bearister said:

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This should make tRump throw a clot the size of an apple fritter:

"President Obama's "A Promised Land" (list price: $45) sold nearly 890,000 copies in the U.S. and Canada in its first 24 hours, putting it on track to be the best selling presidential memoir in modern history, AP's Hillel Italie writes." Axios


Photo: Charles Guerin/Abaca Press via Reuters

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This should make tRump throw a clot the size of an apple fritter:

"President Obama's "A Promised Land" (list price: $45) sold nearly 890,000 copies in the U.S. and Canada in its first 24 hours, putting it on track to be the best selling presidential memoir in modern history, AP's Hillel Italie writes." Axios


Photo: Charles Guerin/Abaca Press via Reuters

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• Trump Tower will be turned into a low-income apartment complex.
• Mar a Lago will become a hospital for the poor.
• Doral will be turned into a public links course.
• The golf course in Scotland will be returned to natural habitat.
• The golf course in Bedminster, NJ will be turned into a white collar crime farm. Wall Street types and the
• Trump family members will serve their time there, but there will be a moat with crocodiles surrounding each cell, and they can only watch the golf course grow fallow.
• In Washington DC, Trump International Hotel, also known as Old Post Office Building, will be renamed as the Trump Crime Museum, placing it to the top of the the list of "must see" in DC.
• Finally, every other piece of property will his name or association with is going to be renamed and reused for other purposes - except there will be a little office where you can get your "I hate Trump Tourism Passport" stamped. If you collect every location stamp, you get to show off your traveling prowess to your friends. Display it on the wall with a map - it's a great conversation starter at cocktail parties, with topics ranging from "Can you believe he said/did that?" to "Now, tell me again, how he schemed his way into owning THIS property?" to "how did you find the location in Bangkok - I thought they outright blew it up?" ---"No, that was only a rumor, you see...." Passport completion will also qualify you for free mailing of the Trump Trivia Board Game. You're guests are sure to leave your party in rolling tears of laughter at the buffoon.