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^ league looks like an incoming freshman

the new rb coach (significant production from his room last season in las cruces) gotta room of physical compact looking bruisers that can pound for the extra yard but do any of them got game changing breakaway SPEED??

rb1: brandon high jr 5'10" 220 lbs (495 rushing yards at utsa in 2024, 5.3 avg, 3 years of eligibility)
rb2: kendrick raphael 5'11" 200 lbs (425 yards at north carolina state in 2024, 5.4 avg, 2 years of eligibility)
rb3: lj johnson 5'10" 215 lbs (303 yards at smu in 2024, 4.1 avg, 1 year of eligibility)
rb4: jamaal wiley 6' 220 lbs (18 yards on 6 carries while blue shirting at cal in 2024, 4 years of eligibility)
rb5: anthony league 6' 215 lbs (1546 yards at millikan high school in long beach in 2024, 4 years of eligibility)
2026 commit: victor santino 6' 190 lbs at bishop montgomery high school, gotta burst

the oregon state game on august 30th will reveal whether or not any of these guys can do anything with PITCHOUTS in open space on the edges or not...and also if griffin/harsin/wilcox running off the jet will impact the 2025 season in a similar manner to the devastating consequences of longwell/cherrington/wilcox running off mateen bhaghani in 2024



SPEED in the running back room is emerging as arguably the #1 question mark for the program heading into the 2025 season

running back room update:

coach griffin has indicated that right now it's a 3 man race for a 2 back playing rotation

his former utsa transfer rb brandon high jr is a "high academic guy" (wuz majoring in kinesiology which is no joke) & that he wuz a "10.4 100 meters guy coming out of high school so he's a big guy who can run"

funny quote: "pass protection is job protection" is a key point of emphasis in player evaluations (the last rb coach's backs wuz candy azz soft in pass pro) & griffin also stated when asked to identify whose the best in the room at protecting the qb said "probably me"
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So who is faster, The Jet or Brandon High? Brandon's 100m time is pretty remarkable. Are they in the same ball park or is the Jet truly much faster?
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econ, sometimes coaches in literally every sport exaggerate and/or lie about their player's physical tools, rite??

there's probably about 1 in 10,000 (or basically the probability of collin morikawa draining back to back 25 foot putts or oski going to rebah) odds that any of the bears in coach griffin's running back room are even remotely near as fast as **** with nfl SPEED like the jet

we'll all know the truth by midnite on saturday august 30th
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nothing much better than a brisk walking early morning friday game at the country club in brookline, a pin sheet really isn't of much value because any shot safely into the middle of the green is seldom more than 20+ feet from the flag with the redunkulously tiny greens

yeah any left coast bears teeing it up this fall during the upcoming spectacular new england foliage in conjunction with the boston college game in the back bay on september 27th are gonna be in for a real treat!!

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we (including doggy dogs) are all co-inhabitants of planet earth (area codes r for losers & cause fracturing tribalism that undermines the fabric of society and the very core values of civilized humanity & ****)#

^ fun fact: dr shock aced sociology 100 in berkeley!!
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michael kim (66, tied for 5th): hitting 26 of 36 greens in regulation on a 7600 yards par 70 course with punishing rough is an impressive display of controlling his fall flight trajectories & directions, michael is now inside the top 30 that will qualify for the tour championship next week at east lake at #26...let's ******* go this weekend (to chipotle's), michael!!

collin morikawa (74, tied for 37th): collin did a mock arms raised celebration & #1 salute to the stars after his rolling in his only putt of the day from 15 feet (which is kinda like 45 feet for morikawa) on the uphill par 4 18th hole...when's happy hour??


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2025 california golden bear uniforms update:

honestly shocky couldn't give 2 ***** about which color combo unis the bears wear this season but as part of the cal's monster class attendance growth initiative team the monster is recommending new uniforms for the dance & cheer teams with mandatory PONYTAILS!!


let's ******* go, VAMOS!!#

all the rage (just needs another visit or two to zolton's to get her hair a couple of shades darker as a brunette)#

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dear chancellor lyons,

how r u??

ima fine

rich, this is just another shining example of the FAILED leadership of the current co athletic director ****tards jay larson and jennifer simon-o'neil and their decade plus anti football & basketball agendas

yeah shocky is gonna attend any pregame speaking events by them on football gamedays & loudly speak over them asking a relentless series of questions why they misappropriated donors money directed for football and the men's basketball excellence fund to olympic sports, why they self reported the football team staff to the ncca for a minor recruiting violation (which would not happen anywhere in the united states of america & it's territories) & recently tried (unsuccessfully) to cut the nutrition funding for the football program instead of cutting their bloated bureaucracy

calgorithim & the university's fanbase r DONE with the athletic department apathetic incompetency and got better ideas anyways


c'est la vie

shocky
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Shocky - I can't imagine a post that is more perfect for this thread than this one. Enjoy.

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econ, thx for posting this unreal ****show outing but shocky don't give 2 ***** about some uncoordinated cal monster class offensive lineman or cade uluave's funky azz swings knocking mulligans into the woods at indian valley and/or the parking lot at top golf compared to gabi's cute but not pretty swing, got it??

golf carts (and day drinking) r for losers (unless it's after midnite at kapalua)#
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everybody on planet earth (except the co athletic director ****tards jay & jenny and hooper humperdink) is inclusively invited to shocky's FREE MONSTER pregame buffet at legoland prior to the san diego state 7:30 pm kickoff roadie on saturday september 20th which is where shocky passed the driving test on the kinda violent bumper car track for his currently suspended (or something) driver's license

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yeah shocky is NOT a good driver & he will **** u up kinda like my 4.0 gpa brah aidan keanaaina!!

traffic school is for losers#
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Shocky1 said:

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nothing much better than a brisk walking early morning friday game at the country club in brookline, a pin sheet really isn't of much value because any shot safely into the middle of the green is seldom more than 20+ feet from the flag with the redunkulously tiny greens

yeah any left coast bears teeing it up this fall during the upcoming spectacular new england foliage in conjunction with the boston college game in the back bay on september 27th are gonna be in for a real treat!!

clam chowdah is NOT for losers (unlike ur deadbeat unemployed cousin from boston)#


Just to keep it real: Not saying there won't be any change, but the game is probably a little early to be at "spectacular" stage...
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^ real talk: mateen kinda look like shocky thru the eyes (tho the monster's ojos coloring is sorta green), tan skin coloring & acute inner confidence personality but with way ******* better flowing hair, no doubt bhaghani could actually pull off the PONYTAIL look at modern yoga!!

rbg (hope u will post more often), it will definitely be interesting to follow the ucla kicker's 2025 fall season after his spectacular results during his freshman & sophomore years:

2023 (cal): 8 of 9 field goals with a long of 43 yards & 29 of 29 extra points
2024 (ucla): 20 of 24 field goals with a long of 57 yards & 20 of 20 extra points

folks, that's an unreal 85% accuracy which is also around the same range of fairways/greens in regulation hit for fellow ice in his veins ball striker collin morikawa...shocky looks at those stats & thinks cal could've had an asu kinda season too with that kinda ball striking!!

it's ******* mind boggling that longwell/cherrington/wilcox ran off mateen (the staff reneging upon the promise that bhaghani's parents tole me that if their son won the starting job he would get a scholly the following season) who wanted to become a haas biz ad grad like collin, shocky & chancellor lyons

me & slim wadie (creighton grad but adopted cal fan after 25+ bears golf roadies with the monster) had a brief conversation with ryan coe in the postgame bus staging area after the epic auburn victory in front of a home crowd 100,000+ disappointed fans...slim wadie's comment to me afterwards wuz "your kicker with his buzz cut and high strung personality sort of reminds me of a roided up marine recruit at camp pendleton that's ultimately gonna wash out after attacking 10 guys in a bar fight"

like ball striking in golf, kicking is best done by those with low blood pressure that are masters of their emotions on their sport's largest stages...love the fact that punter1 michael kern (texas transfer) & longsnapper1 rino monteforte (notre dame transfer) competed in national playoff games last season while the 2 kickers chase meyer (penn state) and abram murray (miami) both come from high pressure football factories

but make no mistake about it thus far in his college career mateen bhaghani is a cold stone killah
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understood greg (the monster's targeted readership is NOT everybody in the same way berkeley isn't for everyone either) & honestly it feels sorta creepy that u unilaterally ran off (by sharing my personal email to you outlining my numerous concerns about the new coach with jones without my consent) the monster in secret partnership with wyking jones (who shocky had criticized for not returning phone calls to high school prospects which resulted in wyking telling the staff that if anyone communicated with me anymore that they would be terminated immediately) whom u described as am "inexperienced head coach but a good guy" (his former bears have shared with me the court documents from his recent nevada divorce proceedings which include allegations of violent assaults upon his ex wife & children, he's now completely outta basketball & tryna sell real estate in las vegas) or ur longtime support asking for "measured" patience with mark fox when it wuz obvious to everybody (well not knowlton) on planet earth that he wuz an unlikeable azzhole who couldn't recruit

good luck moving cal men's basketball outta 17th in acc attendance last season, raising the tens of millions necessary for the critically needed dedicated basketball practice facility & convincing jaylen brown to serve as the face of cal basketball recruiting



greg, honestly it may be a while before anybody sees multiple mcdonald all americans in bears jerseys again but life is not linear & the future is unknown to all of us



shocky is often asked at football games if he's evah gonna return to haas pavilion in support of the basketball program, fractured relationships is ur answer

nobody would probably argue with the logical conclusion that the funny as **** calgorithm is an extension of cal's monster class or that this is the golden era for bears as world class pga professionals & that the cal men's golf team is on the right path to another NCCA CHAMPIONSHIP!!

shocky does appreciate ur allowing this monster thread to continue at the website u own & inclusively welcomes u posting here with ur thoughts/insights (and maybe without the unhelpful ongoing insults??)...and we're at least aligned finally on the need for changes within the cal athletic department's leadership which shocky has been at the forefront for years, we're probably in full agreement that the current co-athletic director ****tards jay & jenny need to go, rite?

but let's get back to football, ok?

true or false, did u blindly back the cal football staff by pushing the "insider" narrative that letting bhaghani go in favor of a "big leg kicker" wuz gonna be a huge upgrade at the kicking position??
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relentless teamwork brings ENERGY to iconic memorial stadium on gamedays & helps the california golden bears WIN football games!!

the time is ******* NOW for everything (adopt a rescue doggy dog and kiss a curvy brunette yoga female with a PONYTAIL today)#

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Shocky1 said:

2025 phoenix open: 1st round update

michael kim (69, tied for 27th): with shocky a 1 person loud as **** gallery for all 18 holes, despite crooked azz driving (5 out of 14 fairways in regulation with hooked & pushed drives) michael is rolling the rock including from off the green like a boss man & maximized his round with zero bogeys...fun fact: on the 442 yard 18th hole kim blocked his drive way right but it bounced multiple times down the cart path which resulted in michael opting to play the ball with his feet on the cart path & flicking a chip shot close enough for a birdie

^ footage of chip shot on the 18th hole during the 1st round (shocky wuz standing next to this rando phone shooter)


2025 bmw championship at caves valley: 3rd round update

michael kim
(70, tied for 8th): currently #29 in the fed ex rankings with the top 30 advancing after tomorrow's final round to next week's tour championship at east lake with defending stroke play champion collin morikawa!!

when did michael basically turn around his career from a career journeyman to a player currently ranked #68 in the official world golf rankings??

the turning point in his career wuz at this year's phoenix open when shocky wuz the only person in his gallery who walked all 18 holes with him during the 1st round coaching him up...fun fact: after finishing 2nd in the tournament michael thanked his "fans" on twitter for their support when the truth is that it wuz really just shocky!!

shortly thereafter kim did add tho the "cal" inscription on his golf bag so there's that at least

yeah shocky's enthusiasm is infectious which is why byeong hun an shot an unreal 61 at the renaissance club during the scottish open & zinqin zhou shot a 68 at la costa during the 2025 ncca tournament and both max homa & collin morikawa have won multiple pga tournaments with the monster loudly rooting/coaching them up!!

nobody (except his #1 fan shocky) expected michael to be in this position rite now, he's playing with house money & a full stomach after chipotle

burp

collin morikawa (67, tied for 24th): collin could've broken 30 on the front nine after a couple of putts brutally rimmed the cup's edges, morikawa is rolling the rock much better with improved greens reading & holing speed pace

and yeah he's #1 in the field in greens hit in regulation at almost 80%

cal men's golf roster update: good luck to hard working kai hirayama on his portal transfer to san diego state, the bears roster is now at 8 scholly players

45th cal men's golf fundraiser at lake merced: monday september 15, 2025

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Shocks have you seen the latest episode? Monster OL with the right mentality!
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jb, thx for sharing, 100% that cal's monster offensive line has bought into the familial tight bonding physical culture/mentality that coach famika anae is instilling in the o-line room!!

coach's emotional words at the 11 minute 46 second mark will put a chill in ur spine & make u wanna get tixs to memorial stadium this fall, props to vals on capturing that intimate moment in this fabulously produced video

will be very interesting to see how the center & guards depth chart battles play out (basically 5 guys for 3 spots), tonite's scrimmage at memorial stadium will go a long way in determining who runs with the 1s in the interior line (the starting tackles are pretty set with nick morrow & braden miller with a still open competition for the 2s) in corvallis in 2 weeks for the upcoming epic season that will hopefully change the national narrative re: the cal football program with conference restructuring just around the corner

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shocky wore this exact same outfit this week in massachusetts but yet somehow it didn't seem as on point fashion wise as eleonora's copycat look or slap as hard...not sure why that's the case


it's also a ******* mystery why the cal football staff can't figure out that berkeley is the #1 ranked public university in the WORLD not just "america"


maybe some us americans such as the ones working in memorial stadium and so forth don't have maps that will help us build up our future and education or something



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cal's monster class fashion update:

backless female clothing is the best fashionista trend since lululemon yoga pants back in the day and is all the rage right now (except in racist white ****hole truck stop towns in oklahoma like norman & stillwater)!!

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losers like trumpanzee & doubtful bear watch cal football on tv from the urine stained sofas at the halfway house for angry incels (and there's nothing wrong with that, the monster is a safe non judgmental place)#
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2025 bmw championship at caves valley: 4th round update

michael kim (70, 10th, 31st in fed ex rankings): michael, not gonna lie, watching ur playing partner viktor roll in that uphill birdie putt on the par 4 18th hole to bump u outta east lake wuz kinda like watching a ******* plane crash, no bueno


but u competed like a bad azz no quit dawg particularly on the back nine & that clutch uphill 285 yard swinging hooked 3 wood off the hillside on the par 5 16th hole to 20 feet for an eagle look wuz an ice in ur veins moment!!

so wut's next??

ur now in all the pga signature events next year & currently ranked #61 in the official world golf rankings, the top 50 will get an xmas invitation to the masters in the mail so u gotta play ur azz off in a couple of select events this fall

michael, would love to see u (and hopefully byeong hun an too, ben is currently ranked #60 in the official world golf rankings) in napa at silverado in a month after some time off doing the hang at buc-ee's in dallas...max homa as the 2 time defending champion is already committed & #7 ranked collin morikawa will be part of the usa team ryder cup bonding events at the french laundary, etc as mid september in wine country is pretty special

yeah shocky has played augusta national 15+ times, it most decidedly favors a draw other than the dogleg right par 4 18th hole...as ur one of the only 5+ guys on the pga tour that consistently plays a draw u honestly could compete for the green jacket if u can secure an invitation

so let's turn napa into bear territory, got it??

collin morikawa (75, tied for 33rd): 2nd in the field for the week in greens in regulation with exceptional ball striking & near the bottom of the field in putting while truly guessing on the breaks, the walking the course prep strategy work without rolling putts failed

collin, if u & kat don't schedule a couple of vacay days in manhattan after the ryder cup on long island next month followed by a couple of advance scouting games at shinnecock hills in the hamptons & aronomink in philly ur gonna miss the cut at the 2026 us open & pga championships...ur not gonna just be able to show up on monday & prepare during tournament week for their wild azz quirky putting contours (not the flat vanilla putting surfaces of harding park, royal st georges & nicklaus designs that u excel on) without advance scouting trips like tiger back in the day as part of his majors prep work...the choice is yours, do u wanna get developed/coached up by shocky & win a 3rd major or not??

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elite SPEED wideout & game changing punt/kickoff return threat!!#

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Shocky, I'm sorry but I would not include Colin on my Ryder Cup team. Putting is horrible and he seems to not put in the work.
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89, hear wut ur saying but would respectfully disagree re: collin's inclusion on team usa, his lifetime ryder cup record is 4-1-1 and he's currently the #7 ranked player in the world

morikawa's ball striking is still exceptional as evidenced by his finishing 2nd in the field this week in greens in regulation

but yeah collin's putting is not on point right now as a direct result of his not bringing in his revolving door of caddies for greens reading input unlike his in depth collaboration with them on every other shot...our bear might be the worst greens reader on the pga tour which is accentuated by his failure to visit the cathedrals of golf that host majors prior to tournament week which is a recipe for putting malpractice like oakmont when he made only one putt over 11 feet during 72 holes while literally guessing on his reads

morikawa is a haas biz ad grad, he's working as hard as anybody to elevate his game & hopefully win a 3rd major

plus he's very likable (kinda like koa) & his teammates wanna be paired up with him in the ryder cup matches because of his even keel/ice in his veins demeanor & almost always having his shots in play (unlike that piece of **** dechambo who sometimes hits his tee balls into lurking danger plus there's still some guys who privately don't wanna play with him because of the 9/11 terrorist financed liv thing)

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life after football (if u got a berkeley degree)#
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wut up kendrick??

gotta real estate question for u, after escrow, staging, FREE water bottles & other pocketed closing costs wut's the broker's take home on a average home value of $337,000 in north carolina vs a $5,450,000 winter getaway in ibiza or the bahamas (or really any coastal mansion in cali)??



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^ the FUTURE of cal men's golf along with zinqin zhou, sihao cong & xihuan chang!!

shooting 11 under par at the rugged windswept links county louth in ireland as co medalist in stroke play with sizzling rounds of 66 and 67!!!!!!

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89Bear said:

Shocky, I'm sorry but I would not include Colin on my Ryder Cup team. Putting is horrible and he seems to not put in the work.

This is a bad take. You have to put him on the team if for no other reason than he's a great partner in alternate shot, because of his ball striking.
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looks like we'll be seeing a lot of the kid from ewa beach, very soon. Kaboom!
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Shocky1 said:

oso, the staff is gonna release the OFFICIAL depth chart sometime after next saturday's final scrimmage

the biggest surprise to the monster thus far in the 2 deeps is that the two safeties1 at this time are isaiah crosby (got roadrunner closing SPEED) and the rapid shocking development/emergence of freshman 4.0 gpa aiden manutai who along with his brah jaron has taken advantage of enrolling early in berkeley last spring from high school in hawaii to catapult up the depth chart

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both crosby & manutai are not tall in stature (sub 6') & still need to work harder in the s&c program to violently crash down in run game support but both will bring fearless instinctual high football iqs despite their collegiate inexperience plus elite ball tracking skillz to the back end!!

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island=#1 ranked public university on planet earth


CONGRATS to true freshmen (and early enrollees) 3.75 gpa jaron keawe sagapolutele & 4.0 gpa aiden manutai earning qb1 & s1 jobs for the season opener in corvallis!!


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Today's Wilcox interview was one of the most informative I have ever seen from him. Praised a bunch of guys who are having good camps.
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