cal's monster offensive line

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coach brown ELITE player development: check out how zeke is monitoring the passer's eyes & sees the beavers qb1 telegraph the vertical passing lane by staring down the receiver from the jump which allows THE TAKER to break early on the ball & take it to the graveyard for a pic 6!!!!!!!!

KABBBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


r u gonna be at memorial stadium this saturday at 3:00 pm for the historic JKS debut??



dreams and nightmares (for opposing qb1s)#



Takers gonna take.
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mbBear said:

You have to add to this discussion that the game was on ESPN, prime time on the West Coast. That's significant. Streaming only options for Texas Southern, and then CBS Sports Network for SD St. will make for a lot less eyeballs. If that was part of the "deal" for the conference to pressure Cal, then, in addition to the win, that exposure has value.

mb, as u know people on the east coast stay the way the **** up later than the left coast (other than the crazy azz hollywood & scottsdale old town nightlife scenes), clubs on weekends open at 10:00 pm & bars stay open until 3:00 am...yeah a lotta tv eyeballs wuz watching the national espn game featuring RKS!!

with no convenient linear tv option for this weekend's historic debut of RKS maybe some of the cal tv sofa fans will venture to memorial stadium for the 3:00 pm kickoff which should allow anybody in the western united states (including boise) to get to berkeley in time & get home on saturday nite

honestly shocky gets ******* goosebumps just thinking about the insane crowd noise/energy when JKS walks up to the line of scrimmage for his 1st snap this saturday in the center of the ******* universe!!

KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMM!!!!!!!

our time on planet earth is finite (my daughter taylor still claims that her dad cried like a little girl during the early pre game warm ups when mcdonalds all americans ivan rabb & jaylen brown in their 1st game as california golden bears (and cal's monster class recruits) ran over & fist bumped/hugged it out with both of us in an empty haas pavillion 45 minutes before the tip off against some nameless directional school, that's still one of my happiest cal memories (other than late nite naked azz yoga against the wall of the 3rd base dugout at evans diamond)!!



yeah cal football needs some FAST LOVE (not gonna bore u with the details) from YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island
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fun fact: poly culture is INCLUSIVE of everybody so let's all ride the potentially EPIC aloha waves this saturday at memorial stadium!!

the only EXCEPTION to this inclusivity are the current co athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil who during the last decade worked with the former athletic director in concert with the former chief financial officer with the blessings of the former chancellor to intentionally misappropriate donations for the football program and the men's excellence in basketball fund to the olympic sports and are now tryna pathetically rebrand themselves as football 1st which isn't fooling anybody


everybody who visits with chancellor lyons this saturday on gameday needs to send the crystal clear message that jay & jenny need to GTFO, we are collectively tired of their worthless bureaucratic bull****!!
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^ if u tole dr shock that justin allegri violently threw up immediately & needed a 45 minute level 17 hot shower after this sickening worst interview in the history of cal athletics, yeah the monster would believe u

but kinda wondering why justin didn't ask the ****tards why as recently as earlier this summer they tried to significantly reduce the cal football program nutrition funding and spearheaded the self reporting recruiting violations to the ncca which resulted in several fb staff members getting suspended??

maybe kevin kennedy and greg richardson will publicly voice their opinions here & provide an update on the employment status of markeisha everett and perhaps an explanation why all berkeley students will NOT receive FREE gameday tixs this saturday for the historic JKS debut??

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last season the bears o-line (in tandem with wide receivers & running backs that refused to BLOCK) gave up the most sacks of any college team in the united states of america & its territories including ibiza, last saturday nite in corvallis they gave up ZERO sacks~~

run game blocking against a bunch of p4 bounce back defenders wuz pretty ******* mediocre but we're trending in the right direction with a more violent mentality towards dominating the line of scrimmage

cal's monster offensive line (is a ******* work in process but tangible improvement is evident)#
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there's such a lotta world to see out there (chestnut hill massachusetts-september 27, 2025)#

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this is NOT cade uluave!!#
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clock management: coach wilcox let 17 seconds burn off the clock from 29 to 12 seconds left at the end of the 1st half despite holding 2 timeouts, justin gotta do better in year 9 as a head coach


justin, at any point while the clock wuz ticking down u could've called a time out, u need to be more ADAPTIVE in chaotic situations particularly since u don't need 2 timeouts with 12 seconds left until half

this is kinda like ur inability last season to stop the repeated/predictable insane bloesch run playcalling into interiror brick walls when ur running backs skillsets favored getting them the ball in space on the edges so they could be off to the races

coach, honestly a yoga/meditation practice (and no drinking brewskis with few & bouza on the deck in couer d'alene is not the same thing) might help u become more mentally & physically flexible or something


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life is NOT linear#
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ADMINISTRATIVE NOTE: this is the 9th consecutive post by shocky, he cannot post again unless there is monster reader posts/engagement per the rules of of the bearinsider.com
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I hope Memorial Stadium is filled this Saturday to support our Bears!
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I'm not sure Cal would fare too well on some of these "scan the crowd" metrics either. Announced crowd for Oregon State last year was 33k, but in scanning the crowd it didn't seem like that many.
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how golf builds meaningful lifelong friendships:

standing on the 9th tee at the bad azz nine at scottsdale national indecisive between clubs

slim wadie: schulzie, wut's going on?

shocky: well, shay overslept her colorado bar exam, taylor is dating a homeless guy she met in central park, my request to become a certified substitute teacher at modern yoga got turned down, none of the cal's men golfers are tracking their daily protein grams, i've been banned from every chop shop in 2 states can't move wrong & my car just got repossessed so i need you to drop me off at the bus stop after the round

slim wadie: that's great, just make sure you take enough club to avoid a plugged lie in the front bunker, ok?

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BearForceOne said:

I hope Memorial Stadium is filled this Saturday to support our Bears!


welcome RAIDER NATION to the BLACK HOLE this saturday at memorial stadium on a beautiful fall gameday in the ******* east bay!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

just win, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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the bears aren't going anywhere#
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cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island (and the home of the humble 3.75 gpa lefty from ewa beach)
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gonna see my mama, that's wut ima mostly talking about!!#
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the MAGIC of cal football (is coming to memorial stadium this saturday at 3:00 pm!!)#
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shocky believes in the redistribution of wealth in the united states & planet earth thru elite educational opportunities at institutions like berkeley, stanford & the ivy leagues for those from lower socioeconomic backgrounds that are willing to do the HARD WORK, no FREE handouts (other than gameday tixs which are an investment in the university's future financial outlook) or watered down academic curriculums or other bull**** in setting them on a course towards earning generational wealth (if they are inclined to do so)

back in the day my poor as **** moms who grew up above a laundry in san francisco earned a berkeley degree & went on to become the largest drug dealer in nor cal (ok, the executive vice president for pharmaceutical services for kaiser)

more recently vals graduated from berkeley in an astonishing 3 years & is now running the cal football program's wildly creative media campaigns, she is a gifted natural storyteller (plus she got good music & a ponytail too)

from the jump a major priority for this thread has been the relentless documentation re: the worthless bureaucrats in berkeley & the systematic gameplan for their removal

how r we doing rite now (in chronological order)??

tom lowry (not a berkeley grad), chief financial officer: retired
sierra achin (berkeley grad), new chief financial officer, 1000% upgrade!!

carol "benevolent but outta touch" christ, chancellor: retired
rich lyons (berkeley grad), new chancellor, 1000% upgrade!!

james knowlton, athletic director: "retired" (with a golden parachute)
tbd, andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad) is the best candidate to streamline the department to 15 championship wining programs (in compliance with title ix) with a football 1st focus

markeisha "arrogant & lazy azz" everett (not a berkeley grad), cal athletics marketing: departing november 1, 2025*
kevin kennedy (berkeley grad) & the passionate calgorithim, new marekting team, 1000% upgrade!!

* university employee advised me today that everett is doing "part time" work for the next 60 days...hiring markeisha to "consult" would be kinda like shocky hiring michael vick to help with his rescue doggy dog fundraising


so what are the next steps in berkeley for athletic excellence??

FIRE the current co-athletic director ****tards jay larson & jennifer simon o'neil (neither is a berkeley grad) and replace them with andrew mcgraw (berkeley grad)

and continue to groom the gregarious haas biz ad grad mike saffell as the future head coach in waiting, we're gonna see more & more young head coaches like asu's teen spirit dilly that can relate to everybody from players & their families, to the media, to the fans & donors bases with +2 extroverted personalities (a savvy football general manager can help them assemble the right staff such as is the case with berkeley grad ron rivera)

can u spot the ******* trend here??

yeah it's gonna take berkeley grads to SAVE and win championships for our california golden bears!!

it's gonna be u & me to get this **** done & we can all support the cause by showing out LOUD at our cathedral of football memorial stadium this saturday at 3:00 pm for the historic debut of JKS in front of our new BLACK HOLE and the all world texas southern band, KABBBOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMM baby!!!

now if shocky can only convince stubborn as **** cal men's golf head coach (and berkeley grad) michael wilson to get his underweight squad to daily count their protein grams like pga golfers (sigh)...



this post is dedicated to shocky's tigers moms (and really moms everywhere who quietly sacrifice for their children) who tole him he could do anything (if he got a good gpa) in life (other than a handstand) that he put his mind too (and the monster believed her!!)


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Shocky1 said:


how golf builds meaningful lifelong friendships:

standing on the 9th tee at the bad azz nine at scottsdale national indecisive between clubs

slim wadie: schulzie, wut's going on?

shocky: well, shay overslept her colorado bar exam, taylor is dating a homeless guy she met in central park, my request to become a certified substitute teacher at modern yoga got turned down, none of the cal's men golfers are tracking their daily protein grams, i've been banned from every chop shop in 2 states can't move wrong & my car just got repossessed so i need you to drop me off at the bus stop after the round

slim wadie: that's great, just make sure you take enough club to avoid a plugged lie in the front bunker, ok?

https://instagr.am/p/CTsb7JLtNif

That is one gorgeous golf hole.
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alex, that's the green of the downhill reachable par 5 18th hole in the background & in the foreground is the tiny green of the 110 yard 9th hole on the par 3 course (which is intended to be played in a match play format due to the necessity of often picking up)

current initiation fee at founder bob parsons (go daddy billionaire, donates anonymously to a lotta of my favorite charities) scottsdale national is currently $1,000,000 with annual dues (to be paid in one lump sum, no monthlies) of $100,000

parsons only rules at the club (other than no-one is allowed to tee off before him) is don't be an azzwipe to any of the staff & that u gotta have FUN!!

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good morning raiders nation (see u a memorial stadium this saturday, baby)!!#
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Shocky1 said:

can u spot the ******* trend here??

yeah it's gonna take berkeley grads to SAVE and win championships for our california golden bears!!

Yeah, but you forgot to say fire Cal Baseball coach Mike Neu (NOT a Cal grad) and replace him with OsoDorado (Cal '83).
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Any tailgates/activities for the younger crowd on Sat pregame? Whole family will be there!
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jb, ur the dad of the year!!

the kid zone will be set up again in the field club level 2 and hopefully one of ur kids gets selected for the always popular bear roar tho by my calculations the smallest participant has won the last 58 times!!

it's not known yet at this time the raider nation turnout but a specially designated tailgate area for them at the campanile with stanford grads being forced to walk a replica black & silver pirate ship plank with live piranhas ultimately got vetoed by the university's risk management staff due to safety concerns re: death and dismemberment or something

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oso, there's good news/bad news:

good news, u certainly couldn't do any worser than mike neu (the bears in the basement of the acc last season with an abysmal 9-21 record, 24-31 overall, with the standout middle infielders departing berkeley to new schools) so yeah hiring u would at least be entertaining

did u play ball for the bears collegiately or r u at least an all star in the fremont tuesday nite senior slow pitch softball league??...regardless shocky would hire a berkeley grad (u) over a multi year failing coach from ball state (neu)

bad news, baseball is gonna be cut along with men's soccer, men's gymnastics & the men's track & field/cross country teams due to a lack of fan interest for endowment funding which lyons has said is mandatory for future men's sports programs continuation in berkeley
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Shocky1 said:

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oso, there's good news/bad news:

good news, u certainly couldn't do any worser than mike neu (the bears in the basement of the acc last season with an abysmal 9-21 record, 24-31 overall, with the standout middle infielders departing berkeley to new schools) so yeah hiring u would at least be entertaining

did u play ball for the bears collegiately or r u at least an all star in the fremont tuesday nite senior slow pitch softball league??...regardless shocky would hire a berkeley grad (u) over a multi year failing coach from ball state (neu)

bad news, baseball is gonna be cut along with men's soccer, men's gymnastics & the men's track & field/cross country teams due to a lack of fan interest for endowment funding which lyons has said is mandatory for future men's sports programs continuation in berkeley

All good. You know I've been saying I would be the best coach for our Baseball program for years, and you might recall I said I didn't play for Cal.

I played in an "adult" baseball league until I was 54 years old, so when I wear the Cal uniform as a coach, yes it means I could theoretically play in an emergency.

But one of the reasons I would be the best coach for Cal is I care about Cal in a way Mike Neu never could, plus as I've stated in other posts on the Baseball board, I would insist on our program being elite.

So you're right I couldn't be worse than a non-Cal-man who failed years ago (why is he still here?), but I am ready to interview to argue why I am the best candidate to take us to the elites, before I recruit my successor who would continue the legacy ....

I know it's never going to happen, and there's no way I will ever be able to prove what I claim I would do for Cal Baseball, but I'm glad to know you at least believe there's no way I could be worse then Mike Neu, who has never done anything to suggest he could succeed as a coach ....

Again, all good, and I'll meet you on the golf course (J.K.!!!).
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cal men's golf starting line up:

the following bears based upon scoring in 6 qualifying rounds will be traveling to the team's opening tournament tomorrow at american dunes (an above average nicklaus design) in grand haven michigan (on the western side of the state) for the folds of honor collegiate september 8th thru the 10th

1) sihao cong, junior
2) matthew miyamoto, sophmore
3) charlie berridge, senior
4) daniel heo, senior
5) trevor cox, true freshman

congrats to sihao shooting an unreal ice in his veins 64 final round to win the 6 round qualifying low aggregate score (and thereby winning the FUN cliffhanger trophy, morikawa would probably trade his british open cup for that piece of work that wuz reportedly handcrafted by coach wilson in his garage judging by the quality of the artistry)!!

also shocky has talked **** about matthew's off season work ethic (didn't play in major amateur tourneys nationwide) & trevor's lack of significant achievements in junior golf, yeah the monster is a dumb azz!!

matthew, ima sorry for implying u think ur girlfriend is more important than qualifying for the 2026 masters like max & collin

trevor, ima sorry for throwing shade ur way saying potential future qb1 brady palmer could kick ur azz at the legoland pitch n putt!!

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see, shocky can man up & admit when maybe he's wrong or something but keep in mind that shocky aced psych 1 back in the day & is kinda like the 3rd men's golf coach with his masterful reverse psychology trash talking developmental strategies for building mentally & physically (tracking daily protein grams) tough & smart future pga golfers, got it??

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honestly it's a bit shocking how this all played out, the preseason all american zinqin zhou (had to withdraw from qualifying with a lower back injury, z 100% needs a yoga/meditation practice like shocky), the highly ranked world amateur xihuan chang & the recent haas biz ad school admitee charlie bundy are all staying home with hopefully chips on their shoulders to work harder & go en fuego with their qualifying scoring for the bears next tournament in seattle in a couple of weeks

several of the nation's powerhouse golf programs are competing next week, hopefully the bears are gonna make it outta lansing after all that happened


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Does the Cal band fall under the purview of football (i.e. ron) or does this lie with the two moron legacy ADs?

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we look exactly the same (after our scooby snacks)!!#
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the TAKERS r targeting +1 athletic nfl upside talent for the 2026 class#
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california golden bears yucky blucky fruitcake classes (mr spieker not amused cuz he got worser seats):

doechii, why don't you introduce the yucky blucky fruitcakes to the class?

2026 class:

ernest nunley, corner/nickel (3.25 gpa)
rocky cummings, linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tyree "reekus" sams, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
kamo'i huihui-white, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
nainoa lopes, quarterback (3.57 gpa)
kingston "lucky" schirmer, defensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
esaiah wong, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
luca georg wolf, tight end (motivated student from austria)
frank fauna jr, defensive lineman (4.0 gpa)
emmanuel "ej" morgan, wide receiver/kick returner (4.3 gpa)
brady palmer, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
taimane purcell, tight end (3.9 gpa)
nemyah telona, defensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
victor santino, running back (3.0+ gpa)
elisha faamatuainu, offensive lineman (3.0+ gpa)
jaxon pyatt, linebacker (3.4 gpa)
camron brooks, edge defender (3.0+ gpa)
artem korchagin, offensive lineman (4.1 gpa)
jonathan mckinley, linebacker (4.83 gpa)
deon jackson, corner/nickel (3.0+ gpa)
jaydn crowder, corner/nickel (3.4 gpa)

2025 class (all former walk ons are now on schollys, CONGRATS!!):

jordan king, wide receiver (4.38 gpa)
alonzo esparza, quarterback (4.0 gpa)
belay brummell, quarterback (3.95 gpa)
carson perry-smith, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
jayden parker, running back (4.16 gpa)
isaac torres, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
mayze bryant, defensive back (3.5 gpa)
jordan franke, longsnapper (3.81 gpa)
dean taylor-chapman, running back (4.0 gpa)
tobey weydemuller, defensive back (3.92 gpa)
jude mclellan, outside linebacker (3.9 gpa)
nate escalada, defensive back (4.23 gpa)
michael cooley, outside linebacker (3.0 gpa)
ewan arechaederra, longsnapper (3.6 gpa)
lucas vanderlind, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
bj jones, inside linebacker (3.55 gpa)
sam bjerke, offensive lineman (3.9 gpa)
cole bosica, wide receiver (4.1 gpa)
myles reber, wide receiver (3.75 gpa)
jeffrey johnson, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jack olyphant, tight end (3.72 gpa)
rj stephens, defensive lineman (3.77 gpa)
michael kern, punter (3.4 gpa)
landon morris, tight end (3.7 gpa)
jayden dixon-veal, wide receiver (3.0+ gpa)
lj johnson, running back (3.7 gpa)
abram murray, kicker (4.0 gpa)
brent "paco" wilson corner/nickel (3.3 gpa)
jordan sanford, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
harrison taggart, linebacker (3.9 gpa)
chase meyer, kicker (4.3 gpa)
mark hamper, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
zae smith, defensive tackle (3.37 gpa)
daveion harley, offensive lineman (3.36 gpa)
kendrick raphael, running back (3.8 gpa)
quimari shemwell, corner/nickel back (3.0+ gpa)
brandon high jr, running back (3.3 gpa)
rino monteforte, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
tj bush, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
quaron adams, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
chris victor, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
jojo genova, offensive lineman (3.5 gpa)
erik peters, kicker (3.9 gpa)
devin brown, quarterback (4.4 gpa)
dazmin james, wide receiver (3.0 gpa)
justin hasenhuetl, interior offensive lineman (3.75 gpa)
jacob de jesus, wide receiver/kick returner (3.67 gpa)
caleb johnston, longsnapper (3.5 gpa)
simon mapa, tight end (3.47 gpa)
mason mini, tight end (3.8 gpa)
john gayer, edge defender (2.8 gpa)
jordon moko, offensive line (3.8 gpa)
jayden wayne, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
brook honoree jr, punter (3.8 gpa)
dominic ingrassia, quarterback (3.2 gpa)
jaron keawe sagapolutele, quarterback (3.75 gpa)
buom jock, inside linebacker (3.1 gpa)
leon bell, offensive tackle (3.1 gpa)
tristan dunn, safety (3.0 gpa)
lamar robinson, offensive guard (3.5 gpa)
tyson ruffins, interior offensive lineman (3.8 gpa)
lajuan owens, left tackle (3.2 gpa)
hezekiah masses, corner/nickel (2.7 gpa)
kyle cunanan, kicker (3.73 gpa)
tyson ford, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
odera okaka, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
john tofi jr, edge defender (3.8 gpa)
aiden manutai, safety (4.0 gpa)
tre' harrison, safety (4.83 gpa)
mike klisiewicz, offensive lineman (3.7 gpa)
jacob houseworth, tight end (3.25 gpa)
jae'on young, corner/nickel back (3.4 gpa)
lebron williams, defensive end (3.2 gpa)
beckham barney, inside linebacker (4.2 gpa)
anthony league, running back (3.9 gpa)
ikechukwu okafor, edge defender (3.7 gpa)
ben howard, offensive guard (3.2 gpa)
meyer swinney, hybrid wide receiver/tight end (3.75 gpa)
kaden cook, cornerback (3.4 gpa)

2024 class:

will mcdonald, left guard (3.5 gpa)
checkhsaliou fall, edge defender (3.3 gpa)
cj harris, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
serigne tounkara, edge defender (3.88 gpa)
kyion graves, wide receiver (3.3 gpa)
ryan yaites, safety (3.2 gpa)
jasiah wagoner, corner/nickel back (3.25 gpa)
tj bollers, edge defender (4.0 gpa)
corey dyches, hybrid tight end/wide receiver (3.1 gpa)
braden miller, offensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
liam johnson, inside linebacker (3.36 gpa at princeton)

khamani hudson, cornerback (3.5 gpa)
bobby engstler, punter/kicker (3.72 gpa)
jonathan "gameday" brady, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
mikey miller, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
victor stoffel, offensive tackle (motivated student in sweden)
kadarius calloway, running back (2.7 gpa)
ryan coe, kicker (3.5 gpa)
tobias merriweather, wide receiver (3.6 gpa)
ja'ir smith, defensive back (3.0+ gpa)
syris corley, offensive lineman (3.0 gpa)
rush reimer, offensive lineman (3.3 gpa)
marcus harris, defensive back (3.2 gpa)
aidan ikaika keanaaina, defensive tackle (4.0 gpa)
aiden newbill, offensive line (3.72 gpa)
isaiah crosby, safety (3.0+ gpa)
luke ferrelli, inside linebacker (4.0 gpa)
chandler rogers, quarterback (3.3 gpa)
teddye buchanan, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
josiah martin, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
jack endries, tight end (3.83 gpa)
trond grizzell, wide receiver (3.8 gpa)
bj canady, defensive tackle (3.91 gpa)
legend journey, apex predator edge defender (3.3 gpa)
ej caminong, quarterback (3.5 gpa)
dayton "dayday" aupiu, defensive back (3.51 gpa)
jamaal wiley, running back (3.0+ gpa)
trevor rogers, wide receiver (3.5 gpa)
michael-anthony okwura, defensive lineman (3.4 gpa)
eze osondu, inside linebacker (3.5 gpa)
brookyln cheek, defensive back (2.9 gpa)
camden jones, tight end (2.8 gpa)
tyler knape, offensive line (3.8 gpa)

2023 class:
barrett miller, offensive lineman (4.2 hs gpa & stanford mechancial engineering degree)
taj davis, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
king doerue, running back (3.5 gpa)
isaiah ifanse, running back (3.2 gpa at montana state)
marcus scott ii, cornerback (3.3 gpa at missouri)
tidiane "frenchy" jalloh (motivated student from france)
matthew wykoff, offensive tackle (3.75 gpa)
marquez "mojo" dortch, wide receiver (2.9 gpa)
ben finley, quarterback (4.308 gpa)
patrick mcmorris, safety (3.65 gpa)
david bird, longsnapper (4.0 gpa)
marquis montgomery, wide receiver (3.4 gpa)
martin tine, offensive tackle (2.9 gpa)
stanley mckenzie, nose tackle (3.3 gpa)

david reese, outside linebacker (3.7 gpa)
sam jackson v, quarterback (2.8 gpa)
brian hightower, wide receiver (3.2 gpa)
justin williams-thomas aka j-will, running back (4.0 gpa)
asher alberding, tight end (3.85 gpa)
jt byrne, tight end (3.75 gpa)
lachlan wilson, punter (strong student from australia)
byron caldwell, running back (3.3 gpa)
sergio allen, inside linebacker (3.4 gpa)
matt littlejohn, defensive back (3.0 gpa)
jaivian "the jet" thomas, running back (3.4 gpa)
nohl williams, defensive back (3.61 gpa)
kaylin moore, defensive back (3.4 gpa)
frederick williams iii, offensive line (3.6 gpa)
zurich ashford, defensive end (3.62 gpa)
ben marshall, tight end (3.4 gpa)
ryan mcculloch, outside linebacker (4.1 gpa)
tiumalu afalava, defensive line (4.1 gpa)
cade uluave, inside linebacker (3.85 gpa)
sailasa vadrawale, defensive back (3.46 gpa)
nyziah hunter, wide receiver (2.8 gpa)
nick morrow, offensive tackle (3.7 gpa)
michael luckhurst, kicker (4.37 gpa)



wow, that was quite the introduction, doechii, we're gonna have to talk after class...don't forget to take the chicken out

https://instagr.am/p/DAb8NtkBYtv
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the island's 3.75 gpa humble lefty from ewa beach throwing dimes to the island's 3.9 gpa nightmare mismatch tight end from aiea!!

cal poly-berkeley=the 9th island (and ranked better than HARVARD in the latest forbes academic collegiate rankings!!)
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2025 scholly roster departures: 52 departures at this moment

nohl williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted kansas city chiefs
craig woodson, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted new england patriots
miles williams, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
teddeye buchanan, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...uc davis degree...nfl drafted baltimore ravens
xavier carlton, outside linebacker...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed chicago bears
liam johnson, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...princeton (ivy league) degree
david reese, outside linebacker...grad transfer portal to syracuse...florida degree
lachlan wilson, punter...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
ricky correia, defensive lineman...out of eligiblity...berkeley degree...nfl free agent signed new york giants
tj session, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
rush reimer, offensive guard...out of eligibility...montana state degree...nfl free agent signed buffalo bills
will mcdonald, center...out of eligiblity...coastal carolina degree
victor stoffel, offensive tackle...out of eligibility...temple degree
chandler rogers, quarterback...nfl declaration...louisiana monroe degree
corey dyches, tight end...out of eligibility...maryland degree
lu magia hearns, corner...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
marcus harris, corner...out of eligibility...idaho degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
ryan coe, kicker...out of eligiblity...north carolina degree...nfl free agent signed tampa bay buccaneers
matthew wykoff, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to houston...berkeley degree
jt byrne, tight end...grad transfer portal to georgia tech...berkeley degree
nate rutchena, tight end...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brooklyn cheek, defensive back...transfer portal to wyoming...no berkeley degree
bobby engstler, punter...transfer portal to arkansas state...no berkeley degree
nyziah hunter, wide receiver...transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
fernando "caca" mendoza, quarterback...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
david bird, long snapper...transfer portal to alabama...no berkeley degree
josiah martin, wide receiver...transfer portal to oklahoma...no berkeley degree
mikey matthews, wide receiver...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
cheikh saliou fall, edge defender...out of eligibility...eastern kentucky degree
cj harris, quarterback...grad transfer portal...ohio university degree
matthew littlejohn, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
collin gamble, defensive back...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
justin "j-will" williams-thomas...grad transfer portal to marshall...berkeley degree
byron "unk" cardwell jr...grad transfer portal to san diego state...berkeley degree
mavin anderson...grad transfer portal to texas state...berkeley degree
jaydn ott...grad transfer to oklahoma...berkeley degree
mason starling...grad transfer portal to san jose state...berkeley degree
trent ramsey...grad transfer portal to appalachian state...berkeley degree
kadarius calloway...transfer portal to new mexico state...no berkeley degree
dylan jemtegaard...grad transfer portal to montana...mechanical engineering berkeley degree
jaivian "the jet" thomas...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
john gayer...transfer portal to utah state...no berkeley degree
simon mapa...transfer portal to new mexico...no berkeley degree
myles williams...grad transfer portal to nevada...berkeley degree
camden jones...transfer portal to mt sac community college...no berkeley degree
jonathan brady...transfer portal to indiana...no berkeley degree
ryan yaites...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
kyle cunanan, transfer portal to nebraska...no berkeley degree
caleb johnston, transfer portal to rutgers...no berkeley degree
tobias merriweather, transfer portal to utah...no berkeley degree
hunter barth, grad transfer portal to stanford...berkeley degree
marcus scott ii, transfer portal to central arkansas...no berkeley degree

note: kicker derek morris (umass) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2024 scholly roster departures: 43 bears moving on

matthew cindric, center...out of eligibility...berkeley haas biz school & masters education...new york jets
barrett miller, tackle...out of eligibility...stanford engineering degree & berkeley cert program
isaiah ifanse, running back...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
monroe young, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
brian hightower, wide receiver...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program
darius long jr, defensive tackle...out of eligibility...berkeley degree
jackson sirmon, inside linebacker...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...new york jets
patrick mcmorris, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley cert program...nfl drafted miami dolphins
raymond woodie iii, safety...grad transfer portal to bethune cookman...berkeley degree
ben finley, quarterback...grad transfer portal to akron...berkeley cert program
tyson mcwilliams, cornerback...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
brayden rohme, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to massachusetts...berkeley degree

kaleb elarms-orr, inside linebacker...transfer portal to tcu...no berkeley degree
everett johnson, offensive tackle...grad transfer portal to montana...berkeley degree
blake antzoulatos, inside linebacker...grad transfer portal to uc davis...berkeley degree
king doerue, running back...football retirement...purdue degree
jeremiah earby, cornerback...transfer portal to boise state...no berkeley degree
sam jackson v, quarterback...transfer portal to auburn & oklahoma state...no berkeley degree
taj davis, wide receiver...football retirement...washington degree
michael luckhurst, kicker...football retirement (cal soccer program)...pursuing berkeley degree
muelu iosefa, inside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
moso'oipala "nunie" tuitele, te/olb...transfer portal to new mexico..no berkeley degree
jeremiah hunter, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to washington...berkeley degree
asher alberding, tight end...football retirement...berkeley haas global access program
dejuan butler, defensive back...grad transfer portal to sacramento state...berkeley degree
sailasa "sai" vadrawale, defensive back...transfer portal to oregon state...no berkeley degree
andy alfieri, fullback/linebacker...grad transfer portal to oregon state..berkeley degree
brian driscoll, offensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
brett johnson, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
jaedon roberts, defensive lineman...football retirement...berkeley degree
mason mangum, wide receiver...grad transfer portal to texas a&m (track)...berkeley degree
isaiah young, defensive back...football retirement...berkeley degree
myles jernigan, linebacker...grad transfer portal to louisville...berkeley degree
ender aguilar, offensive lineman...grad transfer portal to tulsa...berkeley degree
marquis montgomery, wide receiver...transfer portal to byu...no berkeley degree
martin tine, offensive lineman...transfer portal to texas state...no berkeley degree
kaylin moore, defensive back...transfer portal to ucla...no berkeley degree
tiumalu afalava, defensive lineman...transfer portal to san diego state...no berkeley degree
marquez dortch, wide receiver...transfer portal to troy...no berkeley degree
sergio allen, linebacker...football retirement...berkeley degree
leremia leremia, defensive end...football retirement (cal rugby program)...berkeley degree
tidiane jalloh, outside linebacker...football retirement...no berkeley degree
ethan saunders, defensive end...football retirement...berkeley degree


note: kicker mateen bhaghani (ucla) not listed cuz he never had a scholly

2023 scholly roster departures: 36 bears moved on

daniel scott, safety...out of eligibility...berkeley degree...nfl drafted indianapolis colts
odua isibor, edge defender...out of eligiblity...ucla degree
jamieson sheahan, punter...out of eligilbity...berkeley degree
darius long jr, defensive line...walk on final semester...berkeley degree

kyle smith, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
ryan puskas, inside linebacker...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
orin patu, edge defender...grad transfer to arizona & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
patrick histake, edge defender...portal to hawaii & northeastern...no berkeley degree
henry ikahihifo, outside linebacker...portal to nevada...nevada degree
braxton croteau, outside linebacker...medical retirement...berkeley degree
femi oladejo, linebacker...portal to ucla...ucla degree...nfl drafted tennessee titans
trey paster, linebacker...grad transfer to colorado state & bethune cookman...berkeley degree
fatu iosefa, safety...portal to san mateo community college...no berkeley degree
kaleb higgins, corner back...portal to sacramento state...no berkeley degree
ben coleman, guard...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
spencer lovell, guard...grad transfer to kansas & nevada...asu degree
ryan lange, guard...football retirement...berkeley degree
jackson brown, tackle...portal to pitt...no berkeley degree
jake muller, tight end...football retirement...berkeley degree

elijah mojarro, tight end...grad transfer to nevada & rice...berkeley degree
nick alftin, tight end...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree
keleki latu, tight end...portal to nevada & washington...no berkeley degree
jermaine terry, tight end...portal to oregon state...oregon state degree
j michael sturdivant, wide receiver...portal to ucla & florida...no berkeley degree
justin richard baker, wide receiver...medical retirement...berkeley degree

tommy christakos, wide receiver...medical unretirement to asu...berkeley degree
aidan lee, wide receiver...portal to garden city cc, minot state & bluefield state...no berkeley degree
ashton hayes, running back...portal to nevada...no berkeley degree
chris street, running back...portal to utah tech...no berkeley degree
damien moore, running back...portal to fresno state & lamar...fresno state degree
decarlos brooks, running back...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
slater zellers, longsnapper...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
dario longhetto, kicker...grad transfer to asu...berkeley degree
jack plummer, quarterback...grad transfer to louisville...purdue degree...carolina panthers
kai millner, quarterback...portal to northern arizona...no berkeley degree
zach johnson, quarterback...portal as grad transfer...berkeley degree




do u got premium 91 (a berkeley, stanford of ivy league degree) in ur tank??#

MONSTER reader request: please review the above lists & offer updates/corrections re: academic profiles...if ur a bearent/player & want to stay low key, send me a private message or an email...dom arigato
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real talk: no matter how talented THE TAKERS on the back end all elite defenses at any level bring heat off the edges to **** up qb1's biological clocks & pressure them into passing mishaps

and that's why arguably the most critical player in the 2026 cal's monster class is all american cal commit camron brooks who is a quick twitch blur first step +1 athletic apex predator edge defender!!

the university of california, berkeley=the #1 ranked public university in the world (including the peach state which is the domicile of cal football's godfather lance cooper)
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