky's family counseling (he aced psych 1 in berkeley back in the day) of fellow stinson beach high school grad jared, his wife christen has now updated her look to become a curvy brunette yoga female with a smokeshow ponytail

ur welcome jerry!!

cal's monster class is a public service project to improve life on planet earth

Umm…. "Jerry" is Jared's dad.
You might want to get off the creep train.
guess wut alky?

shocky knows jerry from his marin community college baseball days & gets credit for telling the cal football coach (who wuz 100% unaware of jerry) at the time that there wuz a jc all league punter who averaged 44+ yards the prior season already enrolled at berkeley playing 3rd base for the bears...jerry punted for the bears the next season & his son followed in his footsteps to berkeley

the fact that u don't always get the monster's reference is ok, u didn't graduate from stinson beach high school like me, jerry & jared




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2025 phoenix open: 1st round update

ben an (68, tied for 16th): ben got rolling after a stuck in the mud front nine playing the his last 8 holes 4 under par...in the thin desert air an is pounding the **** outa his drives averaging 322 yards off the tee!!...highlight of the round wuz hitting it within a flagstick on the raucous stadium par 3 16th hole to the insane applause of the loudest crowds in professional golf & then draining the birdie putt!!

michael kim (69, tied for 27th): despite crooked azz driving (5 out of 14 fairways in regulation with hooked & pushed drives) michael is rolling the rock including from off the green like a boss man & maximized his round with zero bogeys...fun fact: on the 442 yard 18th hole kim blocked his drive way right but it bounced multiple times down the cart path which resulted in michael opting to play the ball off the cart path & flicking a chip shot close enough for a birdie

max homa (76, tied for 126th): maybe pressing with the hometown crowd behind him with overly aggressive irons & a cold putting day (only 51 feet in putts made) resulted in a unforgettable round...the good news is that max is starting to hit his cover fade drive again (a very solid & improving 10 out of 14 fairways) & the great news is that childhood friend/caddie joey greiner is back in action & on the bag (batman needs robin)!!

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2025 phoenix open: 2nd round update

michael kim (63, tied for 2nd): for the 2nd day in a row michael only hit 5 of 14 fairways but his sharp iron play & world class putting/short game resulted in no bogeys again en route to birdieing 5 of the his last 6 holes, kim will be in the final group mañana here in the desert


how did this happen??

shocky walked all 18 holes with michael on thursday coaching him up with verbal encouragement setting him up for today's EPIC round!!...fun fact: kim's thursday gallery for the round consisted of his moms & schulzie

ben an (70, tied for 34th): fun fact: ben's longest drive today wuz 359 yards!!

max homa (69, missed cut): it's very encouraging that max wuz 8th in the field in driving accuracy hitting 19 of the 28 fairways...gotta luv scottie

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the MAGIC of cal golf#
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Shocky1 said:

mbBear said:

Shocky1 said:

mb, shocky actually does have the current endowment figures for all cal sport teams

real facts: golf at $18,000,000+ (not including the tpc stonebrae $23,000,000+ practice facility/clubhouse which will be paid over 4 installments) got more money than football; baseball has almost used up all of its stu gordon fundraised "save baseball" money & rugby is not even close to the bear insider myth that it's "self-funded"...lance cooper got more money lost in his sofa than most of the cal olympic sport teams including women's field hockey
Honestly, they shouldn't even be trying to figure women's sports/title IX until the Government has it figured out.

So putting that aside for a second: based on Lyons saying all men's sports have to be endowed, what male sports do you think are in trouble?
mb, the crushing unprecedented financial debt being incurred by the athletic department needs to be addressed NOW:

cal currently operates 13 men's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) football
2) men's basketball
3) men's golf (the most endowed program in berkeley including football)
4) men's tennis
5) men's swimming & diving
6) men's water polo

the following 7 teams will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding)

1) baseball (41 counters): the stu gordon fundraising money is nearly all gone, evans diamonds will be repurposed for the greater good of the university with an internal accounting "sale" to the central campus
2) men's cross country (18 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
3) men's gymnastics (21 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, sport cut
4) men's rowing (71 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
5) men's rugby (62 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
6) men's soccer (41 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport playing local schools
7) men's track & field (65 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed

this will create a reduction of 319 counters which is the key metric for title ix compliance

cal currently operates 15 women's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) women's basketball
2) softball
3) women's gymnastics
4) women's golf
5) women's tennis
6) women's swimming & diving
7) women's water polo
8) women's volleyball
9) women's beach volleyball

the following 6 sports will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding):

1) women's cross country (14 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
2) field hockey (26 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
3) lacrosse (30 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
4) women's track & field (51 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
5) women's soccer (32 counters): lack of donors/fan interst, will become a club sport
6) women's rowing (60 counters): will become a club sport

this will create are a reduction of 233 counters which combined with the men's reduction of 319 counters will result in a total of 552 counters with all current scholly honored thru a berkeley degree/graduation

the athletic department will be operating 15 sport teams in compliance with the current ncca minimum of 15 sports program...the expectation for all teams will be to graduate 95% of their student athletes & compete for championships

the repurposing of evans diamond & edwards field via an internal "sale" to the central campus will allow for an accounting debt relief of the current hundred million dollars of athletic department debt that will never have future revenue streams for repayment

at that point there will be a corresponding streamlining/rightsizing of the current bloated/mismanged athletic department with more than half of the current bureaucracy released with a vast savings of salaries, benefits & retirement costs to the university

when chancellor lyons wuz promoted one of his 1st actions wuz commissioning a study of the athletic department, consultants are gonna bill him a $1,000,000+++ to tell him wut this monster post summarizes for FREE but that's just how non financially accountable organizations work that can't even figure out marketing 101's 1st step in building the brand/building a pipeline to future Builders of Berkeley would be to offer FREE tixs to all students for all football & basketball games which is beyond ******* obvious

or rich can just not do **** & let the impending pending financial tsunami heading for berkeley wash away all sports & berkeley will become become an ivy league sports model institution with no schollys on a shoestring budget (which will please the majority of the academians at berkeley) with an empty memorial stadium sitting quietly on fall gamedays with the seagulls circling above from further afar as alums discontinue returning to their alma mater



**** balenciaga#

check out jon wilner's highly informative conversation with chancellor lyons, the CURRENT ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT ANNUAL DEFICIT is $66,900,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quote from article: see below

What's more, the financial statement includes $37.2 million in direct support from central campus that's booked as revenue under NCAA reporting procedures. Without that assist, the operating budget would have shown a shortfall of $66.9 million.
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california golden bears 9
minnesota gophers 4

maryland terrapins 6
california golden bears 3

yeah drove down the 101 from north scottsdale to tempe today at the speed of light to check out the softball team's 1st day out for the 2025 season

beautiful weather in the low 70s as asu's facility which is framed by palm trees shimmering in the outfield, during the 1st game warm ups the bears stood in front of the dugout standing on 10 paws yelling FUN cheers led by this year team's emotional leader kaylee pond who is 100 hundo the person you would want riding shotgun next to you on a cross country drive to every buc-ee's in this beautiful country!!

starting line ups: all american shortstop acacia anders is out with messed up ribs which resulted in potential all acc home run slugger elon butler moving from 2nd base to ss and impressive true freshman mia phillips (who runs the bases with the electric speed of desean jackson returning punts at memorial stadium) starting at 2nd base

pitching: this team's 2025 campaign is gonna be determined by the pitching, this team is gonna score a lotta runs & the defense is solid with closing speed in the outfield...anna reimers looks incredibly fit kinda like an olympics skiing cross country gold medalist from a nordic country & after that it's gonna be a wide open competition...annabel tepperson is the early leader for the #2 role pitching from ahead of the count most of the time, freshman miranda de nava notched 7 strikeouts in closing out the 1st game after a jittery welcome to d1 softball, ashanti mcdade brings heat (gotta work on throwing more strikes) & ryann orange got a high upside

home runs: this team will lead the acc & potentially even the nation in home runs, it's an exciting fireworks offense to watch led by hitting coach brandon telesco...lagi quiroga got elite bat speed & led off the 1st game with a high ball to left field that kept soaring over the fence, impressive true freshman mia phillips followed her with a drilled homer to left field & who wuz so pumped up she rounded the bases in around 10 seconds, my favorite player alyssa "the ponytail" herrera (her moms is a school teacher) did her patented happy dance after her dinger, team leader mika lee continues her remarkable ascent as an improving player every season & kaylee pond's pumped up kicks home run trot!!

3rd base coaching: coach chelsea spencer is a remarkable head coach that has built a family 1st culture of young ladies that are academically ambitious & that care about each other but at the same time chelsea is still running the bears outta innings with her reckless & unsuccessful decisions to advance runners including asking her catcher to steal & being thrown out by 5 feet...honestly she should consider coaching 1st base, her poor decisions (the bears needed runners not an extra base) coupled with some not clean fielding/ball handling (lack of awareness of a runner heading to home plate) & an miscalculated cut off relay throw to home plate wuz key factors in the 2nd game loss to maryland

randi roelling: the arrogant georgia transfer & her overly involved little league dad's departure is a loss in the talent department but a plus for this year's team chemistry...this is kinda like mendoza & his sorry azz dad, good luck with nando & roelling's kinda worthless degrees when competing with berkeley & stanford grads in the highly competitive global economy that favors the well educated when they are 30 years old

saturday's doubleheader: early morning game with utah to be followed by a rematch with maryland, shocky is gonna catch the utes game before departing to handle his coaching duties with michael kim at the phoenix open in the former bears quest to win his 2nd pga tournament title


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as a direct result of his 4.0 gpa wife's pathetic attempts to make shocky jealous by marrying & having babies with him, 2.76 gpa rickie has withdrawn from the 2025 phoenix open

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don't be a dumb azz (dinosaurs don't got no gpas)#

facts: rickie trying so hard to keep up with shockie in the fashion game

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spellinng is for losers (at oklahoma state)#
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2026 4.0 gpa 6'5" 215 lbs apex predator edge defender kamron wilson from southridge high school (miami)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (including the fire dancing & japanese a5 waygu at mila's rooftop on south beach)
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Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

mbBear said:

Shocky1 said:

mb, shocky actually does have the current endowment figures for all cal sport teams

real facts: golf at $18,000,000+ (not including the tpc stonebrae $23,000,000+ practice facility/clubhouse which will be paid over 4 installments) got more money than football; baseball has almost used up all of its stu gordon fundraised "save baseball" money & rugby is not even close to the bear insider myth that it's "self-funded"...lance cooper got more money lost in his sofa than most of the cal olympic sport teams including women's field hockey
Honestly, they shouldn't even be trying to figure women's sports/title IX until the Government has it figured out.

So putting that aside for a second: based on Lyons saying all men's sports have to be endowed, what male sports do you think are in trouble?
mb, the crushing unprecedented financial debt being incurred by the athletic department needs to be addressed NOW:

cal currently operates 13 men's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) football
2) men's basketball
3) men's golf (the most endowed program in berkeley including football)
4) men's tennis
5) men's swimming & diving
6) men's water polo

the following 7 teams will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding)

1) baseball (41 counters): the stu gordon fundraising money is nearly all gone, evans diamonds will be repurposed for the greater good of the university with an internal accounting "sale" to the central campus
2) men's cross country (18 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
3) men's gymnastics (21 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, sport cut
4) men's rowing (71 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
5) men's rugby (62 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
6) men's soccer (41 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport playing local schools
7) men's track & field (65 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed

this will create a reduction of 319 counters which is the key metric for title ix compliance

cal currently operates 15 women's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) women's basketball
2) softball
3) women's gymnastics
4) women's golf
5) women's tennis
6) women's swimming & diving
7) women's water polo
8) women's volleyball
9) women's beach volleyball

the following 6 sports will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding):

1) women's cross country (14 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
2) field hockey (26 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
3) lacrosse (30 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
4) women's track & field (51 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
5) women's soccer (32 counters): lack of donors/fan interst, will become a club sport
6) women's rowing (60 counters): will become a club sport

this will create are a reduction of 233 counters which combined with the men's reduction of 319 counters will result in a total of 552 counters with all current scholly honored thru a berkeley degree/graduation

the athletic department will be operating 15 sport teams in compliance with the current ncca minimum of 15 sports program...the expectation for all teams will be to graduate 95% of their student athletes & compete for championships

the repurposing of evans diamond & edwards field via an internal "sale" to the central campus will allow for an accounting debt relief of the current hundred million dollars of athletic department debt that will never have future revenue streams for repayment

at that point there will be a corresponding streamlining/rightsizing of the current bloated/mismanged athletic department with more than half of the current bureaucracy released with a vast savings of salaries, benefits & retirement costs to the university

when chancellor lyons wuz promoted one of his 1st actions wuz commissioning a study of the athletic department, consultants are gonna bill him a $1,000,000+++ to tell him wut this monster post summarizes for FREE but that's just how non financially accountable organizations work that can't even figure out marketing 101's 1st step in building the brand/building a pipeline to future Builders of Berkeley would be to offer FREE tixs to all students for all football & basketball games which is beyond ******* obvious

or rich can just not do **** & let the impending pending financial tsunami heading for berkeley wash away all sports & berkeley will become become an ivy league sports model institution with no schollys on a shoestring budget (which will please the majority of the academians at berkeley) with an empty memorial stadium sitting quietly on fall gamedays with the seagulls circling above from further afar as alums discontinue returning to their alma mater



**** balenciaga#

check out jon wilner's highly informative conversation with chancellor lyons, the CURRENT ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT ANNUAL DEFICIT is $66,900,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quote from article: see below

What's more, the financial statement includes $37.2 million in direct support from central campus that's booked as revenue under NCAA reporting procedures. Without that assist, the operating budget would have shown a shortfall of $66.9 million.
Just like UCLA: "But the Bruins' yearly deficit of $51.85 million reflected their ongoing challenges in balancing their budget amid a rapidly changing college sports landscape." https://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/story/2025-01-24/ucla-athletics-budget-numbers


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2025 phoenix open: 3rd round update

michael kim (68, tied for 2nd): michael is the only player in the field without a bogey for the first 54 holes & is a perfect 13 of 13 in scrambling (getting up & down in 2 shots when missing a green)...michael got his high draw driver working now (thx to swing instructor sean foley) & hit 12 of 14 fairways today after hitting only 10 fairways total in his first 2 rounds)

the pga has changed the requirements for earning a 2026 pga tour card from past seasons 125 players to only the top 100 players in the 2025 standings so tomorrow is a golden opportunity for kim to solidify his status on the tour...michael will be playing in the 2nd to last group mañana

michael, ur gonna have a lotta golden bears (50 year friendships) on ur side tomorrow!!

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ben an (76, 76th place): ben hacked a couple of short game shots around the 9th & 10th greens in a forgettable round...golf is really really hard sometimes
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chabba, it's no mystery that the cal athletic department's 2024 financial shortfall of $66,900,000+ is not only significantly worser than ucla (which be receiving full revenue shares from the big 10 moving forward) but with the current millions of dollars in increased travel costs for sport teams traveling to the east coast for acc competition, the heavily discounted acc revenue dollars vs the pac 12 & the upcoming house settlement $20,500,000 payments to student athletes the knowlton ****show's 2025 financial shortfall will be $100,000,000+ unless the bloated bureaucracy is downsized (i.e. cutting sports teams & "selling" evans diamond/edwards stadium to the central campus)

chancellor lyons is hoping that berkeley alums will participate in wut has been described to me as a "timeshare sales pitch" to donate to the current sports teams for 20 year operating costs endowments

there is ZERO chance this fundraising campaign is gonna generate the dollars to endow the coed quidditch team for the next 20 years



rich thinks he's got time to **** around with this pointless fundraising campaign when the reality is that the financial tsunami is heading towards berkeley right NOW!!

the hound of the bureaucrats (want ur money to pay for their salaries & mismanagement to cover the 2025 $100,000,000+ financial deficit)#
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Chabbear said:

Shocky1 said:

Shocky1 said:

mbBear said:

Shocky1 said:

mb, shocky actually does have the current endowment figures for all cal sport teams

real facts: golf at $18,000,000+ (not including the tpc stonebrae $23,000,000+ practice facility/clubhouse which will be paid over 4 installments) got more money than football; baseball has almost used up all of its stu gordon fundraised "save baseball" money & rugby is not even close to the bear insider myth that it's "self-funded"...lance cooper got more money lost in his sofa than most of the cal olympic sport teams including women's field hockey
Honestly, they shouldn't even be trying to figure women's sports/title IX until the Government has it figured out.

So putting that aside for a second: based on Lyons saying all men's sports have to be endowed, what male sports do you think are in trouble?
mb, the crushing unprecedented financial debt being incurred by the athletic department needs to be addressed NOW:

cal currently operates 13 men's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) football
2) men's basketball
3) men's golf (the most endowed program in berkeley including football)
4) men's tennis
5) men's swimming & diving
6) men's water polo

the following 7 teams will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding)

1) baseball (41 counters): the stu gordon fundraising money is nearly all gone, evans diamonds will be repurposed for the greater good of the university with an internal accounting "sale" to the central campus
2) men's cross country (18 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
3) men's gymnastics (21 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, sport cut
4) men's rowing (71 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
5) men's rugby (62 counters): will become a club sport, can still compete for championships
6) men's soccer (41 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport playing local schools
7) men's track & field (65 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed

this will create a reduction of 319 counters which is the key metric for title ix compliance

cal currently operates 15 women's sports, the following teams will be retained:

1) women's basketball
2) softball
3) women's gymnastics
4) women's golf
5) women's tennis
6) women's swimming & diving
7) women's water polo
8) women's volleyball
9) women's beach volleyball

the following 6 sports will be cut/reclassified as club sports (with zero athletic dept funding):

1) women's cross country (14 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
2) field hockey (26 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
3) lacrosse (30 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, will become a club sport
4) women's track & field (51 counters): lack of donors/fan interest, edwards field will be repurposed
5) women's soccer (32 counters): lack of donors/fan interst, will become a club sport
6) women's rowing (60 counters): will become a club sport

this will create are a reduction of 233 counters which combined with the men's reduction of 319 counters will result in a total of 552 counters with all current scholly honored thru a berkeley degree/graduation

the athletic department will be operating 15 sport teams in compliance with the current ncca minimum of 15 sports program...the expectation for all teams will be to graduate 95% of their student athletes & compete for championships

the repurposing of evans diamond & edwards field via an internal "sale" to the central campus will allow for an accounting debt relief of the current hundred million dollars of athletic department debt that will never have future revenue streams for repayment

at that point there will be a corresponding streamlining/rightsizing of the current bloated/mismanged athletic department with more than half of the current bureaucracy released with a vast savings of salaries, benefits & retirement costs to the university

when chancellor lyons wuz promoted one of his 1st actions wuz commissioning a study of the athletic department, consultants are gonna bill him a $1,000,000+++ to tell him wut this monster post summarizes for FREE but that's just how non financially accountable organizations work that can't even figure out marketing 101's 1st step in building the brand/building a pipeline to future Builders of Berkeley would be to offer FREE tixs to all students for all football & basketball games which is beyond ******* obvious

or rich can just not do **** & let the impending pending financial tsunami heading for berkeley wash away all sports & berkeley will become become an ivy league sports model institution with no schollys on a shoestring budget (which will please the majority of the academians at berkeley) with an empty memorial stadium sitting quietly on fall gamedays with the seagulls circling above from further afar as alums discontinue returning to their alma mater



**** balenciaga#

check out jon wilner's highly informative conversation with chancellor lyons, the CURRENT ATHLETIC DEPARTMENT ANNUAL DEFICIT is $66,900,000!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

quote from article: see below

What's more, the financial statement includes $37.2 million in direct support from central campus that's booked as revenue under NCAA reporting procedures. Without that assist, the operating budget would have shown a shortfall of $66.9 million.
Just like UCLA: "But the Bruins' yearly deficit of $51.85 million reflected their ongoing challenges in balancing their budget amid a rapidly changing college sports landscape." https://www.latimes.com/sports/ucla/story/2025-01-24/ucla-athletics-budget-numbers





Just as UCLA's financial statement reflects as 'revenue' $30M in direct support from the institution's central fund, which you conveniently omitted in your zeal to paint Cal as worse off than its Southern branch baby brother. UCLA's athletic department has also run at a deficit for 6 consecutive years totaling a whopping $219M in existing red ink.
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ucla operates 21 sports teams while cal operates 28 sports teams and westwood is gonna start receiving $65,000,000 to $75,000,000 from the big 10 while cal receives closer to $15,000,000 from the acc

bottom line, this upcoming year's financial deficit for the cal athletic department is projected to be $100,000,000+ for a 12 month period

berkeley is charting a course for bankruptcy with the imminent financial tsunami and then rich will be the chancellor whose legacy includes losing our status as the #1 ranked public university in the world

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who u got tomorrow??

shoski got michael kim tomorrow in the final round of the 2025 phoenix open (IF current 5 stroke leader thomas detry tries to party tonite in old town, get's ****** up at toca madera's bar/lounge area which then results in him getting arrested by scottsdale police after taking lewd & lascivious fotos with a curvy brunette yoga female in the adjacent partially curtained selfie room & misses his morning tee time while getting bailed out or something)

let's ******* go, michael!!

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smokeshow ponytails & flammable fireshows r triggering#
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^ check out the NO EFFORT comment in the above cal football video at the 10 second mark

yeah shocky's running backs are from cali, should the monster buy a watch or an aquarium??

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cal's monster class (life is NOT linear)#
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TY Shocky. Glad to hear he is on the comeback. I'd been wondering, I am sure others were also.

Thanks for the update.
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51, a long time ago as the general manager of the cal basketball program in charge of gpas/academic achievement, recruiting, attendance/fan engagement, fundraising for the basketball practice facility & player development of yoga/ fashion shocky traveled to 100+ consecutive cal basketball games in a row (usually with his daughter taylor) in a time when multiple future nba ballers roamed the floor of haas pavilion on loud & electric gamedays

at the time shocky mistakenly thought it wuz all about our quest to win a national championship in berkeley but he can see clearly now that it really about all about the SPECIAL relationships that wuz forged along the way



cal's monster class (a dumb azz's love letter to the MAGIC of cal basketball)#
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lulu, ionna, kayla, gabby & shocky don't give 2 ***** about the national football league#
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2025 phoenix open: 4th round update

michael kim (67, tied for 2nd): playing in an electric frenzied atmosphere michael played a remarkable back nine with world class ball striking with 3 birdies & six pars that literally cinged the cup on putts/a chip shot!!...kim finished the week 1st in scrambling (up & down 15 outta 16 times) & 4th in green in regulation (56 outta 72 greens) which combined with his greatest strength of putting makes him a contender returning home (now qualified by virtue of his finish this week) to next week's pga tournament in san diego for the torrey pines high school grad

today's clutch finish is critical for michael's career: it enhances the probability of finishing in the top 100 this season & earning his pga tour card for 2026, qualifying for the next couple of signature pga tour events & probably an invitation to the 2025 pga championship major at quail hollow in may!!

next week's la open has been relocated to la jolla with michael joining collin, max & ben in the 80 player field which will include tiger

ben an (72, 73rd): fun fact: while thomas detry buried the final birdie on the 18th green in front of 25,000+ screaming fans, ben at the same time wuz putting out on the 9th green (started on the 10th tee) in front of shocky, 3 inebriated passed out dudes wearing chiefs jerseys & a bored marshall
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2025 scholly roster departures: 31 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...tulsa degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...grad transfer portal...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...nfl declaration/pursuing berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree
kadarius calloway, running back...out of eligibility...pursuing berkeley degree
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...nfl declaration...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...pursuing berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree


note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree

kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...pursuing berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle..portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree

elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree

tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai milner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree




do u got premium 91 in ur tank??#
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^ fun fact: northeastern university is in boston...patrick, make sure u get a warm parka, freezing azz new england is NOT tropical like honolulu...it's also kinda important that u earn a degree unless u wanna be working security at the outrigger when ur 30 years old brah

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