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7:55a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: shocky is a huge fan of defensive backs with LENGTH, the 6'1" 185 lbs ernest is already well constructed & gotta opportunity to be a TAKER that gets PAID in the national football league

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7:58a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: jd gotta lotta qualities that embody the best characteristics of cal's best football players, will be interesting to see how his future position group plays out

4.83 gpa
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:17a, 12/3/25
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monster analysis: a big time rb1 talent but shocky's concerns are if victor got the loyalty/maturity to be a team player & the academic discipline to earn a berkeley degree or is he gonna chase premium dollars at the 1st opportunity??

3.0+ gpa

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victor, look growing up in inglewood wuz not easy for u, it's not like growing up in bel air/beverly hills & commuting to school every day over the hill in daddy's bmw to harvard prep, u had to be tuff to get where u r rite now

my friend becky g got brutally bullied growing up in inglewood & it got so bad she eventually had to be home schooled but she's become a positive ROLE MODEL to her 36,000,000+ gram followers with her authentic messages of hope and kindness

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yeah rebbeca is blessed with unreal talents but it's been her conscious decision to forgive those that harmed her & for her to give back at every stop in the road without dollar sign considerations

so here's the deal vic, if u graduate from berkeley shocky & a special guest will be there in person for that special day bearing gifts & all the most pure love in the world, got it??

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^ fun fact: one of shocky's many side gigs to pay bills & **** is writing chinese fortune cookie inserts
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10:35a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: 4.42 40 SPEED wins football games

3.71 gpa
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10:38a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: it's a bird, it's a plane, no it's playmaker ej morgan heading to berkeley from fresno

4.3 gpa
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10:43a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: key signing/huge upside prospect at a critical position of need on the d-line that gotta "little" bro miles that is on the bears radar

3.0 gpa

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10:50a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: frank is the definition of smart & tough with great hair (unlike coach vic) plus he's a mamas boy like shocky

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10:53a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: non stop motor trench worker that will be developed both on & off the field by coach anae

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10:58a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: nainoa blew up this summer/fall & is the heir apparent qb1 to the humble FAITH based lefty from ewa beach plus he's poly hopa/hopa like shocky


3.57 gpa

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11:05a, 12/3/25

monster analysis: the best tight end prospect in berkeley since tony g wuz an all pro tight end in the national football league, don't be surprised if the 1st snap on september 5, 2026 vs ucla in a SOLD OUT memorial stadium isn't a jumbo package with tight ends mason mini & taimane purcell


3.9 gpa

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

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11:36a, 12/3/25
Here ya go Shocky!
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11:59a, 12/3/25

apparently buom is NOT aware that berkeley, stanford & ivy league degrees lead to building generational wealth in a ruthlessly competitive global economy that with the escalating advances in ai technology are widening the wealth gap between those with diplomas from ELITE academic institutions & the un/undereducated poor that are chasing nfl/nba dreams that are NOT realistic

no berkeley degree, this is NOT a 50 year decision, sadly this is the struggle that must be for those without mentors in life...but make no mistake about it, there's no bigger fan of #46 always high motor 3.4 gpa anchorage alaska native aaron hampton than shocky!!



don't be a dumb azz (wut's ur gpa??)#
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1:15p, 12/3/25

dang, woof woof woof, i cry#
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1:37p, 12/3/25

mailbag update: shocky just got the following message from rolo in response to my semi friendly inquiry why the **** would his 3.9 gpa son daniel turn down a harvard degree for a ******* san jose state degree??


Dear Shocky,

Aloha awakea, how are you??

I am fine except when you bother me in the middle of the day while I'm busy watching cut ups (see below of their disguised dime packages) for our opening game of the 2026 season at a SOLD OUT Memorial Stadium vs UCLA.


Anyways as a former Marin Catholic QB1 and a Hawaii Legend (unlike u) I'm qualified to tell you that my son is a better NFL prospect than the former Wildcats QB1 Jared Goff, got it??

Seriously not all SJS grads end up working doing guided tours at the Winchester Mystery Fun House when they're 30 years old.

And just stop with the annoying dumb as **** bribes telling me that if I will call PITCHOUTS on the edges in wide open space for Kendrick Raphael in our upcoming bowl game that you will buy me a FREE 100 round golf coupon book plus unlimited meals and drinks at San Geronimo Golf Club, ok?

I'm not stupid brah, no wonder Moani dumped ur sorry broken down azz but thank you again for conferring upon me an honorary Berkeley degree.

Coach Rolo

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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:47p, 12/3/25
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pitts, ur definition of too much humidity might be different than a lotta people, last spring shocky played coore & crenshaw's trinity forest (south dallas) in april as a single 1st out in the early morning with a caddie & the monster had to take a 5 minute ice cold shower & change clothes between nines in order to finish walking 18 holes & the bears afternoon 2023 football game in early september against north texas in denton (north dallas) wuz uncomfortably hot as **** too

agreed tho that the texas hill country (austin/san antonio) is more comfortable than the urban metroplexes (dallas/houston) which are basically a death sentence for any creature that's not an iguana in the summer & a polar bear in the winter

but texas don't got a state income tax which is important to some people!!


I've only lived in Texas for 2 years now., But my youngest daughter came down here (to Houston) for college after graduating hs in 2012, and has stayed here after graduating in 2016 to pursue her career in (Austin) Texas. So my wife and I have been traveling to Texas often over the 11 years before making the move down here. We live in Helotes, which is just outside of San Antonio where, compared to Houston, Longview, The Woodlands, Katy, Spring, Corpus Cristi, Galveston, and all of the Gulf Coast cities, is NOT "humid". Just "hot". To us, "humid" is Houston...with a capital "H".
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In reply to Shocky1 • 1:57p, 12/3/25
Shocky1 said:

monster analysis: the best tight end prospect in berkeley since tony g wuz an all pro tight end in the national football league, don't be surprised if the 1st snap on september 5, 2026 vs ucla in a SOLD OUT memorial stadium isn't a jumbo package with tight ends mason mini & taimane purcell


3.9 gpa

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island

administrative note: readers gotta post on the monster thread otherwise shocky is frozen out

If Rolo is the OC, will he modify his Run n Shoot to include a TE much less 2? I always thought that Air Raid and Run n Shoot should also have a jumbo package for short yardage and the red zone. Not including Cal's best offensive player, TE David Lewis, in his Run n Shoot is one of the reasons Mouse Davis failed as OC at Cal and doomed Theder in 1981 (Gilbert getting hurt was the other).

Being flexible to utilize your best players and put them in a position to succeed (pitchouts to speed backs like Best, Ott and the Jet) is critical for an OC in college.

Speaking of Hapa, best song about seaweed of all time:
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3:31p, 12/3/25
cammeron purnell flipped from oregon state to san diego state

less homework as a future legoland parking attendant at age 30!!#
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3:50p, 12/3/25
3 decommits: cam brooks (big time talent will sign with a sec school) & deon jackson wuz sub 3.0 gpa academic silver bullet admission risks that never committed to working harder in the classroom and 4.0 gpa artem korchagin is an ivy league talent from a football evaluation standpoint

real talk: if ur tryna follow cal athletics recruiting and are not knowledgeable of a prospect's gpa/academic profile ur 100% gonna be totally in the dark/clueless as **** at the end of the day

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4:39p, 12/3/25

ty, we know u got a 4.0 gpa/current econ major & would luv living in cali on the left coast for a year building out ur world class academic resume while playing in the acc but wut's ur electronically timed 40 speed??


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In reply to Shocky1 • 4:42p, 12/3/25
Shocky1 said:
3 decommits: cam brooks (big time talent will sign with a sec school) & deon jackson wuz sub 3.0 gpa academic silver bullet admission risks that never committed to working harder in the classroom and 4.0 gpa artem korchagin is an ivy league talent from a football evaluation standpoint

real talk: if ur tryna follow cal athletics recruiting and not knowledgeable of a prospect's gpa/academic profile ur 100% gonna be totally in the dark/clueless as **** at the end of the day

https://instagr.am/p/Cw1BdFkRWQD


Apparently Cam Brooks signed with FSU.
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5:42p, 12/3/25
thx stillnostanfourdium, apparently brooks met florida state's rigorous and kinda complicated admissions process which requires ur gpa to be higher than ur # of stds plus ur # of baby mamas minus 3

congrats to cam, he's got a bright future as a security guard at the tallahassee waffle house (FREE meal at every shift) when he's 30 years old plus his unethical as **** high school coach atkins is gonna get a bag from a fsu booster!!

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5:45p, 12/3/25

monster analysis: already a grown azz man at 6'5" 305 lbs & a true student athlete, gotta opportunity for early rotation playing time on the d-line

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6:38p, 12/3/25
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fashionista real talk: that grey cal cap ^ is ugly as ****



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12:13a, 12/4/25

"11 pancakes" on a gameday??

bro u gotta get to 300+ lbs tracking ur daily protein grams, not stuffing ur face at the norman waffle house...get real here bro

stfu shocky (try to keep up)!!#
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12:29a, 12/4/25

cal football 2026 class early enrollees:

the following future student athletes (11 outta 17) at the greatest public university on planet earth will be enrolling in berkeley in january of 2026:

*****elisha faamatuainu
*****kamo'i huihui-white
*****nainoa lopes
*****jd mckinley
*****daniel mcmorris
*****kai meza
*****ernest nunley
*****taimane purcell
*****victor santino
*****lucky schirmer
*****esaiah wong



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1:02a, 12/4/25
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luke ferrelli=acc defensive rookie of the year=future ceo of legoland worldwide inc.=gets 8 strokes on the links from cade uluave=best surfer in the fb program=intensity only rivaled by his dad ryan (backer at rhode island back in the day) on gamedays

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In reply to PAC-10-BEAR • 3:23a, 12/4/25
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Holy cow, look at that crowd. Look at those receivers. Look at that sky. 45 years (me) watching Cal football, 65 years (alum behind me at the games this years), it doesn't matter, there are many, many people that will come to Cal football games until they die and assuning we don't f it up. It all started with very affordable tickets when we were students. There were also traditions that we may have thought were a bit corny when we were young but quickly realized were the backbone of the entire experience.
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6:25a, 12/4/25
^ lyons & rivera ****** up (as reflected by the mediocre football attendance metrics) this year by not inclusively offering FREE tixs to all berkeley students, they wasted a whole season of young people with massive financial student loan debt (often from socioeconomically poor as **** backgrounds like my very cute tiny tiger moms who had ZERO disposable dollars for entertainment during her berkeley days) potentially watching generational talent jks with their classmates & developing a sense of school spirit via gamedays which is the pathway to become a future season tix buyer & maybe even a donor to the university



the truth of the matter is that rich (who grew up in palo alto & wuz a sae as a student) & ron (got PAID in the nfl) are outta touch with the financial realities of today's berkeley students, they incomprehensibly believe the $125 student combo pass is affordable (it isn't) or some stupid **** like that



as the expired cal tv "fans" finish out their dying days on their sofas (they are NEVER gonna go to memorial stadium again) it's critical that cal football transitions/grows a much younger fanbase particularly among current students & those under 30 years of age who don't got a berkeley affiliation

it will be very revealing to see if the berkeley bureaucracy can figure out this simple marketing 101 concept in advance of the hopefully SOLD OUT final visit of ucla to memorial stadium of our lifetimes on saturday september 5, 2026!!


this really isn't that complicated, these remarkable fotos show what is possible when berkeley comes together



love u moms (ima sorry ur berkeley experience wuz a grueling transactional one that did NOT include sporting events but ur son inherited ur passion for hiking/walking doggy dogs for FREE and thx u for guiding me away from american consumerism/materialism & a path towards protecting the most vulnerable in society)!!

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cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island (wut time is lunch brah, why does stan always get to pick wut truck we dine at??)#
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9:20a, 12/4/25



aloha baby (where's the sunscreen??)#

fun fact: the bears will greatly benefit from the FULL 15 ncca allowed pre bowl practices that didn't happen in either of the 2 last bowl games in los angeles or shreveport during finals week at berkeley!!
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9:38a, 12/4/25
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shreveport graduation ceremony: multiple sources have tole the monster that one of the weirdest most socially awkward events in their lives wuz general knowlton inviting himself to hand out diplomas apparently not aware that he wuz intensely disliked/not respected by literally anybody within the cal football program

with no longer any "responsibilities" (other than tryna cut the fb nutrition budget & self reporting several staff members to the ncca for minor recruiting violations earlier this year) related to football & an empty haas pavilion on gamedays for both the men's & women's hoop programs, it will be very interesting to see if chancellor lyons allows the current co athletic director ****tards JAY LARSON & JENNIFER SIMON-O'NEIL to get a FREE vacay to the islands for the holidays

we're all watching, rich, r u a serious steward of berkeley expense dollars??

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cal football staff update: conversations are ongoing with former oakland raiders head coach jon gruden re: a potential position within the program

just win baby (with NFL experience)#
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:00a, 12/4/25
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cal football staff update: conversations are ongoing with former oakland raiders head coach jon gruden re: a potential position within the program

just win baby (with NFL experience)#

Please No.
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In reply to Shocky1 • 10:33a, 12/4/25
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cal football staff update: conversations are ongoing with former oakland raiders head coach jon gruden re: a potential position within the program

just win baby (with NFL experience)#

Depends what the role is. I'd gladly let him be head of pre-game and half time speeches. But, that's about it.

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