rb messiah mickens got a final 3, does not include cal

No Olympic Club anymore in the top 100? Too boring?

Westlake (Calif.) ATH Niles Davis is one of the top un-committed players out West and will be coming off the board next week with a final three of BYU, Cal and UCLA https://t.co/2c3aQW9guU pic.twitter.com/nOlDMUzD4W

— Greg Biggins (@GregBiggins) November 21, 2025

cal football recruiting update:

2026 late developing (currently committed to uc davis) athlete with SPEED (4.42 40/10.6 100) 6' 180 lbs niles davis from westlake village officially visited provo (u wanna sign the student honor code contract??) last weekend and both berkeley & westwood (all the coaches are fired) earlier this mid week

niles is NOT a dumb azz, recently got a 3.71 gpa including physics & statistics

bro got serious wheels!!

speed kills. https://t.co/kpZkpXWJON

— Niles Davis 3⭐️ (@NilesDavis20) October 18, 2025

SPEED kills#

Best Universities in the World, 2024:

1.🇬🇧 Oxford
2.🇺🇸 Stanford
3.🇺🇸 MIT
4.🇺🇸 Harvard
5.🇬🇧 Cambridge
6.🇺🇸 Princeton
7.🇺🇸 California Institute of Technology
8.🇬🇧 Imperial College London
9.🇺🇸 Berkeley
10.🇺🇸 Yale

Times Higher Education

— World of Statistics (@stats_feed) April 29, 2024

82, the golf course rankings have moved away from difficulty (hosting us opens has long been a source of pride for o-club members re: the lake) as a major criteria to FUN strategic options/playability (not losing or looking for golf balls) & architectural minimalism (such as coore & crenshaw's brambles) with no homes/cart paths (everybody walks)/cart girls with ginormous boobs/fake azz water hazards

https://instagr.am/p/DQx8wh8EWep

https://instagr.am/p/DRTMJo2j1l0
in berkeley true california golden bears like cade and jaron only metaphorically chop down trees (protecting muir woods & the amazon forest to slow down climate change/global warming is critical for our survival), if we don't protect mother earth we're not gonna get a 2nd ******* chance, got it??

the warm sandy beaches of ewa beach & the panoramic views at arches national park are PRECIOUS



r u an environmentalist (it can be as simple as recycling ur perrier bottles after modern yoga, replacing ur divots, picking up litter/trash on ur daily doggy dog hikes up the mountain & not buying **** u don't need, embrace minimalism as beautiful sunsets don't cost ****)??

we can all be heroes!!#

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2025 rsm classic at sea island: 2nd round update

james hahn (66, tied for 22nd): schulzie talks a lot about the cal bears BIG 4 superstars but the truth is that james got pga victories at 2 of the tour's cathedrals of golf at riviera & quail hollow with career earnings just south of $13,000,000...right now hahn got limited pga starts & is taking full advantage of this week's tournament in coastal georgia hitting 15 of 18 greens in regulation in a clean 6 birdies round despite a 3 jack par on the 18th hole after hitting the par 5 in 2 shots

james lives down the hill from me at greyhawk & practices at tpc scottsdale (see above gram) and is considered a wacky guy by his touring pro peers...hahn cuts his own hair, has never had a golf instructor (just watches you tube videos for swing thoughts) & weekly hires local caddies (which honestly has hurt him in some tournaments)...james & coach des (both stubborn azz haas biz ad grads) locked heads back in the day which resulted in hahn getting kicked off the cal golf team...ruh roh (shocks is a fan of both guys)!!

let's ******* go, james!!

byeong hun an (66, tied for 59th): ben is near the bottom of the field this week in driving accuracy (hitting only 15 of 28 fairways) but still managed to shoot a 4 under par 66 today, smoke and mirrors baby (if the driver gets straightened out this weekend, watch out)!!

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^ econ, thx for posting, these 2 anti football/basketball co athletic director ****tards should NOT be allowed to hire the department's next marketing director and/or chief financial officer after all the work that cal's monster class put into educating the berkeley community re: worthless bureaucrats like themselves, markeisha everrett & tom lowry and of course general knowlton

the facts re: jay & jenny

1) they have worked AGAINST the football program during the last decade and just this year tried to reduce the program's nutrition budget and also reported several staffers to the ncca for minor recruiting violations, there's not a person that works in memorial stadium that would not like to see them ****canned

2) with football responsibilities now gone, they have 2 revenue sports that are FAILING to build fanbases: the last men's game had attendance less than 1,000 & the FUN women's team is not selling tixs either

Am I walking into a Cal basketball game or my hotel room pic.twitter.com/RT8xVllY0Q

— GFed (@GfedGoCrazy) November 19, 2025

3) there is zero mention of any news re: fundraising for a dedicated basketball only practice facility, why is that??

4) a majority of the men's & women's teams got losing records despite all the resources of the world's greatest public university

5) for many of us athletics is our clearest viewing portal into the operations of the university (and in my case the only reason to ever visit/return to campus), the chancellor paying them both each just south of $500,000 annually suggests that he's not a very financially disciplined steward of budgets/donations at a time of existential financial challenges confronting berkeley with reduced state & federal funding

shocky would encourage everyone who loves cal athletics to express their opinions on the department's gram public comments for this bull**** jay & jenny journal

donde esta ricardo in all of this??

riordan's diminuative electric playmaking 4.2 gpa (moms is a berkeley grad) qb1 mike mitchell jr decommited from vanderbilt & is probably gonna flip to stanford

Archbishop Riordan (CA) QB Michael Mitchell Jr. throws a perfect ball🎯

Mitchell recently decommitted from Vanderbilt.

(via @MattRMoreno) https://t.co/X12ZoLQRa1 https://t.co/AkbqEFwyHp pic.twitter.com/R7yLfbHlRK

— Rivals High School (@RivalsHS) November 21, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/C0p9PFJub7E
north carolina state wolfpack 21
florida state seminoles 11

apparently admission to fsu requires ur gpa to be higher than ur # of baby mamas or something

Caden Noonkester punt. Caden Noonkester fumble recovery!#1Pack1Goal pic.twitter.com/HYrTLyb7MT

— NC State Football (@PackFootball) November 22, 2025

and wut are the records now of the 3 acc schools that voted against 6-4 cal, stanford & smu from receiving conference invitations??

clemson 5-5
north carolina 4-6
florida state 5-6

fafo#

Week 13 Heisman Rankings just dropped.

Do you agree with our list? pic.twitter.com/idyDvD3ICx

— CalCentel (@TheCalCentel) November 20, 2025

**** yes (rino for heisman & lead singer for a bleachers cover band)!!#

https://instagr.am/p/DNEafouu74f
wheels up back to the beach for the BIG GAME (did the 2025 summer of love really ever end or is summer outta reach??)#

https://instagr.am/p/DRVdOQyjr5t
**** this **** (stfu shocky, u berkeley hippies smell like azz wipe)!!#

Looking forward to welcoming Cal fans to Texas! Remember, please keep protesting to a minimum, our oil keeps the country going! pic.twitter.com/Lgo2muJp4f

— The Deep Ellum🐎 (@3rdDownDracula) November 27, 2024

smu mustangs 38
louisville cardinals 6

the mustangs (8-3) got loose & the cardinals (7-4) wuz left bird watching the pony's magician qb1 kevin jennnings

next saturday's acc battle at memorial stadium is gonna be cali's TOUGHEST fracking opponent of the 2025 season!!

and yeah smu chancellor trudy von strudel the third still wants to hook up with long snapping legend rino monteforte if he's not too busy with postgame interviews or something

WHAT. A. PLAY. pic.twitter.com/wKu4K5XM7v

— SMU Football (@SMUFB) November 22, 2025

https://instagr.am/p/DGBpKxyS2Zz
miami hurricanes 34
virginia tech hokies 17

kinda think the hokies (3-8) got food poisoning or something on brickell avenue
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POV: A Walkoff Winner at Wrigley Field pic.twitter.com/ekjLb3s5t6

— Northwestern Football (@NUFBFamily) November 22, 2025

northwestern wildcats 38
minnesota gophers 35

no postgame victory crowd surfing for pj & his gophers (6-5) this week

Legendary pre shot routine 🤣⛳️

(Via: mcIeangolf20/IG) pic.twitter.com/uPMBxGZoW5

— NUCLR GOLF (@NUCLRGOLF) November 13, 2025

^ haha, the above video of drunk azz nicky is how shocky visualizes the small cadre of uninformed always negative cal tv "fans" watching the bears on their urined stained sofas"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

2025 rsm classic at sea island: 3rd round update

byeong hun an (70, tied for 47th): ben's final round of the very successful 2025 season is mañana, let's ******* go!!

james hahn (74, tied for 63rd): ben wuz actually in 7th place after birdieing 2 of the first 3 holes but then the driver took a small vacay on penalty stroke island, that's golf sometimes

ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of of the bearinsider.com

Ok i will do it. Time to step up your donation to Cal FB. Obviously you are a fan or you would not be here on your "own" free of costs blog here on BI. Go Bears!

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Ok i will do it. Time to step up your donation to Cal FB. Obviously you are a fan or you would not be here on your "own" free of costs blog here on BI. Go Bears!

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willem, my lifetime perch (as u know) at memorial stadium is dead on the 50 yard line which required a financial donation but since the termination of cal's monster class shocky has not donated a dollar to the revenue sports

my participation on this board is solely at the discretion of the owner of this site and is tenuous at best, it can probably be best described as a broken relationship

fyi, in my successful fundraising for rescue doggy dog facilities in maricopa county shocky NEVER tells people how to spend their money

Shocky, Tosh will hopefully come home as you've mentioned in a previous post.

And I hope then that Shocky is on the sidelines washing Cal beating AZZ every week.

coastie, understand where ur coming from, it wuz great to see the crowd MAJORITY of the very loud (and yeah inebriated) cal fans tonite in palo alto under 30 years of age which don't got the scars of old blues, they are still hopeful/optimistic like shocky re: their futures & the promise of cal football!!

this season is accelerating the phasing out of broken down old blues, there is an inevitable transition going on right now to a younger fanbase & a big step forward will be for ron & rich 1st thing monday morning announcing FREE tixs for all berkeley students to the 2025 season finale vs smu at memorial stadium

oskisgfisacurvybrunetteyogafemale, as for the head coaching position, the chancellor & fb general manager gotta very challenging situation to navigate with financial (is there donor support to buy out wilcox/staff, hire a new head coach/staff & still fund the $15,500,000 nil salaries?), timing (december 3rd signing day for high schoolers & the critical early january 10 day transfer portal window) & the retention of key players like generational talent qb1 jaron keawe sagpolutele to weigh in their decision making...tosh lupoi (who is an emotional gameday leader/motivator & would strengthen our current poly recruiting pipeline) is the only potential candidate that will realistically advance the program forward in an upward trajectory with those parameters...if the decision is made to blow up the program & push jks into the transfer portal and put 10+ losses in play for 2026 shocky is gonna be done with cal football as earlier stated (cal men's golf & our 4 pga superstars will be my fandom moving forward)

let's be very clear about this, it's gonna take BERKELEY GRADS in all the key internal positions of leadership to save the football program, the athletic department & the university...ex chancellor christ wuz not a berkeley grad & empowered another non berkeley grad general knowlton to amass staggering department financial debt without rightsizing the unsustainable # of sports programs who then hired more non berkeley grads like worthless anti football bureaucrats tom lowry & markeisha everrett while elevating the roles of non berkeley grads current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil....this really isn't complicated if ur paying attention in class

and if someday berkeley grads are running the entire show at the greatest public university in the world maybe then shocky & jaylen brown will be willing to have the conversation re: a comprehensive all in strategy to build a national championship men's basketball program that got derailed back in the day



the struggle that must be (in berkeley)#

^ a predictable angry & frustrated non solutions based post from one of the small cadre of expired cal's tv "fans," gotta be honest with u doubtful that my recent decision to follow my youthful readers lead (who countlessly tell me this in person on football gamedays) in not opening any threads other than the monster is proving to be a wise one

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stanford cardinals 31
california golden bears 10

congrats to them high gpa stanford cardinals including my guy future ceo hunter barth on playing VIOLENT physical and opportunistic football for a full 60 minutes

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cam, u bring up an interesting question, tosh lupoi is intelligent, possesses an unimpeachable work ethic & the street smarts of a rio de janerio pocket picker

the foundation of lupoi's college football career (he washed outta the nfl as a technically deficient defensive line coach, recruiting is not a valued skillset in the pro game) is based upon his predatory ability to relate to 5 star low gpa black & poly high schoolers from lower socioeconomic backgrounds with a single parent moms who is working multiple jobs which allows tosh to serve as a "father/big brother" figure while xboxing with these naive young men promising them nfl stardom/paychecks, working for nike, owning a restaurant, etc. without any meaningful academic ambition

and then these young men turn 30 with all of these dreams gone up in smoke & they are ****** in a highly competitive global economy that favors the well educated like berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads

at a university with high academic ethics & standards, lupoi's bull**** would not fly but at oregon (which is basically a safety school for white dumb azz cali kids that got rejected from every uc school) they value winning at all costs & their fanbase is not interested in the afterlives of their disposable gladiators

bottom line, tosh lupoi is a piece of **** kinda like criminal dana altman & their only loyalties are to their wallets

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SHOCKY'S MONSTER FLIPAROO: the upcoming gameplan for cal football & the athletic department

after extensive conversations with multiple sources (and receiving greater context re: a number of key issues) shocky is now of the opinion that berkeley grad TOSH LUPOI is the right person to become the next HEAD FOOTBALL COACH at the university of california, berkeley!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://instagr.am/p/ByrKXO9n4hN
with the HIGH ENERGY (which is critical for warrior mental preparedness on gamedays, this is the not the nfl where players motivate themselves) tosh (who has always loved cal football along with his dad) leading the way we're gonna also better position the 9th island school as the premiere academic destination for polys (including hopa/hopas like tosh & shocky) in the college recruiting football landscape while we lean into our ohana spirit roots!!

Proud to celebrate Asian American Pacific Islander heritage with our ‘ohana — in collaboration with @iaveapparel and Frost City Tattoo#SmartAndTough #GoBears pic.twitter.com/Bx712hwdgW

— Cal Football (@CalFootball) November 1, 2025

as for the staff on & off the field the majority of the hard working professionals will be retained particularly with the significant talent in recruiting (the 2026 class got high gpa upside at multiple positions), the s&c program & creative services (ok, talking about 3 year berkeley grad vals who at some point will be charged with handling the current abysmal/ineffectual social media outreach for the entire university/uc system) with the biggest change being NICK ROLOVICH (who is not qualified to be a science medicine professor but definitely knows to order the tofu beef with green onions at china palace after a round at indian valley) as the next OFFENSIVE COORDINATOR

nick got deep bay area roots (setting national passing records at san francisco city college before becoming the most beloved person in the history of hawaii football) & isn't ever going to leave home again (learning from the cold as **** pullman ****show) without a parachute...rolovich values ACADEMICS as evidenced by his son daniel's 3.9 gpa (and turning down an offer from harvard to compete for the qb1 job at san jose state in 2026)

going all in with polys will ensure that future all americans CADE ULUAVE (who has 1 more year before earning a coveted berkeley degree that will set him up for life) & JARON KEAWE SAGAPOLTELE (who loves rolo, his teammates, the bay area's proximity to home & berkeley's elite academics!!) are a very high probability to return to berkeley in 2026 for a team that got talent that is not currently fully surfacing

as for rolo's offensive staff, fully expect FAMIKA ANAE to return as cal's monster offensive line coach with a majority of the playing rotation returning for a 2nd year of development...tosh coupled with famika and with john jr already in town for his parents on gamedays will greater position the program for when TOMMY TOFI wants to be a day 1 starter at tackle for the bears

ideally with the change in the head coach, tosh & general manager berkeley grad ron rivera will then be in a position to recruit berkeley grad BURL TOLER (who does not have any assurances right now for a job in 2026 from ucla) back to the bay area as the running backs coach ideally bringing along shocky's favorite player JAIVIAN "THE JET" THOMAS (whose moms javona is not enjoying the gameday travel from oakland to los angeles) back to the bay with the return of PITCHOUTS as a trademark explosive play call for a program with rbs with NFL SPEED

and yeah haas biz ad grad tight ends coach MIKE SAFFELL would continue to be mentored as the future head coach in waiting as a dilly 2.0 +1 extrovert that connects with everybody

defensively the bears got a solid staff particularly with TERRENCE BROWN & VIC SO'OTO, it's possible there might be a tweak or two such as the former nfl d-line coach evaluating that current position coach (important recurring note: d-line is by far the hardest position to recruit to berkeley because of the limited # of academically qualified prospects) along with tosh locking down fellow dls defensive tackle NEMYAH TELONA but the real transformation will occur as the bears finally hiring a long overdue ******* SPECIAL TEAMS COACH!!

while this is happening in memorial stadium fully expect fellow haas biz ad grad chancellor lyons to terminate the decade+ long football obstructionists current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil (neither is a berkeley grad or truly bleeds blue & gold) & replace these piece of **** worthless bureaucrats with berkeley grad ANDREW MCGRAW

bottom line, this succession plan will allow the staff to coach up a hopefully victorious 2025 bowl game (shocky wuz done with wilcox after he unilaterally treated the la bowl at so fi stadium like an exhibition scrimmage & threw away an opportunity for a winning season which is important to the fanbase) & also to immediately start planning for both the december 3rd high school signing day and the early january transfer portal 10 day window which will be critical in assessing multiple impact starters at positions of need for a successful 2026 acc season (with positive news re: the outta conference schedule to be announced soon) with surging gameday attendance as the marketing efforts (with non berkeley grad markeisha everrett now in the rearview mirror thx to the monster lobbying efforts against her) finally getting synced up to dominate the untapped bay area football tix marketspace (40,000 should be the floor with bigger games targeting 50,000+ and younger attendees)!!

TIMING: shocky thinks the dominoes will start falling on the monday after the louisville game which will also potentially include an announcement that ALL berkeley students will be inclusively invited FREE to the smu final home game in the 2025 season at memorial stadium!!

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the louisville game changed the calculus of the timing but tosh is still the monster's #1 candidate to be fully explored by rivera and lyons unless justin pulls another rabbit outta his hat against smu

My JFK to HK flight on Thursday got canceled due to engine trouble. Better they caught it on the ground then later, right? So I was rebooked for a Saturday afternoon flight. The night before, ended up sitting next to a Furdie at the Keg Room in Manhattan watching the FSU NC State game. I guess if there was a Big Game to miss sitting on a 15 hour flight, this was it. 2 fumble returns for TD's lol? And a single offensive TD? Well if Ron can get Tosh and inject some energy into this moribund & perpetually treading water program, so be it. If Lane Kiffin can bring in Ed Orgeron to his LSU staff, maybe Tosh will hire Tedford as an Offensive Consultant! Will be interesting to see if any players sit out against SMU...

Alex on the spot 👏 pic.twitter.com/6sKSJWv42n

— Washington Football (@UW_Football) November 23, 2025

washington huskies 48
ucla bruins 14

ucla (which is the #1 school of choice for those denied admission to berkeley) got their 8th loss of 2025 last nite & still gotta opportunity to get to that coveted 9th loss next saturday against usc...no cap

the BAD NEWS for the bruins (who lose almost their entire o-line & d-line 2 deeps after this season plus got a low character/selfish bad actor current qb1 & a d2 level qb2) are staring down a potential 10 loss 2026 season as part of a total rebuild including the september 5, 2026 showdown at memorial stadium which should be a SELL OUT if generational talent bears qb1 jaron keawe sagapoltele (who watches 3-4 hours of video every day with the coaching staff in addition to his schoolwork with berkeley academics & his only hobby of watching anime with his poly teammates) continues to show FAITH (leads the team's friday night bible studies group) in the future of the cal football as the program transitions from old broken down azz dispirited blues to hopefully a much YOUNGER fanbase that is still hopeful like shocky re: their futures & the promise of cal football!!

Official Peanuts It’s The Most Wonderful Time Of The Years Ucla Bruins T-shirt
Buy Shirt Now: https://t.co/wW91S3VtZp pic.twitter.com/8thJ6P6Fmq

— Clothing Legendusashirt (@CLegendusashirt) August 21, 2025

it's the most wonderful time in westworld (other than the fact that they've been denied admission to berkeley, stanford & the ivy league)

odonto, don't disagree with u, they showed up with passive energy (just like san diego state, different guys but same sorry azz effort) last nite & got pushed around by stanford's 3 & 4 player rushing d-line

the o-line needs another offseason with coach novak to build up strength thru movement and another spring & fall balls with coach anae to develop warriors that relentlessly ******* compete on every ******* snap!!

moko is the emotional leader of the o-line but demonstrated undisciplined selfishness on the field in palo alto

4.1 gpa current cal commit rocky cummings took an official visit to texas this weekend

yeah there's a lotta stacked ELITE young football talent in austin & there's no hourly 50 minute direct flights from legoland
https://www.ourlads.com/ncaa-football-depth-charts/depth-chart/texas/92016

https://instagr.am/p/DEgRuScR5yk

cal's monster class head coaching BIG BOARD:

1) tosh lupoi with nick rolovich as the offensive coordinator with burl toler (as the running back coach) & jaivian "the jet" thomas returning to berkeley and hiring a full time special teams coach

2) nick rolovich as the head coach with bryan harsin as the offensive coordinator with a new running backs coach & a full time special teams coach

3) mike saffell, the haas biz ad grad got the personality of asu's dilly & is the future head coach in waiting

december 3rd is national signing day & the bears staff has assembled a strong 2026 high school class of high gpa ballers that needs to be retained that can be largely facilitated by retaining marshall cherrington, benji palu & the rest of the staff including vals

if contractual agreement terms can be reached hopefully tosh's #1 PRIORITY will be locking down generational talent lefty qb1 jaron keawe sagapoltele which can be accomplished by promoting rolo to offensive coordinator

retaining s&c superstar coach jason novak & his staff will be the #2 priority...fun fact: s&c staff interact more with players than assistant coaches year round, teams that win physical VIOLENT football games in november got championship s&c programs

make no mistake about it, it's gonna take BERKELEY GRADS like chancellor lyons & ron riviera to ensure the future upward trajectory of the cal football program with other BERKELEY GRADS (in shocky's mind the fellow marin county native rolo (marin catholic qb1 just like former wildcats qb1/ berkeley grad jared goff) is a honorary berkeley guy with his FUN sense of humour)!!

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the world according to shocky#