Addition of a Joe Starkey statue, a The Play video, next to the Kevin Moen statue.

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AunBear89
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I do t know about that, probably too smart for Yogi.
"There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and statistics." -- (maybe) Benjamin Disraeli, popularized by Mark Twain
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01Bear said:

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01Bear said:

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tpender said:

Please stop this idiotic madness!

It's its own genre: absurdist humor

Thankfully, absurdist humor is already a genre where writers, like Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, and Tom Holt are far funnier than OP.

Not surprisingly, absurdist humor on the Growls forum of Bear Insider is not going to be world class / professional quality

Very true!


I don't know. . . The work of Yogi and his many sock puppets borders on mad genius, but it isn't parody, so it's really just sad and pathetic.

I hadn't realized this was just another Yogi account. Good catch!

If that were the case, then he got me... big time. I have always thought that 49 is a real Cal fan, with some "unique" takes on things.
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Big C said:

01Bear said:

AunBear89 said:

01Bear said:

Big C said:

01Bear said:

Big C said:

tpender said:

Please stop this idiotic madness!

It's its own genre: absurdist humor

Thankfully, absurdist humor is already a genre where writers, like Carl Hiaasen, Christopher Moore, and Tom Holt are far funnier than OP.

Not surprisingly, absurdist humor on the Growls forum of Bear Insider is not going to be world class / professional quality

Very true!


I don't know. . . The work of Yogi and his many sock puppets borders on mad genius, but it isn't parody, so it's really just sad and pathetic.

I hadn't realized this was just another Yogi account. Good catch!

If that were the case, then he got me... big time. I have always thought that 49 is a real Cal fan, with some "unique" takes on things.

Got me, too. Good to know I wasn't alone.
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Gobears49 said:

MSaviolives said:

Consider if you were listening to Starkey's call on the radio without benefit of seeing what was happening.

"The ball is loose" No it wasn't--it was always in the hands of a player

"Another one!" Another what?

No idea of where on the field the play was happening. No indication that these were laterals.

Joe's heartfelt "The Bears have won" and what followed was very well done, but his actual play call was classic Joe and thus not good if the purpose was to understand the play as it unfolded.
1, Always in the hands of a player -- not when a lateral was made.

2. The ball is still loose -- if the ball had been fumbled, I am sure Starkey would have said so. When a lateral occurs there is a short period of time the ball is loose, not held by a player.

3. Again, laterals are to be expected on a play such as this, which was the last play of the game (Starkey must have said how many seconds were left on the clock before The Play began). Laterals are normally expected when there are only a few seconds left in the game, so are very common on the last play of the game. When a lateral occurs the ball can be said to be "loose." It's a colorful way of saying saying "lateral." I applaud Starkey's colorful use of that word.
Neat. Can you think of one other interesting call Joe Starkey has made in the subsequent 40 years of covering Cal football?

I can't, because it doesn't exist.

Please allocate your money toward supporting Cal football or Cal basketball players through Sebastabear's work, so we can get fans back in the only way that is possible--winning games.
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Being so bad made the call unforgettable.
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tpender said:

Being so bad made the call unforgettable.

…and his career rode the vapors of it for 40 years…..like these guys still playing at Indian Casinos based on Yummy Yummy..


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MSaviolives said:

Consider if you were listening to Starkey's call on the radio without benefit of seeing what was happening.

"The ball is loose" No it wasn't--it was always in the hands of a player

"Another one!" Another what?

No idea of where on the field the play was happening. No indication that these were laterals.

Joe's heartfelt "The Bears have won" and what followed was very well done, but his actual play call was classic Joe and thus not good if the purpose was to understand the play as it unfolded.


You left out the worst part: "The Bears have to get out of bounds!"

Not true. Not close to true. Had he watched football before this game?
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I'm all for a statue of Starkey, maybe at an entrance to the Press Box. Whether you thought he was "good" or not, he's an iconic voice of Cal, and as I have stated numerous times, he was better than most of the Pac announcers even with his deficiencies. At the very least, a nice plaque somewhere outside the press box where other people other than MSM can see it would be great.

I think the Moen statue does "The Play" justice and is sufficient for the other part of your idea.

However, I DO agree with someone who posted earlier that there should be some sort of statue commemorating Andy Smith, and that the Andy Smith bench should be placed BACK ON THE SIDELINE where it was and has always belonged. For goodness sakes his ashes were spread over the field. His bench belongs on the field, even though the field has become a *******ized plastic surface.
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Great thread! (in a quirky, off-season sort of way)

If we're goin' Joe, how about a statue of the late, great Joe Kapp?
And the plaque shall read: "The Bear does not quit. The Bear will not die."
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Would seeking statues of Dumpster Muffin and Zachary Runningwolf at the situs of where the Memorial Grove once stood be considered overstepping?

Perhaps with a scratch and sniff feature and solar panel powered continuous loop primal scream audio? Asking for a friend.

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tpender said:

He was a marginally decent announcer and full of himself!


……you're being a bit generous. Maybe more of a marginally
undecent announcer.
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okaydo said:

Top 5 non players in Cal football history:

1. Andy Smith
2. Pappy Waldorf
3. Bruce Snyder
4. Joe Starkey
5. Jeff Tedford



Paa-lease! Sorry if this offends some but I don't miss
Joe at all. In an area where we have been blessed with some terrific announcers through the years, Starkey is not one of them.
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Sorry but I totally disagree.

Joe had his weaknesses to be sure. But compared to those calling other Pac schools I'd take him over any one of them with the notable exception of the former Husky announcer (whose name escapes me right now).

He is an iconic figure who will always be associated with Cal football and particularly (and obviously) The Play. He loved Cal and Cal athletics. Moreover he loved the traditions of Cal and college football in general. And he reflected that in his broadcasts. He talked about the Cal Band, the spirit groups, the activities in the stands and associated off campus (but relevant) activities as well. He loved the history not only of Cal, but the rivalries themselves. And he wasn't afraid to have fun. College football, above all, should be fun. Joe could laugh at things and share them on his broadcasts. His love for the players was obvious. His background information was second to none (which is probably why they still have him doing features on various rivalries in the pre-game broadcast).

Yeah he wasn't great (especially in later years) with down, distance and time. But the color and pageantry of the game, which is so overlooked by other broadcasters, was always front and center. And I was pretty much always able to figure out what was going on if I paid attention for just a few moments.

A statue would be fine with me. I'm not sure it's something I'd stress over. But I think some sort of commemoration of the man is appropriate.

I feel the same way about Joe Kapp, Mark Bingham (that one should be near Witter), and a few other notable Cal athletes. In Joe's case, at the very least, there should be some sort of plaque outside the press box where normal folk can see it.
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Yeah, I love Joe Starkey because we're Cal and he's Joe Starkey! Maybe the statue idea is a little goofy, but it's coming from the heart, so Go Bears! The plaque idea is great: I thought there would already be one!
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He's already in the Cal HOF.
That's enough.
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TomBear said:


Sorry but I totally disagree.

Joe had his weaknesses to be sure. But compared to those calling other Pac schools I'd take him over any one of them with the notable exception of the former Husky announcer (whose name escapes me right now).

He is an iconic figure who will always be associated with Cal football and particularly (and obviously) The Play. He loved Cal and Cal athletics. Moreover he loved the traditions of Cal and college football in general. And he reflected that in his broadcasts. He talked about the Cal Band, the spirit groups, the activities in the stands and associated off campus (but relevant) activities as well. He loved the history not only of Cal, but the rivalries themselves. And he wasn't afraid to have fun. College football, above all, should be fun. Joe could laugh at things and share them on his broadcasts. His love for the players was obvious. His background information was second to none (which is probably why they still have him doing features on various rivalries in the pre-game broadcast).

Yeah he wasn't great (especially in later years) with down, distance and time. But the color and pageantry of the game, which is so overlooked by other broadcasters, was always front and center. And I was pretty much always able to figure out what was going on if I paid attention for just a few moments.

A statue would be fine with me. I'm not sure it's something I'd stress over. But I think some sort of commemoration of the man is appropriate.

I feel the same way about Joe Kapp, Mark Bingham (that one should be near Witter), and a few other notable Cal athletes. In Joe's case, at the very least, there should be some sort of plaque outside the press box where normal folk can see it.

Two things are true: Joe Starkey sounded great and was great when played over highlights. He was absolute hell to listen to if you were trying to follow the game.
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If I had the cash, I would fund this statue to make the threads go away.
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BearOnABike said:

Big Picture thoughts: agree with Hearst that "Cal's continued glorification of The Play is an indication of how little the program has to celebrate, at least for the last 60 years." We've been running off of the fumes of The Play for far too long. It's cringeworthy frankly.

On the idea itself: no statue or continously playing video for Starkey. First, he did the radio call so a video doesn't make sense. Second, it was a good call and certainly adds an element to The Play, but The Play stands on its own. Those in attendance and watching on TV would attest to that.
Fellow biker Bear: totally agree.
I have VERY fond memories of Dad making sure to bring his cassette tape of Starkey's audio to every big game to throw in the car stereo and play as loudly as possible, to everyone's delight.

Alas, that was well over 20 years ago now and I have come to the same conclusion. It's so sad that this is our vestige of "greatness" that we futilely cling to. We sure had hope in the mid 2000's as things were looking up. Then a stadium remodel and we THOUGHT we were on our way. Nope, we were getting left behind in the dust before we even knew it.

Furd had been to a few Rose Bowls since then while we couldn't even reach that benchmark.

Our reminiscing about The Play is indicative of what was and COULD HAVE been. And erecting a monument to this event, although having merit, would really just be a stake in the heart signifying Cal's utter futility on the gridiron. I REALLY hate to say it, but it's true.

Bums me out.

Full disclosure: The Play was a key formative part of my youth and life trajectory. If it weren't for my attending my very first Cal game on that Saturday, November 20, 1982 as a Junior in HS, I may have matriculated to Cal Poly to pursue mechanical engineering instead of heading to the East Bay. Wow, how different my life would have been. And surely not as fantastic! So The Play is dear to my heart and fundamental to who I would become, so I do not take agreeing with your opinion lightly.

Go Bears!
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I would contribute to having Joe's ashes shot out of the Victory Cannon after the 1st touchdown scored in the Big Game, similar to Hunter S. Thompson's epic memorial service. Perhaps Kevin Moen could light the fuse?





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bearister said:


I would contribute to having Joe's ashes shot out of the Victory Cannon after the 1st touchdown scored in the Big Game, similar to Hunter S. Thompson's epic memorial service. Perhaps Kevin Moen could light the fuse?

Are you going to wait for him to die or no?
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GMP said:

bearister said:


I would contribute to having Joe's ashes shot out of the Victory Cannon after the 1st touchdown scored in the Big Game, similar to Hunter S. Thompson's epic memorial service. Perhaps Kevin Moen could light the fuse?

Are you going to wait for him to die or no?


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GMP said:

bearister said:


I would contribute to having Joe's ashes shot out of the Victory Cannon after the 1st touchdown scored in the Big Game, similar to Hunter S. Thompson's epic memorial service. Perhaps Kevin Moen could light the fuse?

Are you going to wait for him to die or no?
How about Knowlton instead?
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TomBear said:


Sorry but I totally disagree.

Joe had his weaknesses to be sure. But compared to those calling other Pac schools I'd take him over any one of them with the notable exception of the former Husky announcer (whose name escapes me right now).

He is an iconic figure who will always be associated with Cal football and particularly (and obviously) The Play. He loved Cal and Cal athletics. Moreover he loved the traditions of Cal and college football in general. And he reflected that in his broadcasts. He talked about the Cal Band, the spirit groups, the activities in the stands and associated off campus (but relevant) activities as well. He loved the history not only of Cal, but the rivalries themselves. And he wasn't afraid to have fun. College football, above all, should be fun. Joe could laugh at things and share them on his broadcasts. His love for the players was obvious. His background information was second to none (which is probably why they still have him doing features on various rivalries in the pre-game broadcast).

Yeah he wasn't great (especially in later years) with down, distance and time. But the color and pageantry of the game, which is so overlooked by other broadcasters, was always front and center. And I was pretty much always able to figure out what was going on if I paid attention for just a few moments.

A statue would be fine with me. I'm not sure it's something I'd stress over. But I think some sort of commemoration of the man is appropriate.

I feel the same way about Joe Kapp, Mark Bingham (that one should be near Witter), and a few other notable Cal athletes. In Joe's case, at the very least, there should be some sort of plaque outside the press box where normal folk can see it.
Your paragraph describing Joe's loyalty and longtime love of Cal also describes me. As a matter of fact,
I go back way farther than Joe. That doesn't mean I'd be a good announcer. Nor was Joe. The tributes
to his prowess in the booth make me wonder if we are talking about the same guy. Hey, great guy who
loved Cal, but he drove me crazy as an announcer. As a matter of fact, his play by play was so bad if
the game wasn't on TV, I just didn't bother listening. Couldn't stand the frustration. That's what I'll
remember most. I didn't even listen to the team I love because he drove me nuts. Had to rely on
internet updates.
 
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