Shocky1;842399404 said:
Dear Shocky,
As the newly appointed Chancellor of the University of Nevada Las Vegas, I am pleased to report that many of the action items in my innovative "2020 UNLV Academic Game Plan: Transforming Sin City's #1 Ranked Public University into the Future" have been successfully implemented:
*****stripper poles have been removed from all campus libraries
*****the admissions department will no longer give preference to those with ged certification
*****the casino parking valet major has been signficantly revamped & strengthened
*****all incoming student athletes will be required to pass a rigorous criminal background check
*****the basketball spirit group will no longer chant "I will cut you, bitch, I will mess you up" when opposing teams score baskets
Shocky, on your next golf trip to Shadow Creek or the Pac 12 Conference Tournament, please feel free to reach out to me for a personal tour of our campus along with complimentary blackjack chips.
Best regards,
Dean Wormer
Dear Shocky,
Wow, can you believe it?
Our Running Rebels students athletes just defeated the #3 ranked Arizona Wildcats!
Just between us, Sean Miller is an elite recruiter but quite frankly he's not much of a gameday coach.
Shocky, as you would say, this **** is getting live!
Please tell Mr. Wallace that my daughter Aurielle is still very interested in dating him once he receives his Cal degree.
Best regards,
Dean Wormer