Jeffrey Tambor

Casting 'Michael Cohen,' the Movie

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In the inevitable film treatment, who plays the paymaster? Who plays Giuliani? Trump? And does it have to be directed by Michael Mann?

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MICHAEL COHEN

Henry Winkler
Ben Stiller
David Schwimmer
Bobby Cannavale
Michael Imperioli
A lesser Baldwin brother
John Turturro
Welker White (!)

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RUDY GIULIANI

Robert Duvall
James Woods
Gene Hackman
Christopher Lloyd
Kurtwood Smith
Richard Jenkins
Werner Klemperer
Max Schreck
Willem Dafoe
John Cusack

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Switching from Louie Anderson to Jonathan Winters for SHS:

B.A. Bearacus said:

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Stormy Daniels as Ivanka Trump

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No, stormy Daniels as stormy Daniels.

Michael Keaton as Rudy Giuliani

Or this Keaton as Giuliani

Or this one.
See, he plays the crazy man extremely well.
And with beetlejuice, he even adds the "dead" portion of Giuliani accurately.

BearNIt said:

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How are evangelicals supporting this Dirtbag?

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They'll follow whomever and whatever their leader(s) tell them to.
It's not, foundationally, an intellectually driven bunch.

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How is Melania not demanding a few more million in her divorce bug out agreement with Trump?

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Ya gotta be wondering what the hell she is thinking, what she is going to do in life after he is out of the WH, and after he dies.

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Why isn't the affair with the porn star an office ending mistake as it would have been for most politicians?

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Truly!

bearister said:

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I am reading the book. It is like a trans fat injection into the frontal lobe. Wolff is a good writer.

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Then you should no doubt enjoy the sequel, just released.

Another Bear said:

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Hmmm...might I suggest a surprise ending? Statham/Avenatti gets Ivanka/Scarlett Johanson.

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Apparently, avenatti doesn't get the girl at the end. He gets jail.

Perhaps alongside trump - that could be a cool final scene. Maybe avenatti quietly chokes trump to death in the jail cell. Good ending.

.... and Scarlet Johansson could play a good guy news anchor persistently chasing the anti trump story lines. At the end, she gets to return to her normal just American life.

She, in essence, represents all of us.