cal's monster offensive line

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Joegeo
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joego, that's honestly the million dollar question & the answer will be the biggest factor in determining the outcome of the 2025 california golden bear season

first of all, as predicted, the staff's early week depth chart is a a deceptively misleading fiction document, watching the early pregame warm ups from a couple of feet away it wuz no surprise when the 1s at the tackle slots wuz frederick williams iii (who had a really emotional up close conversation with coach harsin right after the final whistle, it's pretty obvious that frederick cares) at left tackle & leon bell at right tackle

both guys played mostly error free vs their ****show performance against duke but didn't dominate nobody, coach anae is building blocks that is happening slower than everybody (including famika) wants but that's always been a slow croc position room which requires some patience

ur last o-line analysis called out the uneven performances of jordan spasojevic-moko, last nite he got subbed out for a spell at left guard by braden miller

bottom line, the cal's monster offensive line report card is improved but that kinda non dominating/violent style of play is not gonna earn a win in blacksburg next friday nite

wut's ur take, joego??

I guess I give them a passing grade but it is very faint praise. They did their jobs on the 3rd/4th short runs and JKS did have more time than normal in the pocket but it is against an awful team in UNC.

Bell I didn't really notice much is good, but Williams did have the 2 false starts and he got demolished on the sack in the end of the 1st half.

Part of me is wondering if any of the RB had any juice to them, will it make the O-Line look comparatively better just because on the rare play they all do their jobs, it is still like a 6 yard run.
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^^ smh, chris got good hair unlike coach vic

coach vic? sorrry, i'm unfamilar, but google suggests this guy, a lucky young fella with several kids (pic grab from 2nd link)
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/vic-so-oto/5470
https://calbears.com/news/2025/9/19/football-lucky-guy.aspx
# piece / out
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smh said:

Shocky1 said:

^^ smh, chris got good hair unlike coach vic

coach vic? sorrry, i'm unfamilar, but google suggests this guy, a lucky young fella with several kids (pics in 2nd link))
https://calbears.com/sports/football/roster/coaches/vic-so-oto/5470
https://calbears.com/news/2025/9/19/football-lucky-guy.aspx
# piece / out


Sometimes no hair is better than some hair.
Shocky1
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smh, let me break it down for u, ok??

chris victor got good hair (his curvy brunette yoga female girlfriend got great hair) but the bears co defensive coordinator vic so'oto don't got no hair, got it??

elenora got great hair (even better when it's a ponytail) & an excellent sideways look!!

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alky, agreed



smh, if u live in the bay area shocky would be more than happy to pick u up in my avis & drive u both ways to the virginia game on november 1st, nobody should have to miss the magic of cal football because some ******* bureaucrats don't want u to drive a car...this is a serious offer
smh
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> Sometimes no hair is better than some hair.
yes sir, thats true. signed, got my last haircut decadeS ago.
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Quote:

> smh, if u live in the bay area shocky would be more than happy to pick u up in my avis & drive u both ways to the virginia game on november 1st, nobody should have to miss the magic of cal football because some ******* bureaucrats don't want u to drive a car...this is a serious offer

sincere thanks, you're too nice, but the only place this fool is safe anymore is at home, hunt and pecking on my trusty apple desktop
# maany goats/boats sailed, loong time ago
sighned, gadflies R us

^ a too sarcastic previous version of this post was majorly shortened since hearing from S i was breaking posters "smart" phones (??), sorry all.
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understood smh, ur a true believer in the orgiastic blue light of the future which always appears to be within reach as the seasons pass one by one as we all row our boats against the current towards a future that is promising (but also unknowable)

if u evah change my mind re: a gameday, plz send me a private message

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smu mustangs 35
clemson tigers 24

pony qb1 kevin jennings is an exceptional talent that makes excellent decisions, today kj threw for 290 on 23 of 43 passes with an interception

the smu mustangs (5-2) winning at death valley is no ******* joke, they will be a dangerous opponent when they invade memorial stadium in the regular season finale for both teams

and how are the 3 piece of **** schools that voted against cal, smu & stanford getting invitations to the acc doing this season (and would like to explore any potential sec or big 10 invitations to leave the acc)??

clemson: 3-4
north carolina: 2-4
florida state: 3-4

all three acc schools got WORSER seasons then them 5-2 california golden bears!!


fafo#
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saturday college football odds & ends:

jaydn ott with zero rushes for zero yards & kaleb elarms-orr with 16 tackles

cal's october 3, 2026 opponent at nfl venue allegiant stadium unlv (6-1) got blitzed/exposed 56-31 at boise state, the rebs gotta trash d

virginia qb1 chandler morris got the **** knocked outta his previously injured shoulder & is in the injury tent getting examined...the bears gotta dial up the pressure with blitzes & hit morris violently early & often on november 1st at memorial stadium
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3.6 gpa batman trinket welder/1 hand yoga headstander/2027 inside backer cal commit!!#
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stanford cardinals 20
florida state seminoles 13

huge victory for cal's next round of conference realignment partner them high gpa stanford cardinals (3-4) despite less than 300 yards of offense, the cards d played with timely physical non stop motors when necessary which means the 2025 big game in palo alto is gonna be a ******* battle!!

yeah shocky in the modern college football era is never sad when stanford wins & florida state loses, got it??

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oregon state beavers 45
lafayette leopards 13

ok raise ur hand if u knew that the oregon state beavers (1-7) 1st win of the 2025 season wuz against the leopards??

apparently the santa rosa roscos wuz already scheduled or something
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virginia cavaliers 22
washington state cougars 20

winning programs like the virginia cavaliers (6-1) find ways to make bigtime plays in the 4th quarter when games are on the line but to be honest with u the #18th ranked cavs looked very beatable when they visit berkeley 3000 miles away on the saturday after halloween if the bears rise to the moment



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cal men's golf pot bunker tutorial: daniel heo got mad skillz!!

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2025 dp tour in new delhi india: 4th round update


michael kim (67, tied for 9th): despite an early round double bogey on the par 4 3rd hole (he hit his 2nd shot 10 feet outta the punishing bermuda rough off the 20 yard fairway), michael is playing like a 2026 united states president cup potential team member right now with a birdies on 4 of the last 5 holes to finish the round!!


collin morikawa is done for the year except for playing video games, max homa's final 2025 tournament will be this week's pga tournament in beautiful st george utah (should check out arches national park), byeong hun an is gonna defend his 2024 dp tour victory in seoul korea (will visit with his family) & michael kim is not gonna **** around with all the passport problems/headaches and just take a parachute to dubai in early november for the 2 dp tour championship tournaments (should check out the shopping mall indoor skiing facility which is a lot safer than falling outta the sky with a patched up parachute & emotionally hurt feelings or something)

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joego, really like ur coach hot seat list, here's my mike norvell story

so back in the day shocky wuz invited to the asu sun angels preseason donor dinner in tempe when head coach todd graham (then a north scottsdale neighbor along with asu hoops coach bobby hurley) starts introducing his coaching staff with pretty mundane commentary until he gets to offensive coordinator mike norvell

graham says "some of you might be wondering if mike norvell can recruit or not, well check out his wife maria!!" & then asking her to stand up which she reluctantly does to a couple of embarrassed claps...wowza, graham's wife & a couple of the other coaches wives who have not been introduced start reaching for their wine glasses while their husbands look straight ahead kinda glassy eyed, this **** is getting live!!



a month later shocky sees todd at the village & asks him if he's gonna host the upcoming oscars or something to which he replies "schulzie, you have no idea how long the drive car going home was with penni (they have since divorced, duh) with her non stop asking me what's the **** wrong with you??"



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^ this is the FUTURE of the cal football fanbase (and this market segment will be grown if FREE tixs are INCLUSIVELY offered by ron rivera & rich lyons to all berkeley students for the upcoming virginia & smu games at memorial stadium)!!

when shocky is creating content he often thinks/imagines his targeted audience during the process, all it really takes to spark a flame is a couple of sideways glances & a smile (and of course retying ur ponytail is the most triggering non verbal cue on planet earth)

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yeah it's true curvy brunette yoga females with smokeshow ponytails from academically mediocre schools like asu, oregon & oklahoma state wanna date & marry berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads when they enter the real world which unremorsefully favors the well educated in building generational wealth while discarding low gpa dumb *****



back in the day shocky got his heart broken in the unilateral termination of his quest to help cal basketball win a national championship but looking back now there are lifelong bonds/relationships that wuz forged that will stand the test of time even after the basketball stopped bouncing...now the monster thinks coach wilson & coach ireland are putting together the building blocks (talking about you mon ami callixte alzas) to build a men's golf national championship program in berkeley (but that **** is NOT gonna happen unless these guys start getting yoga/meditation practices & counting their daily protein grams like pga golfers)

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z, why do u think it is that ur poly brah shanky & jaylen brown got NO back injuries like u??...stretching is good but don't confuse that with a dedicated yoga/meditation practice that's critical for navigating stone forest in yunnan, got it??



look the point is that the future is unknowable, nobody knows how the **** this **** is gonna play out including this upcoming friday nite's critical football game further afar in blacksburg against a virginia tech squad that got nothing to lose...and the FUN part of life is experiencing 1st hand life's adventures (both the good & the bad)!!

yeah we may get walked to our car & maybe even never wanna leave home without a parachute when our feelings get hurt but that's ******* life & that don't mean we shouldn't all be hopeful for the future, got it??



real talk: ^ in the final cut up they are staring at each other lips while walking on the beach, they can't wait for the scene to be ******* over so they can start kissing each other!!

where's the ******* ring (life is NOT linear)??#
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Shocky, its the Virginia Cavaliers. Virginia Tech is the Hokies
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sorry 51, this new acc mascot drama **** is kinda chaotic, the monsters will get this **** edited or something



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wut up coach wilcox??

how r u??

ima fine

probably the most important decision u need to make this week (other than determining which wideouts can catch the ******* football, does bouza got any remaining eligibility??) is wut will be the team movie for thursday nite in blacksburg, rite?

well shocky tole u last november that anora (directed by sean baker who also made the masterpiece the florida project) would get mikey matthews the best actress award, baker the best director & also the best movie award which is exactly how the oscars played out this year

yeah shocky knows almost ******* everything (except how to do a handstand) coach with obviously more knowledge about special teams player evaluations than u but let's not digress, ok??

where's the ******* ring (asking for a friend)??

ur friend

shock the rock (5 carrots)

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acc bureaucracy: gonna fine stanford $1,000 for each of their high gpa 50 fans running onto the field after their victory over piece of **** florida state in palo alto but ZERO dollars in fines for the 15,000+ cal fans that will storm stanford stadium on november 22nd in a joyous celebration (of almost shocky's b-day) if the bears defeat the cards in the BIG GAME!!

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4.3 gpa & 2026 cal commit ej morgan got soft hands (which is a valued skillset by coach cefalo)!!#
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football is a violent sport (and guys getting PAID in the nfl play with a violent mentality)#
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the future of collegiate head coaches:

with the insane ENERGY requirements for nil fundraising with donors, year round free agency with players (and their families/representatives), growing the fanbase with relentless passion, etc. the trend in college sports at the power 4 level is trending towards EXTROVERTED younger & younger head coaches that love their alma mater like teen spirit dilly at asu!!

mr silverleaf sun angel tole me today on the links that asu's remarkable victory over texas tech wuz accomplished with a $5,700,000 nil budget vs the raiders $28,000,000

coaches rolo & harsin are NOT among the top candidates at oregon state, the athletic director scott barnes & search committee will be targeting a younger head coach

cal basketball ****** up by not hiring berkeley grad (3 years) dennis gates after coach martin departed (due to his wife roberta being done with berkeley after their 3.65 gpa eldest son joshua wuz not cleared off the wait list for admission, my source for this is roberta)...back in the day dennis got my phone # from richard midgley & asked for my support & then in our follow up conversations tole me his "interview" with the grand master ****tard knowlton wuz a "rushed" telephonic 15 minute ****show with jimbo asking "irrelevant questions"

gates recognized that the most qualified people to sell berkeley academics are berkeley grads & tole me his staff would include berkeley grads richard midgley, theo robertson & my hopa/hopa brah lou richie (head coach at bishop o'dowd)...the current head coach mark madsen got a weak assistant coaching staff (none of whom are berkeley grads) which is why the low gpa roster is recklessly turning over (with a near zero graduation rate) every year & his era's best player jordan tyson (who had ZERO interest in reading books & ****) wuz flunking out when he "declared" for the nba draft

yeah and that's why berkeley grads doms (happy 27!!) & future head coach in waitin +2 EXTROVERTED mike saffell (would need an experienced general manager like ron rivera to assemble a coaching staff) are the right choices in berkeley just like berkeley grad andrew mcgraw is the best candidate to replace the current ****tard anti football co athletic directors jay larson & jennifer simon-o'neil (neither is a berkeley grad)!!

this **** is NOT that incomprehensible if ur listening closely to dilly (who calls me every year on my b-day)

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Tosh Lupoi is an extroverted alumnus. But does he love his alma mater?
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cam, u bring up an interesting question, tosh lupoi is intelligent, possesses an unimpeachable work ethic & the street smarts of a rio de janerio pocket picker

the foundation of lupoi's college football career (he washed outta the nfl as a technically deficient defensive line coach, recruiting is not a valued skillset in the pro game) is based upon his predatory ability to relate to 5 star low gpa black & poly high schoolers from lower socioeconomic backgrounds with a single parent moms who is working multiple jobs which allows tosh to serve as a "father/big brother" figure while xboxing with these naive young men promising them nfl stardom/paychecks, working for nike, owning a restaurant, etc. without any meaningful academic ambition

and then these young men turn 30 with all of these dreams gone up in smoke & they are ****** in a highly competitive global economy that favors the well educated like berkeley, stanford & ivy league grads

at a university with high academic ethics & standards, lupoi's bull**** would not fly but at oregon (which is basically a safety school for white dumb azz cali kids that got rejected from every uc school) they value winning at all costs & their fanbase is not interested in the afterlives of their disposable gladiators

bottom line, tosh lupoi is a piece of **** kinda like criminal dana altman & their only loyalties are to their wallets

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Shocky Appreciation Post!!!!

I had the pleasure of attending the Cal vs UNC game this past Friday with the beloved Shocky. Let me just say what an awesome experience. I started my day down at Memorial Glade with a few friends where we saw Vallejo native and rapper LaRussel perform. I also had a few jello shots from one of my buddies, which more than sufficed for a proper pregame. I then met up with Shocky and we went down on the field pregame where we saw many famous Berkeley alumni as well as recruits. We stayed field side for the entirety of the game, and man it was night I won't soon forget.

Shocky is a passionate and knowledgeable Berkeley alumni who gave a superfan a day he will never forget. I hope everyone on this platform either has had an opportunity or gets an opportunity in the future to have that kind of field side experience. Shocky knows so many people on that sideline, I felt like a celebrity getting to meet all of these great people. So just a big shout-out to Shocky I am so appreciative and thankful for our friendship! I provided some photos and videos that we took along our journey. I hope you all enjoy it. Go Bears!

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A couple more pics and videos for you guys to check out!!!

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reese, it wuz FUN doing the hang with u last friday nite at memorial stadium, ur football iq is off the ******* charts brah!!

my favorite cut up from ur gram is us creeping up behind belichik's son late in the 4th quarter & hearing the defensive play calls (which we didn't share with anybody on the bears staff) live!!

shocky's 2 favorite berkeley gameday traditions are being in the tunnel during the x-rated hype screaming before running out onto the field with the bears & my now non existent practice of talking with the hoopers on the floor 45 minutes before the tip off in a nearly empty haas pavillion with the sound of our laughter & basketballs bouncing reverberating thru our palace

reese adams=young brah who bleeds blue & gold!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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I like Shocky too, and he's an especially nice guy in person. No one can say he lacks enthusiasm and pasison for Cal.
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look it's FUN being in the tunnel at memorial stadium on gamedays watching oski, marshawn & chancellor lyons tryna ride a bike with no effort but to be honest with u none of them is the monster's #1 choice for a sunday afternoon bike ride from muir woods to stinson beach followed by an early dinner at sam's cafe on the water

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real talk: while the 5-2 california golden bears are celebrating an acc victory over north carolina with the head coach and his staff & preparing for this friday nite's roadie to blacksburg, uninformed (zero inside knowledge of any of the inner workings of the cal football program) "fans" are debating a coaching change instead of focusing on the bears play (like jacob de jesus catching an unreal 13 balls or akili calhoun's cage fighting smackdown BLOCK!!) on the field



people should do wut makes them happy, sadly tv fans are generally speaking not happy people/disengaged from reality & focusing on negativity (which invariably erodes their mental & physical health) is just a way of life

wut if cali tumbles into the sea??##
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california golden bears recruiting territory#
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Thank you so much for posting this. I suspect many folks on this site are much more human (I couldn't think of a good word) than their online persona portrays. I stopped posting here for a number of reasons but I've always kept reading. Shocky seems to have many things in common with me: golf, cycling and Cal sports, especially football. My season tickets are courtesy of Bud Turner's son. I'm sure I'd love meeting Shocky and love talking details of Cal football. I'm boring the hell out of people I sit around talking about offensive line play or Wilcox's weird body language on the sidelines. Again, thanks for posting. It's good to hear that there's a friendly person behind the crazy, posting Cal fan.
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In my private messages w/Shocky I found him to be responsive, passionate, insightful + fun. I would not hesitate to ask him questions about Cal Football, travel or golf...I do not understand the hostility against a fellow Bear, especially if Shocky has not done anything harmful to you...
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Ninerfreak800 said:


Shocky Appreciation Post!!!!

I had the pleasure of attending the Cal vs UNC game this past Friday with the beloved Shocky. Let me just say what an awesome experience. I started my day down at Memorial Glade with a few friends where we saw Vallejo native and rapper LaRussel perform. I also had a few jello shots from one of my buddies, which more than sufficed for a proper pregame. I then met up with Shocky and we went down on the field pregame where we saw many famous Berkeley alumni as well as recruits. We stayed field side for the entirety of the game, and man it was night I won't soon forget.

Shocky is a passionate and knowledgeable Berkeley alumni who gave a superfan a day he will never forget. I hope everyone on this platform either has had an opportunity or gets an opportunity in the future to have that kind of field side experience. Shocky knows so many people on that sideline, I felt like a celebrity getting to meet all of these great people. So just a big shout-out to Shocky I am so appreciative and thankful for our friendship! I provided some photos and videos that we took along our journey. I hope you all enjoy it. Go Bears!




Coach T looking great!
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bears having FUN in the sun!! (do u got ur tixs for november 1st vs nationally ranked virginia??)#
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