Vibes are good 🙌😎#GoBears x #CaboCollegiate pic.twitter.com/J2LmnLsjU3

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) March 2, 2025

WARNING: no day drinking at the red door comfort stations at the todd eckenrode cartball designed twin dolphins or the mini bars at the cabo montage#

https://instagr.am/p/C7uJ_qTtU_e

Grateful to be able to support @_CraigWoodson @marcusharris_5 & @NohlWilliams as they performed on the big stage! So proud of these guys💯 They bought into the process, trusted the mentorship of myself and @CoachTreW, now they are one step closer to their dreams!! Who’s next?! 🐻 pic.twitter.com/Zx5BnAX1ga

— Terrence Brown (@CoachTB02) March 1, 2025

terrence brown (all in on his players both on & off the field, stanford grad): future cal defensive coordinator in training

congratulations to markeisha everrett on leading the cal's men basketball team to a 17th outta 18th finish in the 2024/2025 acc attendance standings, her decision to again not offer FREE tickets to all students wuz genius in building the fanbase & a future pipeline to Builders of Berkeley...markeisha does this **** with NO EFFORT at my old palace haas pavilion
https://theacc.com/stats.aspx?path=mbball&year=2024

and congrats to james arthur knowlton & jennifer simon-o'neil on yet another seasons in the sun without any mentions of the critically needed dedicated basketball practice facility...jimmy & jenny know that the hoopers can always go over to the outdoor courts at montera middle school if they wanna work on their games!!

this is why chancellor lyons needs to also hire a basketball general manager for both teams that operates & fundraises separately from the failed/bankrupt cal athletic department

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That's a wrap on moving day! 🤩#CognizantClassic pic.twitter.com/XJfYcZe5bu

— Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches (@the_cognizant) March 1, 2025

2025 pga tournament in west palm beach: 3rd round update

michael kim (67, 2nd ): playing 54 holes with 37 pars, 16 birdies & only 1 bogey, michael is 10 for 11 on scrambling & his lone bogey wuz fabulously played whacking the ball outta the water on the diabolical par 3 15th hole by taking off his right shoe & taking a muddy swip hitting the ball 35 feet from the hole!!

Can confirm that steep works from the mud. But let’s not test that out tomorrow 😅😂 https://t.co/N1dvFWHJ8o

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) March 1, 2025

this week kim has birdied 8 of the 9 par 5s & made a terrific birdie on the short par 4 4th hole by hitting a gap wedge crisply outta a deep fairway bunker stiff for a tap in

course management: tomorrow's pin placements will be an interesting nuance for the final group twosome of michael (works the ball right to left) & north scottsdale's jake knapp (works the ball left to right) as the cups on most holes will favor one of the 2 ball strikers but not both

fun fact: a top 2 finish for michael will be a major plus in kim (currently ranked #79 in the world rankings) potentially earning an invitation to the 2025 masters tournament (the top 50 in the official world golf rankings at the end of the florida swing are invited to augusta national, missed the cut in 2019)

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Final-round hole locations for the Cognizant Classic in The Palm Beaches pic.twitter.com/C2Po46IduU

— PGA TOUR Communications (@PGATOURComms) March 2, 2025

wut up michael??

with ur stock right to left ball flight there are a couple of cautionary pin placements (non par 5s which r always full attack mode as ur 8 under par on them this week) today specifically on the 6th, 7th, 11th, 12th, 15th & 16th holes where a shot played 15-20 feet left of the pin is the right spot for u to drain a birdie putt!!

brah ur playing with house money & it's absolutely beautiful to watch u play with full joy (zero fear), yeah golf is ******* FUN!!...patience is the key, knapp honestly gotta crooked azz driver unlike u

there's already been one wildly popular pro golf winner this week with 31 year old ex criminal (spent 5 years in prison at age 21 for a violent assault as part of the australian motorcycle gang "the rebels," the oz version of the hells angels) ryan peake winning the 2025 zew zealand open (and now qualifying for the 2025 british open at royal portrush in northern ireland this summer)

pro tip: if u play a practice round with ryan & he wants u to give him a putt u should probably do so!!

https://instagr.am/p/DGr1_DwpMyE
this is the golden renaissance era of cal golf (let's ******* go!!)#

I was at the game last night and the attendance was disappointing, especially for it being the last home game of the season. It did fill up a bit more after the game started, but still a far cry from when Haas used to rock.

I understand that, after 6-7 years of unwatchable basketball due to poor coaching, that it will take time before fans return. But I think Mark Madsen is turning the program around, and we really need to support him and the team better with higher attendance.

Despite this, MM was very appreciative of the fans who were there, and his energy and enthusiasm is infectious. I really hope our attendance will be better next year as he continues to build up the program. Let's go, Bears!

force one, appreciate u truly bleed blue & gold but "hoping" fans r gonna return to haas is not a viable biz strategy, the men's basketball fanbase has honestly aged out with its diehard aarp supporters...dead people r NOT gonna show up next season (or really any season in the future) no matter how many immediately deleted special offer emails r sent out by the clueless (and lazy) markeisha & vasileios iliopoulos

the key to growing gameday attendance starts with berkeley students, chancellor lyons needs to designate a basketball general manager (just like football) whose 1st call of action will be to inclusively offer FREE tixs to all students (not just rich kids from pebble beach, menlo park & bel aire but also poor as **** kids from seaside, oakland & boyles heights who can't afford the student season pass) for all games...and then fundraising for a vastly scaled back dedicated basketball practice facility with leidy & jaylen brown as the prominent faces of cal basketball

https://instagr.am/p/DDVjG7Cyyzf
yeah shocky still loves cal basketball but there's too much bull**** right now for him to give 2 ***** about it these days

https://instagr.am/p/DGl4M70MZwo

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force one, appreciate u truly bleed blue & gold but "hoping" fans r gonna return to haas is not a viable biz strategy, the men's basketball fanbase has honestly aged out with its diehard aarp supporters...dead people r NOT gonna show up next season (or really any season in the future) no matter how many immediately deleted special offer emails r sent out by the clueless (and lazy) markeisha & vasileios iliopoulos

the key to growing gameday attendance starts with berkeley students, chancellor lyons needs to designate a basketball general manager (just like football) whose 1st call of action will be to inclusively offer FREE tixs to all students (not just rich kids from pebble beach, menlo park & bel aire but also poor as **** kids from seaside, oakland & boyles heights who can't afford the student season pass) for all games...and then fundraising for a vastly scaled back dedicated basketball practice facility with leidy & jaylen brown as the prominent faces of cal basketball

https://instagr.am/p/DDVjG7Cyyzf
yeah shocky still loves cal basketball but there's too much bull**** right now for him to give 2 ***** about it these days

https://instagr.am/p/DGl4M70MZwo

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Fully agree that we need to tap into the current/recent students to build up hype and energy to get attendance numbers back up and the current marketing has been failing at this important outreach effort for far too long. They need to clean house.

The Times They Are A-Changin'YouTube Bob Dylan - TopicOct 19, 2023

Thought this might be appropriate for the discussion here.

NEWS: Four-Star IOL Tommy Tofi is down to 8️⃣ Schools, he tells me for @on3recruits

The 6’7 335 IOL from San Francisco, CA is the No. 1 IOL in California (per On3)

Where Should He Go?👇🏽https://t.co/t9zAvaEapO pic.twitter.com/lExifXZk9E

— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) March 1, 2025

cal's monster class KEY to this recruitment: give pops a key to haas pavilion so he can get his saturday morning shots up before watching the tofi boyz with moms & the fam after the FUN 30 minute drive to berkeley on fall gamedays!!

real talk: if u get injured at oregon & don't make the nfl, ur ****** in life (and the ducks coaches will have long moved on from u brah)...don't be a dumb azz, there is no brotherly culture in eugene, football players r disposable gladiators (in a semi pro organization without an academic component or a secondary plan for building generational wealth in life after football)

17% of the bull**** that comes outta tosh's mouth is factually true

finalist list got some **** academic skools (polys r smart)#

https://instagr.am/p/DGt0UunNsIO
california golden bears 82
miami hurricanes 63

ugonne foul watch: only 2 fouls & stayed on the floor playing imposing interior DEFENSE with verticality (not reaching with the hands or lower body contact) & literally unstoppable offensively (setting screens with deliberation which is an upgrade for the nation's leader in moving screen fouls) along with 10 boards & 12 of 14 field goals for a career high 26 points...yeah michelle is a generational talent that could be an acc tournament mvp as the catalyst for them california golden bears

https://instagr.am/p/DGtpq_ASVwr
acc tournament: the bears will be most likely playing virginia next thursday in greensboro with the winner then playing notre dame, this will be a couple of potential neutral floor games (unlike duke, north carolina & north carolina state with their fans in attendance) as the 24-7 bears (16-1 at haas pavilion) look to improve their 2025 ncca tournament seeding

2025 roster: with the ncca settlement marta "the bull" suarez is in for a big nil paycheck if she opts to stay in berkeley for another season with lulu "the gold coast" twidale & gabby "the colt" abigor along with mcdonalds all american puff "the magic" morris forming a formidable quartet looking for a standout 5th starter & key rotational players

this is what we do!!: congrats to lulu on coining a phrase that will reverberate in the history of cal women's basketball that honors the legacy of this special FUN group of seniors: ionna "let it fly" krimili, kayla "let's rumble" williams, jayda "the artist" noble, natalia "not slo" ackerman & claudia "donde esta la playa en barcelona?" langarita

cal's monster class (is NOT ******* done)#

This pretty Lime Green Palm Tree Painting is heading to Scottsdale Arizona. So thankful for all my wonderful art collectors! Hope it brings happiness to your walls. Many thanks!!! Live vibrantly and colorfully. . . @palmtreeartist #Palmtree #Palmtrees #palms #palmtreeartist … pic.twitter.com/D251U2YPIj

— Kristen Abrahamson (@KAbrahamsonArt) October 27, 2019

fun fact: shocky luvs palm trees (particularly at the claremont) & the above painting wuz commissioned for his living room

2025 pga tournament in west palm beach: 4th round update

michael kim (71, tied for 6th): finished 1st in the field in scrambling with 15 outta 18 up & downs along with elite ball striking (54 out of 72 greens in regulation with a high percentage of the "misses" on the fringes)...with the course baking out in the higher velocity winds michael kinda uncharacteristically struggled with the green speeds in the final group...15 under par for the tournament at pga national is FANTASTIC golf!!

kim is now qualified for bay hill next week with fellow bears collin, max & ben

the golden renaissance era of cal golf (is not yesterday or tomorrow, it's right ******* now)#

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cal's monster class OFFICIAL movie review:

in that the FLORIDA PROJECT is shocky's favorite movie of the last decade (director sean baker is wildly talented, his cinematic reflections upon humanity make the monster both cry & laugh sometimes at the same ******* time) do NOT miss his latest masterpiece ANORA

u will luv this ******* movie, mother******!!

where the **** did the RING go?? (ZERO ******* commitment)#

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the monster's picks for the 2025 oscar's best actress & best movie awards#

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https://instagr.am/p/DGuP5NXJ3My
a triumphant victory for small budget INDEPENDENT moviemaking (tell the story u wanna tell at erewhon)!!#

Shocky1 said:

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cal's monster class OFFICIAL movie review:

in that the FLORIDA PROJECT is shocky's favorite movie of the last decade (director sean baker is wildly talented, his cinematic reflections upon humanity make the monster both cry & laugh sometimes at the same ******* time) do NOT miss his latest masterpiece ANORA

u will luv this ******* movie, mother******!!

where the **** did the RING go?? (ZERO ******* commitment)#

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the monster's picks for the 2025 oscar's best actress & best movie awards#

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https://instagr.am/p/DGuP5NXJ3My
a triumphant victory for small budget INDEPENDENT moviemaking (tell the story u wanna tell at erewhon)!!#

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I saw this happen tonight and thought of you.

https://instagr.am/p/C6_9aI6p7x6
that's just ******* great sycasey, lunch is on u next time at erewhon

Standing of America’s public universities — data from an alum (they look right). @UCBerkeley pic.twitter.com/CzBjJVzQFZ

— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) March 2, 2025

A few months back I posted a pic of Berkeley’s University House backyard. Here’s how it looked yesterday. Jen and I are grateful. pic.twitter.com/q3B0n3TzkO

— Rich Lyons (@richlyons) February 27, 2025

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (don't be a dumb azz)

JUCO Highlight Tape (Full Season)
6’3 220lb All Conference DE/LB
3.1 GPA
Foothill December Grad 25’
Transcript Available Upon Request @RaivioMatt @BrandonYounger @DionLeonard_2 @CoachAntHerrera https://t.co/IS8rsEZPvW pic.twitter.com/XKIMeX3qID

— Joshua Shanklin (@J_outtapocket14) December 13, 2024

2025 3.1 gpa 6'3" 220 lbs outside linebacker (unreal 14.5 sacks last season) joshua shanklin at foothill college (oakland high school)#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (just ask the JET!!!!)

COMMITTED!!! @CalFootball #Gobears 🐻 pic.twitter.com/BnDBkEHP7x

— Erik Peters (@Erik_Peters_) February 28, 2025

california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.0+ gpa)
jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class:

erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (3.0 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)
khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (3.0+ gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)
david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv
the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the WORLD (just ask the disney
wives)

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~ Cal Berkeley #1 Academic University , & climate, nature intellectual community culture

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This pretty Lime Green Palm Tree Painting is heading to Scottsdale Arizona. So thankful for all my wonderful art collectors! Hope it brings happiness to your walls. Many thanks!!! Live vibrantly and colorfully. . . @palmtreeartist #Palmtree #Palmtrees #palms #palmtreeartist … pic.twitter.com/D251U2YPIj

— Kristen Abrahamson (@KAbrahamsonArt) October 27, 2019

fun fact: shocky luvs palm trees (particularly at the claremont) & the above painting wuz commissioned for his living room

2025 pga tournament in west palm beach: 4th round update

michael kim (71, tied for 6th): finished 1st in the field in scrambling with 15 outta 18 up & downs along with elite ball striking (54 out of 72 greens in regulation with a high percentage of the "misses" on the fringes)...with the course baking out in the higher velocity winds michael kinda uncharacteristically struggled with the green speeds in the final group...15 under par for the tournament at pga national is FANTASTIC golf!!

kim is now qualified for bay hill next week with fellow bears collin, max & ben

the golden renaissance era of cal golf (is not yesterday or tomorrow, it's right ******* now)#

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Thoughts from Cognizant
-I gave myself a chance heading into the back nine on Sunday and that’s all I could ask for. I’m very happy of how I handled myself mentally. I felt calm on the golf course but didn’t execute some shots and putts. My speed on my putting was slightly off. I…

— Michael S. Kim (@Mike_kim714) March 3, 2025

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The Times They Are A-Changin'YouTube Bob Dylan - TopicOct 19, 2023

Thought this might be appropriate for the discussion here.

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Was disappointed that "A Complete Unknown" was shut out of the Oscars last night.

Great movie and Edward Norton Jr and Timothy C were fantastic! We were in Manhattan recently and made a pilgrimage to Dylan's apartment on West 4th Street in Greenwich village that was depicted in the move and is around the corner from photoshoot location for cover of his second album.

https://instagr.am/p/C7PZsI6PVAP
napa valley, agreed that edward norton jr is a generational acting talent, hopefully u got to check out the levain bakery (which compares favorably to bouchon if u got chocolate cravings like the monster) around the corner in the village

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NEWS: Four-Star IOL Tommy Tofi is down to 8️⃣ Schools, he tells me for @on3recruits

The 6’7 335 IOL from San Francisco, CA is the No. 1 IOL in California (per On3)

Where Should He Go?👇🏽https://t.co/t9zAvaEapO pic.twitter.com/lExifXZk9E

— Hayes Fawcett (@Hayesfawcett3) March 1, 2025

cal's monster class KEY to this recruitment: give pops a key to haas pavilion so he can get his saturday morning shots up before watching the tofi boyz with moms & the fam after the FUN 30 minute drive to berkeley on fall gamedays!!

real talk: if u get injured at oregon & don't make the nfl, ur ****** in life (and the ducks coaches will have long moved on from u brah when ur living in a cardboard box under the 280 overpass at age 30)...don't be a dumb azz, there is no brotherly culture in eugene, football players r disposable gladiators (in a semi pro organization without an academic component or a secondary plan for building generational wealth in life after football)

17% of the bull**** that comes outta tosh's mouth is factually true

finalist list got some **** academic skools (polys r smart)#

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MONSTER #1 target on the cal 2026 big board recruiting update: all american poly bad azz tommy tofi is gonna officially visit cal on may 29th!!

4⭐️ Tommy Tofi catches up with @adamgorney at the @RivalsCamp to talk Oregon and Cal pic.twitter.com/xL0zBQQpAV

— Rivals High School (@Rivals_HS) March 2, 2025

yeah it's a stress free (laughing/singing in the car) 30 minute drive on gamedays for the fam from the city to memorial stadium: no buying plane tickets for weather delayed/challenged flights to the freezing azz northwest, booking overpriced rental cars (if even available, if u need a suv forget about it), staying at the motel 8 in medford (all the hotels within an hour of eugene are pre sold out with mandatory 2/3 night requirements on ducks gameday weekends with room prices doubled/tripled) & buying multiple meals a day for the fam at redneck restaurants

bay bridge bears (ohana)#

Came to play! 👏

Freshman Eric Zhou jumped into the top 10 individually with a 5-under 66 on day two of the @CaboCollegiate.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/P1FvTBGqvL

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) March 3, 2025

hombre en fuego!!#

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Thank you @CalFootball for having me at Junior Day today 🙏🏽 Blessed & honored to have this opportunity !! #GoBears #ClassOf2026 #BLESSED @browning_coach @BrandonHuffman @dlsathletics @dlsfootball17 @edubbmuziq @eTelona4259 @MWCherrington @BenjiPalu_Cal @247Sports @morisuesue pic.twitter.com/mWOv99ysYA

— Nemyah Telona - 3⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@NemyahTelona59) February 2, 2025

2026 6'3" 289 lbs ELITE defensive tackle nemyah talon from delasalle high school#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for independent thinkers that know that tosh tells the truth 17% of the time)

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cal's monster class recruiting update: quick twitch +1 athletic nemyah is gonna official visit cal on may 9th, talon intends to graduate from delasalle in december & enroll in college in january of 2026

Concord (Calif.) De La Salle defensive lineman Nemyah Telona working out tonight. OVs set for Arizona and Cal for May and locking in Oregon OV. https://t.co/bcbRa0lElR @NemyahTelona59 pic.twitter.com/HrLwOH8CjJ

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) March 1, 2025

.@collin_morikawa cleans up the bunker with this ridiculous shot 👀 pic.twitter.com/xiQ6BPZd3A

— TGL (@TGL) March 3, 2025

fun fact: collin morikawa wuz at best an average sand player during his berkeley days, thru hard work & technique adjustments he's now an elite bunker player, notice the SPEED of the shorter swing thru the ball!!

🐻 Inside the Cal dugout@CalSB | @NutterClassic #mncc #secsoftball #softballpitcher #collegesoftball #ncaasoftball #softballcheers pic.twitter.com/JGToMjVPmd

— FloCollege | Softball (@FloCollegeSB) March 3, 2025

cal softball: shocky went to the bears season opening double header in tempe during phoenix open week & can one hundo confirm this team not only gotta lotta ponytails but also that they be FUN as ****!!

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Thank you @CalFootball for having me at Junior Day today 🙏🏽 Blessed & honored to have this opportunity !! #GoBears #ClassOf2026 #BLESSED @browning_coach @BrandonHuffman @dlsathletics @dlsfootball17 @edubbmuziq @eTelona4259 @MWCherrington @BenjiPalu_Cal @247Sports @morisuesue pic.twitter.com/mWOv99ysYA

— Nemyah Telona - 3⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@NemyahTelona59) February 2, 2025

2026 6'3" 289 lbs ELITE defensive tackle nemyah talon from delasalle high school#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for independent thinkers that know that tosh tells the truth 17% of the time)

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cal's monster class recruiting update: quick twitch +1 athletic nemyah is gonna official visit cal on may 9th, talon intends to graduate from delasalle in december & enroll in college in january of 2026

Concord (Calif.) De La Salle defensive lineman Nemyah Telona working out tonight. OVs set for Arizona and Cal for May and locking in Oregon OV. https://t.co/bcbRa0lElR @NemyahTelona59 pic.twitter.com/HrLwOH8CjJ

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) March 1, 2025

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This player favors Oregon. If that Ducks offer is actionable he is going to be a really hard pull for Cal. Oregon has 4 commits already at DL and 1 at edge. They supposedly lead for edge Derek Colman-Brusa the top recruit in Washington. His offer to UO may not be actionable at this point.

Good player and one I hope the Bears can keep home.

Congratulations Commissioner Kliavkoff and welcome to the Pac-12. Looking forward to building our partnership! #GoBears @CalAthletics https://t.co/cpZUphKRKG

— Jim Knowlton (@ADCalBears) May 14, 2021

Knowlton Knows Nothing Notes:
https://calbears.com/news/2025/3/1/athletics-news-knowltons-notes-a-season-of-change.aspx

jimmy fails to mention at all the monumental seismic change with ron riviera getting hopefully approved as the 1st general manager of the cal football program at the next uc board of regents meeting on march 18th-20th at the ucla campus in westwood...fully expect ron's 1st call of action will be to inclusively offer FREE tixs to memorial stadium for the fall of 2025 gamedays to all berkeley students to ensure that poor as **** kids from seaside can celebrate the magic of cal football with their classmates just like the 17 mile drive trust funders whose baby daddy's can afford the student season pass

the con artist also doesn't provide any dedicated basketball practice facility fundraising updates or mention that markeisha's decision with his full support to not offer FREE tickets to all students contributed to the men's basketball team finishing 17th outta 18 teams in this season's acc attendance with its declining aarp premium fanbase but on the plus side ironically (in a sad funny kinda way) mentions that the men's team is "continuing to work toward a berth in the ACC Tournament" which is extended to everybody except the 3 worstest teams

u could not make this **** up

If there was any debate as to the length of time Cal has to win a seat at the table, this ends it. 5 years to remain part of the fabric of top tier college football. https://t.co/dfa8ndtFv2

— Oski’s Drinking Straw (@Oskisstraw) March 4, 2025

Why is Knowlton still around?

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Thank you @CalFootball for having me at Junior Day today 🙏🏽 Blessed & honored to have this opportunity !! #GoBears #ClassOf2026 #BLESSED @browning_coach @BrandonHuffman @dlsathletics @dlsfootball17 @edubbmuziq @eTelona4259 @MWCherrington @BenjiPalu_Cal @247Sports @morisuesue pic.twitter.com/mWOv99ysYA

— Nemyah Telona - 3⭐️⭐️⭐️ (@NemyahTelona59) February 2, 2025

2026 6'3" 289 lbs ELITE defensive tackle nemyah talon from delasalle high school#

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public university in the world (for independent thinkers that know that tosh tells the truth 17% of the time)

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cal's monster class recruiting update: quick twitch +1 athletic nemyah is gonna official visit cal on may 9th, talon intends to graduate from delasalle in december & enroll in college in january of 2026

Concord (Calif.) De La Salle defensive lineman Nemyah Telona working out tonight. OVs set for Arizona and Cal for May and locking in Oregon OV. https://t.co/bcbRa0lElR @NemyahTelona59 pic.twitter.com/HrLwOH8CjJ

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) March 1, 2025

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This player favors Oregon. If that Ducks offer is actionable he is going to be a really hard pull for Cal. Oregon has 4 commits already at DL and 1 at edge. They supposedly lead for edge Derek Colman-Brusa the top recruit in Washington. His offer to UO may not be actionable at this point.

Good player and one I hope the Bears can keep home.

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What any of that, or the recruit from Washington, has to do with which school "Telona favors" totally escapes me. As things presently stand, looks to me like 'he favors' Cal.

6956 & pitts, both of the bay area tofi & telona 2026 recruitments are far from decided, in this era of the transfer portal elite prospects are aware more than ever the dangers of committing to a low academic (wut's ur plan for life after football, r u gonna be living in a box under the 280 overpass when ur 30 years old??) football factories like oregon that recruit over guys (stacked 3/4 deep at every position) all the time plus the gameday travel logistics for their families are challenging to get to a ****hole like eugene as winter approaches

there's no poly brotherly luv in freezing azz eugene, that's just tosh bull****

just ask jaron#

Cal finished T11 (+26) at the @CaboCollegiate with Eric Zhou & Sihao Cong earning top-30 individual finishes.

Back at it next weekend at the Arizona Thunderbirds Intercollegiate.#GoBears pic.twitter.com/JeVqyvP179

— Cal Men's Golf (@CalMensGolf) March 4, 2025

good news: no california golden bears wuz killed in cabo!!



creasy's humanity makes shocky cry (top 5 movie of all time)#

^ full transparency: it should also be pointed out that longwell's ****show kicking operation last season also makes shocky cry



why is mateen in westwood (and a scholly deal not worked out between shocky, bhaghani's parents*who contacted me & the cal football staff)??#

gerald does this **** with NO EFFORT (should he buy a watch, an aquarium or a swimming pool??)#

https://instagr.am/p/DGwp1Fav1rc
this is what we do!!#