cal's monster offensive line

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Joegeo
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Shocky1 said:

joego, that's honestly the million dollar question & the answer will be the biggest factor in determining the outcome of the 2025 california golden bear season

first of all, as predicted, the staff's early week depth chart is a a deceptively misleading fiction document, watching the early pregame warm ups from a couple of feet away it wuz no surprise when the 1s at the tackle slots wuz frederick williams iii (who had a really emotional up close conversation with coach harsin right after the final whistle, it's pretty obvious that frederick cares) at left tackle & leon bell at right tackle

both guys played mostly error free vs their ****show performance against duke but didn't dominate nobody, coach anae is building blocks that is happening slower than everybody (including famika) wants but that's always been a slow croc position room which requires some patience

ur last o-line analysis called out the uneven performances of jordan spasojevic-moko, last nite he got subbed out for a spell at left guard by braden miller

bottom line, the cal's monster offensive line report card is improved but that kinda non dominating/violent style of play is not gonna earn a win in blacksburg next friday nite

wut's ur take, joego??

I guess I give them a passing grade but it is very faint praise. They did their jobs on the 3rd/4th short runs and JKS did have more time than normal in the pocket but it is against an awful team in UNC.

Bell I didn't really notice much is good, but Williams did have the 2 false starts and he got demolished on the sack in the end of the 1st half.

Part of me is wondering if any of the RB had any juice to them, will it make the O-Line look comparatively better just because on the rare play they all do their jobs, it is still like a 6 yard run.
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^^ smh, chris got good hair unlike coach vic

coach vic? sorrry, i'm unfamilar, but google suggests this guy, a lucky young fella with several kids (pic grab from 2nd link)
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/vic-so-oto/5470
https://calbears.com/news/2025/9/19/football-lucky-guy.aspx
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Alkiadt
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smh said:

Shocky1 said:

^^ smh, chris got good hair unlike coach vic

coach vic? sorrry, i'm unfamilar, but google suggests this guy, a lucky young fella with several kids (pics in 2nd link))
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/vic-so-oto/5470
https://calbears.com/news/2025/9/19/football-lucky-guy.aspx
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Sometimes no hair is better than some hair.
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smh, let me break it down for u, ok??

chris victor got good hair (his curvy brunette yoga female girlfriend got great hair) but the bears co defensive coordinator vic so'oto don't got no hair, got it??

elenora got great hair (even better when it's a ponytail) & an excellent sideways look!!

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alky, agreed

smh, if u live in the bay area shocky would be more than happy to pick u up in my avis & drive u both ways to the virginia game on november 1st, nobody should have to miss the magic of cal football because some ******* bureaucrats don't want u to drive a car...this is a serious offer
smh
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> Sometimes no hair is better than some hair.
yes sir, thats true. signed, got my last haircut decadeS ago.
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smh
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Quote:

> smh, if u live in the bay area shocky would be more than happy to pick u up in my avis & drive u both ways to the virginia game on november 1st, nobody should have to miss the magic of cal football because some ******* bureaucrats don't want u to drive a car...this is a serious offer

sincere thanks, you're too nice, but the only place this fool is safe anymore is at home, hunt and pecking on my trusty apple desktop
# maany goats/boats sailed, loong time ago
sighned, gadflies R us

^ a too sarcastic previous version of this post was majorly shortened since hearing from S i was breaking posters "smart" phones (??), sorry all.
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understood smh, ur a true believer in the orgiastic blue light of the future which always appears to be within reach as the seasons pass one by one as we all row our boats against the current towards a future that is promising (but also unknowable)

if u evah change my mind re: a gameday, plz send me a private message

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smu mustangs 35
clemson tigers 24

pony qb1 kevin jennings is an exceptional talent that makes excellent decisions, today kj threw for 290 on 23 of 43 passes with an interception

the smu mustangs (5-2) winning at death valley is no ******* joke, they will be a dangerous opponent when they invade memorial stadium in the regular season finale for both teams

and how are the 3 piece of **** schools that voted against cal, smu & stanford getting invitations to the acc doing this season (and would like to explore any potential sec or big 10 invitations to leave the acc)??

clemson: 3-4
north carolina: 2-4
florida state: 3-4

all three acc schools got WORSER seasons then them 5-2 california golden bears!!


fafo#
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saturday college football odds & ends:

jaydn ott with zero rushes for zero yards & kaleb elarms-orr with 16 tackles

cal's october 3, 2026 opponent at nfl venue allegiant stadium unlv (6-1) got blitzed/exposed 56-31 at boise state, the rebs gotta trash d

virginia qb1 chandler morris got the **** knocked outta his previously injured shoulder & is in the injury tent getting examined...the bears gotta dial up the pressure with blitzes & hit morris violently early & often on november 1st at memorial stadium
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stanford cardinals 20
florida state seminoles 13

huge victory for cal's next round of conference realignment partner them high gpa stanford cardinals (3-4) despite less than 300 yards of offense, the cards d played with timely physical non stop motors when necessary which means the 2025 big game in palo alto is gonna be a ******* battle!!

yeah shocky in the modern college football era is never sad when stanford wins & florida state loses, got it??

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oregon state beavers 45
lafayette leopards 13

ok raise ur hand if u knew that the oregon state beavers (1-7) 1st win of the 2025 season wuz against the leopards??

apparently the santa rosa roscos wuz already scheduled or something
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virginia hokies 22
washington state cougars 20

winning programs like the virginia hokies (6-1) find ways to make bigtime plays in the 4th quarter when games are on the line but to be honest with u the #18th ranked hos looked very beatable when they visit berkeley 3000 miles away on the saturday after halloween if the bears rise to the moment



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cal men's golf pot bunker tutorial: daniel heo got mad skillz!!

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2025 dp tour in new delhi india: 4th round update


michael kim (67, tied for 9th): despite an early round double bogey on the par 4 3rd hole (he hit his 2nd shot 10 feet outta the punishing bermuda rough off the 20 yard fairway), michael is playing like a 2026 united states president cup potential team member right now with a birdies on 4 of the last 5 holes to finish the round!!

collin morikawa is done for the year except for playing video games, max homa's final 2025 tournament will be this week's pga tournament in beautiful st george utah (should check out arches national park), byeong hun an is gonna defend his 2024 dp tour victory in seoul korea (will visit with his family) & michael kim is not gonna **** around with all the passport problems/headaches and just take a parachute to dubai in early november for the dp tour championship (should check out the shopping mall indoor skiing facility which is a lot safer than falling outta the sky with a patched up parachute & emotionally hurt feelings or something)

Shocky1
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joego, really like ur coach hot seat list, here's my mike norvell story

so back in the day shocky wuz invited to the asu sun angels preseason donor dinner in tempe when head coach todd graham (then a north scottsdale neighbor along with asu hoops coach bobby hurley) starts introducing his coaching staff with pretty mundane commentary until he gets to offensive coordinator mike norvell

graham says "some of you might be wondering if mike norvell can recruit or not, well check out his wife maria!!" & then asking her to stand up which she reluctantly does to a couple of embarrassed claps...wowza, graham's wife & a couple of the other coaches wives who have not been introduced start reaching for their wine glasses while their husbands look straight ahead kinda glassy eyed, this **** is getting live!!



a month later shocky sees todd at the village & asks him if he's gonna host the upcoming oscars or something to which he replies "schulzie, you have no idea how long the drive car going home was with penni (they have since divorced, duh) with her non stop asking me what's the **** wrong with you??"



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