Shocky1;842685938 said:

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stephen domingo may not be the biggest shockster fan on planet earth




the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including san francisco)

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Can anybody compete with the shockster for this title?

jaylen fisher, a remarkable story of courage in growing up as an albino, is gonna transfer from unlv to tcu

[SIZE=5]Cal starting Center, starting Point Forward, and starting Forward
What a front line![/SIZE]

HoopDreams;842685985 said:

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[SIZE=5]Cal starting Center, starting Point Forward, and starting Forward
What a front line![/SIZE]

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By the way, those three players were among the most talented and most accomplished players in the Conference if not the country; and a number of the other players on that team were also very talented. From someone who didn't follow their season much, my overwhelming question is why was the team so relatively unsuccessful? If it was relative youth, why was Anigwe (maybe the youngest player on the team) one of the best players in the country?

[SIZE=5]does Jabari Bird have the most beautiful shots in college?
... almost magical ...[/SIZE]

Shocky1;842681016 said:

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bon anniversaire, roger, aujourd'hui est un bon jour

love watching you relentlessly chase scorers/shooters thru brutal screen packages & knockdown the open 3 pointers

roger, you got a lotta energy, that's for sure:bravo




world traveling california golden bear#

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roger told taylor & i at the banquet that he's gonna spend some time this summer at his brother luc richard mbah a moute's crib in los angeles (he plays for the la clippers) but wasn't sure if his big bro would let him drive one of his rides while he visits...roger, nobody walks in la

roger also told us that one of the reasons that he & his teammates love the cal's monster class is that i try to tell the whole story, to share the hopes & dreams of our true student athletes, they are not disposable modern day gladiators to be objectified & dissected by cal basketball fans

he once again invited us to visit his family home in cameroon which is not only a touching gesture & invitation but also a reflection his generous spirit, he is truly a special young man that works his azz off everyday both on the practice court but also in the classrooms of berkeley (a past recipient of the all pac 12 academic team) & a supportive teammate

yeah, taylor & i might have misted up a bit when roger won the pete newell award but then again it might have just been the late evening beautiful bay area fog...but make no mistake about it, he got up to the podium very quickly to accept his award, roger got a lotta energy

the soul & heart of the bears (lies inside of rmb)#

south bender;842685973 said:

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Can anybody compete with the shockster for this title?

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south bender, it kinda seems like that i got enemies, got a lotta enemies, got a lotta people tryna drain me of this energy...but my attitude is kinda like and we started at the bottom now we're here

what do you think?

Shocky1;842685993 said:

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south bender, it kinda seems like that i got enemies, got a lotta enemies, got a lotta people tryna drain me of this energy...but my attitude is kinda like and we started at the bottom now we're here

what do you think?

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I think you confuse as enemies those on this site who are put off by your narcissism and your childish attacks on them for expressing their distaste. Not to speak of various posters who would like more basketball focus and less cheesecake.

You are a meditator. Why not ask yourself if any criticism you receive has any merit?

Shalom, pax vobiscum.

[SIZE=5]Number 1 recruit in the nation is Cal soph Ivan Rabb[/SIZE]

south bender;842685999 said:

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I think you confuse as enemies those on this site who are put off by your narcissism and your childish attacks on them for expressing their distaste. Not to speak of various posters who would like more basketball focus and less cheesecake.

You are a meditator. Why not ask yourself if any criticism you receive has any merit?

Shalom, pax vobiscum.

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to be honest with you all this talk about cheesecake is kinda confusing, coach christopher don't got that on the go zone desert menu, that's not gonna happen

Shocky1;842683254 said:

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dominik olejniczak is athletic enough & got enough foot speed that he could potentially play the 4 in addition to the 5 if he commits to the bears & coach martin opts for a big lineup...he will officially visit berkeley next thursday may 5th

the staff is currently working on tours, activities & a customized recruiting video for olejnickzak...i have made the suggestion to the staff that the video include the following opening introductory comment: prosze przjsc na numer jeden w rankingu uczelni publicanych na swiecie i niech shocky siedziec obok swojego krzwego brutneki jogi dziewczyna nataliia na gamedays



note: natalia (standing next to a slouching dominik) is not signaling his gpa, he's not a dumb azz

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including poland)

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co u dominik?

Shocky1;842677604 said:

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the cal staff is in discussions with 7' 249 lbs drake freshman transfer dominik olejniczak from poland



given the 2016 class academic recruiting challenges (which will be discussed in more depth as things play out), it's a very positive sign to note that olejniczak told the des moines register that "i choose drake (the college, not the artist) because it seems to be a school that offers a balanced educational program that links together academics and school...i feel excited about acquiring knowledge both on the court and beyond it as well as a sought after job applicant"

does that sound better than you "wanna go to a pure basketball school" or you "are gonna get buckets" or you "want to have the ball in your hands from day 1 (regardless of competition)"?

as a freshman in rural farmland iowa olejniczak averaged 6.5 ppg on an absolutely remarkable 72.2% field goals & 4.1 rpg despite being mystically undertilized at 16.5 mpg

but more importantly it is a cal's monster class exclusive scoop that dominik's girlfriend (who will most likely sit courtside next to me) was a star fan at the 2014 world cup hosted by brazil & won by germany...do you got your season tix(s) for next season at haas?



dominik, yeah we got them curvy brunette yoga females in the beautiful & diverse cosmopolitan san francisco bay area too which is a blending pot of cultures from around the globe

the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including poland)

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dominik, nie pytaj coch martin gdzie ja fryzury ok?...to bedzie zie skonczyc...on nie miec piekne wlosy jak swoja dziewczyne natalia

mikecohen;842685986 said:

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my overwhelming question is why was the team so relatively unsuccessful?

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1) Average (weighted by minutes played) experience entering the season: 0.8 year
2) Number of seniors on the roster: 0
3) Number of guards on the roster: 2
4) Number of players on the roster (by conference season): 8

Shocky1;842686027 said:

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dominik, nie pytaj coch martin gdzie ja fryzury ok?...to bedzie zie skonczyc...on nie miec piekne wlosy jak swoja dziewczyne natalia

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Whatever happened to Polack jokes? Seemed to be pretty big in the 80s but isn't really a thing anymore. Kinda like Corey Feldman, I suppose.

TheSouseFamily;842686057 said:

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Whatever happened to Polack jokes? Seemed to be pretty big in the 80s but isn't really a thing anymore. Kinda like Corey Feldman, I suppose.

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the biggest polish joke are the truly academic mediocre other schools that dominik is visiting...colorado (the pot capital of the united states of america), ole miss (the home of big hair for females), florida (the hottest place on earth during the summer) & florida state (drinking is more important than schoolwork)...is olejniczak trying to set himself up for a better future after college or what?...pretty sure that at some of those schools they don't even make you read books & **** like that, you just gotta play basketball

dominik, nie badz glupi azz



the university of california, berkeley=#1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world (including poland)

stu;842686045 said:

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1) Average (weighted by minutes played) experience entering the season: 0.8 year
2) Number of seniors on the roster: 0
3) Number of guards on the roster: 2
4) Number of players on the roster (by conference season): 8

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i dunno maybe the problem was zero players from poland?

Shocky1;842686156 said:

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i dunno maybe the problem was zero players from poland?

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And nobody 7'0" 245 lbs.

Shocky1;842529201 said:

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the fashion police: what not to wear

sammy, what up with the cal basketball shorts at the beach?

roman, wearing a high school prom cummerbund around the waist is a beach fashion nightmare, you might not know how to speak australian but that outfit is speaking volumes

jaylen rockin' the stylish trunks with the simple drawstring & the clean shades, no wonder them curvy brunette yoga girls wanna talk to you

huf, are you gonna audition for jersey boys with the accessorized gold chain?...where's paulie?

ivan, not sure that foot locker beachwear is working for you the same way you work around the basket

shut up, shocky#

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brenden, nice job borrowing your dad eric's skinny black tie (i know all your fashion tricks) that works well with the shiny jacket & the green (although i'm partial to fuschia) shoelaces that tell the world that you got it goin' on

roger, i didn't know you wear glasses...is it really true that cal basketball players can read books & **** like that?

sammy, the whole miami casual sunday afternoon brunch at joe's stone crabs attire is pulled off by the matching jacket & topsiders...please order me the jumbo lump crab cakes with green tomato & caper remoulade along with a cold perrier, ok?

cole & jabari, did you guys go online with glapion & get 45% off on a bulk discount purchase of 3 brown shoes?...hope they got a refund policy

ivan, gotta love the sleek clean lines of your crisp fashion forward ensemble complemented by the brassy watch but what's up with the right hand across the belly, do you got diaherea or what?...where was this award winning fashion statement at the banquet when you dressed like a runaway at the lake merrit bus stop?

kam, trust me, neither kristy or alicia keys likes your ugly azz beard, are you really trying to look like a 40 year old convict or are you auditioning for the role of javert in les miz?...lose the beard, what time does the personal grooming department at walgreens close tonite?

jordan, you got a good sense for colors along with the tie flair, you are a ceo in the making (as long as you don't go all creasy on dumb azzs in the board room)

stephen, you look like the stern headmaster at a private east coast prep school that would thoroughly enjoy knocking any troublemakers on their azzs if they get out of line

king, nobody wears 3 piece suits during the summertime in the san francisco bay area, you should've consulted that curvy brunette yoga female friend of yours victoria before you stepped out the door

nick, you are a ******* fashion disaster (although the tapered slacks are a definite plus) with your too busy (sometimes less is more) statement that tries unsuccessfully to work black on black, no wonder you look like a waiter at nobu malibu that is covering his balls after delivering the anti curcho peruvian style spicy chicken skewers to the wrong table...no tip for you, my friend

dominik, jesli tylko przestrzegac zalacen natalii mody wam wtedy bedzie kredens gc i nie klaun w cyrku

what not to wear#

elite usc guard julian jacobs will sign with an agent, he's done in south central now regardless of whether or not he's selected in the nba draft

trojans off season transfers include katin reinhardt, darion clark, malik martin & mike marqutti

last season usc averaged an apathetic 4,607 fans per game at the empty & quiet galen center

it's true, nobody gives a **** about usc basketball

Shocky1;842604832 said:

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jordan schakel


ethan thompson


the bears staff is actively recruiting bishop montgomery's class of 2017 dynamic duo of 6'5" 180 lbs jordan schakel & 6'5" 170 lbs ethan thompson

ethan scored 17 points & jordan scored 14 points in the bishop montgomery knight's opening game 58-56 endangerment of the santa margarita eagles

both guys are being coached up by longtime highly respected so cal basketball head coach doug mitchell...i met mitchell at the oakland airport on the rental car rental shuttle bus after he traveled north in support of his former player justin cobbs senior day game...mitchell places a strong emphasis upon academics & his relationships with his student athletes extends beyond their time in torrance...we talked about richard solomon who also played for mitchell before transferring to price high school with the hopes of playing less with his back to the basket & more as a stretch 4 (solo was a career .571 free throw % shooter during his 4 years at cal)

the question in these recruitments is do these young men really want to pursue their collegiate basketball experiences at the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world?...jordan's parents graduated from usc & ethan's dad stevie is an assistant coach at oregon state and his bro stevie is a freshman for the beavers



go knights#

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the cal staff has offered jordan schakel, the 4.3 gpa true student athlete is an ideal fit for the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world

ethan thompson is also a very good student but at the end of the day he's gonna end up in freezing azz corvallis with his dad & bro

Shocky1;842616928 said:

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http://www.usnews.com/education/best-global-universities/rankings

us news is ranking cal #3 in their 2015 collegiate world rankings

a cal degree is like a winning lottery ticket, it will open an unlimited number of doors in the future in your quest to achieve your dreams & goals in life...today's highly competitive global marketplace favors those that are well educated, that's just the way it is...if you go to an academically mediocre school & get injured you are ******, that's why you got to be mentally limitless

but you gotta have academic ambition to graduate from cal, are you willing to do the work?

yeah, ambition is priceless, it's something in your veins




50 year decision#

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what are the world college rankings for colorado, ole miss, florida & florida state?

dominik, uzyj linku powyzej badania reputacie akademickich innych szkol, ktore odwiedzasz, ok?...sa skozlys clown dia niemych azzs

Shocky1;842686259 said:

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jordan, you got a good sense for colors along with the tie flair, you are a ceo in the making (as long as you don't go all creasy on dumb azzs in the board room)

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Let's be real here, why is Jordan using a scooter crutch?

unknown injury #

BC Calfan;842686354 said:

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Let's be real here, why is Jordan using a scooter crutch?

unknown injury #

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Shocky1;842628098 said:

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there are very few things in life more joyous than watching jordan mathews run back on defense after knocking down a 3 point moneyball with j mat signaling that's he off to the races with his tongue hanging out & a determined smile forever frozen in time




the magic of cal basketball (creasy style)#

jordan mathews told me in the locker room at the banquet that his recovery from surgery is going well & that he'll be back on the floor soon, he still rolling around on a knee scooter

but let's be real here, creasy has put on a few extra chunky lbs



hide the french fries#

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let's be real here, j-mat is just tryna to get some sympathy love from them california curvy brunette yoga females...and maybe a city of berkeley handicapped parking pass too

Shocky1;842675152 said:

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who are these guys on the california golden bears basketball team?...do you wanna be a part of all of this?

alan crabbe-3.3 gpa@price (currently playing w/portland trail blazers)
justin cobbs-3.39 gpa@bishop montgomery
richard solomon-3.5 gpa@price
jeff powers*-3.6 gpa@delasalle
ricky kreklow*-3.72 gpa@rocky bridge
david kravish*-4.1 gpa@lee's summit north
tyrone wallace*-3.5 gpa@bakersfield
christian behrens*-3.5 gpa@tahoma
jabari bird-3.0+gpa@salesian
jordan mathews-3.55 gpa@santa monica
sam singer-3.4 gpa@ransom everglades
kameron rooks-3.5 gpa@mission hills
roger moute a bidias-3.0+ gpa@notre dame
kingsley okoroh-3.0+ gpa@westwind prep/findlay prep
stephen domingo-3.4 gpa@st ignatius
brandon chauca-3.85 gpa@shannon forest christian school
cole welle-4.37 gpa@aptos
nick hamilton-4.2 gpa@westchester
brenden glapion*-4.1 gpa@washington
dwight tarwater*-3.9 gpa@webb school
ivan rabb-3.15 gpa@bishop o'dowd
jaylen brown-3.1 gpa@wheeler
nick kerr*-3.9 gpa@torrey pines
roman davis-3.5 gpa@winward
dontae coleman-3.3 gpa@lawson state
grant mullins-3.31 gpa@columbia (ivy league)

*will graduate/graduated from cal joining 2012 grads bak bak, brandon smith & robert thurman

cal fans can expect every player listed above to either leave cal with a degree and/or a nba contract..patrick christopher, justin cobbs & richard solomon all have around one+ remaining semester of schoolwork necessary to earn their cal degrees...as the wise marco harris once told me, men take care of their business

of the 300+ ncaa d1 bb teams, cal is among the most academically elite programs along with stanford and the ivy leagues most noteably harvard

the above is the MOST IMPORTANT stat sheet in cal basketball



this is the difference between basketball factories that use up & then discard their workers (leaving them unemployable on the streets) in today's highly competitive global economy and legitimate collegiate institutions of higher learning with an academic purpose...if you go to an academically mediocre school like kentucky or arizona & get injured you are ******

academic ambition is a beautiful thing, it will open doors in business after your basketball days are over & help you meet the girl of your dreams (and you're not thinking about it now but it will also help you raise intellectually curious children someday)...you can be limitless mentally


curvy brunette yoga females from academically mediocre schools wanna date & marry cal, stanford & ivy league grads when they leave their school & enter the real world, that's just the way of the world

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ivan rabb is the best returning player in college basketball & has the potential to be the #1 pick in the nba's 2017 draft but more importantly young ivee got a 3.0 gpa at cal, that is an absolutely remarkable achievement

dominik olejniczak got the opportunity to blueshirt & compete every day in practice against rabb/rooks/okoroh & then study with them at the #1 ranked public university in the world to ensure a brighter tomorrow

dominik, chesz zbudowac lepsze zycie dia siebie i swoich twardych pracujacych rodzicow w chicago thru edukacje swiatowej klasy?

50 year decision#

dominik, jak wiekie byloby jasli zobowiazal sie trener martin i wtedy mam siedziec ook dziewczwyna natalia w pawilonie haas w przslzym sezonie?




uniwersytet z california, berkeley=number jeden w rankingu uniewersytet publiczny na swiecie

cal zespol jest wielki#

dominik, wlasnie skonczyl spacery nasey psy ratownicze, potrzebuja naszej milosci

jedzenie polski pies jest troche pomieszane, nie zgadza?

taking a page out of the oregon state wes tinkle playbook, washington's lorenzo romar has hired michael porter sr as an assistant coach to ensure that his son blue chipper michael porter jr (2017) ends up in seattle

ethan thompson (2017) is signed, sealed & delivered to corvallis too regardless of the cal offer

modern day slavery#

[COLOR="#0000CD"][SIZE=5]Dwight Tarwater... [/SIZE]
[SIZE=5]Cornell basketball >>> Cal basketball graduate transfer >>> Cal basketball graduate coach >>> Concord basketball coach[/SIZE][/COLOR]







[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000CD"]http://pac-12.com/videos/recap-cal-mens-basketball-stuns-ucla-late-3-pointer[/COLOR][/SIZE]

moja szkola taylor i mam zamiar uczyc sie polskiego latem tego roku, aby dopingowac ciebie w berkeley

dominik, late most cal rozpocznie 22 czerwca, czy chca zyc w kalifornii, czy nie?

take off that red shirt![SIZE=5]
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Shocky1;842609435 said:

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the bears staff is actively recruiting 6'1" 155 lbs brandon williams the top ranked pg on the west coast & top 25 player in the 2018 class from crespi carmelite high school



williams has elite court speed & vision and can create for both his teammates & himself with jumpers off the dribble

the 2 schools on him the hardest at this time are cal & arizona

williams led crespi carmelite to a high school championship at haas pavilion last spring & then his parents joined him for an unofficial visit this november for the blue & gold scrimmage...he's already built a strong relationship with fellow los angeles guy, roman davis

brandon kinda wasted his academic talents as a freshman with a 2.5 gpa (which is not gonna get you a scholly to berkeley) but is now very motivated to become mentally limitless, his gpa this year is closer to 3.3...as his gpa continues to rise, the difference between an academically mediocre school like arizona with its 95% acceptance rate & the #1 ranked public (#3 overall) university in the world will become more of a factor when a decision is made down the road




cal's started at the bottom class (2018)#

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the cal staff has offered brandon williams in recognition of his gpa improvement & academic ambition, his high character & elite basketball talents have never been in question

mentally limitless#

played whisper rock (upper) this morning with slim wadie, skippi & an asu sun angel donor

walking down the 10th fairway we had the following conversation:

shocky: so what up with savon goodman, why would the devil's leading rebounder & 3rd leading scorer leave as a graduate transfer to a lower level program like lasalle?

mr asu: goodman failed a bunch of drug tests

shocky: so you're telling me that you can get a 2.5 gpa in high school, a 2.5 gpa in junior college, do a ****load of drugs at asu & still graduate in 2 years like savon?...that's hard to believe

mr asu (putting his arm around my shoulder): look shoski, i never said asu is the harvard of the west but asu has got a lot of other pluses (his wife is a curvy brunette yoga female)

shocky: understood

we walk in silence for a minute or two

mr asu: do you really think that some of the cal players aren't doing drugs too?

shocky: i dunno, maybe advil




arizona state university=#1 ranked school in the world for producing the most strippers

former high school blue chipper brekkott chapman (got a a baby) is leaving utah joining previous transfers chris reyes & isiash wright...that's on top of jakop poeltl heading to the nba and seniors jordan loveridge, brandon taylor & dakarai tucker out of eligibility

special k is gonna have his work cut out for him next season in salt lake city to avoid a losing season

the book of mormon#

[SIZE=5]finished bill walton's book...pretty amazing life story
i recommend the audio book as it's read by bill walton himself
for those who don't like his 2 hour game broadcasts, I would skip it... audio book is 12 hours[/SIZE]

[SIZE=5][COLOR="#0000CD"]"Come on, that was no foul! It may be a violation of all the basic rules of human decency, but it's not a foul."

"the longest and hardest climbs have taken me the highest"

"listen to the bells ringing the chimes of freedom"[/COLOR][/SIZE]

[SIZE=5]Cal PG recruit Damari Milstead invited to the Pangos All-American camp[/SIZE]